| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #335 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 5 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #40 | Bastille Battalion control rig crate | 1 |
| #222 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #270 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 4 |
| #502 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| #668 | Boris's ring | 2 |
| #33 | Boxing Day care package | 1 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1010 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #469 | Corpse Island iced tea | 11 |
| #1484 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #135 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| #47 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 2 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #225 | Ecto-Cooler | 5 |
| #198 | FDKOL hotcakes | 21 |
| #76 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 2 |
| #53 | Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit | 1 |
| #431 | Frosty's frosty mug | 3 |
| #475 | Go-Wassail | 36 |
| #12 | Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog | 1 |
| #92 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| #176 | Hodgman's blanket | 8 |
| #133 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #165 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #35 | KoLHS Pep Squad Box | 1 |
| #30 | Kramco Industries packing carton | 1 |
| #520 | Let Me Be! | 3 |
| #848 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #65 | Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #15 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass | 1 |
| #22 | Pack of Every Card | 1 |
| #26 | Pantsgiving | 1 |
| 🥈 | Peppermint Pip Packet | 1 |
| #40 | PirateRealm membership packet | 1 |
| #45 | Rethinking Candy | 1 |
| #100 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #973 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #286 | Silver Bullet beer | 8 |
| #70 | Small Medium | 1 |
| #325 | Summer Nights | 4 |
| #207 | Tales from the Fireside | 5 |
| #232 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 13 |
| #12 | Talisman of Bakula | 1 |
| #396 | The Art of Slapfighting | 2 |
| #684 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #41 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 2 |
| #142 | The Cooler Out of Space | 21 |
| #10 | The Groose in the Hoose | 1 |
| #417 | The Joy of Wassailing | 8 |
| #33 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #34 | The Necbronomicon | 5 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| #101 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #32 | Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts | 1 |
| #114 | Tome of Clip Art | 1 |
| #161 | Travels with Jerry | 6 |
| #176 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 5 |
| #850 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 2 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Hobo's epic beard | 1 |
| #39 | adventurer clone egg | 1 |
| #736 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #626 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #535 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #608 | antique record album | 3 |
| #587 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #41 | bezoar ring | 1 |
| #137 | blank diary | 1 |
| #826 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #109 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 9 |
| #117 | bottled day | 2 |
| #47 | box of bear arms | 1 |
| #321 | breaded beer | 2 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #431 | chocolate cigar | 3 |
| #10 | clockwork rings | 15 |
| #576 | corpse on the beach | 9 |
| #1010 | corpsedriver | 4 |
| #703 | corpsetini | 7 |
| #98 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| #486 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #32 | deactivated nanobots | 1 |
| #30 | deanimated reanimator's coffin | 1 |
| #180 | decanter of fine Scotch | 1 |
| #581 | encoder ring | 21 |
| #95 | expensive cigar | 2 |
| #151 | extra-greasy slider | 16 |
| #137 | fancy beef jerky | 1 |
| #31 | fist turkey outline | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #604 | frozen banquet | 2 |
| #949 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #62 | giant diamond ring | 1 |
| #1593 | giant pinky ring | 5 |
| #2717 | golden ring | 3 |
| #115 | green eggnog | 1 |
| #67 | green hamhock | 2 |
| #760 | herbal stuffing | 10 |
| #231 | hot egg | 1 |
| #383 | imp unity ring | 2 |
| #169 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 13 |
| #434 | jerky coins | 45 |
| #18 | machine elf capsule | 1 |
| #32 | mint condition Lil' Doctor™ bag | 1 |
| #729 | mood ring | 1 |
| #30 | moon-amber | 1 |
| #34 | organ grinder | 1 |
| 🥉 | packet of pumpkin seeds | 1 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #93 | pulled porquoise ring | 1 |
| #109 | pumpkin beer | 9 |
| #640 | quantum taco | 7 |
| #611 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #146 | raffle prize box | 2 |
| #375 | red class ring | 26 |
| #147 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #77 | ring of adornment | 9 |
| #71 | ring of aggravate monster | 182 |
| #100 | ring of cold resistance | 6 |
| #120 | ring of conflict | 5 |
| #78 | ring of fire resistance | 8 |
| #120 | ring of gain strength | 5 |
| #349 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 9 |
| #118 | ring of increase damage | 5 |
| #61 | ring of teleportation | 2 |
| #105 | rusty metal ring | 5 |
| #2415 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #227 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #41 | sorority girl's box | 1 |
| #488 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #126 | synthetic marrow | 2 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #957 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #601 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #931 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #935 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #749 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 2 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #593 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #953 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #569 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #581 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #956 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 8 |
| #168 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 24 |
| #962 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 8 |
| #798 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 6 |
| #247 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 10 |
| #314 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 8 |
| #2093 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #1228 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 6 |
| #2068 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #1150 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 4 |
| #377 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 3 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #124 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 29 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #187 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 12 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #492 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 2 |
| #155 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 24 |
| #2055 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1251 | tiny plastic G Imp | 6 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #795 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #1466 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 5 |
| #198 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 21 |
| #736 | tiny plastic Hellion | 10 |
| #740 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 10 |
| #788 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #1491 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #920 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 8 |
| #649 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 11 |
| #1763 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 4 |
| #1454 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 5 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 5 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 19 |
| #1225 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 6 |
| #2184 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #261 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 9 |
| #221 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 5 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 23 |
| #1727 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 4 |
| #1053 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 7 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #1521 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 3 |
| #1190 | tiny plastic The Man | 4 |
| #2831 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #130 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 15 |
| #1428 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 5 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #111 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1086 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 7 |
| #232 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 19 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #1743 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 4 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #1241 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 6 |
| #2139 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #211 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 19 |
| #1040 | tiny plastic beanbat | 7 |
| #209 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 21 |
| #183 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 22 |
| #254 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 17 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 20 |
| #308 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 14 |
| #6189 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #1235 | tiny plastic blooper | 6 |
| #2219 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #1448 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 5 |
| #398 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 11 |
| #280 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 15 |
| #214 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 20 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8222 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1502 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #1069 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 7 |
| #2769 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #1452 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 5 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #2205 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #347 | tiny plastic fire servant | 7 |
| #1244 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 6 |
| #1052 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 7 |
| #6234 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #1712 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 4 |
| #1072 | tiny plastic goth giant | 7 |
| #1424 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 5 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #6149 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #302 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 14 |
| #1462 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 5 |
| #8201 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #1758 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 4 |
| #249 | tiny plastic moneybee | 17 |
| #8116 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 19 |
| #3996 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #275 | tiny plastic peacannon | 9 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #692 | tiny plastic scary clown | 11 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1783 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 4 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #266 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 9 |
| #1431 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 5 |
| #856 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 9 |
| #8162 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6168 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #955 | tiny plastic taco cat | 8 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 10 |
| #1429 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 5 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1487 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #940 | tiny plastic warwelf | 8 |
| #1726 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 4 |
| #520 | toast | 1,800 |
| #662 | tofurkey gravy | 13 |
| #646 | tofurkey leg | 13 |
| #226 | voodoo snuff | 7 |
| #100 | waterlogged crate | 2 |
| #291 | white class ring | 30 |
| #1453 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |