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Pastahead

Rank	Item	Quantity
🥉	Überraschthexengebräu	2,211
🥉	"DEBBIE" tattoo kit	2
#4	"DRINK ME" potion	11,454
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#5	"I survived Y2K" T-Shirt	31
🥉	"KICK ME" sign	1,130
#5	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	1,058
🥈	"caramel" orange	1,534
🥈	"honey" dipper	38
#8	"meat" stick	3,356
#23	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	37
#34	1,970 carat gold	97
#6	1-ball	5,635
#35	1.21 jigawatts	5
#4	1/6th Pound Cake	250
#8	100-Watt bulb	27
#8	11-leaf clover	1,902
#9	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	2,231
🥇	18-picohertz resonator crystal	186
#16	1952 Mickey Mantle card	819
#6	2-ball	4,583
#13	20-lb can of rice and beans	80
🥉	25-meat staff	3,657
#6	3-ball	5,666
#15	30669 scroll	663
#203	33398 scroll	104
🥇	334 scroll	3,218
#7	37x37x37 puzzle cube	898
#6	4-ball	5,663
#103	4-d camera	2
🥇	4-dimensional fez	201
#6	4-dimensional guitar	1,903
#6	4:20 bomb	446
#12	5-Alarm Saucepan	38
#11	5-ball	1,869
#53	5-hour acrimony	73
#5	6-ball	5,853
#118	64067 scroll	5
#155	668 scroll	9
🥈	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	9,128
#6	7-ball	5,921
🥈	7-inch discus	239
#15	8-ball	13,071
🥈	8-billed baseball cap	231
🥇	8-bit banana	2,572
#4	9-ball	1,090
#35	99.44% pure math	1
#13	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	72
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#17	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	6
#26	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	6
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	6
#14	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	6
#25	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	6
#14	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	6
#69	A Guide to Burning Leaves	1
#20	A Guide to Safari	1
🥉	A Light that Never Goes Out	138
#5	A muse-bouche	789
#777	A. W. O. L. commendation	3
🥇	ASCII fu manchu	2,246
#20	ASCII shirt	165
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#27	Abyssal ember	5
#16	Accordion of Jordion	15
#94	Adventurer bobblehead	1
#27	Aerheads	2
🥈	Affirmation Cookie	1,196
#5	Afternoon Delight	3,400
#5	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	421
🥈	Agent Mauve	22
#5	Aggressive Carrot	6,576
#4	Agitated Turkey	162
🥇	Aldebaran sardines	233
#22	Alewife™ Ale	190
#22	Alexy sauce	1
#4	Alice's Army Alchemist	538
#149	Alice's Army Bowman	3
🥉	Alice's Army Cleric	245
#173	Alice's Army Coward	2
🥈	Alice's Army Dervish	124
#9	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	8
🥈	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	21
#11	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	3
🥈	Alice's Army Foil Coward	13
🥈	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	6
🥇	Alice's Army Foil Guard	62
#16	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	5
#30	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#6	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	6
#10	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	3
🥉	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	56
#5	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	3
#9	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	8
🥈	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	33
🥉	Alice's Army Foil Page	20
🥈	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	37
#5	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	3
🥈	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	27
#10	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	7
#11	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	7
#4	Alice's Army Foil tattoo	1
🥉	Alice's Army Guard	562
#167	Alice's Army Halberder	4
🥈	Alice's Army Hammerman	338
🥈	Alice's Army Horseman	448
🥉	Alice's Army Lanceman	247
#152	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	5
#19	Alice's Army Martyr	19
🥈	Alice's Army Ninja	743
#205	Alice's Army Nurse	2
#177	Alice's Army Page	3
#216	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	2
🥈	Alice's Army Sniper	108
🥉	Alice's Army Spearsman	533
🥈	Alice's Army Swordsman	774
🥉	Alice's Army Wallman	697
#25	Alice's Army booster box	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#47	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	6
🥇	Ambitious Turkey	6,771
🥉	Amnesiac Ale	43
#10	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	15
#4	Amulet of Perpetual Darkness	26
#24	Amulet of Yendor	684
🥈	Ancient Protector Soda	429
#87	Ancient Saucehelm	16
#99	Angelhair Culottes	9
#81	Angry Farmer candy	2,443
🥉	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1,792
#40	Ankh of Badahnkadh	13
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#18	Antagonistic Snowman Kit	1
#70	Apathargic Bandersnatch	1
#32	Argarggagarg's fang	24
#43	Arrow (+1)	1
🥉	Arrrmetia trading card	188
🥇	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	218
🥇	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	210
#12	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	21
#11	Artist's Spatula of Despair	18
🥈	Artist's Whisk of Misery	128
🥉	Asleep in the Cemetery	452
#25	Ass-Stompers of Violence	1
#17	Atomic Comic	15
#78	Atomic Pop	12
🥉	Aura Libre	237
#18	AutumnFest ale	149
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
🥇	Aye Aye	169
🥈	Aye Aye, Captain	324
🥉	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	249
#52	Azurite	1
#141	BACON	11
#16	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	31
#7	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	134
#37	BGE merchandise order form	82
#37	BGE pocket calendar	12
#22	BGE shotglass	153
#4	BGE temporary tattoo	99
#43	BGE tiny plastic toy	17
#44	BOOterfinger	7
🥈	BOOtonniere	62
#87	BRAINS shorts	15
#9	BRICKO airship	5
🥉	BRICKO bat	586
#171	BRICKO brick	1,439
#43	BRICKO bulwark	4
#8	BRICKO cathedral	3
#4	BRICKO egg	5
🥉	BRICKO elephant	135
#24	BRICKO eye brick	4,217
#5	BRICKO gargantuchicken	7
#35	BRICKO hat	2
🥈	BRICKO octopus	185
#29	BRICKO ooze	6
#5	BRICKO oyster	93
#34	BRICKO pants	2
🥉	BRICKO pyramid	88
🥇	BRICKO python	161
#95	BRICKO reactor	2
#17	BRICKO stud	211
🥉	BRICKO sword	497
🥇	BRICKO trunk	644
#5	BRICKO turtle	251
🥇	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	50
🥇	BROS Energy Drink	4,464
#5	BUBBLE GUM	202
#349	BURT	70
#76	Bag o' Tricks	1
🥈	Baja sopapilla	318
🥉	Bal-musette accordion	36
#100	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	9
🥈	Bangyomaman battle juice	1,199
#156	Barney's rake	1
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#48	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	112
#333	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	7
#38	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	61
#4	Barulio's bottle	522
#29	Bash-Ōs boxtop	23
🥈	Bash-Ōs cereal	3,610
#11	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	173
#40	Bastille Battalion control rig crate	1
#12	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	76
#68	Batfellow comic	2
#5	Battlie Light Saver	711
#8	Beach Buck	2,500
#34	Beach Comb Box	1
🥈	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	140
#4	Beignet Milgranet	418
#135	Belt of Howling Anger	3
#68	Ben-Gal™ Balm	76
#77	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	2
#22	Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	1
#5	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1,531
#7	Bettie page	112
#15	Bicycle	1
#16	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	17
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
🥈	Big Punk	540
#18	Bit O' Ectoplasm	267
🥇	Bit O' Quail Spleen	1,492
🥉	BitterSweetTarts	19,310
🥇	BittyCar HotCar	13
#5	BittyCar MeatCar	3
🥈	BittyCar SoulCar	12
#8	Bjorn's Hammer	48
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#22	Black Bart's Booty	1
🥈	Black Body™ spray	1,124
#4	Black Hole	26
#5	Black No. 2	29,565
#6	Blackfly Chardonnay	15,041
#25	Blatantly Canadian	1,259
#65	Bling of the New Wave	12
#7	Blizzards I Have Died In	45
🥉	Blood 'n' Plenty	250
#4	Blood Light	636
#6	Bloody Nora	473
