Captain Zen

RankItemQuantity
#2230Ancient Saucehelm1
#834Angelhair Culottes1
🥇Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy1
#439Argarggagarg's fang4
#25Ass-Stompers of Violence1
#534Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental2
#2353Baron von Ratsworth's monocle4
#72Bash-Ōs boxtop12
🥈Big Candy's tophat1
#908Bling of the New Wave1
#14Boxing Day care package2
#1118CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)1
#1009CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)1
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#1761CRIMBCO mug2
#1938CRIMBCO wine1
#1703CRIMBCOIDS mints3
#1190CRIMBCOLOAF4
#234Chroner222
#17Chroner trigger1
#476Claw of the Infernal Seal2
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#491Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket1
#481Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket1
#440Crimbo Credit4
#1261Crimbo peppermint bark2
#6Crimbolex watch25
#26Crimbomega drive chain3
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#361Crimbonium fuel rod1
#118Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision1
#135Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping1
#111Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency1
#140Crimbot battery10
#3211Crimbuck1
#150Danglin' Chad's loincloth4
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#115Dreadsylvanian seed pod1
#27Dreadsylvanian skeleton key1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#699Elder Turtle Shell4
#85Ellsbury's journal1
#41FantasyRealm membership packet1
🥈Fuzzby1
#508Galapagosian Cuisses2
#519Garter of the Turtle Poacher2
#440General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket1
#725Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob1
#30Great Wolf's headband1
#256Green Clover of Justice8
#1147Heimandatz's heart1
#1288Iron Beta of Industry2
#1287Jocko Homo's head1
#471Krakrox's Loincloth2
#30Kramco Industries packing carton1
#229Lead Zeta of Chastity1
#18Lens of Violence1
#1571Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet13
#4LyleCo Contractor's Manual1
#437Mace of the Tortoise1
#1985MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech1
#12Mer-kin gladiator mask1
#14Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece1
#14Mer-kin scholar mask1
#13Mer-kin scholar tailpiece1
#132Mer-kin sneakmask1
#34Mer-kin thighguard1
#85Mudflap-Girl Ring1
#171My First Art of War1
#726Newman's Own Trousers1
#17Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence1
#872Orange Star of Sacrifice2
#525Order of the Silver Wossname1
#16Pantaloons of Hatred1
#292Pasta Spoon of Peril1
#332Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket2
#168Rainbow's Gravity1
#40Ring of Fire2
#36Ring of the Sewer Snake2
#152Roman sadnals1
#715Safari Jack's moustache2
#661Scalp of Gorgolok5
#618Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags1
#153Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword1
#951Tales of a Kansas Toymaker1
#598The Art of Slapfighting1
#684The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones1
🥈The Crown of Ed the Undying1
#101The Ring1
#18Thor's Pliers1
#1206Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette2
#831Thwaitgold ant statuette1
#838Thwaitgold bookworm statuette1
#659Thwaitgold butterfly statuette2
#1414Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette1
#1946Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette1
#1813Thwaitgold maggot statuette1
#252Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette1
#626Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette1
#1304Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette1
#856Thwaitgold termite statuette4
#18Time Cloak1
🥇Time Lord Badge of Honor1
#39Time Lord Participation Mug1
🥇Trivial Avocations board game1
#915Volartta's bellbottoms1
#69Xiblaxian 5D printer1
#732Yakisoba's hat2
#745Yellow Moon of Compassion4
#1171Zinc Delta of Tranquility1
#109adhesive tape dolly1
#860adorable seal larva3
🥇all-year sucker1
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary pewter cape1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
🥈anniversary tiny latex mask1
#933antique record album1
#1619astronaut pants2
#3120badass belt14
#108banjo kazoo mount1
#2129barrrnacle1
#71bauxite beret1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#352can of CRIMBCOLA7
#299can of V-111
#144can-you-dig-it?1
#2969candy cane5
#78centurion helmet1
#1660cheap toaster1
#113choco-Crimbot15
#662circular CRIMBCOOKIE3
#144cold wad23
#883commemorative war stein1
#516depleted uranium seal figurine1
#504effluvious emerald1
#1560elven suicide capsule10
#2035fancy dress ball2
🥈festive warbear bank1
#1610flashing novelty button1
#111flask flops6
#84flyest of shirts1
#1454friendly cheez blob1
#123fudge-shaped hole in space-time1
#4737fuzzy dice1
#591fuzzy earmuffs1
#221glacial sapphire3
#157gladiator tunica1
#942green clay bead2
#539green glowstick3
#150haiku katana1
🥇hand-knitted Crimbo socks1
#105handmade hobby horse2
🥇hazardous sauce dosimeter1
🥇heart of dark chocolate1
#805heart of the volcano7
#134hep waders1
#283high-energy mining laser1
#347hot wad5
#1370incredibly creepy marionette1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#41jingle bell1
#9kerosene-soaked skip1
#1289killer rag doll1
#84killing jar10
#112law-abiding citizen cane3
#162lawnmower blade1
#186loadstone4
#246lunar isotope34
#1424macaroni duck1
#125machetito1
#1347mad scientist's sock monkey1
#156madius1
#107misfit hobby horse1
#730mummy wrapping3
#33neutron lollipop70
#868night-vision goggles2
#417nugget of Crimbonium1
#1708obsidian dagger7
#1167old sweatpants28
#288oldcake1
#495palm frond6
#102paperclip cape1
#98paperclip pants1
#90paperclip turban1
#1682passable elf mask1
#196peppermint sprout1
#309peppermint tailings20
#931pink clay bead2
#71pixel orb1
🥇plastic vampire fangs1
#224pointy red hat1
#300primitive candy cane1
#437prismatic wad1
#73pteruges1
#301radiation-resistant helmet1
#140radiator heater shield1
🥈red and green rain stick1
#136ruby on canes4
#263runny fermented egg1
#97rusted-out shootin' iron2
#340s'more11
#2416sandwich of the gods1
#11sea mantle1
#65sealhide belt1
#76sealhide buckler1
#68sealhide gloves1
#74sealhide hood1
#63sealhide leggings1
#68sealhide moccasins1
#86sealhide whip1
#299servo-assisted exo-pants1
#210set of jacks1
#220shard of double-ice10
#71sleaze wad101
#2845solid gold bowling ball1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#1367spectre scepter20
#141spooky wad33
#1729square CRIMBCOOKIE1
#1799stainless steel scarf1
#1128stainless steel shillelagh4
#1224stainless steel skullcap3
#1335stainless steel slacks3
#1862stainless steel solitaire1
#48stapler bear2
#116stench wad91
#46stick-on gnome beard16
#2012stuffed doppelshifter3
#269sucker bucket1
#256sucker hakama1
#219sucker kabuto1
#278sucker tachi1
#74super-absorbent tarp2
#295tawdry amethyst2
🥇time sleigh1
#16time-twitching toolbelt1
#406tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory5
#492tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer4
#380tiny die-cast Don Crimbo2
#613tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer3
#359tiny die-cast Father Crimbo2
#228tiny die-cast Father Crimborg3
#303tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer6
#510tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer4
#214tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg3
#758tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer2
#605tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer3
