Museum :: Hojo Hominygrits

Hojo Hominygrits

Rank	Item	Quantity
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
🥈	'Villa' document	1
#18	17-ball	1
🥇	1952 Mickey Mantle card	3,569
#5	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	123
#20	A Guide to Safari	1
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#17	Argarggagarg's fang	32
#5	Atomic Comic	29
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#33	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	17
#137	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	6
🥉	BGE merchandise order form	341
#76	BGE pocket calendar	8
#41	BGE shotglass	83
#235	BGE temporary tattoo	4
#224	BGE tiny plastic toy	5
#13	BRAINS shorts	127
#8	Bag o' Tricks	5
🥉	Banfoy's Boutique Order Form	1
#75	Barney's rake	4
#43	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	50
#6	Bastille Battalion control rig crate	4
#39	Batfellow comic	5
#10	Beach Comb Box	3
#25	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	4
#22	Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#22	Black Bart's Booty	1
#35	Blood 'n' Plenty	18
#45	Blood Light	64
#521	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#7	Bone's Farm "wine"	89
#20	Boris's Helm	1
#4	Boris's Helm (askew)	1
#7	Boxing Day care package	3
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#32	CRIMBCOIDS mints	52
#32	CRIMBCOLOAF	53
#45	Cajun accordion	1
#9	Camp Scout backpack	4
#68	Carol of the Hells	2
#6	Celsius 233	9
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#22	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	2
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
🥉	Cinco Mayo Lager	62
#104	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	1
#7	Clan speakeasy	1
#13	Claw of the Infernal Seal	30
#31	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	3
#162	Codpiece of the Goblin King	37
#36	Comma Chameleon egg	2
🥉	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	4
#94	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	27
#35	Crimbeau de toilette	11
#8	Crimbo Factory surprise box	163
#25	Crimbo candle	11
#12	Crimbo hat	1
#8	Crimbo pants	1
#46	Crimbo stocking	2
#11	Crimbo sword	1
#21	Crimbo tattoo kit	5
#11	Crimbo ukulele	6
#15	Crimbo wreath	24
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#7	Crimbough	8
#57	Crimboween memo	113
#36	Crimboysters Rockefeller	16
#172	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	22
#1310	Crimbuck	324
#11	Crown of Thrones	3
#6	DIY protonic accelerator kit	2
#26	Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	1
#72	Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	1
#45	Deactivated O. A. F.	15
#37	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	94
🥇	Disco Banjo	3,413
#72	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	5
#16	Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	2
#125	Doc's Miracle Cure	11
#55	Ecto-Cooler	18
#4	El Sombrero De Lopez	81
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#11	El Vibrato leg guards	2
🥈	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	22
#4	Eldritch snap	27
#257	Elf Guard MPC	48
#51	Ellsbury's journal	2
#60	Elron's Explosive Etude	2
#4	Energy Buzz Pastaco	17
#23	Engorged Sausages and You	1
#759	FDKOL commendation	13
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#4	FantasyRealm membership packet	4
#76	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	2
#17	Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	3
#84	Frosty's arm	1
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#12	Game Grid valued membership card	1
#13	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	25
#105	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	1
#9	God Lobster Egg	3
#12	Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog	1
#7	Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog	2
