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testostronaut

Rank	Item	Quantity
#43	Überraschthexengebräu	14
#165	"DRINK ME" potion	224
#90	"KICK ME" sign	3
#16	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	214
#36	"caramel" orange	62
#69	"meat" stick	9
#18	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	41
#51	1,970 carat gold	43
#207	1-ball	31
#71	1.21 jigawatts	2
#43	1/6th Pound Cake	1
#71	100-Watt bulb	1
#14	11-leaf clover	833
#25	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1,040
#14	18-picohertz resonator crystal	1
#46	1952 Mickey Mantle card	217
#118	2-ball	66
#30	20-lb can of rice and beans	6
#123	25-meat staff	1
#240	3-ball	24
#291	30669 scroll	33
#214	33398 scroll	100
#296	334 scroll	20
#170	37x37x37 puzzle cube	7
#259	4-ball	21
#39	4-d camera	10
#59	4-dimensional fez	3
#44	4-dimensional guitar	87
#51	4:20 bomb	5
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#198	5-ball	32
#63	5-hour acrimony	14
#197	6-ball	32
#262	64067 scroll	1
#219	668 scroll	5
#39	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	135
#196	7-ball	35
#50	7-inch discus	1
#328	8-ball	85
#64	8-billed baseball cap	1
#7	8-bit banana	152
#290	9-ball	3
#34	99.44% pure math	1
#306	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	3
#22	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#248	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#280	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#101	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	2
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#71	A Guide to Burning Leaves	1
#16	A Light that Never Goes Out	24
#98	A muse-bouche	2
#173	A. W. O. L. commendation	39
#105	ASCII fu manchu	1
#32	ASCII shirt	112
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#52	Abyssal ember	2
#12	Accordion of Jordion	38
#21	Aerheads	3
#42	Affirmation Cookie	10
#52	Afternoon Delight	7
#38	Aggressive Carrot	72
#28	Agitated Turkey	4
#8	Aiolion	2
#29	Aldebaran sardines	1
#109	Alewife™ Ale	18
#137	Alice's Army Alchemist	6
#131	Alice's Army Bowman	4
#103	Alice's Army Cleric	6
#88	Alice's Army Coward	7
#151	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#65	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#29	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#132	Alice's Army Guard	6
#164	Alice's Army Halberder	4
#158	Alice's Army Hammerman	2
#160	Alice's Army Horseman	2
#129	Alice's Army Lanceman	4
#138	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	6
#158	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#125	Alice's Army Ninja	7
#129	Alice's Army Nurse	7
#126	Alice's Army Page	7
#144	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	5
#126	Alice's Army Spearsman	7
#140	Alice's Army Swordsman	5
#128	Alice's Army Wallman	7
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#4	Amanitee	4
#76	Ambitious Turkey	7
#43	Amnesiac Ale	1
#102	Amulet of Yendor	197
#117	Ancient Protector Soda	4
#125	Ancient Saucehelm	12
#377	Angelhair Culottes	3
#461	Angry Farmer candy	195
#154	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	9
#170	Ankh of Badahnkadh	2
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#433	Argarggagarg's fang	4
#26	Arr, M80	1
#36	Arrow (+1)	2
#41	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	4
#50	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	3
#63	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	1
#61	Artist's Spatula of Despair	1
#58	Artist's Whisk of Misery	1
#266	Asleep in the Cemetery	6
#438	Atomic Comic	1
#156	Atomic Pop	3
#30	Aura Libre	5
#46	AutumnFest ale	2
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#55	Aye Aye	1
#4	Aye Aye, Captain	71
#10	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	22
#17	Azurite	760
#30	BACON	20,002
#441	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	2
#175	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	5
#43	BGE merchandise order form	71
#111	BGE pocket calendar	6
#524	BGE shotglass	16
#307	BGE temporary tattoo	3
#436	BGE tiny plastic toy	3
#49	BOOterfinger	6
#57	BOOtonniere	1
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#25	BRICKO bat	3
#300	BRICKO brick	113
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#369	BRICKO eye brick	6
#19	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#34	BRICKO hat	2
#17	BRICKO octopus	2
#41	BRICKO ooze	2
#26	BRICKO oyster	2
#64	BRICKO pants	1
#66	BRICKO pearl	3
#96	BRICKO reactor	2
#108	BRICKO stud	1
#32	BRICKO sword	2
#39	BRICKO turtle	2
#55	BROS Energy Drink	6
#82	BUBBLE GUM	1
#76	Baja sopapilla	8
#12	Bal-musette accordion	4
#375	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	3
#85	Bangyomaman battle juice	5
#309	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	2
#1167	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	10
#94	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	21
#285	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	9
#85	Barulio's bottle	5
#615	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#110	Bash-Ōs cereal	7
#35	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	5
#41	Bastille Battalion control rig crate	1
#34	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	4
#21	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	3
#78	Batfellow comic	1
#39	Battlie Light Saver	54
#36	Beach Comb Box	1
#29	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	1
#30	Beignet Milgranet	11
#43	Ben-Gal™ Balm	171
#76	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	2
#633	Better Than Cuddling Cake	2
#32	Bettie page	4
#40	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	11
#41	Big Punk	8
#406	Bit O' Ectoplasm	5
#22	Bit O' Quail Spleen	11
#13	BitterSweetTarts	1,177
