Museum :: Terrapin

Terrapin_Man

Rank	Item	Quantity
#114	Überraschthexengebräu	1
#6	"DEBBIE" tattoo kit	1
#47	"DRINK ME" potion	1,249
#63	"KICK ME" sign	14
#105	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	1
#13	"honey" dipper	2
#74	"meat" stick	6
#577	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	2
#139	1,970 carat gold	1
#186	1-ball	40
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#31	1/6th Pound Cake	2
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#471	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	12
#9	18-picohertz resonator crystal	2
#116	1952 Mickey Mantle card	29
#161	2-ball	45
#65	25-meat staff	3
#170	3-ball	45
#85	30669 scroll	124
#167	33398 scroll	131
#42	334 scroll	145
#36	37x37x37 puzzle cube	205
#153	4-ball	52
#103	4-d camera	2
#78	4-dimensional fez	2
#27	4-dimensional guitar	150
#92	4:20 bomb	1
#128	5-Alarm Saucepan	3
#176	5-ball	39
#62	5-hour acrimony	15
#189	6-ball	36
#262	64067 scroll	1
#60	668 scroll	31
#145	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	26
#191	7-ball	40
#50	7-inch discus	1
#183	8-ball	205
#47	8-billed baseball cap	2
#78	8-bit banana	1
#626	9-ball	1
#35	99.44% pure math	1
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#60	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
#112	A muse-bouche	1
#860	A. W. O. L. commendation	2
#107	ASCII fu manchu	1
#143	ASCII shirt	17
#87	Abyssal ember	1
#45	Accordion of Jordion	4
#36	Aerheads	1
#60	Affirmation Cookie	2
#70	Afternoon Delight	2
#106	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	3
#77	Aggressive Carrot	4
#56	Agitated Turkey	1
#15	Aiolion	1
#29	Aldebaran sardines	1
#34	Alewife™ Ale	107
#22	Alexy sauce	1
#15	Alice's Army Alchemist	156
#19	Alice's Army Bowman	56
#16	Alice's Army Cleric	71
#27	Alice's Army Coward	34
#34	Alice's Army Dervish	10
#72	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#39	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#30	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#31	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#28	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#15	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
🥇	Alice's Army Foil tattoo	2
#19	Alice's Army Guard	105
#17	Alice's Army Halberder	117
#21	Alice's Army Hammerman	49
#21	Alice's Army Horseman	54
#23	Alice's Army Lanceman	45
#17	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	131
#39	Alice's Army Martyr	10
#18	Alice's Army Ninja	132
#18	Alice's Army Nurse	133
#18	Alice's Army Page	121
#16	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	127
#41	Alice's Army Sniper	10
#16	Alice's Army Spearsman	146
#16	Alice's Army Swordsman	130
#17	Alice's Army Wallman	137
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#73	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	4
#16	Amanitee	1
#96	Ambitious Turkey	4
#45	Amnesiac Ale	1
#94	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	1
#1456	Amulet of Yendor	1
#138	Ancient Protector Soda	2
#214	Ancient Saucehelm	9
#120	Angelhair Culottes	8
#331	Angry Farmer candy	363
#190	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	6
#50	Ankh of Badahnkadh	10
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#232	Argarggagarg's fang	7
#93	Arrrmetia trading card	2
#33	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	6
#39	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	6
#39	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	6
#64	Artist's Spatula of Despair	1
#43	Artist's Whisk of Misery	3
#431	Asleep in the Cemetery	4
#25	Ass-Stompers of Violence	1
#242	Atomic Comic	2
#180	Atomic Pop	2
#49	Aura Libre	2
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#57	Aye Aye	1
#42	Aye Aye, Captain	2
#65	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#36	BACON	10,563
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#862	BGE merchandise order form	2
#241	BGE pocket calendar	3
#898	BGE shotglass	6
#235	BGE temporary tattoo	4
#436	BGE tiny plastic toy	3
#128	BOOterfinger	1
#58	BOOtonniere	1
#296	BRAINS shorts	2
#28	BRICKO airship	1
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#375	BRICKO brick	20
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#10	BRICKO cathedral	2
#25	BRICKO egg	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#450	BRICKO eye brick	1
#17	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#112	BRICKO pearl	1
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#38	BRICKO python	1
#105	BRICKO reactor	1
#107	BRICKO stud	1
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#55	BRICKO trunk	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#18	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#32	BROS Energy Drink	44
#82	BUBBLE GUM	1
#80	BURT	357
#40	Bal-musette accordion	1
#100	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	9
#104	Bangyomaman battle juice	3
#94	Barney's rake	3
#143	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	62
#611	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	3
#324	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	8
#67	Barulio's bottle	9
#102	Bash-Ōs cereal	8
#28	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	9
#40	Bastille Battalion control rig crate	1
#13	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	30
#25	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	2
#25	Battlie Light Saver	99
