Museum :: Princess Erin

Princess Erin

Rank	Item	Quantity
#25	Überraschthexengebräu	40
#6	"DEBBIE" tattoo kit	1
#441	"DRINK ME" potion	11
#10	"I survived Y2K" T-Shirt	11
#71	"KICK ME" sign	11
#84	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	3
#169	"caramel" orange	8
#59	"meat" stick	11
#300	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	6
#95	1,970 carat gold	6
#420	1-ball	11
#14	1/6th Pound Cake	11
#61	11-leaf clover	11
#493	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	11
#76	1952 Mickey Mantle card	89
#387	2-ball	11
#23	20-lb can of rice and beans	11
#409	3-ball	11
#511	30669 scroll	11
#662	33398 scroll	11
#420	334 scroll	11
#146	37x37x37 puzzle cube	11
#405	4-ball	11
#65	4-d camera	5
#116	4-dimensional fez	1
#174	4-dimensional guitar	11
#34	4:20 bomb	11
#401	5-ball	11
#68	5-hour acrimony	11
#400	6-ball	11
#68	64067 scroll	10
#138	668 scroll	10
#265	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	11
#414	7-ball	11
#50	7-inch discus	1
#1052	8-ball	11
#19	8-billed baseball cap	11
#37	8-bit banana	11
#219	9-ball	5
#35	99.44% pure math	1
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#294	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#67	A Guide to Burning Leaves	1
#60	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
#27	A muse-bouche	45
#777	A. W. O. L. commendation	3
#28	ASCII fu manchu	42
#785	ASCII shirt	1
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#38	Abyssal ember	3
#23	Accordion of Jordion	11
#37	Affirmation Cookie	11
#42	Afternoon Delight	11
#27	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	35
#59	Aggressive Carrot	11
#55	Agitated Turkey	1
#10	Aldebaran sardines	11
#140	Alewife™ Ale	11
#6	Alexy sauce	11
#105	Alice's Army Alchemist	11
#62	Alice's Army Bowman	11
#67	Alice's Army Cleric	11
#62	Alice's Army Coward	11
#69	Alice's Army Dervish	4
#38	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	2
#40	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#19	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	2
#21	Alice's Army Foil Coward	2
#11	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#31	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#28	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#41	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	2
#11	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	1
#38	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	2
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#36	Alice's Army Foil Page	2
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#15	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	1
#36	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	2
#27	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	3
#61	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#98	Alice's Army Guard	11
#102	Alice's Army Halberder	11
#68	Alice's Army Hammerman	11
#62	Alice's Army Horseman	11
#59	Alice's Army Lanceman	11
#103	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	11
#53	Alice's Army Martyr	6
#104	Alice's Army Ninja	11
#107	Alice's Army Nurse	11
#99	Alice's Army Page	11
#101	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	11
#50	Alice's Army Sniper	7
#101	Alice's Army Spearsman	11
#103	Alice's Army Swordsman	11
#99	Alice's Army Wallman	11
#7	Alice's Army booster box	2
#61	Ambitious Turkey	11
#33	Amnesiac Ale	2
#94	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	1
#10	Amulet of Perpetual Darkness	9
#56	Ancient Protector Soda	11
#1322	Ancient Saucehelm	2
#537	Angelhair Culottes	2
#1438	Angry Farmer candy	11
#118	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	11
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#789	Argarggagarg's fang	2
#12	Arr, M80	11
#34	Arrow (+1)	11
#22	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	11
#22	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	11
#22	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	11
#19	Artist's Spatula of Despair	11
#18	Artist's Whisk of Misery	11
#572	Asleep in the Cemetery	3
#142	Atomic Comic	3
#82	Atomic Pop	11
#34	Aura Libre	4
#31	AutumnFest ale	11
#9	Aye Aye	11
#19	Aye Aye, Captain	6
#33	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	4
#39	Azurite	11
#141	BACON	11
#311	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	3
#237	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	4
#1043	BGE merchandise order form	1
#373	BGE shotglass	18
#676	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#633	BGE tiny plastic toy	2
#35	BOOterfinger	12