#52	Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	3
#41	Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	3
#40	Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	3
#21	Greatest American Pants	2
#166	Green Clover of Justice	11
#35	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	2
#136	Gummy Brains	1
#19	Guzzlr application	1
#4	Guzzlr tattoo kit	1
#7	HOA zombie eyes	1
#57	Hanukkimbo dreidl	1
#32	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	141
#21	Heimandatz's heart	35
#18	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	3
#133	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#11	Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!	2
🥇	How to Play Othello	648
#165	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	5
#98	Iron Beta of Industry	109
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#12	January's Garbage Tote (unopened)	2
#16	Jocko Homo's head	32
#60	Juju Mojo Mask	1
#10	Junior Adventurer's kit	3
#250	Kissin' Cousins	4
#9	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	325
🥈	KoL Con 13 snowglobe	5
🥉	Kramco Industries packing carton	6
#6	LI-11 Motor Pool voucher	2
#19	LT&T telegraph office deed	1
#4	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	74
#6	Lars the Cyberian	32
🥇	Law of Averages	3
#17	Libram of Resolutions	2
#99	Lil' Snowball Factory	1
#10	Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	2
#25	Loathing Legion knife	2
#6	Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir	1
#31	Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit	1
🥉	Map to Kokomo	1
#23	MayDay™ contract	2
#4	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	55
#12	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	102
🥉	Mini-Crimbot crate	17
#89	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	4
#135	Miniborg beeper	4
#123	Miniborg hiveminder	4
#138	Miniborg laser	4
#117	Miniborg stomper	5
#146	Miniborg strangler	4
#26	Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	2
#4	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	2
#5	Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	2
#4	Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	2
#6	Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	2
#4	Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	2
#495	Mob Penguin protection contract	4
#24	Moping Artistic Goth Kid	2
#7	Mr. Accessory Jr.	4
#7	Mr. Eh?	2
#9	Ms. Accessory	3
#15	My First Art of War	52
#41	My Own Pen Pal kit	1
#9	NPZR chemistry set	797
#132	Necbro wafers	1
#22	Neverending Party invitation envelope	2
#5	New-You Club Membership Form	3
#234	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	29
#21	Nightstalker perfume	95
#417	Orange Star of Sacrifice	5
#18	Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	2
#304	Order of the Silver Wossname	2
#13	Our Daily Candles™ order form	2
#77	P.B.L.T.	79
#54	PB&BP	3
#9	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	2,148
#57	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	26
#26	Pantsgiving	1
🥈	Peppermint Pip Packet	1
#22	Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	2
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#15	PirateRealm membership packet	2
#20	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	8
#10	Pocket Meteor Guide	2
#104	Pocket Square of Loathing	1
#6	Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them	5
#24	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	6
#5	Racisto Ruidoso	86
#5	Radio Free Baseball Cap	1
#5	Radio Free Foil	1
🥉	Radio Free Pants	1
#10	Radio KoL Antenna Ball	1
#4	Radio KoL Flashlight	1
🥉	Radio KoL Maracas	2
#46	Rainbow's Gravity	4
#13	Red Fox glove	3
🥉	Rethinking Candy	6
#20	Retrospecs try-at-home kit	1
#51	Rock Garden Guide	1
#4	Rock and Roll Legend	657
#47	S.I.T. Course Voucher	1
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#18	Safari Jack's moustache	26
