Museum :: fractalnavel

fractalnavel

Rank	Item	Quantity
#29	"DRINK ME" potion	1,985
#9	"KICK ME" sign	348
#192	"caramel" orange	4
#15	11-leaf clover	1,222
#68	A Guide to Burning Leaves	1
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#11	Ambitious Turkey	1,136
🥇	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	143
🥉	BACON	217,655
#956	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#14	BRICKO egg	2
#8	BROS Energy Drink	319
#50	Baja sopapilla	9
#7	Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy	24
#8	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	230
#40	Bastille Battalion control rig crate	1
#37	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	3
#5	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	193
🥉	Batfellow comic	33
#18	Beach Buck	718
#15	Beach Comb Box	2
#135	Belt of Howling Anger	3
#22	Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#32	Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	1
#45	Boltsmann ID badge	1
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#57	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	5
#105	Boots of Twilight Whispers	4
#22	Boulevardier cocktail	20
#57	Bowlet	2
#6	Boxing Day Pass	140
#14	Boxing Day care package	2
#11	Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	2
#32	Can of Spaghetto	1
#69	Carol of the Bulls	2
#68	Carol of the Hells	2
#68	Carol of the Thrills	2
#194	Cheer-Up soda	1
🥇	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	1
#8	Chroner	8,272
🥈	Clan Carnival Game	2
🥈	Clan Floundry	2
#104	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	1
#7	Clan speakeasy	1
#23	Clara's bell	31
#11	Cloaca Cola Polar	1,970
#85	Cloak of Dire Shadows	5
#4	Coinspiracy	11,556
#23	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	1
#47	Cornbeefadon	2
#97	Corpse Island iced tea	49
#98	Crimbeau de toilette	2
#13	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	3
#20	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	2
#14	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	3
#675	Crimbo Credit	1
🥈	Crimbo Factory surprise box	608
#22	Crimbo candied pecan	2,002
#105	Crimbo candle	2
#22	Crimbo crystal shards	19
#157	Crimbo dinner	1
#19	Crimbo dog sweater	1
#127	Crimbo food scraps	28
#22	Crimbo fudge	1,982
#14	Crimbo peppermint bark	2,508
#60	Crimbo salad	8
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#16	Crimbo stockings	1
#57	Crimbo tattoo kit	2
#180	Crimbo train emergency brake	7
#18	Crimbo training manual	1
#58	Crimbolex watch	2
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#360	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
#140	Crimbosmopolitan	2
#53	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	2
#62	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	2
#47	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	2
#230	Crimbot battery	2
#101	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	53
#187	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	2
#131	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	3
#15	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	1
#38	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	1
#154	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	2
#164	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	2
#260	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
#246	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
#177	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	2
#260	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	1
#15	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	1
#212	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	1
#138	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	3
#88	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	61
#248	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
#26	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	1
#30	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	1
#220	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
#82	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	64
#82	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	19
#245	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	1
#218	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	1
#100	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	53
#245	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	1
#217	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	1
#24	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
#94	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	18
#14	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	1
#102	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	50
#88	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	19
#77	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	69
#254	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	1
#39	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
#23	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	1
#20	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	1
#13	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	1
#102	Crimboysters Rockefeller	3
