| #7 | "caramel" orange | 310 |
| #13 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 958 |
| #24 | 37x37x37 puzzle cube | 343 |
| #141 | 4-d camera | 1 |
| #61 | 4-dimensional fez | 3 |
| #16 | 99.44% pure math | 9 |
| #255 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 4 |
| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Guide to Burning Leaves | 6 |
| 🥇 | A Guide to Safari | 5 |
| #87 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 68 |
| 🥉 | Antagonistic Snowman Kit | 6 |
| #70 | Apathargic Bandersnatch | 1 |
| #42 | Atomic Comic | 7 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #289 | BGE merchandise order form | 14 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #54 | BOOterfinger | 5 |
| #485 | BURT | 22 |
| #12 | Baja sopapilla | 31 |
| #59 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 8 |
| #511 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 23 |
| #83 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 23 |
| #8 | Bastille Battalion control rig crate | 3 |
| #15 | Beach Comb Box | 2 |
| 🥈 | Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog | 5 |
| #72 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 37 |
| #65 | Big Punk | 4 |
| #48 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #39 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #23 | Black Angus blackburger | 2 |
| 🥈 | Black Bart's Booty | 6 |
| #34 | Black and White Apron Enrollment Form | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #44 | Boltsmann ID badge | 1 |
| #9 | Boris's key lime | 92 |
| #13 | Boulevardier cocktail | 38 |
| #14 | Boxing Day care package | 2 |
| #10 | Bruno's blessing of Mars | 71 |
| #11 | Build-a-City Gingerbread kit | 2 |
| #42 | Bulky Buddy Box | 64 |
| #13 | Burt's blessing of Bacchus | 69 |
| #140 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 6 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #75 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 6 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #77 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 6 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #75 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 6 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #75 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 6 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #790 | CRIMBCO mug | 12 |
| 🥇 | CRIMBCO scrip | 101,101 |
| #625 | CRIMBCO wine | 12 |
| #289 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 8 |
| #203 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 11 |
| #9 | Camp Scout backpack | 4 |
| 🥇 | Can of Spaghetto | 1,011 |
| #35 | Carol of the Bulls | 5 |
| #35 | Carol of the Hells | 5 |
| #12 | Carol of the Thrills | 12 |
| #63 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #4 | Celsius 233 | 10 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #16 | Chateau Mantegna room key | 1 |
| #132 | Cheer-Up soda | 3 |
| 🥇 | Chef Boy, R&D's business card | 1 |
| #22 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 2 |
| 🥈 | Chroner | 13,337 |
| #7 | Chroner cross | 2 |
| #17 | Chroner trigger | 1 |
| #101 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 3 |
| #42 | Clan VIP Lounge invitation | 2 |
| #135 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 43 |
| #89 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium | 6 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #56 | Crimbeau de toilette | 7 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo Carol tattoo kit | 11 |
| 🥉 | Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit | 11 |
| #5 | Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit | 11 |
| #241 | Crimbo Credit | 38 |
| #12 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 144 |
| #104 | Crimbo candle | 2 |
| #84 | Crimbo salad | 7 |
| #7 | Crimbo sapling | 2 |
| 🥉 | Crimbo stockings | 4 |
| #39 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 3 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #651 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #58 | Crimbolex watch | 2 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #259 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 4 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| #7 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 10 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #111 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #120 | Crimbot battery | 11 |
| #138 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 31 |
| #22 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 25 |
| #27 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 24 |
| #8 | Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper | 2 |
| #19 | Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw | 2 |
| #30 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 17 |
| #36 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 17 |
| #31 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 15 |
| #27 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 19 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| #22 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 27 |
| #30 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 18 |
| #23 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 28 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Face | 5 |
| #25 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 30 |
| #23 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 28 |
| #149 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 29 |
| #16 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 38 |
| #13 | Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack | 2 |
| #16 | Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler | 2 |
| #19 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 37 |
| #160 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 24 |
| #66 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 26 |
| #15 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 32 |
| #27 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 24 |
| #145 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 30 |
| #25 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 21 |
| #25 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 31 |
| #9 | Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis | 2 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #52 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 38 |
| #14 | Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt | 1 |
| #149 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 28 |
| #56 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 31 |
| #150 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 27 |
| #19 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 29 |
| #21 | Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower | 2 |
| #23 | Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm | 1 |
| #20 | Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball | 2 |
| #980 | Crimboween memo | 11 |
| #71 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 6 |
| #995 | Crimbuck | 654 |
| #31 | Crimbylow-rise jeans | 1 |
| #11 | D roll | 844 |
| #16 | DIY protonic accelerator kit | 1 |
| #7 | DNOTC Box | 23 |
| #9 | Dark Jill-of-All-Trades | 5 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #314 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 2 |
| #6 | Dear Past Self Package | 2 |
| #13 | Dennis's blessing of Minerva | 65 |
