| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #132 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 2 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #73 | Apathargic Bandersnatch | 1 |
| #11 | BGE merchandise order form | 196 |
| #363 | BGE shotglass | 19 |
| #184 | BGE temporary tattoo | 5 |
| #49 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #34 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
| #38 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #35 | Boxing Day care package | 1 |
| #26 | Buddy Bjorn | 1 |
| #831 | Bulky Buddy Box | 3 |
| #364 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #264 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 3 |
| #289 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 3 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #245 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 3 |
| #252 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 3 |
| #508 | CRIMBCO mug | 22 |
| #44 | Carol of the Bulls | 4 |
| #44 | Carol of the Hells | 4 |
| #44 | Carol of the Thrills | 4 |
| #110 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #67 | Crimbo candle | 4 |
| #42 | Crimbolex watch | 3 |
| #32 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 20 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #670 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 9 |
| #73 | Elvish sunglasses | 1 |
| #29 | FDKOL commendation | 17,591 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #30 | Folder Holder | 1 |
| #5 | Go-Wassail | 6,120 |
| #87 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 1 |
| #89 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #132 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 7 |
| #94 | Libram of BRICKOs | 1 |
| #45 | Libram of Love Songs | 2 |
| #7 | Libram of Pulled Taffy | 3 |
| #19 | Libram of Resolutions | 2 |
| #32 | Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit | 1 |
| #44 | March hat | 1 |
| #69 | Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #25 | Moping Artistic Goth Kid | 2 |
| #43 | My Own Pen Pal kit | 1 |
| #80 | NPZR chemistry set | 87 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #51 | Operation Patriot Shield | 1 |
| #51 | Order of the Green Thumb Order Form | 1 |
| #11 | Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog | 3 |
| #170 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #130 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #26 | Small Medium | 2 |
| #11 | Snow Suit | 2 |
| #5 | Spooky Putty sheet | 1 |
| #12 | Talisman of Bakula | 1 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #11 | The Groose in the Hoose | 1 |
| #11 | The Kloop in the Coop | 1 |
| #13 | The Smith's Tome | 2 |
| #14 | Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts | 2 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #119 | Tome of Clip Art | 1 |
| #147 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 7 |
| #5 | Unagnimated Gnome | 3 |
| #234 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 6 |
| #14 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1,800 |
| #48 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| #50 | a cute angel | 1 |
| #4 | airplane charter: Spring Break Beach | 4 |
| #15 | airplane charter: The Glaciest | 1 |
| #241 | anniversary gift box | 9 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| #230 | aspirin | 4 |
| #9 | avatar of the Unconscious Collective | 1 |
| #12 | baby bark scorpion | 3 |
| #26 | baby camelCalf | 1 |
| #136 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #62 | balanced antler | 2 |
| #420 | battered Crimbo Crate | 26 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| #51 | blind-packed capsule toy | 412 |
| #266 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 28 |
| #57 | book of facts | 2 |
| #222 | bottle of Blank-Out | 62 |
| #30 | bottle of Crimbognac | 20 |
| #8 | bottle of bubbles | 3,233 |
| #94 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| #20 | box of bear arms | 2 |
| #237 | bubble-wrap simulator | 2 |
| #68 | bunch of bananas | 91 |
| #106 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 18 |
| #46 | can of Rain-Doh | 1 |
| #41 | can of V-11 | 10 |
| #111 | candy cornucopia | 1 |
| #86 | chef-skull-in-the-box | 2 |
| #555 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
| #145 | chocolate disco ball | 4 |
| #160 | chocolate pasta spoon | 3 |
| #113 | chocolate saucepan | 7 |
| #163 | chocolate seal-clubbing club | 2 |
| #118 | chocolate turtle totem | 5 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #92 | container of Spooky Putty | 1 |
| #99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| #487 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #58 | dandy lion cub | 1 |
| 🥈 | deactivated RoboGoose | 1 |
| #6 | deactivated nanobots | 3 |
| #33 | deanimated reanimator's coffin | 1 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #58 | doll house | 111 |
| #18 | dollhive | 268 |
| #129 | dusty Crimbo crate | 59 |
| #1902 | evil teddy bear | 3 |
| #24 | expensive cigar | 11 |
| #83 | fairy-worn boots | 1 |
| #713 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 9 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #128 | fancy chocolate car | 25 |
| #81 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #104 | floaty inverse geode | 2 |
| #7 | floaty rock helmet | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock necklace | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock pants | 1 |
| #77 | floaty stone sphere | 1 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #71 | glowing frisbee | 1 |
| #110 | grilled mooseflank | 22 |
| #149 | haiku katana | 1 |
| #41 | hibernating robot reindeer | 1 |
| #394 | hideous egg | 6 |
| #36 | hot egg | 5 |
| #28 | imitation crab zoea | 2 |
| #74 | infant sandworm | 1 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #5 | jerky coins | 6,284 |
| #9 | kerosene-soaked skip | 1 |
| #140 | killing feather | 128 |
| #107 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| #144 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #89 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 2 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| #75 | mysterious chest | 1 |
| #80 | naughty origami kit | 1 |
| #33 | navel ring of navel gazing | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #29 | pack of pogs | 532 |
| #134 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| 🥉 | packet of pumpkin seeds | 1 |
| #4 | pilgrim shield | 4 |
| #37 | pottery barn owl figurine | 1 |
| #115 | pristine walrus tusk | 1 |
| #105 | quantum taco | 386 |
| #30 | recording of Chorale of Companionship | 73 |
| #35 | recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 41 |
| #30 | recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto | 9 |
| #35 | recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 59 |
| #799 | ridiculous sandwich | 6 |
| #20 | rock lobster | 1 |
| #42 | rogue swarmer | 387 |
| #14 | siesta-ing Casagnova gnome | 1 |
| #27 | spectral pickle | 949 |
| #389 | spooky hockey mask | 4 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #24 | squamous polyp | 2 |
| #761 | squirming egg sac | 5 |
| #30 | stuffed-shirt scarecrow | 2 |
| #402 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 40 |
| 🥉 | suspicious stocking | 4 |
| #65 | teddy borg | 129 |
| #85 | throbbing rage gland | 4 |
| #105 | time residue | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #504 | unstable DNA | 103 |
| #219 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 23 |
| #53 | warehouse key | 15 |
| #22 | wind-up meatcar | 591 |
| #70 | wizard action figure | 1 |
| #104 | wok lobster | 1 |
| #70 | yule pup | 2 |