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Pastahead

Rank	Item	Quantity
🥉	Überraschthexengebräu	2,211
🥉	"DEBBIE" tattoo kit	2
#4	"DRINK ME" potion	11,454
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#4	"I survived Y2K" T-Shirt	34
🥉	"KICK ME" sign	1,131
#5	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	1,058
🥈	"caramel" orange	1,534
🥈	"honey" dipper	38
#8	"meat" stick	3,356
#23	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	37
#34	1,970 carat gold	97
#6	1-ball	5,635
#35	1.21 jigawatts	5
#4	1/6th Pound Cake	250
#8	100-Watt bulb	27
#8	11-leaf clover	1,908
#9	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	2,231
🥇	18-picohertz resonator crystal	186
#16	1952 Mickey Mantle card	819
#6	2-ball	4,583
#13	20-lb can of rice and beans	80
🥉	25-meat staff	3,657
#6	3-ball	5,666
#15	30669 scroll	663
#203	33398 scroll	104
🥇	334 scroll	3,218
#7	37x37x37 puzzle cube	898
#6	4-ball	5,663
#103	4-d camera	2
🥇	4-dimensional fez	201
#6	4-dimensional guitar	1,903
#6	4:20 bomb	446
#12	5-Alarm Saucepan	38
#11	5-ball	1,869
#53	5-hour acrimony	73
#6	6-ball	5,853
#118	64067 scroll	5
#155	668 scroll	9
🥈	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	9,128
#7	7-ball	5,921
🥈	7-inch discus	239
#15	8-ball	13,071
🥈	8-billed baseball cap	231
🥇	8-bit banana	2,572
#4	9-ball	1,090
#35	99.44% pure math	1
#12	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	72
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#17	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	6
#26	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	6
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	6
#14	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	6
#25	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	6
#14	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	6
#67	A Guide to Burning Leaves	1
#20	A Guide to Safari	1
🥉	A Light that Never Goes Out	138
#5	A muse-bouche	789
#777	A. W. O. L. commendation	3
🥇	ASCII fu manchu	2,246
#20	ASCII shirt	165
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#27	Abyssal ember	5
#16	Accordion of Jordion	15
#94	Adventurer bobblehead	1
#27	Aerheads	2
🥈	Affirmation Cookie	1,196
#5	Afternoon Delight	3,400
#5	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	421
🥈	Agent Mauve	22
#5	Aggressive Carrot	6,576
#4	Agitated Turkey	162
🥇	Aldebaran sardines	233
#22	Alewife™ Ale	190
#22	Alexy sauce	1
#4	Alice's Army Alchemist	538
#149	Alice's Army Bowman	3
🥉	Alice's Army Cleric	245
#173	Alice's Army Coward	2
🥈	Alice's Army Dervish	124
#9	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	8
🥈	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	21
#11	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	3
🥈	Alice's Army Foil Coward	13
🥈	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	6
🥇	Alice's Army Foil Guard	62
#16	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	5
#30	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#6	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	6
#10	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	3
🥉	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	56
#5	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	3
#9	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	8
🥈	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	33
🥉	Alice's Army Foil Page	20
🥈	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	37
#5	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	3
🥈	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	27
#10	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	7
#11	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	7
#4	Alice's Army Foil tattoo	1
🥉	Alice's Army Guard	562
#167	Alice's Army Halberder	4
🥈	Alice's Army Hammerman	338
🥈	Alice's Army Horseman	448
🥉	Alice's Army Lanceman	247
#152	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	5
#19	Alice's Army Martyr	19
🥈	Alice's Army Ninja	743
#205	Alice's Army Nurse	2
#177	Alice's Army Page	3
#216	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	2
🥈	Alice's Army Sniper	108
🥉	Alice's Army Spearsman	533
🥈	Alice's Army Swordsman	774
🥉	Alice's Army Wallman	697
#25	Alice's Army booster box	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#47	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	6
🥇	Ambitious Turkey	6,771
🥉	Amnesiac Ale	43
#10	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	15
#4	Amulet of Perpetual Darkness	26
#23	Amulet of Yendor	685
🥈	Ancient Protector Soda	429
#86	Ancient Saucehelm	16
#99	Angelhair Culottes	9
#81	Angry Farmer candy	2,443
🥉	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1,792
#40	Ankh of Badahnkadh	13
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#19	Antagonistic Snowman Kit	1
#70	Apathargic Bandersnatch	1
#32	Argarggagarg's fang	24
#43	Arrow (+1)	1
🥉	Arrrmetia trading card	188
🥇	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	218
🥇	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	210
#12	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	21
#11	Artist's Spatula of Despair	18
🥈	Artist's Whisk of Misery	128
🥉	Asleep in the Cemetery	452
#25	Ass-Stompers of Violence	1
#17	Atomic Comic	15
#78	Atomic Pop	12
🥉	Aura Libre	237
#19	AutumnFest ale	149
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
🥇	Aye Aye	169
🥈	Aye Aye, Captain	324
🥉	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	249
#53	Azurite	1
#140	BACON	11
#16	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	31
#7	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	134
#37	BGE merchandise order form	82
#37	BGE pocket calendar	12
#22	BGE shotglass	153
#4	BGE temporary tattoo	99
#43	BGE tiny plastic toy	17
#45	BOOterfinger	7
🥈	BOOtonniere	62
#87	BRAINS shorts	15
#9	BRICKO airship	5
🥉	BRICKO bat	586
#171	BRICKO brick	1,439
#43	BRICKO bulwark	4
#8	BRICKO cathedral	3
#4	BRICKO egg	5
🥉	BRICKO elephant	135
#24	BRICKO eye brick	4,217
#5	BRICKO gargantuchicken	7
#35	BRICKO hat	2
🥈	BRICKO octopus	185
#29	BRICKO ooze	6
#5	BRICKO oyster	93
#34	BRICKO pants	2
🥉	BRICKO pyramid	88
🥇	BRICKO python	161
#95	BRICKO reactor	2
#17	BRICKO stud	211
🥉	BRICKO sword	497
🥇	BRICKO trunk	644
#5	BRICKO turtle	251
🥇	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	50
🥇	BROS Energy Drink	4,464
#5	BUBBLE GUM	202
#349	BURT	70
#76	Bag o' Tricks	1
🥈	Baja sopapilla	318
🥉	Bal-musette accordion	36
#100	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	9
🥈	Bangyomaman battle juice	1,199
#156	Barney's rake	1
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#48	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	112
#333	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	7
#38	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	61
#4	Barulio's bottle	522
#29	Bash-Ōs boxtop	23
🥈	Bash-Ōs cereal	3,610
#11	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	173
#40	Bastille Battalion control rig crate	1
#12	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	76
#68	Batfellow comic	2
#5	Battlie Light Saver	711
#8	Beach Buck	2,500
#34	Beach Comb Box	1
🥈	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	140
#4	Beignet Milgranet	418
#134	Belt of Howling Anger	3
#68	Ben-Gal™ Balm	76
#77	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	2
#22	Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	1
#5	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1,531
#7	Bettie page	112
#15	Bicycle	1
#16	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	17
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
🥈	Big Punk	540
#18	Bit O' Ectoplasm	267
🥇	Bit O' Quail Spleen	1,492
🥉	BitterSweetTarts	19,310
🥇	BittyCar HotCar	13
#5	BittyCar MeatCar	3
🥈	BittyCar SoulCar	12
#8	Bjorn's Hammer	48
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#22	Black Bart's Booty	1
🥈	Black Body™ spray	1,124
#4	Black Hole	26
#5	Black No. 2	29,565
#6	Blackfly Chardonnay	15,041
#25	Blatantly Canadian	1,259
#65	Bling of the New Wave	12
#7	Blizzards I Have Died In	45
🥉	Blood 'n' Plenty	250
#4	Blood Light	636
#6	Bloody Nora	473
#521	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#14	Bluzzard	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#10	Bohemian rhapsody	412
🥇	Boletus Broletus mushroom	416
#44	Boltsmann ID badge	1
🥇	Bone's Farm "wine"	1,027
#1678	Bonerdagon necklace	3
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#4	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	19
#5	Boosty Juice	6
#105	Boots of Twilight Whispers	4
#20	Boozehounds Anonymous token	56
#16	Bordeaux Marteaux	21
#20	Boris's Helm	1
🥇	Boris's beer	660
🥇	Boris's bread	394
#10	Boris's key lime	90
🥇	Boris's key lime pie	662
#24	Boris's ring	47
#1673	Boss Bat bling	1
#121	Boss Bat britches	89
🥈	Boss Drops	4,563
🥉	Boulevardier cocktail	134
🥇	Bowl of Scorpions	8,500
🥉	Bowlet	130
#28	Boxing Day Pass	15
#34	Boxing Day care package	1
#4	Brain Food Pastaco	25
🥇	Bram's choker	565
#24	Brand of Violence	1
#5	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	227
#11	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	79
#18	Breathitin™	2
🥈	Bright Water	148
#71	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	194
🥇	Brogre brolo shirt	12
#4	Brogre brorts	1
#4	Brogre bucket hat	1
🥇	Bruno's blessing of Mars	222
🥈	Bugbearclaw Donut	1,168
#19	Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	1
#22	Bulky Buddy Box	129
🥈	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	300
#14	Bustle Hustler	37
🥉	Buttery Knob	230
🥈	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	185
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#62	C.H.U.M. chum	36
🥈	C.H.U.M. knife	1,711
🥈	C.H.U.M. lantern	75
#8	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	53
#12	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	25
#7	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	32
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#6	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	55
#6	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	45
#68	CRIMBCO lanyard	10
#214	CRIMBCO mug	73
#598	CRIMBCO scrip	290
#87	CRIMBCO wine	73
#40	CRIMBCOIDS mints	45
#31	CRIMBCOLOAF	54
🥉	CSA all-purpose soap	2,943
#53	CSA bravery badge	239
#10	CSA cheerfulness ration	1,241
🥇	CSA discount card	18,540
#10	CSA fire-starting kit	1,199
#61	CSA obedience grenade	248
#5	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	3,886
🥈	Caipiranha	117
🥇	Cajun accordion	33
#46	Camp Scout backpack	1
🥈	Camp Scout pup tent	8,432
#6	Can of Spaghetto	17
🥉	Can-Can skirt	54
🥇	Candicaine	352
#7	Candy Alexander	28
🥇	Cantelope	21
🥇	Caramel	31
🥈	Carol of the Bulls	51
🥈	Carol of the Hells	30
🥈	Carol of the Thrills	30
#14	Carpathian longsword	204
🥈	Carpricorn	3
#4	Celsius 233	10
🥉	Cement Mixer	77
#8	Centauri fish wine	24
#8	Cerebral Cloche	53
#10	Cerebral Crossbow	68
#4	Cerebral Culottes	101
🥈	Chakra Libre	184
#6	Charity's choker	447
#7	Charleston Choo-Choo	127
🥈	Charleston shoes	30
#4	Charter: Nellyville	28
🥈	Ched	22
#116	Cheer-Up soda	5
#4	Cherry Cloaca Cola	15,007
🥇	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	3,947
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
#5	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	8
#13	Children's Meal of the Damned	2
#28	Chinese curse words	13
#5	Choco-Mint patty	1,098
🥉	Choker of the Ultragoth	77
🥉	Chorale of Companionship	11
#7	Chori Zo trading card	39
#350	Chroner	72
#15	Chroner cross	1
#17	Chroner trigger	1
#36	Chubby and Plump bar	2
🥈	Churchill	390
#7	Cinco Mayo Lager	39
🥉	Citrus Crush wine cooler	474
#11	Clan hot dog stand	1
#11	Clan looking glass	1
#13	Clara's bell	58
#20	Claw of the Infernal Seal	24
🥇	Claybender glasses	3,362
#4	Climate Colada	48
#4	Cloaca grenade	13,173
#42	Cloaca-Cola	1,100
#6	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	755
#40	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	75
#37	Cloaca-Cola helmet	84
#12	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	2,242
#8	Cloaca-Cola shield	1,049
🥈	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	6,732
#214	Cloak of Dire Shadows	1
#5	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1,790
🥇	Cobra Bowl	119
#31	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	3
🥇	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	559
#1070	Codpiece of the Goblin King	6
🥉	Coily™	18
#8	Coinspiracy	8,647
#72	Colander of Em-er'il	16
🥈	Cold Fang	5
#78	Cold Hots candy	370
#6	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	182
#4	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	3,459
#35	Comet Drop	4
🥇	Comet Pop	4,894
#23	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	1
🥉	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	964
🥈	Convincing People You Can See The Future	17
🥈	Cookbook of the Damned	331
🥈	Cool Brunch Pastaco	315
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
🥈	Cornbeefadon	121
#5	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	3,410
#6	Corpse Island iced tea	348
🥈	Cracklin' Oat Bran	1,052
#16	Crazymaker	17
🥉	Crepes a la Lune	300
#23	Crimbeau de toilette	24
#5	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	374
#18	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	2
#21	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	2
#4	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	16
#416	Crimbo Credit	5
#17	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	1
#4	Crimbo Factory surprise box	357
#109	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	1
#17	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	1
#4	Crimbo candied pecan	11,128
#7	Crimbo candle	43
#6	Crimbo cookie sheet	103
🥉	Crimbo crystal shards	124
#5	Crimbo dinner	366
🥈	Crimbo dog sweater	47
#55	Crimbo food scraps	209
#5	Crimbo fudge	8,726
#17	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	1
#47	Crimbo paste	4
🥉	Crimbo peppermint bark	8,129
#25	Crimbo pie	384
#144	Crimbo salad	6
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#96	Crimbo stocking	1
#5	Crimbo stockings	3
#16	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	1
#11	Crimbo sword	1
#9	Crimbo tattoo kit	10
#9	Crimbo train emergency brake	296
#17	Crimbo training manual	1
#16	Crimbo tree flocker	1
🥈	Crimbo ukulele	32
#27	Crimbo wreath	13
#5	Crimbojito	142
🥉	Crimbolex watch	33
#5	Crimbomega drive chain	18
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
🥈	Crimbonium fuel rod	2,478
#5	Crimbosmopolitan	439
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	13
#25	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	4
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	13
#7	Crimbot battery	418
#26	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	254
#6	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	148
#8	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	131
#15	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	1
#6	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	185
#5	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	230
#19	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	34
#4	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	219
#32	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	17
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	321
🥉	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	320
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	12
🥈	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	470
#4	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	226
#9	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	1,453
#36	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	14
#13	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	2
🥉	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	9
#4	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	275
#8	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	1,897
#6	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	585
🥉	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	255
#22	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	28
#40	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	146
#7	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	161
#41	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	15
#9	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	2
#7	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	613
#14	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	1
#23	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	284
#26	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	84
#6	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	1,552
#13	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	41
#39	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
