| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #61 | Adventurer bobblehead | 3 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #40 | Bastille Battalion control rig crate | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #34 | Boxing Day care package | 1 |
| #1743 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #104 | Clan VIP Lounge invitation | 1 |
| #821 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 5 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #51 | Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror | 1 |
| #32 | Eldritch snap | 3 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #41 | FantasyRealm membership packet | 1 |
| #169 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #31 | God Lobster Egg | 1 |
| #5 | KoL Con 13 snowglobe | 1 |
| #14 | LOV Entrance Pass | 3 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #314 | NPZR chemistry set | 11 |
| #53 | Neverending Party invitation envelope | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #27 | Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them | 1 |
| 🥇 | Silver HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| #42 | SongBoomâ„¢ BoomBox Box | 1 |
| #509 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 2 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #123 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 5 |
| #501 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #178 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 4 |
| #1267 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| 🥈 | Voluminous Radio Hat | 1 |
| #108 | alien protein powder | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #933 | antique record album | 1 |
| #1447 | battered Crimbo Crate | 2 |
| #953 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1029 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #16 | crazy bastard sword | 2 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #2080 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1619 | elven suicide capsule | 9 |
| #1791 | fake hand | 1 |
| #1752 | fancy chocolate car | 3 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #24 | golden tattoo gun | 2 |
| #396 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #1881 | herringcello | 1 |
| #465 | hideous egg | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
| #31 | kitten burglar | 1 |
| #37 | latte lovers club card | 1 |
| #58 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #647 | night-vision goggles | 3 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #1669 | penguin focaccia bread | 6 |
| #89 | perfect cosmopolitan | 1 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #37 | portable Othello set | 1 |
| #845 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #250 | radio button candy | 4 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #333 | strange cube | 4 |
| #1712 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #820 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1361 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #324 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #25 | voter registration form | 1 |
| #151 | waterlogged crate | 1 |