| #231 | "caramel" orange | 1 |
| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #71 | A Guide to Burning Leaves | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #11 | Aggressive Carrot | 2,132 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #93 | Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes | 1 |
| #1060 | Amulet of Yendor | 8 |
| #655 | Ancient Saucehelm | 4 |
| #377 | Angelhair Culottes | 3 |
| #1217 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #23 | Ass-Stompers of Violence | 1 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #186 | BRICKO brick | 1,075 |
| #4 | BURT | 1,936 |
| #295 | Baja sopapilla | 1 |
| #375 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 3 |
| #35 | Barney's rake | 10 |
| #611 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #312 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 33 |
| #823 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #41 | Bastille Battalion control rig crate | 1 |
| #94 | Beach Buck | 56 |
| #161 | Belt of Howling Anger | 2 |
| #20 | Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog | 1 |
| #930 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #49 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #34 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
| #38 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #46 | Black Angus blackburger | 1 |
| #22 | Black Bart's Booty | 1 |
| #26 | Black and White Apron Enrollment Form | 1 |
| #609 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #37 | Boltsmann ID badge | 1 |
| #1679 | Bonerdagon necklace | 3 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #55 | Booke of Vampyric Knowledge | 5 |
| #126 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 3 |
| #1676 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2770 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #133 | Boulevardier cocktail | 1 |
| #34 | Boxing Day care package | 1 |
| #23 | Brand of Violence | 1 |
| #5 | Brogre brolo shirt | 1 |
| #4 | Brogre brorts | 1 |
| #4 | Brogre bucket hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #5 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 2 |
| #5 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 2 |
| 🥉 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 2 |
| 🥉 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 2 |
| #387 | CSA fire-starting kit | 3 |
| #111 | Carpathian longsword | 4 |
| #61 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #61 | Chalice of the Malkovich Prince | 1 |
| #194 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #116 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #180 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #50 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 1 |
| #104 | Chroner | 948 |
| #31 | Clara's bell | 26 |
| #736 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #9 | Cloaca Cola Polar | 2,015 |
| #154 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 2 |
| #67 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #2405 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #118 | Coinspiracy | 12 |
| #967 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #40 | Cold One | 174 |
| #19 | Cold Stone of Hatred | 1 |
| #105 | Comet Pop | 1 |
| #22 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium | 1 |
| #6 | Conspiracy™ mascara | 1 |
| #1366 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #163 | Cosmic Calorie | 10 |
| #25 | Covers-Your-Head | 1 |
| #97 | Crimbeau de toilette | 2 |
| #205 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 25 |
| #676 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| #416 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 1 |
| #104 | Crimbo candle | 2 |
| #106 | Crimbo crystal shards | 1 |
| #116 | Crimbo dinner | 2 |
| #208 | Crimbo food scraps | 1 |
| #419 | Crimbo salad | 3 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo stockings | 1 |
| #145 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 13 |
| #88 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #359 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #135 | Crimbosmopolitan | 2 |
| #19 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 4 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| #25 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 4 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #20 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 4 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #48 | Crimbot battery | 75 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #42 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #125 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 2 |
| #58 | Crimbuccaneer bombjacket | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 2 |
| #111 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 1 |
| #102 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 1 |
| #184 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 1 |
| #72 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 1 |
| #51 | Crimbuccaneer lantern | 1 |
| #115 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 2 |
| #66 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 1 |
| #285 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 1 |
| #84 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 1 |
| #135 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 1 |
| #46 | Crimbuccaneer runebone | 1 |
| #117 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 1 |
| #78 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 1 |
| #94 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 1 |
| #34 | Crimbuccaneer tavern swab | 1 |
| #37 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 5 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #121 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 1 |
| #1820 | Crimbuck | 70 |
| #31 | Crimbylow-rise jeans | 1 |
| #51 | Crown of Thrones | 1 |
| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #224 | DUFRESNE Suds | 1 |
| #79 | Daisy's unclean bloomers | 2 |
| #79 | Dark Jill-of-All-Trades | 1 |
| #125 | Dennis's blessing of Minerva | 1 |
| #12 | Dinsey's brain | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey's glove | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey's oculus | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey's pants | 1 |
| #9 | Dinsey's pizza cutter | 1 |
| #12 | Dinsey's radar dish | 1 |
| #1165 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #31 | Distant Woods Getaway Brochure | 1 |
| #15 | Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| #28 | Dragonscale breastplate | 1 |
| #16 | Drapes-You-Regally | 1 |
| #115 | Dreadsylvanian seed pod | 1 |
| #20 | Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie | 1 |
| #22 | Drip harness | 1 |
| #15 | Driplet | 21 |
| #102 | Drowsy Sword | 155 |
| #4 | Drunkula's bell | 1 |
| #23 | Drunkula's cape | 1 |
| #7 | Drunkula's ring of haze | 1 |
| #26 | Drunkula's silky pants | 1 |
| #29 | Duke Vampire's regal cloak | 1 |
| #13 | Dungeon Fist gauntlet | 1 |
| #119 | Dust bunny | 12 |
| #1101 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #28 | El Vibrato restraints | 22 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #52 | Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror | 1 |
| #32 | Eldritch snap | 3 |
| #119 | Elf Army machine parts | 5 |
| #49 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 2 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| #91 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| #73 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #25 | Elf Guard MPC | 8,086 |
| #46 | Elf Guard SCUBA tank | 1 |
| #40 | Elf Guard broom | 1 |
| #51 | Elf Guard clipboard | 1 |
| #82 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 1 |
| #105 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 1 |
| #62 | Elf Guard fuel tank | 1 |
| #59 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 1 |
| #104 | Elf Guard honor present | 1 |
| #75 | Elf Guard hotpants | 1 |
| #72 | Elf Guard insignia (general) | 1 |
| #62 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 2 |
| #90 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 1 |
| #93 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 1 |
| #80 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 1 |
| #104 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 1 |
| #53 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 1 |
| #82 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
| #45 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 1 |
| #79 | Elf Guard strategic map | 1 |