#23	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	1
🥈	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	7
#4	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	2
#47	Crimbow Rainbo	1
#185	Crimboween memo	47
#12	Crimboysters Rockefeller	104
#31	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	2
#4	Crimbuccaneer breeches	38
#16	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	44
#59	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	1
#4	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	41
#50	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	231
#26	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	4
#12	Crimbuccaneer lantern	5
#28	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	31
#12	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	5
#21	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	3,013
#27	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	6
#13	Crimbuccaneer shirt	40
#18	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	5
#41	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	3
#4	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	26
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#789	Crimbuck	1,015
🥇	Crimbylow-rise jeans	11
#51	Crown of Thrones	1
#16	Crown of the Goblin King	735
🥈	Cursed Punch	1,567
#17	Cycloney	1
#5	D roll	3,921
#16	DIY protonic accelerator kit	1
#27	DNOTC Box	9
#5	DUFRESNE Suds	873
#21	Dad's brandy	20
#108	Daffy Taffy	376
🥈	Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	1,533
#46	Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	1
🥇	Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	1,528
#4	Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	229
#45	Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	2
🥇	Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	687
#11	Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	112
#30	Daisy's unclean bloomers	6
#26	Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	1
🥉	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	143
🥈	Dark & Starry	278
#72	Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	1
#10	Das Überkühlraum trading card	12
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#49	Deactivated O. A. F.	14
#12	Dear Past Self Package	1
#54	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	8
#33	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	15
🥈	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	650
#151	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	36
🥇	Diet Cloaca Cola	11,006
🥇	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	50
#5	Dinsey Whinskey	92
🥈	Dinsey face paint	1,234
#5	Dinsey food-cone	100
#4	Dinsey tattoo kit	2
#13	Dinsey's brain	1
#14	Dinsey's glove	1
#15	Dinsey's oculus	1
#14	Dinsey's pants	1
#4	Dinsey's pizza cutter	2
#4	Dinsey's radar dish	2
#68	Disco 'Fro Pick	18
#14	Disco Banjo	35
#29	Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog	1
#192	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	1
🥉	Disgeist	119
#12	Dish of Clarified Butter	181
#30	Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	1
#12	Divine	195
#8	Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	24
🥇	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	26,700
#477	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	8
🥈	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	10,063
🥈	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	22,222
#33	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	84
#37	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	4
#7	Doc's Fortifying Wine	62
#8	Doc's Limbering Wine	52
#20	Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	2
#7	Doc's Miracle Cure	209
#7	Doc's Smartifying Wine	45
🥇	Doc's Special Reserve Wine	114
🥈	Dogsgotnonoz pills	769
#16	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
🥈	Dolph Bossin's charity note	1
#13	Dolphin King's crown	671
#66	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	245
🥈	Doublepunchplanter	144
#10	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1,090
🥉	Drac & Tan	155
#13	Dramatic™ range	145
🥉	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	7,789
#6	Dreadsylvanian cold pocket	2
🥈	Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	32
#8	Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	2
#9	Dreadsylvanian grimlet	48
#4	Dreadsylvanian hemlock	6
🥈	Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	20
🥉	Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	25
🥉	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	37
🥉	Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	29
#13	Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket	78
🥇	Dressage	30
#6	Drip Institute petri dish	13
🥈	Drip harness	14
#13	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	62
#181	Drowsy Sword	102
🥈	Drunk Uncles holo-record	162
#9	Drunken Astrophysicist	21
🥉	Drunken Neurologist	107
🥇	Drunken Philosopher	1,084
#6	Dump Truck	111
🥇	Dungeon Fist gauntlet	12
🥇	Duskwalker fangs	3,593
🥇	Duskwalker syringe	5,762
#10	Dust bunny	933
#7	Dweebisol™ inhaler	195
#41	Dyspepsi grenade	241
#20	Dyspepsi-Cola	5,391
#4	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1,383
#12	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	428
#11	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	477
#8	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	2,442
🥈	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1,095
#12	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	53
🥉	Earring of Fire	31
🥉	Earth and Firewater	218
#4	Earth, Wind and Firewater	185
#12	Eau de Guaneau	50
#4	Ecto-Cooler	767
🥈	Effermint™ tablets	5,148
#32	Egnaro berry	1
#123	El Sombrero De Lopez	15
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#11	El Vibrato power sphere	212
#27	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	3
🥈	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	97
🥉	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	415
#5	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	142
🥈	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	216
#59	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	6
🥉	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	112
#36	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	9
#4	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	605
#33	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	19
🥈	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	530
#20	El Vibrato restraints	31
#34	Elder Turtle Shell	25
#19	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	3
#7	Eldritch snap	18
🥈	Electric Punch	81
#12	Elf Army machine parts	162
#20	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	284
#19	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	5
#26	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	6
#33	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	3
#100	Elf Guard MPC	3,096
#26	Elf Guard SCUBA tank	2
#28	Elf Guard clipboard	2
#11	Elf Guard commandeering gloves	27
#16	Elf Guard fuel tank	4
#33	Elf Guard hangover cure	2
#48	Elf Guard honor present	5
🥉	Elf Guard hotpants	35
#32	Elf Guard insignia (general)	4
#5	Elf Guard insignia (private)	39
#11	Elf Guard mouthknife	30
#11	Elf Guard officer's sidearm	28
🥉	Elf Guard patrol cap	34
#32	Elf Guard payroll bag	23
#22	Elf Guard red and white beret	3
#41	Elf Guard safety bear	3
#50	Elf Guard strategic map	2
#37	Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	3
🥇	Elf Guard war standard	1
#16	Elfin shortbread	252
#8	Elizabeth's Dollie	54
🥈	Elizabeth's paintbrush	914
#85	Ellsbury's journal	1
#30	Ellsbury's skull	3
#28	Elmley shades	46
#6	Elron's Explosive Etude	8
#4	Elvish delight	895
#72	Elvish sunglasses	1
#21	Elvish underarmor	2
#39	En Una Fila Tequila	2
#6	Enchanted Flyswatter	200
🥇	Enchanted Plunger	2,198
🥈	Energy Buzz Pastaco	90
🥇	Engorged Sausages and You	15
#40	Ent cider	514
#14	Essence of Bear	1
#11	Event Horizon	20
#9	Everlasting Deckswabber	257
🥈	Every Day is Like This Sundae	323
🥈	Extra-slimy Slimosa	449
#17	Extrovermectin™	8
#48	Eye Agate	1
#29	Eye and a Twist	4
#532	FDKOL commendation	160
#10	FDKOL fire hose	2
#22	FDKOL hotcakes	349
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#19	Fabiotion	6
#6	Falcon™ Maltese Liquor	34
#51	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	6
#82	Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square	2
🥉	Fantasma en la Máquina	984
#8	FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	416
#7	FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	421
#14	FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	433
🥈	FantasyRealm guest pass	26
🥈	FantasyRealm key	453
#41	FantasyRealm membership packet	1
🥈	FantasyRealm tattoo kit	5
🥇	Fauna Libre	377
🥇	Faux	22
#5	Feliz Navidad	78
#24	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	615
#12	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	257
🥈	Fettris	598
#37	Feynman gate	380
#4	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	21
#5	Finnish Fish	75
🥈	Firewater	206
#12	Fitspiration™ poster	187
#18	Five Second Energy™	6
#10	Flamin' Whatshisname	298
🥈	Flaming Caipiranha	121
#11	Flaming Knob	17
#10	Flaming Mohobo	74
🥈	Flaming Sazerorc	279
🥈	Flan	17
#4	Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory	29
🥇	Flaskfull of Hollow	17,083
🥇	Fleshazole™	293
#6	Flying Caipiranha	20
🥇	Fog Murderer	1,051
#30	Folder Holder	1
#39	Former Sheriff Dan's tin star	4
#53	Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	1
#4	Frankly Mr. Shank	72
#8	Frat Army FGF	1,187
#32	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	16
🥈	French bronilla brogurt	176
#286	Friendliness Beverage	1
🥈	Friendly Turkey	191
🥇	Frigid Northern Beans	671
#5	Frogade	1,312
#15	Fromage Pinotage	22
#9	Frost™ brand sword	84
#84	Frosty's arm	1
#213	Frosty's carrot	1
#25	Frosty's frosty mug	92
#4	Frown Exerciser	16
🥈	Fu Manchu Wax	2,565
🥈	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	229
#7	Fudgie Roll	193
#26	Fun-Guy spore	22
#33	FunFunds™	1,000
🥈	Fuzzby	1
🥈	Fuzzy Tentacle	239
#6	GOTO	4,447
🥈	Gabarbar	204
🥈	Gaia beads	2,576
#30	Galapagosian Cuisses	18
#28	Game Grid ticket	1,457
#131	Game Grid token	24
#11	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	1,135
#34	GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	1
🥇	Garland of Greatness	1
#27	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	19
#68	Gathered Meat-Clip	32
#107	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	4
🥇	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	641
#6	Gearhead Goo	293
🥈	Genalen™ Bottle	48,866
🥈	Gene Tonic: Beast	202
🥉	Gene Tonic: Constellation	140
🥇	Gene Tonic: Demon	152
🥇	Gene Tonic: Dude	633
🥇	Gene Tonic: Elemental	184
🥉	Gene Tonic: Elf	108
#4	Gene Tonic: Fish	397
🥇	Gene Tonic: Goblin	166
🥈	Gene Tonic: Hippy	47
🥈	Gene Tonic: Hobo	59
🥇	Gene Tonic: Horror	346
#15	Gene Tonic: Humanoid	4
🥉	Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	70
#23	Gene Tonic: Penguin	5
🥈	Gene Tonic: Pirate	149
🥈	Gene Tonic: Plant	117
🥈	Gene Tonic: Slime	40
#20	Gene Tonic: Undead	2
🥇	Gene Tonic: Weird	267
#5	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	7,936
#5	Gets-You-Drunk	55
#40	Ghost Dog Chow	8
🥈	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	42
#7	Giant black monolith	27
#7	Gin Mint	82
#742	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	3
#4	Glenn's golden dice	20
🥇	Glo-Pop	1,345
#6	Glum berry	101
🥇	Gnollish Crossdress	1,230
#7	Gnollish autoplunger	1,340
#66	Gnollish casserole dish	14
🥇	Gnollish flyswatter	36,933
#8	Gnollish pie server	873
#8	Gnollish pie tin	50,539
🥉	Gnollish plunger	9,374
🥈	Gnollish sangria	1,203
#14	Gnollish slotted spoon	321
#16	Gnollish toolbox	964
🥉	Gnomish sagngria	168
🥇	Gnomish toolbox	236
🥈	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	673
#11	Go-Wassail	2,325
#31	God Lobster Egg	1
#15	Gold Velvet™ whiskey	125
#8	Golden Kokomo Resort Chip	2
#21	Golden Light	4
#5	Golden Mean	88
#17	Good 'n' Quiet	27
#33	Good 'n' Slimy	11
#24	Goodfella contract	1,506
#4	Gordon Bennett	1,108
#62	Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun	10
#17	Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog	1
🥇	Grasshopper	288
🥉	Grateful Undead T-shirt	395
#4	Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	40
🥈	Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	61
#11	Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)	1
#101	Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	1
#97	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	9
#86	Great Ball of Frozen Fire	1
🥉	Great Older Fashioned	152
#52	Greatest American Pants	1
#153	Greaves of the Murk Lord	2
#43	Greek fire	2
🥇	Green Burlap	582
#891	Green Clover of Justice	2
#4	Green Giant	154
#5	Green Manalishi	7,374
#8	Green Muslin	11
#6	Green Velvet	24
#13	Grey Guanon	7
🥈	Grim Brothers' story book	34
#44	Grimacite Bock	1
#7	Groll doll	800
#85	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	1
#11	Gummi-DNA	458
#8	Gummi-Gnauga	3,002
🥇	Gummy Brains	1,047
#19	Guzzlr application	1
#4	Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	213
🥉	Hairpiece On Fire	278
#4	Half a Purse	37
#5	Hand in Glove	22
🥈	Hand that Rocks the Ladle	136
#14	Handsome Devil	39
#57	Hanukkimbo dreidl	1
#30	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	198
🥇	Hatorade	3,096
#4	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	4,417
#52	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	26
🥇	Haymaker	153
#130	Heimandatz's heart	10
🥇	Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	74
🥈	Hell and How I Bent It	6
🥈	Hell broth	2,077
#8	Hell ramen	1,383
#13	Hellfire Spicy Beans	22
#157	Helm of the Scream Emperor	2
🥈	Herring Daiquiri	209
#4	Herring Wallbanger	27
#9	Herringtini	18
#39	Hersey™ SMOOCH	4
#4	Hide-rox™ cookie	115
🥈	Highest Bitter	154
#24	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	18
#10	Hippy Army MPE	1,373
🥉	History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX	6
#6	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	6
#8	Hodgman's blanket	264
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#21	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	3
#5	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	12
#63	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	2
#129	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
🥉	Holiday Fun!	4,713
#20	Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!	1
#4	Hollandaise helmet	11,226
#11	Horsery contract	1
#4	Hot 'n' Scarys	235
🥉	How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying	15
#34	How to Avoid Scams	601
🥈	How to Play Othello	447
#7	Humanitini	33
#21	Humpty Dumplings	2
#14	Hundred Headed IPA	27
🥇	Hunger™ Sauce	76
🥇	Ice Island Long Tea	783
#4	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	26
🥈	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	65
#55	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#4	Iceberglar scarf	981
#37	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	209
#8	Iiti Kitty phone charm	8,512
🥇	Illuminati earpiece	2,149
🥇	Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos	30
#56	Imp Ale	5,823
#16	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	56
🥈	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	2
#4	Inndya trading card	37
🥈	Inner Strength	102
🥉	Inner Truth	185
🥈	Inner Wisdom	140
#85	Instant Karma	135
#121	Interview With You (a Vampire)	1
#10	Irish Coffee, English Heart	18
#193	Iron Beta of Industry	51
🥉	Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey	3
#13	Island Hurricane	4
🥉	Island Landslide	49
#6	Island Thunderstorm	17
🥈	Jack-O-Lantern beer	2,027
#4	Jack-in-the-box	410
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#5	Jackhammer	22
🥇	Jacob's rung	1,436
#4	Jamaican coffee	210
#9	Jamocha berry	55
#34	January's Garbage Tote (unopened)	1
#7	Jarlsberg's earring	331
🥈	Jarlsberg's key lime	259
#5	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	342
#6	Jefferson wings	664
#26	Jekyllin hide belt	2
🥉	Jerks' Health™ Magazine	232
#107	Jocko Homo's head	12
#32	Jokester makeup	6
#7	Jolly Roger charrrm	1,952
#4	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	668
#60	Juju Mojo Mask	1
#73	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	212
🥈	Jungle Juice	345
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
🥈	Junk-Bond	163
🥉	Kashmir sweater	198
#12	Kelflar vest	31
#6	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	18
#22	Kentucky-fried meat staff	4
#8	Kentucky-fried meat sword	24
#31	Kentucky-style derby	18
🥇	Kevlar balloon	520
#6	Kiss the Knob apron	25
🥉	Kissin' Cousins	37