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#14	Bluzzard	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#10	Bohemian rhapsody	412
🥇	Boletus Broletus mushroom	416
#44	Boltsmann ID badge	1
🥇	Bone's Farm "wine"	1,027
#1679	Bonerdagon necklace	3
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#4	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	19
#5	Boosty Juice	6
#106	Boots of Twilight Whispers	4
#20	Boozehounds Anonymous token	56
#16	Bordeaux Marteaux	21
#20	Boris's Helm	1
🥇	Boris's beer	660
🥇	Boris's bread	394
#10	Boris's key lime	90
🥇	Boris's key lime pie	662
#24	Boris's ring	47
#1674	Boss Bat bling	1
#122	Boss Bat britches	89
🥈	Boss Drops	4,563
🥉	Boulevardier cocktail	134
🥇	Bowl of Scorpions	8,500
🥉	Bowlet	130
#28	Boxing Day Pass	15
#34	Boxing Day care package	1
#4	Brain Food Pastaco	25
🥇	Bram's choker	565
#24	Brand of Violence	1
#5	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	227
#11	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	79
#18	Breathitin™	2
🥈	Bright Water	148
#71	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	194
🥇	Brogre brolo shirt	12
#4	Brogre brorts	1
#4	Brogre bucket hat	1
🥇	Bruno's blessing of Mars	222
🥈	Bugbearclaw Donut	1,168
#19	Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	1
#22	Bulky Buddy Box	129
🥈	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	300
#14	Bustle Hustler	37
🥉	Buttery Knob	230
🥈	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	185
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#62	C.H.U.M. chum	36
🥈	C.H.U.M. knife	1,711
🥈	C.H.U.M. lantern	75
#8	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	53
#12	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	25
#7	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	32
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#6	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	55
#6	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	45
#68	CRIMBCO lanyard	10
#214	CRIMBCO mug	73
#598	CRIMBCO scrip	290
#87	CRIMBCO wine	73
#40	CRIMBCOIDS mints	45
#31	CRIMBCOLOAF	54
🥉	CSA all-purpose soap	2,943
#53	CSA bravery badge	239
#10	CSA cheerfulness ration	1,241
🥇	CSA discount card	18,540
#10	CSA fire-starting kit	1,199
#61	CSA obedience grenade	248
#5	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	3,886
🥈	Caipiranha	117
🥇	Cajun accordion	33
#46	Camp Scout backpack	1
🥈	Camp Scout pup tent	8,432
#6	Can of Spaghetto	17
🥉	Can-Can skirt	54
🥇	Candicaine	352
#7	Candy Alexander	28
🥇	Cantelope	21
🥇	Caramel	31
🥈	Carol of the Bulls	51
🥈	Carol of the Hells	30
🥈	Carol of the Thrills	30
#14	Carpathian longsword	204
🥈	Carpricorn	3
#4	Celsius 233	10
🥉	Cement Mixer	77
#8	Centauri fish wine	24
#8	Cerebral Cloche	53
#10	Cerebral Crossbow	68
#4	Cerebral Culottes	101
🥈	Chakra Libre	184
#6	Charity's choker	447
#7	Charleston Choo-Choo	127
🥈	Charleston shoes	30
#4	Charter: Nellyville	28
🥈	Ched	22
#115	Cheer-Up soda	5
#4	Cherry Cloaca Cola	15,007
🥇	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	3,947
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#91	Chester's sunglasses	1
#5	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	8
#13	Children's Meal of the Damned	2
#28	Chinese curse words	13
#5	Choco-Mint patty	1,098
🥉	Choker of the Ultragoth	77
🥉	Chorale of Companionship	11
#7	Chori Zo trading card	39
#350	Chroner	72
#15	Chroner cross	1
#17	Chroner trigger	1
#36	Chubby and Plump bar	2
🥈	Churchill	390
#7	Cinco Mayo Lager	39
🥉	Citrus Crush wine cooler	474
#11	Clan hot dog stand	1
#11	Clan looking glass	1
#13	Clara's bell	58
#20	Claw of the Infernal Seal	24
🥇	Claybender glasses	3,362
#4	Climate Colada	48
#4	Cloaca grenade	13,173
#42	Cloaca-Cola	1,100
#6	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	755
#40	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	75
#37	Cloaca-Cola helmet	84
#12	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	2,242
#8	Cloaca-Cola shield	1,049
🥈	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	6,732
#215	Cloak of Dire Shadows	1
#5	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1,790
🥇	Cobra Bowl	119
#31	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	3
🥇	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	559
#1071	Codpiece of the Goblin King	6
🥉	Coily™	18
#8	Coinspiracy	8,647
#72	Colander of Em-er'il	16
🥈	Cold Fang	5
#78	Cold Hots candy	370
#6	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	182
#4	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	3,459
#35	Comet Drop	4
🥇	Comet Pop	4,894
#23	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	1
🥉	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	964
🥈	Convincing People You Can See The Future	17
🥈	Cookbook of the Damned	331
🥈	Cool Brunch Pastaco	315
#1369	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
🥈	Cornbeefadon	121
#5	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	3,410
#6	Corpse Island iced tea	348
🥈	Cracklin' Oat Bran	1,052
#16	Crazymaker	17
🥉	Crepes a la Lune	300
#23	Crimbeau de toilette	24
#5	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	373
#18	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	2
#21	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	2
#4	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	16
#416	Crimbo Credit	5
#17	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	1
#4	Crimbo Factory surprise box	357
#109	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	1
#17	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	1
#4	Crimbo candied pecan	11,128
#7	Crimbo candle	43
#6	Crimbo cookie sheet	103
🥉	Crimbo crystal shards	124
#5	Crimbo dinner	366
🥈	Crimbo dog sweater	47
#55	Crimbo food scraps	209
#5	Crimbo fudge	8,726
#17	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	1
#47	Crimbo paste	4
🥉	Crimbo peppermint bark	8,129
#25	Crimbo pie	384
#144	Crimbo salad	6
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#96	Crimbo stocking	1
#5	Crimbo stockings	3
#16	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	1
#11	Crimbo sword	1
#9	Crimbo tattoo kit	10
#9	Crimbo train emergency brake	296
#18	Crimbo training manual	1
#16	Crimbo tree flocker	1
🥈	Crimbo ukulele	32
#27	Crimbo wreath	13
#5	Crimbojito	142
🥉	Crimbolex watch	33
#5	Crimbomega drive chain	18
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
🥈	Crimbonium fuel rod	2,478
#5	Crimbosmopolitan	439
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	13
#25	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	4
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	13
#7	Crimbot battery	418
#26	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	254
#6	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	148
#8	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	131
#15	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	1
#6	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	185
#5	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	230
#19	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	34
#4	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	219
#32	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	17
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	321
🥉	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	320
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	12
🥈	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	470
#4	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	226
#9	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	1,453
#36	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	14
#13	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	2
🥉	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	9
#4	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	275
#8	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	1,897
#6	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	585
🥉	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	255
#22	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	28
#40	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	146
#7	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	161
#41	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	15
#9	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	2
#7	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	613
#14	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	1
#23	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	284
#26	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	84
#6	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	1,552
#13	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	41
#39	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
#23	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	1
🥈	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	7
#4	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	2
#46	Crimbow Rainbo	1
#185	Crimboween memo	47
#12	Crimboysters Rockefeller	104
#31	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	2
#4	Crimbuccaneer breeches	38
#16	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	44
#58	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	1
#4	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	41
#49	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	231
#25	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	4
#12	Crimbuccaneer lantern	5
#28	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	31
#12	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	5
#22	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	3,013
#27	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	6
#13	Crimbuccaneer shirt	40
#17	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	5
#41	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	3
#4	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	26
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#789	Crimbuck	1,015
🥇	Crimbylow-rise jeans	11
#50	Crown of Thrones	1
#16	Crown of the Goblin King	735
🥈	Cursed Punch	1,567
#17	Cycloney	1
#5	D roll	3,921
#16	DIY protonic accelerator kit	1
#27	DNOTC Box	9
#5	DUFRESNE Suds	873
#21	Dad's brandy	20
#108	Daffy Taffy	376
🥈	Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	1,533
#46	Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	1
🥇	Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	1,528
#4	Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	229
#45	Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	2
🥇	Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	687
#11	Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	112
#30	Daisy's unclean bloomers	6
#27	Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	1
🥉	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	143
🥈	Dark & Starry	278
#74	Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	1
#10	Das Überkühlraum trading card	12
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#49	Deactivated O. A. F.	14
#12	Dear Past Self Package	1
#54	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	8
#33	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	15
🥈	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	650
#151	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	36
🥇	Diet Cloaca Cola	11,006
🥇	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	50
#5	Dinsey Whinskey	92
🥈	Dinsey face paint	1,234
#5	Dinsey food-cone	100
#4	Dinsey tattoo kit	2
#13	Dinsey's brain	1
#14	Dinsey's glove	1
#15	Dinsey's oculus	1
#14	Dinsey's pants	1
#4	Dinsey's pizza cutter	2
#4	Dinsey's radar dish	2
#68	Disco 'Fro Pick	18
#14	Disco Banjo	35
#29	Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog	1
#192	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	1
🥉	Disgeist	119
#12	Dish of Clarified Butter	181
#30	Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	1
#12	Divine	195
#8	Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	24
🥇	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	26,700
#477	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	8
🥈	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	10,063
🥈	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	22,222
#33	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	84
#37	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	4
#7	Doc's Fortifying Wine	62
#7	Doc's Limbering Wine	52
#20	Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	2
#7	Doc's Miracle Cure	209
#7	Doc's Smartifying Wine	45
🥇	Doc's Special Reserve Wine	114
🥈	Dogsgotnonoz pills	769
#16	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
🥈	Dolph Bossin's charity note	1
#13	Dolphin King's crown	671
#66	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	245
🥈	Doublepunchplanter	144
#10	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1,090
🥉	Drac & Tan	155
#13	Dramatic™ range	145
🥉	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	7,789
#6	Dreadsylvanian cold pocket	2
🥈	Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	32
#8	Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	2
#9	Dreadsylvanian grimlet	48
#4	Dreadsylvanian hemlock	6
🥈	Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	20
🥉	Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	25
🥉	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	37
🥉	Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	29
#13	Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket	78
🥇	Dressage	30
#6	Drip Institute petri dish	13
🥈	Drip harness	14
#13	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	62
#182	Drowsy Sword	102
🥈	Drunk Uncles holo-record	162
#9	Drunken Astrophysicist	21
🥉	Drunken Neurologist	107
🥇	Drunken Philosopher	1,084
#6	Dump Truck	111
🥇	Dungeon Fist gauntlet	12
🥇	Duskwalker fangs	3,593
🥇	Duskwalker syringe	5,762
#10	Dust bunny	933
#7	Dweebisol™ inhaler	195
#41	Dyspepsi grenade	241
#20	Dyspepsi-Cola	5,391
#4	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1,383
#12	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	428
#11	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	477
#8	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	2,442
🥈	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1,095
#12	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	53
🥉	Earring of Fire	31
🥉	Earth and Firewater	218
#4	Earth, Wind and Firewater	185
#12	Eau de Guaneau	50
#4	Ecto-Cooler	767
🥈	Effermint™ tablets	5,148
#32	Egnaro berry	1
#123	El Sombrero De Lopez	15
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#11	El Vibrato power sphere	212
#27	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	3
🥈	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	97
🥉	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	415
#5	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	142
🥈	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	216
#59	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	6
🥉	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	112
#36	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	9
#4	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	605
#33	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	19
🥈	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	530
#20	El Vibrato restraints	31
#34	Elder Turtle Shell	25
#19	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	3
#7	Eldritch snap	18
🥈	Electric Punch	81
#12	Elf Army machine parts	162
#20	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	284
#18	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	5
#24	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	6
#32	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	3
#97	Elf Guard MPC	3,096
#26	Elf Guard SCUBA tank	2
#28	Elf Guard clipboard	2
#11	Elf Guard commandeering gloves	27
#16	Elf Guard fuel tank	4
#33	Elf Guard hangover cure	2
#47	Elf Guard honor present	5
🥉	Elf Guard hotpants	35
#32	Elf Guard insignia (general)	4
#5	Elf Guard insignia (private)	39
#11	Elf Guard mouthknife	30
#11	Elf Guard officer's sidearm	28
🥉	Elf Guard patrol cap	34
#32	Elf Guard payroll bag	23
#22	Elf Guard red and white beret	3
#41	Elf Guard safety bear	3
#49	Elf Guard strategic map	2
#37	Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	3
🥇	Elf Guard war standard	1
#16	Elfin shortbread	252
#8	Elizabeth's Dollie	54
🥈	Elizabeth's paintbrush	914
#85	Ellsbury's journal	1