#49	BittyCar HotCar	1
#38	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#136	Bjorn's Hammer	3
#20	Black Hole	8
#54	Black No. 2	266
#20	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	2
#102	Blackfly Chardonnay	85
#242	Blatantly Canadian	11
#171	Bling of the New Wave	7
#54	Blizzards I Have Died In	9
#80	Blood 'n' Plenty	6
#344	Blood Light	10
🥇	Bloodbath	1
#19	Bloody Nora	10
#13	Bluzzard	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#254	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#16	Boltsmann ID badge	3
#300	Bone's Farm "wine"	6
#159	Bonerdagon necklace	57
#36	Bonestabber	1
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#70	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	4
#141	Boozehounds Anonymous token	6
#57	Bordeaux Marteaux	3
#15	Boris's beer	2
#16	Boris's bread	1
#132	Boris's key lime	4
#33	Boris's key lime pie	52
#290	Boris's ring	6
#302	Boss Bat bling	11
#94	Boss Bat britches	103
#44	Boss Drops	23
#63	Boulevardier cocktail	5
#19	Bowl of Scorpions	104
#31	Bowlet	5
🥉	Boxing Day Pass	235
#34	Boxing Day care package	1
#14	Brain Food Pastaco	4
#62	Bram's choker	2
#60	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	2
#79	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	21
#15	Bright Water	17
#141	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	82
#61	Bruno's blessing of Mars	5
#6	Bugbearclaw Donut	176
#432	Bulky Buddy Box	7
#75	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	4
#35	Bustle Hustler	4
#12	Buttery Knob	13
#68	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	8
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#247	C.H.U.M. chum	2
#587	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#85	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	8
#107	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	5
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#111	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	5
#35	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#48	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	8
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#43	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	9
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#2098	CRIMBCO mug	1
#1465	CRIMBCO scrip	10
#1937	CRIMBCO wine	1
#362	CRIMBCOIDS mints	7
#1190	CRIMBCOLOAF	4
#78	CSA all-purpose soap	50
#44	CSA bravery badge	290
#68	CSA cheerfulness ration	147
#48	CSA discount card	352
#68	CSA fire-starting kit	347
#59	CSA obedience grenade	291
#56	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	322
#5	Caipiranha	58
#7	Cajun accordion	10
#19	Calzone of Legend	1
#71	Camp Scout pup tent	167
#14	Can of Spaghetto	3
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#26	Candicaine	13
#23	Candy Alexander	8
#9	Cantelope	2
#30	Carol of the Bulls	6
#24	Carol of the Hells	7
#31	Carol of the Thrills	6
#46	Carpathian longsword	45
#15	Carpricorn	1
#61	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#54	Celsius 233	1
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#16	Cement Mixer	10
#10	Centauri fish wine	13
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#311	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#18	Chakra Libre	8
#18	Champagne Shimmy	1
#100	Charity's choker	1
#42	Charleston Choo-Choo	1
#20	Charter: Nellyville	2
#132	Cheer-Up soda	3
🥇	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	1
#369	Cherry Cloaca Cola	2
#59	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	2
#50	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#60	Chinese curse words	3
#62	Choco-Mint patty	5
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#290	Chroner	126
#23	Churchill	3
#50	Cinco Mayo Lager	6
#67	Citrus Crush wine cooler	2
#74	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	1
#112	Clara's bell	1
#475	Claw of the Infernal Seal	2
#22	Claybender glasses	34
#20	Climate Colada	3
#86	Cloaca Cola Polar	36
#1728	Cloaca grenade	1
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1151	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1486	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#755	Cloaca-Cola helmet	3
#904	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#1425	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#610	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#44	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	52
#30	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	3
#280	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#37	Codpiece of the Goblin King	80
#967	Colander of Em-er'il	3
#24	Cold Hots candy	12,885
#59	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	15
#48	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	34
#41	Comet Drop	3
#65	Comet Pop	4
#22	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	1
🥇	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	1
#80	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	15
#9	Convincing People You Can See The Future	3
#27	Cookbook of the Damned	17
#21	Cool Brunch Pastaco	2
#1366	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#47	Cornbeefadon	2
#75	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	18
#65	Corpse Island iced tea	59
#25	Crazymaker	11
#27	Crepes a la Lune	1
#56	Crimbeau de toilette	7
#26	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	110
#18	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	2
#21	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	2
#19	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	2
#34	Crimbo Factory surprise box	57
#89	Crimbo candied pecan	386
#104	Crimbo candle	2
#25	Crimbo cookie sheet	2
#106	Crimbo crystal shards	1
#106	Crimbo dinner	3
#103	Crimbo food scraps	51
