| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #2351 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #486 | Bonerdagon necklace | 24 |
| #899 | Boss Bat bling | 3 |
| #898 | Boss Bat britches | 15 |
| #35 | Boxing Day care package | 1 |
| #23 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #141 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 20 |
| #86 | Crimbo crystal shards | 2 |
| #16 | Crimbo stockings | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #334 | Crown of the Goblin King | 70 |
| #244 | Drowsy Sword | 78 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #42 | FantasyRealm membership packet | 1 |
| #92 | Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form | 1 |
| #55 | Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit | 1 |
| #603 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #320 | Instant Karma | 24 |
| #294 | Iron Beta of Industry | 32 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #776 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #321 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 78 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #37 | MayDay™ contract | 1 |
| #87 | Misty Cape | 27 |
| #82 | Misty Cloak | 23 |
| #88 | Misty Robe | 28 |
| #53 | Neverending Party invitation envelope | 1 |
| #16 | New-You Club Membership Form | 1 |
| #474 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 12 |
| #25 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 167 |
| #27 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 178 |
| #24 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 163 |
| #155 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 5 |
| #251 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 2 |
| #133 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 6 |
| #8 | Oopsie IPA | 1 |
| #518 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 4 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #30 | Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them | 1 |
| #54 | Rock Garden Guide | 1 |
| #50 | S.I.T. Course Voucher | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #47 | SongBoom™ BoomBox Box | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #122 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 3 |
| #63 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 16 |
| #176 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 71 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #350 | anniversary gift box | 8 |
| #26 | baby camelCalf | 1 |
| #130 | bad-ass club | 1 |
| #631 | badass belt | 78 |
| 🥉 | barrel-aged eggnog | 23 |
| #4 | basking robin | 1 |
| #31 | bottled Vampire Vintner | 1 |
| #34 | bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ | 3 |
| #2576 | box of sunshine | 40 |
| #15 | broken chocolate pocketwatch | 1 |
| #277 | cabooze | 1 |
| #221 | chocomotive | 4 |
| #74 | closed-circuit phone system | 1 |
| #1631 | club necklace | 4 |
| #100 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 2 |
| #92 | crystal Crimbo platter | 2 |
| #80 | cursed monkey glove | 1 |
| #6 | delicious star salad | 40 |
| #2463 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #674 | disassembled clover | 50 |
| #73 | donated booze | 298 |
| #64 | donated candy | 357 |
| #70 | donated food | 377 |
| #16 | fruit bat | 1 |
| #383 | ghost of a necklace | 5 |
| #1592 | giant pinky ring | 5 |
| #625 | gold wedding ring | 3 |
| #8 | hand-crafted candy cane | 2 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #3380 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #444 | jazz soap | 67 |
| #179 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #28 | locked mumming trunk | 1 |
| #59 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #35 | mint condition Lil' Doctor™ bag | 1 |
| #372 | old sweatpants | 197 |
| #58 | packaged Jurassic Parka | 1 |
| #52 | packaged cold medicine cabinet | 1 |
| #24 | packaged familiar scrapbook | 1 |
| #26 | packaged industrial fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #25 | packaged miniature crystal ball | 1 |
| #59 | packaged model train set | 1 |
| #18 | pantogram | 1 |
| #116 | pile of Trainbot parts | 111 |
| #17 | poncho de azucar | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2217 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #67 | shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo | 1 |
| #19 | snowpack | 1 |
| #229 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 60 |
| #411 | spectre scepter | 78 |
| #1206 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 33 |
| #2398 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 20 |
| #3018 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 15 |
| #1106 | stuffed Meat | 39 |
| #3547 | stuffed angry cow | 12 |
| #3333 | stuffed astral badger | 13 |
| #3247 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 14 |
| #2381 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 21 |
| #3599 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 12 |
| #4302 | stuffed hand turkey | 9 |
| #649 | stuffed key | 87 |
| #2660 | stuffed mind flayer | 18 |
| #1311 | stuffed monocle | 30 |
| #2593 | stuffed scary death orb | 19 |
| #2675 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 18 |
| #2290 | stuffed snowy owl | 21 |
| #3591 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 12 |
| #4556 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #1113 | stuffed teddy butler | 39 |
| #1279 | stuffed tin of caviar | 32 |
| #3745 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 11 |
| #39 | sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #35 | undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella | 1 |
| #36 | undrilled cosmic bowling ball | 1 |
| #40 | vampyric cloake pattern | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #18 | xo-skeleton-in-a-box | 1 |