#20	Scalp of Gorgolok	36
#60	Schmalz's First Prize Beer	1
#19	School of Hard Knocks Diploma	3
#4	Schrödinger's thermos	9,596
#129	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	1
#39	Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque	1
#78	Silver Bullet beer	28
#11	Sister Accessory	1
#34	Skullhead's Screw	26
#24	Small Medium	2
#10	Sneaky Pete's leather jacket	2
#20	Snow Suit	1
#7	SongBoom™ BoomBox Box	4
#67	Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	1
#17	Source terminal	1
#54	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	2
#7	Spacegate access badge	2
🥇	Spelunker's fedora	1
#5	Spooky Putty sheet	1
#118	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	36
🥇	Staff of the Woodfire	4
#19	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	10
#17	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	11
#36	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	36
🥈	Tales of the Word Realms	3
🥉	Talisman of Baio	7
🥉	Talisman of Bakula	3
🥉	Texas tea	773
#12	The Art of Slapfighting	90
#17	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	85
🥉	The Big Book of Communism	6
#12	The Cooler Out of Space	146
🥉	The Fingernail of the Thing in the Basement	1
#32	The Joy of Wassailing	47
#73	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
#6	The Mariachi's guitar case	75
#33	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
#28	The Necbromancer's Shorts	1
#38	The Necbromancer's Stein	1
#14	The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	1
#9	The Necbronomicon	12
#7	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1	4
#5	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	6
#6	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	4
#4	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	6
#20	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	2
#6	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	4
#12	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells	7
#102	The Snitch's Manifesto	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#98	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	1
#9	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	879
#32	Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	1
#18	Thor's Pliers	1
#287	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	13
#831	Thwaitgold ant statuette	1
#82	Thwaitgold bee statuette	12
#157	Thwaitgold bug statuette	10
#253	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	5
#214	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	6
#415	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	1
#664	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	7
#771	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	6
#307	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	8
#924	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	5
#626	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#160	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	11
#672	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	12
#519	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	1
#1153	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
#63	Tiki lighter	5
🥉	Time Bandit Time Towel	8
#4	Time Cape	5
#15	Time Lord Participation Mug	2
#33	Tome of Clip Art	3
#109	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	1
#23	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir	2
#48	Tropical Crimbo Hat	2
#50	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	2
#60	Tropical Crimbo Sword	2
#83	Twelve Night Energy	9
#26	Twitching Television Tattoo	2
#4	Ultra Mega Sour Ball	20
#12	Ultrasoldier Serum	86
#33	Unagnimated Gnome	1
#21	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	38
#11	Uncle Romulus	144
#10	Underworld flail	1
#9	Underworld sapling	3
