| #104 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 2 |
| #132 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 2 |
| #101 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 2 |
| #88 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 2 |
| #78 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 3 |
| #103 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 2 |
| #422 | Angry Farmer candy | 222 |
| #43 | Bastille Battalion control rig crate | 1 |
| #36 | Beach Comb Box | 1 |
| #15 | Boxing Day care package | 2 |
| #1057 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #105 | Carol of the Bulls | 1 |
| #104 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
| #100 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #688 | Corpse Island iced tea | 7 |
| #351 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #88 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
| #1975 | Crimbuck | 42 |
| #55 | Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit | 1 |
| #217 | Frat Army FGF | 19 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #345 | PADL Phone | 14 |
| #41 | PirateRealm membership packet | 1 |
| #24 | Sneaky Pete's leather jacket | 1 |
| #25 | SongBoom™ BoomBox Box | 2 |
| #221 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 696 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #4 | Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick | 1,004 |
| #10 | Ye Olde Meade | 416 |
| #6 | Ye Olde Medieval Insult | 793 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #419 | awful poetry journal | 254 |
| #238 | battered Crimbo Crate | 52 |
| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #359 | beer bomb | 57 |
| #147 | beer bong | 27 |
| #227 | beer helmet | 24 |
| #221 | bejeweled pledge pin | 28 |
| #493 | blue class ring | 4 |
| #278 | boring spaghetti | 1 |
| #221 | bottle opener belt buckle | 15 |
| #69 | candy kneecapping stick | 22 |
| #78 | candy knuckles | 21 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #211 | chaos butterfly | 1,338 |
| #9 | chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli | 647 |
| #579 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #1774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #260 | cold wad | 5 |
| #693 | commemorative war stein | 3 |
| #618 | corpse on the beach | 8 |
| #851 | corpsedriver | 5 |
| #634 | corpsetini | 8 |
| #80 | cursed monkey glove | 1 |
| #331 | dense meat stack | 629 |
| #196 | distressed denim pants | 25 |
| #476 | disturbing fanfic | 238 |
| #542 | dusty Crimbo crate | 20 |
| #413 | elven cellocello | 33 |
| #654 | elven suicide capsule | 26 |
| #299 | energy drink IV | 8 |
| #56 | fancy chocolate car | 45 |
| #411 | fancy seashell necklace | 5 |
| #333 | furry fur | 266 |
| #4 | giant artisanal rice peeler | 394 |
| #163 | giant foam finger | 24 |
| #5 | giant heirloom grape tomato | 527 |
| #347 | giant needle | 120 |
| #8 | giant turkey leg | 233 |
| #309 | gingerbread house | 2 |
| #192 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 3 |
| #356 | heavy D | 188 |
| #852 | herringcello | 22 |
| #382 | hot wad | 3 |
| #71 | in-the-box spring shoes | 1 |
| #117 | jawbruiser | 17 |
| #195 | keg shield | 17 |
| #180 | kick-ass kicks | 19 |
| #39 | latte lovers club card | 1 |
| #97 | leftover Crimbo rations | 2 |
| #42 | licorice garrote | 30 |
| #35 | mint condition Lil' Doctor™ bag | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #277 | mummy costume | 25 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #371 | original G | 180 |
| #16 | packaged Jurassic Parka | 3 |
| #807 | pair of bolt cutters | 4 |
| #18 | pantogram | 1 |
| #1056 | passable elf mask | 5 |
| #1339 | penguin focaccia bread | 13 |
| #299 | perforated battle paddle | 11 |
| #1109 | pet rock | 6 |
| #368 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #335 | plot hole | 423 |
| #623 | poison pen | 3 |
| #257 | prismatic wad | 8 |
| #101 | probability potion | 1,145 |
| #94 | procrastination potion | 1,240 |
| #295 | pumpkinhead mask | 25 |
| #147 | purple corpsel | 2 |
| #347 | red class ring | 29 |
| #385 | sake bomb | 29 |
| #244 | sleaze wad | 8 |
| #352 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 1 |
| #387 | spooky bark | 33 |
| #343 | spooky sap | 25 |
| #300 | spooky wad | 4 |
| #97 | stinky hi mein | 10 |
| #331 | string of Crimbo lights | 2 |
| #117 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 160 |
| #1222 | teddy borg | 4 |
| #367 | thin black candle | 584 |
| #1085 | throwing wrench | 4 |
| #1277 | tiny house | 17 |
| #57 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 9 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #755 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 10 |
| #446 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 10 |
| #663 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 7 |
| #395 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 17 |
| #942 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 5 |
| #776 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 6 |
| #1054 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 17 |
| #55 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 8 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 7 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #66 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 7 |
| #64 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 8 |
| #1146 | tiny plastic Felonia | 4 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #826 | tiny plastic Hellion | 9 |
| #941 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 8 |
| #496 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 9 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2780 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #476 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 15 |
| #924 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 8 |
| #787 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 9 |
| #647 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 11 |
| #901 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 8 |
| #721 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 10 |
| #2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #911 | tiny plastic The Man | 5 |
| #833 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 9 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #751 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 10 |
| #1791 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #835 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 9 |
| #605 | tiny plastic astronomer | 12 |
| #1213 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 15 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #641 | tiny plastic beanbat | 11 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 6 |
| #331 | tiny plastic blooper | 20 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #733 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 10 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 17 |
| #1269 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 14 |
| #757 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 6 |
| #652 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 11 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 4 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #591 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 12 |
| #827 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 9 |
| #627 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 11 |
| #1207 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 15 |
| #1524 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 12 |
| #1122 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 16 |
| #808 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 9 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #818 | tiny plastic grue | 21 |
| #647 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 11 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #1212 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 15 |
| #1960 | tiny plastic killer bee | 9 |
| #602 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 12 |
| #1637 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 11 |
| #2004 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 9 |
| #714 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 10 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic mosquito | 16 |
| #866 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 9 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #1087 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 16 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #920 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 8 |
| #1241 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 6 |
| #711 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 10 |
| #1049 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 17 |
| #965 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 8 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #1513 | tiny plastic star starfish | 12 |
| #52 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 9 |
| #568 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 16 |
| #435 | tiny plastic taco cat | 16 |
| #574 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 12 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #1063 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #689 | twinkly wad | 34 |
| #40 | vampyric cloake pattern | 1 |
| #158 | war tongs | 20 |
| #480 | white class ring | 12 |
| #344 | wolf mask | 71 |
| #291 | wolfman mask | 25 |