Terrapin_Man

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#114Überraschthexengebräu1
#6"DEBBIE" tattoo kit1
#47"DRINK ME" potion1,249
#63"KICK ME" sign14
#105"Remember the Trees" Shirt1
#13"honey" dipper2
#74"meat" stick6
#577'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign2
#1391,970 carat gold1
#1861-ball40
#1141.21 jigawatts1
#311/6th Pound Cake2
#72100-Watt bulb1
#4711337 7r0uZ0RZ12
#918-picohertz resonator crystal2
#1161952 Mickey Mantle card29
#1612-ball45
#6525-meat staff3
#1703-ball45
#8530669 scroll124
#16733398 scroll131
#42334 scroll145
#3637x37x37 puzzle cube205
#1534-ball52
#1034-d camera2
#784-dimensional fez2
#274-dimensional guitar150
#924:20 bomb1
#1285-Alarm Saucepan3
#1765-ball39
#625-hour acrimony15
#1896-ball36
#26264067 scroll1
#60668 scroll31
#1457-Foot Dwarven mattock26
#1917-ball40
#507-inch discus1
#1838-ball205
#478-billed baseball cap2
#788-bit banana1
#6269-ball1
#3599.44% pure math1
#650A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes1
#23A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)1
#247A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 11
#12A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)1
#279A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 21
#8A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)1
#256A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 31
#9A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)1
#223A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 41
#8A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)1
#295A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 51
#10A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)1
#225A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 61
#8A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)1
#60A Light that Never Goes Out1
#112A muse-bouche1
#860A. W. O. L. commendation2
#107ASCII fu manchu1
#143ASCII shirt17
#87Abyssal ember1
#45Accordion of Jordion4
#36Aerheads1
#60Affirmation Cookie2
#70Afternoon Delight2
#106Agent Corrigan's cigarette3
#77Aggressive Carrot4
#56Agitated Turkey1
#15Aiolion1
#29Aldebaran sardines1
#34Alewife™ Ale107
#22Alexy sauce1
#15Alice's Army Alchemist156
#19Alice's Army Bowman56
#16Alice's Army Cleric71
#27Alice's Army Coward34
#34Alice's Army Dervish10
#72Alice's Army Foil Alchemist1
#39Alice's Army Foil Bowman1
#37Alice's Army Foil Cleric1
#37Alice's Army Foil Coward1
#11Alice's Army Foil Dervish1
#59Alice's Army Foil Guard1
#66Alice's Army Foil Halberder1
#30Alice's Army Foil Hammerman1
#31Alice's Army Foil Horseman1
#28Alice's Army Foil Lanceman1
#66Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber1
#11Alice's Army Foil Martyr1
#61Alice's Army Foil Ninja1
#66Alice's Army Foil Nurse1
#60Alice's Army Foil Page1
#57Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden1
#15Alice's Army Foil Sniper1
#62Alice's Army Foil Spearsman1
#64Alice's Army Foil Swordsman1
#60Alice's Army Foil Wallman1
🥇Alice's Army Foil tattoo2
#19Alice's Army Guard105
#17Alice's Army Halberder117
#21Alice's Army Hammerman49
#21Alice's Army Horseman54
#23Alice's Army Lanceman45
#17Alice's Army Mad Bomber131
#39Alice's Army Martyr10
#18Alice's Army Ninja132
#18Alice's Army Nurse133
#18Alice's Army Page121
#16Alice's Army Shieldmaiden127
#41Alice's Army Sniper10
#16Alice's Army Spearsman146
#16Alice's Army Swordsman130
#17Alice's Army Wallman137
🥈All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig1
#73Aluminum Epsilon of Humility4
#16Amanitee1
#96Ambitious Turkey4
#45Amnesiac Ale1
#94Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes1
#1456Amulet of Yendor1
#138Ancient Protector Soda2
#214Ancient Saucehelm9
#120Angelhair Culottes8
#331Angry Farmer candy363
#190Angry Farmer's Wife Candy6
#50Ankh of Badahnkadh10
🥇Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy1
#232Argarggagarg's fang7
#93Arrrmetia trading card2
#33Artist's Butterknife of Regret6
#39Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness6
#39Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury6
#64Artist's Spatula of Despair1
#43Artist's Whisk of Misery3
#431Asleep in the Cemetery4
#25Ass-Stompers of Violence1
#242Atomic Comic2
#180Atomic Pop2
#49Aura Libre2
#27Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)1
#57Aye Aye1
#42Aye Aye, Captain2
#65Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth1
#36BACON10,563
#684BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt1
#732BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt1
#862BGE merchandise order form2
#241BGE pocket calendar3
#898BGE shotglass6
#235BGE temporary tattoo4
