ChiOnGster

RankItemQuantity
#103A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 12
#130A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 22
#100A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 32
#87A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 42
#76A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 53
#100A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 62
#424Angry Farmer candy222
#40Bastille Battalion control rig crate1
#34Beach Comb Box1
#14Boxing Day care package2
#1057Bulky Buddy Box2
#1118CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)1
#1013CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)1
#1053CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)1
#104Carol of the Bulls1
#105Carol of the Hells1
#101Carol of the Thrills1
#689Corpse Island iced tea7
#350Crimbo wreath2
#87Crimbolex watch1
#1977Crimbuck42
#53Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit1
#218Frat Army FGF19
#613Hell ramen1
#347PADL Phone14
#40PirateRealm membership packet1
#24Sneaky Pete's leather jacket1
#24SongBoom™ BoomBox Box2
#221Warm Subject gift certificate696
#472Wolfman Nardz1
#4Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick1,004
#10Ye Olde Meade416
#6Ye Olde Medieval Insult793
#916Zu Mannkäse Dienen1
#418awful poetry journal254
#238battered Crimbo Crate52
#455beaten-up Chucks1
#363beer bomb57
#149beer bong27
#231beer helmet24
#223bejeweled pledge pin28
#499blue class ring4
#279boring spaghetti1
#221bottle opener belt buckle15
#70candy kneecapping stick22
#78candy knuckles21
#802cement sandals1
#211chaos butterfly1,338
#9chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli647
#580chocolate-covered scarab beetle1
#1774chunk of depleted Grimacite2
#259cold wad5
#697commemorative war stein3
#621corpse on the beach8
#854corpsedriver5
#636corpsetini8
#82cursed monkey glove1
#328dense meat stack629
#198distressed denim pants25
#476disturbing fanfic238
#542dusty Crimbo crate20
#416elven cellocello33
#656elven suicide capsule26
#301energy drink IV8
#55fancy chocolate car45
#413fancy seashell necklace5
#333furry fur266
#4giant artisanal rice peeler394
#165giant foam finger24
#5giant heirloom grape tomato527
#348giant needle120
#9giant turkey leg233
#307gingerbread house2
#192gnocchetti di Nietzsche3
#356heavy D188
#853herringcello22
#382hot wad3
#74in-the-box spring shoes1
#117jawbruiser17
#196keg shield17
#182kick-ass kicks19
#37latte lovers club card1
#97leftover Crimbo rations2
#42licorice garrote30
#32mint condition Lil' Doctor™ bag1
#108misfit dolly1
#107misfit hobby horse1
#109misfit teddy bear1
#491mulled cider1
#276mummy costume25
#1125night-vision goggles1
#372original G180
#16packaged Jurassic Parka3
#807pair of bolt cutters4
#20pantogram1
#1057passable elf mask5
#1339penguin focaccia bread13
#300perforated battle paddle11
#1108pet rock6
#367plastic Crimbo reindeer2
#335plot hole423
#622poison pen3
#254prismatic wad8
#101probability potion1,145
#94procrastination potion1,240
#292pumpkinhead mask25
#148purple corpsel2
#353red class ring29
#386sake bomb29
#244sleaze wad8
#353spaghetti with Skullheads1
#389spooky bark33
#348spooky sap25
#300spooky wad4
#95stinky hi mein10
#330string of Crimbo lights2
#117sturdy Crimbo crate160
#1222teddy borg4
#367thin black candle584
#1084throwing wrench4
#1276tiny house17
#56tiny plastic 11 Dealer9
#3989tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#756tiny plastic Axe Wound10
#448tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth10
#664tiny plastic Beelzebozo7
#395tiny plastic Black Knight17
#943tiny plastic Bonerdagon5
#777tiny plastic Boss Bat6
#1057tiny plastic Cheshire bat17
#55tiny plastic Crimbo Casino8
#1348tiny plastic Crimbo elf7
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#66tiny plastic Crimbomination7
#64tiny plastic Don Crimbo8
#1148tiny plastic Felonia4
#3829tiny plastic G Imp1
#3953tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3874tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#830tiny plastic Hellion9
#944tiny plastic Iiti Kitty8
#496tiny plastic Knob Goblin King9
#3957tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#2783tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl2
#477tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist15
#927tiny plastic Knott Yeti8
#790tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy9
#647tiny plastic Protagonist11
#903tiny plastic Spam Witch8
#723tiny plastic Spunky Princess10
#2056tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski2
#915tiny plastic The Man5
#834tiny plastic Trouser Snake9
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#752tiny plastic XXX pr0n10
#1794tiny plastic accordion thief3
#2857tiny plastic angry bugbear2
#6121tiny plastic angry goat2
#3942tiny plastic anime smiley1
#836tiny plastic apathetic lizardman9
#605tiny plastic astronomer12
#1218tiny plastic baby gravy fairy15
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#643tiny plastic beanbat11
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#2859tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball6
#331tiny plastic blooper20
#3954tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#733tiny plastic briefcase bat10
#1038tiny plastic cocoabo17
#1271tiny plastic coffee pixie14
#759tiny plastic conservationist hippy6
#653tiny plastic cubist bull11
#3936tiny plastic demoninja1
#1363tiny plastic disco bandit4
#3876tiny plastic drunk goat1
#2760tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus2
#593tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker12
#826tiny plastic fluffy bunny9
#628tiny plastic fruit golem11
#1212tiny plastic fuzzy dice15
#1526tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick12
#1126tiny plastic ghuol whelp16
#808tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers9
#3859tiny plastic goth giant1
#821tiny plastic grue21
#649tiny plastic handsome mariachi11
#2707tiny plastic hermit2
#1216tiny plastic howling balloon monkey15
#1964tiny plastic killer bee9
#602tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box12
#1641tiny plastic leprechaun11
#2012tiny plastic levitating potato9
#716tiny plastic lobsterfrogman10
#1123tiny plastic mosquito16
#868tiny plastic ninja snowman9
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#67tiny plastic protector spectre1
#1092tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime16
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#3891tiny plastic scary clown1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#923tiny plastic senile lihc8
#1246tiny plastic smarmy pirate6
#713tiny plastic spiny skelelton10
#1054tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton17
#967tiny plastic spooky vampire8
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#1517tiny plastic star starfish12
#52tiny plastic stocking mimic9
#568tiny plastic sweet nutcracker16
#437tiny plastic taco cat16
#575tiny plastic topiary golem12
#2659tiny plastic turtle tamer2
#1067tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni7
#3872tiny plastic warwelf1
#3850tiny plastic whitesnake1
#3846tiny plastic zmobie1
#2527toothsome rock1
#691twinkly wad34
#39vampyric cloake pattern1
#160war tongs20
#485white class ring12
#345wolf mask71
#290wolfman mask25

Wow, that's 13,593 items total!

what items are this player missing?