#12	Underworld truncheon	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#73	Valentine's Day cake	7
#15	Volartta's bellbottoms	32
#4	Warehouse 23 crate	1
#25	Workytime Tea	110
#16	Yakisoba's hat	28
#745	Yellow Moon of Compassion	4
#139	Yeti Protest Sign	1
#5	Yorick	12
#105	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	11
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#12	Zombo's skull ring	3
#4	[glitch season reward name]	4
#19	adhesive tape dolly	6
#23	adorable seal larva	32
#19	adventurer clone egg	2
#16	airplane charter: Dinseylandfill	1
#37	airplane charter: Spring Break Beach	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#32	ammonite fossil	191
#464	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	12
#87	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	19
#30	antique bottle opener	22
#94	antique nutcracker figurine	3
#20	antique painting of a landscape	36
#9	antique pair of blue jeans	61
#14	antique record album	168
#57	antique souvenir drawing	11
#125	archaeologing shovel	1
#204	arrow'd heart balloon	3
#18	arse-a'fire elixir	14
#89	aspirin	8
#11	baby bark scorpion	3
#27	baby camelCalf	1
#55	baby chest mimic	2
#22	baby rigging snake	4
#7	backwoods banjo	2
#23	bag of Iunion stones	1
#9	bag of bones	67
#30	bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts	1
#677	banana-frosted king cake	3
#53	bananagate	101
#42	bananarama bangle	2
#20	banjo kazoo mount	15
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#9	barrel-aged eggnog	5
#25	battered Crimbo Crate	877
#26	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	20
#33	beholed bedsheet	15
#27	belemnite fossil	184
#44	bewitching boots	1
#17	bindlestocking	81
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
#9	bitchin' meatcar	11
#22	bite-me-red lipstick	486
#35	bitter bowtie	1
🥇	black cowboy hat	8,537
#56	black lotus	3
#7	black spot	169
#14	blank diary	9
#69	blind-packed capsule toy	266
#39	blood flower	442
#13	bloody kiwitini	2
#759	blue glowstick	1
#4	blue grass	921
#160	blue plastic baby	2
#75	blue raspberry troll doll	1
🥈	blue ribbon	1
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#6	blue tulip	117
#367	blueberry-frosted king cake	3
#61	bobble-hip hula elf doll	2
#6	bone and arrows	4
🥈	bone aperitif	161
#10	bone chips	3,905
#9	bone crusher	3
#4	bone meal	83
#5	bone spurs	9
#5	boneana hammock	8
#5	bonedanna	6
#6	bonerang	4
#9	boning knife	3
#103	book of facts	1
#30	bottle of Blank-Out	512
#38	bottle of Crimbognac	13
#13	bottle of Goldschnöckered	4
#22	bottle of bubbles	939
#52	bottle of fire	692
#62	bottle of peppermint schnapps	4
#10	bottle-rocket crossbow	3
#30	bottled Vampire Vintner	1
#117	bottled day	2
#110	bow	4
#142	bow staff	1
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#27	box o' ghosts	1
#20	box of bear arms	2
#97	box of sunshine	4,357
#77	boxed Apriling band helmet	1
#79	boxed Mayam Calendar	1
#66	boxed Sept-Ember Censer	1
#45	boxed august scepter	2
#28	boxed autumn-aton	2
#45	boxed bat wings	2
#72	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#42	brazen bracelet	1
🥉	breaded beer	71
#110	bronze handcuffs	1
#284	brown plastic baby	2
#34	bunch of bananas	170
#15	burnt flower	2,354
#24	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	21
#16	can of Binarrrca	882
#17	can of CRIMBCOLA	79
#16	can of Rain-Doh	2
#79	can of V-11	6
#51	can of fake snow	5
#144	can-you-dig-it?	1
#110	candy cornucopia	1
#37	candy knuckles	37
#20	canteen of wine	483
#60	cement sandals	11
#43	chainsaw chain	19
#30	chakra sludge	35
#33	chamoisole	2
#114	cheap plastic bottle opener	43
#28	chocolate cigar	41
#6	chocolate pocketwatch	2
#249	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	8
#373	chocolate-frosted king cake	5
#27	chunk of depleted Grimacite	251
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#35	closed-circuit phone system	2
#133	club sandwich	2