#67	Crimbo fudge	514
#27	Crimbo paste	19
#103	Crimbo peppermint bark	283
#98	Crimbo pie	38
#37	Crimbo salad	11
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#16	Crimbo stockings	1
#35	Crimbo tattoo kit	4
#351	Crimbo wreath	2
#34	Crimbojito	14
#58	Crimbolex watch	2
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#305	Crimbonium fuel rod	2
#268	Crimbot battery	1
#472	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
#15	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	1
#210	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	1
#247	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
#475	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	1
#248	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
#460	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	1
#363	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	1
#409	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	2
#473	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1
#367	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	1
#462	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	1
#254	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	1
#13	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	1
#59	Crimbough	1
#42	Crimbow Rainbo	1
#2023	Crimboween memo	2
#89	Crimboysters Rockefeller	4
#30	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	2
#101	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	2
#13	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	4
#168	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	2
#72	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	1
#22	Crimbuccaneer lantern	3
#66	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	1
#194	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	7
#35	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	4
#46	Crimbuccaneer runebone	1
#117	Crimbuccaneer shirt	1
#78	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	1
#13	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	8
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#88	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	4
#2634	Crimbuck	9
🥈	Crimbylow-rise jeans	10
#144	Crown of the Goblin King	127
#55	Cursed Punch	3
#4	Cycloney	3
#42	D roll	245
#47	DUFRESNE Suds	189
#38	Dad's brandy	3
#19	Daffy Taffy	7,811
#32	Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	5
#33	Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	4
#36	Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	3
#34	Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	3
#35	Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	5
#34	Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	4
#34	Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	2
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#23	Dark & Starry	5
#79	Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	1
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#17	Deep Dish of Legend	1
#58	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	7
#66	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	5
#31	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	1
#254	Diet Cloaca Cola	4
#13	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	1
#21	Dinsey Whinskey	3
#21	Dinsey face paint	1
#15	Dinsey food-cone	4
#8	Dinsey tattoo kit	1
#14	Dinsey's glove	1
#344	Disco 'Fro Pick	8
#26	Disco Banjo	17
#39	Disgeist	4
#9	Dish of Clarified Butter	287
#80	Divine	14
#18	Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	3
#240	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	11
#272	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	34
#288	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	4
#18	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	20
#34	Doc's Fortifying Wine	1
#34	Doc's Limbering Wine	1
#21	Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	1
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#31	Doc's Smartifying Wine	2
#23	Doc's Special Reserve Wine	1
#67	Dogsgotnonoz pills	5
#211	Dolphin King's crown	21
#163	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	69
#50	Doublepunchplanter	1
#737	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	4
#27	Drac & Tan	8
#56	Dramatic™ range	31
#16	Drapes-You-Regally	1
#42	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	244
#25	Dreadsylvanian grimlet	1
#59	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	5
#19	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	2
#13	Dreadsylvanian stew	1
#11	Dressage	1
#16	Drip Institute petri dish	1
#31	Driplet	2
#82	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	2
#56	Drowsy Sword	218
#19	Drunk Uncles holo-record	1
#8	Drunken Astrophysicist	19
#5	Drunken Neurologist	24
#7	Drunken Philosopher	17
#26	Drunkula's silky pants	1
#9	Dump Truck	38
#35	Duskwalker fangs	25
#182	Duskwalker syringe	1
#75	Dust bunny	38
#86	Dweebisol™ inhaler	1
#105	Dyspepsi-Cola	762
#998	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	2
#1415	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#672	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	2
#1375	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#12	EMD holo-record	1
#42	Earring of Fire	2
#26	Earth and Firewater	3
#31	Earth, Wind and Firewater	6
#85	Eau de Guaneau	7
#396	Ecto-Cooler	2
#16	Effermint™ tablets	445
#30	Egnaro berry	1
#19	El Sombrero De Lopez	47
#21	El Vibrato power sphere	105
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#221	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	2
#124	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	5
#214	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#156	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	2