#30	Ellsbury's skull	3
#28	Elmley shades	46
#6	Elron's Explosive Etude	8
#4	Elvish delight	895
#72	Elvish sunglasses	1
#21	Elvish underarmor	2
#39	En Una Fila Tequila	2
#6	Enchanted Flyswatter	200
🥇	Enchanted Plunger	2,198
🥈	Energy Buzz Pastaco	90
🥇	Engorged Sausages and You	15
#40	Ent cider	514
#14	Essence of Bear	1
#11	Event Horizon	20
#9	Everlasting Deckswabber	257
🥈	Every Day is Like This Sundae	323
🥈	Extra-slimy Slimosa	449
#17	Extrovermectin™	8
#49	Eye Agate	1
#29	Eye and a Twist	4
#533	FDKOL commendation	160
#10	FDKOL fire hose	2
#22	FDKOL hotcakes	349
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#19	Fabiotion	6
#6	Falcon™ Maltese Liquor	34
#51	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	6
#82	Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square	2
🥉	Fantasma en la Máquina	984
#8	FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	416
#7	FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	421
#14	FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	433
🥈	FantasyRealm guest pass	26
🥈	FantasyRealm key	453
#41	FantasyRealm membership packet	1
🥈	FantasyRealm tattoo kit	5
🥇	Fauna Libre	377
🥇	Faux	22
#5	Feliz Navidad	78
#24	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	615
#12	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	257
🥈	Fettris	598
#37	Feynman gate	380
#4	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	21
#5	Finnish Fish	75
🥈	Firewater	206
#12	Fitspiration™ poster	187
#18	Five Second Energy™	6
#10	Flamin' Whatshisname	298
🥈	Flaming Caipiranha	121
#11	Flaming Knob	17
#10	Flaming Mohobo	74
🥈	Flaming Sazerorc	279
🥈	Flan	17
#4	Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory	29
🥇	Flaskfull of Hollow	17,083
🥇	Fleshazole™	293
#6	Flying Caipiranha	20
🥇	Fog Murderer	1,051
#30	Folder Holder	1
#39	Former Sheriff Dan's tin star	4
#53	Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	1
#4	Frankly Mr. Shank	72
#8	Frat Army FGF	1,187
#32	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	16
🥈	French bronilla brogurt	176
#285	Friendliness Beverage	1
🥈	Friendly Turkey	191
🥇	Frigid Northern Beans	671
#5	Frogade	1,312
#15	Fromage Pinotage	22
#9	Frost™ brand sword	84
#84	Frosty's arm	1
#212	Frosty's carrot	1
#25	Frosty's frosty mug	92
#4	Frown Exerciser	16
🥈	Fu Manchu Wax	2,565
🥈	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	229
#7	Fudgie Roll	193
#26	Fun-Guy spore	22
#34	FunFunds™	1,000
🥈	Fuzzby	1
🥈	Fuzzy Tentacle	239
#6	GOTO	4,447
🥈	Gabarbar	204
🥈	Gaia beads	2,576
#30	Galapagosian Cuisses	18
#28	Game Grid ticket	1,457
#130	Game Grid token	24
#11	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	1,135
#34	GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	1
🥇	Garland of Greatness	1
#27	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	19
#68	Gathered Meat-Clip	32
#108	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	4
🥇	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	641
#6	Gearhead Goo	293
🥈	Genalen™ Bottle	48,866
🥈	Gene Tonic: Beast	202
🥉	Gene Tonic: Constellation	140
🥇	Gene Tonic: Demon	152
🥇	Gene Tonic: Dude	633
🥇	Gene Tonic: Elemental	184
🥉	Gene Tonic: Elf	108
#4	Gene Tonic: Fish	397
🥇	Gene Tonic: Goblin	166
🥈	Gene Tonic: Hippy	47
🥈	Gene Tonic: Hobo	59
🥇	Gene Tonic: Horror	346
#15	Gene Tonic: Humanoid	4
🥉	Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	70
#23	Gene Tonic: Penguin	5
🥈	Gene Tonic: Pirate	149
🥈	Gene Tonic: Plant	117
🥈	Gene Tonic: Slime	40
#20	Gene Tonic: Undead	2
🥇	Gene Tonic: Weird	267
#5	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	7,936
#4	Gets-You-Drunk	55
#40	Ghost Dog Chow	8
🥈	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	42
#7	Giant black monolith	27
#7	Gin Mint	82
#743	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	3
#4	Glenn's golden dice	20
🥇	Glo-Pop	1,345
#6	Glum berry	101
🥇	Gnollish Crossdress	1,230
#7	Gnollish autoplunger	1,340
#66	Gnollish casserole dish	14
🥇	Gnollish flyswatter	36,933
#8	Gnollish pie server	873
#8	Gnollish pie tin	50,539
🥉	Gnollish plunger	9,374
🥈	Gnollish sangria	1,203
#14	Gnollish slotted spoon	321
#16	Gnollish toolbox	964
🥉	Gnomish sagngria	168
🥇	Gnomish toolbox	236
🥈	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	673
#11	Go-Wassail	2,325
#31	God Lobster Egg	1
#15	Gold Velvet™ whiskey	125
#8	Golden Kokomo Resort Chip	2
#20	Golden Light	4
#5	Golden Mean	88
#17	Good 'n' Quiet	27
#33	Good 'n' Slimy	11
#24	Goodfella contract	1,506
#4	Gordon Bennett	1,108
#62	Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun	10
#17	Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog	1
🥇	Grasshopper	288
🥉	Grateful Undead T-shirt	395
#4	Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	40
🥈	Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	61
#11	Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)	1
#100	Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	1
#98	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	9
#86	Great Ball of Frozen Fire	1
🥉	Great Older Fashioned	152
#54	Greatest American Pants	1
#154	Greaves of the Murk Lord	2
#43	Greek fire	2
🥇	Green Burlap	582
#893	Green Clover of Justice	2
#4	Green Giant	154
#5	Green Manalishi	7,374
#8	Green Muslin	11
#6	Green Velvet	24
#13	Grey Guanon	7
🥈	Grim Brothers' story book	34
#44	Grimacite Bock	1
#7	Groll doll	800
#86	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	1
#11	Gummi-DNA	458
#8	Gummi-Gnauga	3,002
🥇	Gummy Brains	1,047
#19	Guzzlr application	1
#4	Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	213
🥉	Hairpiece On Fire	278
#4	Half a Purse	37
#4	Hand in Glove	22
🥈	Hand that Rocks the Ladle	136
#14	Handsome Devil	39
#57	Hanukkimbo dreidl	1
#30	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	198
🥇	Hatorade	3,096
#4	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	4,417
#52	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	26
🥇	Haymaker	153
#131	Heimandatz's heart	10
🥇	Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	74
🥈	Hell and How I Bent It	6
🥈	Hell broth	2,077
#8	Hell ramen	1,383
#13	Hellfire Spicy Beans	22
#158	Helm of the Scream Emperor	2
🥈	Herring Daiquiri	209
#4	Herring Wallbanger	27
#9	Herringtini	18
#39	Hersey™ SMOOCH	4
#4	Hide-rox™ cookie	115
🥈	Highest Bitter	154
#24	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	18
#10	Hippy Army MPE	1,373
🥉	History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX	6
#6	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	6
#8	Hodgman's blanket	264
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#21	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	3
#5	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	12
#63	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	2
#129	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
🥉	Holiday Fun!	4,713
#20	Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!	1
#4	Hollandaise helmet	11,226
#11	Horsery contract	1
#4	Hot 'n' Scarys	235
🥉	How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying	15
#34	How to Avoid Scams	601
🥈	How to Play Othello	447
#7	Humanitini	33
#21	Humpty Dumplings	2
#14	Hundred Headed IPA	27
🥇	Hunger™ Sauce	76
🥇	Ice Island Long Tea	783
#4	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	26
🥈	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	65
#56	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#4	Iceberglar scarf	981
#37	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	209
#8	Iiti Kitty phone charm	8,512
🥇	Illuminati earpiece	2,149
🥇	Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos	30
#56	Imp Ale	5,823
#16	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	56
🥈	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	2
#4	Inndya trading card	37
🥈	Inner Strength	102
🥉	Inner Truth	185
🥈	Inner Wisdom	140
#85	Instant Karma	135
#121	Interview With You (a Vampire)	1
#10	Irish Coffee, English Heart	18
#194	Iron Beta of Industry	51
🥉	Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey	3
#12	Island Hurricane	4
🥉	Island Landslide	49
#5	Island Thunderstorm	17
🥈	Jack-O-Lantern beer	2,026
#4	Jack-in-the-box	410