#270	BRAINS shorts	3
#28	BRICKO airship	1
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#395	BRICKO brick	11
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#21	BRICKO cathedral	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#336	BRICKO eye brick	11
#17	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#25	BRICKO oyster	2
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#67	BRICKO pearl	3
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#38	BRICKO python	1
#41	BRICKO stud	26
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#32	BRICKO trunk	3
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#18	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#46	BROS Energy Drink	11
#21	BUBBLE GUM	40
#632	BURT	1
#155	Baja sopapilla	6
#5	Bal-musette accordion	11
#377	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	3
#24	Bangyomaman battle juice	49
#2709	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	3
#434	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	4
#53	Barulio's bottle	11
#87	Bash-Ōs cereal	10
#16	Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy	4
#17	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	60
#40	Bastille Battalion control rig crate	1
#11	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	77
#11	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	37
#67	Batfellow comic	2
#149	Beach Buck	11
#34	Beach Comb Box	1
#23	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	2
#32	Beignet Milgranet	11
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#22	Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#25	Bettie page	7
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#36	Big Punk	12
#246	Bit O' Ectoplasm	10
#30	Bit O' Quail Spleen	10
#227	BitterSweetTarts	1
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#53	Black Body™ spray	11
#34	Black Hole	4
#377	Black No. 2	11
#41	Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	1
#30	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	1
#301	Blackfly Chardonnay	11
#243	Blatantly Canadian	11
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#50	Blood 'n' Plenty	12
#378	Blood Light	8
#15	Bloody Nora	11
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#83	Bohemian rhapsody	9
#12	Boletus Broletus mushroom	11
#44	Boltsmann ID badge	1
#384	Bone's Farm "wine"	4
#888	Bonerdagon necklace	11
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#24	Boosty Juice	1
#201	Boots of Twilight Whispers	1
#87	Boozehounds Anonymous token	11
#27	Bordeaux Marteaux	11
#10	Boris's beer	11
#9	Boris's bread	11
#170	Boris's key lime	2
#106	Boris's key lime pie	11
#61	Boss Drops	11
#30	Boulevardier cocktail	11
#59	Bowl of Scorpions	11
#45	Bowlet	3
#47	Boxing Day Pass	6
#33	Boxing Day care package	1
#30	Brain Food Pastaco	1
#64	Bram's choker	2
#84	Brandonian footlocker key	11
#24	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	11
#1742	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#8	Breathitin™	11
#21	Bright Water	11
#479	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	11
#40	Bruno's blessing of Mars	11
#26	Buddy Bjorn	1
#30	Bugbearclaw Donut	11
#19	Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	1
#1504	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#43	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	11
#20	Bustle Hustler	11
#5	Buttery Boy	11
#31	Buttery Knob	3
#143	C.H.U.M. chum	11
#1119	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1054	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1010	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#530	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#851	CRIMBCO mug	11
#1699	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#1421	CRIMBCO wine	3
#507	CRIMBCOIDS mints	6
#1190	CRIMBCOLOAF	4
#112	CSA all-purpose soap	11
#121	CSA bravery badge	11
#150	CSA cheerfulness ration	11
#152	CSA discount card	11
#325	CSA fire-starting kit	11
#140	CSA obedience grenade	11
#155	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	11
#13	Caipiranha	11
#5	Cajun accordion	11
#6	Calzone of Legend	11
#46	Camp Scout backpack	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#49	Candicaine	4
#36	Candy Alexander	4
#104	Carol of the Bulls	1
#105	Carol of the Hells	1
#101	Carol of the Thrills	1
#134	Carpathian longsword	1
#32	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	2
#32	Celsius 233	2
#46	Cement Mixer	2
#13	Centauri fish wine	11
#14	Chakra Libre	11
#6	Champagne Shimmy	11
#28	Charity's choker	30
#18	Charleston Choo-Choo	11