#142	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	3
#127	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	2
#264	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	2
#295	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#223	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	2
#198	Elder Turtle Shell	10
#52	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	1
#25	Eldritch snap	4
#18	Electric Punch	1
#141	Elf Army machine parts	1
#61	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	72
#49	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	2
#29	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	6
🥈	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	1
#31	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	3
#54	Elf Guard MPC	4,704
#14	Elf Guard broom	3
#51	Elf Guard clipboard	1
#66	Elf Guard commandeering gloves	2
#56	Elf Guard eyedrops	8
#18	Elf Guard fuel tank	4
#14	Elf Guard hangover cure	4
#16	Elf Guard honor present	14
#40	Elf Guard insignia (general)	3
#90	Elf Guard mouthknife	1
#85	Elf Guard payroll bag	2
#53	Elf Guard red and white beret	1
#82	Elf Guard safety bear	1
#45	Elf Guard squirtgun	1
#18	Elf Guard strategic map	5
#11	Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	8
🥇	Elf Guard war standard	1
#227	Elfin shortbread	4
#61	Elizabeth's paintbrush	2
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#269	Elmley shades	3
#84	Elvish delight	5
#16	Elvish underarmor	3
#39	En Una Fila Tequila	2
#77	Enchanted Plunger	4
#22	Energy Buzz Pastaco	1
#241	Ent cider	48
#17	Event Horizon	12
#31	Everlasting Deckswabber	44
#25	Every Day is Like This Sundae	6
#30	Extra-slimy Slimosa	2
#25	Eye Agate	226
#6	Eye and a Twist	472
#21	FDKOL commendation	20,086
#76	FDKOL hotcakes	107
#29	Fabiotion	3
#15	Falcon™ Maltese Liquor	11
#118	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#25	Fantasma en la Máquina	132
#45	FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	36
#49	FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	35
#61	FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	36
#15	FantasyRealm guest pass	1
#42	FantasyRealm key	1
#11	FantasyRealm mead	1
#18	FantasyRealm membership packet	2
#4	FantasyRealm tattoo kit	1
#10	FantasyRealm turkey leg	1
#42	Fauna Libre	2
#5	Faux	4
#8	Feliz Navidad	11
#242	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	47
#78	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	12
#29	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	5
#22	Finnish Fish	4
#31	Firewater	3
#140	Fitspiration™ poster	3
#18	Flag by the Foot™	1
#36	Flamin' Whatshisname	22
#6	Flaming Caipiranha	74
#26	Flaming Knob	8
#75	Flaming Mohobo	1
#25	Flaming Sazerorc	6
#30	Flan in the Moon	1
#24	Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory	1
#18	Fleshazole™	2
#92	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	1
#8	Flying Caipiranha	15
#52	Fog Murderer	5
#30	Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	2
#161	Frat Army FGF	31
#103	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	2
#242	Freddy Kruegerand	1
#48	French bronilla brogurt	1
#48	Friendliness Beverage	210
#30	Friendly Turkey	4
#54	Frigid Northern Beans	2
#168	Frogade	2
#30	Fromage Pinotage	7
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#42	Frosty's frosty mug	51
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#114	Fu Manchu Wax	2
#94	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	5
#47	Fudgie Roll	8
#167	FunFunds™	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#40	Fuzzy Tentacle	2
#38	GOTO	85
#20	Gabarbar	1
#46	Gaia beads	120
#117	Galapagosian Cuisses	8
#176	Game Grid ticket	25
#34	Game Grid token	941
#111	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	14
#119	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	8
#19	Gathered Meat-Clip	12,981
#16	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	17
#140	Gearhead Goo	2
#125	Genalen™ Bottle	30
#23	Gene Tonic: Beast	2
#21	Gene Tonic: Constellation	3
#20	Gene Tonic: Construct	2
#15	Gene Tonic: Demon	2
#25	Gene Tonic: Dude	2
#19	Gene Tonic: Goblin	1
#19	Gene Tonic: Hobo	1
#18	Gene Tonic: Horror	3
#15	Gene Tonic: Insect	1
#15	Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	1
#31	Gene Tonic: Penguin	1
#23	Gene Tonic: Pirate	1
#14	Gene Tonic: Slime	2
#25	Gene Tonic: Weird	1
#48	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	35
#43	Gets-You-Drunk	3
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#254	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	3
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#91	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	12
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#88	wiffle-flail	1
#13	wild honey pie	2
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#5	willyweed	431
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#45	wings of fire	2
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#33	witty rapier	486
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#50	wrapped candy cane sword cane	2
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#62	wrench bracelet	54
#74	wrestling mask	1
#65	wriggling severed nose	2
#137	wriggling worm	1
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🥇	wrought-iron waders	14
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#11	wumpus-hair sweater	1
#90	wussiness potion	274
#112	x-ray specs	191
#19	xo-skeleton-in-a-box	1
#32	yabba dabba doo rag	1
#24	yak anorak	34
#26	yak skin	272
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#38	yule pup	4
#168	yummy death watch beetle	2
#51	zen motorcycle	1
#34	zombie	11
#1861	zombie pineal gland	1

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