| #233 | "caramel" orange | 1 |
| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #67 | A Guide to Burning Leaves | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #9 | Aggressive Carrot | 2,500 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #94 | Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes | 1 |
| #1023 | Amulet of Yendor | 9 |
| #660 | Ancient Saucehelm | 4 |
| #376 | Angelhair Culottes | 3 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #25 | Ass-Stompers of Violence | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #187 | BRICKO brick | 1,075 |
| #4 | BURT | 1,936 |
| #296 | Baja sopapilla | 1 |
| #375 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 3 |
| #37 | Barney's rake | 10 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #317 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 33 |
| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #40 | Bastille Battalion control rig crate | 1 |
| #97 | Beach Buck | 56 |
| #163 | Belt of Howling Anger | 2 |
| #22 | Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #48 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #36 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
| #39 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #46 | Black Angus blackburger | 1 |
| #22 | Black Bart's Booty | 1 |
| #34 | Black and White Apron Enrollment Form | 1 |
| #608 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #44 | Boltsmann ID badge | 1 |
| #1678 | Bonerdagon necklace | 3 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #56 | Booke of Vampyric Knowledge | 5 |
| #126 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 3 |
| #4 | Boris's Helm (askew) | 1 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #134 | Boulevardier cocktail | 1 |
| #34 | Boxing Day care package | 1 |
| #24 | Brand of Violence | 1 |
| #5 | Brogre brolo shirt | 1 |
| #4 | Brogre brorts | 1 |
| #4 | Brogre bucket hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #5 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 2 |
| #5 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 2 |
| 🥉 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 2 |
| 🥉 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 2 |
| #387 | CSA fire-starting kit | 3 |
| #46 | Camp Scout backpack | 1 |
| #111 | Carpathian longsword | 4 |
| #63 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #61 | Chalice of the Malkovich Prince | 1 |
| #194 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #83 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #90 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 1 |
| #30 | Clara's bell | 26 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #8 | Cloaca Cola Polar | 2,187 |
| #156 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 2 |
| #74 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #116 | Coinspiracy | 12 |
| #967 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #35 | Cold One | 295 |
| #19 | Cold Stone of Hatred | 1 |
| #103 | Comet Pop | 1 |
| #23 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium | 1 |
| #7 | Conspiracy™ mascara | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #161 | Cosmic Calorie | 10 |
| #28 | Covers-Your-Head | 1 |
| #97 | Crimbeau de toilette | 2 |
| #207 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 25 |
| #673 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| #426 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 1 |
| #104 | Crimbo candle | 2 |
| #110 | Crimbo crystal shards | 1 |
| #120 | Crimbo dinner | 2 |
| #214 | Crimbo food scraps | 1 |
| #419 | Crimbo salad | 3 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo stockings | 1 |
| #150 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 13 |
| #87 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #361 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #140 | Crimbosmopolitan | 2 |
| #19 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 4 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| #25 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 4 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #20 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 4 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #47 | Crimbot battery | 75 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #47 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #127 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 2 |
| #57 | Crimbuccaneer bombjacket | 1 |
| #59 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 2 |
| #126 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 1 |
| #59 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 1 |
| #109 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 1 |
| #84 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 1 |
| #58 | Crimbuccaneer lantern | 1 |
| #124 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 2 |
| #73 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 1 |
| #339 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 1 |
| #91 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 1 |
| #153 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 1 |
| #48 | Crimbuccaneer runebone | 1 |
| #127 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 1 |
| #84 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 1 |
| #104 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 1 |
| #36 | Crimbuccaneer tavern swab | 1 |
| #37 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 5 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #136 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 1 |
| #1821 | Crimbuck | 70 |
| #31 | Crimbylow-rise jeans | 1 |
| #51 | Crown of Thrones | 1 |
| #288 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #225 | DUFRESNE Suds | 1 |
| #79 | Daisy's unclean bloomers | 2 |
| #72 | Dark Jill-of-All-Trades | 1 |
| #129 | Dennis's blessing of Minerva | 1 |
| #13 | Dinsey's brain | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey's glove | 1 |
| #15 | Dinsey's oculus | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey's pants | 1 |
| #9 | Dinsey's pizza cutter | 1 |
| #12 | Dinsey's radar dish | 1 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #30 | Distant Woods Getaway Brochure | 1 |
| #16 | Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| #27 | Dragonscale breastplate | 1 |
| #17 | Drapes-You-Regally | 1 |
| #115 | Dreadsylvanian seed pod | 1 |
| #20 | Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie | 1 |
| #26 | Drip harness | 1 |
| #19 | Driplet | 21 |
| #104 | Drowsy Sword | 155 |
| #4 | Drunkula's bell | 1 |
| #23 | Drunkula's cape | 1 |
| #7 | Drunkula's ring of haze | 1 |
| #28 | Drunkula's silky pants | 1 |
| #28 | Duke Vampire's regal cloak | 1 |
| #13 | Dungeon Fist gauntlet | 1 |
| #119 | Dust bunny | 12 |
| #1102 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #29 | El Vibrato restraints | 22 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #51 | Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror | 1 |
| #32 | Eldritch snap | 3 |
| #139 | Elf Army machine parts | 5 |
| #51 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 2 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| #97 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| #78 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #26 | Elf Guard MPC | 8,086 |
| #51 | Elf Guard SCUBA tank | 1 |
| #42 | Elf Guard broom | 1 |
| #52 | Elf Guard clipboard | 1 |
| #92 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 1 |
| #117 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 1 |
| #66 | Elf Guard fuel tank | 1 |
| #64 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 1 |
| #113 | Elf Guard honor present | 1 |
| #83 | Elf Guard hotpants | 1 |
| #70 | Elf Guard insignia (general) | 1 |
| #68 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 2 |
| #100 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 1 |
| #107 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 1 |
| #84 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 1 |
| #118 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 1 |
| #56 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 1 |
| #87 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
| #54 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 1 |
| #84 | Elf Guard strategic map | 1 |
| #83 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 1 |