| #502 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 12 |
| #11 | Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog | 2 |
| #192 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| #30 | Distant Woods Getaway Brochure | 1 |
| #220 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 6 |
| #4 | Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat | 4 |
| 🥈 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| #21 | Ed the Undying exhibit crate | 1 |
| #10 | Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror | 5 |
| #9 | Eldritch snap | 15 |
| #17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #27 | En Una Fila Tequila | 3 |
| #38 | Ent cider | 523 |
| 🥇 | Essence of Bear | 6 |
| #347 | FDKOL commendation | 1,000 |
| #78 | FDKOL hotcakes | 101 |
| #245 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 1 |
| #7 | FantasyRealm membership packet | 3 |
| #1688 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #8 | Folder Holder | 3 |
| #30 | Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit | 2 |
| #12 | Freddie's blessing of Mercury | 71 |
| #65 | Freddy Kruegerand | 238 |
| #10 | Friendliness Beverage | 868 |
| #226 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 3 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #265 | Game Grid token | 1 |
| #13 | GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card | 2 |
| #520 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #78 | Go-Wassail | 284 |
| #9 | God Lobster Egg | 3 |
| #12 | Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog | 1 |
| #17 | Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog | 1 |
| #54 | Greatest American Pants | 1 |
| #4 | Grey Guanon | 30 |
| #35 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 2 |
| #4 | Guzzlr application | 3 |
| #10 | Gygaxian Libram | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #92 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book! | 6 |
| #11 | Horsery contract | 1 |
| #16 | Hotwire™ brand candy rope | 23 |
| #76 | How to Play Othello | 7 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #1195 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #7 | January's Garbage Tote (unopened) | 4 |
| #5 | Jarlsberg's key lime | 107 |
| #1091 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #13 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 171 |
| #5 | KoL Con 13 snowglobe | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con X Treasure Map | 1 |
| #7 | KoLHS Pep Squad Box | 3 |
| #55 | LED block | 31 |
| #6 | LI-11 Motor Pool voucher | 2 |
| #7 | LT&T telegraph office deed | 2 |
| #208 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 3 |
| #47 | Lars the Cyberian | 6 |
| 🥇 | Law of Averages | 3 |
| #16 | Libram of Pulled Taffy | 2 |
| #17 | Libram of Resolutions | 2 |
| #10 | Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab | 2 |
| 🥈 | Lump-Stacking for Beginners | 2 |
| #1315 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 3 |
| #32 | Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit | 1 |
| 🥇 | Map to Kokomo | 2 |
| #13 | MayDay™ contract | 3 |
| #75 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #12 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 25 |
| #1109 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #9 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 642 |
| #12 | Mer-kin dodgeball | 3 |
| #10 | Mer-kin dragnet | 3 |
| #13 | Mer-kin facecowl | 3 |
| 🥈 | Mer-kin fastjuice | 500 |
| 🥇 | Mer-kin foodbucket | 101,001 |
| #13 | Mer-kin headguard | 3 |
| #4 | Mer-kin hookspear | 315 |
| 🥇 | Mer-kin killscroll | 3,232 |
| #88 | Mer-kin knucklebone | 1 |
| #25 | Mer-kin rollpin | 1 |
| #12 | Mer-kin switchblade | 3 |
| #11 | Mer-kin thighguard | 3 |
| 🥇 | Mer-kin thingpouch | 133,337 |
| #8 | Mer-kin waistrope | 3 |
| #73 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 2 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #26 | Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog | 2 |
| #78 | Moonds | 3 |
| #13 | Moping Artistic Goth Kid | 3 |
| #20 | My Own Pen Pal kit | 2 |
| #30 | NPZR chemistry set | 251 |
| #15 | Neverending Party invitation envelope | 3 |
| #16 | New Zealand iced tea | 915 |
| #9 | New-You Club Membership Form | 2 |
| #51 | Operation Patriot Shield | 1 |
| #5 | Order of the Green Thumb Order Form | 3 |
| #10 | Our Daily Candles™ order form | 3 |
| #7 | Pack of Every Card | 3 |
| #136 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 17 |
| #27 | Pantsgiving | 1 |
| #887 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| 🥈 | Peppermint Pip Packet | 1 |
| #21 | Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog | 2 |
| #15 | PirateRealm membership packet | 2 |
| #20 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 7 |
| #5 | Pocket Meteor Guide | 3 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #12 | Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them | 2 |
| 🥈 | ROM of Optimality | 4 |
| #34 | Red Pill | 11 |
| #9 | Rethinking Candy | 3 |
| #17 | Rock Garden Guide | 3 |
| #10 | Roman sadnals | 35 |
| #233 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 1 |
| #5 | S.I.T. Course Voucher | 5 |
| #21 | S.S. Ticket | 1 |
| #9 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 4 |
| #5 | Satan hat | 4 |
| #61 | Schmalz's First Prize Beer | 1 |
| #33 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1,337 |
| #211 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | Seven Loco | 1 |
| #74 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 22 |
| #27 | Skullhead's Screw | 69 |
| #11 | Skully's hot chocolate | 9 |
| #10 | Small Medium | 4 |
| #5 | Sneaky Pete's key lime | 143 |
| #20 | Snow Suit | 1 |
| #13 | SongBoom™ BoomBox Box | 3 |
| #68 | Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire | 1 |
| #18 | Source terminal | 1 |
| #15 | Spacegate access badge | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Spring Bros. ID badge | 2 |
| #12 | Spring Bros. solenoid | 58 |
| #374 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 14 |
| #9 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 10 |
| 🥇 | Staff of the Woodfire | 4 |
| #8 | Strix stix | 426 |
| #58 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 4 |
| #736 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #10 | TI-9000 calculator | 248 |
| #16 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 1,132 |
| #16 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1,056 |
| #145 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 2 |
| #15 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 1,076 |
| #34 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 38 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #30 | Talisman of Baio | 1 |
| #252 | The Art of Slapfighting | 4 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #108 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 11 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism | 4 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #10 | The Confiscator's Grimoire | 3 |
| #217 | The Cooler Out of Space | 13 |
| #85 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #80 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #79 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #66 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #28 | The Joy of Wassailing | 50 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 2 |