🥉	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	134
#21	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	55
#10	Knob Goblin Mutagen	258
#12	Knob Goblin Uberpants	160
🥉	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1,525
🥇	Knob Goblin elite helm	16,078
🥇	Knob Goblin elite pants	23,019
#14	Knob Goblin elite polearm	953
#8	Knob Goblin elite shirt	2,778
#18	Knob Goblin eyedrops	125
🥉	Knob Goblin firecracker	10,017
#15	Knob Goblin harem pants	541
#11	Knob Goblin harem veil	546
🥈	Knob Goblin learning pill	4,408
#14	Knob Goblin love potion	2,188
#22	Knob Goblin lunchbox	153
#22	Knob Goblin melon baller	316
#4	Knob Goblin nasal spray	7,405
🥇	Knob Goblin pants	47,478
#5	Knob Goblin perfume	604
🥈	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	5,798
#4	Knob Goblin scimitar	7,638
#21	Knob Goblin seltzer	2,222
🥇	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	5,687
#49	Knob Goblin spatula	1,038
#10	Knob Goblin steroids	1,795
#16	Knob Goblin stink bomb	214
#8	Knob Goblin superseltzer	2,375
🥉	Knob Goblin tongs	26,124
#44	Knob Goblin visor	962
🥇	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	495
#8	Knob jelly donut	293
#5	Knob lo mein	307
#27	Knob mushroom	1,349
#6	Knob nuts	608
🥉	Knob pasty	784
#27	Knob sausage	1,035
#14	Knob sausage stir-fry	62
#18	Knob shroomkabob	45
🥈	Knob stir-fry	1,360
#10	Knob stroganoff	153
🥈	Knob stuffed shells	1,367
#5	Knoll lo mein	113
#6	Knoll mushroom	5,150
#4	Knoll shroomkabob	6,457
#11	Knoll stir-fry	71
🥈	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	1,440
🥇	Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil	500
🥉	Kokomo Resort Chip	626
#39	Kokomo Resort Order Pad	6
#4	Kokomo Resort Pass	1,139
#19	Krakrox's Loincloth	24
#30	Kramco Industries packing carton	1
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
🥈	Kudzu salad	13
#7	Kudzu slaw	223
#92	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	830
🥈	LARP membership card	1
🥈	LCD game: Burger Belt	3,098
🥈	LCD game: Food Eater	1,497
#5	LCD game: Garbage River	1,976
#4	LED block	631
#22	LI-11 Motor Pool voucher	1
#8	LOLmec statuette	12
🥉	LOV Echinacea Bouquet	218
#47	LOV Elephant	1
#7	LOV Elixir #3	413
#7	LOV Elixir #6	357
#9	LOV Elixir #9	300
#17	LOV Emotionizer	17
#6	LOV Enamorang	202
🥈	LT&T tattoo kit	2
#19	LT&T telegraph office deed	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#4	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	783
#137	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	10
#52	Lapis Lazuli	1
#30	Lars the Cyberian	10
🥈	Lava Miner's Daughter	16
🥈	LavaCo™ Lamp housing	117
🥈	Lazybones™ recliner	82
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#136	Lederhosen of the Night	10
#6	Leonard's glasses	218
#101	Let Me Be!	10
#9	Letter from Carrie Bradshaw	32
#9	Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	268
#43	Li'l Businessman Kit	8
#15	Liam's mail	230
#92	Libram of BRICKOs	1
#145	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	1
#82	Libram of Divine Favors	1
#112	Libram of Love Songs	1
#43	Libram of Pulled Taffy	1
#47	Libram of Resolutions	1
#26	License To Kill	2
#69	Lil' Snowball Factory	2
🥇	Little Crimson Book	151
#29	Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	1
🥇	Living to Drink, Drinking to Live	1
#10	Loathing Idol Microphone	28
#47	Loathing Legion knife	1
#102	Lobos Mints	5
🥈	Lockenstock™ sandals	2,176
🥈	Locust	141
#8	Lollipop Drop	32
🥉	Lolsipop	1,075
#4	London frog	249
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
🥇	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	90
#311	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	81
#62	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	226
🥉	Louder Than Bomb	520
#15	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	2,902
🥉	Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them	18
🥈	Lucky Strikes holo-record	111
#22	Lucky Surprise Egg	538
🥉	Ludovico Pastaco	87
#5	Lumineux Limnio	383
🥈	Lump-Stacking for Beginners	2
#4	M-242	12,605
#4	MSG	2,617
🥈	Mace of the Tortoise	160
#42	Mad Train wine	5,847
🥈	Mae West	1,701
#57	Mae West with a fly in it	7
#68	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	112
#33	Mallomarbles	1
#4	Manetwich	485
🥈	Mansquito's blood	1,321
#8	Manual of Numberology	2
🥉	Manual of Secret Door Detection	31
#6	Manual of Transcendent Olfaction	4
🥉	Map to Kokomo	1
#9	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1,465
🥇	Mark I Steam-Hat	2,526
#6	Mark II Steam-Hat	53
🥉	Mark III Steam-Hat	129
#43	Mark IV Steam-Hat	1
#21	Mark V Steam-Hat	55
#4	Mark of the Bugbear	64
🥉	Mark of the Ghost	117
#12	Mark of the Skeleton	23
#4	Mark of the Vampire	157
#15	Mark of the Werewolf	17
#127	Mark of the Zombie	1
#10	Marltini	20
#338	Marquis de Poivre soda	7
#4	Marvin's marvelous pill	179
#13	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	41
🥉	Maxing, Relaxing	341
🥉	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	6,927
#36	MayDay™ contract	1
#75	Mayflower bouquet	1
🥉	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	65
#4	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	1,690
#9	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	2,028
#6	Meat Butler	28
#9	Meat Tenderizer is Murder	13
#4	Meat detector	161
#14	Meat maid	37
#27	Meat maid body	25
🥇	Mechamelion	30
🥉	Medical Pastaco	14
🥇	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	18,460
#30	Meleegra™ pills	509
#8	Memory Disk, Alpha	11
🥇	Mer-kin begsign	338
🥈	Mer-kin breastplate	268
🥇	Mer-kin bunwig	251
🥉	Mer-kin cancerstick	206
#10	Mer-kin cheatsheet	24
🥈	Mer-kin cookiestove	2,710
🥇	Mer-kin cooljuice	1,894
#44	Mer-kin darkbook	2
#11	Mer-kin digpick	40
#26	Mer-kin dodgeball	1
🥈	Mer-kin dragbelt	125
#22	Mer-kin dragnet	1
🥇	Mer-kin eyeglasses	1,285
#21	Mer-kin fastjuice	73
#13	Mer-kin finpaddle	12
🥈	Mer-kin fitbrine	208
#14	Mer-kin foodbucket	428
#12	Mer-kin gladiator mask	1
#14	Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece	1
🥇	Mer-kin gutgirdle	210
🥈	Mer-kin hallpass	1,708
🥇	Mer-kin healscroll	1,587
🥇	Mer-kin hidepaint	3,134
🥇	Mer-kin hookspear	1,758
🥈	Mer-kin killscroll	940
#10	Mer-kin knucklebone	32
#62	Mer-kin lipstick	4
#21	Mer-kin lunchbox	9
🥉	Mer-kin mouthsoap	713
🥇	Mer-kin paste	191
#44	Mer-kin pinkslip	5
🥇	Mer-kin prayerbeads	696
🥉	Mer-kin pressureglobe	560
🥈	Mer-kin ragejuice	742
#30	Mer-kin rocksalt	1
🥈	Mer-kin rollpin	8
🥉	Mer-kin roundshield	284
🥈	Mer-kin saltsquid	1,174
🥇	Mer-kin sawdust	463
#14	Mer-kin scholar mask	1
#13	Mer-kin scholar tailpiece	1
🥇	Mer-kin smartjuice	855
🥇	Mer-kin sneakmask	506
#6	Mer-kin stopwatch	13
#51	Mer-kin strongjuice	5
#24	Mer-kin switchblade	1
🥇	Mer-kin takebag	2,010
🥉	Mer-kin thingpouch	3,618
🥇	Mer-kin weaksauce	1,845
🥉	Mer-kin wordquiz	483
🥇	Mer-kin worktea	420
🥇	Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques	12
#10	Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance	1
#6	Merc Core deployment orders	3
#65	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	33
#5	Meteorite-Ade	1,254
#7	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	452
#29	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	4,428
#13	Microplushie: Bropane	383
#4	Microplushie: Dorkonide	260
#9	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	191
#7	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	116
#4	Microplushie: Gothochondria	553
#11	Microplushie: Hippylase	473
#5	Microplushie: Hipsterine	89
#9	Microplushie: Hobomosome	253
#4	Microplushie: Otakulone	1,078
#4	Microplushie: Raverdrine	533
#14	Microplushie: Sororitrate	372
🥉	Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey	25,558
🥉	Milk Studs	9,346
🥉	Mini-Crimbot crate	17
🥈	MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher	70
#48	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	7
#6	Miniborg beeper	61
#13	Miniborg hiveminder	21
#6	Miniborg laser	50
🥉	Miniborg stomper	109
🥇	Miniborg strangler	738
#65	Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	1
🥈	Mint Yulep	374
🥈	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	5
🥇	Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	9
🥈	Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	5
🥈	Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	6
🥇	Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	16
🥈	Miserable Pie	300
🥉	Miss Graves' vermouth	5
#5	Missing Eye Simulation Device	231
🥇	Misty Cape	2,328
🥇	Misty Cloak	2,226
🥇	Misty Robe	1,204
🥇	Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	71
#69	Mob Penguin cellular phone	337
#21	Mohawk wig	1,276
#4	Mohobo	221
🥈	Mon Tiki	1,670
#7	Monstar energy beverage	2,432
🥈	Moonds	2,005
🥉	Moonshine Mohobo	188
#50	Moping Artistic Goth Kid	1
🥈	Morbidda trading card	125
🥈	More Humanitini than Humanitini	519
#7	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	149
#5	Mornington crescent roll	925
🥈	Morphan	8
🥈	Mortimer's nostrum	813
#20	Morto Moreto	22
#14	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	127
#75	Mountain Stream soda	1,157
#4	Mr. Accessaturday	30
#53	Mr. Accessory Jr.	2
#4	Mr. Balloon	30
#10	Mr. Burnsger	23
#6	Mr. Cheeng's spectacles	21
#23	Mr. Eh?	1
#13	Mr. Haggis	308
🥉	Mr. Joe's bangles	432
#5	Mr. Mediocrebar	119,870
#11	Mr. Screege's spectacles	266
#14	Mrs. Rush	6
#17	Ms. Accessory	2
🥇	Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	58,654
#6	Mu	1
#29	Mudflap-Girl Earring	2
🥉	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	55
🥈	Mudflap-Girl Ring	162
🥇	Murderer's Punch	5,651
🥈	Muschat	416
#12	Mustardigrade	1
#14	My First Paycheck envelope	10
#4	My Life of Crime, a Memoir	26
#41	My Own Pen Pal kit	1
🥇	Mylar balloon	2,040
#11	Mysterious Black Box	314
#12	Mysterious Blue Box	335
🥉	Mysterious Green Box	1,587
#5	Mysterious Island iced tea	85
#11	Mysterious Red Box	334
🥉	Mysterious Stranger	102
#4	ND	1,287
🥉	NG	1,757
#17	NPZR chemistry set	415
#35	Nadsat berry	1
🥈	Napalm In The Morning™ candle	600
#6	Nardz energy beverage	361
#9	Nayztameetjoo trading card	12
🥈	Necbro wafers	1,824
🥉	Necrotelicomnicon	569
#6	Neuromancer	1,507
#6	Neverending Party favor	483
🥉	Neverending Party guest pass	68
#53	Neverending Party invitation envelope	1
#91	New Age healing crystal	2
#7	New Cloaca-Cola	111
#8	New Zealand iced tea	2,903
#16	New-You Club Membership Form	1
🥉	Newark	1,169
#14	Newbiesport™ tent	1,563
#98	Newman's Own Trousers	9
#766	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	5
#21	Nightmare Fuel	30
🥈	No Hats as Art	50
🥇	Non-Euclidean Finance	19
#4	Northern pemmican	668
#6	Nose Ring of Putrescence	29
🥉	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	1,221
#11	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	570
#9	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	562
#5	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	326
🥇	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	1,166
#6	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	247
🥈	Now You're Cooking With Grease	8
#39	Now and Earlier	154
🥉	Nuclear Blastball	2,037
🥈	Nursine	20
🥇	O	3,492
#155	O'RLY manual	5
🥈	Official Council Aide Pin	1
#89	Ogres and Oubliettes™ module	2
#14	Oh, the Humanitini	23
#424	Oil of Parrrlay	2
🥈	Okee-Dokee soda	631
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#8	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	333
#93	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#11	Olympic-sized Clan crate	1
#51	Operation Patriot Shield	1
#5	Oppossum	8
#219	Orange Star of Sacrifice	10
🥉	Orangemageddon wine cooler	1,201
🥈	Orcish baseball cap	11,143
#13	Orcish cargo shorts	394
#10	Orcish frat-paddle	4,092
#16	Orcish meat locker	72
#50	Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	1
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#6	Osk'r Chow	222
🥉	Othello's dagger	152
🥉	Othello's handkerchief	127
🥈	Othello's military jacket	286
#10	Ouija Board, Ouija Board	6
#6	Outer Wolf™ cologne	73
#4	P.B.L.T.	9,198
#80	PADL Phone	237
#19	PB&BP	17
#7	PB&J with the crusts cut off	3,372
🥉	PEEZ dispenser	9,846
🥉	PVC staff	30
#27	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	879
🥈	Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	20
#64	Pain Dip	9
🥉	Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	886
#1599	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	2
#26	Pantsgiving	1
🥈	Para-Pop	70
🥇	Party Planning on a Budget	1
#15	Party-in-a-Can™	9
#7	Pasta Spoon of Peril	23
#6	Pastaco shell	12
#15	Peaclock	1
#40	Pecos Dave's sixgun	4
🥉	Peek-a-Boo!	3
#10	Pendant of Fire	4
#4	Pendant of Gargalesis	63
#4	Pener's drumstick	33
#19	Penultimate Fantasy chest	5,703
#44	Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	1
🥈	Pete's rich ricotta	25
#5	Phil Collins	111
🥇	Phlegethon	675
🥉	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	3,466
🥉	Piddles	10,253
🥇	Pillowbug	22
🥇	Pimpsqueak	21
#5	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1,790
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#13	PirateRealm guest pass	1
#40	PirateRealm membership packet	1
#14	PirateRealm party hat	1
#4	Pizza of Legend	25
🥈	Plague of Locusts	216
#6	PlexiPips	1,215
#4	Pneumo bar	121
🥈	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	50
#26	Pocket Meteor Guide	1
🥇	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	1
🥈	Pocket Professor memory chip	66
#4	Poison Oak trading card	134
#6	Poké-Gro fertilizer	594
#27	Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them	1
#124	Pokëmann band-aid	6
🥉	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	311
#41	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	21
#376	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	2
🥈	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	699
#4	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	300
#16	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	37
🥉	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	559
🥈	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	366
#177	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	8
🥉	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	519
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#6	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	190
🥉	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	745
#5	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	360
#9	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	98
#128	Polka Pop	5
🥇	Polysniff Perfume	5,996
#17	Pop Art: a Guide	1
🥇	Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	433
🥉	Potion of Heroism	11
🥉	Power-Guy 2000 holo-record	68
#4	Prelude of Precision	17
#16	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	44
#6	Princess Rutabaga trading card	79
#6	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	3,994
🥇	Professor What T-Shirt	1,283
#18	Prunets	105
#16	Psycho From The Heat	1
#7	Psychotic Train wine	1,300
#14	Puffstone cigar	1
🥈	Punching Potion	3,526
🥇	Punchplanter	479
#4	Purple Beast energy drink	25,290
🥈	Putrid Pendant	114
#4	Quaatorade™	14
#14	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	129
#13	Rümpelstiltz	2
#12	R'lyeh	45
#13	ROM of Optimality	1
#16	Racisto Ruidoso	22
#23	Rad Lib	1,831
🥉	Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.)	16
🥈	Rad-Pro (1 oz.)	136
🥈	Radberry Rip wine cooler	1,543
#4	Raggedy Hippy doll	1,012
#33	Rainbow's Gravity	5
#26	Ralph IX cognac	6
#49	Ram's Face Lager	2,072
🥇	Rattlin' Chains	1,112
🥉	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	102
#25	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread	2
#18	Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend	7
#26	Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend	3
#18	Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	4
🥈	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta	253
🥈	Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend	562
#31	Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	1
#36	Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta	1
🥉	Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris	136
#33	Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone	1
#33	Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg	1
#37	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia	1
#30	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.	1
#4	Red Army camouflage kit	773
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#10	Red Dwarf	36
#11	Red Pill	34
🥉	Red Roger tattoo kit	4
#4	Red Roger's red left foot	22
🥇	Red Roger's red left hand	37
🥈	Red Roger's red right foot	26
🥉	Red Roger's red right hand	32
#5	Red Roger's reliquary	147
🥇	Red Roger's skull	1
#4	Red Rover BB gun	400
#10	Red Russian	2
#4	Red X Shield	106
🥇	Redeye™ Eyedrops	3,928
#4	Regular Cloaca Cola	4,111
