AtlanteanScion

RankItemQuantity
#7"caramel" orange310
#131952 Mickey Mantle card958
#2437x37x37 puzzle cube343
#1414-d camera1
#614-dimensional fez3
#1699.44% pure math9
#255A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes4
#23A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)1
#12A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)1
#8A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)1
#9A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)1
#8A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)1
#10A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)1
#8A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)1
#8A Guide to Burning Leaves6
๐Ÿฅ‡A Guide to Safari5
#87A. W. O. L. commendation68
๐Ÿฅ‰Antagonistic Snowman Kit6
#70Apathargic Bandersnatch1
#42Atomic Comic7
#27Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)1
#289BGE merchandise order form14
#564BGE pocket calendar1
#675BGE temporary tattoo1
#957BGE tiny plastic toy1
#54BOOterfinger5
#485BURT22
#12Baja sopapilla31
#59Baron von Ratsworth's money clip8
#511Baron von Ratsworth's monocle23
#83Baron von Ratsworth's tophat23
#8Bastille Battalion control rig crate3
#15Beach Comb Box2
๐ŸฅˆBetter Shrooms and Gardens catalog5
#72Better Than Cuddling Cake37
#65Big Punk4
#48BittyCar HotCar1
#39BittyCar SoulCar1
#23Black Angus blackburger2
๐ŸฅˆBlack Bart's Booty6
#34Black and White Apron Enrollment Form1
๐Ÿฅ‡Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#44Boltsmann ID badge1
#9Boris's key lime92
#13Boulevardier cocktail38
#14Boxing Day care package2
#10Bruno's blessing of Mars71
#11Build-a-City Gingerbread kit2
#42Bulky Buddy Box64
#13Burt's blessing of Bacchus69
#140CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)6
#38CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)1
#75CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)6
#34CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)1
#77CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)6
#36CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)1
#75CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)6
#33CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)1
#75CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)6
#32CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)1
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#790CRIMBCO mug12
๐Ÿฅ‡CRIMBCO scrip101,101
#625CRIMBCO wine12
#289CRIMBCOIDS mints8
#203CRIMBCOLOAF11
#9Camp Scout backpack4
๐Ÿฅ‡Can of Spaghetto1,011
#35Carol of the Bulls5
#35Carol of the Hells5
#12Carol of the Thrills12
#63Caveman Dan's favorite rock1
#4Celsius 23310
#6Celsius 233 (singed)1
#16Chateau Mantegna room key1
#132Cheer-Up soda3
๐Ÿฅ‡Chef Boy, R&D's business card1
#22ChibiBuddyโ„ข (off)2
๐ŸฅˆChroner13,337
#7Chroner cross2
#17Chroner trigger1
#101Cinco Mayo Lager3
#42Clan VIP Lounge invitation2
#135Codpiece of the Goblin King43
#89Comma Chameleon egg1
๐Ÿฅ‡Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium6
๐Ÿฅ‡Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)1
#56Crimbeau de toilette7
๐ŸฅˆCrimbo Carol tattoo kit11
๐Ÿฅ‰Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit11
#5Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit11
#241Crimbo Credit38
#12Crimbo Factory surprise box144
#104Crimbo candle2
#84Crimbo salad7
#7Crimbo sapling2
๐Ÿฅ‰Crimbo stockings4
#39Crimbo tattoo kit3
#272Crimbo ukulele1
#651Crimbo wreath1
#58Crimbolex watch2
#53Crimbomega drive chain1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#259Crimbonium fuel rod4
#118Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision1
#4Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)1
#7Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping10
๐ŸฅˆCrimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)1
#111Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency1
#4Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)1
#120Crimbot battery11
#138Crimbot schematic: Big Head31
#22Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel25
#27Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher24
#8Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper2
#19Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw2
#30Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter17