#31	coarse hemp socks	1
#55	colored-light "necklace"	5
#5	colorful plastic ball	13,052
#24	combat lover's locket lockbox	2
#26	comfy blanket	1
#20	consolation ribbon	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#22	corked genie bottle	2
#8	corncob pipe	201
#108	corned-beef Reuben	35
#13	corrupted data	1,798
#11	cosmic lemonade	16
#99	cotton candy cocoon	1
#8	cranberry schnapps	32
#7	crated wardrobe-o-matic	3
🥉	crazy bastard sword	6
#40	crystalline seal eye	1
#21	crystallized memory	7
#82	cursed monkey glove	1
#12	cursed scrunchie	86
#7	custom avatar form	1
#36	cyborg stompin' boot	24
#32	deactivated mini-Trainbot	7
#30	deanimated reanimator's coffin	1
#26	deck of tropical cards	11
#37	delicious salad	759
#12	deluxe fax machine	15
#507	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
#9	depleted uranium seal figurine	31
#6	designer handbag	153
#27	designer sweatpants (new old stock)	2
🥇	detour shield	1
🥇	diabolic pizza cube	1
#105	digital key lime pie	13
#26	disassembled clover	6,084
#17	disconnected intergnat	1
#394	donated booze	11
#413	donated candy	8
#466	donated food	3
#12	doppelshifter egg	2
#123	double daisy	4
#18	drum of pomade	51
🥇	dueling banjo	366
#49	dusty Crimbo crate	141
#55	dwarvish war helmet	1
#46	dwarvish war kilt	1
#48	dwarvish war mattock	1
#75	easter egg balloon	144
🥈	eerily silent box	1
#4	eldritch tincture (depleted)	1
#62	electronic dulcimer pants	1
#11	elven limbos gingerbread	405
🥉	elven moonshine	1,242
#26	elven suicide capsule	265
#36	elven whittling knife	3
#23	emotion chip	1
#414	empty agua de vida bottle	463
#122	empty blowgun	21
#4	enchanted fire extinguisher	6
#49	enchanted leopard-print barbell	25
#4	etched hourglass	3
🥉	exclusive club	20
🥈	executive mime flask	256
#12	extra-see-thru nightie	44
#12	extremely skinny jeans	40
#123	facsimile dictionary	74
🥉	faded green protest sign	12
🥇	faded red protest sign	12
#33	fairy-worn boots	2
#11	fake hand	1,317
#68	fake plastic grass	24
#4	fake washboard	3
#14	fancy black tie	1
#470	fancy but probably evil chocolate	12
#19	fancy canapés	16
#11	fancy chess set	1
#16	fancy chocolate	86
#36	fancy chocolate car	58
#14	fancy tophat	1
#16	fancy tuxedo pants	1
#21	fez of etymology	22
#329	fiery wing	4
#8	fire axe	4
#15	fireman's helmet	3
#31	fist turkey outline	1
#9	flaming pink shirt	1
🥉	flask of moonshine	131
#22	floaty gravel	5
#8	floaty inverse geode	10
#23	floaty pebbles	12
#27	floaty rock	3
🥈	floaty rock helmet	3
🥈	floaty rock necklace	3
🥉	floaty rock pants	3
#18	floaty sand	1,015
#19	forbidden sausage	22
#36	fossilized baboon skull	18
#47	fossilized bat skull	14
#12	fossilized demon skull	45
#10	fossilized limb	670
#30	fossilized serpent skull	22
#9	fossilized spider skull	49
#4	fossilized spike	383
#21	fossilized spine	81
#14	fossilized torso	481
#20	fossilized wing	166
#80	fossilized wyrm skull	10
#31	friendly cheez blob	35
#23	frigid fudgepuck	146
#16	fudge lily	275
#24	fudge pocket square	3
#21	fudgecule	97,393
#57	funhouse mirror	16
#803	fuzzy dice	7
#4	fuzzy polar bear ears	5
#27	ghost protocol	22
#8	ghost trap	194
#28	ghostly body paint	105
#5	giant designer sunglasses	189
#30	giant glass of brandy	13
#173	giant green gummi ingot	1
#168	giant yellow gummi ingot	1
#23	gift-a-pult	12
#6	gingerbread house	44
#19	gingerbread robot	29
#19	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	7
#14	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	7
#25	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	8
#65	glowing frisbee	1
#16	glyph of athleticism	1
#62	gold wedding ring	149
#32	golden plastic oyster egg	5
#224	gooified animal matter	7
#62	gooified mineral matter	87
#34	gooified vegetable matter	284
#65	government booze shipment	1
#69	government candy shipment	1
#68	government food shipment	1
#7	grape troll doll	8
#223	grass blade	1