#7	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	91
#45	Rethinking Candy	1
#20	Retrospecs try-at-home kit	1
🥉	Riker's Search History	378
🥉	Ring of Fire	103
🥉	Ring of the Sewer Snake	83
#51	Rock Garden Guide	1
#178	Rock Pops	277
#7	Rock and Roll Legend	312
🥇	Rogue Windmill Rouge	1,733
#5	Roman sadnals	143
🥈	Rompedores de Fantasmas	2,882
#22	Roo trading card	7
🥇	Ruffalo	13
🥉	Russian Ice	6,005
#16	S.A.V.E. flyer	32
#47	S.I.T. Course Voucher	1
🥈	S.T.L.T.	355
#7	SMOOCH bottlecap	213
#15	SMOOCH bracers	1
🥈	SMOOCH breastplate	16
🥈	SMOOCH codpiece	30
🥈	SMOOCH coffee cup	24
🥈	SMOOCH soda	11,368
#4	SPF 451 lip balm	395
#47	Saccharine Maple pendant	2
#28	Sacramento wine	125
#36	Safari Jack's moustache	19
🥉	Saison du Lune	678
🥇	SalesCo sample kit	1
🥈	Salsa de las Epocas	328
#8	Sangria de Menthe	38
#4	Sasq™ watch	4
#7	Satan hat	3
#4	Saturday Night Special	1,929
#20	Saucepanic	8
🥇	Sazerorc	706
🥇	Sazuruk-hai	332
#22	Scalp of Gorgolok	35
#35	Scent of a Human™ candle	1
#60	Schmalz's First Prize Beer	1
#23	School of Hard Knocks Diploma	2
#28	Schrödinger's thermos	1,667
#7	Science Notebook	2
🥇	Scorpion Bowl	177
#129	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	1
#5	Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill	2
#4	Scuba Snack	228
#16	Senior Mints	43,591
#9	Sensual Massage for Creeps	91
🥈	Sequestrian	6
#6	Serenity trading card	40
#15	Sexy Cosmo	2
🥈	Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion	438
#5	Sheila Take a Crossbow	46
#50	Shield of Icy Fate	9
#10	Shielding Potion	187
🥇	Shivering Chèvre	22,584
#40	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	145
#19	Shot of Kardashian Gin	31
🥈	Shot of the Living Dead	203
🥉	Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	1
🥇	Shrubble Bubble	891
🥇	Shudder	28
#6	Siberian sunrise	347
#4	Silly Little Love Song	10
#95	Silver Bullet beer	24
🥇	Silver HP-35 Calculator	1
🥉	Simepore slime	287
🥇	Sinful Desires	638
🥇	Single Alice's Army Foil	100
#11	Sister Accessory	1
#4	Sitrep berry	110
#12	Sizzling Sinner	14
🥈	Skipper's accordion	1
#4	Skull Punch	50
🥇	Skullery Maid's Knee	4,697
#4	Skullhead's Screw	1,517
#5	Skully's hot chocolate	16
🥈	Slimebite	235
🥇	Slimosa	250
#7	Slippery Knob	28
🥇	Sloe Comfortable Zoo	335
🥉	Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	356
#4	Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook	1
#13	Slotter	1
🥉	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	412
#70	Small Medium	1
#4	Smart Bone Dust	685
#6	Smoldering Clover™ candle	114
🥈	Smuggler's Punch	98
#33	Snarf berry	2
#6	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	165
#4	Sneaky Pete's key lime	177
🥉	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	537
🥇	Snoutlet	33
#6	Snow Queen Crown	5,966
#20	Snow Suit	1
🥈	Sogg-Os	100
#42	SongBoom™ BoomBox Box	1
#67	Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	1
#8	Source shades	7
#15	Source terminal ASHRAM chip	11
#6	Source terminal CRAM chip	3
🥇	Source terminal DIAGRAM chip	1,336
🥈	Source terminal INGRAM chip	601
#4	Source terminal PRAM chip	24
#18	Source terminal SCRAM chip	10
#4	Source terminal SPAM chip	3
🥇	Source terminal TRAM chip	51
🥇	Source terminal TRIGRAM chip	2,827
🥇	Source terminal file: compress.edu	1,405
#19	Source terminal file: cram.ext	10
🥇	Source terminal file: critical.enh	958
#33	Source terminal file: damage.enh	5
🥈	Source terminal file: dram.ext	697
#11	Source terminal file: duplicate.edu	46
🥉	Source terminal file: familiar.ext	726
#4	Source terminal file: gram.ext	397
#6	Source terminal file: portscan.edu	157
🥇	Source terminal file: pram.ext	971
#15	Source terminal file: protect.enq	17
🥉	Source terminal file: spam.ext	434
#23	Source terminal file: stats.enq	8
#27	Source terminal file: substats.enh	7
#14	Source terminal file: tram.ext	15
🥇	Source terminal file: turbo.edu	899
#138	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	1
🥉	Space Baby bawbaw	2
🥈	Space Baby children's book	135
🥈	Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook	14
#4	Space Tourist Phaser	1,102
#5	Space Tours Tripple	1,091
🥉	Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit	4
#18	Spacegate Research	6,968
#15	Spacegate access badge	1
#7	Spacegate diplomat's insignia	1
🥈	Spacegate emergency disintegrator	5
#6	Spacegate military insignia	1
🥇	Spacegate scientist's insignia	21
🥉	Spaghetti with Moonballs	200
#5	Spam Witch sammich	36,430
🥈	Spant eggs	711
#7	Spechunky bar	69
#32	Special Seasoning	31
🥈	Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	24
#11	Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	2
🥈	Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	20
#4	Spelunker of Fortune	37
#7	Spirit Precipice	250
#10	Spooky Surprise Egg	2,101
#9	Spooky VHS Tape	40
#22	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	73
#13	Spookyraven signet	272
🥉	Spring Break Beach "swimsuit"	10
🥈	Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon	6
🥈	Squat-Thrust Magazine	17,139
🥇	Squib	19
#21	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	101
#16	St. Sneaky Pete's Whey	34
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
🥇	Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals	257
#13	Staff of the Woodfire	1
#6	Star Spawn	97
🥉	Steal This Candy	4,015
#9	Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)	42
🥇	Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	1,647
#30	Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)	7
#4	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	200
🥇	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	1,270
🥇	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	1,401
🥇	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	877
🥇	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	2,108
🥈	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	494
#31	Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	7
#4	Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	185
🥈	Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)	392
#31	Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	16
#57	Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)	3
🥇	Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)	791
🥈	Stembridge sidearm	20
🥈	Stemonitis Staticus mushroom	55
#16	Stephen's lab coat	54
#13	Stephen's secret formula	57
#4	Stone Golem pebbles	4,171
#19	Stooper	8
🥇	Straypler	19
🥈	Strikes Again Bigmouth	1,016
#4	Strix stix	916
#20	Strong, Silent Type	1
🥇	Suffering Sinner	169
#9	Sugar Cog	343
#6	Summer Nights	51
🥉	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	58
#4	Super Magic Power Sword X	399
🥈	Super Weight-Gain 9000	270
🥇	Superdrifter holo-record	458
🥈	Supernova Champagne	44,950
🥈	Suppurating Sinner	240
#5	Swabbie™ swab	1,497
#15	Swedish massage fish	29
🥈	Sweet Sword	468
🥈	Swizzler	9,595
🥉	TÎ¤◊lisman of Baiø‡	55
#11	T.U.R.D.S. Key	147
🥉	TI-9000 calculator	643
#10	TRIO cup of beer	19
🥇	Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco	1,876
🥈	Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!	201
🥉	Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco	122
#4	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	4,572
🥈	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	10,567
#145	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	2
#4	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	8,842
#4	Take Eleven Bar	311
#7	Tales from the Fireside	98
#45	Tales of Spelunking	9
#10	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	143
#69	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
#12	Talisman of Bakula	1
🥈	Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	572
🥉	Tapioc berry	201
#81	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1,180
#33	Tea, Earl Grey, Hot	1
🥉	Tears of the Quiet Healer	6,890
🥉	Telltale™ rubber heart	1,415
#4	Temps Tempranillo	191
#8	Tequiz Navidad	65
🥇	Tesla's Electroplated Beans	108
#52	Texas tea	9
#14	The Art of Slapfighting	58
🥇	The Author's ink	18
🥈	The Author's inkwell	2,576
#7	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	140
🥈	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	14
🥇	The Big Book of Communism	7
#5	The Big Book of Communism (used)	1
🥇	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	9,931
#64	The Bomb	2
#24	The Confiscator's Grimoire	1
🥉	The Cooler Out of Space	937
🥈	The Crown of Ed the Undying	1
🥈	The Emperor's dry cleaning	1,036
#32	The Emperor's new cookie	5
#33	The Emperor's new hat	2
#36	The Emperor's new pants	2
#42	The Emperor's new shirt	2
🥉	The Eye of the Thing in the Basement	1
#4	The Firegate Tapes	2
#5	The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	24
🥈	The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook	40
🥈	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	138
#17	The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object	1
#16	The Jokester's gun	22
#14	The Jokester's pants	74
#4	The Jokester's wig	123
#13	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	8
🥈	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	14
🥈	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	18
🥇	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	22
🥇	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	40
🥇	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	20
#10	The Joy of Wassailing	147
#49	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	1
🥈	The Landscaper's leafblower	36
#44	The Legendary Beat	1
#13	The Lost Comb	8
🥈	The Lost Glasses	214
🥉	The Lost Pill Bottle	347
🥉	The Lot's engagement ring	247
#23	The Mad Liquor	1
#169	The Mariachi's guitar case	10
#33	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
#28	The Necbromancer's Shorts	1
#38	The Necbromancer's Stein	1
#14	The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	1
#15	The Necbronomicon	8
#20	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1	2
#19	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	2
#20	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	2
#19	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	2
#20	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	2
#18	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	2
#8	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells	12
#10	The Nuge's favorite crossbow	1
#30	The One Mood Ring	1
#4	The Pigs holo-record	20
#13	The Plumber's mushroom stew	1
#13	The Ring	9
🥈	The Sagittarian's leisure pants	1
🥇	The Snake trading card	202
🥇	The Snitch's Manifesto	166
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#67	The Superconductor's CPU	1
#5	The Sword in the Steak	3
🥈	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	149
🥉	They liver	254
#19	They liver popsicle	2
#4	They'll Love You In Rhinestones	9
#6	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	100
🥇	Thinknerd T-Shirt	1
#13	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	538
#32	Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	1
🥉	Third Base	552
#6	Third Eye	1
#17	This Charming Flan	33
#18	Thor's Pliers	1
#4	Thorny Toad trading card	118
🥈	Thriller Ice	44
#1568	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	1
#507	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	1
#1576	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#837	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	1
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🥇	Wullabye	51
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#23	big red clown nose	823
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🥈	big slimy cyst	711
🥉	big stick	5,555
🥉	big stirring stick	440
🥉	big tun	3,711
#83	bigger stick	2
#8	biker's hat	1
#15	bilge wine	5,129
🥇	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	901
#6	bindlestocking	241
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
🥉	bird rib	1,225
#103	birdbone corset	3
🥇	birthday party jellybean cheesecake	36
#6	bishop cookie	79
#1496	bit of clingfilm	1
#11	bit-o-cactus	653
#93	bite-me-red lipstick	184
#5	bitter pill	30
#4	black & tan	3,730
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#15	black Crimbo ball	3,696
#5	black and white cracker	51
🥉	black belt	829
#4	black blade	1,481
🥈	black brandy	33
#26	black candy heart	623
#39	black cherry soda	43
🥇	black cloak	5,571
#4	black cowboy hat	173
🥉	black eye shadow	4,872
🥈	black eyedrops	338
#8	black facepaint	298
#12	black forest cake	2,144
#9	black forest ham	2,000
🥇	black friar's tonsure	5,193
🥈	black gold	2,277
🥉	black greaves	2,340
#22	black helmet	133
#8	black kettle drum	313
#4	black label	686
#7	black lotus	34
#17	black magic powder	225
#4	black mana	582
#24	black paisley oyster egg	120
🥉	black pension check	10,916
#8	black pepper	2,319
#4	black picnic basket	3,556
🥉	black pixel	16,260
#18	black plastic oyster egg	144
#18	black polka-dot oyster egg	158
🥈	black pudding	8,472
#35	black sheepskin diploma	14
🥉	black shield	4,336
#6	black snake skin	14,029
#5	black snowcone	320
🥉	black spot	795
#18	black striped oyster egg	123
#25	black sword	155
🥇	black tear	1,623
#269	black velvet box	1
#18	black-and-blue light	2,633
#11	blackberry	9,433
#14	blackberry combat boots	152
🥈	blackberry galoshes	1,017
#14	blackberry moccasins	67
#33	blackberry polite	27
#19	blackberry slippers	38
🥉	blammer	168
#18	blank diary	7
#53	blank fudge mold	12
🥇	blank note	1
#4	blank prescription sheet	260
🥇	blended frozen swill	1,960
#43	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	7
🥉	blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail	168
#4	blind-packed capsule toy	7,033
#4	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	2,769
🥉	blob of Alphredo™	214
#20	blob of acid	242
🥇	blob of wood glue	335
#9	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	685
#6	blood and blood	661
#86	blood flower	154
🥈	blood of the Wereseal	2,599
🥇	blood roll-up	152
#4	blood sausage	31
🥉	blood snowcone	20
#17	blood-drive sticker	14
#52	blood-faced volleyball	53
#6	blood-red mushroom wine	22
#10	blood-soaked sponge cake	14
#14	bloodied surgical dungarees	90
🥇	bloodstain stick	8,036
#16	bloodstick	1
#32	bloody beer	3,636
#8	bloody clown pants	3,768
#4	bloody mary	2,266
🥇	blowdart	6,882
#6	blue LavaCo Lamp™	7
#7	blue canary nightlight	7
#325	blue class ring	9
#58	blue glowstick	20
#213	blue grass	1
🥇	blue lava globs	282
#6	blue mana	1,284
#108	blue money bag	2
#25	blue oyster badge	226
#12	blue paisley oyster egg	197
#47	blue pixel	4,719
#6	blue pixel potion	873
#16	blue plasma ball	2,561
#8	blue plastic baby	57
#6	blue plastic oyster egg	1,174
🥈	blue plate	47
🥉	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1,335
🥉	blue potion	1,039
🥇	blue pumps	46
#7	blue raspberry troll doll	7
🥈	blue ribbon	1
#4	blue rocket	2,222
🥇	blue shell	572
#7	blue snowcone	2,611
#8	blue striped oyster egg	1,013
🥇	blue suede shoes	359
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#9	blue tulip	78
🥈	blue velvet cake	227
#6	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1,398
#85	blueberry-frosted king cake	14
#28	blundarrrbus	12
#14	blunt cat claw	19
🥈	blunt icepick	246
🥈	bobble-hip hula elf doll	11
🥉	bobcat grenade	120
🥉	boilermaker	3,238
#20	boilgun	1
🥉	boiling broth	1,510
#26	boiling hot cocoa	4
#263	boiling seal blood	1
#26	bolder boulder	1
🥈	bone abacus	1,120
🥇	bone and arrows	14
#33	bone aperitif	12
🥉	bone bandoneon	364
🥉	bone bons	694
#16	bone broth	2
#14	bone chips	2,792
#36	bone collar	10
#5	bone crusher	7
🥈	bone flour	12
🥈	bone flute	4,187
#15	bone meal	22
#5	bone rattle	2,540
#7	bone spurs	7
#5	boneana hammock	8
🥉	bonedanna	8
🥉	bonerang	6
#4	boning knife	10
#7	booby trap	186
#103	book of facts	1
🥉	book of matches	3,484
#9	boot flask	6
🥈	boot knife	523
#39	booty chest charrrm	647
#11	booty chest charrrm bracelet	35
#5	booze bindle	5,393
#5	booze drive button	1
#4	booze mailing list	1
#106	booze-soaked cherry	5
#52	boozebomb	1
#45	borg sock monkey	54
#27	boring spaghetti	72
#33	borrowed time	43
#4	bottle of Amontillado	4,273
#5	bottle of Blank-Out	1,976
#22	bottle of Bloodweiser	11
#6	bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon	33
🥈	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	7,152
#18	bottle of Crème de Fugu	2
#26	bottle of Crimbognac	24
#7	bottle of Definit	1,311
#5	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	2,734
#20	bottle of Evermore	296
#6	bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA	22
#58	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
#5	bottle of Greedy Dog	31
#5	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	3,332
🥇	bottle of Lambada Lambic	87
#5	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	3,764
#5	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	6,275
#4	bottle of Mystic Shell	131
