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Rank	Item	Quantity
#44	Überraschthexengebräu	14
#165	"DRINK ME" potion	224
#94	"KICK ME" sign	4
#15	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	214
#36	"caramel" orange	62
#70	"meat" stick	9
#19	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	41
#9	0	1
#5	1	1
#54	1,970 carat gold	43
#211	1-ball	31
#71	1.21 jigawatts	2
#43	1/6th Pound Cake	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#8	11-leaf clover	2,331
#25	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1,040
#15	18-picohertz resonator crystal	1
#48	1952 Mickey Mantle card	223
#119	2-ball	66
#34	20-lb can of rice and beans	6
#123	25-meat staff	1
#244	3-ball	24
#291	30669 scroll	33
#214	33398 scroll	100
#296	334 scroll	20
#168	37x37x37 puzzle cube	7
#262	4-ball	21
#39	4-d camera	10
#61	4-dimensional fez	3
#45	4-dimensional guitar	87
#51	4:20 bomb	5
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#201	5-ball	32
#64	5-hour acrimony	14
#201	6-ball	32
#263	64067 scroll	1
#219	668 scroll	5
#40	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	135
#200	7-ball	35
#50	7-inch discus	1
#334	8-ball	85
#64	8-billed baseball cap	1
#8	8-bit banana	152
#295	9-ball	3
#35	99.44% pure math	1
#309	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	3
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#246	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#278	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#99	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	2
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#66	A Guide to Burning Leaves	1
#16	A Light that Never Goes Out	24
#99	A muse-bouche	2
#173	A. W. O. L. commendation	39
#108	ASCII fu manchu	1
#32	ASCII shirt	112
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#53	Abyssal ember	2
#12	Accordion of Jordion	38
#23	Aerheads	3
#42	Affirmation Cookie	10
#54	Afternoon Delight	7
#134	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	1
#40	Aggressive Carrot	75
#31	Agitated Turkey	4
#8	Aiolion	2
#29	Aldebaran sardines	1
#110	Alewife™ Ale	18
#143	Alice's Army Alchemist	6
#137	Alice's Army Bowman	4
#108	Alice's Army Cleric	6
#92	Alice's Army Coward	7
#156	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#65	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#31	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#138	Alice's Army Guard	6
#169	Alice's Army Halberder	4
#164	Alice's Army Hammerman	2
#169	Alice's Army Horseman	2
#135	Alice's Army Lanceman	4
#145	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	6
#161	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#131	Alice's Army Ninja	7
#134	Alice's Army Nurse	7
#132	Alice's Army Page	7
#150	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	5
#132	Alice's Army Spearsman	7
#146	Alice's Army Swordsman	5
#133	Alice's Army Wallman	7
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#4	Amanitee	4
#78	Ambitious Turkey	7
#45	Amnesiac Ale	1
#104	Amulet of Yendor	197
#116	Ancient Protector Soda	4
#127	Ancient Saucehelm	12
#377	Angelhair Culottes	3
#463	Angry Farmer candy	195
#155	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	9
#170	Ankh of Badahnkadh	2
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#440	Argarggagarg's fang	4
#28	Arr, M80	1
#40	Arrow (+1)	2
#42	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	4
#51	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	3
#66	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	1
#64	Artist's Spatula of Despair	1
#63	Artist's Whisk of Misery	1
#267	Asleep in the Cemetery	6
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#158	Atomic Pop	3
#31	Aura Libre	5
#50	AutumnFest ale	2
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#57	Aye Aye	1
#5	Aye Aye, Captain	71
#10	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	22
#21	Azurite	1,399
#28	BACON	20,002
#442	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	2
#176	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	5
#43	BGE merchandise order form	71
#111	BGE pocket calendar	6
#526	BGE shotglass	16
#309	BGE temporary tattoo	3
#436	BGE tiny plastic toy	3
#51	BOOterfinger	6
#59	BOOtonniere	1
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#24	BRICKO bat	3
#299	BRICKO brick	119
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#24	BRICKO elephant	2
#370	BRICKO eye brick	6
#17	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#35	BRICKO hat	2
#16	BRICKO octopus	2
#40	BRICKO ooze	2
#25	BRICKO oyster	2
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#68	BRICKO pearl	3
#95	BRICKO reactor	2
#99	BRICKO stud	2
#33	BRICKO sword	2
#38	BRICKO turtle	2
#56	BROS Energy Drink	6
#63	BUBBLE GUM	4
#76	Baja sopapilla	8
#13	Bal-musette accordion	4
#378	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	3
#68	Bangyomaman battle juice	9
#308	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	2