#988	Crimbuck	665
#31	Crimbylow-rise jeans	1
#6	DIY protonic accelerator kit	2
#76	Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	1
#6	Dear Past Self Package	2
🥈	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	1,441
#128	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	2
#79	Disgeist	1
🥉	Dish of Clarified Butter	4,142
#17	Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	2
#16	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
🥈	Dolph Bossin's charity note	1
#6	Ed the Undying exhibit crate	2
#17	El Vibrato restraints	32
#51	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	1
#32	Eldritch snap	3
#39	En Una Fila Tequila	2
#107	Fantasma en la Máquina	34
#41	FantasyRealm membership packet	1
#6	Flaskfull of Hollow	6,570
🥇	Former Sheriff Dan's tin star	143
#30	Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	2
#445	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	1
#11	FunFunds™	9,093
#22	Game Grid ticket	2,037
#196	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	1
🥇	Glenn's golden dice	148
#32	God Lobster Egg	1
#86	Golden Mr. Accessory	1
#18	Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun	37
#7	Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog	2
#91	Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	2
#55	Greaves of the Murk Lord	9
#15	Groll doll	346
#9	Guzzlr application	2
#91	Helm of the Scream Emperor	5
#11	Horsery contract	1
#19	Hotwire™ brand candy rope	19
#52	Inner Strength	5
#82	Inner Truth	4
#305	Inner Wisdom	1
#9	Jack-O-Lantern beer	354
#12	January's Garbage Tote (unopened)	2
#25	Knob mushroom	1,891
#12	Knoll mushroom	2,043
#5	KoL Con 13 snowglobe	1
#12	Kramco Industries packing carton	2
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
#11	LCD game: Burger Belt	344
#11	LCD game: Food Eater	352
#13	LCD game: Garbage River	311
#6	LI-11 Motor Pool voucher	2
🥉	LOV Elixir #9	1,185
🥉	LOV Enamorang	1,174
#104	LOV Entrance Pass	2
#7	LT&T telegraph office deed	2
#107	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	37
#99	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	619
#10	Lump-Stacking for Beginners	1
#37	MayDay™ contract	1
#44	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	5
#112	Mer-kin cookiestove	20
#25	Mer-kin rollpin	1
#6	Meteorite-Ade	1,018
#11	Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey	2,458
#73	Mini-Crimbot crate	2
#16	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	1
#15	Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	1
#11	Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	1
#14	Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	1
#13	Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	1
#161	Mr. Accessory	1
#93	Mr. Accessory Jr.	1
#23	Mr. Eh?	1
#35	Ms. Accessory	1
#125	Mt. Noob Pale Ale	2
#44	My First Art of War	18
#47	Neverending Party guest pass	1
#22	Neverending Party invitation envelope	2
#32	New Age healing crystal	615
#9	New-You Club Membership Form	2
🥈	Official Council Aide Pin	1
#8	Oopsie IPA	1
#117	Othello's dagger	1
#99	Othello's handkerchief	1
#96	Othello's military jacket	1
#26	Our Daily Candles™ order form	1
#10	PB&J with the crusts cut off	2,432
#60	PEEZ dispenser	261
#10	Pack of Every Card	2
#15	PirateRealm membership packet	2
#58	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	2
#10	Pocket Meteor Guide	2
#28	Poké-Gro fertilizer	18
#12	Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them	2
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#809	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#564	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#776	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#892	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#864	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#887	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#13	Potion of Heroism	1
#8	Purple Beast energy drink	2,458
🥉	Rad Lib	14,800
#25	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer	1
#27	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread	1
#32	Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend	1
#32	Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend	1
#36	Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	1
#29	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta	1
#27	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar	1
#30	Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend	1
#26	Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	1
#32	Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta	1
#26	Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris	1
#29	Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone	1
#28	Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg	1
#31	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia	1
#27	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.	1
#45	Rethinking Candy	1
#20	Retrospecs try-at-home kit	1
#52	Rock Garden Guide	1
#105	Rompedores de Fantasmas	38
#32	Rubee™	986
#48	S.I.T. Course Voucher	1
#10	SMOOCH soda	2,266
#13	Sacramento wine	925
🥇	SalesCo sample kit	1
#14	Sasq™ watch	1
#26	Satan hat	1
#7	Science Notebook	2