#5	bottle of Old Pugilist	73
🥈	bottle of Ooze-O	1,028
🥇	bottle of Pete's Sake	2,873
#33	bottle of Pinot Renoir	85
#6	bottle of Professor Beer	110
🥈	bottle of Race Car Red	45
#5	bottle of Rapier Witbier	86
#4	bottle of Red-Out	945
#17	bottle of Sanguiovese	1
#8	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	321
🥇	bottle of alcohol	29,793
#13	bottle of antifreeze	54
#12	bottle of black cat tonic	645
#13	bottle of bubbles	2,274
🥉	bottle of clam juice	504
🥇	bottle of cooking sherry	22,198
#9	bottle of dark rhum	4
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#4	bottle of extra-dark rhum	14
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🥈	bottle of fruity "wine"	338
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#143	bottle of goofballs	150
#4	bottle of gregnadigne	464
🥉	bottle of laundry sherry	1,831
🥇	bottle of lighter fluid	3,768
🥇	bottle of limeade	5,000
🥇	bottle of melodramamine	1,120
#20	bottle of moontan lotion	3
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#24	bottle of novelty hot sauce	4
#8	bottle of peppermint schnapps	37
🥈	bottle of pirate juice	293
#4	bottle of popskull	8,006
#4	bottle of realpagne	952
#12	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	24
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#10	bottle of sake	331
#10	bottle of sea wine	1,394
#43	bottle of sewage schnapps	180
#12	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	45
🥈	bottle of super-extra-dark rhum	57
#19	bottle of tequila	8,113
#8	bottle of ultravitamins	144
#45	bottle of vodka	1,259
#57	bottle of whiskey	1,524
#4	bottle of wine	1,907
#34	bottle opener belt buckle	177
#72	bottle-rocket crossbow	1
#141	bottlecap turtle	1
#30	bottled Vampire Vintner	1
#4	bottled day	15
#95	bottled green pixie	1
#26	bottled inspiration	108
#4	bottled swamp gas	283
#33	bottoms of the barrel	1
#4	boulder	4,993
#15	bounty-hunting helmet	2
🥇	bounty-hunting pants	21
#38	bounty-hunting rifle	1
#7	bouquet of circular saw blades	611
#50	bow	7
#8	bow staff	8
#17	bowl full of jelly	45
#4	bowl of Bounty-Os	207
#12	bowl of Jeal-O	1,181
🥇	bowl of Tastee-Wheet™	24
#6	bowl of cottage cheese	14,855
#7	bowl of eyeballs	1,216
🥈	bowl of fishysoisse	284
#13	bowl of lucky charms	119
🥉	bowl of maggots	1,160
#4	bowl of marinade	729
#8	bowl of mernudo	15,031
🥉	bowl of mummy guts	1,185
🥈	bowl of petunias	26
#11	bowl of prescription candy	3
🥉	bowl of rye sprouts	3,397
🥇	bowl of topioca	516
#38	bowlegged pants	2
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🥈	bowling ball	4,157
#10	box	3,068
#27	box o' ghosts	1
#4	box of Dweebs	6,013
#17	box of Familiar Jacks	111
#4	box of Pokëmann band-aids	1,100
#15	box of hammers	27
🥇	box of hickory chips	52
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#4	box turtle	300
#42	box-in-the-box	3
#5	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	181
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#52	boxed autumn-aton	1
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🥈	boxed gumball machine	29
#55	boxed wine	830
#4	boxing glove	189
🥈	boxing glove on a spring	326
🥉	brain preservation fluid	51
#4	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	20,083
#8	brains casserole	359
#6	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	10
#23	brainy skull	37
#44	brand new key	4
#4	brass abacus	22,624
🥈	brass bung spigot	43
🥇	brass crank handle	178
#11	brass dorsal fin	8
#4	brass gear	22,943
#23	brass stinger	14
🥈	brass turkey knuckles	25
#16	bread basket	3
🥇	bread line	972
#4	bread man	238
#13	bread mold	3
#11	bread pie	2,459
#6	bread roll	29
🥇	breadchucks	1,377
#12	breaded beer	23
🥈	breadwand	303
#7	breakfast mess	3,347
#7	breakfast miracle	47
#4	breath mint	10,643
#48	brick	685
#68	brick of sand	27
#6	briefcase	25,235
#5	briefcase full of sprinkles	3
🥈	brigand brittle	20,283
🥉	brilliant oyster egg	577
#12	brine	581
🥇	briny vinegar	243
🥇	brittle plastic handle	106
🥈	broberry brogurt	248
🥉	brocolate brogurt	20
#56	broken BRICKO brick	4
🥉	broken beer bottle	112
#8	broken carburetor	46
#476	broken cellular phone	4
#15	broken chocolate pocketwatch	1
🥈	broken clock	416
🥇	broken glass grenade	431
🥈	broken high-temperature mining drill	1,316
#38	broken skull	1,562
#12	broken sword	638
#8	broken warbear gyrocopter	41
🥇	bronze	104
#4	bronze breastplate	507
#5	bronze handcuffs	19
#6	bronze polish	213
#32	bronzed locust	185
🥈	brown crock marble	557
#12	brown felt tophat	500
#15	brown paper bag mask	381
#5	brown paper pants	2,464
#26	brown pirate pants	3
#48	brown pixel	78
#10	brown plastic baby	116
🥈	brown sugar cane	22,581
#7	browser cookie	3,201
🥈	buñuelos Jaliscos	234
🥉	bubble bauble bow	477
🥈	bubble-wrap simulator	842
🥈	bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	38
🥈	bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	21
#5	bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)	5
#7	bubblegum heart	1,320
🥈	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	838
🥈	bubblewrap crossbow	418
🥈	bubblewrap ore	22,513
🥉	bubblewrap staff	152
#14	bubblewrap sword	15
#8	bubblin' chemistry solution	307
🥉	bubblin' crude	21,573
#19	bubbling tempura batter	77
#6	bubbly potion	6,752
🥉	bucket of fish juice	5,342
#18	bucket of honey	349
#23	bucket of wine	135
🥇	buckler buckle	16,100
#6	buckyball	4,773
🥈	buffalo blade	202
#87	buffalo dime	1
🥇	bug paste	232
🥇	bugbear beanie	23,934
#4	bugbear bungguard	26,630
#98	bugbear detector	1
#24	bugbear purification pill	34
🥉	bugged bÃ¶n±Ã©t	92
🥉	bugged balaclava	427
#5	bugged beanie	259
#11	bulky free-range mushroom	2
🥇	bull blubber	5,077
🥇	bullet necklace	46
🥈	bullet-proof corduroys	3,695
#15	bum cheek	2,398
#4	bumblebee marble	93
#45	bunch of bananas	105
#26	bunch of sea grapes	276
🥉	bunch of square grapes	36,046
#22	bundle of "fragrant" herbs	2
#6	bungle in the jungle	549
#20	bunny liver	459
🥇	buoybottoms	1,395
#7	burning newspaper	580
#8	burnt flower	5,622
#8	burnt snowpants	299
🥈	burnt stick	2,135
🥉	burrowgrub hive	77
#173	burst hellseal brain	47
🥉	bus pass	1,615
🥇	butterfly knife	1,126
#13	button rouge	214
🥈	buzzard feather	856
#5	buzzing mushroom wine	20
#20	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	23
🥈	cabooze	173
🥈	cactus fruit	4,212
#18	cactus monocle	2
🥇	caipifruta	1,245
#5	calavera concertina	28
🥉	calle de miel	1,217
#24	calle de miel with a fly in it	16
🥈	camouflage T-shirt	29
#4	campfire coffee	1,057
🥇	campfire hot dog	4,444
#4	campfire s'more	550
🥉	can cannon	156
#4	can of Adultwitch™	25
#5	can of Binarrrca	4,976
#9	can of Brütalbräu	33
#34	can of CRIMBCOLA	49
#6	can of Drooling Monk	155
#7	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	384
🥉	can of Impetuous Scofflaw	509
🥈	can of Minions-Be-Gone	122
#44	can of Rain-Doh	1
#5	can of Red Minotaur	2,304
🥇	can of Swiller	33,068
#16	can of V-11	11
#36	can of black paint	15
🥉	can of cherry-flavored sterno	447
#30	can of depilatory cream	5
#5	can of drain cleaner	230
#41	can of fake snow	6
#57	can of franks 'n' beans	4
#4	can of maces	1,661
#7	can of mixed everything	20
🥈	can of sardines	19,321
#14	can of spinach	140
#47	can of starch	5
#6	can of sterno	35
#5	can of the cheapest beer	47
#11	can opener	3
🥈	can-can-in-a-can	826
#8	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	565
#13	can-you-dig-it?	12
#21	candied almond	6
#4	candied bolts	250
#6	candied kobold	4,148
#7	candied lime	20
#19	candied nuts	37
🥈	candied pecan	23
🥇	candied sweet potatoes	370
#6	candied yam pinky ring	20
#5	candied yams	674
🥇	candy UFOs	1,900
#42	candy brain	204
#26	candy cane	2,682
🥇	candy cane candygram	201
🥇	candy carrot	1,004
🥉	candy carrot cake	25
#4	candy chalk	113
🥉	candy cigarette	1,569
#110	candy cornucopia	1
🥈	candy crayons	862
🥈	candy dog collar	25
🥉	candy dress shoes	48
#6	candy drive button	1
#156	candy harmonica	4
#31	candy kneecapping stick	40
🥇	candy knife	336
#39	candy knuckles	35
🥈	candy mailing list	1
🥈	candy mountain oyster	188
🥈	candy necktie	1,111
🥉	candy skeleton	1,703
#9	candy stake	2,518
🥇	candy stick	60
#5	candycaine powder	1,031
🥈	cane-mail pants	43
#12	cane-mail shirt	2
🥇	cannonball charrrm	33,471
#28	cannonball charrrm bracelet	5
🥈	canopic jar	63,823
🥈	canteen of wine	1,911
#5	cap gun	438
🥉	capacitor relay	10,291
#8	capped blue lava bottle	1
#5	capped green lava bottle	2
🥇	capped red lava bottle	40
#4	captured boozles	1,075
#19	carbon nanotube frame	1,061
#5	carbonated soy milk	1,354
🥈	carbonated water lily	72,969
🥉	card sleeve	3
🥈	cardboard box turtle	215
#6	cardboard crossbow	170
🥈	cardboard katana	4,070
#22	cardboard ore	478
#34	cardboard staff	2
🥈	cardboard sword	809
🥉	cardboard wakizashi	8,155
#14	caret	40
#5	carnivorous potted plant	19
🥉	carob brownies	498
#38	carob cannon	2
#5	carob chunk cookies	6,323
#5	carob chunk noodles	10,020
🥉	carob chunks	3,408
🥇	carrot cake	1,192
🥈	carrot cake precipice bar	397
🥇	carrot claret	305
#12	carrot juice	54
#8	carrot nose	1,628
🥈	carrot-on-a-stick	13
🥈	carton of gaspers	695
🥈	carton of rotten eggs	13,304
#6	carton of snake milk	4,175
#15	cartoon harpoon	360
#56	cartoon heart	49
#40	cashew	5
🥉	casino pass	10,318
#4	cast	29,190
#11	cast-iron legacy paddle	50
#15	cat appendix	799
#7	cat o' nine teeth	1
🥇	catfish whiskers	1,461
🥇	catgut	40,809
🥈	catgut taco	9,322
🥈	catskin buckler	3,844
🥈	catskin cap	430
#15	catsup	369
#234	caustic slime nodule	1
#24	celestial au jus	1
#4	celestial carrot juice	475
🥉	celestial olive oil	1,070
🥈	celestial squid ink	506
#32	cement sandals	18
#5	censored can label	233
🥈	centipede eggs	28,585
#27	centurion helmet	3
#54	chain-mail monokini	3
#5	chainsaw chain	146
#117	chakra malt	1
🥈	chakra sludge	1,041
#99	chakra-mental wine	2
#75	chaos butterfly	7,915
#30	chaos popcorn	44
#5	charged magnet	53
🥈	charisma potion	584
🥉	charming flute	737
#14	charrrm bracelet	67
🥇	cheap Chinese beer	8,029
#5	cheap cigar butt	3,018
#5	cheap clip-on ninja tie	243
🥉	cheap elven gloves	582
#13	cheap plastic blowgun	53
#117	cheap plastic bottle opener	42
🥈	cheap plastic kazoo	20
#20	cheap studded belt	2,602
#23	cheap sunglasses	596
#55	cheap toaster	27
🥉	cheap wind-up clock	1,418
#128	cheer extractor	1
🥇	cheer-o-gram	1,890
🥇	cheerful Crimbo sweater	92
🥇	cheerful antler hat	126
🥇	cheerful pajama pants	220
#31	cheesy eagle sauce	2
🥉	cheezburger	462
🥈	chef skull	121
🥈	chef's hat	8,468
#17	chef-in-the-box	40
#12	chef-skull-in-the-box	34
#6	cherry	7,635
🥇	cherry pie	27,920
#21	chest barrel	4
#9	chest of "pirate gold"	20
#7	chewable paper	438
#6	chewing gum on a string	33,334
🥇	chicle de salchicha	397
#12	chiffon lemon	8
#5	child-sized dracula cloak	211
#4	children of the candy corn	1,779
#21	chintzy accordion pin	40
#31	chintzy disco ball pendant	51
#7	chintzy noodle ring	828
#34	chintzy saucepan earring	45
🥇	chintzy seal pendant	6,806
#12	chintzy turtle brooch	612
#4	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	2,752
#14	chiptune guitar	12
🥈	chisel	42,962
🥇	chitinous pod	150
🥈	chlorine crystal	891
#8	chloroform rag	1,216
#56	chlorophyll paste	1
#49	choco-Crimbot	107
#10	chocolate "Phoenix"	13
#7	chocolate Ogre Chieftain	12
#12	chocolate Spider Queen	10
#353	chocolate bath ball	2
🥇	chocolate bowtie	49
🥇	chocolate box	1,178
#5	chocolate cigar	115
#9	chocolate covered ping-pong ball	255
🥇	chocolate cow bone	68
#120	chocolate disco ball	8
#4	chocolate filthy lucre	6,275
#4	chocolate frosted sugar bomb	314
🥉	chocolate leash	26
🥈	chocolate pasta spoon	2,261
🥉	chocolate pocketwatch	8
#7	chocolate puppy	8
🥈	chocolate rabbit's foot	50
#4	chocolate saucepan	1,828
#143	chocolate seal-clubbing club	3
#26	chocolate spurs	19
🥈	chocolate stolen accordion	2,047
#4	chocolate turtle totem	1,004
🥉	chocolate-covered caviar	3,042
#7	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	557
#6	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	295
#34	chocolate-frosted king cake	37
#6	chocolate-stained collar	7
🥈	chocomotive	101
🥈	chocotini	193
#12	chopsticks	2,289
#22	chorizo brownies	171
#5	chorizo taco	5,825
#10	chrome crossbow	54
#33	chrome crossbow string	11
#31	chrome helmet turtle	20
🥇	chrome meat stack	238
#11	chrome ore	1,623
🥈	chrome staff	90
🥉	chrome stick	6,310
#4	chrome sword	148
🥇	chrome sword hilt	6,303
#11	chunk of depleted Grimacite	407
🥇	chunk of hot iron	1,714
#13	chunk of rock salt	4,080
#68	cigar box turtle	12
#137	cigarette lighter	2
#5	cinnamon cannoli	14
#65	cinnamon machine oil	194
#10	cinnamon troll doll	5
#5	circle drum	3
#14	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	63
🥈	citrus-infused sake	267
#61	class five ecto-larva	1
#4	classy monkey	206
#16	clay peace-sign bead	693
#12	clear Russian	2,473
#44	clerical automa-core	1
🥇	clingfilm cap	15
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#28	clingfilm tangle	3
#6	clingfilm trousers	6
#37	clock-cleaning hammer	2
#14	clockwork bartender head	5
#20	clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box	1
#11	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	27
#14	clockwork chef head	4
#27	clockwork chef-head-in-the-box	1
#10	clockwork chef-in-the-box	39
🥈	clockwork claws	195
#36	clockwork clockwise dome	3
🥈	clockwork counterclockwise dome	436
#4	clockwork crossbow	41
🥈	clockwork detective skull	45
#72	clockwork doohickey	1
🥇	clockwork endoskeleton	166
#30	clockwork handle	2
🥇	clockwork hat	35
#5	clockwork key	321
#12	clockwork maid	29
🥈	clockwork maid head	40
#7	clockwork pants	11
#8	clockwork pirate skull	13
#6	clockwork rings	23
🥇	clockwork rod	255
#53	clockwork shank	1
#5	clockwork sheet	32
#6	clockwork sphere	128
#29	clockwork spine	3
🥇	clockwork staff	100
🥇	clockwork sword	145
#38	clockwork thingamajig	5
🥉	clockwork trench coat	58
#86	clockwork widget	1
#18	cloning kit	158
#72	closed-circuit phone system	1
#6	cloudy potion	12,137
🥇	clove-flavored lip balm	4,533
#22	clown hammer	809
#20	clown shoes	380
#8	clown skin	3,407
🥇	clown whip	2,037
🥈	clown wig	3,870
#76	clownskin belt	6
#4	clownskin buckler	374
🥉	clownskin harness	1,105
#12	club necklace	190
🥉	club of the five seasons	67
#13	club sandwich	46
#97	clumsiness bark	13
#42	cluster of hops	1
🥈	clutch of dodecapede eggs	4,587
#5	coal contact lenses	224
🥇	coal dust	4,356
#5	coal shovel	108
#9	coarse hemp socks	3
#42	cob of corn	43
#7	cocktail mushroom	1,791
🥇	cocktail napkin	56,221
#8	cocktail onion	978
#5	cocoa chondrule	310
#24	cocoa egg	883
#33	cocoa eggshell fragment	3,150
🥈	cocoa of youth	167
#59	coconut bikini top	4
#7	coconut shell	14,132
#5	cod cape	8
#4	coffee pixie stick	410
#4	coffin lid	912
🥈	cog	39,687
🥉	cog and sprocket assembly	14,518
🥇	cold and sour sauce	356
🥈	cold cluster	17
#5	cold clusterbomb	4
#10	cold hi mein	536
#5	cold jelly	133
🥈	cold mashed potatoes	9,879
🥇	cold ninja mask	13,138
🥈	cold nuggets	9,674
#122	cold powder	9
#4	cold seal sweat	516
#7	cold wad	2,131
🥇	cold water bottle	1,035
#32	cold-filtered water	86
🥇	collapsible baton	1,674
#12	collection of tiny spooky objects	229
#8	cologne of contempt	286
#5	colored-light "necklace"	18
#10	colorful plastic ball	10,046
#5	colorful toad	1,303
🥈	colossal free-range mushroom	68
🥇	comb jelly	5,400
🥇	combat fan	563
#44	combat lover's locket lockbox	1
#26	comfy blanket	1
#42	comfy coffin	15
#108	comfy pillow	5
#81	commemorative war stein	1,126
🥈	communal gobstopper	218
🥉	communications windchimes	6,680
🥈	complex alien plant sample	42
🥉	complex alien zoological sample	41
#5	complex mushroom wine	24
#26	complicated lock impression	1
#40	compounded experience	13
#6	compressed air canister	239
#33	compression stocking	200
#7	computronic processing unit	710
#16	concentrated cooking	10
#103	concentrated cordial of concentration	2
#21	concentrated fish broth	3
#10	concentrated garbage juice	41
🥈	concentrated magicalness pill	4,748
🥈	concoction of clumsiness	2,102
#4	confiscated cell phone	826
🥈	confiscated comic book	2,466
#32	confiscated love note	93
#7	confusing LED clock	1,146
🥈	congratulatory cake	113
🥈	conjured ice cream	958
🥉	conquistador's breastplate	25
#7	contract enforcement stick	793
🥉	control crystal	1
#6	cookie cookie	75
#15	cool cat claw	17
🥈	cool cat elixir	610
🥉	cool hot cocoa	1,064
🥈	cool iron ingot	6
🥇	cool jelly donut	322
#15	cool mint precipice bar	21
🥇	cool mushroom	6,466
🥈	cool mushroom casserole	561
#7	cool mushroom wine	51
🥈	cool spore pod	1,826
#54	cool whip	298
🥈	cooling iron breastplate	2
🥈	cooling iron greaves	3
#30	cop dollar	3,851
#22	coping juice	1
#4	copper ha'penny charrrm	3,831
#34	copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	4
#63	cordial of concentration	10
#49	corked genie bottle	1
🥈	corn holder	13,199
#6	corncob pipe	319
#44	corned beet	7
#27	corned-beef Reuben	140
#10	cornucopia	604