#436BGE tiny plastic toy3
#128BOOterfinger1
#58BOOtonniere1
#296BRAINS shorts2
#28BRICKO airship1
#47BRICKO bat1
#375BRICKO brick20
#74BRICKO bulwark1
#10BRICKO cathedral2
#25BRICKO egg1
#46BRICKO elephant1
#450BRICKO eye brick1
#17BRICKO gargantuchicken1
#69BRICKO hat1
#32BRICKO octopus1
#58BRICKO ooze1
#47BRICKO oyster1
#63BRICKO pants1
#112BRICKO pearl1
#32BRICKO pyramid1
#38BRICKO python1
#105BRICKO reactor1
#107BRICKO stud1
#61BRICKO sword1
#55BRICKO trunk1
#61BRICKO turtle1
#18BRICKO vacuum cleaner1
#32BROS Energy Drink44
#82BUBBLE GUM1
#80BURT357
#40Bal-musette accordion1
#100Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental9
#104Bangyomaman battle juice3
#94Barney's rake3
#143Baron von Ratsworth's monocle62
#611Baron von Ratsworth's tophat3
#324Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler8
#67Barulio's bottle9
#102Bash-Ōs cereal8
#28Bastille Battalion cheese wheel9
#40Bastille Battalion control rig crate1
#13Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher30
#25Bastille Battalion tattoo kit2
#25Battlie Light Saver99
#158Beach Buck9
#34Beach Comb Box1
#31Beefy Crunch Pastaco1
#62Beignet Milgranet3
#56Belt of Howling Anger9
🥉Belt of Loathing1
#50Ben-Gal™ Balm117
#32Benetton's Medley of Diversity3
#22Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog1
#634Better Than Cuddling Cake2
#21Bettie page10
#8Bicycle2
#883Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook1
🥈Big Candy's tophat1
#101Big Punk2
#333Bit O' Ectoplasm7
#70Bit O' Quail Spleen1
#12BitterSweetTarts1,425
#48BittyCar HotCar1
#36BittyCar MeatCar1
#9BittyCar SoulCar2
#413Bjorn's Hammer1
#18Black Angus blackburger3
#45Black Body™ spray13
#39Black Hole3
#79Black No. 2173
#75Blackfly Chardonnay136
#51Blatantly Canadian213
#173Bling of the New Wave7
#326Blizzards I Have Died In3
#100Blood 'n' Plenty4
#344Blood Light10
#52Bloody Nora1
#79Blue Diamond of Honesty6
#14Bluzzard1
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#188Bohemian rhapsody2
#41Boletus Broletus mushroom1
#77Bone's Farm "wine"19
#267Bonerdagon necklace40
#36Bonestabber1
#119Booke of Vampyric Knowledge1
#24Boosty Juice1
#78Boots of Twilight Whispers6
#214Boozehounds Anonymous token3
#59Bordeaux Marteaux3
#20Boris's Helm1
#4Boris's Helm (askew)1
#116Boris's key lime5
#187Boris's key lime pie6
#127Boris's ring11
#468Boss Bat bling7
#178Boss Bat britches71
#17Boss Drops187
#134Boulevardier cocktail1
#8Bowl of Scorpions432
#17Bowlet11
#24Boxing Day Pass24
#34Boxing Day care package1
#29Brain Food Pastaco1
#41Bram's choker4
#24Brand of Violence1
#33Breakfast Blast wine cooler8
#373Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air10
#68Bright Water1
#40Brimstone Beret1
#10Brimstone Bludgeon2
#101Brimstone Boxers1
#24Brimstone Bracelet1
#32Brimstone Brooch1
#40Brimstone Bunker1
#251Brimstone Chicken Sandwich36
#5Brogre brolo shirt1
#4Brogre brorts1
#4Brogre bucket hat1
#96Bruno's blessing of Mars2
#26Buddy Bjorn1
#57Bugbearclaw Donut2
#11Build-a-City Gingerbread kit2
#1502Bulky Buddy Box1
#126Burt's blessing of Bacchus1
#13Bustle Hustler39
#12Buttery Boy2
#64Buttery Knob1
#16C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button24
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#97C.H.U.M. chum19
#399C.H.U.M. knife2
#32C.H.U.M. lantern4
#1118CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)1
#38CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)1
#480CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)2
#34CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)1
#508CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)2
#36CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)1
#467CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)2
#33CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)1
#475CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)2
#32CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)1
#250CRIMBCO lanyard2
#1088CRIMBCO mug7
#803CRIMBCO scrip120
#1011CRIMBCO wine6
#792CRIMBCOIDS mints5
#786CRIMBCOLOAF5
#109CSA all-purpose soap12
#99CSA bravery badge34
#101CSA cheerfulness ration67
#188CSA discount card4
#22CSA fire-starting kit820
#33CSA obedience grenade573
#32CSA scoutmaster's "water"681
#45Caipiranha1
#45Cajun accordion1
#46Camp Scout backpack1
#16Camp Scout pup tent1,051
#32Can of Spaghetto1
#85Can-Can skirt1
#64Candicaine2
#66Candy Alexander1
#10Cantelope2
#13Caramel1
#30Carol of the Bulls6
#24Carol of the Hells7
#23Carol of the Thrills9
#15Carpricorn1
#54Celsius 2331
#6Celsius 233 (singed)1
#37Cement Mixer3
#6Centauri fish wine52
#163Cerebral Cloche1