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#5	Jackhammer	22
🥇	Jacob's rung	1,436
#4	Jamaican coffee	210
#9	Jamocha berry	55
#34	January's Garbage Tote (unopened)	1
#7	Jarlsberg's earring	331
🥈	Jarlsberg's key lime	259
#5	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	342
#6	Jefferson wings	664
#26	Jekyllin hide belt	2
🥉	Jerks' Health™ Magazine	232
#107	Jocko Homo's head	12
#32	Jokester makeup	6
#7	Jolly Roger charrrm	1,952
#4	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	668
#60	Juju Mojo Mask	1
#73	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	212
🥈	Jungle Juice	345
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
🥈	Junk-Bond	163
🥉	Kashmir sweater	198
#11	Kelflar vest	31
#6	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	18
#22	Kentucky-fried meat staff	4
#8	Kentucky-fried meat sword	24
#31	Kentucky-style derby	18
🥇	Kevlar balloon	520
#6	Kiss the Knob apron	25
🥉	Kissin' Cousins	37
🥉	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	134
#21	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	55
#10	Knob Goblin Mutagen	258
#12	Knob Goblin Uberpants	160
🥉	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1,525
🥇	Knob Goblin elite helm	16,078
🥇	Knob Goblin elite pants	23,019
#14	Knob Goblin elite polearm	953
#8	Knob Goblin elite shirt	2,778
#18	Knob Goblin eyedrops	125
🥉	Knob Goblin firecracker	10,017
#15	Knob Goblin harem pants	541
#11	Knob Goblin harem veil	546
🥈	Knob Goblin learning pill	4,408
#14	Knob Goblin love potion	2,188
#22	Knob Goblin lunchbox	153
#22	Knob Goblin melon baller	316
#4	Knob Goblin nasal spray	7,405
🥇	Knob Goblin pants	47,478
#5	Knob Goblin perfume	604
🥈	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	5,798
#4	Knob Goblin scimitar	7,638
#21	Knob Goblin seltzer	2,222
🥇	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	5,687
#49	Knob Goblin spatula	1,038
#10	Knob Goblin steroids	1,795
#16	Knob Goblin stink bomb	214
#8	Knob Goblin superseltzer	2,375
🥉	Knob Goblin tongs	26,124
#44	Knob Goblin visor	962
🥇	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	495
#8	Knob jelly donut	293
#5	Knob lo mein	307
#27	Knob mushroom	1,349
#6	Knob nuts	608
🥉	Knob pasty	784
#27	Knob sausage	1,035
#14	Knob sausage stir-fry	62
#18	Knob shroomkabob	44
🥈	Knob stir-fry	1,360
#10	Knob stroganoff	153
🥈	Knob stuffed shells	1,367
#5	Knoll lo mein	113
#6	Knoll mushroom	5,150
#4	Knoll shroomkabob	6,456
#11	Knoll stir-fry	71
🥈	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	1,440
🥇	Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil	500
🥉	Kokomo Resort Chip	626
#39	Kokomo Resort Order Pad	6
#4	Kokomo Resort Pass	1,139
#19	Krakrox's Loincloth	24
#30	Kramco Industries packing carton	1
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
🥈	Kudzu salad	13
#7	Kudzu slaw	223
#92	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	830
🥈	LARP membership card	1
🥈	LCD game: Burger Belt	3,098
🥈	LCD game: Food Eater	1,496
#5	LCD game: Garbage River	1,976
#4	LED block	631
#22	LI-11 Motor Pool voucher	1
#8	LOLmec statuette	12
🥉	LOV Echinacea Bouquet	218
#47	LOV Elephant	1
#7	LOV Elixir #3	413
#7	LOV Elixir #6	357
#9	LOV Elixir #9	300
#17	LOV Emotionizer	17
#6	LOV Enamorang	202
🥈	LT&T tattoo kit	2
#19	LT&T telegraph office deed	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#4	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	783
#137	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	10
#52	Lapis Lazuli	1
#30	Lars the Cyberian	10
🥈	Lava Miner's Daughter	16
🥈	LavaCo™ Lamp housing	117
🥈	Lazybones™ recliner	82
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#136	Lederhosen of the Night	10
#6	Leonard's glasses	218
#101	Let Me Be!	10
#9	Letter from Carrie Bradshaw	32
#9	Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	268
#43	Li'l Businessman Kit	8
#15	Liam's mail	230
#93	Libram of BRICKOs	1
#145	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	1
#82	Libram of Divine Favors	1
#112	Libram of Love Songs	1
#44	Libram of Pulled Taffy	1
#48	Libram of Resolutions	1
#26	License To Kill	2
#66	Lil' Snowball Factory	2
🥇	Little Crimson Book	151
#30	Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	1
🥇	Living to Drink, Drinking to Live	1
#10	Loathing Idol Microphone	28
#47	Loathing Legion knife	1
#102	Lobos Mints	5
🥈	Lockenstock™ sandals	2,176
🥈	Locust	141
#8	Lollipop Drop	32
🥉	Lolsipop	1,075
#4	London frog	249
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
🥇	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	90
#312	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	81
#62	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	226
🥉	Louder Than Bomb	520
#15	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	2,902
🥉	Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them	18
🥈	Lucky Strikes holo-record	111
#22	Lucky Surprise Egg	538
🥉	Ludovico Pastaco	87
#5	Lumineux Limnio	383
🥈	Lump-Stacking for Beginners	2
#4	M-242	12,605
#4	MSG	2,617
🥈	Mace of the Tortoise	160
#42	Mad Train wine	5,847
🥈	Mae West	1,701
#57	Mae West with a fly in it	7
#68	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	112
#33	Mallomarbles	1
#4	Manetwich	485
🥈	Mansquito's blood	1,321
#8	Manual of Numberology	2
🥉	Manual of Secret Door Detection	31
#6	Manual of Transcendent Olfaction	4
🥉	Map to Kokomo	1
#9	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1,465
🥇	Mark I Steam-Hat	2,526
#6	Mark II Steam-Hat	53
🥉	Mark III Steam-Hat	129
#43	Mark IV Steam-Hat	1
#21	Mark V Steam-Hat	55
#4	Mark of the Bugbear	64
🥉	Mark of the Ghost	117
#12	Mark of the Skeleton	23
#4	Mark of the Vampire	157
#15	Mark of the Werewolf	17
#127	Mark of the Zombie	1
#10	Marltini	20
#338	Marquis de Poivre soda	7
#4	Marvin's marvelous pill	179
#13	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	41
🥉	Maxing, Relaxing	341
🥉	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	6,927
#36	MayDay™ contract	1
#75	Mayflower bouquet	1
🥉	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	65
#4	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	1,689
#9	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	2,028
#6	Meat Butler	28
#9	Meat Tenderizer is Murder	13
#4	Meat detector	161
#14	Meat maid	37
#27	Meat maid body	25
🥇	Mechamelion	30
🥉	Medical Pastaco	14
🥇	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	18,460
#30	Meleegra™ pills	509
#8	Memory Disk, Alpha	11
🥇	Mer-kin begsign	338
🥈	Mer-kin breastplate	268
🥇	Mer-kin bunwig	251
🥉	Mer-kin cancerstick	206
#10	Mer-kin cheatsheet	24
🥈	Mer-kin cookiestove	2,710
🥇	Mer-kin cooljuice	1,894
#44	Mer-kin darkbook	2
#11	Mer-kin digpick	40
#26	Mer-kin dodgeball	1
🥈	Mer-kin dragbelt	125
#22	Mer-kin dragnet	1
🥇	Mer-kin eyeglasses	1,285
#21	Mer-kin fastjuice	73
#13	Mer-kin finpaddle	12
🥈	Mer-kin fitbrine	208
#14	Mer-kin foodbucket	428
#12	Mer-kin gladiator mask	1
#14	Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece	1
🥇	Mer-kin gutgirdle	210
🥈	Mer-kin hallpass	1,708
🥇	Mer-kin healscroll	1,587
🥇	Mer-kin hidepaint	3,134
🥇	Mer-kin hookspear	1,758
🥈	Mer-kin killscroll	940
#10	Mer-kin knucklebone	32
#62	Mer-kin lipstick	4
#21	Mer-kin lunchbox	9
🥉	Mer-kin mouthsoap	713
🥇	Mer-kin paste	191
#44	Mer-kin pinkslip	5
🥇	Mer-kin prayerbeads	696
🥉	Mer-kin pressureglobe	560
🥈	Mer-kin ragejuice	742
#30	Mer-kin rocksalt	1
🥈	Mer-kin rollpin	8
🥉	Mer-kin roundshield	284
🥈	Mer-kin saltsquid	1,174
🥇	Mer-kin sawdust	463
#14	Mer-kin scholar mask	1
#13	Mer-kin scholar tailpiece	1
🥇	Mer-kin smartjuice	855
🥇	Mer-kin sneakmask	506
#6	Mer-kin stopwatch	13
#51	Mer-kin strongjuice	5
#24	Mer-kin switchblade	1
🥇	Mer-kin takebag	2,010
🥉	Mer-kin thingpouch	3,618
🥇	Mer-kin weaksauce	1,845
🥉	Mer-kin wordquiz	483
🥇	Mer-kin worktea	420
🥇	Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques	12
#10	Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance	1
#6	Merc Core deployment orders	3
#65	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	33
#5	Meteorite-Ade	1,254
#7	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	452
#29	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	4,428
#13	Microplushie: Bropane	383