| #5 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 | 5 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #6 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 | 5 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #6 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 | 4 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #6 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 | 5 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 | 5 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #6 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 | 4 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells | 42 |
| #10 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| #4 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 39 |
| #12 | The Smith's Tome | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #8 | The Spirit of Giving | 4 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #33 | Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts | 1 |
| #1577 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #28 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 11 |
| #1044 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #1600 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 4 |
| #752 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #16 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 3 |
| #16 | Time Cape | 1 |
| #19 | Time Cloak | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #15 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 2 |
| #33 | Tome of Clip Art | 3 |
| #6 | Tome of Rad Libs | 2 |
| #5 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir | 5 |
| #68 | Twelve Night Energy | 11 |
| #4 | Twitching Television Tattoo | 13 |
| #55 | Typical Tavern swill | 333 |
| #274 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 2 |
| #77 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 11 |
| #8 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 4,000 |
| #50 | Uncle Romulus | 25 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Underworld flail | 5 |
| #22 | Underworld sapling | 2 |
| 🥇 | Underworld truncheon | 4 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| 🥉 | Universal Seasoning | 3 |
| #25 | Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper | 1 |
| #273 | Valentine's Day cake | 2 |
| #9 | Witchess Set | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #191 | Workytime Tea | 11 |
| #5 | X-32-F snowman crate | 2 |
| #10 | Xi Receiver Unit | 1 |
| #18 | Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube | 1 |
| #10 | Yorick | 5 |
| #49 | Yuleviathan necklace | 1 |
| #10 | Z-Bone steak | 270 |
| #76 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 29 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | [glitch season reward name] | 5 |
| 🥈 | a suspicious address | 1 |
| #92 | abominable snowcone | 299 |
| 🥉 | abyssal battle plans | 1 |
| #37 | adhesive tape dolly | 3 |
| #19 | adventurer clone egg | 2 |
| #10 | airplane charter: Conspiracy Island | 1 |
| #16 | airplane charter: Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #9 | airplane charter: Spring Break Beach | 3 |
| #14 | airplane charter: That 70s Volcano | 1 |
| #4 | airplane charter: The Glaciest | 3 |
| #4 | alien drugs | 549 |
| #5 | alien force field disruptor bean | 96 |
| #7 | alien protein powder | 51 |
| #203 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #27 | ammonite fossil | 206 |
| #38 | anemoney clip | 1 |
| #5 | anniversary gift box | 11 |
| #46 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 25 |
| #60 | antique Canadian lantern | 3 |
| #53 | antique bottle opener | 13 |
| #52 | antique nutcracker beard | 1 |
| 🥈 | antique nutcracker boots | 20 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker cape | 1 |
| #36 | antique nutcracker drumstick | 1 |
| #32 | antique nutcracker epaulets | 1 |
| #24 | antique nutcracker figurine | 15 |
| #47 | antique nutcracker hat | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker pants | 1 |
| #41 | antique nutcracker sword | 1 |
| #44 | antique nutcracker waistcoat | 1 |
| #34 | antique painting of a landscape | 15 |
| #27 | antique pair of blue jeans | 21 |
| #52 | antique record album | 61 |
| #47 | antique souvenir drawing | 13 |
| #148 | around the world | 20 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #20 | artisanal homebrew sampler | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #38 | augmented-reality shades | 11 |
| #26 | automa-bot parts | 1,382 |
| #4 | baby bark scorpion | 9 |
| 🥇 | baby camelCalf | 4 |
| #19 | baby chest mimic | 5 |
| #8 | baconstone bracelet | 64 |
| #7 | bag of Iunion stones | 2 |
| #54 | bag of bones | 15 |
| #4 | bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts | 5 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #76 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
| #5 | banana | 3,700 |
| #251 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #11 | bananagate | 300 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #64 | banjo kazoo mount | 3 |
| #182 | bark rootbeer | 5 |
| #41 | bartender-skull-in-the-box | 2 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #506 | bath ball gift set | 10 |
| #720 | battered Crimbo Crate | 11 |
| #68 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 9 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #33 | belemnite fossil | 137 |
| #190 | bellhop bell | 2 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #6 | big glob of skin | 100 |
| #90 | bindle of joy | 1 |
| #27 | bindlestocking | 43 |
| #53 | birdbone corset | 7 |
| #11 | black Crimbo ball | 6,969 |
| #29 | black brandy | 2 |
| #30 | black spot | 32 |
| #96 | black velvet box | 9 |
| #28 | blank diary | 5 |
| #246 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #23 | blind-packed capsule toy | 700 |
| #29 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 457 |
| #36 | blob of Alphredo™ | 11 |
| #3161 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| #74 | blue class ring | 73 |
| #64 | blue grass | 29 |
| #121 | blue plastic baby | 3 |
| #15 | blue raspberry troll doll | 4 |
| #5 | blue tulip | 140 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| 🥈 | boiling seal blood | 200 |
| #157 | bone aperitif | 3 |
| #24 | bone chips | 1,388 |
| #195 | bone meal | 2 |
| #37 | bone spurs | 2 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #19 | book of facts | 5 |
| #4 | booze mailing list | 1 |
| #92 | borg sock monkey | 24 |
| #19 | bottle of Blank-Out | 790 |
| #69 | bottle of Crimbognac | 6 |
| #73 | bottle of bubbles | 158 |
| #62 | bottle of drinkin' gas | 2 |
| #8 | bottle of fire | 4,558 |
| #18 | bottle of lovebug pheromones | 1 |
| #13 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 16 |
| #7 | bottled Vampire Vintner | 3 |
| #44 | bottled day | 5 |
| 🥈 | boulder | 31,337 |
| #118 | bowl of Jeal-O | 35 |
| #16 | bowl of mernudo | 1,342 |
| 🥈 | box o' ghosts | 4 |
| #46 | box of bear arms | 1 |
| #3122 | box of sunshine | 26 |
| #12 | boxed Apriling band helmet | 5 |
| #13 | boxed Mayam Calendar | 5 |
| #7 | boxed Sept-Ember Censer | 5 |
| #11 | boxed august scepter | 5 |
| #13 | boxed autumn-aton | 3 |
| #10 | boxed bat wings | 5 |
| #5 | boxed gumball machine | 21 |
| #254 | bread line | 4 |
| #12 | bread man | 19 |
| #10 | bread pie | 6,969 |
| #33 | breaded beer | 10 |
| #6 | brine | 833 |
| #128 | briny vinegar | 1 |
| #69 | broken carburetor | 3 |
| #89 | broken warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #23 | brown plastic baby | 43 |