| #151 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 1 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #38 | Elvish underarmor | 1 |
| #909 | FDKOL commendation | 3 |
| #102 | Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square | 1 |
| #61 | FantasyRealm Mage's Hat | 23 |
| #69 | FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask | 24 |
| #98 | FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm | 12 |
| #13 | FantasyRealm key | 9 |
| #4 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 2 |
| #75 | Former Sheriff Dan's tin star | 1 |
| #53 | Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit | 1 |
| #30 | Freddy Kruegerand | 835 |
| #84 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #213 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #121 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #53 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 7 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #16 | FunFunds™ | 5,530 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #16 | Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #153 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 2 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| #12 | Girdle of Hatred | 1 |
| #39 | Glenn's golden dice | 3 |
| #1049 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #31 | God Lobster Egg | 1 |
| #886 | Goodfella contract | 3 |
| #39 | Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun | 21 |
| #348 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 3 |
| #11 | Great Wolf's beastly trousers | 1 |
| #30 | Great Wolf's headband | 1 |
| #28 | Great Wolf's left paw | 1 |
| #8 | Great Wolf's lice | 1 |
| #24 | Great Wolf's right paw | 1 |
| #5 | Great Wolf's rocket launcher | 1 |
| #52 | Greatest American Pants | 1 |
| #153 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 2 |
| #19 | Guzzlr application | 1 |
| #5 | HOA citation pad | 1 |
| #7 | HOA regulation book | 1 |
| #7 | HOA zombie eyes | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #425 | Heimandatz's heart | 4 |
| #127 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 3 |
| #8 | Helps-You-Sleep | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #119 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #8 | Hodgman's imaginary hamster | 1 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #66 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #145 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #97 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #24 | Hodgman's whackin' stick | 1 |
| #4 | Holiday Fun! | 4,123 |
| #110 | Hotwire™ brand candy rope | 1 |
| 🥇 | How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #120 | How to Play Othello | 3 |
| #37 | Humpty Dumplings | 1 |
| #22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #227 | Inner Strength | 2 |
| #165 | Inner Truth | 3 |
| #48 | Inner Wisdom | 5 |
| #445 | Iron Beta of Industry | 17 |
| #207 | Jack-in-the-box | 28 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #113 | Jamaican coffee | 1 |
| #622 | Jocko Homo's head | 3 |
| #20 | Jodhpurs of Violence | 1 |
| #60 | Juju Mojo Mask | 1 |
| #87 | Kelflar vest | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #5 | KoL Con 13 snowglobe | 1 |
| #724 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #30 | Kramco Industries packing carton | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #173 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 217 |
| #32 | LOV Echinacea Bouquet | 1 |
| #47 | LOV Elephant | 1 |
| #36 | LOV Emotionizer | 1 |
| #46 | LOV Enamorang | 1 |
| #53 | LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate | 1 |
| #550 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #61 | Lavalos's shell | 1 |
| 🥇 | Law of Averages | 3 |
| #526 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| #17 | Lens of Hatred | 1 |
| #18 | Lens of Violence | 1 |
| #121 | Liam's mail | 2 |
| #99 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 1 |
| #47 | Loathing Legion knife | 1 |
| #145 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #138 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 154 |
| #752 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 6 |
| 🥈 | LyleCo premium magnifying glass | 1 |
| 🥈 | LyleCo premium monocle | 1 |
| 🥈 | LyleCo premium pickaxe | 1 |
| 🥈 | LyleCo premium rope | 1 |
| #116 | Mae West with a fly in it | 3 |
| 🥉 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 6,285 |
| #23 | Master Thief's utility belt | 1 |
| #36 | MayDay™ contract | 1 |
| #44 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 5 |
| #29 | Mayor Ghost's cloak | 1 |
| #14 | Mayor Ghost's gavel | 1 |
| #23 | Mayor Ghost's khakis | 1 |
| #12 | Mayor Ghost's sash | 1 |
| #4 | Mayor Ghost's scissors | 1 |
| #28 | Mayor Ghost's toupee | 1 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #60 | Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince | 1 |
| #429 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 9 |
| #193 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 1 |
| #15 | Mer-kin dodgeball | 2 |
| #22 | Mer-kin dragnet | 1 |
| #12 | Mer-kin gladiator mask | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece | 1 |
| #29 | Mer-kin headguard | 1 |
| #71 | Mer-kin knucklebone | 2 |
| #25 | Mer-kin rollpin | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin scholar mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 1 |
| #24 | Mer-kin switchblade | 1 |
| #34 | Mer-kin thighguard | 1 |
| #5 | Meteoid ice beam | 1 |
| #17 | Microplushie: Bropane | 364 |
| #13 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 135 |
| #24 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 137 |
| #17 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 79 |
| #17 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 275 |
| #19 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 388 |
| #18 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 44 |
| #16 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 203 |
| #14 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 463 |
| #20 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 225 |
| #21 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 295 |
| #12 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 7 |
| #5 | Moon Pie | 119 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #51 | Mr. Cheeng's spectacles | 3 |
| #115 | Mr. Screege's spectacles | 3 |
| #156 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 1 |
| #52 | My First Paycheck envelope | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #149 | Mysterious Black Box | 2 |
| #164 | Mysterious Blue Box | 1 |
| #161 | Mysterious Green Box | 1 |
| #154 | Mysterious Red Box | 1 |
| #16 | New-You Club Membership Form | 1 |
| #235 | Newbiesport™ tent | 11 |
| #348 | Newman's Own Trousers | 3 |
| #23 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 140 |
| #98 | Northern pemmican | 1 |
| #17 | Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence | 1 |
| 🥈 | Official Council Aide Pin | 1 |
| #217 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #186 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #51 | Operation Patriot Shield | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #96 | Othello's military jacket | 1 |
| #25 | Our Daily Candles™ order form | 1 |
| #22 | P.B.L.T. | 800 |
| 🥇 | PARTY HARD T-shirt | 1 |
| #253 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
| #40 | Pecos Dave's sixgun | 4 |
| #44 | Pener's drumstick | 2 |
| 🥈 | Peppermint Pip Packet | 1 |
| #23 | Pigsticker of Violence | 1 |
| #40 | PirateRealm membership packet | 1 |
| #14 | PirateRealm party hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #27 | Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them | 1 |
| #7 | Protects-Your-Junk | 1 |
| #14 | Puffstone cigar | 1 |
| #7 | Quiets-Your-Steps | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #34 | Red Roger's red left foot | 1 |
| #39 | Red Roger's red left hand | 1 |
| #32 | Red Roger's red right foot | 1 |
| #42 | Red Roger's red right hand | 1 |
| #17 | Red Roger's reliquary | 49 |
| #194 | Red Rover BB gun | 20 |
| #45 | Rethinking Candy | 1 |
| #51 | Rock Garden Guide | 1 |
| #57 | Rubee™ | 135 |
| #47 | S.I.T. Course Voucher | 1 |
| #15 | SMOOCH bracers | 1 |
| #14 | SMOOCH breastplate | 1 |
| #12 | SMOOCH codpiece | 1 |
| #12 | SMOOCH kneepads | 1 |
