Museum :: Leg o Lam

Leg o Lam

Rank	Item	Quantity
🥇	Franken Stein	1
#44	Überraschthexengebräu	14
#54	11-leaf clover	24
#19	20-lb can of rice and beans	16
#11	A Guide to Burning Leaves	5
#569	ASCII shirt	2
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#30	Alewife™ Ale	119
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#148	Ambitious Turkey	1
#660	Ancient Saucehelm	4
#834	Angelhair Culottes	1
#71	Apathargic Bandersnatch	1
#25	Ass-Stompers of Violence	1
#18	AutumnFest ale	154
#51	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	2
#20	BROS Energy Drink	76
#34	Bag o' Tricks	2
#843	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#752	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	16
#13	Bastille Battalion control rig crate	2
#15	Beach Comb Box	2
#11	Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	4
#17	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	42
#193	Blackfly Chardonnay	24
#909	Bling of the New Wave	1
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#44	Boltsmann ID badge	1
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#184	Boozehounds Anonymous token	4
#10	Boris's beer	11
🥉	Boris's key lime	194
#229	Boris's key lime pie	4
#7	Boulevardier cocktail	80
#93	Bowl of Scorpions	3
#7	Boxing Day care package	3
#16	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	25
#13	Brimstone Brooch	2
#7	Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	3
#830	Bulky Buddy Box	3
#460	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#66	CSA cheerfulness ration	154
#75	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	190
#45	Caipiranha	1
#46	Camp Scout backpack	1
#64	Candicaine	2
#28	Cerebral Cloche	8
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#33	Cerebral Culottes	5
#44	Chakra Libre	2
#12	Champagne Shimmy	7
🥇	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	1
#23	Children's Meal of the Damned	1
#61	Chroner	1,551
#68	Citrus Crush wine cooler	2
#11	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	5
#55	Claybender glasses	13
#514	Cloaca-Cola	64
#456	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	8
#396	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	7
#600	Cloaca-Cola helmet	4
#695	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	2
#610	Cloaca-Cola shield	4
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#69	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	21
#43	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	2
#528	Colander of Em-er'il	5
#19	Cold Stone of Hatred	1
#89	Comma Chameleon egg	1
#12	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	2
🥉	Congressional Medal of Insanity	2
#887	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	2
#331	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	2
#325	Corpse Island iced tea	16
#9	Counterclockwise Watch	1
#34	Crazymaker	8
#182	Crimbo Factory surprise box	16
#20	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	3
#109	Crimbo dinner	3
#45	Crimbo food scraps	247
#144	Crimbo salad	6
#97	Crimbo ukulele	2
#177	Crimbojito	1
#5	Crimbolex watch	26
#35	Crimbosmopolitan	37
#19	Crimbow Rainbo	5
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#18	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	3
#34	Crimbuccaneer breeches	5
#105	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	3
#49	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	4
#78	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	161
#36	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	3
#22	Crimbuccaneer lantern	3
#28	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	31
#36	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	2
#321	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	2
#19	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	59
#21	Crimbuccaneer shirt	29
#105	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	1
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#43	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	15
#21	Crown of Thrones	2
🥉	Dad's brandy	963
#16	Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	4
#104	Deactivated O. A. F.	8
🥈	Dinsey Whinskey	342
#13	Dinsey's brain	1
#14	Dinsey's pants	1
#120	Disco 'Fro Pick	14
#4	Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	5
#74	Divine	16
#38	Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	1
#37	Doc's Limbering Wine	1
#198	Doc's Miracle Cure	7
#31	Doublepunchplanter	2
#63	Drac & Tan	2
#27	Dreadsylvanian grimlet	1
#31	Drunken Astrophysicist	5
#54	Drunken Neurologist	1
#26	Dump Truck	10
#1514	Dyspepsi grenade	2
#390	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	8
#770	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	3
#673	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	2
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#13	Earth, Wind and Firewater	17
#480	El Sombrero De Lopez	5
#949	Elder Turtle Shell	3
#25	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	4
#66	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	2
#25	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	4
#343	Elf Guard MPC	4
#15	Elf Guard SCUBA tank	3
#9	Elf Guard broom	4
#15	Elf Guard clipboard	3
#15	Elf Guard commandeering gloves	22
#8	Elf Guard eyedrops	64
#24	Elf Guard fuel tank	3
#33	Elf Guard hangover cure	2
#113	Elf Guard honor present	1
#35	Elf Guard hotpants	4
#72	Elf Guard insignia (general)	1
#40	Elf Guard insignia (private)	4
#8	Elf Guard mouthknife	37
#8	Elf Guard officer's sidearm	38
#43	Elf Guard patrol cap	3
#90	Elf Guard payroll bag	3
#14	Elf Guard red and white beret	4
#28	Elf Guard safety bear	5
#33	Elf Guard strategic map	3
#38	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	31
🥇	Elf Guard war standard	1
#53	Elmley shades	27
#11	Elvish sunglasses	4
#21	Elvish underarmor	2
#49	Event Horizon	2
#29	Extrovermectin™	1
#17	FantasyRealm membership packet	2
#57	Firewater	1
#48	Flamin' Whatshisname	13
#12	Flaming Caipiranha	21
#77	Flaming Knob	1
#25	Flaming Mohobo	12
#31	Flaming Sazerorc	5
#19	Fog Murderer	27
#30	Folder Holder	1
#30	Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	2
#699	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#15	Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred	1
#64	Fuzzy Tentacle	1
#12	Girdle of Hatred	1
#5	God Lobster Egg	5
#13	Gold Velvet™ whiskey	126
#24	Golden Mr. Accessory	3
#4	Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog	2
#72	Gordon Bennett	11
#17	Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog	1
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#725	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#16	Great Ball of Frozen Fire	3
#68	Great Older Fashioned	1
#52	Greatest American Pants	1
#27	Green Burlap	5
#657	Green Clover of Justice	3
#31	Green Giant	7
#49	Green Manalishi	79
#59	Green Velvet	1
#8	Guzzlr application	2
#19	Haymaker	7
#41	Herringtini	2
#59	Humanitini	2
#41	Jackhammer	2
#19	Jamaican coffee	26
#23	Jarlsberg's key lime	43
#213	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	4
#25	Jekyllin hide belt	2
#20	Jodhpurs of Violence	1
#59	Juju Mojo Mask	1
#293	Knob Goblin elite shirt	26
#382	Knob Goblin steroids	21
#7	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	381
🥉	KoL Con 13 snowglobe	4
#22	LI-11 Motor Pool voucher	1
#414	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	3
#398	Lederhosen of the Night	3
#17	Lens of Hatred	1
#18	Lens of Violence	1
#144	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	1
#15	Libram of Divine Favors	3
#25	Libram of Love Songs	3
#102	Lil' Snowball Factory	1
#11	Loathing Legion knife	3
#57	Lollipop Drop	1
#42	Lucky Surprise Egg	286
#22	Mae West with a fly in it	16
#9	March hat	3
🥉	Marltini	1,233
#6	MayDay™ contract	4
#27	Mayflower bouquet	2
#4	McHugeLarge deluxe ski set	6
#297	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	9
#61	McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	1
#131	Meat maid	1
#326	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	16
#334	Meleegra™ pills	29
#49	Mer-kin begsign	2
#30	Mer-kin cancerstick	8
#25	Mer-kin eyeglasses	8
#113	Mer-kin prayerbeads	3
#9	Mer-kin stopwatch	11
#30	Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey	338
#1206	Mob Penguin cellular phone	9
#107	Mon Tiki	18
🥈	Monster Manuel	3
#68	Moonshine Mohobo	1
#35	More Humanitini than Humanitini	3
#40	Mr. Balloon	3
#23	Mr. Burnsger	3
#7	Mr. Cheeng's spectacles	18
#7	Mr. Eh?	2
#14	Murderer's Punch	89