#4	Microplushie: Dorkonide	260
#9	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	191
#7	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	116
#4	Microplushie: Gothochondria	553
#11	Microplushie: Hippylase	471
#5	Microplushie: Hipsterine	89
#9	Microplushie: Hobomosome	253
#4	Microplushie: Otakulone	1,078
#4	Microplushie: Raverdrine	533
#13	Microplushie: Sororitrate	372
🥉	Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey	25,552
🥉	Milk Studs	9,346
🥉	Mini-Crimbot crate	17
🥈	MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher	70
#48	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	7
#6	Miniborg beeper	61
#13	Miniborg hiveminder	21
#6	Miniborg laser	50
🥉	Miniborg stomper	109
🥇	Miniborg strangler	738
#66	Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	1
🥈	Mint Yulep	374
🥈	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	5
🥇	Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	9
🥈	Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	5
🥈	Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	6
🥇	Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	16
🥈	Miserable Pie	300
🥉	Miss Graves' vermouth	5
#5	Missing Eye Simulation Device	231
🥇	Misty Cape	2,328
🥇	Misty Cloak	2,226
🥇	Misty Robe	1,204
🥇	Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	71
#69	Mob Penguin cellular phone	337
#21	Mohawk wig	1,276
#4	Mohobo	221
🥈	Mon Tiki	1,670
#7	Monstar energy beverage	2,432
🥈	Moonds	2,005
🥉	Moonshine Mohobo	188
#51	Moping Artistic Goth Kid	1
🥈	Morbidda trading card	125
🥈	More Humanitini than Humanitini	519
#7	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	149
#5	Mornington crescent roll	925
🥈	Morphan	8
🥈	Mortimer's nostrum	813
#20	Morto Moreto	22
#14	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	127
#74	Mountain Stream soda	1,157
#4	Mr. Accessaturday	30
#53	Mr. Accessory Jr.	2
#4	Mr. Balloon	30
#8	Mr. Burnsger	23
#6	Mr. Cheeng's spectacles	21
#23	Mr. Eh?	1
#13	Mr. Haggis	308
🥉	Mr. Joe's bangles	432
#5	Mr. Mediocrebar	119,870
#11	Mr. Screege's spectacles	266
#13	Mrs. Rush	6
#17	Ms. Accessory	2
🥇	Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	58,654
#6	Mu	1
#29	Mudflap-Girl Earring	2
🥉	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	55
🥈	Mudflap-Girl Ring	162
🥇	Murderer's Punch	5,651
🥈	Muschat	416
#12	Mustardigrade	1
#14	My First Paycheck envelope	10
#4	My Life of Crime, a Memoir	26
#42	My Own Pen Pal kit	1
🥇	Mylar balloon	2,040
#11	Mysterious Black Box	314
#12	Mysterious Blue Box	335
🥉	Mysterious Green Box	1,587
#5	Mysterious Island iced tea	85
#11	Mysterious Red Box	333
🥉	Mysterious Stranger	102
#4	ND	1,287
🥉	NG	1,757
#17	NPZR chemistry set	415
#35	Nadsat berry	1
🥈	Napalm In The Morning™ candle	600
#6	Nardz energy beverage	361
#9	Nayztameetjoo trading card	12
🥈	Necbro wafers	1,824
🥉	Necrotelicomnicon	569
#6	Neuromancer	1,507
#6	Neverending Party favor	483
🥉	Neverending Party guest pass	68
#53	Neverending Party invitation envelope	1
#91	New Age healing crystal	2
#7	New Cloaca-Cola	111
#8	New Zealand iced tea	2,903
#16	New-You Club Membership Form	1
🥉	Newark	1,169
#14	Newbiesport™ tent	1,563
#99	Newman's Own Trousers	9
#767	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	5
#21	Nightmare Fuel	30
🥈	No Hats as Art	50
🥇	Non-Euclidean Finance	19
#4	Northern pemmican	668
#6	Nose Ring of Putrescence	29
🥉	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	1,221
#11	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	570
#9	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	562
#5	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	326
🥇	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	1,166
#6	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	247
🥈	Now You're Cooking With Grease	8
#39	Now and Earlier	154
🥉	Nuclear Blastball	2,037
🥈	Nursine	20
🥇	O	3,492
#155	O'RLY manual	5
🥈	Official Council Aide Pin	1
#89	Ogres and Oubliettes™ module	2
#13	Oh, the Humanitini	23
#423	Oil of Parrrlay	2
🥈	Okee-Dokee soda	631
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#8	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	333
#93	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#11	Olympic-sized Clan crate	1
#51	Operation Patriot Shield	1
#5	Oppossum	8
#219	Orange Star of Sacrifice	10
🥉	Orangemageddon wine cooler	1,201
🥈	Orcish baseball cap	11,143
#13	Orcish cargo shorts	394
#10	Orcish frat-paddle	4,092
#16	Orcish meat locker	72
#50	Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	1
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#6	Osk'r Chow	222
🥉	Othello's dagger	152
🥉	Othello's handkerchief	127
🥈	Othello's military jacket	286
#10	Ouija Board, Ouija Board	6
#6	Outer Wolf™ cologne	73
#4	P.B.L.T.	9,196
#80	PADL Phone	237
#19	PB&BP	17
#7	PB&J with the crusts cut off	3,372
🥉	PEEZ dispenser	9,846
🥉	PVC staff	30
#27	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	879
🥈	Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	20
#63	Pain Dip	9
🥉	Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	886
#1600	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	2
#27	Pantsgiving	1
🥈	Para-Pop	70
🥇	Party Planning on a Budget	1
#14	Party-in-a-Can™	9
#7	Pasta Spoon of Peril	23
#6	Pastaco shell	12
#15	Peaclock	1
#40	Pecos Dave's sixgun	4
🥉	Peek-a-Boo!	3
#10	Pendant of Fire	4
#4	Pendant of Gargalesis	63
#4	Pener's drumstick	33
#19	Penultimate Fantasy chest	5,703
#45	Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	1
🥈	Pete's rich ricotta	25
#5	Phil Collins	111
🥇	Phlegethon	675
🥉	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	3,466
🥉	Piddles	10,253
🥇	Pillowbug	22
🥇	Pimpsqueak	21
#5	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1,790
#815	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#13	PirateRealm guest pass	1
#40	PirateRealm membership packet	1
#14	PirateRealm party hat	1
#4	Pizza of Legend	25
🥈	Plague of Locusts	216
#6	PlexiPips	1,215
#4	Pneumo bar	121
🥈	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	50
#26	Pocket Meteor Guide	1
🥇	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	1
🥈	Pocket Professor memory chip	66
#4	Poison Oak trading card	134
#6	Poké-Gro fertilizer	594
#27	Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them	1
#124	Pokëmann band-aid	6
🥉	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	311
#41	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	21
#376	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	2
🥈	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	699
#4	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	300
#16	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	37
🥉	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	559
🥈	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	366
#177	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	8
🥉	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	519
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#6	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	190
🥉	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	745
#5	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	360
#9	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	98
#128	Polka Pop	5
🥇	Polysniff Perfume	5,996
#16	Pop Art: a Guide	1
🥇	Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	433
🥉	Potion of Heroism	11
🥉	Power-Guy 2000 holo-record	68
#4	Prelude of Precision	17
#16	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	44
#6	Princess Rutabaga trading card	79
#6	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	3,994
🥇	Professor What T-Shirt	1,283
#18	Prunets	105
#16	Psycho From The Heat	1
#7	Psychotic Train wine	1,300
#14	Puffstone cigar	1
🥈	Punching Potion	3,526
🥇	Punchplanter	479
#4	Purple Beast energy drink	25,290
🥈	Putrid Pendant	114
#4	Quaatorade™	14
#14	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	129
#13	Rümpelstiltz	2
#12	R'lyeh	45
#13	ROM of Optimality	1
#16	Racisto Ruidoso	22
#23	Rad Lib	1,831
🥉	Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.)	16
🥈	Rad-Pro (1 oz.)	136
🥈	Radberry Rip wine cooler	1,543
#4	Raggedy Hippy doll	1,012
#33	Rainbow's Gravity	5