| #79 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 1 |
| #133 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 1 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #37 | Elvish underarmor | 1 |
| #912 | FDKOL commendation | 3 |
| #102 | Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square | 1 |
| #60 | FantasyRealm Mage's Hat | 23 |
| #68 | FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask | 24 |
| #98 | FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm | 12 |
| #12 | FantasyRealm key | 9 |
| #4 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 2 |
| #74 | Former Sheriff Dan's tin star | 1 |
| #52 | Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit | 1 |
| #30 | Freddy Kruegerand | 835 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #210 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #53 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 7 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #16 | FunFunds™ | 4,996 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #14 | Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #153 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 2 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| #12 | Girdle of Hatred | 1 |
| #39 | Glenn's golden dice | 3 |
| #1047 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #35 | God Lobster Egg | 1 |
| #886 | Goodfella contract | 3 |
| #38 | Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun | 21 |
| #349 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 3 |
| #11 | Great Wolf's beastly trousers | 1 |
| #27 | Great Wolf's headband | 1 |
| #27 | Great Wolf's left paw | 1 |
| #7 | Great Wolf's lice | 1 |
| #22 | Great Wolf's right paw | 1 |
| #5 | Great Wolf's rocket launcher | 1 |
| #153 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 2 |
| #21 | Guzzlr application | 1 |
| #5 | HOA citation pad | 1 |
| #7 | HOA regulation book | 1 |
| #7 | HOA zombie eyes | 1 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #423 | Heimandatz's heart | 4 |
| #128 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 3 |
| #7 | Helps-You-Sleep | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #117 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #94 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #8 | Hodgman's imaginary hamster | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #66 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #24 | Hodgman's whackin' stick | 1 |
| #4 | Holiday Fun! | 3,565 |
| #109 | Hotwire™ brand candy rope | 1 |
| #115 | How to Play Othello | 3 |
| #36 | Humpty Dumplings | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #226 | Inner Strength | 2 |
| #164 | Inner Truth | 3 |
| #49 | Inner Wisdom | 5 |
| #441 | Iron Beta of Industry | 17 |
| #206 | Jack-in-the-box | 28 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #105 | Jamaican coffee | 1 |
| #619 | Jocko Homo's head | 3 |
| #19 | Jodhpurs of Violence | 1 |
| #77 | Kelflar vest | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #5 | KoL Con 13 snowglobe | 1 |
| #719 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #31 | Kramco Industries packing carton | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #170 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 217 |
| #32 | LOV Echinacea Bouquet | 1 |
| #47 | LOV Elephant | 1 |
| #35 | LOV Emotionizer | 1 |
| #46 | LOV Enamorang | 1 |
| #51 | LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate | 1 |
| #552 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #61 | Lavalos's shell | 1 |
| 🥇 | Law of Averages | 3 |
| #529 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| #16 | Lens of Hatred | 1 |
| #17 | Lens of Violence | 1 |
| #121 | Liam's mail | 2 |
| #89 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 1 |
| #143 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #135 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 154 |
| #752 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 6 |
| 🥈 | LyleCo premium magnifying glass | 1 |
| 🥈 | LyleCo premium monocle | 1 |
| 🥈 | LyleCo premium pickaxe | 1 |
| 🥈 | LyleCo premium rope | 1 |
| #114 | Mae West with a fly in it | 3 |
| #4 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 5,727 |
| #24 | Master Thief's utility belt | 1 |
| #35 | MayDay™ contract | 1 |
| #44 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 5 |
| #26 | Mayor Ghost's cloak | 1 |
| #14 | Mayor Ghost's gavel | 1 |
| #23 | Mayor Ghost's khakis | 1 |
| #11 | Mayor Ghost's sash | 1 |
| #4 | Mayor Ghost's scissors | 1 |
| #26 | Mayor Ghost's toupee | 1 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #60 | Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince | 1 |
| #429 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 9 |
| #189 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 1 |
| #15 | Mer-kin dodgeball | 2 |
| #22 | Mer-kin dragnet | 1 |
| #11 | Mer-kin gladiator mask | 1 |
| #12 | Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece | 1 |
| #28 | Mer-kin headguard | 1 |
| #70 | Mer-kin knucklebone | 2 |
| #25 | Mer-kin rollpin | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin scholar mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 1 |
| #24 | Mer-kin switchblade | 1 |
| #33 | Mer-kin thighguard | 1 |
| #5 | Meteoid ice beam | 1 |
| #19 | Microplushie: Bropane | 333 |
| #15 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 127 |
| #24 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 131 |
| #21 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 73 |
| #22 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 252 |
| #19 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 366 |
| #20 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 41 |
| #18 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 192 |
| #15 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 426 |
| #21 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 211 |
| #22 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 274 |
| #12 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 7 |
| #5 | Moon Pie | 119 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #52 | Mr. Cheeng's spectacles | 3 |
| #115 | Mr. Screege's spectacles | 3 |
| #152 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 1 |
| #46 | My First Paycheck envelope | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #142 | Mysterious Black Box | 2 |
| #158 | Mysterious Blue Box | 1 |
| #154 | Mysterious Green Box | 1 |
| #149 | Mysterious Red Box | 1 |
| #17 | New-You Club Membership Form | 1 |
| #252 | Newbiesport™ tent | 10 |
| #349 | Newman's Own Trousers | 3 |
| #23 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 140 |
| #95 | Northern pemmican | 1 |
| #15 | Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence | 1 |
| 🥈 | Official Council Aide Pin | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #92 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #98 | Othello's military jacket | 1 |
| #23 | Our Daily Candles™ order form | 1 |
| #22 | P.B.L.T. | 796 |
| 🥇 | PARTY HARD T-shirt | 1 |
| #244 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
| #40 | Pecos Dave's sixgun | 4 |
| #44 | Pener's drumstick | 2 |
| 🥈 | Peppermint Pip Packet | 1 |
| #22 | Pigsticker of Violence | 1 |
| #39 | PirateRealm membership packet | 1 |
| #13 | PirateRealm party hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #30 | Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them | 1 |
| #7 | Protects-Your-Junk | 1 |
| #12 | Puffstone cigar | 1 |
| #7 | Quiets-Your-Steps | 1 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #33 | Red Roger's red left foot | 1 |
| #40 | Red Roger's red left hand | 1 |
| #32 | Red Roger's red right foot | 1 |
| #42 | Red Roger's red right hand | 1 |
| #15 | Red Roger's reliquary | 49 |
| #195 | Red Rover BB gun | 20 |
| #45 | Rethinking Candy | 1 |
| #52 | Rock Garden Guide | 1 |
| #56 | Rubee™ | 135 |
| #49 | S.I.T. Course Voucher | 1 |
| #14 | SMOOCH bracers | 1 |
| #13 | SMOOCH breastplate | 1 |
| #11 | SMOOCH codpiece | 1 |
| #11 | SMOOCH kneepads | 1 |
| #9 | SMOOCH spaulders | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #26 | Satan hat | 1 |
| #1606 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #7 | Science Notebook | 2 |
| #147 | Shield of Icy Fate | 2 |
| #57 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 38 |
| 🥈 | Shrub's Premium Baked Beans | 1 |
| 🥇 | Silver HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #43 | SongBoom™ BoomBox Box | 1 |
| #21 | Source shades | 1 |
| #10 | Space Trip safety headphones | 1 |
| #60 | Spacegate Research | 8 |
| #6 | Spacegate diplomat's insignia | 1 |
