| #14 | Bastille Battalion control rig crate | 2 |
| #29 | Black and White Apron Enrollment Form | 1 |
| #14 | Bowlet | 16 |
| #35 | Boxing Day care package | 1 |
| #18 | Build-a-City Gingerbread kit | 1 |
| #16 | Cornbeefadon | 13 |
| #188 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 14 |
| #16 | Crimbo sapling | 1 |
| #43 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #75 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 6 |
| #103 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 1 |
| #119 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 54 |
| #75 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 1 |
| #50 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 16 |
| #32 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 1,691 |
| #86 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 1 |
| #79 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 1 |
| #47 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 12 |
| #36 | Disgeist | 5 |
| #241 | Dreadsylvanian Almanac page | 4 |
| #24 | Drip harness | 1 |
| #41 | Elf Army machine parts | 77 |
| #130 | Elf Guard MPC | 1,544 |
| #60 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 1 |
| #77 | Elf Guard honor present | 2 |
| #81 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 1 |
| #104 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 1 |
| #29 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 2 |
| #55 | Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #166 | How to Play Othello | 1 |
| #10 | Jamaican coffee | 49 |
| #132 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 5 |
| #6 | Mu | 1 |
| #53 | Neverending Party invitation envelope | 1 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #69 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#1) | 2 |
| #72 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#1) | 2 |
| 🥉 | Swedish coffee | 120 |
| #11 | The Groose in the Hoose | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #661 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 7 |
| #128 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #35 | Unagnimated Gnome | 1 |
| #50 | a cute angel | 1 |
| #38 | airplane charter: Spring Break Beach | 1 |
| #5 | anniversary gift box | 11 |
| #143 | antique nutcracker figurine | 1 |
| #691 | baby killer bee | 13 |
| #46 | baby rigging snake | 2 |
| #1791 | barrrnacle | 2 |
| #33 | blind-packed capsule toy | 532 |
| #940 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| #73 | candied lime | 1 |
| #47 | canteen of eggnog | 1 |
| #145 | crystalline cheer | 774 |
| #53 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #66 | deed to Oliver's Place | 1 |
| #449 | designer handbag | 6 |
| #49 | designer sweatpants (new old stock) | 1 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #92 | flask of egggrog | 1 |
| #73 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #85 | gingerbread nylons | 4 |
| #16 | gingerbread pirate | 14 |
| #94 | grog nuts | 1 |
| #27 | in-the-box spring shoes | 3 |
| #9 | kerosene-soaked skip | 1 |
| #155 | liquid shifting time weirdness | 5 |
| #19 | machine elf capsule | 1 |
| #199 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 10 |
| #70 | military-grade peppermint oil | 8 |
| #53 | officer's nog | 10 |
| #68 | old-school pirate grog | 2 |
| #79 | peppermint tack | 5 |
| #110 | pet anchor | 1 |
| #110 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 2 |
| #37 | red and white claret | 11 |
| #20 | red-spotted snapper roe | 1 |
| #62 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 5 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #647 | stray chihuahua | 4 |
| #5706 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #35 | sugarplum ration | 14 |
| #89 | sundae ration | 2 |
| #88 | synthetic rock | 1 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #247 | warehouse key | 1 |
| #46 | wet tack | 1 |
| #58 | whalecake | 1 |
| #37 | whalegun | 1 |
| #110 | whalesteak | 1 |
| #173 | wind-up Whatsian robot | 1 |
| #166 | wind-up ensign | 1 |
| #152 | wind-up navigation droid | 1 |
| #35 | yule grog | 1 |