#90	Shield of Icy Fate	5
#13	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	1,000
#6	Sister Accessory	2
#57	Skully's hot chocolate	2
#26	SongBoom™ BoomBox Box	2
#16	Source essence	351,193
#7	Spacegate access badge	2
#43	Spring Bros. ID badge	1
#66	Stooper	1
#105	Sword of Dark Omens	4
🥈	Sword of Procedural Generation	1
#4	Tales of Spelunking	314
#11	Telltale™ rubber heart	296
#23	The Big Book of Communism	1
#11	The Emperor's dry cleaning	161
#53	The Imploded World	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	1
#5	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	1
#8	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	1
#7	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	1
🥉	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	1
#41	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1	1
#4	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#38	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	1
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#33	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	1
🥇	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#38	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	1
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#40	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	1
🥇	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#36	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	1
#4	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#30	The Spirit of Giving	1
🥈	The Spirit of Giving (used)	1
#65	The Superconductor's CPU	1
#6	Third Eye	1
#835	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	1
#8	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	66
#523	Thwaitgold spider statuette	5
#116	Trainbot autoassembly module	1
#174	Trainbot circuitry	1
#38	Trainbot harness	2
#165	Trainbot linkages	1
#77	Trainbot luggage hook	1
#163	Trainbot optics	1
#168	Trainbot plating	1
#72	Trainbot radar monocle	1
#159	Trainbot servomotors	1
#136	Trainbot slag	21
#171	Trainbot tubing	1
#59	Uncle Buck	1
🥈	Uncle Crimbo's hat	1
#10	Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	612
#8	Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	2
#60	Unspeakachu	2
#5	VYKEA bracket	715
#8	VYKEA dowel	3,879
🥉	VYKEA mead	282
🥈	VYKEA meatballs	276
#4	VYKEA plank	1,235
#6	VYKEA rail	774
#4	VYKEA woadpaint	1,444
#2405	Valentine	1
#16	Volcoino	552
#9	Wal-Mart gift certificate	4,766
#9	Witchess Set	1
#5	X-32-F snowman crate	2
#8	Xiblaxian circuitry	495
#4	Xiblaxian polymer	1,783
#50	Yuleviathan necklace	1
#30	Ze™ goggles	343
#11	abstraction: action	250
🥉	abstraction: category	2,641
🥇	abstraction: certainty	2,221
🥈	abstraction: comprehension	240
🥇	abstraction: joy	2,255
🥉	abstraction: motion	2,227
🥇	abstraction: perception	2,603
🥈	abstraction: purpose	2,463
#12	abstraction: sensation	300
#9	abstraction: thought	300
#7	airplane charter: Dinseylandfill	2
#7	airplane charter: That 70s Volcano	2
#6	airplane charter: The Glaciest	2
#24	alien animal goo	13
#41	alien plant goo	5
#12	alien rock sample	679
#12	almost-dead walkie-talkie	675
#13	ancient hot dog wrapper	4
#2224	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	3
#38	anemoney clip	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#634	anniversary gift box	6
#23	ant agonist	310
#62	anticheese	412
#80	antique Canadian lantern	2
#128	antique beer	2
#52	antique nutcracker beard	1
#46	antique nutcracker boots	1
#46	antique nutcracker cape	1
#36	antique nutcracker drumstick	1
#32	antique nutcracker epaulets	1
#144	antique nutcracker figurine	1
#47	antique nutcracker hat	1
#45	antique nutcracker pants	1
#41	antique nutcracker sword	1
#44	antique nutcracker waistcoat	1
#354	antique pair of blue jeans	2
#92	augmented-reality shades	2
#89	automa-bot parts	45
#35	automatic wine thief	1
#43	autumn years wisdom	1
#12	baby camelCalf	2
#83	baby chest mimic	1
#34	bad rum and good cola	1
#10	bad vibroknife	2
#24	bag of Iunion stones	1
#58	bag of W&Ws	286
#36	bag of sausage links	1
#30	bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts	1
#61	balanced antler	2
#183	bark rootbeer	5
#15	barnacled barrel	801
#25	barrel-aged eggnog	1
#14	barrelhead	29
#9	basaltamander buckler	1
#5	basaltamander tongue	942
#4	basking robin	1
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
🥈	battery (AAA)	5,791
#7	beard incense	557
#184	beautiful rainbow	1
#58	beaver punch (cherry)	2
#54	beaver punch (papaya)	2
#33	beaver punch (peach)	5
#190	beavermouth	12
#58	bejeweled cufflinks	62
#11	big boom	261
#474	big rock	1
#30	big tun	407
#231	black Crimbo ball	1
#105	black and white cracker	4
#54	black brandy	1
#7	black mana	348
#931	black paisley oyster egg	5
#117	black pixel	397
#701	black plastic oyster egg	6
#402	black polka-dot oyster egg	13
#966	black striped oyster egg	5
#90	black-and-blue light	657
#138	blank diary	1
#222	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	51
#117	blob of Alphredo™	4
#8	blood and blood	296
#15	blue mana	354
#409	blue paisley oyster egg	9
#95	blue plasma ball	657
#340	blue plastic oyster egg	14
#615	blue polka-dot oyster egg	7
#107	blue striped oyster egg	32