| #5 | Spacegate military insignia | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker's fedora | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker's khakis | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker's whip | 1 |
| #122 | Spookyraven signet | 3 |
| #6 | Spring Break Beach "swimsuit" | 1 |
| #42 | Spring Bros. ID badge | 1 |
| #55 | Spring Bros. solenoid | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #8 | Staff of Frozen Lard | 1 |
| #12 | Staff of Holiday Sensations | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #11 | Staff of the Cozy Fish | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Deepest Freeze | 1 |
| #25 | Staff of the Electric Range | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #33 | Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #7 | Staff of the Peppermint Twist | 1 |
| 🥇 | Staff of the Roaring Hearth | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Scummy Sink | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #76 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #55 | Swedish coffee | 1 |
| #211 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #63 | Sword of the Brouhaha Prince | 1 |
| #672 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 6 |
| #518 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 17 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #493 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 19 |
| #4 | Tales of Dread | 1 |
| #7 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 2 |
| #7 | That 70s Cologne | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 2 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #66 | The Emperor's new hat | 1 |
| #36 | The Emperor's new pants | 2 |
| #41 | The Emperor's new shirt | 2 |
| #51 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 2 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #22 | The Ghoul King's ghoulottes | 1 |
| #49 | The Jokester's gun | 1 |
| #40 | The Jokester's pants | 1 |
| #41 | The Jokester's wig | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 2 |
| #1031 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #32 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #7 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 2 |
| #41 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #38 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #33 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #37 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #40 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #35 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| #28 | The One Mood Ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| 🥇 | Thinknerd T-Shirt | 1 |
| #24 | Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag | 264 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #11 | Three Mile Island shorts | 1 |
| #25 | Thunkula's drinking cap | 1 |
| #108 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 24 |
| #46 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 11 |
| #1014 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #19 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 45 |
| #103 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 16 |
| #6 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 32 |
| #5 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 36 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1277 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #5 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 29 |
| #19 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 37 |
| #5 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 21 |
| #18 | Time Cloak | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #37 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #114 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 1 |
| #174 | Trainbot circuitry | 1 |
| #73 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
| #165 | Trainbot linkages | 1 |
| #75 | Trainbot luggage hook | 1 |
| #163 | Trainbot optics | 1 |
| #168 | Trainbot plating | 1 |
| #71 | Trainbot radar monocle | 1 |
| #159 | Trainbot servomotors | 1 |
| #213 | Trainbot slag | 2 |
| #171 | Trainbot tubing | 1 |
| #12 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 1,859 |
| #10 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 1,837 |
| #11 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 1,913 |
| #12 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 1,896 |
| 🥇 | Truthsayer | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #919 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #108 | Unfortunato's foolscap | 3 |
| #20 | Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate | 1 |
| #10 | Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg | 1 |
| #10 | Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword | 1 |
| #13 | Unkillable Skeleton's shield | 1 |
| #22 | Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards | 1 |
| #30 | Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap | 1 |
| #4 | Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car | 254 |
| #5 | Unmotivator: Crashed Orca | 257 |
| #5 | Unmotivator: Success Warrior | 243 |
| #293 | Valentine | 108 |
| #273 | Valentine's Day cake | 2 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #113 | Vial of jus de larmes | 1 |
| #601 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #21 | Volcoino | 161 |
| #9 | Wal-Mart "diamond" ring | 1 |
| #93 | Wal-Mart gift certificate | 10 |
| #5 | Wal-Mart nametag | 1 |
| #4 | Wal-Mart overalls | 1 |
| #5 | Wal-Mart snowglobe | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #17 | Warms-Your-Tush | 1 |
| #4 | White Dragon Fang | 1 |
| #7 | Wrecked Generator | 160 |
| #69 | Xiblaxian 5D printer | 1 |
| #49 | Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter | 1 |
| #11 | Xiblaxian stealth cowl | 1 |
| #12 | Xiblaxian stealth trousers | 1 |
| #11 | Xiblaxian stealth vest | 1 |
| #508 | Yakisoba's hat | 3 |
| #29 | Yorick | 1 |
| #47 | Yuleviathan necklace | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #104 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #5 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 2 |
| 🥇 | [glitch season reward name] | 4 |
| #45 | actual reality goggles | 112 |
| #1552 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #101 | aerated diving helmet | 2 |
| #222 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #128 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #84 | almost-dead walkie-talkie | 23 |
| #125 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #1018 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #46 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 1 |
| #38 | anemoney clip | 1 |
| #53 | angel-food cake | 1 |
| #69 | anger blaster | 1 |
| 🥇 | annealed drippy orb | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #126 | antique Canadian lantern | 1 |
| #126 | antique beer | 2 |
| #51 | antique nutcracker beard | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker boots | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker cape | 1 |
| #36 | antique nutcracker drumstick | 1 |
| #31 | antique nutcracker epaulets | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker hat | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker pants | 1 |
| #41 | antique nutcracker sword | 1 |
| #43 | antique nutcracker waistcoat | 1 |
| #146 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #49 | asteroid belt | 1 |
| #125 | augmented-reality shades | 1 |
| #6 | automa-bot parts | 2,973 |
| #35 | automatic wine thief | 1 |
| #25 | baby camelCalf | 1 |
| #84 | baby chest mimic | 1 |
| #77 | baby rigging snake | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #9 | baconstone-handled sixgun | 1 |
| #32 | bad vibroknife | 1 |
| #222 | badass belt | 154 |
| #25 | bag of Iunion stones | 1 |
| #1886 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #27 | bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts | 1 |
| 🥈 | bagged stuffed "L" | 1 |
| #110 | balanced antler | 1 |
| #250 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #966 | bananagate | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #18 | baneful bandolier | 2 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #185 | bark rootbeer | 5 |
| #70 | barnacle-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #25 | barrel-aged eggnog | 1 |
| #27 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| #114 | beautiful soup | 1 |
| #74 | beaver punch (cherry) | 1 |
| #73 | beaver punch (papaya) | 1 |
| #88 | beaver punch (peach) | 1 |
| #251 | beavermouth | 1 |