#84	Neuromancer	14
#214	New Zealand iced tea	34
#726	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#11	Oh, the Humanitini	52
🥇	Oopsie IPA	7
#21	Operation Patriot Shield	2
#60	Orangemageddon wine cooler	3
#126	Orcish meat locker	4
#44	Order of the Silver Wossname	16
🥉	Our Daily Candles™ order form	5
#1599	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	2
#16	Pantaloons of Hatred	1
#158	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	10
#23	Pigsticker of Violence	1
#818	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#40	PirateRealm membership packet	1
#67	Plague of Locusts	1
#12	Platinum Yendorian Express Card	1
#47	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	3
🥉	Pocket Meteor Guide	4
#12	Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them	2
#333	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	2
🥇	Professor of Spelunkology	3
#23	Prunets	66
#94	Psychotic Train wine	7
#8	Puffstone cigar	2
#44	Punchplanter	1
#26	Purple Beast energy drink	289
#4	Quaatorade™	14
#113	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	11
#21	Radberry Rip wine cooler	11
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#450	Ram's Face Lager	39
#45	Rethinking Candy	1
🥈	Retrospecs try-at-home kit	5
#5	Rock Garden Guide	6
#47	Russian Ice	11
#5	S.I.T. Course Voucher	5
#76	Sacramento wine	6
🥇	SalesCo sample kit	1
#662	Scalp of Gorgolok	5
#53	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	2
#9	Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque	5
🥇	Sexy Cosmo	994
#40	Shot of the Living Dead	7
#63	Sloe Comfortable Zoo	1
#20	Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	16
#619	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#11	Small Medium	3
#26	Smuggler's Punch	1
🥇	Sneaky Pete's key lime	595
#192	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	5
#20	Snow Suit	1
#20	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	4
#15	Spacegate access badge	1
#8	Spring Bros. ID badge	6
#64	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	54
#21	Staff of Simmering Hatred	1
#20	Strong, Silent Type	1
#162	Supernova Champagne	44
#50	TRIO cup of beer	3
#24	The Big Book of Communism	1
#54	The Encyclopedia of Fruit	2
#10	The Groose in the Hoose	1
#9	The Kloop in the Coop	1
#30	The One Mood Ring	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#68	The Superconductor's CPU	1
#137	Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	3
#267	Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	1
#100	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	1
#188	Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	1
#117	Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	2
#288	Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	1
🥇	Tickle-Me Emilio	1
#39	Tiki lighter	7
#34	Tome of Snowcone Summoning	1
#116	Trainbot autoassembly module	1
#73	Trainbot harness	1
#72	Trainbot radar monocle	1
#88	Trainbot slag	71
#60	Transylvania Sling	1
#26	Travoltan trousers	2
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#160	Tuesday's ruby	20
#7	Ultimate Mind Destroyer	70
#51	Ultra Mega Sour Ball	1
#15	Unagnimated Gnome	2
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#25	Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	1
#46	V for Vivala mask	1
#46	VYKEA mead	3
#197	Valentine's Day cake	3
#916	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
#6	Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife	5
#45	Wax Flask	20
#34	White Hyborian	11
#72	Ye Olde Meade	29
#134	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	4
#29	Yeg's Motel minibar key	1
#1613	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#139	Yeti Protest Sign	1
#134	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	9
#126	a little sump'm sump'm	33
#355	abominable snowcone	37
#19	adventurer clone egg	2
#84	agua de vida	88
#16	airplane charter: Dinseylandfill	1
#14	airplane charter: The Glaciest	1
#52	alabaster bishop	1
#27	alabaster king	1
#54	alabaster knight	1
#55	alabaster pawn	1
#27	alabaster queen	1
#58	alabaster rook	1
#5	alien gemstone	469
🥈	alien rock sample	19,166
#12	amber aviator shades	37
#51	ancient Elf dessert spoon	1
#28	ancient pills	29
#117	anniversary gift box	10