| #10 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 36 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #387 | buckyball | 12 |
| #26 | buffed alien drugs | 1 |
| #358 | bunch of bananas | 11 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #45 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 12 |
| #74 | can of Binarrrca | 135 |
| #237 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 9 |
| #16 | can of Rain-Doh | 2 |
| #44 | can of V-11 | 10 |
| 🥈 | can of depilatory cream | 500 |
| #7 | can of franks 'n' beans | 37 |
| #10 | can of mixed everything | 18 |
| 🥇 | can-you-dig-it? | 324 |
| #31 | candied bolts | 24 |
| #31 | candied nuts | 26 |
| #532 | candy cane | 69 |
| #104 | candy cigarette | 27 |
| #7 | candy harmonica | 25 |
| #470 | candy kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #667 | candy knuckles | 4 |
| 🥈 | candy mailing list | 1 |
| #1149 | canteen of wine | 11 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #8 | carnivorous potted plant | 15 |
| #17 | caustic slime nodule | 23 |
| #52 | cement sandals | 12 |
| #19 | centurion helmet | 5 |
| #16 | chakra malt | 100 |
| #163 | chakra sludge | 6 |
| #16 | chakra-mental wine | 101 |
| #1089 | cheap elven gloves | 2 |
| #94 | cheer-o-gram | 6 |
| #4 | chef-skull-in-the-box | 54 |
| #8 | chicle de salchicha | 61 |
| #72 | chitinous pod | 1 |
| 🥉 | chlorine crystal | 343 |
| #82 | choco-Crimbot | 41 |
| #261 | chocolate cigar | 7 |
| #134 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 16 |
| #328 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 6 |
| #1565 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
| #6 | cinnamon troll doll | 7 |
| #105 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 11 |
| #11 | clear Russian | 6,969 |
| #23 | clerical automa-core | 4 |
| #14 | cloning kit | 241 |
| #12 | closed-circuit phone system | 5 |
| 🥇 | clutch of dodecapede eggs | 4,913 |
| #31 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #8 | coconut bikini top | 56 |
| #10 | cold seal sweat | 159 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #68 | colorful plastic ball | 1,337 |
| #6 | combat lover's locket lockbox | 6 |
| #51 | communal gobstopper | 8 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #7 | concentrated fish broth | 15 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #30 | cookie cookie | 13 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #12 | corked genie bottle | 3 |
| #12 | corrupted bird DNA | 7 |
| #19 | corrupted data | 1,213 |
| #99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| #14 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 690 |
| #31 | cranberry schnapps | 10 |
| #7 | crated wardrobe-o-matic | 3 |
| #433 | cream pie | 1 |
| #11 | crotchety pants | 4 |
| #89 | crumbling rat skull | 7 |
| #34 | crystalline cheer | 5,000 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #6 | cube of billiard chalk | 216 |
| 🥈 | cube of ectoplasm | 1,000 |
| #23 | cursed monkey glove | 4 |
| #147 | cyborg doll | 12 |
| #840 | cyborg stompin' boot | 3 |
| #62 | cylindrical mold | 78 |
| #12 | d10 | 16,252 |
| #12 | d12 | 13,189 |
| #9 | d20 | 16,070 |
| #5 | d4 | 12,150 |
| #6 | d6 | 21,952 |
| #8 | d8 | 16,119 |
| #6 | deactivated nanobots | 3 |
| 🥈 | deanimated reanimator's coffin | 4 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #8 | deed to Oliver's Place | 5 |
| 🥉 | defective Game Grid token | 5 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #618 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #6 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 71 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #73 | designer handbag | 28 |
| #17 | designer sweatpants (new old stock) | 3 |
| 🥉 | detective school application | 3 |
| #19 | digital key lime | 66 |
| #18 | dill | 912 |
| #18 | diluted makeup | 145 |
| #4 | dinged-up triangle | 39 |
| #26 | discarded swimming trunks | 18 |
| #20 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 74 |
| #19 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 68 |
| #20 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 57 |
| #18 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 65 |
| #15 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 61 |
| #16 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 76 |
| #22 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 56 |
| #17 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 61 |
| #20 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 69 |
| #20 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 59 |
| #18 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 66 |
| #12 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 86 |
| #25 | discocktail | 293 |
| #5 | disconnected intergnat | 2 |
| #523 | divine champagne flute | 2 |
| #14 | diving muff | 70 |
| 🥈 | dog ointment | 111 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #6 | dollar sign | 20 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #5 | dolphin whistle | 1,344 |
| #237 | donated booze | 37 |
| #171 | donated candy | 69 |
| #236 | donated food | 37 |
| #13 | double-ice cap | 36 |
| #25 | dove DNA | 1 |
| #5 | dried gelatinous cube | 8 |
| #10 | drive-thru burger | 38 |
| #12 | droll monocle | 89 |
| #17 | drop of water-37 | 1,867 |
| #656 | duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #766 | dusty Crimbo crate | 11 |
| #85 | ear poison | 61 |
| #271 | easter egg balloon | 71 |
| #160 | eggnog | 111 |
| #7 | eggwater | 36 |
| #51 | eldritch alignment spray | 13 |
| #40 | eldritch concentrate | 1 |
| #72 | eldritch distillate | 1 |
| #51 | eldritch effluvium | 4,871 |
| #88 | eldritch elixir | 1 |
| #70 | eldritch essence | 1 |
| #92 | eldritch extract | 1 |
| #100 | eldritch ichor | 11 |
| #89 | eldritch mushroom | 1 |
| #61 | eldritch mushroom pizza | 1 |
| #41 | eldritch rub | 4 |
| #16 | eldritch scanner | 3 |
| #17 | eldritch tincture | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #12 | electric pants | 56 |
| #315 | electrical thingamabob | 11 |
| #13 | elemental sugarcube | 3,375 |
| #1457 | elven limbos gingerbread | 3 |
| #327 | elven cellocello | 37 |
| #1273 | elven moonshine | 3 |
| #971 | elven socks | 3 |
| #311 | elven suicide capsule | 37 |
| #7 | emotion chip | 3 |
| #212 | empty agua de vida bottle | 970 |
| #480 | empty blowgun | 3 |
| #95 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 18 |
| #11 | equal sign | 25 |
| #6 | eternal knot tattoo | 2 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #1900 | evil teddy bear | 3 |
| #90 | expired bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #84 | expired can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #173 | facsimile dictionary | 61 |
| #12 | faded green protest sign | 3 |
| #10 | faded red protest sign | 3 |
| #19 | fairy-worn boots | 3 |
| #50 | fake hand | 412 |
| #71 | fake plastic grass | 23 |
| #3305 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 3 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #410 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| 🥇 | fat bottom quark | 31,337 |
| 🥉 | fat loot token | 2,478 |
| #213 | fat stacks of cash | 69 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| 🥈 | festive egg sac | 34 |
| #968 | festive holiday hat | 3 |
| #1174 | festive sausage | 1 |
| #311 | fiery wing | 5 |
| #4 | filthy lucre | 3,303 |
| #1764 | fire | 1 |
| #82 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #16 | fishelada | 1,340 |
| #4 | fist turkey outline | 4 |
| #38 | fitness wristband | 11 |
| #7 | flan del mar | 39 |