#158	Beach Buck	9
#34	Beach Comb Box	1
#31	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	1
#62	Beignet Milgranet	3
#56	Belt of Howling Anger	9
🥉	Belt of Loathing	1
#50	Ben-Gal™ Balm	117
#32	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	3
#22	Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	1
#634	Better Than Cuddling Cake	2
#21	Bettie page	10
#8	Bicycle	2
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#101	Big Punk	2
#333	Bit O' Ectoplasm	7
#70	Bit O' Quail Spleen	1
#12	BitterSweetTarts	1,425
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#9	BittyCar SoulCar	2
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#18	Black Angus blackburger	3
#45	Black Body™ spray	13
#39	Black Hole	3
#79	Black No. 2	173
#75	Blackfly Chardonnay	136
#51	Blatantly Canadian	213
#173	Bling of the New Wave	7
#326	Blizzards I Have Died In	3
#100	Blood 'n' Plenty	4
#344	Blood Light	10
#52	Bloody Nora	1
#79	Blue Diamond of Honesty	6
#14	Bluzzard	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#188	Bohemian rhapsody	2
#41	Boletus Broletus mushroom	1
#77	Bone's Farm "wine"	19
#267	Bonerdagon necklace	40
#36	Bonestabber	1
#119	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	1
#24	Boosty Juice	1
#78	Boots of Twilight Whispers	6
#214	Boozehounds Anonymous token	3
#59	Bordeaux Marteaux	3
#20	Boris's Helm	1
#4	Boris's Helm (askew)	1
#116	Boris's key lime	5
#187	Boris's key lime pie	6
#127	Boris's ring	11
#468	Boss Bat bling	7
#178	Boss Bat britches	71
#17	Boss Drops	187
#134	Boulevardier cocktail	1
#8	Bowl of Scorpions	432
#17	Bowlet	11
#24	Boxing Day Pass	24
#34	Boxing Day care package	1
#29	Brain Food Pastaco	1
#41	Bram's choker	4
#24	Brand of Violence	1
#33	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	8
#373	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	10
#68	Bright Water	1
#40	Brimstone Beret	1
#10	Brimstone Bludgeon	2
#101	Brimstone Boxers	1
#24	Brimstone Bracelet	1
#32	Brimstone Brooch	1
#40	Brimstone Bunker	1
#251	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	36
#5	Brogre brolo shirt	1
#4	Brogre brorts	1
#4	Brogre bucket hat	1
#96	Bruno's blessing of Mars	2
#26	Buddy Bjorn	1
#57	Bugbearclaw Donut	2
#11	Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	2
#1502	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#126	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	1
#13	Bustle Hustler	39
#12	Buttery Boy	2
#64	Buttery Knob	1
#16	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	24
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#97	C.H.U.M. chum	19
#399	C.H.U.M. knife	2
#32	C.H.U.M. lantern	4
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#480	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#508	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#467	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#475	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#250	CRIMBCO lanyard	2
#1088	CRIMBCO mug	7
#803	CRIMBCO scrip	120
#1011	CRIMBCO wine	6
#792	CRIMBCOIDS mints	5
#786	CRIMBCOLOAF	5
#109	CSA all-purpose soap	12
#99	CSA bravery badge	34
#101	CSA cheerfulness ration	67
#188	CSA discount card	4
#22	CSA fire-starting kit	820
#33	CSA obedience grenade	573
#32	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	681
#45	Caipiranha	1
#45	Cajun accordion	1
#46	Camp Scout backpack	1
#16	Camp Scout pup tent	1,051
#32	Can of Spaghetto	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#64	Candicaine	2
#66	Candy Alexander	1
#10	Cantelope	2
#13	Caramel	1
#30	Carol of the Bulls	6
#24	Carol of the Hells	7
#23	Carol of the Thrills	9
#15	Carpricorn	1
#54	Celsius 233	1
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#37	Cement Mixer	3
#6	Centauri fish wine	52
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#60	Chakra Libre	1
#100	Charity's choker	1
#16	Chateau Mantegna room key	1
#9	Ched	2
#106	Cheer-Up soda	6
🥇	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	1
#324	Cherry Cloaca Cola	3
#49	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	3
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#53	Chester's cutoffs	2
#30	Chester's moustache	3
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#73	Chinese curse words	2
#88	Choco-Mint patty	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#189	Chroner	372
#15	Chroner cross	1
#8	Chroner trigger	2
#43	Chubby and Plump bar	1
#36	Churchill	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#48	Citrus Crush wine cooler	5
#104	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	1
#141	Claw of the Infernal Seal	7
#29	Claybender glasses	29
#48	Climate Colada	1
#78	Cloaca Cola Polar	61
#1369	Cloaca grenade	4
#1208	Cloaca-Cola	6
#1153	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1061	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	2
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#771	Cloaca-Cola shield	3
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#96	Cloak of Dire Shadows	4
#84	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	15
#22	Cobra Bowl	1
#141	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	2
#647	Codpiece of the Goblin King	12
#78	Coily™	1
#84	Coinspiracy	43
#120	Colander of Em-er'il	12
#9	Cold Fang	1
#109	Cold Hots candy	153
#19	Cold Stone of Hatred	1
#92	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	9