#40	antique bottle of cough syrup	17
#87	artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	22
#67	artisanal limoncello	17
#11	asbestos thermos	78
#451	aspirin	2
#17	astral badger	3
#6	astral mushroom	3,011
#38	autumn dollar	1
#32	autumn leaf	4
#11	baby camelCalf	2
#13	baby chest mimic	6
#223	baby killer bee	43
#19	baby rigging snake	5
#52	backwoods screwdriver	56
#352	baconstone bracelet	1
#10	baconstone earring	24
#29	baconstone pendant	10
#261	baconstone ring	1
#1322	badass belt	42
#205	bag of W&Ws	31
#47	bag of foreign bribes	4
#13	bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts	2
#967	baggie of powdered sugar	5
#76	balloon monkey	26
#75	baloney rotgut	3
#652	banana	5
#339	banana cream pie	1
#183	bark rootbeer	5
#47	barrel-aged martini	53
#709	barrrnacle	19
#4	basking robin	1
#500	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	4
#8	battery (car)	375
#27	beanbag chair	69
🥉	beaver punch (cherry)	89
#175	beavermouth	19
#24	beefy pill	15
#517	beer bomb	21
#130	beer bong	36
#217	beertini	10
#83	beery blood	1
#340	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	3
#359	bilge wine	37
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
#93	birthday party jellybean cheesecake	1
#127	black & tan	33
#7	black eyedrops	88
#41	black label	45
#168	black paisley oyster egg	25
#646	black plastic oyster egg	7
#93	black polka-dot oyster egg	49
#35	black snowcone	69
#587	black striped oyster egg	9
#40	blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail	1
#925	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#336	blood flower	25
#227	blood-faced volleyball	2
#616	bloody beer	8
#79	bloody mary	39
🥉	blue LavaCo Lamp™	16
#500	blue class ring	4
#204	blue paisley oyster egg	15
#1033	blue plastic oyster egg	4
#253	blue polka-dot oyster egg	15
🥈	blue ribbon	1
#22	blue snowcone	662
#513	blue striped oyster egg	9
🥇	blueberry muffin	25
#61	bobble-hip hula elf doll	2
#26	bolder boulder	1
#17	book of facts	5
#72	book of matches	24
#14	booze bindle	179
#5	booze drive button	1
#46	booze-soaked cherry	15
#106	bottle of Bloodweiser	1
🥈	bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon	760
#12	bottle of Evermore	1,127
#58	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
#49	bottle of Lambada Lambic	1
#334	bottle of Ooze-O	1
#174	bottle of Pete's Sake	2
#200	bottle of Pinot Renoir	8
#62	bottle of Professor Beer	1
#54	bottle of Rapier Witbier	1
#122	bottle of alcohol	43
#530	bottle of goofballs	49
#11	bottle of norwhiskey	698
#679	bottle of pirate juice	1
#10	bottle-rocket crossbow	3
🥉	bottled Vampire Vintner	5
#26	bottled green pixie	2
#241	bottled inspiration	2
#437	bow	1
#142	bow staff	1
#150	bowl of lucky charms	5
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
🥈	box o' ghosts	4
#50	box of Gratitude chocolates	2
#8	box of bear arms	3
#1130	box of sunshine	199
#9	boxed Apriling band helmet	6
#11	boxed Mayam Calendar	6
#7	boxed Sept-Ember Censer	5
#18	boxed august scepter	4
#6	boxed autumn-aton	5
#7	boxed bat wings	6
#256	boxed champagne	4
#30	boxed gumball machine	5
#110	boxed wine	446
#11	brain preservation fluid	14
#116	brilliant oyster egg	4
#44	broberry brogurt	1
#199	broken cellular phone	24
#354	bronze breastplate	3
#36	brown pirate pants	2
#118	bucket of wine	3
#127	bunch of bananas	44
#35	bundle of "fragrant" herbs	1
#119	bungle in the jungle	11
#4	cabooze	49
#437	calle de miel	2
#52	calle de miel with a fly in it	7
#71	can of Drooling Monk	1
#44	can of Rain-Doh	1
#386	can of Red Minotaur	10
#322	can of Swiller	7
#545	can of fake snow	1
#81	can of sterno	3
#1190	candy cane	28
#136	candy cigarette	14
#336	centipede eggs	8
#5	ceramic celery grater	2
#12	ceramic celsiturometer	1
#11	ceramic centurion shield	1
#7	ceramic cerecloth belt	2
#10	ceramic cestus	2
#64	chakra-mental wine	10
#33	cheap Chinese beer	11
#54	cheap plastic bottle opener	96
#17	cheap sunglasses	1,632
#998	cheap toaster	2
#108	cheerful Crimbo sweater	1
#87	cheerful antler hat	1
#86	cheerful pajama pants	1
🥈	cherry bomb	4
#12	chocolate covered ping-pong ball	197
#1564	chunk of depleted Grimacite	3
#64	cigarette lighter	30
#7	clan underground fireworks shop	1
#23	class five ecto-larva	2