#36Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder17
#31Crimbot schematic: Crab Core15
#27Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso19
๐Ÿฅ‡Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer1
#22Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head27
#30Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun18
#23Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun28
๐ŸฅˆCrimbot schematic: Gun Face5
#25Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs30
#23Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads28
#149Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs29
#16Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan38
#13Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack2
#16Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler2
#19Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite37
#160Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise24
#66Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis26
#15Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder32
#27Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module24
#145Crimbot schematic: Power Arm30
#25Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler21
#25Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head31
#9Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis2
๐Ÿฅ‡Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator1
#52Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker38
#14Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt1
#149Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun28
#56Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet31
#150Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis27
#19Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet29
#21Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower2
#23Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm1
#20Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs1
#4Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball2
#980Crimboween memo11
#71Crimboysters Rockefeller6
#995Crimbuck654
#31Crimbylow-rise jeans1
#11D roll844
#16DIY protonic accelerator kit1
#7DNOTC Box23
#9Dark Jill-of-All-Trades5
๐Ÿฅ‡Deactivated MiniMechaElf1
#314Deactivated O. A. F.2
#6Dear Past Self Package2
#13Dennis's blessing of Minerva65
#502Dickory Farms Gift Basket12
#11Discontentโ„ข Winter Garden Catalog2
#192Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate1
#30Distant Woods Getaway Brochure1
#220Doc's Miracle Cure6
#4Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat4
๐ŸฅˆDolph Bossin's charity note1
#21Ed the Undying exhibit crate1
#10Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror5
#9Eldritch snap15
#17Ellsbury's journal (used)1
#27En Una Fila Tequila3
#38Ent cider523
๐Ÿฅ‡Essence of Bear6
#347FDKOL commendation1,000
#78FDKOL hotcakes101
#245Fantasma en la Mรกquina1
#7FantasyRealm membership packet3
#1688Feynman gate1
#13Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)1
#8Folder Holder3
#30Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit2
#12Freddie's blessing of Mercury71
#65Freddy Kruegerand238
#10Friendliness Beverage868
#226Fudge Fiber Armor Plating3
#248Fudgie Roll1
#265Game Grid token1
#13GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card2
#520Garter of the Turtle Poacher2
#78Go-Wassail284
#9God Lobster Egg3
#12Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog1
#17Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog1
#54Greatest American Pants1
#4Grey Guanon30
#35Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog2
#4Guzzlr application3
#10Gygaxian Libram1
#601Haunted Sorority House staff guide1
#92Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians1
๐Ÿฅ‰Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)1
๐Ÿฅ‰Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!6
#11Horsery contract1
#16Hotwireโ„ข brand candy rope23
#76How to Play Othello7
#534Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration1
#22Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)1
#1195Jack-in-the-box1
#7January's Garbage Tote (unopened)4
#5Jarlsberg's key lime107
#1091Knob Goblin love potion1
#13KoL Con 13 T-shirt171
#5KoL Con 13 snowglobe1