#4	boiling broth	995
#5	boiling hot cocoa	522
#255	boiling seal blood	2
#100	book of facts	1
#5	booze drive button	1
#95	bottle of Crimbognac	3
#23	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	254
#9	bottle of norwhiskey	904
#31	bottled Vampire Vintner	1
#191	bottled day	1
#13	bottoms of the barrel	33
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#74	bowl of mernudo	11
🥇	bowl of oriole's nest soup	3
#28	box o' ghosts	1
#57	box of Dweebs	271
#49	box of Gratitude chocolates	2
#6715	box of sunshine	2
#77	boxed august scepter	1
#52	boxed autumn-aton	1
#21	boxed champagne	260
#68	boxed gumball machine	2
#173	bread line	5
#34	bread man	8
#40	bread pie	101
#12	breakfast mess	2,047
#15	breakfast miracle	29
#172	brilliant oyster egg	2
#6	browser cookie	4,822
#58	buñuelos Jaliscos	9
#10	bubblegum heart	952
#406	bubblin' crude	2
🥇	buffalo dime	908
#18	bunch of sea grapes	676
#35	bundle of "fragrant" herbs	1
🥉	buzzard feather	496
#120	cabooze	7
#24	camouflage T-shirt	1
#11	can of V-11	15
#268	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	31
#633	candied bolts	2
#105	candied nuts	8
#325	candied yams	28
#6	candy drive button	1
#120	candy harmonica	5
#3830	candy stake	1
#10	cap gun	308
#54	carnivorous potted plant	2
#117	chakra malt	1
#128	chakra sludge	10
#83	chakra-mental wine	4
#95	cheap studded belt	627
#128	cheer extractor	1
#185	cheer-o-gram	1
#109	cheerful Crimbo sweater	1
#87	cheerful antler hat	1
#86	cheerful pajama pants	1
#13	chest barrel	31
#14	chewable paper	314
#248	choco-Crimbot	2
#38	chocolate covered ping-pong ball	3
#939	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#147	chocomotive	6
#114	cinnamon machine oil	36
#21	circle drum	1
#7	clan underground fireworks shop	1
#41	clear Russian	101
#35	clerical automa-core	2
#144	cloning kit	5
#72	closed-circuit phone system	1
#280	club necklace	21
#4	cluster of hops	741
🥈	coal snakeskin	421
#31	coarse hemp socks	1
#27	coconut shell	4,133
#256	cold seal sweat	6
#130	cold wad	31
#44	combat lover's locket lockbox	1
#318	communal gobstopper	3
#20	concentrated fish broth	3
#6	confiscated cell phone	670
#9	confiscated comic book	665
#6	confiscated love note	647
#565	cookie cookie	1
#6	cool hot cocoa	542
#9	cool mushroom	570
🥈	cop dollar	69,859
#23	corked genie bottle	2
#58	corned beet	6
#15	cornucopia	425
#136	corpse on the beach	36
#19	corpsebite	20
#128	corpsedriver	36
#151	corpsetini	34
#7	cosmetic football	2,451
🥈	cow poker	916
🥇	cozy scarf	1
#12	cranberry margarita (brackish)	1,004
#15	crated wardrobe-o-matic	2
#32	crystal Crimbo goblet	17
#37	crystal Crimbo platter	12
#12	crystal belt buckle	2
#294	crystalline cheer	214
#13	cubic zirconia	928
#5	cuppa Activi tea	165
#4	cuppa Alacri tea	154
#7	cuppa Boo tea	136
#4	cuppa Chari tea	162
#5	cuppa Craft tea	174
#5	cuppa Cruel tea	138
#5	cuppa Dexteri tea	167
#4	cuppa Feroci tea	179
#5	cuppa Flamibili tea	132
#4	cuppa Flexibili tea	148
#5	cuppa Frost tea	178
🥉	cuppa Gill tea	169
#4	cuppa Impregnabili tea	153
#6	cuppa Improprie tea	152
🥉	cuppa Insani tea	153
#4	cuppa Irritabili tea	164
🥉	cuppa Loyal tea	161
#5	cuppa Mana tea	166
#5	cuppa Mediocri tea	158
#4	cuppa Monstrosi tea	178
#5	cuppa Morbidi tea	155
#6	cuppa Nas tea	169
#5	cuppa Net tea	184
#5	cuppa Neuroplastici tea	149
#5	cuppa Obscuri tea	145
#5	cuppa Physicali tea	150
#4	cuppa Proprie tea	159
#12	cuppa Royal tea	165
#5	cuppa Serendipi tea	159
#5	cuppa Sobrie tea	136
🥈	cuppa Toast tea	183
🥈	cuppa Twen tea	178
#5	cuppa Uncertain tea	129
#4	cuppa Vitali tea	160
#4	cuppa Voraci tea	181
#4	cuppa Wit tea	145
🥉	cuppa Yet tea	173
#81	cursed monkey glove	1
#24	cyan seashell	300
#315	cylindrical mold	1
🥈	d10	785,546
🥇	d12	786,219
🥇	d20	786,870
🥇	d4	783,330
🥇	d6	786,038
🥇	d8	787,031
#121	deactivated mini-Trainbot	1
#16	defective Game Grid token	1
#25	delicious salad	1,009
#29	denastified haunch	1
#6	denim jacket	2,391
#19	dense meat stack	1,100,000
#129	depleted Crimbonium football helmet	2
#97	designer handbag	23
#49	designer sweatpants (new old stock)	1
#6	detective school application	2
#514	diamond necklace	13
🥈	diamondback skin	546
#25	disassembled clover	6,282
#17	disco biscuit	4
#279	disco horoscope (Aquarius)	1
#237	disco horoscope (Cancer)	2
#285	disco horoscope (Capricorn)	1
#203	disco horoscope (Libra)	4
#272	disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	1
#278	disco horoscope (Virgo)	1
#275	discocktail	6
#5	disconnected intergnat	2
#21	disintegrating barrel	1,949
#22	donated booze	1,117
#18	donated candy	1,099
#18	donated food	1,152
#7	dorky glasses	2,421
#124	dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	27
#19	drive-thru burger	19
#23	dry noodles	11,438
#12	dull fish scale	3,140
#22	dusty barrel	816
#237	easter egg balloon	78
#136	eggwater	4
#68	eldritch alignment spray	10
#40	eldritch concentrate	1
#25	eldritch distillate	5
#33	eldritch dough	57
🥈	eldritch effluvium	271,495
#36	eldritch elixir	4
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#3882	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
#781	tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	1