#1173	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	10
#92	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	21
#287	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	9
#86	Barulio's bottle	5
#613	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#112	Bash-Ōs cereal	7
#36	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	5
#40	Bastille Battalion control rig crate	1
#34	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	4
#23	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	3
#79	Batfellow comic	1
#39	Battlie Light Saver	54
#34	Beach Comb Box	1
#31	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	1
#31	Beignet Milgranet	11
#43	Ben-Gal™ Balm	171
#78	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	2
#634	Better Than Cuddling Cake	2
#32	Bettie page	4
#40	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	11
#41	Big Punk	8
#407	Bit O' Ectoplasm	5
#23	Bit O' Quail Spleen	11
#13	BitterSweetTarts	1,177
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#138	Bjorn's Hammer	3
#20	Black Hole	8
#54	Black No. 2	266
#41	Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	1
#7	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	200
#102	Blackfly Chardonnay	85
#243	Blatantly Canadian	11
#173	Bling of the New Wave	7
#55	Blizzards I Have Died In	9
#80	Blood 'n' Plenty	6
#344	Blood Light	10
🥇	Bloodbath	1
#21	Bloody Nora	10
#14	Bluzzard	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#254	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#15	Boltsmann ID badge	3
#301	Bone's Farm "wine"	6
#157	Bonerdagon necklace	57
#35	Bonestabber	1
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#79	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	3
#141	Boozehounds Anonymous token	6
#59	Bordeaux Marteaux	3
#18	Boris's beer	2
#18	Boris's bread	1
#133	Boris's key lime	4
#33	Boris's key lime pie	52
#290	Boris's ring	6
#303	Boss Bat bling	11
#94	Boss Bat britches	103
#44	Boss Drops	23
#65	Boulevardier cocktail	5
#19	Bowl of Scorpions	104
#32	Bowlet	5
🥈	Boxing Day Pass	275
#33	Boxing Day care package	1
#14	Brain Food Pastaco	4
#64	Bram's choker	2
#7	Brandonian footlocker key	278
#61	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	2
#79	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	21
#15	Bright Water	17
#142	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	82
#64	Bruno's blessing of Mars	5
#7	Bugbearclaw Donut	176
#430	Bulky Buddy Box	7
#79	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	4
#35	Bustle Hustler	4
#12	Buttery Knob	13
#68	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	8
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#246	C.H.U.M. chum	2
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#84	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	8
#106	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	5
#35	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#110	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	5
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#47	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	8
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#42	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	9
#530	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#2097	CRIMBCO mug	1
#1463	CRIMBCO scrip	10
#1938	CRIMBCO wine	1
#363	CRIMBCOIDS mints	7
#1190	CRIMBCOLOAF	4
#78	CSA all-purpose soap	50
#44	CSA bravery badge	290
#68	CSA cheerfulness ration	147
#48	CSA discount card	352
#69	CSA fire-starting kit	347
#59	CSA obedience grenade	291
#56	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	322
#6	Caipiranha	58
#8	Cajun accordion	10
#19	Calzone of Legend	1
#71	Camp Scout pup tent	167
#14	Can of Spaghetto	3
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#26	Candicaine	13
#25	Candy Alexander	8
#10	Cantelope	2
#30	Carol of the Bulls	6
#24	Carol of the Hells	7
#31	Carol of the Thrills	6
#45	Carpathian longsword	45
#15	Carpricorn	1
#63	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#55	Celsius 233	1
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#16	Cement Mixer	10
#10	Centauri fish wine	13
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#19	Chakra Libre	8
#21	Champagne Shimmy	1
#100	Charity's choker	1
#48	Charleston Choo-Choo	1
#13	Charter: Nellyville	6
#133	Cheer-Up soda	3
🥇	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	1
#371	Cherry Cloaca Cola	2
#59	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	2
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#62	Chinese curse words	3
#65	Choco-Mint patty	5
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#54	Christmas ham	1
#40	Chroner	2,298
#23	Churchill	3
#50	Cinco Mayo Lager	6
#67	Citrus Crush wine cooler	2
#102	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	1
#113	Clara's bell	1
#478	Claw of the Infernal Seal	2
#23	Claybender glasses	34
#20	Climate Colada	3