#8	Charter: Nellyville	11
#16	Chateau Mantegna room key	1
#153	Cheer-Up soda	2
#150	Cherry Cloaca Cola	11
#18	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	11
#91	Chinese curse words	1
#40	Choco-Mint patty	16
#9	Christmas ham	11
#457	Chroner	11
#24	Chubby and Plump bar	11
#9	Churchill	11
#288	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#27	Citrus Crush wine cooler	11
#103	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	1
#54	Clara's bell	13
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#112	Cloaca Cola Polar	11
#892	Cloaca grenade	11
#1040	Cloaca-Cola	11
#321	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	11
#1487	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#63	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	11
#95	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	11
#23	Cobra Bowl	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#2409	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#119	Coinspiracy	11
#1481	Colander of Em-er'il	2
🥉	Cold Fang	2
#477	Cold Hots candy	10
#72	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	11
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#18	Comet Drop	11
#41	Comet Pop	11
#23	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	1
#91	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	11
#17	Convincing People You Can See The Future	2
#36	Cool Brunch Pastaco	1
#399	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	6
#47	Cornbeefadon	2
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#469	Corpse Island iced tea	11
#83	Covert Ops for Kids	1
#26	Cracklin' Oat Bran	44
#42	Crazymaker	4
#11	Crepes a la Lune	11
#98	Crimbeau de toilette	2
#462	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	11
#40	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	1
#44	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	1
#42	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	1
#673	Crimbo Credit	1
#166	Crimbo Factory surprise box	18
#109	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	1
#760	Crimbo candied pecan	11
#161	Crimbo candle	1
#16	Crimbo cookie sheet	11
#30	Crimbo crystal shards	11
#62	Crimbo dinner	11
#18	Crimbo dog sweater	1
#155	Crimbo food scraps	11
#760	Crimbo fudge	11
#732	Crimbo peppermint bark	11
#231	Crimbo pie	11
#235	Crimbo salad	5
#15	Crimbo sapling	1
#17	Crimbo stockings	1
#83	Crimbo tattoo kit	1
#161	Crimbo train emergency brake	11
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#40	Crimbojito	11
#87	Crimbolex watch	1
#362	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
#73	Crimbosmopolitan	11
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#135	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
#111	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#269	Crimbot battery	1
#113	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	45
#244	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	1
#162	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	2
#38	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	1
#224	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	1
#259	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
#246	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
#260	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	1
#206	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	1
#143	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	32
#248	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
#26	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	1
#30	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	1
#219	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
#131	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	33
#119	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	12
#244	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	1
#218	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	1
#135	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	35
#245	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	1
#217	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	1
#24	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
#125	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	13
#14	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	1
#95	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	53
#154	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	9
#116	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	40
#253	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	1