| #697 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #65 | bejeweled cufflinks | 58 |
| #124 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #23 | belt of Ogrekind | 1 |
| #45 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| #146 | big glob of skin | 1 |
| #8 | biker's hat | 1 |
| #92 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
| #7 | bit of clingfilm | 134 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #225 | black Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #296 | black and white cracker | 1 |
| #53 | black brandy | 1 |
| #873 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #776 | black-and-blue light | 6 |
| #245 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #130 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 2 |
| #39 | blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail | 1 |
| #516 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #395 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 1 |
| #20 | bloody kiwitini | 1 |
| #13 | blue LavaCo Lamp™ | 1 |
| #776 | blue plasma ball | 6 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #135 | blue tulip | 1 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #100 | book of facts | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #115 | bottle of Crimbognac | 2 |
| #712 | bottle of bubbles | 1 |
| #243 | bottle of goofballs | 92 |
| #29 | bottled Vampire Vintner | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #770 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #161 | bowl of mernudo | 1 |
| #12 | bowl of petunias | 1 |
| #1606 | box of sunshine | 104 |
| #69 | boxed Apriling band helmet | 1 |
| #37 | boxed Mayam Calendar | 1 |
| #78 | boxed august scepter | 1 |
| #57 | boxed autumn-aton | 1 |
| #98 | boxed gumball machine | 1 |
| #54 | boxing-glove-in-a-box | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| 🥉 | brass Dreadsylvanian flask | 1 |
| #41 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| #38 | bread line | 12 |
| #272 | bread man | 1 |
| #158 | bread pie | 1 |
| #12 | breakfast mess | 2,005 |
| #89 | brick | 373 |
| #57 | brown pirate pants | 1 |
| #287 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 1 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #63 | buffalo dime | 3 |
| #99 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #321 | bunny liver | 20 |
| #97 | burnt snowpants | 6 |
| #226 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #95 | burst hellseal brain | 119 |
| #714 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #22 | cabooze | 17 |
| #120 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 2 |
| #97 | can of mixed everything | 1 |
| #144 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #670 | candied bolts | 1 |
| #72 | candied lime | 1 |
| #559 | candied nuts | 3 |
| #2436 | candy cane | 8 |
| #15 | candy dog collar | 1 |
| #41 | candy dress shoes | 1 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #234 | candy harmonica | 1 |
| #11 | candy necktie | 66 |
| #90 | cannonbomb | 1 |
| #46 | canteen of eggnog | 1 |
| #85 | carnivorous potted plant | 1 |
| #11 | carrot-on-a-stick | 1 |
| #5 | cat o' nine teeth | 1 |
| #234 | caustic slime nodule | 1 |
| #117 | chakra malt | 1 |
| #264 | chakra sludge | 1 |
| #129 | chakra-mental wine | 1 |
| #58 | chamoisole | 1 |
| #655 | cheap studded belt | 11 |
| #1659 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #184 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #47 | chest of "pirate gold" | 1 |
| #20 | chewable paper | 227 |
| #299 | choco-Crimbot | 1 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #12 | chocolate pocketwatch | 1 |
| #936 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #254 | chocomotive | 3 |
| #160 | cinnamon machine oil | 7 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #21 | circle drum | 1 |
| #159 | clear Russian | 1 |
| #37 | clerical automa-core | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #50 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #190 | cloning kit | 1 |
| #77 | closed-circuit phone system | 1 |
| #1795 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #1979 | club necklace | 3 |
| #50 | club sandwich | 13 |
| #30 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #44 | combat lover's locket lockbox | 1 |
| #102 | communal gobstopper | 6 |
| 🥇 | complicated device | 1 |
| #20 | concentrated fish broth | 3 |
| #17 | confusing LED clock | 615 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #6 | conquistador's breastplate | 1 |
| #139 | contract enforcement stick | 1 |
| #207 | cookie cookie | 4 |
| 🥇 | cool iron breastplate | 1 |
| 🥈 | cool iron greaves | 1 |
| 🥉 | cool iron helmet | 1 |
| #7 | cop dollar | 40,546 |
| #138 | corned beet | 1 |
| #68 | corned-beef Reuben | 68 |
| #7 | corroded breeches | 1 |
| #6 | corrosive cowl | 1 |
| #36 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
| #6 | cozy bazooka | 1 |
| 🥇 | cozy scarf | 1 |
| #8 | cozy scimitar | 1 |
| #216 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 1 |
| #31 | crated wardrobe-o-matic | 1 |
| #20 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #26 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #163 | crusty hula hoop | 2 |
| #32 | cryptic puzzle box | 1 |
| #121 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 1 |
| #113 | crystal Crimbo platter | 1 |
| #22 | crystal belt buckle | 1 |
| #8 | crystalline cheer | 11,258 |
| #35 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #63 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #40 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| 🥈 | cursed microwave | 1 |
| #81 | cursed monkey glove | 1 |
| 🥈 | cursed pony keg | 1 |
| #313 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
| #666 | cymbal syrup | 1 |
| #1023 | daisy | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #116 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 1 |
| #57 | deadly nightshade | 1 |
| #15 | deck of lewd playing cards | 1 |
| #16 | defective Game Grid token | 1 |
| #1481 | defective skull | 1 |
| #35 | demon makeup kit | 2 |
| #159 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 1 |
| #517 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #135 | designer handbag | 18 |
| #49 | designer sweatpants (new old stock) | 1 |
| #16 | detective roscoe | 1 |
| #41 | devil's-food cake | 1 |
| #15 | diabolical crossbow | 1 |
| #1000 | diamond necklace | 7 |
| #78 | distention pill | 3 |
| #10 | doll-eye amulet | 2 |
| #520 | donated booze | 1 |
| #513 | donated candy | 1 |
| #513 | donated food | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #78 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #68 | doubt cannon | 1 |
| 🥉 | dreadful fedora | 1 |
| #19 | dreadful glove | 1 |
| #4 | dreadful sweater | 1 |
| #47 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 273 |
| #13 | drippy caviar | 1 |
| #4 | drippy khakis | 1 |
| #8 | drippy pilsner | 1 |
| #15 | drippy plum(?) | 1 |
| 🥇 | drippy shield | 1 |
| #11 | drippy staff | 1 |
| #13 | drippy stake | 1 |
| #20 | drippy stein | 1 |
| #20 | drippy truncheon | 1 |
| #127 | drive-thru burger | 1 |
| #29 | dropped scrap of paper | 11 |
| #1282 | duct tape | 12 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #75 | duct tape sword | 2 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #27 | dwarvish war kilt | 2 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #12 | earthenware muffin tin | 1 |
| #74 | easter egg balloon | 145 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #134 | eggman noodles | 1 |
| #259 | eggwater | 1 |
| #126 | eldritch alignment spray | 1 |
| #40 | eldritch concentrate | 1 |
| #71 | eldritch distillate | 1 |
| #13 | eldritch effluvium | 21,280 |
| #85 | eldritch elixir | 1 |
| #16 | eldritch essence | 22 |
| #93 | eldritch extract | 1 |
| #12 | eldritch hammer | 1 |
| #15 | eldritch hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | eldritch ichor | 8,735 |
| #86 | eldritch mushroom | 1 |
| #13 | eldritch pants | 1 |
| #72 | eldritch rub | 1 |
| #42 | eldritch scanner | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #128 | electric pants | 1 |
| #547 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #10 | electrician's hardhat | 1 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #80 | eleven-foot pole | 9 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #22 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| #651 | empty agua de vida bottle | 150 |
| #197 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #1183 | encoder ring | 1 |
| 🥇 | enhanced signal receiver | 1 |
| #16 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 2,406 |