| #4 | flapper floppers | 5 |
| #136 | flask flops | 3 |
| 🥇 | flask of mining oil | 3,281 |
| #14 | flask of tainted mining oil | 796 |
| 🥈 | flat cider | 111 |
| #5 | fleshy putty | 461 |
| #151 | floaty gravel | 1 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #416 | floaty pebbles | 1 |
| #90 | floaty rock | 1 |
| #711 | floaty sand | 8 |
| #7 | floral print shirt | 60 |
| #10 | flour cookie | 36 |
| #143 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| 🥇 | flyest of shirts | 637 |
| #10 | foetid seal tear | 314 |
| 🥉 | food mailing list | 1 |
| #49 | forbidden sausage | 8 |
| #13 | fossilized baboon skull | 38 |
| #17 | fossilized bat skull | 34 |
| #17 | fossilized demon skull | 32 |
| #45 | fossilized limb | 227 |
| #46 | fossilized serpent skull | 17 |
| #17 | fossilized spider skull | 28 |
| #34 | fossilized spike | 120 |
| #11 | fossilized spine | 133 |
| #85 | fossilized torso | 72 |
| #61 | fossilized wing | 63 |
| #28 | fossilized wyrm skull | 29 |
| #37 | freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini | 11 |
| #16 | freezerburned ice cube | 27 |
| #8 | french-fry grabber | 4 |
| #4 | fresh can of paint | 3 |
| #22 | frigid fudgepuck | 150 |
| 🥉 | fruit bat | 4 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #377 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #8 | fudge cube | 27 |
| #7 | fudge lily | 423 |
| #7 | fudge pocket square | 11 |
| #259 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #77 | fudgecule | 37,001 |
| #179 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #152 | fudgesicle | 2 |
| #12 | fumble formula | 7 |
| #12 | future drug: Coolscaline | 153 |
| #11 | future drug: Muscularactum | 161 |
| #13 | future drug: Smartinex | 151 |
| #7 | fuzzy polar bear ears | 4 |
| #202 | gamma nog | 1 |
| #121 | gauze hammock | 1 |
| #20 | gelatinous meat mass | 2 |
| #67 | ghost beer | 11 |
| #48 | ghost cucumber | 648 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #92 | ghostly dagger | 1 |
| #108 | ghostly pickling solution | 1 |
| #62 | giant diamond ring | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #135 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #172 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #134 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #163 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #132 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #120 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 2 |
| #78 | gift-a-pult | 5 |
| #38 | gilded BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #6 | gilded BRICKO chalice | 1 |
| #8 | gilded trumpet | 4 |
| #2189 | gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #2812 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #51 | gingerbread robot | 13 |
| #6 | gladiator tunica | 101 |
| #115 | glass of herbal tequila | 18 |
| #6 | glob of salty molasses | 952 |
| 🥇 | globe of Deep Sauce | 30,000 |
| #220 | gloomy black mushroom | 15 |
| #30 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 5 |
| #37 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 3 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #5 | glowing esca | 111 |
| #66 | glowing frisbee | 1 |
| #35 | gnashing teeth | 1 |
| #11 | gnawed-up dog bone | 6 |
| #116 | gold tooth | 4 |
| #6 | golden fleece | 70 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | golden ring | 5 |
| #67 | golden twig | 6 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #51 | gooified animal matter | 111 |
| #52 | gooified mineral matter | 111 |
| #55 | gooified vegetable matter | 111 |
| #61 | government | 2 |
| #28 | government booze shipment | 3 |
| #33 | government candy shipment | 3 |
| #5 | government cheese | 740 |
| #31 | government food shipment | 3 |
| #8 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 115 |
| #11 | grape troll doll | 5 |
| #1069 | gray bow tie | 3 |
| #60 | green and red bean | 222 |
| #36 | green clay bead | 406 |
| #180 | green drunki-bear | 2 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #8 | green gummi ingot | 2,642 |
| 🥈 | grey cube | 1,331 |
| #11 | grey gosling | 3 |
| #53 | grilled cheese sandwich | 1 |
| #50 | grip key | 4 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #8 | gummi bowtie | 11 |
| #138 | gummi canary | 2 |
| #103 | gummi salamander | 3 |
| #135 | gummi snake | 3 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #5 | gumshoes | 5 |
| #71 | guy made of bee pollen | 46 |
| #14 | gyroscope | 360 |
| 🥈 | hair of the calf | 150 |
| #5 | halibut | 113 |
| #13 | hambrosier | 101 |
| #77 | hamethyst bracelet | 3 |
| #177 | hamlet sandwich | 13 |
| 🥇 | hand of Mr. Cards | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #12 | handful of Boltsmann bearings | 64 |
| 🥉 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 37 |
| #12 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 11 |
| #578 | handful of confetti | 71 |
| #35 | handful of crafty noodles | 11 |
| #12 | handful of napalm | 9 |
| #21 | handful of numbers | 13 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #6 | haunted doghouse | 2 |
| #138 | hawk | 2 |
| #1680 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #6 | heart-shaped crate | 2 |
| #91 | heavy crown | 14 |
| #33 | hellion cube | 343 |
| #334 | hemp candy necklace | 2 |
| #58 | hep waders | 5 |
| #14 | hermedisiac cologne | 11 |
| #219 | herringcello | 42 |
| #40 | hibernating robot reindeer | 1 |
| #491 | hideous egg | 3 |
| #32 | high-energy mining laser | 43 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #17 | hobo nickel | 12,510 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #5 | homemade robot | 13 |
| #152 | hot daub | 1 |
| #71 | hot egg | 3 |
| #460 | hot wad | 1 |
| #13 | hot watered rum | 3,737 |
| #16 | house of twigs and spit | 3 |
| #33 | housekeeping automa-core | 2 |
| #19 | huge Crimbo cookie | 15 |
| #1025 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #19 | hyperinflated seal lung | 37 |
| #7 | iFlail | 5 |
| #516 | iGoogly | 37 |
| #4 | iShield | 5 |
| #9 | icing poncho | 3 |
| #1588 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #11 | imported lemon lozenge | 11 |
| #11 | impure gasoline | 252 |
| #7 | in-the-box spring shoes | 5 |
| #739 | incredibly creepy marionette | 3 |
| #7 | ink bladder | 690 |
| #18 | intact anemone spike | 555 |
| 🥇 | intriguing puzzle box | 512 |
| 🥈 | invisible bag | 175 |
| #7 | invisible potion | 111 |
| #1775 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| 🥉 | iron chain | 5 |
| #2793 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #624 | jar of swamp gas | 37 |
| #42 | java cookie | 11 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #68 | jerky coins | 348 |
| #103 | jive turkey leg | 30 |
| #34 | kelp-holly drape | 1 |
| #37 | kelp-holly gun | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2197 | killing feather | 11 |
| #655 | kite | 11 |
| #8 | kitten burglar | 3 |
| #375 | kiwi | 1 |
| #7 | kiwi beak | 301 |
| #565 | knuckle sandwich | 37 |
| #10 | kumquartz | 385 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #5 | lab-grown meat | 365 |
| #2880 | laser-broiled pear | 3 |
| #11 | latte lovers club card | 3 |
| #112 | law-abiding citizen cane | 3 |
| #10 | left bracket | 63 |
| #9 | left parenthesis | 290 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #141 | legitimate business on the beach | 23 |
| #1449 | length of string | 3 |
| #442 | lewd playing card | 5 |
| #15 | li'l orphan tot | 1 |