#39	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
#23	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	1
#10	Crimbow Rainbo	11
#127	Crimboysters Rockefeller	2
#57	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	1
#86	Crimbuccaneer breeches	1
#51	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	11
#58	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	1
#110	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	1
#170	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	11
#60	Crimbuccaneer lantern	1
#64	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	11
#73	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	1
#201	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	13
#91	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	1
#81	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	11
#47	Crimbuccaneer runebone	1
#45	Crimbuccaneer shirt	11
#84	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	1
#105	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	1
#88	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	1
#57	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	11
#1288	Crimbuck	335
#24	Cursed Punch	11
#270	D roll	11
#16	DIY protonic accelerator kit	1
#93	DUFRESNE Suds	97
#24	Dad's brandy	11
#1423	Daffy Taffy	10
#22	Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	11
#25	Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	11
#24	Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	11
#24	Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	11
#24	Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	11
#26	Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	11
#22	Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	11
#102	Daisy's unclean bloomers	1
#40	Dark & Starry	2
#72	Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	1
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#12	Dear Past Self Package	1
#7	Deep Dish of Legend	11
#45	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	11
#42	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	11
#33	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	1
#1539	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#121	Diet Cloaca Cola	11
#6	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	2
#10	Dinsey Whinskey	11
#6	Dinsey face paint	11
#7	Dinsey food-cone	11
#9	Dinsey tattoo kit	1
#13	Dinsey's brain	1
#15	Dinsey's oculus	1
#2663	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#11	Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog	2
#43	Disgeist	3
#19	Dish of Clarified Butter	41
#30	Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	1
#95	Divine	11
#18	Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	4
#240	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	11
#428	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	11
#41	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	1
#22	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	11
#16	Doc's Fortifying Wine	11
#17	Doc's Limbering Wine	11
#25	Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	1
#13	Doc's Smartifying Wine	11
#36	Dogsgotnonoz pills	11
🥈	Dolph Bossin's charity note	1
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#25	Doublepunchplanter	4
#44	Drac & Tan	4
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#289	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	1
#16	Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	1
#13	Dreadsylvanian stew	1
#32	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	11
#15	Drunken Astrophysicist	11
#11	Drunken Neurologist	11
#10	Drunken Philosopher	11
#35	Dump Truck	6
#124	Dust bunny	11
#31	Dweebisol™ inhaler	40
#1520	Dyspepsi-Cola	10
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#27	Earth and Firewater	3
#34	Earth, Wind and Firewater	5
#10	Easter eggnog	11
#7	Easter grasshopper	11
#49	Eau de Guaneau	11
#477	Ecto-Cooler	1
#165	Effermint™ tablets	11
#23	Egnaro berry	3
#124	El Vibrato power sphere	11
#46	El Vibrato restraints	13
#26	El Vibrato trapezoid	1
#51	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	1
#32	Eldritch snap	3
#13	Electric Punch	3
#9	Elf Army machine parts	175
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#90	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	1
#99	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	1
#79	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	1
#309	Elf Guard MPC	11
#52	Elf Guard SCUBA tank	1
#42	Elf Guard broom	1
#54	Elf Guard clipboard	1
#27	Elf Guard commandeering gloves	11