| #10 | SMOOCH spaulders | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #1074 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #26 | Satan hat | 1 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #7 | Science Notebook | 2 |
| #145 | Shield of Icy Fate | 2 |
| #60 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 38 |
| 🥉 | Shrub's Premium Baked Beans | 1 |
| 🥇 | Silver HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #42 | SongBoom™ BoomBox Box | 1 |
| #21 | Source shades | 1 |
| #10 | Space Trip safety headphones | 1 |
| #61 | Spacegate Research | 8 |
| #7 | Spacegate diplomat's insignia | 1 |
| #6 | Spacegate military insignia | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker's fedora | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker's khakis | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker's whip | 1 |
| #5 | Spooky Putty sheet | 1 |
| #121 | Spookyraven signet | 3 |
| #7 | Spring Break Beach "swimsuit" | 1 |
| #44 | Spring Bros. ID badge | 1 |
| #70 | Spring Bros. solenoid | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #8 | Staff of Frozen Lard | 1 |
| #12 | Staff of Holiday Sensations | 1 |
| #94 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #11 | Staff of the Cozy Fish | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Deepest Freeze | 1 |
| #25 | Staff of the Electric Range | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #7 | Staff of the Peppermint Twist | 1 |
| 🥇 | Staff of the Roaring Hearth | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Scummy Sink | 1 |
| #66 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #62 | Swedish coffee | 1 |
| #212 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #63 | Sword of the Brouhaha Prince | 1 |
| #659 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 7 |
| #518 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 17 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #480 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 20 |
| #4 | Tales of Dread | 1 |
| #7 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 2 |
| #8 | That 70s Cologne | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 2 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #67 | The Emperor's new hat | 1 |
| #36 | The Emperor's new pants | 2 |
| #42 | The Emperor's new shirt | 2 |
| #55 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 2 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Ghoul King's ghoulottes | 1 |
| #50 | The Jokester's gun | 1 |
| #42 | The Jokester's pants | 1 |
| #43 | The Jokester's wig | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 2 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #33 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #7 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 2 |
| #41 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #38 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #33 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #38 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #40 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #35 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #10 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| #30 | The One Mood Ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #67 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| 🥇 | Thinknerd T-Shirt | 1 |
| #20 | Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag | 296 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #18 | Thor's Pliers | 1 |
| #11 | Three Mile Island shorts | 1 |
| #28 | Thunkula's drinking cap | 1 |
| #111 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 24 |
| #46 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 11 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #19 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 45 |
| #103 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 16 |
| #6 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 32 |
| #8 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 36 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1304 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #5 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 29 |
| #19 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 37 |
| #5 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 21 |
| #16 | Time Cape | 1 |
| #19 | Time Cloak | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #39 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| 🥈 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read) | 1 |
| #116 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 1 |
| #175 | Trainbot circuitry | 1 |
| #73 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
| #166 | Trainbot linkages | 1 |
| #77 | Trainbot luggage hook | 1 |
| #164 | Trainbot optics | 1 |
| #169 | Trainbot plating | 1 |
| #72 | Trainbot radar monocle | 1 |
| #161 | Trainbot servomotors | 1 |
| #217 | Trainbot slag | 2 |
| #173 | Trainbot tubing | 1 |
| #11 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 2,005 |
| #9 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 1,986 |
| #10 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 2,041 |
| #11 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 2,031 |
| 🥇 | Truthsayer | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #106 | Unfortunato's foolscap | 3 |
| #21 | Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate | 1 |
| #10 | Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg | 1 |
| #11 | Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword | 1 |
| #13 | Unkillable Skeleton's shield | 1 |
| #25 | Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards | 1 |
| #32 | Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap | 1 |
| #6 | Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car | 292 |
| #6 | Unmotivator: Crashed Orca | 283 |
| #5 | Unmotivator: Success Warrior | 275 |
| #294 | Valentine | 108 |
| #273 | Valentine's Day cake | 2 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #116 | Vial of jus de larmes | 1 |
| #600 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #18 | Volcoino | 404 |
| #10 | Wal-Mart "diamond" ring | 1 |
| #92 | Wal-Mart gift certificate | 10 |
| #5 | Wal-Mart nametag | 1 |
| #4 | Wal-Mart overalls | 1 |
| #5 | Wal-Mart snowglobe | 1 |
| #204 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #19 | Warms-Your-Tush | 1 |
| #4 | White Dragon Fang | 1 |
| #7 | Wrecked Generator | 160 |
| #69 | Xiblaxian 5D printer | 1 |
| #49 | Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter | 1 |
| #11 | Xiblaxian stealth cowl | 1 |
| #12 | Xiblaxian stealth trousers | 1 |
| #11 | Xiblaxian stealth vest | 1 |
| #510 | Yakisoba's hat | 3 |
| #32 | Yorick | 1 |
| #49 | Yuleviathan necklace | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #5 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 2 |
| 🥇 | [glitch season reward name] | 5 |
| #38 | actual reality goggles | 129 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #100 | aerated diving helmet | 2 |
| #223 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #86 | almost-dead walkie-talkie | 23 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #1018 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #51 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 1 |
| #38 | anemoney clip | 1 |
| #53 | angel-food cake | 1 |
| #72 | anger blaster | 1 |
| 🥇 | annealed drippy orb | 1 |
| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #126 | antique Canadian lantern | 1 |
| #129 | antique beer | 2 |
| #52 | antique nutcracker beard | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker boots | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker cape | 1 |
| #36 | antique nutcracker drumstick | 1 |
| #32 | antique nutcracker epaulets | 1 |
| #47 | antique nutcracker hat | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker pants | 1 |
| #41 | antique nutcracker sword | 1 |
| #44 | antique nutcracker waistcoat | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #50 | asteroid belt | 1 |
| #125 | augmented-reality shades | 1 |
| #8 | automa-bot parts | 2,973 |
| #35 | automatic wine thief | 1 |
| #27 | baby camelCalf | 1 |
| #81 | baby chest mimic | 1 |
| #78 | baby rigging snake | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #9 | baconstone-handled sixgun | 1 |
| #22 | bacteria bisque | 3 |
| #32 | bad vibroknife | 1 |
| #225 | badass belt | 154 |
| #23 | bag of Iunion stones | 1 |