#312Cerebral Crossbow1
#188Cerebral Culottes1
#60Chakra Libre1
#100Charity's choker1
#16Chateau Mantegna room key1
#9Ched2
#106Cheer-Up soda6
🥇Chef Boy, R&D's business card1
#324Cherry Cloaca Cola3
#49Cherrytastrophe wine cooler3
#118Chester's Aquarius medallion1
#182Chester's bag of candy1
#53Chester's cutoffs2
#30Chester's moustache3
#83Chester's muscle shirt1
#90Chester's sunglasses1
#51ChibiBuddy™ (off)1
#73Chinese curse words2
#88Choco-Mint patty1
#88Choker of the Ultragoth1
#145Chorale of Companionship1
#220Chori Zo trading card1
#189Chroner372
#15Chroner cross1
#8Chroner trigger2
#43Chubby and Plump bar1
#36Churchill1
#287Cinco Mayo Lager1
#48Citrus Crush wine cooler5
#104Clan VIP Lounge invitation1
#141Claw of the Infernal Seal7
#29Claybender glasses29
#48Climate Colada1
#78Cloaca Cola Polar61
#1369Cloaca grenade4
#1208Cloaca-Cola6
#1153Cloaca-Cola c-rations1
#1061Cloaca-Cola fatigues2
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#903Cloaca-Cola knapsack1
#771Cloaca-Cola shield3
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#96Cloak of Dire Shadows4
#84Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau15
#22Cobra Bowl1
#141Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration2
#647Codpiece of the Goblin King12
#78Coily™1
#84Coinspiracy43
#120Colander of Em-er'il12
#9Cold Fang1
#109Cold Hots candy153
#19Cold Stone of Hatred1
#92Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce9
#176Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket7
#66Comet Drop1
#70Comet Pop2
#23Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium1
🥇Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)1
#41Connery's Elixir of Audacity57
#7Conspiracy™ mascara1
#17Convincing People You Can See The Future2
#226Cookbook of the Damned2
#36Cool Brunch Pastaco1
#1368Copper Alpha of Sincerity1
#15Cornbeefadon16
#249Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket3
#344Corpse Island iced tea15
#39Cosmic Calorie1,865
#9Covers-Your-Head2
#59Cracklin' Oat Bran12
#50Crazymaker3
#27Crepes a la Lune1
#31Crimbeau de toilette13
#90Crimbo Candy Cookbook51
#41Crimbo Carol tattoo kit1
#44Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit1
#43Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit1
#440Crimbo Credit4
#62Crimbo Factory surprise box39
#49Crimbo candied pecan836
#21Crimbo candle13
#18Crimbo dog sweater1
#55Crimbo fudge701
#74Crimbo paste1
#47Crimbo peppermint bark714
#85Crimbo pie49
#483Crimbo salad2
#15Crimbo sapling1
#83Crimbo tattoo kit1
#272Crimbo ukulele1
#350Crimbo wreath2
#111Crimbojito2
#14Crimbolex watch10
#53Crimbomega drive chain1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#150Crimbonium fuel rod13
#118Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision1
#135Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping1
#111Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency1
#268Crimbot battery1
#359Crimbot schematic: Big Head4
#186Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel2
#210Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher1
#15Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper1
#38Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw1
#210Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter1
#224Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder1
#259Crimbot schematic: Crab Core1
#245Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso1
#244Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head1
#246Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun1
#259Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun1
#15Crimbot schematic: Gun Face1
#211Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs1
#205Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads1
#418Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs2
#247Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan1
#26Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack1
#30Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler1
#219Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite1
#460Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise1
#363Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis1
#244Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder1
#218Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module1
#409Crimbot schematic: Power Arm2
#245Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler1
#216Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head1
#24Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis1
#374Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker1