#10	cornuthaum	1,736
🥇	corpse on the beach	1,017
🥈	corpsebite	525
🥇	corpsedriver	1,112
🥉	corpsetini	720
🥇	correction fluid	1,965
#5	corrupted bird DNA	33
🥉	corrupted data	4,280
🥈	corrupted marrow	349
🥈	corrupted stardust	60
🥉	cosmetic football	7,987
#53	cosmic lemonade	3
#27	cosmic paste	2
🥈	costume rental shop	1,001
🥈	costume sword	1,868
🥈	cottage	1,400
🥉	cotton candy bale	1,544
#99	cotton candy cocoon	1
🥈	cotton candy cone	1,305
#31	cotton candy cordial	1
#44	cotton candy pillow	40
🥉	cotton candy pinch	3,734
🥈	cotton candy plug	1,031
🥈	cotton candy skoshe	728
#4	cotton candy smidgen	254
🥇	counterfeit city	498
🥇	cow poker	5,236
🥇	cozy bazooka	92
🥇	cozy scarf	1
#10	crêepy mask	412
🥈	crabsicle	36
#7	cracker	113
#22	cranberries	2,007
🥈	cranberry cordial	5,703
🥈	cranberry cylinder	421
#17	cranberry margarita (brackish)	512
#7	cranberry schnapps	33
#7	crappy brain	1,522
🥇	crappy camera	43
🥈	crappy waiter disguise	2,715
🥉	crate of firebombs	775
#33	crated wardrobe-o-matic	1
#5	crayon shavings	4,506
#16	crazy bastard sword	2
🥈	crazy hobo notebook	12,792
#45	crazy little Turkish delight	916
🥉	cream of pointy mushroom soup	501
#18	cream pie	235
#5	cream stout	1,538
🥇	creamsicle	11,608
#5	creepy doll head	160
#4	creepy ginger ale	872
#4	creepy nursery rhyme	789
#4	creepy voice box	152
#28	creepy voodoo doll	26
#5	crident	443
#20	crimsilion jub-jub bird	2
🥈	croquet hedgehog	108
🥉	crossbow string	4,897
#33	crotchety pants	2
🥉	crowbar	439
#17	crowbarrr	275
#19	crown-shaped beanie	14
#4	crude crudités	402
#136	crude voodoo doll	1
🥈	crudles	1,990
#9	cruelty-free wine	2,661
#138	crumbling rat skull	4
🥉	crusty hula hoop	212
🥈	cryptic puzzle box	111
#9	crystal Crimbo goblet	150
#6	crystal Crimbo platter	198
#12	crystal belt buckle	2
#13	crystal decanter	4
🥉	crystal skeleton vodka	194
#4	crystal skull	1,222
#95	crystalline cheer	1,210
🥇	crystalline light bulb	62
🥇	crystalline reamer	821
🥉	crystalline seal eye	10
#21	crystallized memory	7
#5	cube of billiard chalk	241
#4	cube of ectoplasm	647
🥈	cubic zirconia	9,186
#5	cuddly teddy bear	71
🥇	cup of hickory chicory	925
#74	cup of infinite pencils	16
#48	cup of lukewarm tea	3
#7	cup of primitive beer	7,178
🥉	cupcake-in-a-cup	196
🥇	cuppa Activi tea	365
🥇	cuppa Alacri tea	628
🥈	cuppa Boo tea	583
#8	cuppa Chari tea	58
🥇	cuppa Craft tea	327
🥉	cuppa Cruel tea	170
🥇	cuppa Dexteri tea	542
#36	cuppa Feroci tea	1
🥇	cuppa Flamibili tea	379
🥇	cuppa Flexibili tea	854
#4	cuppa Frost tea	182
#9	cuppa Gill tea	65
🥇	cuppa Impregnabili tea	415
🥈	cuppa Improprie tea	285
#4	cuppa Insani tea	148
🥇	cuppa Irritabili tea	309
#33	cuppa Loyal tea	2
🥈	cuppa Mana tea	385
#4	cuppa Mediocri tea	185
🥇	cuppa Monstrosi tea	302
🥇	cuppa Morbidi tea	583
🥉	cuppa Nas tea	222
🥇	cuppa Net tea	418
🥉	cuppa Neuroplastici tea	185
🥇	cuppa Obscuri tea	455
🥈	cuppa Physicali tea	193
#38	cuppa Proprie tea	1
#11	cuppa Royal tea	170
🥈	cuppa Serendipi tea	227
🥉	cuppa Sobrie tea	176
#41	cuppa Toast tea	2
#41	cuppa Twen tea	1
🥇	cuppa Uncertain tea	276
🥇	cuppa Vitali tea	657
🥉	cuppa Voraci tea	183
#41	cuppa Wit tea	1
#35	cuppa Yet tea	2
#10	curdflinger	62
🥇	curmudgel	5,606
#9	cursed black pearl onion	429
#34	cursed bottle of black-label rum	57
#47	cursed bottle of rum	53
🥇	cursed cannonball	1,137
#10	cursed chocolate doubloon	32
#8	cursed dirty joke scroll	147
#82	cursed monkey glove	1
#225	cursed piece of thirteen	4
🥈	cursed scrunchie	1,101
#32	cursed sea biscuit	79
🥇	cursed tricorn hat	2
#59	cursed voodoo skull	37
🥇	cursed wishbone	77
#5	custard pie	1,312
🥇	custom sixgun	211
🥇	cute bow from beyond the stars	117
🥈	cute meteoroid	98
#44	cute mushroom	6
#45	cyan seashell	22
#115	cyber-mattock	1
#24	cyborg doll	58
#5	cyborg stompin' boot	149
#9	cyclops eyedrops	497
#224	cylindrical mold	4
#5	cymbal syrup	1,633
#6	d10	42,438
#98	d12	25
#8	d20	30,978
#8	d4	4,145
#7	d6	18,756
#11	d8	5,728
#22	daddy shortlegs leg	1
🥇	daily dungeon malware	1,425
#9	daisy	20,227
🥉	damp bar rag	1,031
#23	damp old wallet	10
🥉	dance card	3,696
🥇	dancing fan	1,229
#58	dandy lion cub	1
#5	dangerous jerkcicle	2,170
🥈	dark hamethyst ring	278
#4	dark potion	24,558
#123	das boot	1
#7	daub-breaker	121
#34	day-old beer	35
#8	deactivated MicroMechaMech	35
#15	deactivated mini-Trainbot	12
#32	deactivated nanobots	1
🥇	deactivated putty buddy	13
#43	dead guy's piece of double-sided tape	1
#41	dead guy's watch	399
#22	dead lights pie	29
🥈	dead meat bun	1,101
#4	deadfall branch	213
#5	deadly lampshade	157
🥈	deadly nightshade	150
#30	deanimated reanimator's coffin	1
#7	death blossom	153
🥇	debonair deboner	17
#8	decanter of fine Scotch	40
#6	decaying goldfish liver	695
🥇	decaying wooden oar	43
🥇	decaying wooden paddle	101
#23	decaying wooden pole	1
#49	decent brain	456
#5	deck of lewd playing cards	3
🥈	deck of tropical cards	125
🥉	decomposed boot	6,062
#22	decorative fountain	630
#68	deed to Oliver's Place	1
#19	deep six-shooter	78
#16	defective Game Grid token	1
#25	defective skull	703
#5	dehydrated caviar	2,398
#129	delectable fire ant	3
🥇	delicious candy	1,580
#29	delicious comfit?	7
#4	delicious noodles	2,617
#4	delicious salad	7,415
🥉	delicious shimmering moth	17,300
🥈	delicious spicy noodles	2,315
#8	delicious star salad	33
#4	delicious stinkbug	4,706
🥉	delicious swamp muck	2,861
#8	deluxe Neverending Party favor	158
#13	deluxe fax machine	13
🥉	deluxe layer cake	713
🥈	demon buckler	538
🥉	demon makeup kit	54
#7	demon skin	10,146
#51	demon whip	2
#35	demon-horned hat	6
🥉	demonic cow's blood	10,078
#4	demonic paste	147
#5	demonic surgical gloves	858
#55	demonskin jacket	6
#4	demonskin trousers	775
🥇	denastified haunch	78
🥇	denim axe	350
🥉	denim jacket	7,753
#9	dense meat crossbow	22
#207	dense meat stack	3,000
#4	dense meat staff	300
🥇	dense meat sword	335
#23	dental pliers	5
#18	dented harmonica	367
🥇	dented spoon	31,232
#9	deodorant	318
#10	depantsing bomb	1,301
#5	depleted Crimbonium football helmet	77
#4	depleted Grimacite astrolabe	11
#10	depleted Grimacite grappling hook	2
#6	depleted Grimacite gravy boat	6
#5	depleted Grimacite hammer	13
#5	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	39
🥈	depleted Grimacite ninja mask	13
#22	depleted Grimacite shinguards	1
#7	depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	6
#14	depleted uranium seal figurine	24
#5	desiccated apricot	6,795
#9	designer handbag	128
#49	designer sweatpants (new old stock)	1
🥇	desktop zen garden	109
#5	detective roscoe	25
#13	detective school application	1
🥇	detective skull	553
🥈	detective tattoo	30
#4	dethklok	141
🥇	detour shield	1
#4	devil hair pasta	228
🥈	devil's-food cake	55
#7	devil-summoning hat	228
🥈	deviled egg	1,123
#6	devilish folio	2,403
#13	dew yoana lei	15
#7	dew yoana salacious lei	29
#6	diamond necklace	278
#20	diamond-studded cane	1,145
#99	diamond-studded fronts	3
#10	dice belt buckle	1
#12	dice ring	1
#15	dice sunglasses	1
#11	dice-print do-rag	1
#12	dice-print pajama pants	1
#16	dice-shaped backpack	1
#5	didgeridooka	2,213
🥉	dieting pill	461
🥉	digital key lime	157
#5	digital key lime pie	419
#31	digital underground potion	4
#4	dilapidated wizard hat	3,527
#10	dill	1,427
🥇	diluted makeup	1,677
🥇	dingy planks	12,467
#7	dinner roll	552
🥈	dire fudgesicle	19,123
#6	dirt julep	31
#14	dirty hobo gloves	6,957
🥇	dirty rigging rope	2,597
#461	disassembled clover	117
#26	disbelief suspenders	150
#4	discarded swimming trunks	104
#17	disco ball	16,401
#6	disco biscuit	20
🥇	disco horoscope (Aquarius)	659
🥇	disco horoscope (Aries)	398
#6	disco horoscope (Cancer)	132
#6	disco horoscope (Capricorn)	152
🥇	disco horoscope (Gemini)	436
#175	disco horoscope (Leo)	5
#16	disco horoscope (Libra)	75
🥈	disco horoscope (Pisces)	324
#6	disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	254
🥇	disco horoscope (Scorpio)	433
🥈	disco horoscope (Taurus)	289
#7	disco horoscope (Virgo)	106
#14	disco mask	17,312
🥉	discocktail	2,759
#17	disconnected intergnat	1
#20	disease	2,727
#7	disembodied brain	1,379
#9	disembodied smile	812
🥈	dishrag	1,597
#4	disintegrating barrel	11,348
🥈	disintegrating quill pen	37,060
#69	disintegrating sheet music	183
#64	disintegrating spiky collar	10
#5	displaced fish	41,605
🥉	disposable instant camera	413
#6	disposable lighter	213
#127	distention pill	1
#5	distilled fortified wine	1,466
#6	distressed denim pants	1,182
#75	disturbing fanfic	4,087
#4	divine blowout	44,097
#24	divine can of silly string	3,108
#31	divine champagne flute	841
#29	divine champagne popper	528
#26	divine cracker	736
#4	divine noisemaker	32,329
#6	diving muff	167
#8	do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit	13
#97	dog ointment	1
#36	doll house	162
🥈	dollar-sign bag	5,276
#25	dollhive	223
#4	dollop of barbecue sauce	486
#34	dolphin whistle	42
#248	donated booze	34
#454	donated candy	4
#165	donated food	82
#12	donkey flipbook	51
#6	dope gangsta bling-bling	1,780
#10	dope wheels	210
#5	dorky glasses	4,172
🥇	double barreled barrel gun	3,684
🥇	double entendre	69
#8	double-barreled sling	443
#80	double-ice box	1
🥇	double-ice britches	332
🥇	double-ice cap	275
🥈	double-ice gum	2,287
#68	doubt cannon	1
#25	dove DNA	1
#22	drab sonata	663
🥇	drafty drawers	80
#8	draggin' ball hat	2,083
🥈	dragon snaps	18,013
🥇	dragonfish caviar	641
🥈	dreadful roast	81
#17	dreadlock whip	994
#5	dream of a dog	32
#59	dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	208
🥈	dress pants	558
#6	dried face	3,929
#4	dried gelatinous cube	10
#5	drinks tray	214
#41	dripping meat crossbow	2
#31	dripping meat staff	4
🥉	dripping meat sword	401
#4	drippy bezoar	16
🥈	drippy candy bar	6
🥈	drippy caviar	25
🥉	drippy flux	2
#16	drippy nugget	3
#10	drippy orb	1
#4	drippy pilsner	4
🥉	drippy plum(?)	39
🥇	drippy salt	40
🥇	drippy seed	37
🥇	drippy shield	1
🥇	drippy staff	22
🥉	drippy stake	8
🥈	drippy truncheon	123
#6	drive-by shooting	39
#5	drive-thru burger	81
#4	droll monocle	410
🥈	drone self-destruct chip	151
#111	droopy doll eye	1
🥉	drop of water-37	5,335
#32	droppable microphone	3
#6	dropped scrap of paper	18
#5	drum machine	7,380
#97	drum of pomade	14
#13	drum of tommy ammo	1,227
🥈	dry cleaning receipt	2,634
#35	dry martini	67
#7	dry noodles	47,858
#5	dry vodka martini	557
#4	drywall axe	2,054
🥇	dubious loincloth	52
#5	dubious peppermint	901
#8	ducha de oro	562
#5	duck-on-a-string	277
#2321	duct tape	1
#4	duct tape buckler	40
#4	duct tape dockers	94
🥇	duct tape fedora	58
#11	duct tape shirt	47
#6	duct tape sword	27
🥈	duct tape wallet	2,019
🥇	dude ranch souvenir crate	616
#5	dueling banjo	45
#4	dueling turtle	239
🥉	dull fish scale	30,571
🥈	dumb mud	179
#37	dungeoneer's dungarees	62
🥈	dungeoneering kit	2,010
🥈	duonoculars	481
#10	dusty Crimbo crate	556
🥈	dusty animal cranium	244
🥇	dusty animal jawbone	315
#4	dusty animal pelvis	293
#8	dusty animal skull	34
#7	dusty barrel	3,294
#6	dusty bottle of Marsala	8,453
#16	dusty bottle of Merlot	3,554
#14	dusty bottle of Muscat	3,571
#14	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	3,573
#12	dusty bottle of Port	3,597
#8	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	4,850
#4	dusty bottle of blood	15
🥈	dusty eighth caudal vertebra	454
🥈	dusty eighth thoracic vertebra	484
#5	dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra	152
🥉	dusty fifth caudal vertebra	317
🥉	dusty fifth cervical vertebra	351
🥉	dusty fifth lumbar vertebra	408
🥉	dusty fifth thoracic vertebra	297
🥉	dusty first caudal vertebra	162
#7	dusty first cervical vertebra	128
🥈	dusty first lumbar vertebra	589
#8	dusty first thoracic vertebra	119
🥉	dusty fourth caudal vertebra	427
#7	dusty fourth cervical vertebra	139
🥇	dusty fourth lumbar vertebra	464
#7	dusty fourth thoracic vertebra	168
#4	dusty left clavicle	157
🥉	dusty left eighth rib	197
#6	dusty left eleventh rib	135
🥉	dusty left femur	278
🥈	dusty left fibula	432
#6	dusty left fifth rib	149
#7	dusty left first front claw	142
#5	dusty left first rear claw	160
🥈	dusty left first rib	326
🥈	dusty left fourth front claw	265
🥇	dusty left fourth rear claw	453
🥉	dusty left fourth rib	304
🥈	dusty left humerus	388
#4	dusty left kneecap	307
🥈	dusty left ninth rib	343
#7	dusty left radius	126
🥈	dusty left scapula	292
🥇	dusty left second front claw	358
🥇	dusty left second rear claw	481
#7	dusty left second rib	124
#7	dusty left seventh rib	127
🥇	dusty left sixth rib	235
🥉	dusty left tenth rib	244
#9	dusty left third front claw	129
🥇	dusty left third rear claw	464
🥉	dusty left third rib	277
🥈	dusty left thumb	212
🥈	dusty left tibia	432
#8	dusty left twelfth rib	121
🥇	dusty left ulna	336
#4	dusty ninth caudal vertebra	151
#7	dusty ninth thoracic vertebra	134
#12	dusty right clavicle	84
#14	dusty right eighth rib	75
#4	dusty right eleventh rib	215
#7	dusty right femur	128
🥈	dusty right fibula	373
#4	dusty right fifth rib	248
#9	dusty right first front claw	104
🥈	dusty right first rear claw	402
#8	dusty right first rib	136
🥉	dusty right fourth front claw	286
🥇	dusty right fourth rear claw	273
#7	dusty right fourth rib	149
🥉	dusty right humerus	168
#9	dusty right kneecap	140
🥉	dusty right ninth rib	325
#12	dusty right radius	86
#6	dusty right scapula	155
🥈	dusty right second front claw	229
#7	dusty right second rear claw	139
#13	dusty right second rib	84
🥇	dusty right seventh rib	713
🥈	dusty right sixth rib	233
#14	dusty right tenth rib	81
🥇	dusty right third front claw	365
🥈	dusty right third rear claw	331
#5	dusty right third rib	174
#13	dusty right thumb	85
#6	dusty right tibia	161
#5	dusty right twelfth rib	144
#5	dusty right ulna	149
🥉	dusty sacral vertebrae	393
🥇	dusty second caudal vertebra	369
#11	dusty second cervical vertebra	72
🥈	dusty second lumbar vertebra	331
#14	dusty second thoracic vertebra	91
#5	dusty seventh caudal vertebra	138
🥈	dusty seventh cervical vertebra	334
🥉	dusty seventh lumbar vertebra	293
🥉	dusty seventh thoracic vertebra	232
🥉	dusty sixth caudal vertebra	354
🥈	dusty sixth cervical vertebra	362
#5	dusty sixth lumbar vertebra	137
#5	dusty sixth thoracic vertebra	124
🥉	dusty tenth caudal vertebra	352
🥈	dusty tenth thoracic vertebra	403
🥈	dusty third caudal vertebra	221
🥉	dusty third cervical vertebra	367
🥈	dusty third lumbar vertebra	315
#5	dusty third thoracic vertebra	210
#5	dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra	161
#17	dwarf bread	692
#9	dwarvish magazine	187
🥉	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	2,091
🥈	eXtreme meat crossbow	1,276
#13	eXtreme meat staff	46
#4	eXtreme meat sword	395
🥉	eXtreme mittens	13,396
#20	eXtreme nose ring	30
🥇	eXtreme scarf	21,087
#5	eagle feather	4,000
#7	eagle's milk	2,212
🥈	ear candle	626
#5	ear poison	2,976
🥈	earthenware muffin tin	8
#229	easter egg balloon	79
#8	eau de mort	23
#5	eaves droppers	401
🥈	ectoplasm au jus	1,670
🥇	ectoplasmic orbs	2,575
🥇	ectoplasmic paste	660
🥉	edible alien plant bit	2,940
🥇	eel battery	4,093
🥈	eel sauce	572
#75	eel skin	2
🥈	eelskin hat	179
#7	eelskin pants	3
🥈	eelskin shield	161
#4	eerie fetish	12
#7	effervescent potion	4,377
#7	effluvious emerald	358
🥉	eggbeater	1,937
#13	eggman noodles	33
🥉	eggnog	16,215
#5	eggwater	72
#5	eighth plague	928
#4	elderly jawbreaker	656
🥉	eldritch alignment spray	1,121
🥈	eldritch concentrate	99
🥇	eldritch distillate	120
#7	eldritch dough	243
#8	eldritch effluvium	49,914
#5	eldritch elixir	46
#8	eldritch essence	42
🥉	eldritch extract	221
🥈	eldritch hammer	6
🥈	eldritch hat	15
🥈	eldritch mushroom	103
#4	eldritch mushroom pizza	19
#82	eldritch oil	1
🥈	eldritch pants	4
#5	eldritch rub	48
🥈	eldritch scanner	37
🥈	eldritch tincture	5
🥇	eldritch tincture (depleted)	2
#9	electric Kool-Aid	18
🥈	electric copperhead potion	5,012
🥇	electric crutch	339
#14	electric pants	52
🥇	electric snakebite	2,903
#7	electrical thingamabob	4,342
🥈	electrician's hardhat	41
🥉	electronic Brain Trainer game	5
#13	electronic dulcimer pants	4
#4	electronics kit	4,851
🥇	elegant nightstick	3,269
#6	elemental caipiroska	1,930
🥈	elemental paste	65
#12	elemental sugarcube	3,505
#4	elephant stinger	993
#5	eleven-foot pole	434
🥉	elf army field rations	276
#8	elf ploughshare	4
#10	elf sleeper agent	1
#12	elven limbos gingerbread	390
#5	elven cellocello	1,783
🥉	elven hardtack	17,127
#7	elven magi-pack	15,632
#30	elven medi-pack	1,619
#21	elven moonshine	262
#11	elven socks	207
#4	elven squeeze	12,032
#9	elven suicide capsule	708
🥈	elven tambourine	6
🥇	elven whittling knife	52
#23	embezzler's oil	9,583
#22	emergency glowstick	9
#28	emergency margarita	7
#23	emotion chip	1
#19	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	763
#623	empty agua de vida bottle	177
#207	empty blowgun	11
#4	empty lava bottle	44
#4	empty meat tank	25,450
#9	enchanted barbell	551
#9	enchanted bean	1,259