#26	Ralph IX cognac	6
#49	Ram's Face Lager	2,072
🥇	Rattlin' Chains	1,112
🥉	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	102
#23	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread	2
#17	Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend	7
#25	Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend	3
#16	Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	4
🥈	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta	253
🥈	Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend	562
#29	Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	1
#34	Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta	1
🥉	Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris	136
#32	Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone	1
#31	Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg	1
#34	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia	1
#29	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.	1
#4	Red Army camouflage kit	773
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#10	Red Dwarf	36
#11	Red Pill	34
🥉	Red Roger tattoo kit	4
#4	Red Roger's red left foot	22
🥇	Red Roger's red left hand	37
🥈	Red Roger's red right foot	26
🥉	Red Roger's red right hand	32
#5	Red Roger's reliquary	147
🥇	Red Roger's skull	1
#4	Red Rover BB gun	400
#10	Red Russian	2
#4	Red X Shield	106
🥇	Redeye™ Eyedrops	3,928
#4	Regular Cloaca Cola	4,111
#7	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	91
#45	Rethinking Candy	1
#20	Retrospecs try-at-home kit	1
🥈	Riker's Search History	378
🥉	Ring of Fire	103
🥉	Ring of the Sewer Snake	83
#52	Rock Garden Guide	1
#178	Rock Pops	277
#7	Rock and Roll Legend	312
🥇	Rogue Windmill Rouge	1,733
#5	Roman sadnals	143
🥈	Rompedores de Fantasmas	2,882
#22	Roo trading card	7
🥇	Ruffalo	13
🥉	Russian Ice	6,005
#16	S.A.V.E. flyer	32
#48	S.I.T. Course Voucher	1
🥈	S.T.L.T.	355
#7	SMOOCH bottlecap	213
#15	SMOOCH bracers	1
🥈	SMOOCH breastplate	16
🥈	SMOOCH codpiece	30
🥈	SMOOCH coffee cup	24
🥈	SMOOCH soda	11,368
#4	SPF 451 lip balm	395
#47	Saccharine Maple pendant	2
#28	Sacramento wine	125
#36	Safari Jack's moustache	19
🥉	Saison du Lune	678
🥇	SalesCo sample kit	1
🥈	Salsa de las Epocas	328
#8	Sangria de Menthe	38
#4	Sasq™ watch	4
#7	Satan hat	3
#4	Saturday Night Special	1,929
#20	Saucepanic	8
🥇	Sazerorc	706
🥇	Sazuruk-hai	332
#22	Scalp of Gorgolok	35
#34	Scent of a Human™ candle	1
#61	Schmalz's First Prize Beer	1
#23	School of Hard Knocks Diploma	2
#28	Schrödinger's thermos	1,667
#7	Science Notebook	2
🥇	Scorpion Bowl	177
#129	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	1
#5	Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill	2
#4	Scuba Snack	228
#16	Senior Mints	43,591
#9	Sensual Massage for Creeps	91
🥈	Sequestrian	6
#6	Serenity trading card	40
#15	Sexy Cosmo	2
🥈	Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion	438
#5	Sheila Take a Crossbow	46
#51	Shield of Icy Fate	9
#10	Shielding Potion	187
🥇	Shivering Chèvre	22,584
#40	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	145
#19	Shot of Kardashian Gin	31
🥈	Shot of the Living Dead	203
🥉	Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	1
🥇	Shrubble Bubble	891
🥇	Shudder	28
#6	Siberian sunrise	347
#4	Silly Little Love Song	10
#95	Silver Bullet beer	24
🥇	Silver HP-35 Calculator	1
🥉	Simepore slime	287
🥇	Sinful Desires	638
🥇	Single Alice's Army Foil	100
#11	Sister Accessory	1
#4	Sitrep berry	110
#11	Sizzling Sinner	14
🥈	Skipper's accordion	1
#4	Skull Punch	50
🥇	Skullery Maid's Knee	4,697
#4	Skullhead's Screw	1,517
#5	Skully's hot chocolate	16
🥈	Slimebite	235
🥇	Slimosa	250
#7	Slippery Knob	28
🥇	Sloe Comfortable Zoo	335
🥉	Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	356
#4	Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook	1
#13	Slotter	1
🥉	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	412
#71	Small Medium	1
#4	Smart Bone Dust	685
#6	Smoldering Clover™ candle	114
🥈	Smuggler's Punch	98
#33	Snarf berry	2
#6	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	165
#4	Sneaky Pete's key lime	177
🥉	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	537
🥇	Snoutlet	33
#6	Snow Queen Crown	5,966
#20	Snow Suit	1
🥈	Sogg-Os	100
#42	SongBoom™ BoomBox Box	1
#68	Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	1
#8	Source shades	7
#15	Source terminal ASHRAM chip	11
#6	Source terminal CRAM chip	3
🥇	Source terminal DIAGRAM chip	1,336
🥈	Source terminal INGRAM chip	601
#4	Source terminal PRAM chip	24
#18	Source terminal SCRAM chip	10
#4	Source terminal SPAM chip	3
🥇	Source terminal TRAM chip	51
🥇	Source terminal TRIGRAM chip	2,827
🥇	Source terminal file: compress.edu	1,405
#19	Source terminal file: cram.ext	10
🥇	Source terminal file: critical.enh	958
#33	Source terminal file: damage.enh	5
🥈	Source terminal file: dram.ext	697
#11	Source terminal file: duplicate.edu	46
🥉	Source terminal file: familiar.ext	726
#4	Source terminal file: gram.ext	397
#6	Source terminal file: portscan.edu	157
🥇	Source terminal file: pram.ext	971
#15	Source terminal file: protect.enq	17
🥉	Source terminal file: spam.ext	434
#23	Source terminal file: stats.enq	8
#27	Source terminal file: substats.enh	7
#14	Source terminal file: tram.ext	15
🥇	Source terminal file: turbo.edu	899
#138	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	1
🥉	Space Baby bawbaw	2
🥈	Space Baby children's book	135
🥇	Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook	14
#4	Space Tourist Phaser	1,102
#5	Space Tours Tripple	1,091
🥉	Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit	4
#18	Spacegate Research	6,968
#15	Spacegate access badge	1
#7	Spacegate diplomat's insignia	1
🥈	Spacegate emergency disintegrator	5
#6	Spacegate military insignia	1
🥇	Spacegate scientist's insignia	21
🥉	Spaghetti with Moonballs	200
#5	Spam Witch sammich	36,430
🥈	Spant eggs	711
#7	Spechunky bar	69
#32	Special Seasoning	31
🥈	Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	24
#11	Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	2
🥈	Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	20
#4	Spelunker of Fortune	37
#7	Spirit Precipice	250
#10	Spooky Surprise Egg	2,101
#9	Spooky VHS Tape	40
#22	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	73
#13	Spookyraven signet	272
🥉	Spring Break Beach "swimsuit"	10
🥈	Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon	6
🥈	Squat-Thrust Magazine	17,139
🥇	Squib	19
#21	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	101
#15	St. Sneaky Pete's Whey	34
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
🥇	Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals	257
#13	Staff of the Woodfire	1
#6	Star Spawn	97
🥉	Steal This Candy	4,015
#10	Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)	42
🥇	Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	1,647
#30	Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)	7
#4	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	200
🥇	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	1,270
🥇	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	1,401
🥇	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	877
🥇	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	2,108
🥈	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	494
#31	Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	7
#4	Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	185
🥈	Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)	392
#31	Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	16
#57	Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)	3
🥇	Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)	791
🥈	Stembridge sidearm	20
🥈	Stemonitis Staticus mushroom	55
#16	Stephen's lab coat	54
#13	Stephen's secret formula	57
#4	Stone Golem pebbles	4,171
#19	Stooper	8
🥇	Straypler	19
🥈	Strikes Again Bigmouth	1,016
#4	Strix stix	916
#20	Strong, Silent Type	1
🥇	Suffering Sinner	169
#9	Sugar Cog	343
#6	Summer Nights	51
🥉	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	58
#4	Super Magic Power Sword X	399
🥈	Super Weight-Gain 9000	270
🥇	Superdrifter holo-record	458
🥈	Supernova Champagne	44,950
🥈	Suppurating Sinner	240
#5	Swabbie™ swab	1,497