#87	Cloaca Cola Polar	36
#1732	Cloaca grenade	1
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1154	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1487	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#757	Cloaca-Cola helmet	3
#904	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#611	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#46	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	52
#17	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	4
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#38	Codpiece of the Goblin King	80
#968	Colander of Em-er'il	3
#24	Cold Hots candy	12,885
#59	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	15
#48	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	34
#42	Comet Drop	3
#63	Comet Pop	4
#23	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	1
🥇	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	1
#7	Congressional Medal of Insanity	1
#81	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	15
#9	Convincing People You Can See The Future	3
#27	Cookbook of the Damned	17
#21	Cool Brunch Pastaco	2
#1370	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#47	Cornbeefadon	2
#75	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	18
#66	Corpse Island iced tea	59
#18	Covert Ops for Kids	8
#103	Cracklin' Oat Bran	2
#25	Crazymaker	11
#27	Crepes a la Lune	1
#57	Crimbeau de toilette	7
#24	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	118
#18	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	2
#20	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	2
#19	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	2
#36	Crimbo Factory surprise box	57
#91	Crimbo candied pecan	386
#104	Crimbo candle	2
#27	Crimbo cookie sheet	2
#112	Crimbo crystal shards	1
#109	Crimbo dinner	3
#106	Crimbo food scraps	51
#68	Crimbo fudge	514
#28	Crimbo paste	19
#103	Crimbo peppermint bark	283
#99	Crimbo pie	38
#37	Crimbo salad	11
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#17	Crimbo stockings	1
#34	Crimbo tattoo kit	4
#351	Crimbo wreath	2
#34	Crimbojito	14
#58	Crimbolex watch	2
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#308	Crimbonium fuel rod	2
#269	Crimbot battery	1
#473	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
#15	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	1
#246	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
#476	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	1
#248	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
#460	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	1
#364	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	1
#411	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	2
#473	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1
#366	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	1
#463	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	1
#253	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	1
#13	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	1
#58	Crimbough	1
#47	Crimbow Rainbo	1
#2022	Crimboween memo	2
#90	Crimboysters Rockefeller	4
#31	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	2
#118	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	2
#12	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	4
#204	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	2
#84	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	1
#22	Crimbuccaneer lantern	3
#72	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	1
#255	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	7
#36	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	4
#47	Crimbuccaneer runebone	1
#84	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	1
#11	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	8
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#98	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	4
#2648	Crimbuck	9
🥈	Crimbylow-rise jeans	10
#146	Crown of the Goblin King	127
#55	Cursed Punch	3
#4	Cycloney	3
#43	D roll	245
#47	DUFRESNE Suds	189
#39	Dad's brandy	3
#19	Daffy Taffy	7,811
#33	Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	5
#35	Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	4
#39	Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	3
#37	Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	3
#39	Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	5
#36	Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	4
#36	Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	2
#536	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#23	Dark & Starry	5
#71	Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	1
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#18	Deep Dish of Legend	1
#56	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	7
#71	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	5
#33	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	1
#254	Diet Cloaca Cola	4
