| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #435 | Argarggagarg's fang | 4 |
| #24 | Ass-Stompers of Violence | 1 |
| #530 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #2351 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #72 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 12 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #15 | Boxing Day care package | 2 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #237 | Chroner | 222 |
| #17 | Chroner trigger | 1 |
| #476 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #439 | Crimbo Credit | 4 |
| #1258 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbolex watch | 25 |
| #26 | Crimbomega drive chain | 3 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #359 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #134 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #141 | Crimbot battery | 10 |
| #3209 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #149 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 4 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #116 | Dreadsylvanian seed pod | 1 |
| #25 | Dreadsylvanian skeleton key | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #697 | Elder Turtle Shell | 4 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #42 | FantasyRealm membership packet | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #506 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #517 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #28 | Great Wolf's headband | 1 |
| #254 | Green Clover of Justice | 8 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1283 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #469 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| #32 | Kramco Industries packing carton | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #17 | Lens of Violence | 1 |
| #1570 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 13 |
| 🥉 | LyleCo Contractor's Manual | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #11 | Mer-kin gladiator mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin scholar mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 1 |
| #131 | Mer-kin sneakmask | 1 |
| #33 | Mer-kin thighguard | 1 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #167 | My First Art of War | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #15 | Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence | 1 |
| #865 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #15 | Pantaloons of Hatred | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #329 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 2 |
| #170 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #39 | Ring of Fire | 2 |
| #35 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 2 |
| #147 | Roman sadnals | 1 |
| #709 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #660 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 5 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Crown of Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| #18 | Thor's Pliers | 1 |
| #1202 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #658 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #839 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 4 |
| #18 | Time Cloak | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #37 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #69 | Xiblaxian 5D printer | 1 |
| #727 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #743 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 4 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #851 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
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| #1620 | astronaut pants | 2 |
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| #107 | banjo kazoo mount | 1 |
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| #72 | bauxite beret | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
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| #296 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #2969 | candy cane | 5 |
| #72 | centurion helmet | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #113 | choco-Crimbot | 15 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #145 | cold wad | 23 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #502 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #1560 | elven suicide capsule | 10 |
| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #110 | flask flops | 6 |
| #85 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #121 | fudge-shaped hole in space-time | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #592 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #221 | glacial sapphire | 3 |
| #153 | gladiator tunica | 1 |
| #935 | green clay bead | 2 |
| #540 | green glowstick | 3 |
| #149 | haiku katana | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #105 | handmade hobby horse | 2 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #799 | heart of the volcano | 7 |
| #132 | hep waders | 1 |
| #284 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #347 | hot wad | 5 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #9 | kerosene-soaked skip | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #86 | killing jar | 10 |
| #111 | law-abiding citizen cane | 3 |
| #162 | lawnmower blade | 1 |
| #181 | loadstone | 4 |
| #243 | lunar isotope | 34 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #125 | machetito | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #154 | madius | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #733 | mummy wrapping | 3 |
| #34 | neutron lollipop | 70 |
| #870 | night-vision goggles | 2 |
| #418 | nugget of Crimbonium | 1 |
| #1713 | obsidian dagger | 7 |
| #1162 | old sweatpants | 28 |
| #285 | oldcake | 1 |
| #495 | palm frond | 6 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #196 | peppermint sprout | 1 |
| #306 | peppermint tailings | 20 |
| #924 | pink clay bead | 2 |
| #71 | pixel orb | 1 |
| 🥇 | plastic vampire fangs | 1 |
| #223 | pointy red hat | 1 |
| #299 | primitive candy cane | 1 |
| #440 | prismatic wad | 1 |
| #71 | pteruges | 1 |
| #301 | radiation-resistant helmet | 1 |
| #137 | radiator heater shield | 1 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #137 | ruby on canes | 4 |
| #261 | runny fermented egg | 1 |
| #96 | rusted-out shootin' iron | 2 |
| #336 | s'more | 11 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #11 | sea mantle | 1 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #85 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #299 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #221 | shard of double-ice | 10 |
| #72 | sleaze wad | 101 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1360 | spectre scepter | 20 |
| #141 | spooky wad | 33 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1125 | stainless steel shillelagh | 4 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #1337 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #49 | stapler bear | 2 |
| #117 | stench wad | 91 |
| #44 | stick-on gnome beard | 16 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #74 | super-absorbent tarp | 2 |
| #295 | tawdry amethyst | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #15 | time-twitching toolbelt | 1 |
| #404 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 5 |
| #492 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 4 |
| #377 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #612 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 3 |
| #359 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 2 |
| #226 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 3 |
| #304 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 6 |
| #509 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #213 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 3 |
| #755 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #602 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #322 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 2 |
| #364 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 2 |
| #93 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 11 |
| #399 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 5 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #81 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 5 |
| #497 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 4 |
| #387 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 5 |
| #160 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 3 |
| #343 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 2 |
| #183 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 3 |
| #314 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 6 |
| #738 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 2 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #313 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 6 |
| #104 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 4 |
| #317 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 2 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #34 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 3 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 3 |
| #835 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 3 |
| #951 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #34 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 3 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #972 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #313 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 3 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #428 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #165 | tube sock | 3 |
| #351 | turtle pheromones | 9 |
| #57 | turtle wax helmet | 1 |
| #292 | twinkly wad | 732 |
| #310 | unearthly onyx | 2 |
| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #733 | useless powder | 104 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #436 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
| #370 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 2 |
| #111 | warbear whosit | 2,100 |
| #173 | wind-up Whatsian robot | 1 |
| #115 | wind-up navigation droid | 2 |
| #165 | wind-up owl | 1 |
| #133 | wind-up vampire teeth | 2 |
| #333 | wreath of laurels | 2 |