#176	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	7
#66	Comet Drop	1
#70	Comet Pop	2
#23	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	1
🥇	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	1
#41	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	57
#7	Conspiracy™ mascara	1
#17	Convincing People You Can See The Future	2
#226	Cookbook of the Damned	2
#36	Cool Brunch Pastaco	1
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#15	Cornbeefadon	16
#249	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	3
#344	Corpse Island iced tea	15
#39	Cosmic Calorie	1,865
#9	Covers-Your-Head	2
#59	Cracklin' Oat Bran	12
#50	Crazymaker	3
#27	Crepes a la Lune	1
#31	Crimbeau de toilette	13
#90	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	51
#41	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	1
#44	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	1
#43	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	1
#440	Crimbo Credit	4
#62	Crimbo Factory surprise box	39
#49	Crimbo candied pecan	836
#21	Crimbo candle	13
#18	Crimbo dog sweater	1
#55	Crimbo fudge	701
#74	Crimbo paste	1
#47	Crimbo peppermint bark	714
#85	Crimbo pie	49
#483	Crimbo salad	2
#15	Crimbo sapling	1
#83	Crimbo tattoo kit	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#350	Crimbo wreath	2
#111	Crimbojito	2
#14	Crimbolex watch	10
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#150	Crimbonium fuel rod	13
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#135	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
#111	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#268	Crimbot battery	1
#359	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	4
#186	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	2
#210	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
#15	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	1
#38	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	1
#210	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	1
#224	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	1
#259	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
#246	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
#259	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	1
#15	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	1
#205	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	1
#418	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	2
#247	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
#26	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	1
#30	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	1
#219	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
#460	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	1
#363	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	1
#218	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	1
#409	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	2
#245	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	1
#216	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	1
#24	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	1
#374	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	1
#14	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	1
#472	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1
#366	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	1
#372	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	3
#253	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	1
#39	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
#23	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	1
#20	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	1
#13	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	1
#58	Crimbough	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#127	Crimboysters Rockefeller	2
#954	Crimbuck	726
#31	Crimbylow-rise jeans	1
#51	Crown of Thrones	1
#98	Crown of the Goblin King	180
#18	Cursed Punch	15
#17	Cycloney	1
#347	D roll	1
#40	DNOTC Box	6
#148	DUFRESNE Suds	24
#150	Daffy Taffy	238
#21	Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	12
#46	Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	1
#20	Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	36
#18	Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	24
#22	Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	17
#20	Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	28
#18	Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	28
#102	Daisy's unclean bloomers	1
#93	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	6
#56	Dark & Starry	1
#86	Das Überkühlraum trading card	2
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#12	Dear Past Self Package	1
#33	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	22
#129	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	1
#25	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	2
#780	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	7
#306	Diet Cloaca Cola	3
#14	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	1
#33	Dinsey Whinskey	1
#12	Dinsey face paint	4
#31	Dinsey food-cone	1
#4	Dinsey tattoo kit	2
#13	Dinsey's brain	1
#14	Dinsey's glove	1
#15	Dinsey's oculus	1
#14	Dinsey's pants	1
#9	Dinsey's pizza cutter	1
#4	Dinsey's radar dish	2
#290	Disco 'Fro Pick	9
#454	Disco Banjo	1
#29	Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog	1
#14	Disgeist	17
#48	Dish of Clarified Butter	1
