| #41 | A Guide to Burning Leaves | 2 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #14 | Bastille Battalion control rig crate | 2 |
| #78 | Batfellow comic | 1 |
| #36 | Beach Comb Box | 1 |
| 🥉 | Belt of Loathing | 1 |
| #34 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
| #120 | Booke of Vampyric Knowledge | 1 |
| #35 | Boxing Day care package | 1 |
| #255 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 4 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #6 | Carol of the Bulls | 20 |
| #5 | Carol of the Hells | 20 |
| #5 | Carol of the Thrills | 20 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #30 | Chester's moustache | 3 |
| #101 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 3 |
| #68 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 1 |
| 🥉 | Crimbeau de toilette | 300 |
| 🥉 | Crimbo Carol tattoo kit | 10 |
| #4 | Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit | 10 |
| 🥇 | Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit | 100 |
| #110 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #5 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 20 |
| #27 | Crimbolex watch | 5 |
| #55 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 1 |
| #60 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 2 |
| #95 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 1 |
| #43 | Dark Jill-of-All-Trades | 2 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #17 | Distant Woods Getaway Brochure | 2 |
| #84 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 1 |
| #12 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 11 |
| #73 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 1 |
| #62 | Elf Guard fuel tank | 1 |
| #47 | Elf Guard honor present | 5 |
| #72 | Elf Guard insignia (general) | 1 |
| #19 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 5 |
| #55 | Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit | 1 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #64 | Frosty's carrot | 2 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #12 | God Lobster Egg | 3 |
| #4 | Goggles of Loathing | 1 |
| 🥈 | Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled) | 2 |
| #11 | Great Wolf's left paw | 2 |
| #20 | Guzzlr application | 1 |
| #5 | HOA citation pad | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #12 | Horsery contract | 1 |
| #166 | How to Play Othello | 1 |
| #34 | January's Garbage Tote (unopened) | 1 |
| #5 | Jeans of Loathing | 1 |
| #7 | Jekyllin hide belt | 3 |
| 🥈 | LOV Entrance Pass | 20 |
| #34 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 7 |
| #59 | Lolsipop | 1 |
| #46 | Manual of Lock Picking | 1 |
| #36 | MayDay™ contract | 1 |
| #7 | Mayor Ghost's cloak | 3 |
| 🥈 | Mayor Ghost's gavel | 4 |
| #8 | Mayor Ghost's khakis | 2 |
| 🥉 | Mayor Ghost's sash | 2 |
| #4 | Mayor Ghost's scissors | 1 |
| #26 | Mayor Ghost's toupee | 1 |
| #14 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 3 |
| #43 | My Own Pen Pal kit | 1 |
| #53 | Neverending Party invitation envelope | 1 |
| #54 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 2 |
| #49 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 2 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #41 | PirateRealm membership packet | 1 |
| #12 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 11 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #103 | Pocket Square of Loathing | 1 |
| #30 | Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them | 1 |
| #7 | Quiets-Your-Steps | 1 |
| #45 | Rethinking Candy | 1 |
| #7 | Retrospecs try-at-home kit | 2 |
| #29 | Rock Garden Guide | 2 |
| #7 | S.I.T. Course Voucher | 5 |
| #4 | Scepter of Loathing | 1 |
| #83 | Schrödinger's thermos | 451 |
| #73 | Small Medium | 1 |
| #22 | Snow Suit | 1 |
| #47 | SongBoom™ BoomBox Box | 1 |
| #6 | Source terminal | 2 |
| #14 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| #98 | Star Spawn | 1 |
| #81 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 1 |
| #12 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 9 |
| #10 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 9 |
| #11 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 9 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 15 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 11 |
| #15 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 9 |
| #13 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 | 3 |
| #49 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells | 1 |
| #15 | The Spirit of Giving | 2 |
| #154 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 19 |
| #156 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 78 |
| 🥉 | Treads of Loathing | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #13 | Twitching Television Tattoo | 4 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #11 | Underworld flail | 1 |
| #41 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld truncheon | 3 |
| 🥈 | Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg | 3 |
| #10 | Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword | 1 |
| #7 | Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards | 2 |
| #5 | Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap | 3 |
| #9 | Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper | 2 |
| #17 | Warms-Your-Tush | 1 |
| #5 | Witchess Set | 2 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #51 | Zombo's skullcap | 2 |
| #60 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 40 |
| 🥉 | airplane charter: Conspiracy Island | 2 |
| #7 | airplane charter: Dinseylandfill | 2 |
| #15 | airplane charter: Spring Break Beach | 2 |
| #8 | airplane charter: That 70s Volcano | 2 |
| #7 | airplane charter: The Glaciest | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #342 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 4 |
| #398 | antique bottle opener | 2 |
| #41 | antique nutcracker figurine | 10 |
| #35 | antique painting of a landscape | 15 |
| #184 | antique record album | 15 |
| #9 | avatar of the Unconscious Collective | 1 |
| #26 | baby camelCalf | 1 |
| #38 | baby chest mimic | 3 |
| #11 | baby rigging snake | 9 |
| 🥈 | bag of Iunion stones | 4 |
| 🥇 | bag of park garbage | 12,533,163 |
| #9 | bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts | 3 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #57 | book of facts | 2 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #48 | bottle of Bloodweiser | 4 |