| #13 | eternal knot tattoo | 1 |
| #36 | everfull glass | 1 |
| #27 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #74 | exactly-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #1777 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #24 | facsimile dictionary | 232 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #144 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #1990 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1793 | fake hand | 1 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #10 | fancy chess set | 1 |
| #66 | fancy opera glasses | 57 |
| 🥇 | fancy party pants | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #405 | fat loot token | 1 |
| #62 | fear condenser | 1 |
| #11 | feathered headdress | 1 |
| #113 | festive egg sac | 1 |
| #474 | figurine of a charred seal | 6 |
| #295 | figurine of a cold seal | 21 |
| #341 | figurine of a sleek seal | 6 |
| #639 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #160 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 8 |
| #742 | filthy lucre | 47 |
| #187 | fishelada | 1 |
| #129 | fitness wristband | 1 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #294 | flan del mar | 1 |
| #20 | flapper floppers | 1 |
| #89 | flask of egggrog | 1 |
| #271 | flask of mining oil | 1 |
| #63 | flask of port | 1 |
| #338 | flask of tainted mining oil | 1 |
| #821 | flavored foot massage oil | 1 |
| #108 | fleshy lump | 3 |
| #181 | fleshy putty | 1 |
| #42 | flour cookie | 8 |
| #142 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #84 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #6 | foam commodore's hat | 1 |
| #816 | foam dart | 1 |
| #11 | foam naval trousers | 1 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #30 | free boots | 1 |
| #42 | freightcake | 10 |
| #25 | fresh can of paint | 1 |
| #15 | fried air | 575 |
| #798 | friendly cheez blob | 3 |
| #136 | frigid derringer | 2 |
| #739 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #16 | fruit bat | 1 |
| #72 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 1 |
| #380 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #841 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #257 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #1413 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #217 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #52 | fuzzy busby | 47 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #69 | fuzzy earmuffs | 43 |
| #46 | fuzzy montera | 56 |
| #33 | fuzzy polar bear ears | 1 |
| #12 | gabardine gunnysack | 1 |
| #20 | garbage sticker | 1 |
| #55 | garish pinky ring | 66 |
| #62 | genie's bracers | 2 |
| #86 | genie's pants | 1 |
| #68 | genie's scimitar | 2 |
| #64 | genie's turbane | 2 |
| #249 | ghost of a necklace | 16 |
| #48 | giant designer sunglasses | 72 |
| #62 | giant diamond ring | 1 |
| #135 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #171 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #134 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #161 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #77 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #130 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #169 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #82 | gilded lily | 1 |
| #16 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #58 | gingerbread gavel | 1 |
| #32 | gingerbread mask | 1 |
| #9 | gingerbread moneybag | 1 |
| #32 | gingerbread mug | 4 |
| #115 | gingerbread nylons | 1 |
| #86 | gingerbread pirate | 1 |
| #12 | gingerbread pistol | 1 |
| #810 | gingerbread robot | 1 |
| #25 | gingerbread smartphone | 230 |
| #10 | gingerbread tophat | 1 |
| #16 | gingerbread trousers | 1 |
| #14 | gingerbread waistcoat | 1 |
| #20 | gingerservo | 1 |
| 🥇 | glass eye | 1 |
| #35 | glass of warm water | 12 |
| #8 | glass slipper | 9 |
| #163 | glob of salty molasses | 1 |
| #371 | gloomy black mushroom | 8 |
| #36 | gold skull ring | 1 |
| #134 | golden fleece | 1 |
| 🥉 | gooey drippy candy bar | 1 |
| #313 | gooified animal matter | 1 |
| #300 | gooified mineral matter | 1 |
| #301 | gooified vegetable matter | 1 |
| 🥇 | gory drippy orb | 1 |
| #64 | government booze shipment | 1 |
| #69 | government candy shipment | 1 |
| #67 | government food shipment | 1 |
| #7 | government per-diem | 1,499 |
| #25 | grain of sand | 2,131 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #194 | green and red bean | 1 |
| #881 | green balloon | 1 |
| #929 | green clay bead | 2 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #1007 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #37 | grey gosling | 1 |
| #118 | grilled mooseflank | 19 |
| #6 | grisly shield | 1 |
| #93 | grog nuts | 1 |
| #27 | groggipop | 1 |
| #130 | grue egg | 140 |
| #9 | grue egg omelette | 195 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #196 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #204 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #243 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #22 | gumshoes | 1 |
| #30 | gunwale | 1 |
| #7 | gunwale whalegun | 1 |
| #5 | hairshirt | 1 |
| #112 | hambrosier | 1 |
| #8 | hamethyst-handled sixgun | 1 |
| #98 | hand-carved bokken | 1 |
| #45 | hand-carved bow | 1 |
| #67 | hand-carved staff | 1 |
| #17 | hand-crafted candy cane | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #51 | handful of Boltsmann bearings | 1 |
| #45 | handful of confetti | 353 |
| #134 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | hare pin | 1 |
| #112 | haunted bindle | 4 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #12 | hazmat helmet | 1 |
| #30 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #485 | heart necklace | 14 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #602 | heart of the volcano | 11 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #502 | hellseal claw | 9 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #235 | hemp candy necklace | 4 |
| #69 | hermedisiac cologne | 1 |
| #284 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #358 | hobo nickel | 766 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #866 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #39 | honey mead | 1 |
| #180 | honey-drenched ham slice | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #41 | honeypot | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #120 | hot watered rum | 5 |
| #92 | hot wine | 1 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #39 | house of twigs and spit | 1 |
| #39 | housekeeping automa-core | 1 |
| #336 | huge Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #103 | hunk of granite | 31 |
| #311 | hushed puppy | 1 |
| #33 | iFlail | 1 |
| #25 | iShield | 1 |
| #323 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #31 | icing poncho | 1 |
| #58 | imported lemon lozenge | 1 |
| #71 | in-the-box spring shoes | 1 |
| #127 | industrially-crushed ice | 1 |
| #9 | inert sludgepuppy | 1 |
| #72 | innuendo | 1 |
| #62 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #10 | insulting hat | 1 |
| #157 | intact anemone spike | 1 |
| #11 | isotophat | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #125 | java cookie | 5 |
| #1832 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1066 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #114 | jewelry-making pliers | 4 |
| #1886 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #34 | kelp-holly drape | 1 |
| #37 | kelp-holly gun | 1 |
| #13 | killing jar | 403 |
| #31 | kitten burglar | 1 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #34 | kumquartz ring | 2 |
| #249 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #191 | lab-grown meat | 1 |
| #60 | labrador cookie | 1 |
| #38 | latte lovers club card | 1 |
| #58 | lava-proof pants | 1 |
| #185 | lawn dart | 2 |
| #491 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| #29 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 1 |
| #26 | leggings of the Spider Queen | 1 |
| #180 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #232 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #36 | liquid SONAR | 3 |
| #62 | little deuce cape | 1 |
| #48 | little piece of steel | 1 |
| #24 | little red book | 1 |
| #27 | locked mumming trunk | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #991 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #165 | lost elf luggage | 1 |
| #60 | love | 1 |
| #5 | lucky gold ring | 1 |
| #59 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| 🥈 | lustrous drippy orb | 1 |
| #997 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #106 | mafia filofax | 1 |
| #69 | mafia middle finger ring | 1 |