#30	Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	1
#313	Divine	1
#39	Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	1
#77	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	90
#212	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	51
#36	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	2
#80	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	12
#230	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	6
#31	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	9
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#118	Dogsgotnonoz pills	2
#16	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
#923	Dolphin King's crown	4
#269	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	36
#30	Doublepunchplanter	2
#1496	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#84	Drac & Tan	1
#66	Dramatic™ range	29
#190	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	16
#11	Dreadsylvanian cold pocket	1
#15	Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	1
#13	Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	1
#26	Dreadsylvanian grimlet	1
#8	Dreadsylvanian hemlock	1
#8	Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	1
#14	Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	1
#45	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	7
#20	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	2
#11	Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	1
#15	Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	1
#23	Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket	1
#13	Dreadsylvanian stew	1
#9	Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	1
#11	Dressage	1
#14	Drip Institute petri dish	2
#15	Drip harness	2
#38	Driplet	1
#4	Dripwood slab	1
#98	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	1
#94	Drowsy Sword	161
#18	Drunk Uncles holo-record	1
#63	Drunken Astrophysicist	1
#54	Drunken Neurologist	1
#52	Drunken Philosopher	1
#7	Drunkula's ring of haze	1
#28	Drunkula's silky pants	1
#81	Dump Truck	1
#43	Duskwalker fangs	17
#19	Duskwalker syringe	108
#156	Dust bunny	6
#88	Dweebisol™ inhaler	1
#1306	Dyspepsi grenade	4
#711	Dyspepsi-Cola	78
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#12	EMD holo-record	1
#42	Earring of Fire	2
#47	Earth and Firewater	1
#54	Earth, Wind and Firewater	2
#86	Eau de Guaneau	7
#168	Ecto-Cooler	7
#60	Effermint™ tablets	89
🥉	Egnaro berry	82
#219	El Sombrero De Lopez	10
#99	El Vibrato drone	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#173	El Vibrato power sphere	7
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#42	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	5
#161	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	4
#99	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	7
#46	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	7
#30	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	9
#145	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	3
#60	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	6
#147	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	7
#130	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	7
#180	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	3
#52	Elder Turtle Shell	19
#19	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	3
#32	Eldritch snap	3
#23	Electric Punch	1
#114	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	32
#37	Elfin shortbread	38
#91	Elizabeth's paintbrush	1
#44	Ellsbury's skull	2
#183	Elmley shades	6
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#63	Elvish delight	9
#39	En Una Fila Tequila	2
#124	Enchanted Flyswatter	1
#126	Enchanted Plunger	1
#25	Energy Buzz Pastaco	1
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🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	1
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🥇	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	1
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🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#40	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	1
🥇	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#35	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	1
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#23	Tremella Tarantella mushroom	1
#319	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	1
#320	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	1
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#167	yellow brick road	7
#429	yellow candy heart	80
#200	yellow candygram	4
#142	yellow drunki-bear	3
#104	yellow glowstick	12
#345	yellow gummi ingot	94
#48	yellow matter custard	3
#852	yellow paisley oyster egg	3
#17	yellow pixel	2,893
#7	yellow pixel potion	36
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#2818	yellow plastic oyster egg	1
#881	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	2
🥉	yellow puck with a bow on it	1
#40	yellow seashell	60
#2115	yellow snowcone	1
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#321	yeti fur	565
#2204	yo	1
#794	yo-yo	29
#213	yohohoyo	13
#139	yule gruel	4
#51	yule pup	3
#168	yummy death watch beetle	2
#51	zen motorcycle	1
#40	zmobie	33
#67	zombie	1
#78	zombie dinosaur egg	1
#47	zombie hollandaise	49
#20	zombie mariachi hat	1
#29	zombie mariachi pants	1
#1201	zombie pineal gland	3

Wow, that's 425,861 items total!

what items are this player missing?