| #975 | licorice garrote | 3 |
| #11 | licorice root | 674 |
| #10 | liquid SONAR | 15 |
| #180 | liquid shifting time weirdness | 2 |
| #5 | little box of fireworks | 6 |
| #50 | live wire | 11 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #5 | loaf of alien bread | 87 |
| #9 | locked mumming trunk | 2 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #5 | lollipop cufflinks | 11 |
| #297 | lollipop stick | 201 |
| #340 | love song of naughty innuendo | 1 |
| #9 | lowercase a | 20 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| 🥉 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 31 |
| #58 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #95 | lunar isotope | 1,000 |
| #18 | machine elf capsule | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #7 | madius | 47 |
| #395 | magic whistle | 1 |
| 🥈 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 8,000 |
| #7 | magical ice cubes | 10,648 |
| #520 | marionette | 3 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #14 | marshmallow flambé | 22 |
| #45 | mass of wriggling tentacles | 1 |
| #79 | meat from yesterday | 42 |
| #128 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #149 | mime army rations | 2 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #152 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #141 | mime army wine | 2 |
| #8 | mime soul fragment | 970 |
| #81 | mimeplasm | 1 |
| #9 | mini kiwi egg | 5 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #303 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #5 | miniature goose mask | 4 |
| #205 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 3 |
| #31 | minin' dynamite | 85 |
| #16 | mint condition Lil' Doctor™ bag | 2 |
| #11 | mint condition magnifying glass | 2 |
| 🥉 | mint-in-box Powerful Glove | 3 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #107 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #20 | moist Crimbo spices | 557 |
| #28 | moist sack | 1 |
| #196 | molten brick | 57 |
| #1447 | monomolecular yo-yo | 6 |
| #569 | motivational poster | 7 |
| #8 | moveable feast | 3 |
| #403 | mulled cider | 2 |
| #10 | multi-level marzipan | 25 |
| #13 | mummified entombed cookbookbat | 3 |
| #71 | mummy costume | 101 |
| #5 | mutant cactus bud | 13 |
| #5 | mutant fire ant egg | 11 |
| #5 | mutant gila monster egg | 11 |
| #4 | mutant rattlesnake egg | 17 |
| #433 | mylar scout drone | 11 |
| #32 | mysterious chest | 2 |
| #1322 | nanite-infested candy cane | 7 |
| #350 | nanite-infested eggnog | 13 |
| #1022 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #1086 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #141 | nanofiber cloth | 47 |
| #89 | nastygeist | 21 |
| #8 | negative lump | 18,569 |
| #180 | night-vision goggles | 8 |
| #5 | ninjammies | 5 |
| #6 | non-aged vinegar | 417 |
| #79 | nugget of Crimbonium | 72 |
| #125 | nurse's hat | 1 |
| #59 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 14 |
| #18 | obnoxious riddle | 13 |
| #16 | ojo de pez burrito | 1,340 |
| #17 | oldcake | 15 |
| #2042 | oozenog | 2 |
| #90 | outlaw bandana | 5 |
| #136 | overloaded micro-reactor | 8 |
| #328 | oversized fish scaler | 11 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #86 | oyster egg balloon | 4 |
| #85 | pack of pogs | 204 |
| #9 | packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet | 4 |
| #12 | packaged Everfull Dart Holster | 5 |
| #9 | packaged June cleaver | 3 |
| #13 | packaged Jurassic Parka | 4 |
| #11 | packaged Pocket Professor | 2 |
| #11 | packaged Roman Candelabra | 5 |
| 🥉 | packaged SpinMaster™ lathe | 4 |
| #11 | packaged backup camera | 3 |
| #21 | packaged cold medicine cabinet | 3 |
| #14 | packaged familiar scrapbook | 2 |
| #6 | packaged industrial fire extinguisher | 3 |
| #5 | packaged knock-off retro superhero cape | 3 |
| #7 | packaged miniature crystal ball | 3 |
| #12 | packaged model train set | 4 |
| 🥇 | packet of dragon's teeth | 1 |
| #133 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| 🥉 | packet of pumpkin seeds | 1 |
| 🥇 | packet of winter seeds | 1 |
| #37 | pair of bolt cutters | 39 |
| #9 | pair of government shades | 121 |
| #141 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #67 | pair of twitching claws | 1 |
| #85 | panicked kernel | 1 |
| #9 | pantogram | 2 |
| #664 | paperclip | 37 |
| #198 | paranormal ricotta | 3 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #24 | passable elf mask | 72 |
| #1038 | patent leather shoes | 3 |
| #6 | peace turkey outline | 5 |
| #12 | pearidot | 278 |
| #257 | penguin focaccia bread | 39 |
| #1138 | penguin thesaurus | 3 |
| #43 | peppermint eel sauce | 424 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #32 | peppermint spine | 2 |
| #133 | peppermint tailings | 231 |
| #5 | peppermint-scented socks | 56 |
| #9 | percent sign | 166 |
| #74 | perfect ice cube | 8 |
| #76 | perl necklace | 5 |
| #8 | pet bad vibe | 2 |
| #1683 | pet rock | 3 |
| #28 | petit 4.1 | 23 |
| #17 | petit fortran | 24 |
| #155 | petrified time | 3 |
| #206 | petrified wood | 52 |
| #15 | phish stick | 69 |
| #89 | pile of gold coins | 37 |
| 🥈 | pine cone | 5 |
| #35 | pink clay bead | 744 |
| 🥉 | pink plastic baby | 246 |
| #142 | pitted sheet metal | 7 |
| #11 | pixel morning star | 7 |
| #98 | plaid cowboy hat | 3 |
| #11 | plain candy cane | 21 |
| 🥈 | plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 6 |
| #5 | plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 3 |
| 🥈 | plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 6 |
| #9 | plans for depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| 🥉 | plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask | 8 |
| #5 | plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards | 5 |
| 🥇 | plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 11 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #242 | plastic ingot | 11 |
| #6 | pocket ace | 57 |
| #131 | pocketwatch on a chain | 14 |
| #459 | poison pen | 4 |
| #8 | poisonsettia | 263 |
| #2126 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #5 | poncho de azucar | 4 |
| #206 | pool torpedo | 1 |
| #166 | porquoise bracelet | 2 |
| #14 | portable Mayo Clinic | 1 |
| #5 | portable Othello set | 5 |
| #141 | portable corkscrew | 37 |
| #11 | portable housekeeping robot | 1 |
| #408 | portable photocopier | 16 |
| #107 | portable table | 6 |
| #76 | possessed sugar cube | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #21 | potato alarm clock | 13 |
| #118 | potent potion of potency | 1 |
| #42 | potion of spiritual gunkifying | 1 |
| #22 | potted tea tree | 1 |
| #44 | powdered candy sushi set | 21 |
| #7 | powdered powdered sugar | 31 |
| #6 | power seed | 3 |
| #145 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #13 | prescription teeth whitener | 11 |
| #13 | primitive candy cane | 17 |
| #5 | projectile chemistry set | 371 |
| #84 | psychoanalytic jar | 3 |
| #19 | pteruges | 5 |
| #1293 | pulsing flesh | 2 |
| #129 | pumpkinhead mask | 69 |
| #40 | purple clay bead | 131 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #31 | quantum taco | 1,337 |
| #183 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 6 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #8 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 111 |
| #26 | radiation-resistant helmet | 50 |
| #7 | radiator heater shield | 40 |
| #49 | raffle prize box | 10 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #7 | raisin | 1,337 |
| #13 | ramekin of space nuts | 2 |