#169	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#3074	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
#3958	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
#3873	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
#3910	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
#3893	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#76	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
#73	tiny plastic Krampus	1
#524	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	2
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#46	tiny plastic Mer-kin baker	1
#45	tiny plastic Mirth	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#594	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	7
#3858	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#40	tiny plastic Penny	1
#73	tiny plastic Professor What	1
#3871	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
#300	tiny plastic Queen Bee	8
#278	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	4
#82	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#490	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	9
#3904	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
#3891	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
#90	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#3061	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
#3064	tiny plastic The Man	1
#67	tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare	1
#99	tiny plastic Toybot	2
#3925	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#322	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	8
#3855	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
#75	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#4541	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#109	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#1732	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#4020	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#2857	tiny plastic angry goat	6
#476	tiny plastic angry space marine	9
#77	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
#3939	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#3973	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
#3978	tiny plastic astronomer	1
#6167	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	2
#72	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
#4898	tiny plastic barrrnacle	3
#846	tiny plastic batbugbear	4
#3963	tiny plastic beanbat	1
#662	tiny plastic bee swarm	6
#835	tiny plastic beebee gunners	4
#532	tiny plastic beebee queue	8
#4475	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#358	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	12
#363	tiny plastic blazing bat	12
#8172	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	1
#3923	tiny plastic blooper	1
#3953	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
#3905	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#758	tiny plastic bugaboo	5
#303	tiny plastic buzzerker	14
#39	tiny plastic caboose	1
#279	tiny plastic cavebugbear	16
#38	tiny plastic chem lab	1
#990	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#37	tiny plastic coal car	1
#8092	tiny plastic cocoabo	1
#4885	tiny plastic coffee pixie	3
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#3174	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#3911	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#3935	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#36	tiny plastic dining car	1
#4495	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#52	tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"	1
#3875	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#100	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#427	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#3844	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
#3909	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
#466	tiny plastic fire servant	5
#3920	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#37	tiny plastic food lab	1
#3922	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
#6179	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	2
#6231	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	2
#8090	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
#3901	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#21	tiny plastic golden gundam	1,267
#3859	tiny plastic goth giant	1
#4810	tiny plastic grue	3
#3893	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	1
#4597	tiny plastic hermit	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#8124	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
#750	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	5
#4794	tiny plastic killer bee	3
#3891	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
#4876	tiny plastic leprechaun	3
#6182	tiny plastic levitating potato	2
#3836	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#37	tiny plastic locomotive	1
#45	tiny plastic mime executive	2
#72	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
#72	tiny plastic mime scientist	1
#74	tiny plastic mime soldier	1
#435	tiny plastic moneybee	10
#4847	tiny plastic mosquito	3
