Silverclaw

RankItemQuantity
#181Alice's Army Alchemist3
#224Alice's Army Cleric1
#144Alice's Army Coward3
#260Alice's Army Guard1
#206Alice's Army Halberder2
#226Alice's Army Lanceman1
#189Alice's Army Mad Bomber3
#162Alice's Army Ninja4
#206Alice's Army Nurse2
#260Alice's Army Page1
#183Alice's Army Shieldmaiden3
#257Alice's Army Swordsman1
#815Amulet of Yendor16
#13Bastille Battalion control rig crate2
#15Beach Comb Box2
#8Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog2
#14Boxing Day care package2
#336Chroner85
#12Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium2
#272Crimbo ukulele1
#53Crimbomega drive chain1
🥇Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer1
🥇Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator1
#16Distant Woods Getaway Brochure2
#206FDKOL hotcakes20
#17FantasyRealm membership packet2
#30Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit2
#445Fudge Fiber Armor Plating1
🥈Fuzzby1
#16God Lobster Egg2
#55Golden Mr. Accessory2
#8Guzzlr application2
#23Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)1
#1197Jack-in-the-box1
🥇Jackass Plumber home game1
#12Kramco Industries packing carton2
#433Loudmouth Larry Lamprey86
#53Mr. Accessory Jr.2
#127Mysterious Black Box5
#98Mysterious Blue Box17
#111Mysterious Green Box12
#103Mysterious Red Box13
#22Neverending Party invitation envelope2
#15PirateRealm membership packet2
#12Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them2
#652Red Rover BB gun2
#6Retrospecs try-at-home kit2
#6Sister Accessory2
#24SongBoom™ BoomBox Box2
🥈Sword of Procedural Generation1
#244Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette3
#276Thwaitgold chigger statuette4
#315Thwaitgold metabug statuette1
#673Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette12
#458Thwaitgold termite statuette17
#19Time Cloak1
🥇Time Lord Badge of Honor1
#39Time Lord Participation Mug1
#37Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car1
#8Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper2
#245Ze™ goggles3
#1575adorable seal larva1
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary pewter cape1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
🥈anniversary tiny latex mask1
#11baby camelCalf2
#7bag of Iunion stones2
#870bag of airline peanuts28
#13bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts2
#247ball-in-a-cup1
#94bananarama bangle1
#470black candy heart14
#473black-and-blue light77
#434blue plasma ball94
#12box o' ghosts2
#3273box of sunshine23
#1338brick16
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#40cartoon harpoon11
#447cheap studded belt71
#977clown hammer20
#254comfy pillow1
#372cymbal syrup17
#618deck of tropical cards1
#849defective skull17
#744delicious salad40
#271drop of water-3720
#44eaves droppers6
#242electrical thingamabob30
#4elf sleeper agent2
#10emotion chip2
#871empty blowgun1
#649encoder ring17
#832explosion-flavored chewing gum27
#964fake fake vomit24
#1353fake hand6
#925fancy opera glasses1
#278flask of tainted mining oil5
#477flavored foot massage oil54
#417foam dart84
#13fresh can of paint2
#569giant designer sunglasses6
#1915grue egg12
#1786handful of confetti20
#3383heart necklace1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#1027jazz soap18
#1128joybuzzer15
#15kitten burglar2
#85kumquartz ring1
#16latte lovers club card2
#939magical ice cube with a fly in it23
#506magical pony: Spectrum Dash2
#480magical pony: Uniquity2
#16mint condition Lil' Doctor™ bag2
#4mint-in-box Powerful Glove2
#420mood ring15
#11packaged Pocket Professor2
#12packaged SpinMaster™ lathe2
#14packaged backup camera2
#12packaged knock-off retro superhero cape2
#12packaged miniature crystal ball2
#141pair of pearidot earrings1
#38personal graffiti kit8
#540personal massager13
#403personalized birthday cake4
#525personalized coffee mug84
#1272pet rock "Groucho" disguise6
#1045pet rock "Snooty" disguise18
#18piranha pollen55
#79pog #01 (spider)12
#75pog #02 (Knob goblin)14
#95pog #03 (warwelf)11
#131pog #04 (skleleton)8
#92pog #05 (ninja snowman)11
#124pog #06 (filthy hippy)9
#62pog #07 (orcish frat boy)16
#170pog #08 (hellion)6
#87pog #09 (pirate)12
#93pog #10 (hobo)11