#324tiny die-cast Swiss hen2
#366tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo2
#94tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign11
#401tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer5
#592tiny die-cast blade a-spinning1
#81tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree5
#500tiny die-cast factory worker elf4
#390tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf5
#161tiny die-cast golden ring3
#344tiny die-cast goose a-laying2
#185tiny die-cast killing bird3
#316tiny die-cast middle-management elf6
#743tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf2
#581tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg1
#314tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf6
#105tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming4
#318tiny die-cast turtle mech2
#650tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#3990tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#65tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo1
#3933tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#3114tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#3177tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#3939tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3177tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#3079tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#61tiny plastic Café Elf1
#8192tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™1
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#86tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva1
#34tiny plastic Crimbomega3
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#87tiny plastic Crimborgatron1
#36tiny plastic Crimbot3
#837tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram2
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#3121tiny plastic Felonia1
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#3830tiny plastic G Imp1
#174tiny plastic GORM-81
#88tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej1
#3954tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3875tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#3910tiny plastic Hellion1
#3883tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#786tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker1
#168tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.1
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3958tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3872tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3911tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#3895tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#215tiny plastic MechaElf1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#3862tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#3871tiny plastic Protagonist1
#772tiny plastic Rene C. Corman1
#83tiny plastic Rudolph the Red1
#850tiny plastic Scream Queen2
#3906tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3892tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#91tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf1
#3062tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3066tiny plastic The Man1
#172tiny plastic Toybot1
#3927tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#238tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#3857tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#40tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart3
#953tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll2
#4022tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#8212tiny plastic angry goat1
#3943tiny plastic anime smiley1
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#3978tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#3979tiny plastic astronomer1
#8250tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8128tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#3964tiny plastic beanbat1
#4481tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8175tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3924tiny plastic blooper1
#3955tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3908tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#8095tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8221tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#3178tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#3911tiny plastic cubist bull1
#3937tiny plastic demoninja1
#4498tiny plastic disco bandit1
#3877tiny plastic drunk goat1
#35tiny plastic exo-suited miner3
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#3844tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3910tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#3921tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#3923tiny plastic fruit golem1
#8152tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8187tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8093tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#3903tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#974tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire2
#324tiny plastic golden gundam1
#3860tiny plastic goth giant1
#8059tiny plastic grue1
#3895tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#8128tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8069tiny plastic killer bee1
#3891tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#8201tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8102tiny plastic levitating potato1
#3838tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#8112tiny plastic mosquito1
#3995tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#57tiny plastic orphan1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#58tiny plastic reindeer1
#8101tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#3892tiny plastic scary clown1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#37tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit3
#3851tiny plastic senile lihc1
#822tiny plastic skeletal reindeer2
#3952tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#3838tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#8225tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#3937tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#8160tiny plastic stab bat1
#8137tiny plastic star starfish1
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#4038tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#3862tiny plastic taco cat1
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#3861tiny plastic topiary golem1
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#3842tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#192tiny plastic warbear1
#178tiny plastic warbear fortress1
#3873tiny plastic warwelf1
#3851tiny plastic whitesnake1
#55tiny plastic wild beaver1
#67toy Crimbot mega face1
#67toy Crimbot power glove1
#64toy Crimbot rocket legs1
#62toy Crimbot super fist1
#1868toy crazy train2
#2475toy ray gun1
#2262toy space helmet1
#431traditional Crimbo cookie1
#658triangular CRIMBCOOKIE3
#165tube sock3
#349turtle pheromones9
#57turtle wax helmet1
#294twinkly wad732
#313unearthly onyx2
#968untamable turtle2
#732useless powder104
#2525vampire duck-on-a-string1
#1821vertebra of the Bonerdagon1
🥇wand of fudge control1
#188warbear chemistry lab1
🥈warbear hoverbelt1
#435warbear metalworking primer1
#369warbear sequential gaiety distribution system2
#110warbear whosit2,100
#173wind-up Whatsian robot1
#118wind-up navigation droid2
#164wind-up owl1
#132wind-up vampire teeth2
#333wreath of laurels2

Wow, that's 4,373 items total!

what items are this player missing?