๐Ÿฅ‡KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet1
๐Ÿฅ‡KoL Con X Treasure Map1
#7KoLHS Pep Squad Box3
#55LED block31
#6LI-11 Motor Pool voucher2
#7LT&T telegraph office deed2
#208La Fantasma y La Oscuridad3
#47Lars the Cyberian6
๐Ÿฅ‡Law of Averages3
#16Libram of Pulled Taffy2
#17Libram of Resolutions2
#10Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab2
๐ŸฅˆLump-Stacking for Beginners2
#1315MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech3
#32Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit1
๐Ÿฅ‡Map to Kokomo2
#13MayDayโ„ข contract3
#75Mayflower bouquet1
#12Mayo de Mayoโ„ข mayo25
#1109Meleegraโ„ข pills1
#9Mer-kin cookiestove642
#12Mer-kin dodgeball3
#10Mer-kin dragnet3
#13Mer-kin facecowl3
๐ŸฅˆMer-kin fastjuice500
๐Ÿฅ‡Mer-kin foodbucket101,001
#13Mer-kin headguard3
#4Mer-kin hookspear315
๐Ÿฅ‡Mer-kin killscroll3,232
#88Mer-kin knucklebone1
#25Mer-kin rollpin1
#12Mer-kin switchblade3
#11Mer-kin thighguard3
๐Ÿฅ‡Mer-kin thingpouch133,337
#8Mer-kin waistrope3
#73Mini-Crimbot crate2
#347Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot1
#396Miniborg beeper1
#362Miniborg hiveminder1
#394Miniborg laser1
#443Miniborg stomper1
#405Miniborg strangler1
#26Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog2
#78Moonds3
#13Moping Artistic Goth Kid3
#20My Own Pen Pal kit2
#30NPZR chemistry set251
#15Neverending Party invitation envelope3
#16New Zealand iced tea915
#9New-You Club Membership Form2
#51Operation Patriot Shield1
#5Order of the Green Thumb Order Form3
#10Our Daily Candlesโ„ข order form3
#7Pack of Every Card3
#136Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster17
#27Pantsgiving1
#887Penultimate Fantasy chest1
๐ŸฅˆPeppermint Pip Packet1
#21Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog2
#15PirateRealm membership packet2
#20Pocket Guide to Mild Evil7
#5Pocket Meteor Guide3
๐Ÿฅ‡Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)1
#12Pokรฉfam Guide to Capturing All of Them2
๐ŸฅˆROM of Optimality4
#34Red Pill11
#9Rethinking Candy3
#17Rock Garden Guide3
#10Roman sadnals35
#233Rompedores de Fantasmas1
#5S.I.T. Course Voucher5
#21S.S. Ticket1
#9Saccharine Maple pendant4
#5Satan hat4
#61Schmalz's First Prize Beer1
#33Schrรถdinger's thermos1,337
#211Serenity trading card1
๐ŸฅˆSeven Loco1
#74Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip22
#27Skullhead's Screw69
#11Skully's hot chocolate9
#10Small Medium4
#5Sneaky Pete's key lime143
#20Snow Suit1
#13SongBoomโ„ข BoomBox Box3
#68Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire1
#18Source terminal1
#15Spacegate access badge1
#7Spelunker of Fortune (used)1
#27Spring Bros. ID badge2
#12Spring Bros. solenoid58
#374St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket14
#9Staff of Blood and Pudding10
๐Ÿฅ‡Staff of the Woodfire4
#8Strix stix426
#58Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword4
#736Supernova Champagne1
#10TI-9000 calculator248
#16Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro1,132
#16Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita1,056
#145Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier2
#15Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco1,076
#34Tales of a Kansas Toymaker38
#69Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)1
#30Talisman of Baio1
#252The Art of Slapfighting4
#21The Art of Slapfighting (used)1
#108The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones11
#5The Big Book of Communism4
#5The Big Book of Communism (used)1
#10The Confiscator's Grimoire3
#217The Cooler Out of Space13
#85The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 11
#4The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)1
#80The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 21
#4The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)1
#79The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 31
#5The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)1
#66The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 41
#8The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)1
#81The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 51
#7The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)1
#76The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 61