| #1883 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #30 | bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts | 1 |
| 🥈 | bagged stuffed "L" | 1 |
| #108 | balanced antler | 1 |
| #251 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #968 | bananagate | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #18 | baneful bandolier | 2 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #183 | bark rootbeer | 5 |
| #76 | barnacle-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #25 | barrel-aged eggnog | 1 |
| #28 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| #116 | beautiful soup | 1 |
| #76 | beaver punch (cherry) | 1 |
| #77 | beaver punch (papaya) | 1 |
| #92 | beaver punch (peach) | 1 |
| #255 | beavermouth | 1 |
| #698 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #54 | bejeweled cufflinks | 64 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #977 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #22 | belt of Ogrekind | 1 |
| #44 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| #146 | big glob of skin | 1 |
| #8 | biker's hat | 1 |
| #93 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
| #7 | bit of clingfilm | 134 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #231 | black Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #297 | black and white cracker | 1 |
| #54 | black brandy | 1 |
| #874 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #777 | black-and-blue light | 6 |
| #246 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #129 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 2 |
| #40 | blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail | 1 |
| #518 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #393 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 1 |
| #20 | bloody kiwitini | 1 |
| #13 | blue LavaCo Lamp™ | 1 |
| #778 | blue plasma ball | 6 |
| #75 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #137 | blue tulip | 1 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #103 | book of facts | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #118 | bottle of Crimbognac | 2 |
| #714 | bottle of bubbles | 1 |
| #247 | bottle of goofballs | 92 |
| #30 | bottled Vampire Vintner | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #165 | bowl of mernudo | 1 |
| #12 | bowl of petunias | 1 |
| #1012 | box of sunshine | 239 |
| #77 | boxed Apriling band helmet | 1 |
| #79 | boxed Mayam Calendar | 1 |
| #66 | boxed Sept-Ember Censer | 1 |
| #76 | boxed august scepter | 1 |
| #52 | boxed autumn-aton | 1 |
| #69 | boxed bat wings | 1 |
| #99 | boxed gumball machine | 1 |
| #53 | boxing-glove-in-a-box | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| 🥉 | brass Dreadsylvanian flask | 1 |
| #42 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| #37 | bread line | 12 |
| #277 | bread man | 1 |
| #159 | bread pie | 1 |
| #10 | breakfast mess | 2,180 |
| #82 | brick | 418 |
| #60 | brown pirate pants | 1 |
| #294 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 1 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #65 | buffalo dime | 3 |
| #98 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #330 | bunny liver | 20 |
| #96 | burnt snowpants | 6 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #97 | burst hellseal brain | 119 |
| #714 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #22 | cabooze | 17 |
| #121 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 2 |
| #44 | can of Rain-Doh | 1 |
| #101 | can of mixed everything | 1 |
| #144 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #669 | candied bolts | 1 |
| #80 | candied lime | 1 |
| #557 | candied nuts | 3 |
| #2436 | candy cane | 8 |
| #16 | candy dog collar | 1 |
| #41 | candy dress shoes | 1 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #233 | candy harmonica | 1 |
| #11 | candy necktie | 66 |
| #101 | cannonbomb | 1 |
| #54 | canteen of eggnog | 1 |
| #85 | carnivorous potted plant | 1 |
| #11 | carrot-on-a-stick | 1 |
| #7 | cat o' nine teeth | 1 |
| #234 | caustic slime nodule | 1 |
| #117 | chakra malt | 1 |
| #266 | chakra sludge | 1 |
| #129 | chakra-mental wine | 1 |
| #56 | chamoisole | 1 |
| #654 | cheap studded belt | 11 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #185 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
| #108 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #56 | chest of "pirate gold" | 1 |
| #18 | chewable paper | 256 |
| #299 | choco-Crimbot | 1 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #12 | chocolate pocketwatch | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #227 | chocomotive | 4 |
| #18 | ciliophora chowder | 3 |
| #167 | cinnamon machine oil | 7 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #21 | circle drum | 1 |
| #159 | clear Russian | 1 |
| #44 | clerical automa-core | 1 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #51 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #193 | cloning kit | 1 |
| #72 | closed-circuit phone system | 1 |
| #1795 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #1980 | club necklace | 3 |
| #50 | club sandwich | 13 |
| #31 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #310 | coconut shell | 172 |
| #44 | combat lover's locket lockbox | 1 |
| #101 | communal gobstopper | 6 |
| 🥇 | complicated device | 1 |
| #21 | concentrated fish broth | 3 |
| #13 | confusing LED clock | 691 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #7 | conquistador's breastplate | 1 |
| #139 | contract enforcement stick | 1 |
| #209 | cookie cookie | 4 |
| 🥇 | cool iron breastplate | 1 |
| 🥈 | cool iron greaves | 1 |
| 🥉 | cool iron helmet | 1 |
| #7 | cop dollar | 46,409 |
| #149 | corned beet | 1 |
| #69 | corned-beef Reuben | 68 |
| #7 | corroded breeches | 1 |
| #6 | corrosive cowl | 1 |
| #37 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
| #6 | cozy bazooka | 1 |
| 🥇 | cozy scarf | 1 |
| #8 | cozy scimitar | 1 |
| #216 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 1 |
| #33 | crated wardrobe-o-matic | 1 |
| #22 | cream of chloroplasts | 3 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #27 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #165 | crusty hula hoop | 2 |
| #32 | cryptic puzzle box | 1 |
| #127 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 1 |
| #119 | crystal Crimbo platter | 1 |
| #23 | crystal belt buckle | 1 |
| #11 | crystalline cheer | 11,258 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #42 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| 🥈 | cursed microwave | 1 |
| #82 | cursed monkey glove | 1 |
| 🥈 | cursed pony keg | 1 |
| #314 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
| #664 | cymbal syrup | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #122 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 1 |
| #57 | deadly nightshade | 1 |
| #15 | deck of lewd playing cards | 1 |
| #16 | defective Game Grid token | 1 |
| #1477 | defective skull | 1 |
| #35 | demon makeup kit | 2 |
| #162 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 1 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #123 | designer handbag | 19 |
| #49 | designer sweatpants (new old stock) | 1 |
| #16 | detective roscoe | 1 |
| #41 | devil's-food cake | 1 |
| #15 | diabolical crossbow | 1 |
| #998 | diamond necklace | 7 |
| #81 | distention pill | 3 |
| #10 | doll-eye amulet | 2 |
| #535 | donated booze | 1 |
| #526 | donated candy | 1 |
| #526 | donated food | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #80 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #104 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #171 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #68 | doubt cannon | 1 |
| 🥉 | dreadful fedora | 1 |
| #19 | dreadful glove | 1 |
| #4 | dreadful sweater | 1 |
| #47 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 273 |
| #13 | drippy caviar | 1 |
| #5 | drippy khakis | 1 |
| #8 | drippy pilsner | 1 |
| #16 | drippy plum(?) | 1 |
| 🥇 | drippy shield | 1 |
| #11 | drippy staff | 1 |
| #14 | drippy stake | 1 |
| #21 | drippy stein | 1 |
| #20 | drippy truncheon | 1 |
| #131 | drive-thru burger | 1 |
| #29 | dropped scrap of paper | 11 |
| #1285 | duct tape | 12 |
| #80 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #75 | duct tape sword | 2 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #27 | dwarvish war kilt | 2 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #15 | earthenware muffin tin | 1 |