#194	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#7	green drunki-bear	466
#1006	green glowstick	1
#12	green gummi ingot	1,710
🥈	green traffic cone	1
#36	grey gosling	1
#18	gummi bowtie	4
#241	gummi snake	1
#984	guy made of bee pollen	1
#150	haiku katana	1
#77	hamethyst bracelet	3
🥉	hand-crafted candy cane	8
#97	handful of confetti	250
#6	handful of numbers	53
#27	handmade hobby horse	5
#13	haunted doghouse	1
🥇	heart of dark chocolate	1
#16	heart of the volcano	197
#6	heart-shaped crate	2
#13	hibernating robot reindeer	2
#18	hideous egg	84
#8	hippo tutu	1
#12	hobo fortress blueprints	7
#5	hobo monkey	1
#17	hockey stick of furious angry rage	1
🥉	home robotics kit	997
#68	homeless hobo spirit	1
#24	honey-drenched ham slice	363
#5	hopeful candle	1
#231	hot egg	1
#120	hot stuffing	2
#18	hypnodisk	1
#9	iFlail	4
#64	iceberglet	1
#24	imitation nice watch	3
#37	immense cyborg hand	36
#74	in-the-box spring shoes	1
#7	intriguing puzzle box	26
#28	invisible bag	19
🥇	jalapeño slices	148
#30	jar of swamp gas	3,796
#31	jewel-eyed wizard hat	2
#41	jingle bell	1
#9	kerosene-soaked skip	1
#70	killing feather	199
#5	kitten burglar	4
#13	knuckle sandwich	840
#52	kumquartz	104
#84	kumquartz ring	1
#107	laser-broiled pear	68
#16	latte lovers club card	2
#46	leather aviator's cap	1
#34	leather bookmark	115
#28	leftover Crimbo rations	6
#15	li'l orphan tot	1
#145	library card	4
#10	licorice root	719
#21	little box of fireworks	3
🥈	little red book	7
#19	live lobster	142
#16	live wire	26
#52	loaded serum blowgun	51
#4	locked mumming trunk	3
#20	lollipop cufflinks	3
#119	lollipop stick	687
#5	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	12
🥈	lucky Tam O'Shatner	1
🥉	lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	12
#23	macaroni duck	28
🥉	mafia middle finger ring	33
🥈	mafia pinky ring	208
🥈	mafia pointer finger ring	11
🥈	mafia thumb ring	116
🥉	mafia wedding ring	12
#7	magical battery	1
#4	marshmallow flambé	61
🥇	meat cowboy hat	7,402
#56	mini kiwi egg	1
#8	miniature antlers	8
#23	miniature goose mask	1
#5	miniature gravy-covered maypole	2
#487	miniature stuffed Goth Giant	1
#27	miniscule temporal rip	1
#16	mint condition Lil' Doctor™ bag	2
#27	mint condition magnifying glass	1
#5	mint-in-box Powerful Glove	2
#16	mirrored aviator shades	3
#25	misfit dolly	4
#16	misfit hobby horse	4
#109	misfit teddy bear	1
#36	molten medallion	1
#47	monstrous monocle	1
#15	mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine	583
#49	mummified entombed cookbookbat	1
#37	musty moccasins	1
#32	mutant cactus bud	1
#31	mutant gila monster egg	1
#39	mutant rattlesnake egg	1
#73	mysterious chest	1
#9	name change form	1
🥉	nasty-smelling moss	7
#12	natty blue ascot	17
#5	negative lump	31,882
#20	night-vision goggles	35
#65	ninja pirate zombie robot	1
#10	nuclear stockpile	6
#9	obnoxious riddle	29
#5	off-hand balloon	1
🥇	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	1
#1140	orange glowstick	1
#34	organ grinder	1
#61	oriole-feather headdress	21
#46	outrageous sombrero	6
#52	oversized fish scaler	41
#220	pack of KWE trading card	13
🥉	pack of pogs	3,869
#34	packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet	1
#66	packaged Everfull Dart Holster	1
#41	packaged June cleaver	1
#56	packaged Jurassic Parka	1
#33	packaged Pocket Professor	1
#40	packaged Roman Candelabra	2
#14	packaged backup camera	2
#49	packaged cold medicine cabinet	1
#14	packaged familiar scrapbook	2
#25	packaged industrial fire extinguisher	1
#12	packaged knock-off retro superhero cape	2
#26	packaged miniature crystal ball	1
#18	packaged model train set	3
🥇	packet of dragon's teeth	1
🥇	packet of mushroom spores	1
🥉	packet of pumpkin seeds	1
🥇	packet of rock seeds	1
🥇	packet of tall grass seeds	1
🥇	packet of thanksgarden seeds	1
🥇	packet of winter seeds	1
#19	pair of bolt cutters	69
#23	pair of pearidot earrings	5