🥈	enchanted bean burrito	14,778
🥈	enchanted brass knuckles	1,348
#4	enchanted eyepatch	2,536
🥈	enchanted fire extinguisher	7
🥇	enchanted handwarmer	939
#1480	enchanted leopard-print barbell	2
🥇	enchanted muesli	4,682
#24	enchanted toothpick	96
🥉	enchantlers	573
#24	encoder ring	674
#25	energized spores	1
#10	energy drink IV	751
#48	ennui-flavored potato chips	1,036
#4	enormous belt buckle	18,628
🥇	enormous hoop earring	12,027
🥈	enticing mayolus	107
#12	epic cluster	2
#17	epic wad	52
#38	equal sign	7
🥈	eraser nubbin	799
#78	ert grey goo ring	12
#5	escargotsicle	334
#5	especially salty dog	1,157
#44	essential cameraderie	3
#30	essential soy	4
#21	essential tofu	17
🥈	eternal knot tattoo	5
🥈	even more tinsel	89
#4	everfull glass	24
#6	evil flaming eyeball pendant	1
#71	evil golden arch	216
#9	evil golden arches	1,486
#6	evil googly eye	1,637
#111	evil teddy bear	133
#68	evil teddy bear sewing kit	4
🥇	exactly-three-shaped box	274
🥈	excitement pill	567
#38	exclusive club	1
🥇	executive mime flask	323
🥈	exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton	31
🥈	exotic jungle fruit	22,801
🥈	exotic orchid	910
#6	exotic parrot egg	10
🥈	exotic travel brochure	20,059
#26	expensive camera	3,495
🥈	expensive champagne	192
🥈	expensive cigar	124
🥈	experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	1
🥇	experimental serum G-9	1,279
🥈	experimental serum P-00	7,426
#29	expired MRE	6
#28	expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	2
#8	expired can of franks 'n' beans	5
#4	exploding gum	779
#13	exploding hacky-sack	377
#55	explosion-flavored chewing gum	439
🥈	extra-fancy ring setting	2,128
🥈	extra-flat panini	2,051
#6	extra-greasy slider	1,345
#20	extra-grubby grub	4
#9	extra-hard jawbreaker	15
🥉	extra-large palm-frond toupee	368
#52	extra-potent gremlin mutagen	11
#10	extra-see-thru nightie	52
🥉	extra-spicy bloody mary	9,762
🥈	extra-strength goo	65
🥈	extra-strength red potion	500
#11	extra-strength rubber bands	5
#31	extra-strength strongness elixir	136
🥈	extra-toasted half sandwich	1,033
#4	extremely confusing manual	162
🥈	extremely skinny jeans	709
#7	extremely slippery nipple	35
#5	extremely wet T-shirt	220
#49	eye of newt	375
#22	eye of the Tiger-lily	89
#14	eye-pod	35
🥇	eyebrow lifter	1,152
#85	eyedrops of newt	9
#6	eyedrops of the ermine	1,063
🥉	eyedrops of the ocelot	932
#21	eyepatch	893
#12	f3d0r4	2,272
#83	fabric hardener	2
🥈	fabric softener	1,510
#10	facehugging alien	418
#17	facsimile dictionary	261
🥇	faded green protest sign	42
🥈	faded red protest sign	9
#23	fairy gravy boat	86
#79	fairy-worn boots	1
#4	fake blood	995
🥈	fake cocktail	426
#33	fake fake vomit	766
#47	fake hand	426
#5	fake plastic grass	283
🥇	fake washboard	7
#4	false eyelashes	366
🥈	fancy ball mask	31
#34	fancy bath salts	856
🥇	fancy beef jerky	108
#5	fancy beer bottle	162
#4	fancy beer label	170
🥇	fancy blue potion	1,750
#7	fancy but probably evil chocolate	244
🥈	fancy calligraphy pen	3,765
🥈	fancy canapés	50
🥉	fancy chess set	6
#34	fancy chocolate	42
#12	fancy chocolate car	132
#6	fancy chocolate sculpture	12
#5	fancy dress ball	8,358
#4	fancy opera glasses	273
🥇	fancy party pants	1
🥇	fancy schmancy cheese sauce	2,735
#47	fancy seashell necklace	864
#4	fancy tin beer can	431
🥉	fancy tophat	4
🥈	fancy tuxedo pants	10
🥈	farfalle bow tie	56
#5	fascinating alien plant sample	7
🥉	fat bottom quark	5,854
#327	fat loot token	4
#229	fat stacks of cash	60
#11	fat wallet	1,555
#62	fear condenser	1
#11	feathered headdress	1
#4	felt	3,314
#6	fermenting powder	10,004
#31	ferret bait	1,016
🥈	fertilized ghuol egg	1,383
#6	festive egg sac	24
#15	festive holiday hat	112
#348	festive sausage	6
🥈	fetid feather	13,762
🥈	fettucini épines Inconnu	291
#7	fettucini Inconnu	288
#6	fez of etymology	87
🥉	fiery wing	1,552
#24	figurine of a charred seal	63
#9	figurine of a cold seal	167
#82	figurine of a cute baby seal	4
#9	figurine of a shadowy seal	78
#26	figurine of a sleek seal	57
#62	figurine of a slippery seal	27
#57	figurine of a stinking seal	36
🥇	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	1,519
#305	figurine of an ancient seal	1
#105	figurine of an armored seal	3
🥇	filet of The Fish	77
#12	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	700
🥇	filigreed hamethyst earring	107
🥇	filigreed hamethyst necklace	230
🥇	filigreed hamethyst ring	174
#27	filled mosquito	39
#4	filth-encrusted futon	360
🥈	filthy armor	1,817
🥉	filthy child leash	18,231
#4	filthy corduroys	7,858
#48	filthy hippy poncho	14
#13	filthy knitted dread sack	916
#1710	filthy lucre	4
#10	filthy monkey head	210
#12	filthy pestle	329
🥈	filthy poultice	4,451
🥈	fin-bit wax	110
🥇	fine aged cheddarwurst	13,801
#15	fine wine	2,661
🥈	finger cuffs	3,200
#27	finger cymbals	80
#10	fire	981
#5	fire axe	5
🥈	fire crackers	1,234
#9	[2426]fire flower	135
🥇	fire hose	90
#36	fire poi	158
🥈	fire-roasted lake trout	2,757
#8	fireball	522
🥈	firebomb	35,223
#10	fireclutch	214
#4	fireman's helmet	13
🥇	fireman's lunch	246
#5	firemilk	507
🥉	fireproof megaphone	300
🥇	fireproof skip lid	111
#4	first-aid pouch	186
#8	fish bazooka	12
#8	fish head	54
#118	fish juice box	8
🥈	fish sauce	388
🥈	fish scimitar	153
#9	fish stick	7
🥉	fish stick cozy	11
#6	fish-liver oil	14,753
🥇	fishbone belt	171
🥇	fishbone bracers	151
🥈	fishbone catcher's mitt	20
🥇	fishbone corset	100
🥈	fishbone facemask	45
🥇	fishbone kneepads	30
#14	fishcake	1
#10	fishelada	15,011
🥇	fishin' hat	211
#5	fishy fish	1,560
🥈	fishy fish casserole	1,391
#4	fishy fish lasagna	476
#21	fishy paste	17
#23	fishy pipe	2
🥉	fishy wand	272
#31	fist turkey outline	1
🥉	fitness wristband	201
#4	five-fingered fern resin	70
🥉	fixed-gear bicycle	127
🥈	fixodent	59
🥇	fizzing spore pod	25,694
#43	fizzy potion	460
#4	flame orb	78
#16	flamin' bindle	19
#12	flaming cardboard sword	24
#26	flaming crutch	1,024
🥈	flaming feather	10,570
#18	flaming glowsticks	31
🥇	flaming mushroom	4,990
🥉	flaming mushroom wine	237
🥈	flaming sword	583
#6	flaming talons	4,204
#39	flamingo mallet	1
🥈	flan del mar	335
🥈	flange	1,684
#5	flapper floppers	4
#24	flapper fly	2
#10	flaregun	3,697
#137	flashing novelty button	6
🥇	flashy pirate dreadlocks	1,435
🥉	flask flops	1,978
#16	flask of Amontillado	20
#74	flask of Gnomochloric acid	1
#7	flask of baconstone juice	86
#4	flask of egggrog	192
🥇	flask of hamethyst juice	1,435
#8	flask of mining oil	502
#12	flask of moonshine	4
#9	flask of porquoise juice	60
#4	flask of port	140
#11	flask of rainwater	585
#25	flask of tainted mining oil	610
#29	flat cider	4
#46	flat dough	428
🥈	flat mushroom wine	167
#15	flavored foot massage oil	2,499
#12	flavorless gruel	192
#10	flayed mind	852
#4	fleetwood chain	4,013
🥉	fleetwood mac 'n' cheese	1,872
🥇	fleetwood macaroni	11,082
#13	fleshy lump	214
🥇	fleshy putty	888
#13	flimsy clipboard	777
#33	flimsy hardwood scraps	2
#14	flirtatious feather	747
#36	floaty gravel	4
#4	floaty inverse geode	14
#78	floaty pebbles	5
#90	floaty rock	1
🥇	floaty rock pants	5
#446	floaty sand	29
#76	floaty stone sphere	1
#140	floorboard cruft	6
#37	floral print shirt	10
🥇	floral-print skirt	255
🥉	flour cookie	132
#5	flower petal pie	1,399
🥉	flowing hippy skirt	533
#63	fluid of fudge-finding	6
#21	fluorescent lightbulb	7
🥇	flute of flat champagne	43,085
#41	flyest of shirts	2
🥇	flypaper staff	332
🥇	flytrap bezoar	40
#9	flytrap pellet	238
#14	foam dart	2,544
#8	foam noodle	1,609
#12	foam pistol	6
🥈	foetid seal tear	920
🥉	foggy glass globe	19
#14	foie gras	258
#27	folder (D-Team)	2
🥇	folder (Ex-Files)	37
#7	folder (Jackass Plumber)	4
🥈	folder (Stinky Trash Kid)	182
🥈	folder (barbarian)	11
#5	folder (blue)	9,568
🥈	folder (catfish)	361
#13	folder (dancing dolphins)	1
#5	folder (green)	7,764
🥈	folder (heavy metal)	766
#10	folder (holographic fractal)	1
🥇	folder (magenta)	204
🥉	folder (owl)	38
🥉	folder (rainbow unicorn)	83
#4	folder (red)	11,253
#10	folder (skull and crossbones)	5
🥇	folder (sportsballs)	755
🥇	folder (wizard)	257
🥈	folder (yellow)	63
#8	food drive button	1
🥉	food mailing list	1
#18	foolscap fool's cap	673
🥈	foon	4,721
#34	foon of fearfulness	2
#32	foon of fleshiness	2
#67	foon of foulness	1
#8	foon of frigidity	15
#70	foon of fulmination	1
🥈	foot-long hot daub	12
🥇	football helmet	1,232
#10	forbidden danish	11
#25	forbidden sausage	14
#5	forest spirit rattle	575
#32	forest tears	45
#27	fortifying hot cocoa	4
#4	fortune cookie	55,125
🥇	fossilized baboon skull	670
🥇	fossilized bat skull	211
#4	fossilized demon skull	99
#9	fossilized limb	726
🥉	fossilized serpent skull	398
🥈	fossilized spider skull	190
#13	fossilized spike	243
#7	fossilized spine	176
🥈	fossilized torso	5,892
🥉	fossilized wing	1,888
🥇	fossilized wyrm skull	309
#5	fountain 'soda'	140
#42	frat brats	28
#6	frayed rope belt	161
#23	free boots	2
#29	free-range mushroom	1
#28	freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	13
#14	freezerburned ice cube	32
#9	freezin' bindle	28
🥈	freightcake	203
🥇	french-fry grabber	106
#4	freshwater fishbone	1,209
#10	freshwater pearl necklace	198
🥈	fricasseed brains	4,422
#16	fried air	632
#248	friendly cheez blob	9
🥈	frightful feather	16,969
🥈	frigid air mattress	130
#18	frigid derringer	227
#43	frigid fudgepuck	93
#10	frigid hankyū	96
#5	frigid mote	111
🥉	frigid ninja stars	50,993
🥈	frilly shirt	400
#7	frilly skirt	8,086
🥈	frog lip-print	2,014
🥉	frontwinder skin	305
#37	frost flower	35
🥈	frostbite-flavored Hob-O	3,139
#4	frosty halo	73
#52	frozen Mob Penguin	77
#27	frozen banquet	44
🥈	frozen danish	230
#11	frozen feather	1,286
🥇	frozen mushroom	5,666
#5	frozen nunchaku	986
#61	frozen shampoo-conditioner	1
#5	frozen tofu pop	106
🥉	frozen turtle shell	486
🥇	fruit basket	933
#6	fruit bat	3
#5	fruit bowl	157
#32	fruit-stuffed rumcake	8
#20	fruitcake	3,207
🥈	fruitfilm	1,665
🥉	fruity girl swill	608
🥈	fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	641
#55	frying brainpan	1
#26	fudge bunny	25
#33	fudge lily	172
🥉	fudge pocket square	22
#18	fudge spork	58
#80	fudge-shaped hole in space-time	5
#680	fudgecule	605
#44	fudgecycle	5
🥉	fudgesicle	258
🥇	full lava bottle	104
🥇	full meat tank	14,477
🥈	fumble formula	48
#4	funhouse mirror	240
🥉	funky brass fez	461
#4	funky dried mushroom	2,250
🥈	funky eyepatch	1,790
🥈	funky junk key	134
🥇	funny bone	5,996
🥈	furniture dolly	1,266
#39	furry fur	6,441
🥇	furry green earmuffs	116
#4	furry green turtle	171
#7	furry halo	55
#6	furry kilt	253
🥇	furry pants	2,664
🥇	furry pill	1,675
#14	furry skirt	22
🥈	fusilli marrownarrow	694
🥈	fusillocybin	148
#104	future drug: Coolscaline	17
🥉	future drug: Muscularactum	732
🥈	future drug: Smartinex	1,215
🥉	fuzzbump	1,472
#107	fuzzy busby	31
#47	fuzzy dice	35
#139	fuzzy earmuffs	22
#183	fuzzy montera	16
#7	fuzzy polar bear ears	4
#48	ga-ga radio	197
#8	gabardine gaiters	1
🥇	gaffer's tape	355
🥈	gallon of milk	1,562
#6	gamer slurry	269
#39	gamma nog	68
🥇	ganger bandana	385
🥉	garbage juice slurpee	88,670
#4	garbage sticker	3
#9	garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	237
#4	garish pinky ring	522
#4	gas balloon	5,090
#15	gas can	493
#5	gasmask	2
#4	gator shades	1,310
#7	gator skin	647
🥇	gatorskin umbrella	996
#69	gauze garter	510
#4	gauze hammock	356
🥇	gauze shorts	914
🥈	gazely stare	1,233
#27	gazing shoes	5
#119	gearbox necklace	7
🥇	generic healing potion	218,243
🥈	generic restorative potion	1,288
#17	genie's bracers	21
#20	genie's pants	16
#21	genie's scimitar	14
#18	genie's turbane	19
🥉	ghast iron Garibaldi	30
🥉	ghast iron cleaver	21
🥇	ghast iron codpiece	127
🥈	ghast iron heater shield	134
#33	ghost accordion	8
#4	ghost beer	339
🥉	ghost bit	2,899
#12	ghost cucumber	1,650
#29	ghost key	33
#105	ghost of a necklace	62
#44	ghost pencil	1
#24	ghost pepper	7
#17	ghost pickle on a stick	65
🥈	ghost protocol	89
#4	ghost thread	16
🥇	ghost toga	2,024
🥉	ghost trap	591
#7	ghostly body paint	306
🥉	ghostly dagger	115
#37	ghostly ectoplasm	10
🥇	ghostly pickling solution	262
🥉	ghuol ears	47,109
#13	ghuol egg	2,600
#21	ghuol egg quiche	180
#10	ghuol guolash	1,822
#33	ghuol-ear kabob	55
#10	giant O	5
#25	giant artisanal rice peeler	73
#99	giant book of ancient carols	1
🥈	giant breath mint	1,045
#17	giant cactus quill	96
🥉	giant candy cane	309
#31	giant cheesestick	4
#32	giant clay ashtray	16
#4	giant designer sunglasses	436
🥉	giant discarded bottlecap	1,100
#16	giant discarded plastic fork	287
🥉	giant discarded torn-up glove	976
🥉	giant driftwood sculpture	136
🥇	giant fishhook	86
#34	giant foam finger	186
#6	giant free-range mushroom	5
🥈	giant giant moth dust	6,727
🥉	giant glass of brandy	135
🥇	giant grain of protein powder	29,849
#63	giant green gummi bear	5
🥇	giant green gummi ingot	2,656
🥈	giant gym membership card	1,255
#7	giant heirloom grape tomato	372
🥉	giant jar of protein powder	10,934
#14	giant marshmallow	59
#18	giant motorcycle boots	23
#11	giant moxie weed	501
🥇	giant neckbeard	24,178
#29	giant needle	4,364
#33	giant pearl	8
#9	giant penguin keychain	392
#15	giant pinky ring	712
🥉	giant red gummi bear	1,370
🥈	giant red gummi ingot	770
#17	giant safety pin	201
🥈	giant shrimp fork	856
#5	giant spider leg	152
#78	giant stuffed bugbear	1
#5	giant tube of black lipstick	16,710
🥇	giant turkey leg	2,216
🥇	giant yellow gummi bear	2,780
🥈	giant yellow gummi ingot	913
🥈	giant yellow hat	762
🥈	gibson	2,226
#4	gift card	425
#23	gift-a-pult	12
#10	gilded ancient cursed chest	31
#10	gilded ancient cursed key	26
🥇	gilded lily	630
#15	gilded trumpet	1
🥇	gill rings	115
🥈	gilt perfume bottle	2,452
#11	gimlet	210
#73	gin and tonic	7
#74	gin-soaked blotter paper	12
🥉	ginger beer	25
🥈	ginger snaps	23,056
🥇	gingerbeard	101
#6	gingerbread bugbear	30,783
🥈	gingerbread cigarette	1,651
🥉	gingerbread dog treat	48
🥇	gingerbread gavel	168
🥈	gingerbread hoodie	1,175
#6	gingerbread horror	1,919
#5	gingerbread house	45
🥈	gingerbread mask	493
#10	gingerbread moneybag	1
🥉	gingerbread mug	1,047
#9	gingerbread mutant bugbear	419
#131	gingerbread nylons	1
#45	gingerbread pirate	5
🥈	gingerbread pistol	28
🥉	gingerbread restraining order	62
#17	gingerbread robot	30
🥇	gingerbread smartphone	54,174
🥉	gingerbread spice latte	288
🥈	gingerbread tophat	63
🥇	gingerbread trousers	68
🥈	gingerbread waistcoat	64
#7	gingerbread wine	64
#10	gingernade	14
🥈	gingerservo	90
#6	gingham blouse	155
#43	ginormous pumpkin	9
🥉	giraffe-necked turtle	1,119
#5	glacial clock	42
#22	glacial sapphire	57
🥉	gladiator tunica	511
#5	glark cable	1,457
🥇	glass casserole dish	189
🥈	glass eye	1
#5	glass gnoll eye	38
🥇	glass of baboon milk	3,383
🥈	glass of bourbon	440
🥉	glass of drippy wine	101
#12	glass of gnat milk	263
#4	glass of goat's milk	1,721
#5	glass of herbal tequila	434
🥈	glass of warm milk	4,595
#7	glass of warm water	455
🥇	glass pie plate	88
🥈	gleaming oyster egg	327
#8	glimmering buzzard feather	36
#25	glimmering great tit feather	8
#19	glimmering penguin feather	6
🥈	glimmering phoenix feather	788
#5	glimmering raven feather	125
🥈	glimmering roc feather	304
#20	glistening fish meat	90
🥈	glistening oyster egg	577
🥉	glistening staff	116
#4	glittery mascara	100,989
#10	glob of cream cheese	389
#14	glob of enchanted icing	126
🥈	glob of extra-green chlorophyll	137
🥇	glob of green slime	12,222
#50	glob of melted wax	1
🥈	glob of salty molasses	2,965
#158	glob of spoiled mayo	1
#45	glob of undifferentiated tissue	1
🥉	globe of Deep Sauce	909
#13	gloomy mushroom wine	60
#5	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	25
🥉	glow-in-the-dark necklace	492
#60	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	2
🥉	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	55
🥈	glowing New Age crystal	365
🥇	glowing esca	1,484
#65	glowing frisbee	1
🥇	glowing fungus	2,747
#6	glowing red eye	5,810
#4	glowing spore pod	142
🥈	glowing syringe	586
#4	glyph of athleticism	37
🥇	gnashing teeth	213
#14	gnat lasagna	64
🥈	gnatloaf	1,262
🥇	gnatloaf casserole	1,788
🥇	gnatwing	29,732
#46	gnatwing earring	10
#13	gnauga hide	2,361
🥈	gnauga hide buckler	246
#7	gnauga hide chaps	125
🥉	gnauga hide kilt	151
#13	gnauga hide skirt	14
#34	gnauga hide vest	3
#6	gnauga hide whip	199
#14	gnawed-up dog bone	5
🥈	gnocchetti di Nietzsche	884
#4	gnoll lips	7,632
🥈	gnoll teeth	9,751
🥈	gnoll-tooth necklace	5,330
🥇	go-go potion	2,753
#22	goat	695
#10	goat beard	5,056
#28	goat cheese	5,045
#25	goat cheese pizza	729
#7	goat cheese taco	269
#8	goatskin umbrella	204
#11	gob of wet hair	9,852
🥈	goblin autoblowgun	459
🥈	goblin bone hilt	7
#104	goblin hunting spear	4
#51	goblin paste	1
🥇	goblin water	308
#67	gold Boozehounds Anonymous token	18
#42	gold crown	46
#9	gold lamé pants	218
#55	gold nuggets	147
#11	gold skull ring	6
#47	gold star	95
#106	gold tooth	5
#93	gold toothbrush	45
#147	gold wedding ring	65
🥇	golden fleece	445