| #46 | mafia organizer badge | 1 |
| #31 | mafia pointer finger ring | 1 |
| #76 | mafia thumb ring | 1 |
| #25 | mafia wedding ring | 1 |
| #1896 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #646 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #471 | magical pony: Pearjack | 2 |
| #631 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #478 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 2 |
| #625 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #388 | magical pony: Uniquity | 3 |
| #26 | magnetic field | 1 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| #16 | malevolent medallion | 1 |
| #102 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 3 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #58 | massive wrench | 1 |
| #170 | memory of a C | 7 |
| #110 | memory of a G | 13 |
| #127 | memory of a T | 10 |
| #98 | memory of an A | 13 |
| #133 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 10 |
| #17 | mercenary pistol | 1 |
| #7 | mercenary rifle | 1 |
| #42 | meteorb | 1 |
| #51 | meteorite guard | 1 |
| #58 | meteortarboard | 1 |
| #81 | meteorthopedic shoes | 1 |
| #24 | military candy cane | 1 |
| #102 | military-grade peppermint oil | 1 |
| #127 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #226 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #152 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #6 | mime eraser | 200 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| #529 | mime soul fragment | 2 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #119 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #6 | miniature deck cannon | 1 |
| #23 | miniature goose mask | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #168 | minin' dynamite | 2 |
| #36 | mint condition Lil' Doctor™ bag | 1 |
| #31 | mint condition magnifying glass | 1 |
| #22 | mint-in-box Powerful Glove | 1 |
| #143 | missing wine | 1 |
| #213 | moist Crimbo spices | 1 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #732 | mood ring | 1 |
| #239 | mooseflank | 1 |
| #86 | moosemeat pie | 1 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #177 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 1 |
| #326 | muffled muffuletta | 1 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #52 | mulled wine | 1 |
| #240 | multi-level marzipan | 1 |
| #52 | mummified entombed cookbookbat | 1 |
| #106 | muskox-skin cap | 1 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| #169 | mysterious present | 1 |
| #21 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #25 | nasty-smelling moss | 1 |
| #290 | nega-mushroom | 1 |
| #55 | nega-mushroom wine | 1 |
| #372 | negative lump | 1 |
| #124 | negotiatin' hammer | 1 |
| #18 | nice warm beer | 1 |
| #7 | nicksilver ring | 1 |
| #14 | noir fedora | 1 |
| #54 | note from Clancy | 1 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #24 | nozzle of the Phoenix | 1 |
| #40 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #105 | nugget of Crimbonium | 48 |
| #18 | numberwang | 1 |
| #859 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #6 | offensive moustache | 1 |
| #93 | officer's nog | 2 |
| #171 | ojo de pez burrito | 1 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #42 | old sweatpants | 1,127 |
| #87 | old-school pirate grog | 1 |
| #218 | oldcake | 2 |
| #27 | ornamental sextant | 1 |
| #89 | ornate picture frame | 33 |
| #12 | overloaded Yule battery | 1 |
| #12 | overloaded micro-reactor | 944 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #928 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| #36 | packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet | 1 |
| #66 | packaged Everfull Dart Holster | 1 |
| #44 | packaged June cleaver | 1 |
| #60 | packaged Jurassic Parka | 1 |
| #35 | packaged Pocket Professor | 1 |
| #24 | packaged SpinMaster™ lathe | 1 |
| #34 | packaged backup camera | 1 |
| #51 | packaged cold medicine cabinet | 1 |
| #23 | packaged familiar scrapbook | 1 |
| #25 | packaged industrial fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #24 | packaged knock-off retro superhero cape | 1 |
| #24 | packaged miniature crystal ball | 1 |
| #60 | packaged model train set | 1 |
| #26 | paint palette | 1 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #20 | papier-mâché toothpicks | 1 |
| #14 | papier-mâchéte | 1 |
| #6 | papier-mâchaeranthera | 3 |
| #17 | papier-mâchine gun | 1 |
| #12 | papier-mâchuridars | 1 |
| #15 | papier-masque | 1 |
| #14 | papier-mitre | 1 |
| #14 | papier-mochi | 1 |
| 🥇 | party crasher | 1 |
| 🥈 | party whip | 1 |
| #129 | peanut brittle shield | 29 |
| #206 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #746 | pearidot | 3 |
| #72 | pegfinger | 1 |
| #78 | peppermint bomb | 1 |
| #5 | peppermint donut | 1 |
| #166 | peppermint eel sauce | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #61 | peppermint spine | 1 |
| #110 | peppermint tack | 1 |
| #469 | peppermint tailings | 1 |
| #145 | peppermint-scented socks | 1 |
| #35 | perl necklace | 8 |
| #16 | pernicious cudgel | 1 |
| #116 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 2 |
| #736 | personal massager | 1 |
| #113 | personalizable gingerbread cookie | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #983 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
| #108 | pet anchor | 1 |
| #1654 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1885 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #788 | petit 4.1 | 1 |
| #68 | petit fortran | 7 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| #131 | pickled bread | 1 |
| #48 | picture of you | 1 |
| #118 | pig-iron bracers | 2 |
| #127 | pig-iron helm | 2 |
| #125 | pig-iron shinguards | 2 |
| #37 | pile of Trainbot parts | 1,015 |
| #43 | pile of useless robot parts | 33 |
| #9 | pine cone necklace | 1 |
| #39 | ping-pong ball | 591 |
| #50 | ping-pong paddle | 1 |
| #739 | pink clay bead | 7 |
| #49 | pint of sweat | 13 |
| #24 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 1 |
| #39 | pirate encryption key alpha | 1 |
| #38 | pirate encryption key bravo | 1 |
| #43 | pirate encryption key charlie | 1 |
| #37 | pirate encryption key delta | 1 |
| 🥉 | pirate fork | 1 |
| 🥉 | pirate radio ring | 1 |
| 🥉 | piratical blunderbuss | 1 |
| #9 | pitted sheet metal | 932 |
| #323 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #261 | plain candy cane | 1 |
| #84 | plastic bazooka | 1 |
| #528 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| 🥇 | plastic vampire fangs | 1 |
| #26 | plush alielf | 1 |
| #15 | plush alien hamsterpus | 1 |
| #16 | plush dogcat | 1 |
| #15 | plush ferrelf | 1 |
| #33 | plush hamsterpus | 1 |
| #15 | plush mutated alielephant | 1 |
| #11 | plush mutated alielf | 1 |
| #8 | plush sea serpent | 1 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #485 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #480 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #484 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #493 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #513 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #499 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #193 | poisonsettia | 1 |
| #15 | polyester pad | 1 |
| #14 | polyester panama hat | 1 |
| #16 | polyester parachute | 1 |
| #17 | polyester peeler | 1 |
| #14 | polyester pettipants | 1 |
| #13 | polyester pulsera | 1 |
| #17 | poncho de azucar | 1 |
| #9 | porquoise-handled sixgun | 1 |
| #35 | portable Othello set | 1 |
| #93 | portable dam | 1 |
| #42 | portable ping-pong table | 1 |
| #89 | portable steam unit | 1 |
| #93 | potato alarm clock | 1 |
| #42 | potion of spiritual gunkifying | 1 |
| #810 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #847 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #229 | powdered powdered sugar | 1 |
| #23 | power seed | 1 |
| #87 | prank Crimbo card | 1 |
| #13 | precision snowball | 118 |
| #67 | prescription teeth whitener | 1 |
| #32 | pressurized potion of pneumaticity | 1 |
| #24 | pressurized potion of possessiveness | 1 |
| #52 | pretty flower | 12,735 |
| #52 | primitive candy cane | 5 |
| #115 | pristine walrus tusk | 1 |
| #181 | projectile chemistry set | 1 |
| #134 | protection stick | 1 |
| 🥈 | protonic accelerator pack | 1 |
| #112 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 3 |
| #122 | psychic's amulet | 1 |
| #131 | psychic's circlet | 1 |
| #127 | psychic's crystal ball | 1 |
| #129 | psychic's pslacks | 1 |
| #56 | psychokinetic energy blob | 11 |
| #179 | puff of smoke | 1 |
| #25 | pump-up high-tops | 1 |
| #53 | punching mirror | 1 |
| #8 | puppet strings | 301 |
| #521 | purple clay bead | 3 |