#196	pair of ragged claws	2
#20	pantogram	1
#203	paperclip	240
#19	paperclip cape	2
#99	paperclip pants	1
#91	paperclip turban	1
#101	paperclip-on tie	1
#85	parasitic claw	3
#75	parasitic headgnawer	2
#43	parasitic strangleworm	3
#67	parasitic tentacles	2
#19	passable elf mask	85
#33	pearidot	136
#38	penguin thesaurus	106
#8	perfectly ordinary frog	1
#27	pet bad vibe	1
#16	petit 4.1	28
#104	petrified time	4
#27	phish stick	38
#52	picky tweezers	1
#32	pig-iron bracers	4
#42	pig-iron helm	4
#21	pig-iron shinguards	9
#168	pile of loose snow	1
#8	pilgrim shield	3
🥈	pine cone	5
#929	pink glowstick	2
#38	pink plastic baby	13
🥇	pirate hook	1
#66	pirate shirt	30
#11	pixel rock	3
#15	plaid cowboy hat	40
#14	plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask	1
#19	plastic Crimbo reindeer	18
#7	plastic pumpkin bucket	4
#19	poison pen	47
#52	polyalloy shield	26
🥈	poncho de azucar	5
#9	popsicle stick	952
#77	porquoise bracelet	4
#14	portable Mayo Clinic	1
#151	portable corkscrew	35
#18	portable photocopier	229
#44	potato alarm clock	6
#43	pottery club	1
#13	pottery hat	2
#12	pottery shield	2
#12	pottery training pants	2
#22	powdered candy sushi set	34
#29	powdered toad horn	13
#25	power seed	1
#14	press-on ribs	193
#4	pristine fish scale	230
#7	psycho sweater	17
#45	pulsing flesh	46
#4	pumpkinhead mask	1,968
#727	purple glowstick	1
#43	quantum of familiar	10
🥉	quantum taco	7,065
#7	questionable taco	45
#73	radio button candy	15
#58	really dense meat stack	63
#22	really nice lump of coal	3
#29	red armband	1
#112	red balloon	5
#9	red drunki-bear	274
#15	red gummi ingot	1,692
#163	red plastic baby	3
#9	red traffic cone	1
#6	red tulip	85
#11	red-hot medallion	1
#21	red-spotted snapper roe	1
🥉	reindeer hammer	7
🥇	reindeer sickle	7
#41	replica bat-oomerang	14
🥇	rhinestone cowboy shirt	3,142
#15	ridiculous belt	5
#14	ridiculous cocktail	90
#15	ridiculous earring	4
#27	ridiculous sandwich	45
#16	ridiculous sunglasses	5
#45	rigid carapace	51
#43	rockfish stomach	33
#122	rogue swarmer	186
#18	rune-strewn spoon cocoon	2
🥇	rxr shield	1
#17	sachet of strange powder	1
#7	sack lunch	3,474
#54	sandwich of the gods	28
#54	sawblade fragment	281
#17	scissor duck	8
🥈	sea cowboy hat	538
#63	sealhide cloak	1
#23	secret from the future	14
#49	set of jacks	3
#87	severed rocking horse head	5
#17	shaking skull	1
#368	shimmering rainbow sand	1
#16	shortest-order cook	2
#16	shrine to the Barrel god	1
#63	shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	1
#38	shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo	2
#11	silent beret	5
#28	silver keg	2
#46	silver shotgun shell	11
#67	sinister altar fragment	6
#9	sinister ancient tablet	1
#11	sinistral homunculus	2
#76	sleeping patriotic eagle	1
#15	sleeping stocking	54
🥉	slippery when wet shield	1
#4	smoked potsherd	123
#32	smoldering box	4
🥉	snow belly	1
#10	snow hat	1
🥉	snow pants	1
#19	snowpack	1
#53	solid gold bowling ball	239
#36	solid shifting time weirdness	3
#15	sorority brain	93
#41	sorority girl's box	1
#13	soul mask	2
#17	soy cordial	15
#9	spaghetti breakfast	2,545
🥈	spaghetti-box banjo	1
🥈	speed limit shield	1
🥉	spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip	1
#4	spooky bark	3,357
#43	spooky cosmetics bag	53
#119	spooky hockey mask	11
#6	spooky sap	2,236
#18	squirming egg sac	862
#26	stale Cheer-E-Os	67
#27	stale cheer wine	57
#18	stapler bear	6
#11	status cymbal	3
#201	still-beating spleen	2
🥇	stinky cheese eye	3
#84	stone banjo	9
🥇	stop shield	1
#7	strange cube	292
#70	strange helix fossil	1
#50	strange shiny disc	117
#8	straw hat	80
#24	strawberyl	164
#77	strawberyl necklace	1
#7	stray chihuahua	73
#13	string of Crimbo lights	22
#48	string of blue beads	138
#105	string of green beads	79
#174	string of red beads	54
#12	stuffed "L"	1
#84	stuffed Hodgman	3
#261	sturdy Crimbo crate	72
#269	sucker bucket	1