#60pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)16
#12power seed2
#613quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments1
🥈red and green rain stick1
#39red coin2
#649red-and-green sweater1
#8red-spotted snapper roe2
#505roll of toilet paper165
#10rose-colored glasses1
#3666rubber WWJD? bracelet1
#3662rubber WWSPD? bracelet1
#3652rubber WWtNSD? bracelet1
#817rubber emo roe34
#18rune-strewn spoon cocoon2
#16shortest-order cook2
#11sinistral homunculus2
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#860spectre scepter37
#764stainless steel shillelagh6
#2141stainless steel skullcap1
#432stick-on eyebrow piercing74
#657stray chihuahua4
#1830stuffed Baron von Ratsworth15
#5713stuffed Cheshire bitten5
#7827stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech2
#1711stuffed Meat18
#6981stuffed angry cow3
#7834stuffed astral badger2
#6372stuffed baby gravy fairy4
#6182stuffed cocoabo4
#1171stuffed crazy bastard sword4
#7025stuffed flaming gravy fairy3
#7822stuffed frozen gravy fairy2
#954stuffed ghuol whelp1
#6334stuffed hand turkey4
#1810stuffed key11
#1294stuffed martini4
#7006stuffed mind flayer3
#1949stuffed mink13
#1506stuffed monocle24
#4964stuffed scary death orb7
#6371stuffed sleazy gravy fairy4
#8806stuffed snowy owl1
#4956stuffed spooky gravy fairy7
#3042stuffed spooky mushroom1
#8883stuffed stinky gravy fairy1
#1904stuffed teddy butler14
#1626stuffed tin of caviar20
#2534stuffed treasure chest2
#5322stuffed undead elbow macaroni6
#234stylish swimsuit2
🥈subscription cocoa dispenser2
🥇time sleigh1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#8195tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#101tiny plastic Crimbomega1
#101tiny plastic Crimbot1
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#4544tiny plastic accordion thief1
#111tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart1
#8216tiny plastic angry goat1
#8256tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8131tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#2574tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar2
#8179tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#8101tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8224tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#4499tiny plastic disco bandit1
#101tiny plastic exo-suited miner1
#8155tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8193tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8098tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#156tiny plastic golden gundam73
#8064tiny plastic grue1
#8132tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8073tiny plastic killer bee1
#8203tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8105tiny plastic levitating potato1
#8118tiny plastic mosquito1
#4348tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8102tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4452tiny plastic seal clubber1
#102tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit1
#8228tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8163tiny plastic stab bat1
#8142tiny plastic star starfish1
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#4484tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#768tortoise's blessing1
#24toy Crimbot mega face2
#24toy Crimbot power glove2
#21toy Crimbot rocket legs2
#21toy Crimbot super fist2
#1132tropical wrapping paper1
#11unopened Bird-a-Day calendar2
#8unopened diabolic pizza cube box2
#1548unusual disco ball1
#334urinal cake8
#20vampyric cloake pattern2
#15voter registration form2
#188warbear LP-ROM burner1
#437warbear beeping telegram1
🥇warbear breakfast machine1
#20warbear empathy chip (used)1
#384warbear gyrocopter1
#192warbear high-efficiency still1
#168warbear induction oven1
#179warbear jackhammer drill press1
#438warbear metalworking primer1
#44warbear metalworking primer (used)1
#179warbear requisition box23
#431warbear sequential gaiety distribution system1
#298warbear soda machine assembler1
#987whoopie cushion24
#1017wind-up chattering teeth23
#748x-ray specs19
#944yellow snowcone29

Wow, that's 2,354 items total!

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