| #28 | quantum disintegrator pistol | 1 |
| #8 | quicksilver ring | 1 |
| #191 | radiation-resistant helmet | 6 |
| #17 | radium-flavored potato chips | 2,431 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #76 | really nice lump of coal | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #10 | red LavaCo Lamp™ | 1 |
| #44 | red ale | 9 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #100 | red and white claret | 1 |
| #28 | red armband | 1 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #994 | red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #114 | red tulip | 1 |
| #231 | red wagon | 1 |
| #28 | red white and blue claret | 1 |
| #190 | red-and-green sweater | 16 |
| #20 | red-spotted snapper roe | 1 |
| #26 | refrigerated biohazard container | 1 |
| #61 | regret hose | 1 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #13 | reliable sixgun | 1 |
| #40 | replica Elf Guard medal | 1 |
| #10 | resolution: be feistier | 5,521 |
| #9 | resolution: be sexier | 5,507 |
| #8 | resolution: be smarter | 5,353 |
| #7 | resolution: be stronger | 5,444 |
| #42 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #7 | rhinestone | 38,079 |
| #563 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #29 | ribbon candy ascot | 1 |
| 🥈 | rigging knot | 1 |
| #553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #17 | ring of the Skeleton Lord | 1 |
| #83 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 2 |
| #97 | roll of meat | 1 |
| #313 | roll of toilet paper | 314 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #272 | rose | 1 |
| #629 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 12 |
| #625 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 12 |
| #858 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 9 |
| #820 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 9 |
| #13 | rubber cape | 1 |
| #1773 | rubber emo roe | 2 |
| #137 | ruby on canes | 4 |
| #106 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 1 |
| #188 | runny fermented egg | 2 |
| #176 | runny icing | 1 |
| #18 | rusty chain necklace | 98 |
| #13 | sack lunch | 2,931 |
| #8 | saffron antaravasaka | 1 |
| #6 | saffron uttarasanga | 1 |
| #173 | salt plum | 1 |
| #53 | salt plum sake | 1 |
| #138 | salted mutton | 1 |
| #24 | saltwaterbed | 1 |
| 🥉 | salty drippy candy bar | 1 |
| #160 | salty gumdrop | 1 |
| #303 | sandwich of the gods | 14 |
| #19 | sawblade shield | 97 |
| #73 | sawed-off blunderbuss | 1 |
| #15 | scepter of the Skeleton Lord | 1 |
| #66 | scrumptious reagent | 2,771 |
| #13 | sea cape | 1 |
| #11 | sea mantle | 1 |
| #10 | sea shawl | 1 |
| 🥇 | sea-worn candlestick | 1 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #301 | seal-blubber candle | 8 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #22 | sealhide seal doll | 235 |
| #9 | sealhide snare | 264 |
| #85 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #44 | security automa-core | 1 |
| #128 | self-repairing earmuffs | 1 |
| #47 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #219 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 4 |
| #16 | shaking skull | 1 |
| #31 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
| #14 | shield of the Skeleton Lord | 1 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #67 | shipwright's hammer | 2 |
| #48 | shooting morning star | 1 |
| #25 | shortest-order cook | 1 |
| #32 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #114 | shovelful of dirt | 23 |
| #86 | shredded hellseal hide | 131 |
| #65 | shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog | 1 |
| #68 | shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo | 1 |
| #325 | shushed potatoes | 1 |
| #8 | sicksilver ring | 1 |
| #68 | silent A | 1 |
| #95 | silent B | 2 |
| #58 | silent C | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #56 | silent E | 1 |
| #75 | silent F | 1 |
| #61 | silent G | 1 |
| #133 | silent H | 1 |
| #201 | silent I | 1 |
| #172 | silent J | 1 |
| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #147 | silent L | 1 |
| #190 | silent M | 1 |
| #68 | silent N | 1 |
| #241 | silent O | 1 |
| #211 | silent P | 1 |
| #86 | silent Q | 1 |
| #61 | silent R | 1 |
| #67 | silent S | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #63 | silent U | 1 |
| #73 | silent V | 1 |
| #123 | silent W | 1 |
| #185 | silent X | 1 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #120 | silent Z | 1 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #5 | silver Dreadsylvanian flask | 1 |
| 🥇 | silver cow creamer | 1 |
| #28 | silver table-scraper | 1 |
| #6 | sinister demon mask | 1 |
| #31 | sinistral homunculus | 1 |
| #128 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 2 |
| #77 | sleeping patriotic eagle | 1 |
| #7 | slicksilver ring | 1 |
| #42 | slime-covered club | 1 |
| #23 | slime-covered compass | 1 |
| #14 | slime-covered greaves | 1 |
| #12 | slime-covered helmet | 1 |
| #18 | slime-covered lantern | 1 |
| #34 | slime-covered necklace | 1 |
| #33 | slime-covered shovel | 1 |
| #35 | slime-covered speargun | 1 |
| #8 | slime-covered staff | 1 |
| #138 | smart watch | 1 |
| #29 | smoker's cloak | 1 |
| #105 | smoldering bagel punch | 3 |
| #16 | sneakeasies | 1 |
| #217 | sneaky wrapping paper | 1 |
| #19 | snowpack | 1 |
| #42 | soggy elf shoes | 1 |
| #196 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 1 |
| #33 | solid asbestos box | 1 |
| #23 | solid chrome box | 1 |
| #31 | solid linoleum box | 1 |
| #18 | sonar fishfinder | 1 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #16 | sour ball and chain | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #902 | spade necklace | 8 |
| #7 | spaghetti breakfast | 2,728 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #14 | spant backplate | 1 |
| #11 | spant shield | 1 |
| #12 | spant shoulderpads | 1 |
| #22 | spant spear | 2 |
| #13 | spants | 1 |
| #13 | sparking robo-battery | 948 |
| #33 | spectre scepter | 353 |
| 🥈 | spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip | 1 |
| 🥇 | spinning wheel | 1 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #29 | spiritual candy cane | 6 |
| #288 | spiritual eggnog | 1 |
| #311 | spiritual fruitcake | 1 |
| #189 | spiritual gingerbread | 2 |
| #24 | sprinkle-begging cup | 1 |
| #65 | sprinkles | 2,267 |
| #217 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
| #216 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
| #115 | standards and practices guide | 5 |
| #8 | steamed oyster | 329 |
| #130 | steel drivin' hammer | 1 |
| #9 | steel knuckles | 1 |
| #657 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 11 |
| #13 | stinky fannypack | 1 |
| #224 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #917 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #1318 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #7 | streetfighting champion's belt | 1 |
| #12 | stuffed "L" | 1 |
| #144 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 212 |
| #1220 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 40 |
| #407 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #1341 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 38 |
| #135 | stuffed Meat | 247 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1524 | stuffed angry cow | 33 |
| #1108 | stuffed astral badger | 46 |
| #1329 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 39 |
| #165 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #1464 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #161 | stuffed carpenter | 1 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #9 | stuffed club | 1 |
| #1371 | stuffed cocoabo | 36 |
| #1314 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 3 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #117 | stuffed dodo | 2 |
| #1386 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 37 |
| #1398 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 37 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1753 | stuffed hand turkey | 30 |
| #67 | stuffed key | 469 |
| #55 | stuffed kraken | 2 |
| #1958 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #1475 | stuffed mind flayer | 35 |
| #131 | stuffed mink | 242 |
| #117 | stuffed monocle | 253 |
| #1709 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #208 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #230 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 1 |
| #82 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #1211 | stuffed scary death orb | 42 |
| #1721 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 30 |
| #1295 | stuffed snowy owl | 38 |