#15	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	1
#23	Dinsey Whinskey	3
#22	Dinsey face paint	1
#17	Dinsey food-cone	4
#9	Dinsey tattoo kit	1
#14	Dinsey's glove	1
#346	Disco 'Fro Pick	8
#26	Disco Banjo	17
#38	Disgeist	4
#9	Dish of Clarified Butter	287
#81	Divine	14
#22	Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	3
#240	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	11
#272	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	34
#287	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	4
#18	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	20
#35	Doc's Fortifying Wine	1
#36	Doc's Limbering Wine	1
#24	Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	1
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#31	Doc's Smartifying Wine	2
#28	Doc's Special Reserve Wine	1
#68	Dogsgotnonoz pills	5
#212	Dolphin King's crown	21
#163	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	69
#51	Doublepunchplanter	1
#739	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	4
#28	Drac & Tan	8
#56	Dramatic™ range	31
#17	Drapes-You-Regally	1
#43	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	246
#16	Dreadsylvanian grimlet	2
#60	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	5
#20	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	2
#13	Dreadsylvanian stew	1
#11	Dressage	1
#16	Drip Institute petri dish	1
#33	Driplet	2
#84	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	2
#56	Drowsy Sword	218
#18	Drunk Uncles holo-record	1
#10	Drunken Astrophysicist	19
#6	Drunken Neurologist	24
#7	Drunken Philosopher	17
#29	Drunkula's silky pants	1
#10	Dump Truck	38
#35	Duskwalker fangs	25
#184	Duskwalker syringe	1
#76	Dust bunny	38
#63	Dweebisol™ inhaler	6
#106	Dyspepsi-Cola	762
#1000	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	2
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#673	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	2
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#579	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#12	EMD holo-record	1
#42	Earring of Fire	2
#27	Earth and Firewater	3
#31	Earth, Wind and Firewater	6
#54	Easter eggnog	1
#63	Easter grasshopper	1
#86	Eau de Guaneau	7
#399	Ecto-Cooler	2
#16	Effermint™ tablets	445
#32	Egnaro berry	1
#19	El Sombrero De Lopez	47
#21	El Vibrato power sphere	105
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#225	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	2
#125	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	5
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#158	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	2
#146	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	3
#129	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	2
#265	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	2
#297	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	2
#198	Elder Turtle Shell	10
#51	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	1
#25	Eldritch snap	4
#23	Electric Punch	1
#166	Elf Army machine parts	1
#63	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	72
#51	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	2
#28	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	6
#4	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	1
#32	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	3
#53	Elf Guard MPC	4,704
#15	Elf Guard broom	3
#54	Elf Guard clipboard	1
#74	Elf Guard commandeering gloves	2
#60	Elf Guard eyedrops	8
#16	Elf Guard fuel tank	4
#16	Elf Guard hangover cure	4
#15	Elf Guard honor present	14
#38	Elf Guard insignia (general)	3
#100	Elf Guard mouthknife	1
#101	Elf Guard payroll bag	2
#58	Elf Guard red and white beret	1
#87	Elf Guard safety bear	1
#56	Elf Guard squirtgun	1
#18	Elf Guard strategic map	5
#9	Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	8
🥇	Elf Guard war standard	1
#227	Elfin shortbread	4
#64	Elizabeth's paintbrush	2
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#269	Elmley shades	3
#84	Elvish delight	5
#15	Elvish underarmor	3
#39	En Una Fila Tequila	2
#82	Enchanted Flyswatter	3
#51	Enchanted Plunger	8
#25	Energy Buzz Pastaco	1
#242	Ent cider	48
#17	Event Horizon	12
#31	Everlasting Deckswabber	44
#25	Every Day is Like This Sundae	6
#31	Extra-slimy Slimosa	2
#22	Eye Agate	898
#6	Eye and a Twist	472
#125	FDKOL commendation	6,086
#31	FDKOL fire hose	1
#77	FDKOL hotcakes	106
#29	Fabiotion	3
#16	Falcon™ Maltese Liquor	11
#121	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#25	Fantasma en la Máquina	132
#48	FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	36
#51	FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	35
#63	FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	36
#15	FantasyRealm guest pass	1
#42	FantasyRealm key	1
#12	FantasyRealm mead	1
#17	FantasyRealm membership packet	2
#4	FantasyRealm tattoo kit	1
#11	FantasyRealm turkey leg	1
#43	Fauna Libre	2
#5	Faux	4
#8	Feliz Navidad	11