๐Ÿฅ‰The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)1
#28The Joy of Wassailing50
#49The Joy of Wassailing (used)1
#7The Necbronomicon (used)2
#5The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 15
#4The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)1
#6The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 25
๐ŸฅˆThe Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)1
#6The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 34
๐Ÿฅ‡The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)1
#6The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 45
๐ŸฅˆThe Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)1
#5The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 55
๐Ÿฅ‡The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)1
#6The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 64
#4The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)1
๐Ÿฅ‰The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells42
#10The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)1
#4The Six-Pack of Pain39
#12The Smith's Tome2
๐ŸฅˆThe Spirit of Crimbo1
#8The Spirit of Giving4
๐ŸฅˆThe Spirit of Giving (used)1
#33Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts1
#1577Thwaitgold bee statuette1
#28Thwaitgold butterfly statuette11
#1044Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette3
#1600Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette4
#752Thwaitgold woollybear statuette2
#574Tiki lighter1
#16Time Bandit Time Towel3
#16Time Cape1
#19Time Cloak1
๐Ÿฅ‡Time Lord Badge of Honor1
#15Time Lord Participation Mug2
#33Tome of Clip Art3
#6Tome of Rad Libs2
#5Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir5
#68Twelve Night Energy11
#4Twitching Television Tattoo13
#55Typical Tavern swill333
#274Ultrasoldier Serum2
#77Uncle Crimbo's Rations11
#8Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide4,000
#50Uncle Romulus25
#23Uncle Romulus (used)1
๐Ÿฅ‡Underworld flail5
#22Underworld sapling2
๐Ÿฅ‡Underworld truncheon4
๐ŸฅˆUnderworld trunk1
๐Ÿฅ‰Universal Seasoning3
#25Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper1
#273Valentine's Day cake2
#9Witchess Set1
#472Wolfman Nardz1
#191Workytime Tea11
#5X-32-F snowman crate2
#10Xi Receiver Unit1
#18Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube1
#10Yorick5
#49Yuleviathan necklace1
#10Z-Bone steak270
#76Zu Mannkรคse Dienen29
#24Zu Mannkรคse Dienen (used)1
๐Ÿฅ‡[glitch season reward name]5
๐Ÿฅˆa suspicious address1
#92abominable snowcone299
๐Ÿฅ‰abyssal battle plans1
#37adhesive tape dolly3
#19adventurer clone egg2
#10airplane charter: Conspiracy Island1
#16airplane charter: Dinseylandfill1
#9airplane charter: Spring Break Beach3
#14airplane charter: That 70s Volcano1
#4airplane charter: The Glaciest3
#4alien drugs549
#5alien force field disruptor bean96
#7alien protein powder51
#203alien source code printout1
#14alien source code printout (used)1
#124ammonite candy mold1
#27ammonite fossil206
#38anemoney clip1
#5anniversary gift box11
#46antique 8-Bit Power magazine25
#60antique Canadian lantern3
#53antique bottle opener13
#52antique nutcracker beard1
๐Ÿฅˆantique nutcracker boots20
#45antique nutcracker cape1
#36antique nutcracker drumstick1
#32antique nutcracker epaulets1
#24antique nutcracker figurine15
#47antique nutcracker hat1
#45antique nutcracker pants1
#41antique nutcracker sword1
#44antique nutcracker waistcoat1
#34antique painting of a landscape15
#27antique pair of blue jeans21
#52antique record album61
#47antique souvenir drawing13
#148around the world20
#538arrow'd heart balloon1
#20artisanal homebrew sampler1
#769aspirin1
#2064astronaut pants1
#1088atomic vector plotter1
#38augmented-reality shades11
#26automa-bot parts1,382
#4baby bark scorpion9
๐Ÿฅ‡baby camelCalf4
#19baby chest mimic5
#8baconstone bracelet64
#7bag of Iunion stones2
#54bag of bones15
#4bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts5
#2042ball1
#246ball-in-a-cup1
#76ballpark hot daub1
#5banana3,700
#251banana supersucker1
#11bananagate300
#93bananarama bangle1
#64banjo kazoo mount3
#182bark rootbeer5
#41bartender-skull-in-the-box2
#1912bat-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#506bath ball gift set10
#720battered Crimbo Crate11
#68beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar9
