| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #2353 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #485 | Bonerdagon necklace | 24 |
| #899 | Boss Bat bling | 3 |
| #900 | Boss Bat britches | 15 |
| #33 | Boxing Day care package | 1 |
| #23 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #145 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 20 |
| #88 | Crimbo crystal shards | 2 |
| #17 | Crimbo stockings | 1 |
| #111 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #338 | Crown of the Goblin King | 70 |
| #242 | Drowsy Sword | 78 |
| #1786 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #41 | FantasyRealm membership packet | 1 |
| #89 | Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form | 1 |
| #53 | Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit | 1 |
| #604 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #893 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #328 | Instant Karma | 24 |
| #294 | Iron Beta of Industry | 32 |
| #814 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #778 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #324 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 78 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #36 | MayDay™ contract | 1 |
| #87 | Misty Cape | 27 |
| #83 | Misty Cloak | 23 |
| #88 | Misty Robe | 28 |
| #53 | Neverending Party invitation envelope | 1 |
| #16 | New-You Club Membership Form | 1 |
| #478 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 12 |
| #25 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 167 |
| #27 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 178 |
| #24 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 163 |
| #156 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 5 |
| #253 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 2 |
| #136 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 6 |
| #8 | Oopsie IPA | 1 |
| #520 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 4 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #815 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #27 | Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them | 1 |
| #51 | Rock Garden Guide | 1 |
| #47 | S.I.T. Course Voucher | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #42 | SongBoom™ BoomBox Box | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #428 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #127 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 3 |
| #68 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 16 |
| #178 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 71 |
| #1613 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1172 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #348 | anniversary gift box | 8 |
| #28 | baby camelCalf | 1 |
| #132 | bad-ass club | 1 |
| #635 | badass belt | 78 |
| 🥉 | barrel-aged eggnog | 23 |
| #4 | basking robin | 1 |
| #30 | bottled Vampire Vintner | 1 |
| #35 | bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ | 3 |
| #2578 | box of sunshine | 40 |
| #15 | broken chocolate pocketwatch | 1 |
| #280 | cabooze | 1 |
| #227 | chocomotive | 4 |
| #72 | closed-circuit phone system | 1 |
| #1634 | club necklace | 4 |
| #103 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 2 |
| #95 | crystal Crimbo platter | 2 |
| #82 | cursed monkey glove | 1 |
| #7 | delicious star salad | 40 |
| #2468 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #676 | disassembled clover | 50 |
| #73 | donated booze | 298 |
| #66 | donated candy | 357 |
| #71 | donated food | 377 |
| #17 | fruit bat | 1 |
| #388 | ghost of a necklace | 5 |
| #1593 | giant pinky ring | 5 |
| #629 | gold wedding ring | 3 |
| #8 | hand-crafted candy cane | 2 |
| #5196 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #444 | jazz soap | 67 |
| #178 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #29 | locked mumming trunk | 1 |
| #58 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #32 | mint condition Lil' Doctor™ bag | 1 |
| #379 | old sweatpants | 197 |
| #56 | packaged Jurassic Parka | 1 |
| #69 | packaged Roman Candelabra | 1 |
| #50 | packaged cold medicine cabinet | 1 |
| #25 | packaged familiar scrapbook | 1 |
| #25 | packaged industrial fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #26 | packaged miniature crystal ball | 1 |
| #55 | packaged model train set | 1 |
| #20 | pantogram | 1 |
| #117 | pile of Trainbot parts | 111 |
| #18 | poncho de azucar | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2725 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2227 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2768 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #17 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #63 | shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo | 1 |
| #19 | snowpack | 1 |
| #230 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 60 |
| #410 | spectre scepter | 78 |
| #1213 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 33 |
| #2405 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 20 |
| #3027 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 15 |
| #1110 | stuffed Meat | 39 |
| #3554 | stuffed angry cow | 12 |
| #3338 | stuffed astral badger | 13 |
| #3253 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 14 |
| #2391 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 21 |
| #3604 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 12 |
| #4309 | stuffed hand turkey | 9 |
| #652 | stuffed key | 87 |
| #2670 | stuffed mind flayer | 18 |
| #1315 | stuffed monocle | 30 |
| #2600 | stuffed scary death orb | 19 |
| #2681 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 18 |
| #2298 | stuffed snowy owl | 21 |
| #3600 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 12 |
| #4565 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #1115 | stuffed teddy butler | 39 |
| #1279 | stuffed tin of caviar | 32 |
| #3754 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 11 |
| #38 | sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #32 | undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella | 1 |
| #33 | undrilled cosmic bowling ball | 1 |
| #39 | vampyric cloake pattern | 1 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #18 | xo-skeleton-in-a-box | 1 |