| #74 | easter egg balloon | 145 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #133 | eggman noodles | 1 |
| #265 | eggwater | 1 |
| #9 | elbow soup | 61 |
| #126 | eldritch alignment spray | 1 |
| #40 | eldritch concentrate | 1 |
| #72 | eldritch distillate | 1 |
| #12 | eldritch effluvium | 22,154 |
| #88 | eldritch elixir | 1 |
| #16 | eldritch essence | 22 |
| #92 | eldritch extract | 1 |
| #12 | eldritch hammer | 1 |
| #16 | eldritch hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | eldritch ichor | 8,735 |
| #89 | eldritch mushroom | 1 |
| #13 | eldritch pants | 1 |
| #73 | eldritch rub | 1 |
| #42 | eldritch scanner | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #129 | electric pants | 1 |
| #548 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #10 | electrician's hardhat | 1 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #85 | eleven-foot pole | 9 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #20 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| #655 | empty agua de vida bottle | 150 |
| #202 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #1180 | encoder ring | 1 |
| 🥇 | enhanced signal receiver | 1 |
| #14 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 2,589 |
| #12 | eternal knot tattoo | 1 |
| #35 | everfull glass | 1 |
| #26 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #74 | exactly-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #1773 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #24 | facsimile dictionary | 232 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #145 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #1985 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1791 | fake hand | 1 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #11 | fancy chess set | 1 |
| #58 | fancy opera glasses | 62 |
| 🥇 | fancy party pants | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #406 | fat loot token | 1 |
| #62 | fear condenser | 1 |
| #11 | feathered headdress | 1 |
| #117 | festive egg sac | 1 |
| #472 | figurine of a charred seal | 6 |
| #294 | figurine of a cold seal | 21 |
| #340 | figurine of a sleek seal | 6 |
| #640 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #160 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 8 |
| #742 | filthy lucre | 47 |
| #188 | fishelada | 1 |
| #129 | fitness wristband | 1 |
| #5 | flagellate flagon | 1 |
| #37 | flagellate soup | 1 |
| #378 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #297 | flan del mar | 1 |
| #21 | flapper floppers | 1 |
| #98 | flask of egggrog | 1 |
| #271 | flask of mining oil | 1 |
| #65 | flask of port | 1 |
| #336 | flask of tainted mining oil | 1 |
| #819 | flavored foot massage oil | 1 |
| #108 | fleshy lump | 3 |
| #183 | fleshy putty | 1 |
| #43 | flour cookie | 9 |
| #143 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #84 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #6 | foam commodore's hat | 1 |
| #815 | foam dart | 1 |
| #12 | foam naval trousers | 1 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #32 | free boots | 1 |
| #44 | freightcake | 10 |
| #24 | fresh can of paint | 1 |
| #11 | fried air | 761 |
| #806 | friendly cheez blob | 3 |
| #136 | frigid derringer | 2 |
| #740 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #16 | fruit bat | 1 |
| #80 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 1 |
| #380 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #843 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #259 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #1415 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #219 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #55 | fuzzy busby | 47 |
| #3220 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #67 | fuzzy earmuffs | 43 |
| #46 | fuzzy montera | 56 |
| #33 | fuzzy polar bear ears | 1 |
| #12 | gabardine gunnysack | 1 |
| #20 | garbage sticker | 1 |
| #46 | garish pinky ring | 71 |
| #63 | genie's bracers | 2 |
| #84 | genie's pants | 1 |
| #68 | genie's scimitar | 2 |
| #65 | genie's turbane | 2 |
| #253 | ghost of a necklace | 16 |
| #46 | giant designer sunglasses | 73 |
| #62 | giant diamond ring | 1 |
| #136 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #173 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #134 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #163 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #78 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #132 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #168 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #82 | gilded lily | 1 |
| #15 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #60 | gingerbread gavel | 1 |
| #32 | gingerbread mask | 1 |
| #10 | gingerbread moneybag | 1 |
| #33 | gingerbread mug | 4 |
| #131 | gingerbread nylons | 1 |
| #95 | gingerbread pirate | 1 |
| #12 | gingerbread pistol | 1 |
| #806 | gingerbread robot | 1 |
| #25 | gingerbread smartphone | 230 |
| #10 | gingerbread tophat | 1 |
| #16 | gingerbread trousers | 1 |
| #14 | gingerbread waistcoat | 1 |
| #20 | gingerservo | 1 |
| 🥈 | glass eye | 1 |
| #13 | glass of warm water | 64 |
| #8 | glass slipper | 9 |
| #166 | glob of salty molasses | 1 |
| #371 | gloomy black mushroom | 8 |
| #38 | gold skull ring | 1 |
| #138 | golden fleece | 1 |
| 🥉 | gooey drippy candy bar | 1 |
| #322 | gooified animal matter | 1 |
| #308 | gooified mineral matter | 1 |
| #310 | gooified vegetable matter | 1 |
| 🥇 | gory drippy orb | 1 |
| #65 | government booze shipment | 1 |
| #69 | government candy shipment | 1 |
| #68 | government food shipment | 1 |
| #8 | government per-diem | 1,499 |
| #28 | grain of sand | 2,869 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #199 | green and red bean | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #942 | green clay bead | 2 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #1010 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #36 | grey gosling | 1 |
| #116 | grilled mooseflank | 20 |
| #6 | grisly shield | 1 |
| #98 | grog nuts | 1 |
| #37 | groggipop | 1 |
| #137 | grue egg | 140 |
| #8 | grue egg omelette | 195 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #68 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #197 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #201 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #241 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #23 | gumshoes | 1 |
| #34 | gunwale | 1 |
| #8 | gunwale whalegun | 1 |
| #7 | hairshirt | 1 |
| #112 | hambrosier | 1 |
| #8 | hamethyst-handled sixgun | 1 |
| #97 | hand-carved bokken | 1 |
| #45 | hand-carved bow | 1 |
| #66 | hand-carved staff | 1 |
| #17 | hand-crafted candy cane | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #61 | handful of Boltsmann bearings | 1 |
| #50 | handful of confetti | 353 |
| #133 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #149 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | hare pin | 1 |
| #112 | haunted bindle | 4 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #12 | hazmat helmet | 1 |
| #30 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #487 | heart necklace | 14 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #604 | heart of the volcano | 11 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #502 | hellseal claw | 9 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #233 | hemp candy necklace | 4 |
| #69 | hermedisiac cologne | 1 |
| #283 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #357 | hobo nickel | 766 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #39 | honey mead | 1 |
| #185 | honey-drenched ham slice | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #41 | honeypot | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #123 | hot watered rum | 5 |
| #102 | hot wine | 1 |
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| #37 | kelp-holly gun | 1 |
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| #62 | little deuce cape | 1 |
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| #80 | meteorthopedic shoes | 1 |
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| #115 | military-grade peppermint oil | 1 |
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| #18 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
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| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
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| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
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| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
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| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
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| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
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| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
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| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #96 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #56 | mini kiwi egg | 1 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
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| #7 | miniature deck cannon | 1 |
| #23 | miniature goose mask | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
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| #32 | mint condition Lil' Doctor™ bag | 1 |
| #27 | mint condition magnifying glass | 1 |
| #23 | mint-in-box Powerful Glove | 1 |
| #144 | missing wine | 1 |
| #214 | moist Crimbo spices | 1 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #729 | mood ring | 1 |
| #240 | mooseflank | 1 |
| #88 | moosemeat pie | 1 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #180 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 1 |
| #327 | muffled muffuletta | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #60 | mulled wine | 1 |
| #240 | multi-level marzipan | 1 |
| #49 | mummified entombed cookbookbat | 1 |
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| #106 | muskox-skin cap | 1 |
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| #57 | nega-mushroom wine | 1 |
| #375 | negative lump | 1 |
| #124 | negotiatin' hammer | 1 |
| #19 | nice warm beer | 1 |
| #7 | nicksilver ring | 1 |
| #14 | noir fedora | 1 |
| #55 | note from Clancy | 1 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #23 | nozzle of the Phoenix | 1 |
| #41 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
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| #19 | numberwang | 1 |
| #861 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #7 | offensive moustache | 1 |
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| #173 | ojo de pez burrito | 1 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
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| #93 | old-school pirate grog | 1 |
| #220 | oldcake | 2 |
| #28 | ornamental sextant | 1 |
| #93 | ornate picture frame | 33 |
| 🥈 | over-the-shoulder Folder Holder | 1 |
| #13 | overloaded Yule battery | 1 |
| #11 | overloaded micro-reactor | 944 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #926 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| #34 | packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet | 1 |
| #66 | packaged Everfull Dart Holster | 1 |
| #41 | packaged June cleaver | 1 |
| #56 | packaged Jurassic Parka | 1 |
| #33 | packaged Pocket Professor | 1 |
| #70 | packaged Roman Candelabra | 1 |
| #22 | packaged SpinMaster™ lathe | 1 |
| #38 | packaged backup camera | 1 |
| #49 | packaged cold medicine cabinet | 1 |
| #25 | packaged familiar scrapbook | 1 |
| #25 | packaged industrial fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #25 | packaged knock-off retro superhero cape | 1 |
| #26 | packaged miniature crystal ball | 1 |
| #56 | packaged model train set | 1 |
| #27 | paint palette | 1 |
| #141 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #21 | papier-mâché toothpicks | 1 |
| #14 | papier-mâchéte | 1 |
| #6 | papier-mâchaeranthera | 3 |
| #17 | papier-mâchine gun | 1 |
| #12 | papier-mâchuridars | 1 |
| #15 | papier-masque | 1 |
| #15 | papier-mitre | 1 |
| #14 | papier-mochi | 1 |
| 🥇 | party crasher | 1 |
| 🥈 | party whip | 1 |
| #54 | peace turkey outline | 1 |
| #129 | peanut brittle shield | 29 |
| #207 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #746 | pearidot | 3 |
| #80 | pegfinger | 1 |
| #85 | peppermint bomb | 1 |
| #12 | peppermint donut | 1 |
| #168 | peppermint eel sauce | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #61 | peppermint spine | 1 |
| #116 | peppermint tack | 1 |
| #471 | peppermint tailings | 1 |
| #147 | peppermint-scented socks | 1 |
| #35 | perl necklace | 8 |
| #16 | pernicious cudgel | 1 |
| #116 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 2 |
| #737 | personal massager | 1 |
| #116 | personalizable gingerbread cookie | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #982 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
| #116 | pet anchor | 1 |
| #1651 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1882 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #788 | petit 4.1 | 1 |
| #57 | petit fortran | 8 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| #143 | pickled bread | 1 |
| #51 | picture of you | 1 |
| #118 | pig-iron bracers | 2 |
| #125 | pig-iron helm | 2 |
| #125 | pig-iron shinguards | 2 |
| #38 | pile of Trainbot parts | 1,015 |
| #40 | pile of useless robot parts | 35 |
| #9 | pine cone necklace | 1 |
| #39 | ping-pong ball | 591 |
| #51 | ping-pong paddle | 1 |
| #750 | pink clay bead | 7 |
| #50 | pint of sweat | 13 |
| #24 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 1 |
| #47 | pirate encryption key alpha | 1 |
| #45 | pirate encryption key bravo | 1 |
| #50 | pirate encryption key charlie | 1 |
| #49 | pirate encryption key delta | 1 |
| #4 | pirate fork | 1 |
| #6 | pirate radio ring | 1 |
| #5 | piratical blunderbuss | 1 |
| #9 | pitted sheet metal | 932 |
| #323 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #263 | plain candy cane | 1 |
| #84 | plastic bazooka | 1 |
| #529 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| 🥇 | plastic vampire fangs | 1 |
| #27 | plush alielf | 1 |
| #16 | plush alien hamsterpus | 1 |
| #17 | plush dogcat | 1 |
| #16 | plush ferrelf | 1 |
| #34 | plush hamsterpus | 1 |
| #17 | plush mutated alielephant | 1 |
| #12 | plush mutated alielf | 1 |
| #8 | plush sea serpent | 1 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #481 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #482 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #501 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #495 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #513 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #195 | poisonsettia | 1 |
| #15 | polyester pad | 1 |
| #14 | polyester panama hat | 1 |
| #16 | polyester parachute | 1 |
| #17 | polyester peeler | 1 |
| #14 | polyester pettipants | 1 |
| #13 | polyester pulsera | 1 |
| #18 | poncho de azucar | 1 |
| #9 | porquoise-handled sixgun | 1 |
| #37 | portable Othello set | 1 |
| #92 | portable dam | 1 |
| #42 | portable ping-pong table | 1 |
| #90 | portable steam unit | 1 |
| #95 | potato alarm clock | 1 |
| #42 | potion of spiritual gunkifying | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #852 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #229 | powdered powdered sugar | 1 |
| #25 | power seed | 1 |
| #96 | prank Crimbo card | 1 |
| #9 | precision snowball | 676 |
| #68 | prescription teeth whitener | 1 |
| #32 | pressurized potion of pneumaticity | 1 |
| #24 | pressurized potion of possessiveness | 1 |
| #50 | pretty flower | 13,868 |
| #53 | primitive candy cane | 5 |
| #114 | pristine walrus tusk | 1 |
| #183 | projectile chemistry set | 1 |
| #133 | protection stick | 1 |
| #11 | proto-proto-protozoa | 1 |
| #34 | protogenetic chunklet (elbow) | 1 |
| #33 | protogenetic chunklet (flagellum) | 1 |
| #37 | protogenetic chunklet (lips) | 1 |
| #35 | protogenetic chunklet (muscle) | 1 |
| #36 | protogenetic chunklet (synapse) | 1 |
| 🥉 | protonic accelerator pack | 1 |
| #115 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 3 |
| #120 | psychic's amulet | 1 |
| #132 | psychic's circlet | 1 |
| #125 | psychic's crystal ball | 1 |
| #128 | psychic's pslacks | 1 |
| #56 | psychokinetic energy blob | 11 |
| #179 | puff of smoke | 1 |
| #26 | pump-up high-tops | 1 |
| #57 | punching mirror | 1 |
| #8 | puppet strings | 334 |
| #532 | purple clay bead | 3 |
| #28 | quantum disintegrator pistol | 1 |
| #8 | quicksilver ring | 1 |
| #191 | radiation-resistant helmet | 6 |
| #15 | radium-flavored potato chips | 2,617 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #80 | really nice lump of coal | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #10 | red LavaCo Lamp™ | 1 |
| #43 | red ale | 9 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #106 | red and white claret | 1 |
| #29 | red armband | 1 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #994 | red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #112 | red tulip | 1 |
| #231 | red wagon | 1 |
| #31 | red white and blue claret | 1 |
| #190 | red-and-green sweater | 16 |
| #21 | red-spotted snapper roe | 1 |
| #25 | refrigerated biohazard container | 1 |
| #62 | regret hose | 1 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #13 | reliable sixgun | 1 |
| #44 | replica Elf Guard medal | 1 |
| #10 | resolution: be feistier | 5,972 |
| #9 | resolution: be sexier | 6,008 |
| #8 | resolution: be smarter | 5,853 |
| #7 | resolution: be stronger | 5,948 |
| #45 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #6 | rhinestone | 43,678 |
| #564 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #31 | ribbon candy ascot | 1 |
| 🥉 | rigging knot | 1 |
| #553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #17 | ring of the Skeleton Lord | 1 |
| #83 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 2 |
| #96 | roll of meat | 1 |
| #286 | roll of toilet paper | 362 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #280 | rose | 1 |
| #630 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 12 |
| #626 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 12 |
| #862 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 9 |
| #825 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 9 |
| #13 | rubber cape | 1 |
| #1772 | rubber emo roe | 2 |
| #136 | ruby on canes | 4 |
| #116 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 1 |
| #190 | runny fermented egg | 2 |
| #181 | runny icing | 1 |
| #19 | rusty chain necklace | 98 |
| #10 | sack lunch | 3,117 |
| #8 | saffron antaravasaka | 1 |
| #6 | saffron uttarasanga | 1 |
| #175 | salt plum | 1 |
| #55 | salt plum sake | 1 |
| #151 | salted mutton | 1 |
| #24 | saltwaterbed | 1 |
| 🥉 | salty drippy candy bar | 1 |
| #164 | salty gumdrop | 1 |
| #310 | sandwich of the gods | 14 |
| #21 | sawblade shield | 97 |
| #81 | sawed-off blunderbuss | 1 |
| #15 | scepter of the Skeleton Lord | 1 |
| #46 | scrumptious reagent | 3,690 |
| #13 | sea cape | 1 |
| #11 | sea mantle | 1 |
| #10 | sea shawl | 1 |
| 🥇 | sea-worn candlestick | 1 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #301 | seal-blubber candle | 8 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #22 | sealhide seal doll | 235 |
| #9 | sealhide snare | 264 |
| #86 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #50 | security automa-core | 1 |
| #129 | self-repairing earmuffs | 1 |
| #52 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #219 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 4 |
| #17 | shaking skull | 1 |
| #32 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
| #13 | shield of the Skeleton Lord | 1 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #74 | shipwright's hammer | 2 |
| #49 | shooting morning star | 1 |
| #26 | shortest-order cook | 1 |
| #31 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #115 | shovelful of dirt | 23 |
| #86 | shredded hellseal hide | 131 |
| #63 | shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog | 1 |
| #64 | shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo | 1 |
| #326 | shushed potatoes | 1 |
| #8 | sicksilver ring | 1 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #95 | silent B | 2 |
| #59 | silent C | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #57 | silent E | 1 |
| #77 | silent F | 1 |
| #64 | silent G | 1 |
| #135 | silent H | 1 |
| #203 | silent I | 1 |
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| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #150 | silent L | 1 |
| #191 | silent M | 1 |
| #69 | silent N | 1 |
| #242 | silent O | 1 |
| #212 | silent P | 1 |
| #87 | silent Q | 1 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #69 | silent S | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #64 | silent U | 1 |
| #75 | silent V | 1 |
| #123 | silent W | 1 |
| #186 | silent X | 1 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #121 | silent Z | 1 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #5 | silver Dreadsylvanian flask | 1 |
| 🥇 | silver cow creamer | 1 |
| #28 | silver table-scraper | 1 |
| #6 | sinister demon mask | 1 |
| #31 | sinistral homunculus | 1 |
| #129 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 2 |
| #76 | sleeping patriotic eagle | 1 |
| #7 | slicksilver ring | 1 |
| #42 | slime-covered club | 1 |
| #23 | slime-covered compass | 1 |
| #14 | slime-covered greaves | 1 |
| #12 | slime-covered helmet | 1 |
| #18 | slime-covered lantern | 1 |
| #34 | slime-covered necklace | 1 |
| #33 | slime-covered shovel | 1 |
| #35 | slime-covered speargun | 1 |
| #8 | slime-covered staff | 1 |
| #138 | smart watch | 1 |
| #29 | smoker's cloak | 1 |
| #105 | smoldering bagel punch | 3 |
| #18 | sneakeasies | 1 |
| #217 | sneaky wrapping paper | 1 |
| #19 | snowpack | 1 |
| #42 | soggy elf shoes | 1 |
| #203 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 1 |
| #33 | solid asbestos box | 1 |
| #23 | solid chrome box | 1 |
| #31 | solid linoleum box | 1 |
| #20 | sonar fishfinder | 1 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #16 | sour ball and chain | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #905 | spade necklace | 8 |
| #6 | spaghetti breakfast | 2,914 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #14 | spant backplate | 1 |
| #11 | spant shield | 1 |
| #12 | spant shoulderpads | 1 |
| #22 | spant spear | 2 |
| #14 | spants | 1 |
| #12 | sparking robo-battery | 948 |
| #34 | spectre scepter | 353 |
| 🥉 | spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip | 1 |
| 🥇 | spinning wheel | 1 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #29 | spiritual candy cane | 6 |
| #288 | spiritual eggnog | 1 |
| #310 | spiritual fruitcake | 1 |
| #189 | spiritual gingerbread | 2 |
| #24 | sprinkle-begging cup | 1 |
| #66 | sprinkles | 2,267 |
| #219 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
| #219 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
| #113 | standards and practices guide | 5 |
| #10 | steamed oyster | 331 |
| #132 | steel drivin' hammer | 1 |
| #9 | steel knuckles | 1 |
| #654 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 11 |
| #4 | stinky cheese diaper | 1 |
| #15 | stinky fannypack | 1 |
| #225 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #918 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #1333 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #7 | streetfighting champion's belt | 1 |
| #12 | stuffed "L" | 1 |
| #131 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 224 |
| #1229 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 40 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #1346 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 38 |
| #126 | stuffed Meat | 259 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | stuffed angry cow | 33 |
| #1112 | stuffed astral badger | 46 |
| #1333 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 39 |
| #165 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #161 | stuffed carpenter | 1 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #9 | stuffed club | 1 |
| #1377 | stuffed cocoabo | 36 |
| #1319 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 3 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #117 | stuffed dodo | 2 |
| #1391 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 37 |
| #1406 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 37 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1755 | stuffed hand turkey | 30 |
| #63 | stuffed key | 498 |
| #59 | stuffed kraken | 2 |
| #1967 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #1478 | stuffed mind flayer | 35 |
| #123 | stuffed mink | 260 |
| #118 | stuffed monocle | 262 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #207 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #238 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 1 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #1215 | stuffed scary death orb | 42 |
| #1732 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 30 |
| #1299 | stuffed snowy owl | 38 |
| #1200 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 43 |
| #247 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #1444 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 35 |
| #124 | stuffed teddy butler | 251 |
| #132 | stuffed tin of caviar | 233 |
| #49 | stuffed treasure chest | 533 |
| #1661 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 31 |
| #179 | stuffed walrus | 1 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #79 | stylish swimsuit | 68 |
| #804 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #10 | sugar raygun | 1 |
| #146 | sugar shorts | 1 |
| #115 | sugarplum ration | 1 |
| #112 | sundae ration | 1 |
| #10 | super-sweet boom box | 1 |
| #175 | super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) | 1 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #35 | sushi-rolling mat | 1 |
| #900 | sweet mochi ball | 1 |
| #684 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #39 | synaptic soup | 1 |
| #70 | synthetic dog hair pill | 6 |
| #91 | synthetic rock | 1 |
| 🥈 | talking spade | 1 |
| #68 | tangarita with a fly in it | 5 |
| #29 | tapped black lotus | 1 |
| #40 | tempura air | 1 |
| #47 | tempura green and red bean | 1 |
| #25 | the Archwizard's briefs | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #20 | the Ley Incursion's waist | 1 |
| #58 | the finger | 1 |
| #85 | thick walrus blubber | 65 |
| #11 | thicksilver ring | 1 |
| #143 | third ear | 1 |
| #148 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #509 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #109 | tie-dyed fannypack | 1 |
| #41 | time shuriken | 1 |
| #16 | time-twitching toolbelt | 1 |
| #16 | tinsel orb | 1 |
| #74 | tiny black hole | 2 |
| #189 | tiny bomb | 1 |
| #92 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #27 | tiny glowing red nose | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #20 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #68 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #110 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #6 | tooth cap | 1 |
| #6 | toothy trousers | 1 |
| #32 | topeé | 1 |
| #23 | topiary necktie | 1 |
| #35 | topiary tights | 1 |
| #83 | torn hellseal sinew | 137 |
| #814 | tourmalime | 2 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #13 | toxic mop | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| 🥈 | toy sixgun | 29 |
| #411 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #277 | transparent nog | 1 |
| #16 | trench coat | 1 |
| #73 | trick coin | 1 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #923 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #122 | turtle pheromones | 54 |
| #32 | undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella | 1 |
| #34 | undrilled cosmic bowling ball | 1 |
| #33 | unevolved organism | 1 |
| #268 | unfinished fruitcake | 1 |
| #203 | universal biscuit | 1 |
| #41 | unoccupied sheep suit | 1 |
| #20 | unopened Bird-a-Day calendar | 1 |
| #20 | unopened diabolic pizza cube box | 1 |
| #42 | unopened tiny stillsuit | 1 |
| #14 | unpowered Robortender | 1 |
| #54 | untorn tearaway pants package | 1 |
| #1125 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #613 | useless powder | 152 |
| #39 | vampyric cloake pattern | 1 |
| #40 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 152 |
| #8 | villainous scythe | 1 |
| #83 | volcanic ash | 88 |
| #25 | voter registration form | 1 |
| 🥈 | walkie-talkie | 1 |
| #131 | walrus ice cream | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #188 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 1 |
| #342 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 1 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #106 | warbear badge | 1 |
| #478 | warbear battery | 1 |
| #9 | warbear battle greaves | 1 |
| #6 | warbear bearserker greaves | 1 |
| #165 | warbear bearserker mead | 1 |
| #252 | warbear bearserker potion | 1 |
| #436 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
| #170 | warbear blizzard mead | 1 |
| #6 | warbear ceremonial party pants | 1 |
| #188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
| #15 | warbear dress bracers | 1 |
| #16 | warbear dress greaves | 1 |
| #13 | warbear dress helmet | 1 |
| 🥉 | warbear electric long johns | 1 |
| #5 | warbear electric warscarf | 1 |
| #4 | warbear electro-spiked helm | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #199 | warbear energy bracers | 1 |
| #196 | warbear exhaust manifold | 1 |
| #188 | warbear exo-arm | 1 |
| #8 | warbear fancy fedora | 1 |
| #197 | warbear feasting bread | 1 |
| #190 | warbear feasting mead | 1 |
| #8 | warbear feathered fedora | 1 |
| #4 | warbear fleece-lined long johns | 1 |
| #7 | warbear fleece-lined warscarf | 1 |
| #210 | warbear foil hat | 1 |
| #11 | warbear goggles | 1 |
| #383 | warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #5 | warbear heated ushanka | 1 |
| #339 | warbear helm fragment | 1 |
| #7 | warbear high festival pants | 1 |
| #192 | warbear high-efficiency still | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #341 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 1 |
| #168 | warbear induction oven | 1 |
| #179 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 1 |
| #199 | warbear laser beacon | 1 |
| #13 | warbear laser bowtie | 1 |
| #6 | warbear lined ushanka | 1 |
| #273 | warbear liquid overcoat | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear long johns | 2 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #6 | warbear nuclear bowtie | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear officer greaves | 1 |
| #160 | warbear officer requisition box | 2 |
| #198 | warbear oil pan | 1 |
| #8 | warbear party pants | 1 |
| #9 | warbear plain fedora | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plain helm | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plain ushanka | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plasma bowtie | 1 |
| #9 | warbear polarized goggles | 1 |
| #311 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 3 |
| #337 | warbear requisition box | 2 |
| #419 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 1 |
| #431 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 1 |
| #10 | warbear snowblindness goggles | 1 |
| #5 | warbear spiked helm | 1 |
| #156 | warbear thermoregulator bread | 1 |
| #344 | warbear trouser fragment | 1 |
| #272 | warbear wardance potion | 1 |
| #134 | warbear warrior bread | 1 |
| #13 | warbear warscarf | 1 |
| #51 | warbear whosit | 4,929 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #33 | water-polo cap | 9 |
| #87 | water-polo mitt | 1 |
| #181 | waterlogged cloth | 1 |
| #178 | waterlogged leather | 1 |
| #174 | waterlogged metal | 1 |
| #173 | waterlogged stuffing | 1 |
| #137 | waterlogged wood | 1 |
| #26 | wax hat | 1 |
| #23 | wax pants | 1 |
| #17 | weedy skirt | 1 |
| #7 | western-style skinning knife | 1 |
| #48 | wet tack | 1 |
| #115 | whale cerebrospinal fluid | 1 |
| #31 | whalecake | 2 |
| #40 | whalegun | 1 |
| #116 | whalesteak | 1 |
| #205 | white Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #28 | white arm towel | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #24 | white earbuds | 1 |
| #126 | white tulip | 1 |
| #1933 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #9 | wicker clicker | 1 |
| #9 | wicker kickers | 1 |
| #8 | wicker knickers | 1 |
| #12 | wicker slicker | 1 |
| #8 | wicker sticker | 1 |
| #12 | wicker ticker | 1 |
| #12 | wicksilver ring | 1 |
| #37 | wild honey pie | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #830 | wind-up meatcar | 1 |
| #10 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 2,618 |
| 🥇 | witch's bra | 1 |
| 🥈 | wolf whistle | 1 |
| #36 | wooly loincloth | 1 |
| #52 | worksite credentials | 1 |
| #84 | wrapped candy cane sword cane | 1 |
| #34 | wrench bracelet | 82 |
| #77 | wriggling worm | 28 |
| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
| #5 | writhing drippy candy bar | 1 |
| #217 | wumpus hair | 8 |
| #29 | wumpus-hair bolo | 1 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair net | 1 |
| #11 | wumpus-hair sweater | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #32 | yabba dabba doo rag | 1 |
| #1013 | yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #2115 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #104 | your own black heart | 1 |
| #37 | yule grog | 1 |
| #139 | yule gruel | 4 |
| #149 | yule hatchet | 1 |
| #18 | zombie accordion | 1 |
| #20 | zombie mariachi hat | 1 |
| #29 | zombie mariachi pants | 1 |