#40	Elf Guard eyedrops	11
#65	Elf Guard fuel tank	1
#64	Elf Guard hangover cure	1
#84	Elf Guard hotpants	1
#72	Elf Guard insignia (general)	1
#90	Elf Guard insignia (private)	1
#25	Elf Guard mouthknife	11
#29	Elf Guard officer's sidearm	11
#84	Elf Guard patrol cap	1
#58	Elf Guard red and white beret	1
#87	Elf Guard safety bear	1
#55	Elf Guard squirtgun	1
#85	Elf Guard strategic map	1
#84	Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	1
#85	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	11
#192	Elfin shortbread	5
#34	Elizabeth's paintbrush	10
#46	Elvish delight	11
#72	Elvish sunglasses	1
#37	Elvish underarmor	1
#39	En Una Fila Tequila	2
#19	Enchanted Flyswatter	50
#21	Enchanted Plunger	51
#14	Energy Buzz Pastaco	4
#664	Ent cider	7
#49	Event Horizon	2
#77	Everlasting Deckswabber	10
#14	Every Day is Like This Sundae	11
#22	Extra-slimy Slimosa	5
#12	Extrovermectin™	11
#38	Eye Agate	11
#20	Eye and a Twist	11
#785	FDKOL commendation	11
#179	FDKOL hotcakes	29
#16	FDKOL tattoo	4
#11	Fabiotion	8
#16	Falcon™ Maltese Liquor	11
#120	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#82	Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square	2
#155	Fantasma en la Máquina	11
#138	FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	1
#140	FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	1
#146	FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	1
#15	FantasyRealm guest pass	1
#36	FantasyRealm key	2
#12	FantasyRealm mead	1
#41	FantasyRealm membership packet	1
#11	FantasyRealm turkey leg	1
#56	Fauna Libre	1
#8	Feliz Navidad	11
#483	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	11
#83	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	11
#9	Fettris	11
#76	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	2
#32	Finnish Fish	3
#32	Firewater	3
#29	Fitspiration™ poster	88
#23	Flag by the Foot™	1
#52	Flamin' Whatshisname	11
#64	Flaming Caipiranha	1
#45	Flaming Knob	3
#51	Flaming Mohobo	3
#52	Flaming Sazerorc	2
#12	Flan in the Moon	11
#8	Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory	11
#7	Fleshazole™	17
#20	Flying Caipiranha	5
#31	Fog Murderer	11
#30	Folder Holder	1
#50	Former Sheriff Dan's tin star	3
#53	Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	1
#257	Frat Army FGF	11
#45	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	11
#197	Freddy Kruegerand	11
#8	French bronilla brogurt	11
#218	Friendliness Beverage	11
#45	Frigid Northern Beans	4
#214	Frogade	1
#21	Fromage Pinotage	11
#699	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#6	Fu Manchu Wax	464
#343	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	2
#45	Fudgie Roll	9
#35	Fun-Guy spore	11
#106	FunFunds™	11
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#15	Fuzzy Tentacle	11
#255	Gaia beads	11
#118	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	11
#27	Gathered Meat-Clip	4,660
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#26	Gearhead Goo	44
#208	Genalen™ Bottle	11
#14	Gene Tonic: Constellation	11
#17	Gene Tonic: Construct	3
#8	Gene Tonic: Demon	11
#17	Gene Tonic: Fish	7
#10	Gene Tonic: Insect	9
#15	Gene Tonic: Penguin	11
#5	Gene Tonic: Plant	11
#99	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	11
🥉	Ghiaccio Colada	11
#60	Ghost Dog Chow	1
#41	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	3
#19	Giant black monolith	6
#27	Gin Mint	11
🥇	Ginsu™	1
#83	Glenn's golden dice	1
#39	Glo-Pop	10
#20	Glum berry	11
#25	Gnollish Crossdress	38
#77	Gnollish casserole dish	11
#267	Gnollish flyswatter	11
#186	Gnollish pie server	11
#450	Gnollish pie tin	5
#249	Gnollish plunger	11
#16	Gnollish sangria	11
#189	Gnollish slotted spoon	11
#333	Gnollish toolbox	11
#12	Gnomish sagngria	11
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#2528	toothsome rock	1
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#1558	top	2
#123	topiary nugglet	10
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#28	totally sweet mohawk helmet	28
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#921	toy maglev monorail	1
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#74	traditional Crimbo cookie	11
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#61	traffic jam toast	1
#20	training scroll: Shattering Punch	2
#26	training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique	3
#26	training scroll: Snokebomb	2
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#49	transdermal smoke patch	11
#45	transmission from planet Xi	1
#276	transparent nog	1
#128	transporter transponder	11