#14Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt1
#472Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun1
#366Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet1
#372Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis3
#253Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet1
#39Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower1
#23Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm1
#20Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs1
#13Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball1
#58Crimbough1
#2374Crimboween memo1
#127Crimboysters Rockefeller2
#954Crimbuck726
#31Crimbylow-rise jeans1
#51Crown of Thrones1
#98Crown of the Goblin King180
#18Cursed Punch15
#17Cycloney1
#347D roll1
#40DNOTC Box6
#148DUFRESNE Suds24
#150Daffy Taffy238
#21Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually12
#46Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting1
#20Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested36
#18Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master24
#22Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart17
#20Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose28
#18Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week28
#102Daisy's unclean bloomers1
#93Danglin' Chad's loincloth6
#56Dark & Starry1
#86Das Überkühlraum trading card2
#532Deactivated O. A. F.1
#12Dear Past Self Package1
#33Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe22
#129Dennis's blessing of Minerva1
#25Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce2
#780Dickory Farms Gift Basket7
#306Diet Cloaca Cola3
#14Dinsey Maintenance Manual1
#33Dinsey Whinskey1
#12Dinsey face paint4
#31Dinsey food-cone1
#4Dinsey tattoo kit2
#13Dinsey's brain1
#14Dinsey's glove1
#15Dinsey's oculus1
#14Dinsey's pants1
#9Dinsey's pizza cutter1
#4Dinsey's radar dish2
#290Disco 'Fro Pick9
#454Disco Banjo1
#29Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog1
#14Disgeist17
#48Dish of Clarified Butter1
#30Distant Woods Getaway Brochure1
#313Divine1
#39Doc Clock's thyme cocktail1
#77Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment90
#212Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir51
#36Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic2
#80Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent12
#230Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm6
#31Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum9
#668Doc's Miracle Cure1
#118Dogsgotnonoz pills2
#16Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat1
#923Dolphin King's crown4
#269Double Bacon Beelzeburger36
#30Doublepunchplanter2
#1496Dr. Hobo's scalpel1
#84Drac & Tan1
#66Dramatic™ range29
#190Dreadsylvanian Almanac page16
#11Dreadsylvanian cold pocket1
#15Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned1
#13Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy1
#26Dreadsylvanian grimlet1
#8Dreadsylvanian hemlock1
#8Dreadsylvanian hot pocket1
#14Dreadsylvanian hot toddy1
#45Dreadsylvanian seed pod7
#20Dreadsylvanian skeleton key2
#11Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket1
#15Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple1
#23Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket1
#13Dreadsylvanian stew1
#9Dreadsylvanian stink pocket1
#11Dressage1
#14Drip Institute petri dish2
#15Drip harness2
#38Driplet1
#4Dripwood slab1
#98Drizzlers™ Black Licorice1
#94Drowsy Sword161
#18Drunk Uncles holo-record1
#63Drunken Astrophysicist1
#54Drunken Neurologist1
#52Drunken Philosopher1
#7Drunkula's ring of haze1
#28Drunkula's silky pants1
#81Dump Truck1
#43Duskwalker fangs17
#19Duskwalker syringe108
#156Dust bunny6
#88Dweebisol™ inhaler1
#1306Dyspepsi grenade4
#711Dyspepsi-Cola78
#1084Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#858Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#580Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#12EMD holo-record1
#42Earring of Fire2
#47Earth and Firewater1
#54Earth, Wind and Firewater2
#86Eau de Guaneau7
#168Ecto-Cooler7
#60Effermint™ tablets89
🥉Egnaro berry82
#219El Sombrero De Lopez10
#99El Vibrato drone1
#42El Vibrato energy spear1
#45El Vibrato helmet1
#31El Vibrato leg guards1
#173El Vibrato power sphere7
#81El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)1
#42El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)5
#161El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)4
#99El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)7
#46El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)7
#30El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)9