#15	Swedish massage fish	29
🥈	Sweet Sword	468
🥈	Swizzler	9,595
🥉	TÎ¤◊lisman of Baiø‡	55
#11	T.U.R.D.S. Key	147
🥉	TI-9000 calculator	643
#10	TRIO cup of beer	19
🥇	Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco	1,876
🥈	Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!	201
🥉	Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco	122
#4	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	4,572
🥈	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	10,566
#145	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	2
#4	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	8,842
#4	Take Eleven Bar	311
#7	Tales from the Fireside	98
#45	Tales of Spelunking	9
#10	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	143
#69	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
#12	Talisman of Bakula	1
🥈	Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	572
🥉	Tapioc berry	201
#81	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1,180
#33	Tea, Earl Grey, Hot	1
🥉	Tears of the Quiet Healer	6,890
🥉	Telltale™ rubber heart	1,415
#4	Temps Tempranillo	191
#8	Tequiz Navidad	65
🥇	Tesla's Electroplated Beans	108
#52	Texas tea	9
#14	The Art of Slapfighting	58
🥇	The Author's ink	18
🥈	The Author's inkwell	2,576
#8	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	140
🥈	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	14
🥇	The Big Book of Communism	7
#5	The Big Book of Communism (used)	1
🥇	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	9,931
#64	The Bomb	2
#24	The Confiscator's Grimoire	1
🥉	The Cooler Out of Space	937
🥈	The Crown of Ed the Undying	1
🥈	The Emperor's dry cleaning	1,036
#32	The Emperor's new cookie	5
#34	The Emperor's new hat	2
#37	The Emperor's new pants	2
#43	The Emperor's new shirt	2
🥉	The Eye of the Thing in the Basement	1
#4	The Firegate Tapes	2
#5	The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	24
🥈	The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook	40
🥈	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	138
#17	The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object	1
#16	The Jokester's gun	22
#14	The Jokester's pants	74
#4	The Jokester's wig	123
#13	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	8
🥈	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	14
🥈	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	18
🥇	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	22
🥇	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	40
🥇	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	20
#10	The Joy of Wassailing	147
#49	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	1
🥈	The Landscaper's leafblower	36
#44	The Legendary Beat	1
#13	The Lost Comb	8
🥈	The Lost Glasses	214
🥉	The Lost Pill Bottle	347
🥉	The Lot's engagement ring	247
#23	The Mad Liquor	1
#170	The Mariachi's guitar case	10
#33	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
#28	The Necbromancer's Shorts	1
#38	The Necbromancer's Stein	1
#14	The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	1
#15	The Necbronomicon	8
#20	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1	2
#19	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	2
#20	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	2
#19	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	2
#20	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	2
#18	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	2
#8	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells	12
#10	The Nuge's favorite crossbow	1
#30	The One Mood Ring	1
#4	The Pigs holo-record	20
#13	The Plumber's mushroom stew	1
#13	The Ring	9
🥈	The Sagittarian's leisure pants	1
🥇	The Snake trading card	202
🥇	The Snitch's Manifesto	166
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#66	The Superconductor's CPU	1
#5	The Sword in the Steak	3
🥈	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	149
🥉	They liver	254
#19	They liver popsicle	2
#4	They'll Love You In Rhinestones	9
#6	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	100
🥇	Thinknerd T-Shirt	1
#13	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	537
#33	Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	1
🥉	Third Base	552
#6	Third Eye	1
#17	This Charming Flan	33
#18	Thor's Pliers	1
#4	Thorny Toad trading card	118
🥈	Thriller Ice	44
#1569	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	1
#507	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	1
#1577	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#836	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	1
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🥇	Wullabye	51
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#23	big red clown nose	823
#96	big rock	30
🥈	big slimy cyst	711
🥉	big stick	5,555
🥉	big stirring stick	440
🥉	big tun	3,711
#83	bigger stick	2
#8	biker's hat	1
#15	bilge wine	5,129
🥇	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	901
#6	bindlestocking	241
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
🥉	bird rib	1,225
#103	birdbone corset	3
🥇	birthday party jellybean cheesecake	36
#6	bishop cookie	79
#1498	bit of clingfilm	1
#11	bit-o-cactus	653
#93	bite-me-red lipstick	184
#5	bitter pill	30
#4	black & tan	3,730
🥇	black BRICKO brick	357
#15	black Crimbo ball	3,696
#5	black and white cracker	51
🥉	black belt	829
#4	black blade	1,481
🥈	black brandy	33
#26	black candy heart	623
#39	black cherry soda	43
🥇	black cloak	5,571
#4	black cowboy hat	173
🥉	black eye shadow	4,872
🥈	black eyedrops	338
#8	black facepaint	298
#12	black forest cake	2,144
#9	black forest ham	2,000
🥇	black friar's tonsure	5,193
🥈	black gold	2,277
🥉	black greaves	2,340
#22	black helmet	133
#8	black kettle drum	313
#4	black label	686
#7	black lotus	34
#17	black magic powder	225
#4	black mana	580
#24	black paisley oyster egg	120
🥉	black pension check	10,916
#8	black pepper	2,319
#4	black picnic basket	3,556
🥉	black pixel	16,260
#18	black plastic oyster egg	144
#18	black polka-dot oyster egg	158
🥈	black pudding	8,472
#35	black sheepskin diploma	14
🥉	black shield	4,336
#6	black snake skin	14,029
#5	black snowcone	320
🥉	black spot	795
#18	black striped oyster egg	123
#25	black sword	155
🥇	black tear	1,623
#269	black velvet box	1
#18	black-and-blue light	2,631
#11	blackberry	9,433
#14	blackberry combat boots	152
🥈	blackberry galoshes	1,017
#14	blackberry moccasins	67
#33	blackberry polite	27
#19	blackberry slippers	38
🥉	blammer	168
#18	blank diary	7
#53	blank fudge mold	12
🥇	blank note	1
#4	blank prescription sheet	260
🥇	blended frozen swill	1,960
#43	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	7
🥉	blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail	168
#4	blind-packed capsule toy	7,033
#4	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	2,769
🥉	blob of Alphredo™	214
#20	blob of acid	242
🥇	blob of wood glue	335
#9	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	685
#6	blood and blood	661
#86	blood flower	154
🥈	blood of the Wereseal	2,599
🥇	blood roll-up	152
#4	blood sausage	31
🥉	blood snowcone	20
#17	blood-drive sticker	14
#52	blood-faced volleyball	53
#6	blood-red mushroom wine	22
#10	blood-soaked sponge cake	14
#14	bloodied surgical dungarees	90
🥇	bloodstain stick	8,036
#16	bloodstick	1
#32	bloody beer	3,636
#8	bloody clown pants	3,768
#4	bloody mary	2,266
🥇	blowdart	6,882
#6	blue LavaCo Lamp™	7
#7	blue canary nightlight	7
#326	blue class ring	9
#58	blue glowstick	20
#213	blue grass	1
🥇	blue lava globs	282
#6	blue mana	1,282
#108	blue money bag	2
#25	blue oyster badge	226
#12	blue paisley oyster egg	197
#47	blue pixel	4,719
#6	blue pixel potion	873
#17	blue plasma ball	2,560
#8	blue plastic baby	57
#6	blue plastic oyster egg	1,174
🥈	blue plate	47
🥉	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1,335
🥉	blue potion	1,039
🥇	blue pumps	46
#7	blue raspberry troll doll	7
🥈	blue ribbon	1
#4	blue rocket	2,222
🥇	blue shell	572
#7	blue snowcone	2,611
#8	blue striped oyster egg	1,013
🥇	blue suede shoes	359
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#9	blue tulip	78
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