#256	sucker hakama	1
#219	sucker kabuto	1
#11	sucker scaffold	636
#53	sucker tachi	3
#5	superheated fudge	421
#4	suspicious package	3
#19	suspicious stocking	2
#26	sweet mochi ball	80
#38	sweet nutcracker	1
#21	sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	23
#59	tattered paper crown	5
#31	tempura green and red bean	3
#36	the Crymbich Manuscript	4
#18	thermos of brew	17
#25	throbbing rage gland	9
#5	throwing bone	93
#30	throwing wrench	69
#13	ticksilver ring	1
#6	time helmet	3
🥇	time sleigh	1
#5	time sword	6
#7	time trousers	3
#16	time-twitching toolbelt	1
#121	tin star	2
#92	tiny costume wardrobe	1
#16	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	12
#30	tiny plastic Big Candy	8
#25	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	13
#17	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	11
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#2040	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	4
#1679	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	5
#729	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	5
#16	tiny plastic Crimbomega	7
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#14	tiny plastic Crimbot	8
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#635	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#36	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	8
#26	tiny plastic GORM-8	8
#23	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	8
#10	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	11
#10	tiny plastic Krampus	11
#47	tiny plastic MechaElf	6
#25	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	13
#25	tiny plastic Toybot	8
#956	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	4
#33	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	7
#10	tiny plastic Your Brain	12
#26	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	10
#40	tiny plastic animelf	7
#50	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	11
#41	tiny plastic colollilossus	6
#25	tiny plastic fax machine	13
#22	tiny plastic hobo elf	13
#46	tiny plastic sea elf	1
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#1653	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	5
#9	tiny plastic sword	11
#26	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	9
#28	tiny plastic trollipop	10
#28	tiny plastic warbear	8
#23	tiny plastic warbear fortress	8
#28	tourmalime	143
#22	tourmalime tourniquet	4
#2209	toy jet pack	1
#478	tree skirt	1
#34	trilobite fossil	197
#38	tropical paperweight	8
#134	tropical wrapping paper	6
🥇	true grit	18,393
#72	twitching claw	40
#26	twitching time capsule	32
#14	undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella	2
#14	undrilled cosmic bowling ball	2
#4	unearthed potsherd	420
#148	unlocked meat locker	1
#29	unstable DNA	1,338
#29	unstable laser battery	324
#29	untamable turtle	25
#54	untorn tearaway pants package	1
#24	unusual disco ball	32
#20	vampyric cloake pattern	2
#264	vanilla-frosted king cake	6
#49	vibrating cyborg knife	41
#2317	vitachoconutriment capsule	5
#12	volcanic ash	891
#11	voter registration form	3
#355	warbear metalworking primer	2
#102	warbear requisition box	58
#19	warbear whosit	8,518
🥉	warehouse key	235
🥈	washboard shield	1
#11	water-polo cap	21
#9	water-polo mitt	16
#8	waterlogged crate	28
#24	wax lips	1
#42	wedge of gray cheese	1
#42	whisker pencil	131
🥇	white lightning	58,896
#6	white tulip	126
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#73	witch hat	10
#6	wok lobster	54
#9	wolfman mask	888
#4	wormwood wedding ring	1
#95	wriggling severed nose	1
#10	xo-skeleton-in-a-box	2
#740	yellow glowstick	1
#13	yellow gummi ingot	1,742
🥇	yield shield	1
#22	yule pup	6
#124	yuletide troll chrysalis	1
#22	zombie dinosaur egg	9
#47	zombie pineal gland	57

Wow, that's 368,671 items total!

what items are this player missing?