#690beholed bedsheet1
#123belemnite candy mold1
#33belemnite fossil137
#190bellhop bell2
#1022bi-lateral logic compressor1
#6big glob of skin100
#90bindle of joy1
#27bindlestocking43
#53birdbone corset7
#11black Crimbo ball6,969
#29black brandy2
#30black spot32
#96black velvet box9
#28blank diary5
#246blank fudge mold1
#23blind-packed capsule toy700
#29blind-packed die-cast metal toy457
#36blob of Alphredoโ„ข11
#3161blob-shaped Crimbo cookie2
#1653blood flower1
#74blue class ring73
#64blue grass29
#121blue plastic baby3
#15blue raspberry troll doll4
#5blue tulip140
#174bobble-hip hula elf doll1
๐Ÿฅˆboiling seal blood200
#157bone aperitif3
#24bone chips1,388
#195bone meal2
#37bone spurs2
#61boneana hammock1
#63bonedanna1
#19book of facts5
#4booze mailing list1
#92borg sock monkey24
#19bottle of Blank-Out790
#69bottle of Crimbognac6
#73bottle of bubbles158
#62bottle of drinkin' gas2
#8bottle of fire4,558
#18bottle of lovebug pheromones1
#13bottle of peppermint schnapps16
#7bottled Vampire Vintner3
#44bottled day5
๐Ÿฅˆboulder31,337
#118bowl of Jeal-O35
#16bowl of mernudo1,342
๐Ÿฅˆbox o' ghosts4
#46box of bear arms1
#3122box of sunshine26
#12boxed Apriling band helmet5
#13boxed Mayam Calendar5
#7boxed Sept-Ember Censer5
#11boxed august scepter5
#13boxed autumn-aton3
#10boxed bat wings5
#5boxed gumball machine21
#254bread line4
#12bread man19
#10bread pie6,969
#33breaded beer10
#6brine833
#128briny vinegar1
#69broken carburetor3
#89broken warbear gyrocopter1
#110bronze handcuffs1
#23brown plastic baby43
#10buรฑuelos Jaliscos36
#296bubble-wrap simulator1
#387buckyball12
#26buffed alien drugs1
#358bunch of bananas11
#228burrowgrub hive1
#45cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar12
#74can of Binarrrca135
#237can of CRIMBCOLA9
#16can of Rain-Doh2
#44can of V-1110
๐Ÿฅˆcan of depilatory cream500
#7can of franks 'n' beans37
#10can of mixed everything18
๐Ÿฅ‡can-you-dig-it?324
#31candied bolts24
#31candied nuts26
#532candy cane69
#104candy cigarette27
#7candy harmonica25
#470candy kneecapping stick5
#667candy knuckles4
๐Ÿฅˆcandy mailing list1
#1149canteen of wine11
#1757capacitor relay1
#1811carbon nanotube frame1
#8carnivorous potted plant15
#17caustic slime nodule23
#52cement sandals12
#19centurion helmet5
#16chakra malt100
#163chakra sludge6
#16chakra-mental wine101
#1089cheap elven gloves2
#94cheer-o-gram6
#4chef-skull-in-the-box54
#8chicle de salchicha61
#72chitinous pod1
๐Ÿฅ‰chlorine crystal343
#82choco-Crimbot41
#261chocolate cigar7
#134chocolate-covered scarab beetle16
#328chocolate-frosted king cake6
#1565chunk of depleted Grimacite3
#6cinnamon troll doll7
#105circular CRIMBCOOKIE11
#11clear Russian6,969
#23clerical automa-core4
#14cloning kit241
#12closed-circuit phone system5
๐Ÿฅ‡clutch of dodecapede eggs4,913
#31coarse hemp socks1
#8coconut bikini top56
#10cold seal sweat159
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#68colorful plastic ball1,337
#6combat lover's locket lockbox6
#51communal gobstopper8
#1056computronic processing unit1
#7concentrated fish broth15
๐Ÿฅ‰control crystal1
#30cookie cookie13
#864cool whip1
#12corked genie bottle3
#12corrupted bird DNA7
#19corrupted data1,213
#99cotton candy cocoon1
#14cranberry margarita (brackish)690
#31cranberry schnapps10
#7crated wardrobe-o-matic3
#433cream pie1
#11crotchety pants4
#89crumbling rat skull7
#34crystalline cheer5,000
#262crystallized memory1
#6cube of billiard chalk216
๐Ÿฅˆcube of ectoplasm1,000
#23cursed monkey glove4
#147cyborg doll12
#840cyborg stompin' boot3
#62cylindrical mold78
#12d1016,252
#12d1213,189
#9d2016,070
#5d412,150
#6d621,952
#8d816,119
#6deactivated nanobots3
๐Ÿฅˆdeanimated reanimator's coffin4
#618deck of tropical cards1
#8deed to Oliver's Place5
๐Ÿฅ‰defective Game Grid token5
#385deluxe fax machine1
#618depantsing bomb1
#6depleted Crimbonium football helmet71
#507depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick1
#73designer handbag28
#17designer sweatpants (new old stock)3
๐Ÿฅ‰detective school application3
#19digital key lime66
#18dill912
#18diluted makeup145
#4dinged-up triangle39
#26discarded swimming trunks18
#20disco horoscope (Aquarius)74
#19disco horoscope (Aries)68
#20disco horoscope (Cancer)57