#117	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	1
#276	clockwork key	9
#101	clockwork pants	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#9	closed-circuit phone system	6
#186	clutch of dodecapede eggs	1
#833	cocoa egg	5
#212	colored-light "necklace"	2
#7	combat lover's locket lockbox	5
#79	comfy pillow	8
#345	commemorative war stein	69
#52	complex mushroom wine	1
#215	concentrated magicalness pill	10
#14	container of Spooky Putty	4
#53	cool mushroom wine	7
#12	corked genie bottle	3
#206	corpse on the beach	25
#142	corpsebite	2
#305	corpsedriver	16
#286	corpsetini	18
#11	cotton candy cocoon	5
#5	cranberry margarita (brackish)	7,009
🥈	crated wardrobe-o-matic	5
#570	cream stout	1
#457	cruelty-free wine	2
#127	crystal Crimbo goblet	1
#168	cup of primitive beer	16
#47	cuppa Voraci tea	1
#16	cursed monkey glove	5
#29	damp old wallet	7
#23	dandy lion cub	2
#29	dark baconstone ring	1
#29	dark hamethyst ring	1
#180	deactivated MicroMechaMech	1
🥈	deactivated RoboGoose	1
#89	deactivated mini-Trainbot	2
#22	deactivated putty buddy	1
#152	dead guy's watch	64
#89	decanter of fine Scotch	3
#92	deck of tropical cards	4
#8	deed to Oliver's Place	5
#7	designer sweatpants (new old stock)	5
#65	dew yoana lei	2
#14	dew yoana salacious lei	14
#3289	diamond necklace	1
#22	dieting pill	46
#30	digital key lime	41
#383	digital key lime pie	1
🥉	dirty martini	4
🥇	disco biscuit	223
#109	disposable lighter	1
#539	distilled fortified wine	4
#213	doll house	27
#275	donated booze	27
#30	doppelshifter egg	1
#24	dorky glasses	136
🥈	dreaming Jung man	2
#53	dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	236
#242	droll monocle	1
#33	ducha de oro	94
#127	duct tape dockers	1
#293	dusty bottle of Marsala	65
#278	dusty bottle of Merlot	82
#268	dusty bottle of Muscat	79
#306	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	63
#257	dusty bottle of Port	94
#356	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	42
#745	easter egg balloon	33
#174	eggbeater	3
#2365	eggnog	2
#91	eldritch extract	1
#6	electric mushroom	18
#31	electric snakebite	32
#58	elemental caipiroska	4
🥈	elf sleeper agent	3
#305	elven squeeze	1
#80	emergency margarita	1
#23	emotion chip	1
#129	empty blowgun	20
#1180	encoder ring	1
#130	eternal car battery	1
#25	everfull glass	2
#465	evil golden arch	13
#1693	evil teddy bear	4
#35	excitement pill	3
#190	executive mime flask	5
#12	exotic parrot egg	5
#156	expensive cigar	1
🥉	expired MRE	607
#185	extra-spicy bloody mary	19
#388	facsimile dictionary	28
#175	faded green protest sign	1
#145	faded red protest sign	1
#532	fairy gravy boat	1
#512	fake plastic grass	3
#325	fancy chocolate	9
#925	fancy opera glasses	1
#211	filthy hippy poncho	2
#268	fine wine	24
#4	fire-roasted lake trout	780
#6	flagstone fez	2
#5	flagstone flag	2
#6	flagstone flail	1
#5	flagstone fleece	1
#5	flagstone flip-flops	2
#6	flagstone fringe	1
#237	flaming glowsticks	2
#26	flaming mushroom wine	17
#9	flaming pink shirt	1
#469	flashing novelty button	3
#6	flask of egggrog	120
#26	flask of moonshine	1
#168	flat mushroom wine	1
#269	floral print shirt	1
#271	flute of flat champagne	31
🥈	fresh can of paint	4
#56	freshwater pearl necklace	33
#502	frigid mote	1
#114	frilly shirt	6
#99	fruity girl swill	2
#135	funky dried mushroom	98
#605	fuzzbump	1
#1659	fuzzy dice	4
#47	garbage juice slurpee	784
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#14	leg-mounted Trainbots	2
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#14	llama lama cria	4
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#28	officer's nog	31
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#18	old-school pirate grog	25
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#523	oriole-feather headdress	2
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#559	oyster basket	7
#6	packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet	5
#9	packaged Everfull Dart Holster	6
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#9	pixel whiskey	21
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#357	red paisley oyster egg	9
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#331	red polka-dot oyster egg	10
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#19	red snowcone	808