#46	tiny plastic multi-level marketer	1
#346	tiny plastic mumblebee	13
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#3995	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#39	tiny plastic nog lab	1
#39	tiny plastic passenger car	1
#4344	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#589	tiny plastic peacannon	4
#39	tiny plastic primary lab	1
#58	tiny plastic reindeer	1
#4797	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	3
#4464	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#3891	tiny plastic scary clown	1
#45	tiny plastic sea elf	1
#4451	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#101	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#3849	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#1558	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#3951	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#574	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	4
#3837	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#6197	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	2
#3935	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#3306	tiny plastic stab bat	5
#6166	tiny plastic star starfish	2
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#4036	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#3861	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#412	tiny plastic the Free Man	6
#3857	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#4480	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#3841	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#111	tiny plastic warbear	2
#101	tiny plastic warbear fortress	2
#3872	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#3849	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#53	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
#52	tiny plastic yuleviathan	1
#3847	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#196	toast	7,668
#292	tofurkey gravy	29
#298	tofurkey leg	28
#160	tofurkey nugget	1
🥇	toxic globule	78,233
#24	toy Crimbot mega face	2
#24	toy Crimbot power glove	2
#21	toy Crimbot rocket legs	2
#21	toy Crimbot super fist	2
#70	traditional Crimbo cookie	11
🥇	train whistle	1
#215	transparent nog	2
🥇	triggerfingerbone	658
#79	tube of cranberry Go-Goo	4
#18	turtle voicebox	253
#285	twinkly wad	783
#34	undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella	1
#35	undrilled cosmic bowling ball	1
#74	unfinished fruitcake	4
#23	unidentified drink	387
#163	universal biscuit	4
#41	unoccupied sheep suit	1
#11	unopened Bird-a-Day calendar	2
#20	unopened diabolic pizza cube box	1
#44	unopened tiny stillsuit	1
#4	unpowered Robortender	2
#4	unremarkable duffel bag	2,459
#53	unused walkie-talkie	20
#10	valuable coin	636
#21	vampyric cloake pattern	2
#4	van key	2,397
#7	very small red dress	2,599
#25	volcanic ash	253
#25	voter registration form	1
#188	warbear LP-ROM burner	1
#341	warbear accoutrements chunk	1
#45	warbear auto-anvil	4
#106	warbear badge	1
#478	warbear battery	1
#138	warbear bearserker mead	2
#252	warbear bearserker potion	1
#51	warbear beeping telegram	19
#169	warbear blizzard mead	1
#151	warbear breakfast machine assembler	4
#29	warbear chemistry lab	5
#179	warbear drone assembler	3
#149	warbear empathy chip	4
#114	warbear energy bracers	2
#54	warbear exhaust manifold	4
#118	warbear exo-arm	2
#197	warbear feasting bread	1
#159	warbear feasting mead	2
#59	warbear foil hat	4
🥈	warbear gyro	190
#27	warbear gyrocopter	21
#339	warbear helm fragment	1
#66	warbear high-efficiency still	3
#341	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	1
#50	warbear jackhammer drill press	4
#21	warbear laser beacon	9
#273	warbear liquid overcoat	1
#33	warbear metalworking primer	23
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#77	warbear officer requisition box	11
#70	warbear oil pan	3
#38	warbear procedural hilarity drone	21
#78	warbear requisition box	84
#60	warbear robo-camouflage unit	18
#31	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	27
#163	warbear soda machine assembler	3
#156	warbear thermoregulator bread	1
#344	warbear trouser fragment	1
#272	warbear wardance potion	1
#133	warbear warrior bread	1
#48	warbear whosit	5,295
#210	warehouse key	2
#7	warm mushroom	614
#21	watered-down Red Minotaur	342
#18	waterlogged bootstraps	3
#116	waterlogged cloth	8
#75	waterlogged crate	3
#118	waterlogged leather	7
#131	waterlogged metal	6
#123	waterlogged stuffing	7
#60	waterlogged wood	7
#5	weathered barrel	9,116
#205	white Crimbo ball	1
#28	white arm towel	1
#9	white mana	331
#108	white pixel	591
#10	wind-up spider	283
#22	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	1,987
#45	wrapped candy cane sword cane	2
#11	xo-skeleton-in-a-box	2
#41	yam candy	6
#274	yellow paisley oyster egg	10
#5	yellow pixel	27,559
#285	yellow plastic oyster egg	19
#281	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	8
#6	yellow puck	2
#26	yellow seashell	297
#176	yellow striped oyster egg	13
#19	your own black heart	369
#6	yule gruel	11,111
#114	yule hatchet	3
#70	yule pup	2
#5	zombie	314

Wow, that's 10,992,684 items total!

what items are this player missing?