#61	traumatic holiday memory	11
#2004	tree-eating kite	6
#53	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	11
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#1782	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#20	trick coin	11
#48	triggerfingerbone	1
#139	trilobite candy mold	1
#749	trilobite fossil	3
#9	triple barreled barrel gun	11
#15	tropical island souvenir crate	11
#220	tropical orchid	11
#30	tropical swill	11
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#10	tryptophan dart	10
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#72	tube of herbal ointment	1
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#30	tube of villain white	28
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#41	turkish mostaccioli	1
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#134	turtle-shaped rock	1
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#295	twinkly powder	11
#1076	twinkly wad	1
#26	twist of lime	41
#1104	twitching claw	4
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#82	twitching time capsule	8
#21	two meat muck	11
#119	two-handed depthsword	1
#277	ultimate ultimate frisbee	1
#23	ultra-deluxe cupcake	11
#37	ultrafondue	11
#25	una poca de gracia	63
#19	unappetizing mayolus	2
#43	unbearable light	11
#22	uncanny desk bell	2
#6	uncapped blue lava bottle	1
#7	uncapped green lava bottle	1
#7	uncapped red lava bottle	1
#32	undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella	1
#130	underwater slingshot	1
#33	undrilled cosmic bowling ball	1
#483	unearthed potsherd	1
#417	unearthly onyx	1
#33	unevolved organism	1
#268	unfinished fruitcake	1
#20	unfinished ice sculpture	5
#12	unfinished pleasure	8
#91	unflavored wine cooler	11
#58	unfortunate dumplings	11
#19	unholy water	122
#20	unidentifiable dried fruit	11
#42	unidentified drink	156
#450	unidentified jerky	11
#6	uninteresting mayolus	11
#168	universal biscuit	4
#51	unnamed cocktail	11
#35	unnatural gas	11
#40	unoccupied sheep suit	1
#20	unopened Bird-a-Day calendar	1
#20	unopened diabolic pizza cube box	1
#42	unopened tiny stillsuit	1
#16	unpowered Robortender	1
#130	unquiet spirits	11
#360	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	10
#49	unremarkable duffel bag	11
#101	unrequired jacket	1
#34	unsanitized scalpel	11
#56	unsmoothed velvet	1
#29	unspeakable lozenges	1
#768	unstable DNA	59
#91	unstable quark	11
#55	untorn tearaway pants package	1
#111	unused soap	11
#49	unusual oil	1
#277	upsy daisy	10
#38	urchin roe	1
#256	urinal cake	11
#30	used beer	11
#1584	useless powder	6
#54	valuable coin	33
#498	valuable trinket	160
#94	vampire chowder	10
#1913	vampire duck-on-a-string	2
#7	vampire pearl	481
#42	vampire pellet	10
#39	vampyric cloake pattern	1
#65	van key	1
#29	veiny spore pod	11
#33	very fancy whiskey	8
#77	very hot lunch	1
#64	very small red dress	1
#71	vial of The Glistening	11
#27	vial of baconstone juice	11
#34	vial of blood simple syrup	11
#27	vial of hamethyst juice	11
#100	vial of holy water	11
#6	vial of humanoid growth hormone	2
#91	vial of patchouli oil	11
#25	vial of porquoise juice	11
#21	vial of swamp vapors	71
#29	vibrating mushroom	11
#1216	vinegar	10
#427	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	11
#27	violent pastilles	10
#127	viral DNA	11
#19	viral video	11
#13	virgin jello shot	11
#38	viscous lava globs	10
#44	vitamin G pill	10
#203	vodka and cranberry	11
#54	vodka and tonic	11
#10	vodka barracuda	11
#24	vodka gibson	11
#153	vodka martini	11
#9	vodka stinger	11
#83	vodka stratocaster	11
#60	void burger	11
#57	void lager	11
#65	void stone	23
#324	volcanic ash	12
#143	volleyball	1
#50	voodoo glowskull	98
#24	voter registration form	1
#25	votive candle	29
#19	votive of confidence	11
#275	wad of cotton	11
#801	wad of dough	11
#150	wad of slimy rags	4
#348	wad of tofu	11
#38	waders	1
#22	waffle	11
#30	walrus ice cream	11
#100	walrus-tusk earring	11
#177	wand of pigification	3
#511	war tongs	1
#188	warbear LP-ROM burner	1
#342	warbear accoutrements chunk	1
#186	warbear auto-anvil	1
#107	warbear badge	1
#435	warbear battery	2
#124	warbear bearserker mead	3
#228	warbear bearserker potion	2
#248	warbear beeping telegram	5
#170	warbear blizzard mead	1
#218	warbear breakfast machine assembler	2
#188	warbear chemistry lab	1
#223	warbear drone assembler	2
#191	warbear empathy chip	3
#199	warbear energy bracers	1
#196	warbear exhaust manifold	1
#188	warbear exo-arm	1
#169	warbear feasting bread	2
#159	warbear feasting mead	2
#210	warbear foil hat	1
#65	warbear gyro	6