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#9	red traffic cone	1
🥈	red white and blue claret	50
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#168	ring of cold resistance	3
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#272	ring of increase damage	2
#64	ring of telling skeletons what to do	1
#277	robotronic egg	89
#258	rockin' wagon	4
#20	rockin' wagon with a fly in it	12
#303	roll in the hay	5
#10	rose-colored glasses	1
#81	round green sunglasses	15
#61	round purple sunglasses	280
#18	rune-strewn spoon cocoon	2
#121	runny fermented egg	3
#46	rusty metal key	5
#319	rusty metal ring	1
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#370	sake bomb	33
#37	salacious lychee chuhai	6
#20	salacious screwdiver	9
#12	salinated mint julep	598
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#10	sane hatrack	4
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#141	scintillating oyster egg	4
#98	scotch on the rocks	4
#77	screwdiver	1
#20	sea truffle	5
#4	shadow martini	104
#11	shadow pill	22
#13	shadow venom	108
#5	shadowy cheat sheet	1
#580	shingle	4
#4	shortest-order cook	5
#47	shot of blackberry schnapps	34
#102	shot of flower schnapps	11
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#155	shot of mescal	9
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#159	shot of orange schnapps	33
#45	shot of peach schnapps	13
#69	shot of pear schnapps	8
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#13	shot of wasp venom	1,283
#11	shrimp cocktail	115
#16	shrine to the Barrel god	1
#5	shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	6
#25	shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo	3
#6	siesta-ing Casagnova gnome	2
#71	silver keg	1
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#97	slap and tickle	60
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#72	slug of shochu	19
#65	slug of vodka	20
#84	smart watch	3
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#113	smut orc sunglasses	9
#123	snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	151
#475	sock monkey	5
#36	soft green echo eyedrop antidote martini	12
#16	soggy wofl t-shirt	26
#2845	solid gold bowling ball	1
#33	sommelier's towel	12
#217	souvenir ski t-shirt	3
#146	soyburger juice	1
#5	space planula	2
#75	spangly mariachi pants	10
#120	spangly mariachi vest	3
#91	spangly sombrero	8
#288	spiritual eggnog	1
#62	splendid martini	1
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#163	spooky hockey mask	9
#54	spooky rattling cigar box	2
#9	stained glass serape	1
#1281	stainless steel scarf	2
#764	stainless steel shillelagh	6
#556	stainless steel skullcap	6
#148	stainless steel slacks	15
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#119	star shirt	3
#23	still grill	1
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#107	string of blue beads	79
#101	string of green beads	81
#90	string of red beads	86
#22	stuffed dinosaur	2
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#924	support cummerbund	4
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#10	sweat-ade	142
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#21	tangarita	97
#11	tangarita with a fly in it	28
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#80	tarnished tastevin	2
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#200	teddy bear	37
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#68	teqiwila	2
#26	teqiwila slammer	50
#248	tequila sunrise	5
#54	tequila sunset	11
#27	tequila with training wheels	99
#232	thermos full of Knob coffee	3
#416	thistle wine	3
#148	thought balloon	1
#42	time helmet	1
🥇	time sleigh	1
#141	time sword	1
🥇	time-twitching toolbelt	7
#16	tiny bottle of absinthe	1,835
#7	tiny costume wardrobe	5
#65	tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo	1
#18	tiny plastic Bar	1
#61	tiny plastic Café Elf	1
#37	tiny plastic Cheer Core	1
#47	tiny plastic Crimbo caroler	1
#42	tiny plastic Crimbo cheer	1
#2040	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	4
#1304	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	7
#729	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	5
#87	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