| #1194 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 43 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #1439 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 35 |
| #128 | stuffed teddy butler | 238 |
| #149 | stuffed tin of caviar | 216 |
| #57 | stuffed treasure chest | 496 |
| #1657 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 31 |
| #179 | stuffed walrus | 1 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #79 | stylish swimsuit | 67 |
| #802 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #10 | sugar raygun | 1 |
| #147 | sugar shorts | 1 |
| #106 | sugarplum ration | 1 |
| #102 | sundae ration | 1 |
| #11 | super-sweet boom box | 1 |
| #172 | super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) | 1 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #34 | sushi-rolling mat | 1 |
| #897 | sweet mochi ball | 1 |
| #682 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #57 | synthetic dog hair pill | 9 |
| #88 | synthetic rock | 1 |
| 🥈 | talking spade | 1 |
| #67 | tangarita with a fly in it | 5 |
| #29 | tapped black lotus | 1 |
| #40 | tempura air | 1 |
| #43 | tempura green and red bean | 1 |
| #25 | the Archwizard's briefs | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #21 | the Ley Incursion's waist | 1 |
| #58 | the finger | 1 |
| #85 | thick walrus blubber | 64 |
| #11 | thicksilver ring | 1 |
| #142 | third ear | 1 |
| #147 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #109 | tie-dyed fannypack | 1 |
| #39 | time shuriken | 1 |
| #15 | time-twitching toolbelt | 1 |
| #16 | tinsel orb | 1 |
| #73 | tiny black hole | 2 |
| #189 | tiny bomb | 1 |
| #93 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #27 | tiny glowing red nose | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #13 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #14 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #170 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #35 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #35 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #190 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #177 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #5 | tooth cap | 1 |
| #4 | toothy trousers | 1 |
| #32 | topeé | 1 |
| #23 | topiary necktie | 1 |
| #34 | topiary tights | 1 |
| #83 | torn hellseal sinew | 137 |
| #814 | tourmalime | 2 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #13 | toxic mop | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| 🥈 | toy sixgun | 29 |
| #407 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #275 | transparent nog | 1 |
| #16 | trench coat | 1 |
| #69 | trick coin | 1 |
| #140 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #922 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #125 | turtle pheromones | 50 |
| #35 | undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella | 1 |
| #37 | undrilled cosmic bowling ball | 1 |
| #266 | unfinished fruitcake | 1 |
| #200 | universal biscuit | 1 |
| #42 | unoccupied sheep suit | 1 |
| #21 | unopened Bird-a-Day calendar | 1 |
| #20 | unopened diabolic pizza cube box | 1 |
| #44 | unopened tiny stillsuit | 1 |
| #14 | unpowered Robortender | 1 |
| #1114 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #621 | useless powder | 147 |
| #38 | vampyric cloake pattern | 1 |
| #40 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 152 |
| #8 | villainous scythe | 1 |
| #82 | volcanic ash | 88 |
| #27 | voter registration form | 1 |
| 🥈 | walkie-talkie | 1 |
| #131 | walrus ice cream | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #189 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 1 |
| #343 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 1 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #106 | warbear badge | 1 |
| #479 | warbear battery | 1 |
| #9 | warbear battle greaves | 1 |
| #6 | warbear bearserker greaves | 1 |
| #166 | warbear bearserker mead | 1 |
| #252 | warbear bearserker potion | 1 |
| #436 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
| #169 | warbear blizzard mead | 1 |
| #6 | warbear ceremonial party pants | 1 |
| #188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
| #14 | warbear dress bracers | 1 |
| #16 | warbear dress greaves | 1 |
| #13 | warbear dress helmet | 1 |
| 🥉 | warbear electric long johns | 1 |
| #5 | warbear electric warscarf | 1 |
| #4 | warbear electro-spiked helm | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #200 | warbear energy bracers | 1 |
| #196 | warbear exhaust manifold | 1 |
| #189 | warbear exo-arm | 1 |
| #8 | warbear fancy fedora | 1 |
| #197 | warbear feasting bread | 1 |
| #190 | warbear feasting mead | 1 |
| #8 | warbear feathered fedora | 1 |
| #4 | warbear fleece-lined long johns | 1 |
| #7 | warbear fleece-lined warscarf | 1 |
| #211 | warbear foil hat | 1 |
| #10 | warbear goggles | 1 |
| #384 | warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #5 | warbear heated ushanka | 1 |
| #341 | warbear helm fragment | 1 |
| #6 | warbear high festival pants | 1 |
| #195 | warbear high-efficiency still | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #341 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 1 |
| #169 | warbear induction oven | 1 |
| #180 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 1 |
| #199 | warbear laser beacon | 1 |
| #13 | warbear laser bowtie | 1 |
| #6 | warbear lined ushanka | 1 |
| #273 | warbear liquid overcoat | 1 |
| 🥇 | warbear long johns | 2 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #6 | warbear nuclear bowtie | 1 |
| 🥇 | warbear officer greaves | 1 |
| #163 | warbear officer requisition box | 2 |
| #198 | warbear oil pan | 1 |
| #8 | warbear party pants | 1 |
| #9 | warbear plain fedora | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plain helm | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plain ushanka | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plasma bowtie | 1 |
| #9 | warbear polarized goggles | 1 |
| #312 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 3 |
| #339 | warbear requisition box | 2 |
| #422 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 1 |
| #433 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 1 |
| #10 | warbear snowblindness goggles | 1 |
| #5 | warbear spiked helm | 1 |
| #156 | warbear thermoregulator bread | 1 |
| #346 | warbear trouser fragment | 1 |
| #274 | warbear wardance potion | 1 |
| #134 | warbear warrior bread | 1 |
| #12 | warbear warscarf | 1 |
| #51 | warbear whosit | 4,929 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #31 | water-polo cap | 9 |
| #87 | water-polo mitt | 1 |
| #181 | waterlogged cloth | 1 |
| #177 | waterlogged leather | 1 |
| #174 | waterlogged metal | 1 |
| #173 | waterlogged stuffing | 1 |
| #135 | waterlogged wood | 1 |
| #26 | wax hat | 1 |
| #23 | wax pants | 1 |
| #17 | weedy skirt | 1 |
| #6 | western-style skinning knife | 1 |
| #45 | wet tack | 1 |
| #101 | whale cerebrospinal fluid | 1 |
| #29 | whalecake | 2 |
| #35 | whalegun | 1 |
| #109 | whalesteak | 1 |
| #204 | white Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #28 | white arm towel | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #23 | white earbuds | 1 |
| #123 | white tulip | 1 |
| #1938 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #10 | wicker clicker | 1 |
| #9 | wicker kickers | 1 |
| #8 | wicker knickers | 1 |
| #12 | wicker slicker | 1 |
| #8 | wicker sticker | 1 |
| #12 | wicker ticker | 1 |
| #12 | wicksilver ring | 1 |
| #36 | wild honey pie | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #2052 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #831 | wind-up meatcar | 1 |
| #12 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 2,430 |
| 🥇 | witch's bra | 1 |
| 🥈 | wolf whistle | 1 |
| #36 | wooly loincloth | 1 |
| #53 | worksite credentials | 1 |
| #90 | wrapped candy cane sword cane | 1 |
| #33 | wrench bracelet | 82 |
| #76 | wriggling worm | 28 |
| #78 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
| #5 | writhing drippy candy bar | 1 |
| #214 | wumpus hair | 8 |
| #29 | wumpus-hair bolo | 1 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair net | 1 |
| #11 | wumpus-hair sweater | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |
| #1457 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #32 | yabba dabba doo rag | 1 |
| #1011 | yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #2121 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #104 | your own black heart | 1 |
| #34 | yule grog | 1 |
| #145 | yule gruel | 3 |
| #148 | yule hatchet | 1 |
| #17 | zombie accordion | 1 |
| #17 | zombie mariachi hat | 1 |
| #28 | zombie mariachi pants | 1 |