#242	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	47
#78	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	12
#25	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	7
#27	Finnish Fish	4
#32	Firewater	3
#120	Fitspiration™ poster	7
#23	Flag by the Foot™	1
#37	Flamin' Whatshisname	22
#6	Flaming Caipiranha	74
#26	Flaming Knob	8
#76	Flaming Mohobo	1
#27	Flaming Sazerorc	6
#31	Flan in the Moon	1
#27	Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory	1
#19	Fleshazole™	2
#89	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	1
#8	Flying Caipiranha	15
#53	Fog Murderer	5
#30	Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	2
#162	Frat Army FGF	31
#107	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	2
#248	Freddy Kruegerand	1
#49	French bronilla brogurt	1
#49	Friendliness Beverage	210
#31	Friendly Turkey	4
#58	Frigid Northern Beans	2
#168	Frogade	2
#32	Fromage Pinotage	7
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#42	Frosty's frosty mug	51
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#87	Fu Manchu Wax	4
#95	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	5
#47	Fudgie Roll	8
#168	FunFunds™	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#41	Fuzzy Tentacle	2
#39	GOTO	85
#20	Gabarbar	1
#46	Gaia beads	120
#117	Galapagosian Cuisses	8
#179	Game Grid ticket	25
#34	Game Grid token	941
#114	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	14
#119	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	8
#16	Gathered Meat-Clip	14,039
#17	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	17
#140	Gearhead Goo	2
#125	Genalen™ Bottle	30
#25	Gene Tonic: Beast	2
#21	Gene Tonic: Constellation	3
#20	Gene Tonic: Construct	2
#15	Gene Tonic: Demon	2
#25	Gene Tonic: Dude	2
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#39	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	1,304
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#32	virgin jello shot	2
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#89	vorpal blade	125
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#138	warbear bearserker mead	2
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#64	warbear beeping telegram	17
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#254	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	3
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#23	warbear jackhammer drill press	6
#200	warbear laser beacon	1
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#273	warbear liquid overcoat	1
#54	warbear metalworking primer	17
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#103	warbear officer requisition box	7
#31	warbear oil pan	6
#61	warbear procedural hilarity drone	16
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#137	warbear requisition box	38
#23	warbear robo-camouflage unit	33
#91	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	12
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#175	warbear wardance potion	8
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#26	wet venom duct	21
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#15	wild honey pie	2
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#5	willyweed	431
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#33	witty rapier	486
#22	woim	2
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#329	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	3
#63	wrench bracelet	54
#73	wrestling mask	1
#64	wriggling severed nose	2
#137	wriggling worm	1
#78	wristwatch of the white knight	1
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🥇	wrought-iron waders	14
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#11	wumpus-hair sweater	1
#90	wussiness potion	274
#57	x-ray mirror	3
#111	x-ray specs	191
#18	xo-skeleton-in-a-box	1
#32	yabba dabba doo rag	1
#24	yak anorak	34
#26	yak skin	272
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#118	yak whip	1
#109	yakskin buckler	1
#81	yakskin kilt	1
#106	yakskin pants	1
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#9	yam burrito	1
#181	yam candy	1
#11	yam martini	1
#12	yam mayo	1
#14	yam slider	1
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#60	yellow brick road	25
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#58	yellow candygram	40
#62	yellow drunki-bear	12
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#49	yellow matter custard	3
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#39	yellow rocket	1
#25	yellow seashell	345
#140	yellow snowcone	194
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#205	yeti fur	1,287
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#26	yohohoyo	245
#128	yule gruel	5
#48	yule hatchet	13
#38	yule pup	4
#168	yummy death watch beetle	2
#51	zen motorcycle	1
#34	zombie	11
#188	zombie hollandaise	1
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 1,251,103 items total!

what items are this player missing?