#87	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	1
#837	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	2
#175	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#88	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
#169	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#77	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
#73	tiny plastic Krampus	1
#45	tiny plastic Mirth	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#41	tiny plastic Penny	1
#83	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#370	tiny plastic Scream Queen	4
#91	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#68	tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare	1
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#592	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	6
#76	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
#608	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	3
#78	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
#73	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
#4482	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#39	tiny plastic caboose	1
#38	tiny plastic chem lab	1
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#37	tiny plastic coal car	1
#38	tiny plastic dining car	1
#1017	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#38	tiny plastic food lab	1
#974	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	2
#37	tiny plastic locomotive	1
#71	tiny plastic mime executive	1
#73	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
#72	tiny plastic mime scientist	1
#74	tiny plastic mime soldier	1
#46	tiny plastic multi-level marketer	1
#1037	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#39	tiny plastic nog lab	1
#57	tiny plastic orphan	1
#41	tiny plastic passenger car	1
#39	tiny plastic primary lab	1
#58	tiny plastic reindeer	1
#508	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	3
#979	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#1417	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	6
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#55	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
#168	tomato daiquiri	10
#929	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#164	tonic djinn	1
#2083	toothsome rock	2
#1558	top	2
#828	towel	9
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#417	toy train	5
#74	traditional Crimbo cookie	11
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#5	trick coin	100
#132	tropical paperweight	3
#680	tropical wrapping paper	2
#33	turchucken	5
#49	two meat muck	4
#14	undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella	2
#4	undrilled cosmic bowling ball	4
#5	unemployed hunchbacked minion	2
#8	uniclops egg	1
#38	unidentified drink	191
#32	unnamed cocktail	46
🥉	unoccupied sheep suit	7
#4	unopened diabolic pizza cube box	4
#7	unopened tiny stillsuit	5
#5	unpowered Robortender	2
#104	unquiet spirits	17
#8	untorn tearaway pants package	5
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#20	van key	342
#76	very fancy whiskey	1
#96	very overdue library book	8
#621	vinegar	62
#85	vintage smart drink	1
#36	vodka stratocaster	40
#19	void lager	389
#45	void stone	88
#212	wand of pigification	2
#95	water purification pills	155
#179	water-polo cap	1
#24	wax lips	1
#40	whalegun	1
#86	whiskey and cola	34
#315	whiskey and soda	2
#64	whiskey bittersweet	2
#4	whiskey in a broken glass	918
#75	whiskey sour	38
#85	white Canadian	52
#223	white Xanadian	1
#404	white class ring	16
#429	white hat hacker T-shirt	2
#588	white lightning	10
#929	wind-up chattering teeth	27
#10	wizard action figure	3
#773	wolf mask	8
#70	wooden block	41
#6	wrapped candy cane sword cane	9
#79	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#133	x-ray specs	165
#10	xo-skeleton-in-a-box	2
#112	yellow brick road	11
#171	yellow drunki-bear	2
#175	yellow paisley oyster egg	14
#122	yellow plastic oyster egg	35
#415	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	5
🥈	yellow snowcone	11,989
#317	yellow striped oyster egg	8
#209	yo-yo	141
#51	yule pup	3
#12	yuletide troll chrysalis	4
#148	zmobie	1
#610	zombie pineal gland	8

Wow, that's 96,176 items total!

what items are this player missing?