| #72 | bottle-rocket crossbow | 1 |
| #7 | bottled Vampire Vintner | 3 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #11 | box o' ghosts | 3 |
| #48 | box of bear arms | 1 |
| #27 | boxed Apriling band helmet | 3 |
| #53 | boxed Mayam Calendar | 2 |
| #26 | boxed august scepter | 3 |
| #29 | boxed autumn-aton | 2 |
| #98 | boxed gumball machine | 1 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #296 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #55 | carnivorous potted plant | 2 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #161 | cloning kit | 3 |
| #24 | closed-circuit phone system | 3 |
| #46 | combat lover's locket lockbox | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #15 | crated wardrobe-o-matic | 2 |
| #100 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 2 |
| #114 | crystal Crimbo platter | 1 |
| #80 | cursed monkey glove | 1 |
| #33 | deactivated nanobots | 1 |
| #7 | deed to Oliver's Place | 6 |
| #1796 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #30 | deluxe fax machine | 8 |
| #480 | dense meat stack | 100 |
| #160 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 1 |
| #25 | depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 1 |
| #41 | depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 1 |
| #40 | depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 1 |
| #46 | depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #28 | depleted Grimacite ninja mask | 1 |
| #22 | depleted Grimacite shinguards | 1 |
| #32 | depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
| #16 | designer sweatpants (new old stock) | 3 |
| #17 | disconnected intergnat | 1 |
| #6 | do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit | 16 |
| #128 | electric pants | 1 |
| #12 | electronic Brain Trainer game | 1 |
| #5 | emo roe | 1 |
| #22 | emotion chip | 1 |
| #13 | eternal knot tattoo | 1 |
| #38 | exclusive club | 1 |
| #113 | festive egg sac | 1 |
| #30 | fist turkey outline | 1 |
| #280 | flask of tainted mining oil | 5 |
| #181 | fleshy putty | 1 |
| #77 | floaty stone sphere | 1 |
| #49 | folder (heavy metal) | 3 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #12 | gilded trumpet | 2 |
| #134 | golden fleece | 1 |
| 🥇 | green rocket | 80,000 |
| #37 | grey gosling | 1 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #586 | hobo nickel | 313 |
| #21 | huge Crimbo cookie | 14 |
| #15 | in-the-box spring shoes | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #15 | kitten burglar | 2 |
| #165 | lab-grown meat | 2 |
| #13 | latte lovers club card | 3 |
| #10 | locked mumming trunk | 2 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #281 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 6 |
| #283 | magical pony: Pearjack | 5 |
| #241 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 8 |
| #297 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 5 |
| #411 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 3 |
| #472 | magical pony: Uniquity | 2 |
| #16 | malevolent medallion | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #81 | mimeplasm | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #22 | mini kiwi egg | 2 |
| #10 | mint condition Lil' Doctor™ bag | 3 |
| #11 | mint condition magnifying glass | 2 |
| #22 | mint-in-box Powerful Glove | 1 |
| #27 | mummified entombed cookbookbat | 2 |
| #219 | negative lump | 100 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #36 | packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet | 1 |
| #27 | packaged Everfull Dart Holster | 3 |
| #24 | packaged June cleaver | 2 |
| #33 | packaged Jurassic Parka | 2 |
| #13 | packaged Pocket Professor | 2 |
| #11 | packaged SpinMaster™ lathe | 2 |
| #36 | packaged backup camera | 1 |
| #52 | packaged cold medicine cabinet | 1 |
| #7 | packaged familiar scrapbook | 3 |
| #7 | packaged industrial fire extinguisher | 3 |
| #12 | packaged miniature crystal ball | 2 |
| #35 | packaged model train set | 2 |
| #30 | panicked kernel | 2 |
| #110 | peppermint eel sauce | 100 |
| #145 | peppermint-scented socks | 1 |
| #32 | pet anchor | 8 |
| #8 | pet bad vibe | 2 |
| #96 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #193 | poisonsettia | 1 |
| #94 | potato alarm clock | 1 |
| #24 | power seed | 1 |
| #115 | pristine walrus tusk | 1 |
| #11 | punching mirror | 5 |
| #103 | quantum nanopolymer spider web | 2 |
| #11 | raffle prize box | 45 |
| #9 | red coin | 11 |
| #20 | red-spotted snapper roe | 1 |
| #924 | ridiculous cocktail | 1 |
| #18 | rune-strewn spoon cocoon | 2 |
| #9 | shining star cap | 2 |
| #14 | shortest-order cook | 2 |
| #232 | shot of mescal | 2 |
| #24 | shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog | 3 |
| #25 | shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo | 3 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #31 | sinistral homunculus | 1 |
| #28 | sleeping patriotic eagle | 3 |
| #176 | slime convention coupons | 1 |
| #183 | slime convention flyers | 1 |
| #297 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
| #188 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #45 | snakebite | 1 |
| #122 | space port | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #182 | spirit sheet | 1 |
| #73 | steel drivin' hammer | 15 |
| #12 | strange helix fossil | 6 |
| #30 | stuffed-shirt scarecrow | 2 |
| #7 | subscription cocoa dispenser | 1 |
| #33 | synthetic rock | 3 |
| #161 | tarnished bottlecap | 1 |
| #99 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 1 |
| #15 | time-twitching toolbelt | 1 |
| #98 | tiny goth giant | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #35 | undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella | 1 |
| #36 | undrilled cosmic bowling ball | 1 |
| #200 | universal biscuit | 1 |
| #40 | unoccupied sheep suit | 1 |
| #12 | unopened Bird-a-Day calendar | 2 |
| #9 | unopened diabolic pizza cube box | 2 |
| #44 | unopened tiny stillsuit | 1 |
| #4 | unpowered Robortender | 2 |
| #20 | vampyric cloake pattern | 2 |
| #27 | voter registration form | 1 |
| #437 | warbear battery | 2 |
| #252 | warbear bearserker potion | 1 |
| #308 | warbear drone assembler | 1 |
| #199 | warbear laser beacon | 1 |
| #433 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 1 |
| #29 | warehouse key | 24 |
| #28 | white arm towel | 1 |
| #32 | wrapped candy cane sword cane | 3 |
| #7 | yule pup | 10 |
| #125 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |