| #13 | Bastille Battalion control rig crate | 2 |
| #32 | Black and White Apron Enrollment Form | 1 |
| #14 | Bowlet | 16 |
| #34 | Boxing Day care package | 1 |
| #19 | Build-a-City Gingerbread kit | 1 |
| #16 | Cornbeefadon | 13 |
| #192 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 14 |
| #15 | Crimbo sapling | 1 |
| #45 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #80 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 6 |
| #108 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 1 |
| #133 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 54 |
| #81 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 1 |
| #52 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 16 |
| #38 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 1,691 |
| #90 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 1 |
| #82 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 1 |
| #51 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 12 |
| #35 | Disgeist | 5 |
| #242 | Dreadsylvanian Almanac page | 4 |
| #24 | Drip harness | 1 |
| #47 | Elf Army machine parts | 77 |
| #140 | Elf Guard MPC | 1,544 |
| #63 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 1 |
| #78 | Elf Guard honor present | 2 |
| #83 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 1 |
| #113 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 1 |
| #31 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 2 |
| #54 | Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #168 | How to Play Othello | 1 |
| #10 | Jamaican coffee | 49 |
| #134 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 5 |
| #6 | Mu | 1 |
| #53 | Neverending Party invitation envelope | 1 |
| #1598 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #71 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#1) | 2 |
| #73 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#1) | 2 |
| #40 | Stooper | 3 |
| #4 | Swedish coffee | 120 |
| #10 | The Groose in the Hoose | 1 |
| #664 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 7 |
| #130 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #34 | Unagnimated Gnome | 1 |
| #18 | a cute angel | 2 |
| #37 | airplane charter: Spring Break Beach | 1 |
| #5 | anniversary gift box | 11 |
| #144 | antique nutcracker figurine | 1 |
| #658 | baby killer bee | 14 |
| #44 | baby rigging snake | 2 |
| #1798 | barrrnacle | 2 |
| #33 | blind-packed capsule toy | 532 |
| #943 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| #15 | can of V-11 | 11 |
| #78 | candied lime | 1 |
| #51 | canteen of eggnog | 1 |
| #157 | crystalline cheer | 774 |
| #52 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #68 | deed to Oliver's Place | 1 |
| #456 | designer handbag | 6 |
| #49 | designer sweatpants (new old stock) | 1 |
| #30 | doppelshifter egg | 1 |
| #1479 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #93 | flask of egggrog | 1 |
| #77 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 1 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #91 | gingerbread nylons | 4 |
| #17 | gingerbread pirate | 14 |
| #96 | grog nuts | 1 |
| #31 | in-the-box spring shoes | 3 |
| #9 | kerosene-soaked skip | 1 |
| #157 | liquid shifting time weirdness | 5 |
| #18 | machine elf capsule | 1 |
| #204 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 10 |
| #74 | military-grade peppermint oil | 8 |
| #54 | officer's nog | 10 |
| #67 | old-school pirate grog | 2 |
| #29 | peppermint rhino baby | 2 |
| #81 | peppermint tack | 5 |
| #114 | pet anchor | 1 |
| #23 | pompadour'd puppy | 1 |
| #110 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 2 |
| #40 | red and white claret | 11 |
| #8 | red-spotted snapper roe | 2 |
| #65 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 5 |
| #1703 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #14 | smoldering leafcutter ant egg | 1 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #654 | stray chihuahua | 4 |
| #5716 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #38 | sugarplum ration | 14 |
| #94 | sundae ration | 2 |
| #90 | synthetic rock | 1 |
| #32 | unevolved organism | 1 |
| #20 | unopened diabolic pizza cube box | 1 |
| #1543 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #252 | warehouse key | 1 |
| #48 | wet tack | 1 |
| #60 | whalecake | 1 |
| #38 | whalegun | 1 |
| #114 | whalesteak | 1 |
| #173 | wind-up Whatsian robot | 1 |
| #167 | wind-up ensign | 1 |
| #153 | wind-up navigation droid | 1 |
| #37 | yule grog | 1 |