| #134 | rattler rattle | 6 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #35 | record of infuriating silence | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| #25 | record of menacing silence | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| #28 | record of tranquil silence | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #108 | red ale | 6 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #29 | red armband | 1 |
| #64 | red class ring | 378 |
| #161 | red drunki-bear | 2 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #9 | red gummi ingot | 2,643 |
| #15 | red plastic baby | 55 |
| 🥉 | red tulip | 143 |
| #4 | red-spotted snapper roe | 3 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #29 | ribbon candy ascot | 1 |
| #32 | ridiculous belt | 2 |
| #52 | ridiculous cocktail | 24 |
| #38 | ridiculous earring | 2 |
| #60 | ridiculous sandwich | 23 |
| #36 | ridiculous sunglasses | 2 |
| #10 | right parenthesis | 50 |
| #1450 | rigid carapace | 2 |
| #11 | roboduck-on-a-string | 87 |
| #309 | robotronic egg | 81 |
| #1007 | [2108]rock | 3 |
| #8 | rocket fuel | 56 |
| #2158 | rogue swarmer | 23 |
| #8 | rose | 17,555 |
| #7 | rotten tomato | 111 |
| 🥉 | rough fish scale | 1,340 |
| #359 | ruby on canes | 2 |
| #10 | rune-strewn spoon cocoon | 4 |
| #14 | runny fermented egg | 18 |
| #18 | runny icing | 581 |
| #96 | rusted-out shootin' iron | 2 |
| #14 | rusty diving helmet | 5 |
| #260 | sack lunch | 1 |
| #4 | salinated mint julep | 2,039 |
| #5 | salt plum | 4,628 |
| #4 | salt wages | 1,229 |
| #8 | salty gumdrop | 580 |
| #7 | sand dollar | 20,000 |
| #142 | sandwich of the gods | 18 |
| #2318 | sawblade fragment | 11 |
| #681 | scented massage oil | 1 |
| #79 | scintillating powder | 2 |
| #36 | scissor duck | 3 |
| #12 | scotch on the rocks | 111 |
| #5 | sea broccoli | 1,337 |
| #5 | sea cauliflower | 1,337 |
| 🥉 | sea persimmon | 1,337 |
| #9 | sea radish | 99 |
| #95 | seared dino steak | 1 |
| #124 | secret from the future | 1 |
| #30 | security automa-core | 3 |
| #5 | self-repairing earmuffs | 80 |
| #16 | sentient meat mass | 2 |
| #44 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 35 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #4 | sharpened hubcap | 39 |
| #134 | shimmering tendrils | 5 |
| #6 | shining star cap | 4 |
| #9 | shortest-order cook | 3 |
| #134 | shot of mescal | 13 |
| #5 | shrine to the Barrel god | 3 |
| #26 | shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog | 3 |
| #18 | shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo | 4 |
| #16 | silent beret | 4 |
| #7 | silent pea shooter | 344 |
| #22 | simple AI | 3 |
| 🥉 | sinistral homunculus | 3 |
| #14 | sleeping patriotic eagle | 5 |
| #23 | sleeping stocking | 42 |
| #88 | sleeve deuce | 75 |
| 🥇 | slime-covered club | 23 |
| 🥇 | slime-covered compass | 23 |
| 🥉 | slime-covered lantern | 2 |
| 🥇 | slime-covered necklace | 24 |
| 🥇 | slime-covered speargun | 28 |
| #355 | slow jam collection | 12 |
| #38 | smart watch | 11 |
| #278 | smoked potsherd | 1 |
| #128 | smoking grass | 711 |
| #29 | smoking talon | 2 |
| 🥈 | sneakeasies | 5 |
| 🥉 | snowpack | 4 |
| #475 | sock monkey | 5 |
| #42 | soggy elf shoes | 1 |
| #16 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 580 |
| #41 | soul coin | 1 |
| 🥈 | soul doorbell | 216 |
| #13 | soul knife | 2 |
| #35 | soul mask | 1 |
| #70 | soy cordial | 6 |
| #34 | space bar | 1 |
| #13 | space beast fur | 61 |
| #9 | space beast fur hat | 2 |
| #8 | space beast fur pants | 2 |
| #8 | space beast fur whip | 2 |
| #13 | space heater | 2 |
| #39 | space invader | 1 |
| #189 | space jam | 2 |
| #70 | space jam toast | 1 |
| #5 | space junk | 916 |
| #17 | space needle | 2 |
| 🥉 | space planula | 3 |
| #51 | space port | 3 |
| #130 | sparking robo-battery | 14 |
| #644 | spectral pickle | 12 |
| 🥉 | spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip | 1 |
| 🥈 | spirit bed | 42 |
| 🥇 | spirit blanket | 219 |
| #9 | spirit gum | 393 |
| #4 | spirit mattress | 139 |
| 🥇 | spirit pillow | 244 |
| 🥈 | spirit sheet | 169 |
| #197 | spooky bark | 91 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #124 | spooky lasso | 6 |
| #1561 | spooky length of string | 3 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #161 | spooky sap | 69 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1572 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1767 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #36 | spoonful of Linguine-Os | 11 |
| #103 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 11 |
| #25 | squirming egg sac | 631 |
| 🥇 | squirmy violent party snack | 649 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1709 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #121 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 7 |
| #122 | stale cheer wine | 7 |
| #31 | stapler bear | 3 |
| #21 | star key lime | 65 |
| #59 | stealth bomber | 1 |
| #1028 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| 🥉 | still grill | 3 |
| #138 | stink-penny | 21 |
| #41 | stone turtle | 3 |
| #5 | strange cube | 343 |
| #5 | strange helix fossil | 23 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #15 | strawberyl | 262 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #1551 | stringy sinew | 3 |
| #1831 | stuffed alien blob | 3 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #26 | stuffed gray blob | 1,009 |
| #13 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 690 |
| #8 | stuffed-shirt scarecrow | 4 |
| #2120 | stuffing | 2 |
| #43 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 389 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #151 | sucker scaffold | 76 |
| #30 | super-absorbent tarp | 5 |
| #8 | super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) | 581 |
| #12 | superheated fudge | 218 |
| #593 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #4 | suspicious package | 3 |
| #53 | sweet mochi ball | 45 |
| #37 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 14 |
| #4 | synthetic rock | 25 |
| #138 | synthetic stuffing | 108 |
| #39 | tangled mass of creepy pasta | 11 |
| #7 | tarnished bottlecap | 552 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #1316 | teddy bear | 3 |
| #1374 | teddy borg | 3 |
| #5 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 19 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #433 | theoretical string | 33 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| 🥉 | third ear | 110 |
| #169 | throbbing rage gland | 2 |
| #82 | throwing candy | 16 |
| #43 | throwing wrench | 48 |
| #7 | time shuriken | 5 |
| #9 | tin roof (rusted) | 1 |
| 🥈 | tinsel orb | 4 |
| 🥈 | tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker | 520 |
| #7 | tiny glowing red nose | 4 |
| #16 | tiny goth giant | 15 |
| #365 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 2 |
| #14 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 5 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #144 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 2 |
| #226 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 2 |
| #17 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 5 |
| #11 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 5 |
| #59 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 5 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #13 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 4 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 4 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 9 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #524 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 3 |