#166	warbear gyrocopter	6
#339	warbear helm fragment	1
#192	warbear high-efficiency still	1
#140	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	9
#168	warbear induction oven	1
#179	warbear jackhammer drill press	1
#200	warbear laser beacon	1
#68	warbear liquid lasers	2
#252	warbear liquid overcoat	2
#438	warbear metalworking primer	1
#198	warbear oil pan	1
#364	warbear procedural hilarity drone	2
#64	warbear rejuvenation potion	2
#86	warbear robo-camouflage unit	14
#369	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	2
#298	warbear soda machine assembler	1
#88	warbear superpotion	1
#127	warbear thermoregulator bread	2
#344	warbear trouser fragment	1
#215	warbear wardance potion	4
#104	warbear warrior bread	2
#571	warbear whosit	11
#29	warehouse clerk's glasses	32
#147	warehouse key	5
#24	warehouse walkie-talkie	36
#7	warm gravy	11
#166	warm mushroom	11
#20	warm war shawarma	2
#38	wasabi marble soda	11
#30	wasabi pocky	11
#33	wasabi-infused sake	11
#10	water balloon	11
#17	water log	4
#161	water purification pills	11
#474	water wings	1
#37	waterlogged bootstraps	1
#161	waterlogged cloth	2
#151	waterlogged crate	1
#136	waterlogged leather	5
#106	waterlogged metal	9
#161	waterlogged stuffing	2
#112	waterlogged wood	2
#11	watermelon	11
#10	watermelon seed	6
#13	wax booze	11
#7	wax face	11
#6	wax hand	11
#12	wax pancake	11
#59	weathered barrel	11
#70	weighted paperclip chain	1
#19	weird gazelle steak	11
#73	weremoose spit	11
#57	wet stew	10
#7	wet tack	11
#56	whale cerebrospinal fluid	11
#8	whalecake	11
#40	whalegun	1
#58	whalesteak	11
#7	wheel of camembert	11
#18	whet stone	11
#51	whimpering willow bark	11
#220	whip kit	1
#7	whirled peas	11
#380	whisker pencil	11
#198	whiskey and cola	11
#109	whiskey and soda	11
#28	whiskey bittersweet	11
#148	whiskey in a broken glass	11
#214	whiskey sour	11
#10	whiskey squeeze	11
#262	white Canadian	11
#141	white Crimbo ball	10
#9	white Dreadsylvanian	2
#52	white Xanadian	11
#28	white arm towel	1
#337	white balloon	11
#48	white belt	1
#29	white blood cells	11
#669	white candy heart	11
#218	white chocolate and tomato pizza	11
#28	white chocolate chip brownies	11
#296	white chocolate chip cookies	11
#517	white chocolate chips	11
#921	white class ring	2
#157	white collar	11
#49	white elephant gift	1
#348	white hat hacker T-shirt	3
#41	white mana	11
#45	white page	11
#318	white picket fence	11
#727	white pixel	11
#256	white rice	5
#301	white satin pants	11
#192	white satin shield	11
#567	white snake skin	11
#339	white sword	11
#49	white tulip	11
#19	white wine	14
#53	whole roasted chicken	2
#66	whole turkey leg	11
#119	wholeberd	1
#47	wind-up Whatsian robot	11
#2054	wind-up chattering teeth	1
#36	wind-up ensign	11
#160	wind-up meatcar	70
#33	wind-up navigation droid	11
#45	wind-up owl	11
#36	wind-up spider	11
#38	wind-up vampire teeth	11
#426	windchimes	11
#10	windicle	8
#107	wine spritzer	11
#47	wings of fire	2
#390	witch hat	2
#21	witch wart	11
#44	witch's bread	3
#19	witch's brew	8
#567	witty rapier	1
#43	wok lobster	4
#539	wolf mask	22
#531	wolfman mask	11
#429	wonderwall shield	1
#366	wooden axe	1
#90	wooden block	35
#191	wooden figurine	1
#46	wool sock	1
#30	worksite credentials	2
#281	world's smallest violin	1
#39	worst candy	10
#417	worthless gewgaw	10
#479	worthless knick-knack	10
#350	worthless trinket	10
#82	wrapped candy cane sword cane	1
#81	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	8
#21	wrestling mask	38
#82	wriggling tentacle	1
#105	wriggling worm	10
#461	wumpus hair	1
#29	wumpus-hair bolo	1
#14	wumpus-hair net	1
#18	x-ray mirror	41
#18	xo-skeleton-in-a-box	1
#136	yak skin	10
#11	yam	11
#5	yam and swiss	11
#9	yam battery	11
🥉	yam burrito	11
#17	yam candy	11
🥉	yam martini	11
🥉	yam mayo	11
#4	yam slider	11
#112	yellow brick road	11
#825	yellow candy heart	10
#13	yellow drunki-bear	209
#372	yellow gummi ingot	84
#11	yellow matter custard	11
#1800	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#70	yellow pixel	11
#11	yellow pixel potion	11
#1328	yellow plastic oyster egg	4
#311	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	7
#20	yellow rocket	11
#48	yellow seashell	11
#775	yellow striped oyster egg	3
#1273	yeti fur	10
#1348	yo-yo	10
#606	yohohoyo	1
#4	yule grog	11
#80	yule gruel	21
#149	yule hatchet	1
#104	yule pup	1
#124	yuletide troll chrysalis	1
#89	yummy death watch beetle	11
#69	zmobie	11
#34	zombie	11
#47	zombie hollandaise	51
#402	zombie pineal gland	11

Wow, that's 92,996 items total!

what items are this player missing?