#18disco horoscope (Capricorn)65
#15disco horoscope (Gemini)61
#16disco horoscope (Leo)76
#22disco horoscope (Libra)56
#17disco horoscope (Pisces)61
#20disco horoscope (Sagittarius)69
#20disco horoscope (Scorpio)59
#18disco horoscope (Taurus)66
#12disco horoscope (Virgo)86
#25discocktail293
#5disconnected intergnat2
#523divine champagne flute2
#14diving muff70
๐Ÿฅˆdog ointment111
#1640doll house1
#6dollar sign20
#1607dollhive1
#5dolphin whistle1,344
#237donated booze37
#171donated candy69
#236donated food37
#13double-ice cap36
#25dove DNA1
#5dried gelatinous cube8
#10drive-thru burger38
#12droll monocle89
#17drop of water-371,867
#656duck-on-a-string3
#766dusty Crimbo crate11
#85ear poison61
#271easter egg balloon71
#160eggnog111
#7eggwater36
#51eldritch alignment spray13
#40eldritch concentrate1
#72eldritch distillate1
#51eldritch effluvium4,871
#88eldritch elixir1
#70eldritch essence1
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๐Ÿฅˆrecord of infuriating silence (used)1
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#1380tree-eating kite13
#113triangular CRIMBCOOKIE11
#139trilobite candy mold1
#38trilobite fossil161
#599tropical paperweight1
#255tropical wrapping paper4
#442tube sock1
#34twinkly wad70,000
#1649twitching claw1
#6twitching space egg5
#4twitching time capsule189
#26twitching trigger finger3
๐Ÿฅ‰undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella7
#4undrilled cosmic bowling ball4
#482unearthed potsherd1
#4unidentifiable dried fruit111
#9unidentified drink602
#12universal biscuit256
#148unlocked meat locker1
#16unoccupied sheep suit3
#6unopened Bird-a-Day calendar3
#8unopened diabolic pizza cube box2
#17unopened tiny stillsuit3
#14unpowered Robortender1
#91unquiet spirits21
#6unsanitized scalpel52
#1645unstable DNA12
#2740unstable laser battery3
#8untorn tearaway pants package5
#12unused soap231
#175vampire duck-on-a-string69
#176vampire glitter2
#44vampire pearl necklace1
#7vampire pellet55
#20vampyric cloake pattern2
๐Ÿฅ‰very large caltrop39
#2066vibrating cyborg knife3
#45vinegar655
#27vinyl boots1
#13viral DNA227
#2756vitachoconutriment capsule1
#485volcanic ash3
#15voter registration form2
#125wad of cotton22
๐Ÿฅ‡wand of fudge control1
#77warbear accoutrements chunk84
#13warbear badge15
#13warbear battery116
#24warbear bearserker mead23
#5warbear bearserker potion186
#320warbear beeping telegram3
#23warbear blizzard mead24
#292warbear breakfast machine assembler1
#306warbear drone assembler1
#24warbear drone codes2
#297warbear empathy chip1
#20warbear empathy chip (used)1
#118warbear exo-arm2
#25warbear feasting bread26
#26warbear feasting mead22
#164warbear gyro1
#313warbear gyrocopter2
#28warbear helm fragment147
#13warbear hoverbelt piecepart78
#124warbear laser beacon2
#40warbear liquid lasers5
#9warbear liquid overcoat210
#247warbear metalworking primer4
#44warbear metalworking primer (used)1
#47warbear officer requisition box19
#311warbear procedural hilarity drone3
#15warbear rejuvenation potion20
#89warbear requisition box70
#298warbear robo-camouflage unit3
#431warbear sequential gaiety distribution system1
#297warbear soda machine assembler1
#5warbear superpotion335
#17warbear thermoregulator bread27
#36warbear trouser fragment132
#7warbear wardance potion208
#17warbear warrior bread27
#60warbear whosit3,944
#252warehouse key1
#23waterlogged cloth69
#12waterlogged crate21
#36waterlogged leather43
#69waterlogged metal17
#53waterlogged stuffing25
#137waterlogged wood1
#317wheel11
#121whiskey in a broken glass18
#12white Crimbo ball6,969
#54white class ring266
#5white earbuds5
#4white tulip142
#12willowy bonnet3
#44wind-up meatcar276
#102wine-soaked bone chips10
#291witch hat3
#78wolfman mask100
#1221wooden block1
#9wooly loincloth5
๐Ÿฅ‰world's most unappetizing beverage69
#12wrapped candy cane sword cane5
#1042wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#82wriggling tentacle1
#4wumpus hair1,120
#10xo-skeleton-in-a-box2
#5yabba dabba doo rag5
#170yellow drunki-bear2
#8yellow gummi ingot2,642
#14yellow puck1
๐Ÿฅ‰yellow puck with a bow on it1
#2204yo1
#2364yo-yo1
#12yule gruel3,737
#14yule hatchet61
#38yule pup4
#39zombie dinosaur egg3

Wow, that's 956,804 items total!

what items are this player missing?