| #12 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 4 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #152 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 2 |
| #42 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 5 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #40 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 5 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 4 |
| #13 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 4 |
| #12 | tiny plastic Mirth | 4 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Penny | 4 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Toybot | 5 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 4 |
| #174 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 2 |
| #110 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #80 | tiny plastic animelf | 4 |
| #9 | tiny plastic chem lab | 5 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 5 |
| #16 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 4 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #233 | tiny plastic fax machine | 2 |
| #11 | tiny plastic food lab | 5 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #13 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 4 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #13 | tiny plastic nog lab | 5 |
| #20 | tiny plastic orphan | 5 |
| #12 | tiny plastic primary lab | 5 |
| #16 | tiny plastic reindeer | 5 |
| #14 | tiny plastic sea elf | 4 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 5 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #80 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #173 | tiny plastic trollipop | 2 |
| #42 | tiny plastic warbear | 5 |
| #36 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 5 |
| #14 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 5 |
| #16 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 4 |
| #93 | toast | 25,643 |
| #191 | toe jam | 2 |
| #58 | toe jam toast | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #821 | tooth | 4 |
| #1791 | toothsome rock | 3 |
| #1238 | top | 3 |
| #43 | tortoise's blessing | 225 |
| #8 | tourmalime | 312 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #222 | towel | 42 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #578 | toy crazy train | 15 |
| #90 | toy deathbot | 11 |
| #261 | toy hoverpad | 72 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #34 | toy maglev monorail | 23 |
| #496 | toy mercenary | 13 |
| #728 | toy ray gun | 11 |
| #77 | toy six-seater hovercraft | 1 |
| #37 | toy soldier | 27 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #97 | toy train | 16 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #19 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 50 |
| #188 | traffic jam | 2 |
| #60 | traffic jam toast | 1 |
| #1380 | tree-eating kite | 13 |
| #113 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 11 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #38 | trilobite fossil | 161 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #255 | tropical wrapping paper | 4 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #34 | twinkly wad | 70,000 |
| #1649 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #6 | twitching space egg | 5 |
| #4 | twitching time capsule | 189 |
| #26 | twitching trigger finger | 3 |
| 🥉 | undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella | 7 |
| #4 | undrilled cosmic bowling ball | 4 |
| #482 | unearthed potsherd | 1 |
| #4 | unidentifiable dried fruit | 111 |
| #9 | unidentified drink | 602 |
| #12 | universal biscuit | 256 |
| #148 | unlocked meat locker | 1 |
| #16 | unoccupied sheep suit | 3 |
| #6 | unopened Bird-a-Day calendar | 3 |
| #8 | unopened diabolic pizza cube box | 2 |
| #17 | unopened tiny stillsuit | 3 |
| #14 | unpowered Robortender | 1 |
| #91 | unquiet spirits | 21 |
| #6 | unsanitized scalpel | 52 |
| #1645 | unstable DNA | 12 |
| #2740 | unstable laser battery | 3 |
| #8 | untorn tearaway pants package | 5 |
| #12 | unused soap | 231 |
| #175 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 69 |
| #176 | vampire glitter | 2 |
| #44 | vampire pearl necklace | 1 |
| #7 | vampire pellet | 55 |
| #20 | vampyric cloake pattern | 2 |
| 🥉 | very large caltrop | 39 |
| #2066 | vibrating cyborg knife | 3 |
| #45 | vinegar | 655 |
| #27 | vinyl boots | 1 |
| #13 | viral DNA | 227 |
| #2756 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #485 | volcanic ash | 3 |
| #15 | voter registration form | 2 |
| #125 | wad of cotton | 22 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #77 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 84 |
| #13 | warbear badge | 15 |
| #13 | warbear battery | 116 |
| #24 | warbear bearserker mead | 23 |
| #5 | warbear bearserker potion | 186 |
| #320 | warbear beeping telegram | 3 |
| #23 | warbear blizzard mead | 24 |
| #292 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 1 |
| #306 | warbear drone assembler | 1 |
| #24 | warbear drone codes | 2 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #118 | warbear exo-arm | 2 |
| #25 | warbear feasting bread | 26 |
| #26 | warbear feasting mead | 22 |
| #164 | warbear gyro | 1 |
| #313 | warbear gyrocopter | 2 |
| #28 | warbear helm fragment | 147 |
| #13 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 78 |
| #124 | warbear laser beacon | 2 |
| #40 | warbear liquid lasers | 5 |
| #9 | warbear liquid overcoat | 210 |
| #247 | warbear metalworking primer | 4 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #47 | warbear officer requisition box | 19 |
| #311 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 3 |
| #15 | warbear rejuvenation potion | 20 |
| #89 | warbear requisition box | 70 |
| #298 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 3 |
| #431 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 1 |
| #297 | warbear soda machine assembler | 1 |
| #5 | warbear superpotion | 335 |
| #17 | warbear thermoregulator bread | 27 |
| #36 | warbear trouser fragment | 132 |
| #7 | warbear wardance potion | 208 |
| #17 | warbear warrior bread | 27 |
| #60 | warbear whosit | 3,944 |
| #252 | warehouse key | 1 |
| #23 | waterlogged cloth | 69 |
| #12 | waterlogged crate | 21 |
| #36 | waterlogged leather | 43 |
| #69 | waterlogged metal | 17 |
| #53 | waterlogged stuffing | 25 |
| #137 | waterlogged wood | 1 |
| #317 | wheel | 11 |
| #121 | whiskey in a broken glass | 18 |
| #12 | white Crimbo ball | 6,969 |
| #54 | white class ring | 266 |
| #5 | white earbuds | 5 |
| #4 | white tulip | 142 |
| #12 | willowy bonnet | 3 |
| #44 | wind-up meatcar | 276 |
| #102 | wine-soaked bone chips | 10 |
| #291 | witch hat | 3 |
| #78 | wolfman mask | 100 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #9 | wooly loincloth | 5 |
| 🥉 | world's most unappetizing beverage | 69 |
| #12 | wrapped candy cane sword cane | 5 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #82 | wriggling tentacle | 1 |
| #4 | wumpus hair | 1,120 |
| #10 | xo-skeleton-in-a-box | 2 |
| #5 | yabba dabba doo rag | 5 |
| #170 | yellow drunki-bear | 2 |
| #8 | yellow gummi ingot | 2,642 |
| #14 | yellow puck | 1 |
| 🥉 | yellow puck with a bow on it | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #12 | yule gruel | 3,737 |
| #14 | yule hatchet | 61 |
| #38 | yule pup | 4 |
| #39 | zombie dinosaur egg | 3 |