#145El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)3
#60El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)6
#147El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)7
#130El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)7
#180El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)3
#52Elder Turtle Shell19
#19Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror3
#32Eldritch snap3
#23Electric Punch1
#114Elf Farm Raffle ticket32
#37Elfin shortbread38
#91Elizabeth's paintbrush1
#44Ellsbury's skull2
#183Elmley shades6
#211Elron's Explosive Etude1
#63Elvish delight9
#39En Una Fila Tequila2
#124Enchanted Flyswatter1
#126Enchanted Plunger1
#25Energy Buzz Pastaco1
#23Engorged Sausages and You1
#348Ent cider22
#49Event Horizon2
#123Everlasting Deckswabber4
#40Every Day is Like This Sundae2
#53Extra-slimy Slimosa1
#694FDKOL commendation28
#30FDKOL fire hose1
#59FDKOL hotcakes130
#61FDKOL tattoo1
#19Fabiotion6
#45Falcon™ Maltese Liquor1
#119Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium1
#203Fantasma en la Máquina4
#122FantasyRealm Mage's Hat2
#125FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask3
#125FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm3
#15FantasyRealm guest pass1
#28FantasyRealm key3
#41FantasyRealm membership packet1
#4FantasyRealm tattoo kit1
#55Fauna Libre1
#15Faux1
#40Feliz Navidad1
#288Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots35
#15Ferrigno's Elixir of Power191
#38Fettris1
#1688Feynman gate1
#13Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)1
#38Finnish Fish1
#41Firewater2
#56Fitspiration™ poster41
#41Five Second Energy™1
#67Flamin' Whatshisname6
#64Flaming Caipiranha1
#77Flaming Knob1
#34Flaming Mohobo8
#71Flaming Sazerorc1
#13Flan1
#31Flan in the Moon1
#13Flaskfull of Hollow3,055
#89Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form1
#52Flying Caipiranha1
#62Fog Murderer3
#75Former Sheriff Dan's tin star1
#30Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit2
#31Frankly Mr. Shank2
#129Frat Army FGF51
#127Freddie's blessing of Mercury1
#246Freddy Kruegerand1
#49French bronilla brogurt1
#133Friendliness Beverage59
#50Friendly Turkey1
#57Frigid Northern Beans2
#168Frogade2
#82Fromage Pinotage1
#32Frost™ brand sword6
#84Frosty's arm1
#65Frosty's carrot2
#264Frosty's frosty mug6
#16Frosty's iceball1
#58Frosty's nailbat2
#77Frosty's old silk hat2
#121Frosty's snowball sack1
#63Frown Exerciser1
#116Fu Manchu Wax2
#226Fudge Fiber Armor Plating3
#126Fudgie Roll2
#12Fun-Guy spore58
#76FunFunds™34
🥈Fuzzby1
#16Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred1
#42Fuzzy Tentacle2
#100GOTO9
#11Gabarbar9
#151Gaia beads28
#34Galapagosian Cuisses16
#179Game Grid ticket26
#100Game Grid token73
#7GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine1,419
🥇Garland of Greatness1
#35Garter of the Turtle Poacher16
#56Gathered Meat-Clip239
#63Gauntlets of the Blood Moon8
#8Gazelleton1
#148Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire2
#99Gearhead Goo5
#65Genalen™ Bottle85
#29Gene Tonic: Beast1
#25Gene Tonic: Constellation1
#23Gene Tonic: Construct1
#20Gene Tonic: Demon1
#32Gene Tonic: Dude1
#23Gene Tonic: Elemental1
#20Gene Tonic: Elf1
#27Gene Tonic: Fish1
#20Gene Tonic: Goblin1
#20Gene Tonic: Hippy1
#19Gene Tonic: Hobo1
#24Gene Tonic: Horror1
#22Gene Tonic: Humanoid1
#16Gene Tonic: Insect1
#15Gene Tonic: Mer-kin1
#16Gene Tonic: Orc1
#14Gene Tonic: Penguin12
#17Gene Tonic: Pirate3
#25Gene Tonic: Plant1
#19Gene Tonic: Slime1
#23Gene Tonic: Undead1
#26Gene Tonic: Weird1
#172General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket6
#59Gets-You-Drunk2
#12Ghiaccio Colada1
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#118yak whip1
#109yakskin buckler1
#80yakskin kilt1
#106yakskin pants1
#63yakskin skirt1
#181yam candy1
#34ye olde golde frontes7
#167yellow brick road7
#429yellow candy heart80
#200yellow candygram4
#142yellow drunki-bear3
#104yellow glowstick12
#345yellow gummi ingot94
#48yellow matter custard3
#852yellow paisley oyster egg3
#17yellow pixel2,893
#7yellow pixel potion36
#101yellow plastic hard hat1
#2818yellow plastic oyster egg1
#881yellow polka-dot oyster egg2
🥉yellow puck with a bow on it1
#40yellow seashell60
#2115yellow snowcone1
#1637yellow striped oyster egg1
#321yeti fur565
#2204yo1
#794yo-yo29
#213yohohoyo13
#139yule gruel4
#51yule pup3
#168yummy death watch beetle2
#51zen motorcycle1
#40zmobie33
#67zombie1
#78zombie dinosaur egg1
#47zombie hollandaise49
#20zombie mariachi hat1
#29zombie mariachi pants1
#1201zombie pineal gland3

Wow, that's 425,861 items total!

what items are this player missing?