#15	golden gum	2,237
#54	golden gun	10
#22	golden plastic oyster egg	8
#15	golden ring	1,084
#4	golden tattoo gun	9
#33	golden twig	24
🥇	goo magnet	1
#5	good ash	213
#10	good brain	5,123
🥇	good gravy	336
#58	gooey lava globs	5
#34	gooey paste	8
🥈	goofily-plumed helmet	5,088
#35	googly eye	362
🥉	googly-star hat	20
🥉	gooified animal matter	12,139
#8	gooified mineral matter	4,279
🥈	gooified vegetable matter	8,022
#17	goth kid t-shirt	393
🥉	goulauncher	309
🥇	gourmet gourami oil	7,889
#6	government	370
#28	government booze shipment	3
#33	government candy shipment	3
#6	government cheese	538
#31	government food shipment	3
#5	government per-diem	5,413
🥉	government-issue identification badge	1,343
#4	government-issued candy	74
#4	government-issued night-vision goggles	414
🥉	gr8ps	3,142
#19	grain of sand	11,354
🥈	grandfather watch	28
#4	grape troll doll	9
#6	grapefruit	17,544
#9	grapes	16,266
🥇	grass blade	248
#6	grass clippings	519
🥇	grass hat	271
🥉	grass skirt	93
#8	grass whistle	63
#5	grassy cutlass	429
#6	grave robbing shovel	4,854
#6	graveyard snowglobe	146
#15	gravy boat	3
🥉	gray bow tie	1,278
#5	gray seashell	4,081
🥇	grease cannon	223
#31	grease gun	6
🥇	grease trap	1,429
🥇	greasy paste	406
#51	great big capacitor	3
🥉	great old fashioned	970
#7	green BRICKO brick	94
#8	green LavaCo Lamp™	2
#6	green and red bean	3,367
#81	green balloon	188
#5	green bean casserole	57
#45	green beer	311
🥉	green candy heart	12,072
#191	green candygram	2
#341	green clay bead	27
#18	green cloth cap	4
#4	green drunki-bear	748
🥉	green eggnog	171
🥉	green face paint	1
#341	green glowstick	5
#4	green gummi ingot	5,551
🥈	green hamhock	171
🥉	green lava globs	20
🥈	green mana	1,884
🥈	green peawee marble	780
#4	green pill	13
#30	green pixel	6,030
🥇	green pixel potion	4,564
🥇	green pixie spog	108
#4	green rock candy	13
#9	green rocket	8,892
#41	green seashell	20
#66	green smoke bomb	43
🥈	green snowcone	3,701
🥈	green traffic cone	1
#6	green-frosted astral cupcake	2,394
🥇	green-iced sweet roll	101
🥈	gremlin juice	6,179
🥇	gremlin mutagen	1,391
#7	grey cube	227
#36	grey gosling	1
#9	grilled cheese sandwich	11
#24	grilled mooseflank	103
#29	grim fairy tale	46
#23	grimstone mask	54
🥇	grimy lab coat	1,633
#51	grinning turtle	5
🥇	grip key	165
🥉	grisly shell fragment	1,106
🥇	grizzled bearskin	3,551
#72	grody jug	1
#5	grog	1,034
#66	grog nuts	5
🥈	grogpagne	8,791
#6	groose grease	680
#8	groovy prism necklace	14
#28	groping claw	3
#110	grouchy restless spirit	315
#27	grouper fangirl	2
#23	groupie bra	17
#5	groupie lipstick	785
🥇	groupie spangles	2,004
#38	grubby wool	1
#154	grue egg	129
#514	grue egg omelette	3
#11	grumpy old man charrrm	371
#4	grumpy old man charrrm bracelet	426
🥉	grungy bandana	527
#5	grungy flannel shirt	347
#13	guancertina	16
#60	guano coffee cup	268
🥈	guard turtle collar	742
🥈	guard turtle shell	1,465
#9	guffin	9
#16	guilty sprout	68
#28	guitar pick	464
🥈	gummi ammonite	42
#17	gummi belemnite	15
🥉	gummi bowtie	21
#4	gummi canary	1,908
#52	gummi fang	1
#6	gummi salamander	686
#31	gummi snake	50
#4	gummi sword	8
🥉	gummi trilobite	43
🥉	gummi turtle	4,568
#12	gumshoes	2
🥇	gun cleaning kit	1,967
#5	gun parts	491
🥈	gunky chicken	2,417
🥈	gunner's daughter	831
#22	gunpowder burrito	268
#8	gunwale	5
#22	guts necklace	3
🥈	guy made of bee pollen	583
🥇	gym membership card	8,667
🥉	gym shorts	448
#8	gyroscope	2,025
🥉	hacked gibson	3,083
🥈	haggis socks	2,611
#8	haggis-infused soap	1,134
🥈	haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	3,175
#150	haiku katana	1
#150	hair of the calf	1
#69	hair of the fish	2
🥇	hair oil	1,899
#6	hair spray	82,532
🥈	hairshirt	3
#9	hairy staff	30
#4	half double fruitcake	36
#8	half of a gold tooth	2,536
#38	half-baked potion	110
#48	half-digested coal	1
🥉	half-empty carton of milk	861
🥈	half-height cigar	18
#4	half-height unicycle	50
🥇	half-melted spoon	1,062
#4	half-orchid	2,937
#85	half-rotten brain	12
🥈	half-size scalpel	574
#12	half-sized guitar	106
#29	halfberd	25
🥇	halibut	845
#8	ham steak	26
#4	hambrosier	489
#75	hamburger	40
🥉	hamethyst	2,057
#6	hamethyst bracelet	29
🥈	hamethyst earring	82
🥈	hamethyst necklace	262
#34	hamethyst ring	9
🥈	hamethyst-handled sixgun	32
#7	hamlet sandwich	3,977
🥉	hand grenegg	185
🥈	hand of cards	1,674
#5	hand-carved bokken	19
#37	hand-carved staff	2
#17	hand-crafted candy cane	1
🥇	hand-knitted Crimbo socks	1
🥇	hand-knitted diving booties	1
#5	handful of Crotchety Pine needles	22
🥉	handful of Laughing Willow bark	18
#9	handful of Smithereens	3,933
#4	handful of barley	1,073
#21	handful of bees	4
#448	handful of confetti	88
#8	handful of crafty noodles	41
🥉	handful of drink tickets	426
🥉	handful of fire	446
#128	handful of hand chalk	465
#345	handful of honey	4
🥈	handful of moss	11,734
🥈	handful of napalm	128
#4	handful of numbers	82
#19	handful of nuts and berries	755
#11	handful of pine needles	5,016
#62	handful of sand	554
🥉	handful of sawdust	9,919
#11	handful of stubble	192
🥈	handful of tips	2,277
#14	handful of toilet paper	4
#5	handful of walnuts	18,700
🥈	handmade hobby horse	30
🥈	handsomeness potion	5,355
🥈	handyman "hand soap"	663
#80	happiness	63
🥇	hard spore pod	1,003
🥈	hardboiled egg	8,113
🥉	hardware upgrade	61
#4	hare brush	20
#8	harem girl t-shirt	358
#4	haunted Hell ramen	126
🥉	haunted battery	1,120
#13	haunted bindle	246
#8	haunted bottle of vodka	13
🥉	haunted cherry pie	200
#4	haunted eggnog	373
🥉	haunted flame	1,098
#4	haunted gimlet	576
🥉	haunted martini	1,031
#5	haunted orange	17
🥈	haunted paddle-ball	712
🥉	haunted pizza	169
#4	hawk	2,060
🥇	hawkface potion	1,681
🥇	hazardous sauce dosimeter	1
🥈	hazmat helmet	48
#5	head mirror	399
#4	headhunter necktie	1,534
#66	headless sparrow	39
#6	heart cozy	344
#8	heart necklace	267
🥇	heart of dark chocolate	1
#57	heart of rock and roll	4
#53	heart of the volcano	83
#98	heart-shaped balloon	207
#5	heart-shaped candy whetstone	182
#15	heart-shaped crate	1
🥉	heat-resistant gloves	295
#5	heat-resistant necktie	134
#46	heat-resistant sheet metal	4
#12	heather graham cracker	11
#5	heavy D	74,873
#4	heavy crown	1,178
#28	heavy hot sauce	4
#6	heavy leather-bound tome	83
#7	heavy metal sonata	858
#25	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	79
🥇	heavy necklace chain	1,437
🥇	heavy-duty Crimbot aerial	222
🥈	heavy-duty clipboard	691
🥈	hedgeturtle	12,396
🥉	hell in a bucket	186
#7	hellion cube	1,535
#4	hellseal claw	48,240
🥉	hellseal whisker	17,554
🥇	helm of the white knight	101
#33	helmet recipe	27
#23	helmet turtle	10,295
#30	hemp candy necklace	15
#23	hemp net	97
#8	hemp string	2,172
#29	henna face paint	87
#40	henna tattoo	95
#134	hep waders	1
#5	herb brownies	3,431
#8	herbal stuffing	569
#7	herbs	37,363
🥉	hermedisiac cologne	140
🥈	hermit factoid	1,001
#37	hermit permit	169
#26	herringcello	265
#8	hi-octane carrot juice	24
🥉	hibiscus petal	664
#6	hideous egg	165
🥇	high-calorie sugar substitute	20,274
#12	high-end ginger wine	4
#24	high-energy mining laser	52
#20	high-pressure seltzer bottle	86
#11	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	381
🥇	high-speed upgrade	144
🥇	high-temperature mining drill	129
#5	high-temperature mining mask	90
🥈	high-test fishing line	2,680
#4	hill of beans	12,749
🥉	hippo skin buckler	1,505
🥇	hippo whip	3,102
🥈	hippopotamus kilt	604
🥉	hippopotamus pants	788
#6	hippopotamus skin	14,911
#9	hippopotamus skirt	11
🥈	hipposkin poncho	2,057
#4	hippy bongo	973
#8	hippy herbal tea	5,302
#38	hippy medical kit	217
🥇	hippy paste	184
#38	hippy protest button	261
🥉	hipster cocktail	17
#24	hoarded candy wad	5
🥉	hobo fortress blueprints	19
#1287	hobo nickel	1
🥉	hobo paste	385
#626	holiday cheese log	2
#51	holiday log	7
#44	holistic headache remedy	217
#15	hollow rock	73
#43	holly-flavored Hob-O	7
#4	holo-bomber	46
🥇	holo-platoon	443
#4	holo-tank	44
#35	holy bomb, batman	6
🥈	home robotics kit	1,093
#55	homeopathic healing powder	6
#4	homeopathic mint tea	444
🥇	honey dipper	14
🥈	honey mead	107
🥈	honey stick	1,618
🥇	honey-dew	3,517
🥇	honey-dipped locust	13,701
#36	honey-drenched ham slice	232
#5	hopeful candle	1
#26	hopping socks	9
🥈	horizontal tango	4,622
🥇	hors d'oeuvre tray	13,429
🥇	hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa	1,372
#32	hot and sour sauce	6
#74	hot ashes	2
🥇	hot buttered roll	79,311
🥈	hot button candy	985
🥉	hot cluster	14
🥇	hot clusterbomb	19
🥇	hot coal	2,365
#17	hot cocoa au beurre	21
#4	hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows	440
#62	hot cross bow	1
#6	hot date	62,102
#7	hot daub	202
#18	hot daub bun	1
🥈	hot daub stand	30
🥈	hot egg	25
🥈	hot hi mein	2,384
#10	hot katana blade	5,779
#15	hot mint schnocolate	84
🥇	hot nuggets	15,632
#7	hot pink lipstick	303
🥇	hot plate	11,449
🥇	hot powder	36,886
🥇	hot spore pod	1,413
#120	hot stuffing	2
#8	hot wad	3,000
#36	hot watered rum	925
🥉	hot wine	175
#6	hot wing	40,061
🥈	hotel minibar key	1,955
🥈	hovering sombrero	534
#7	huge Crimbo cookie	42
#15	huge bowl of candy	246
#14	huge gold coin	2,172
🥈	huge mint leaf	1,964
#10	huge mosquito proboscis	12
#4	huge pumpkin	214
#28	huge spoon	139
#5	humble pie	17
#14	hunk of granite	120
🥈	hushed puppy	188
🥉	hustler shades	1,443
#5	hyperbolic plasma focuser	1,018
#18	hypnodisk	1
#24	hypodermic needle	69
#6	iFlail	6
#10	iGoogly	3,263
🥈	iShield	13
#10	ice baby	1
🥈	ice cream sandwich	123
🥉	ice harvest	5,347
#23	ice hotel bell	30
#14	ice house	6
#11	ice pick	1
🥇	ice porter	27,332
#4	ice rice	401
🥇	ice skate decoy	57
#35	ice skate doll	2
#7	ice skates	1
#16	ice stein	41
🥇	ice wine	390
🥈	ice-cold Cloaca Zero	2,195
#56	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	10,827
#12	ice-cold Willer	15,023
#20	ice-cold fotie	7,696
#45	ice-cold six-pack	730
🥇	iceberg lettuce	301
#64	iceberglet	1
#10	iced plum wine	186
#71	iced-out bling	6
#23	icicle katana	6
🥈	icing poncho	15
🥈	icy hairspray	1,052
🥈	icy katana hilt	2,577
🥈	icy mushroom wine	209
#6	icy-hot katana	1,180
#8	igloo pie	77
#75	illegal firecracker	1
🥈	imitation White Russian	19,867
🥈	imitation crab crate	1,090
#4	imitation crab meat	19,530
🥈	imitation crab zoea	35
#8	imitation nice watch	7
🥈	imitation whetstone	65
#4	immense ballet shoes	17
#24	immense cyborg hand	57
#9	immense free-range mushroom	8
🥇	imp air	4,788
🥈	imp unity ring	2,931
#4	imported lemon lozenge	81
#32	imported taffy	10
🥇	improved martini	613
#4	impure gasoline	1,013
#74	in-the-box spring shoes	1
#140	incense bath ball	7
🥈	incredible pizza	669
#4	incredibly creepy marionette	506
#14	incredibly dense meat gem	2
#40	indescribably horrible paste	3
#4	industrial frosting	7
#12	industrial lubricant	2
🥇	industrial strength anti-fungal spray	231
🥇	industrial strength starch	4,099
#7	industrially-crushed ice	589
🥉	infernal fife	4,542
#5	infernal insoles	2,280
#9	infernal snowball	9
#74	infernal toilet brush	1
#7	inflatable LT&T telegraph office	2
🥈	inflatable baseball bat	25
#11	inflatable duck	4,368
🥉	infrablack lipstick	839
#121	ingot of seal-iron	2
#11	ingot turtle	13
🥇	initiative shawarma	208
#4	ink bladder	1,171
#58	inkwell	277
🥇	inky squid sauce	8,564
#4	innuendo	266
🥇	insane tophat	113
#21	insanely spicy bean burrito	1,553
#6	insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito	5,222
#23	insanely spicy jumping bean burrito	233
🥉	insulated gold wire	14
#4	intact anemone spike	1,474
#4	interesting-looking twig	11,082
#4	internet point	786
🥈	interrogative elixir	1,932
🥇	intimidating coiffure	42
#35	intricate clockwork egg	3
🥉	intriguing puzzle box	86
🥉	invisibility cream	201
#64	invisibility potion	7
#9	invisible bag	43
🥇	invisible potion	2,245
#4	ion grid	4,404
#37	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	101
#8	irate sombrero	1,051
#16	iron chain	1
#14	iron dagger	10
#7	iron helmet	21
#4	iron pasta spoon	6,425
🥈	iron torso box	2,453
🥇	ironic battle spoon	2,605
#18	ironic jogging shorts	29
#4	ironic knit cap	119
#11	ironic mint	65
#4	ironic moustache	1,120
#54	ironic oversized sunglasses	2
#14	irradiated candy cane	347
🥈	irradiated pet snacks	349
#56	irradiated turtle	34
🥈	irresistibility potion	523
#43	irritability potion	11
#15	ivory cue ball	20
#6	jabañero pepper	7,116
#8	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	3,363
#47	jack flapper	36
🥈	jagged scrap metal	750
#59	jagged tooth	2
#4	jalapeño slices	38
#48	jam band	2
#16	jam band bootleg	397
#6	jamfish jam	407
🥇	janglin' bones	10,845
🥇	jangly bracelet	833
🥇	jangly spurs	17
🥇	janitor sponge	383
🥈	janitor's mop	2,389
🥉	jar full of wind	1,514
#28	jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	26
#21	jar of fermented pickle juice	212
#4	jar of psychoses (Jick)	46
🥇	jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)	100
#4	jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)	11
🥇	jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)	52
🥇	jar of psychoses (The Old Man)	70
🥇	jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)	82
🥈	jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)	106
#7	jar of squeeze	110
#42	jar of swamp gas	2,121
🥇	jar of swamp honey	3,709
🥇	jaunty feather	9,709
#4	java cookie	322
#23	jawbruiser	66
#26	jazz soap	713
#7	jazzy cigarette holder	229
🥉	jellyfish gel	751
#11	jerky coins	2,628
🥈	jet bennie marble	28
#85	jewel-eyed wizard hat	1
#113	jewelry-making pliers	4
🥇	jigsaw blade	802
#41	jingle bell	1
#19	jingling spore pod	23
🥉	jive turkey leg	1,464
#20	joybuzzer	782
#7	jug of "wine"	46
🥈	jug of Gnomochloric acid	1,331
🥇	jug of baconstone juice	1,536
🥉	jug of booze	211
#4	jug of hamethyst juice	156
🥈	jug of porquoise juice	212
🥇	jug-o-magicalness	14,014
#4	juggling ball	72
#36	jumbo olive	173
🥈	jumping bean burrito	39,466
🥇	jumping bean taco	3,476
#18	jumping horseradish	378
🥈	jungle drum	558
🥈	jungle floor wax	12,077
🥉	juniper berries	14,951
#12	junk band	6
🥈	junk food	245
#12	junk trunks	4
🥇	junk yard	583
🥉	junk-mail shirt	31
🥉	kamicorpse-ee	324
#5	karma shawarma	362
🥇	keel-haulin' knife	610
🥇	keg shield	3,281
🥇	kelp	22,197
#18	kelp-holly drape	2
#11	kelp-holly gun	4
#7	ketchup	11,596
🥉	ketchup hound	39,906
🥇	khaki duffel bag	379
🥉	kick-ass kicks	1,752
#17	kickback cookbook	23
🥇	kill screen	1
#8	killer rag doll	273
#29	killing feather	447
#149	killing jar	2
#13	king cookie	31
#7	kite	688
#31	kitten burglar	1
#14	kiwi	1,526
#9	kiwi beak	272
#19	kneecapping stick	1,310
🥉	knight cookie	124
#5	knob bugle	1,977
#18	knob ka-bobs	303
🥉	knob mushroom wine	248
#4	knobby helmet turtle	450
🥈	knobby kneepads	329
#10	knoll mushroom wine	50
#20	knuckle sandwich	655
#25	kobold kibble	213
#5	kobold treasure hoard	35
#6	kumquartz	578
🥈	kumquartz ring	39
🥇	kumquat	17,649
#60	kumquat supersucker	19
🥈	lab-grown meat	1,026
#11	labrador cookie	8
#5	ladle of mystery	38
#9	large box	6,485
#5	large cocoa eggshell fragment	1,566
#4	large tankard of ale	241
#28	laser-broiled pear	229
#37	latte lovers club card	1
🥈	lava cake	1,140
#4	lava-proof pants	253
🥇	lavalarva	5
🥈	lavawater	3,265
#22	lavender candy heart	1,661
#143	lavender candygram	3
#5	lavender paisley oyster egg	878
#5	lavender plastic oyster egg	1,208
#9	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	285
#19	lavender striped oyster egg	101
#76	law-abiding citizen cane	7
🥉	lawn dart	71
#63	lawnmower blade	4
🥈	lead collar	39
#12	lead necklace	1,565
#18	lead umbrella	1
🥇	lead yo-yo	2,172
🥈	leaf	5,454
#9	leaf of grass	469
#5	leaflet	4,213
🥈	leather aviator's cap	11
🥉	leather bookmark	3,901
#7	leather chaps	1,831
#9	leather glove	219
#6	leather mask	3,889
#6	leathery bat skin	2,823
#15	leathery cat skin	1,689
#35	leathery rat skin	607
🥇	leechknife	195
#16	left bracket	20
#25	left parenthesis	80
#66	leftover Crimbo rations	3
🥈	leftover canapés	124
🥈	leftover chocolate bar	128
🥇	leftover pasty	220
#28	leftovers	27
#28	leftovers of indeterminate origin	181
#4	leftovers sandwich	1,269
#98	legitimate business on the beach	46
#71	lemon	1,509
#11	lemon meringue pie	423
#18	lemon popsicle	61
🥇	lemonade marble	165
#6	lemonhead caviar	19
🥉	lemony scales	67
#12	length of old fuse	20
🥉	length of string	7,269
🥈	leotarrrd	6,116
#10	leprechaun hatchling	68
#32	less-than-three-shaped box	13
#120	lesser grodulated violet	89
🥇	letterman's jacket	203
#71	lewd playing card	27
#4	li'l candy corn costume	447
#15	li'l orphan tot	1
🥈	li'l unicorn costume	512
#11	liar's pants	1
#5	libation of liveliness	848
🥇	libertagliatelle	309
#7	library card	889
#33	licorice boa	2
#52	licorice garrote	26
🥉	licorice root	2,161
#5	licorice snake	61
🥇	licorice whip	33
#23	lifeless meat doll	7
🥈	lihc eye	43,626
🥉	lihc eye pie	5,173
#5	lihc face	2,461
#4	limburger biker boots	253
#536	lime	11
#4	lime supersucker	347
#11	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	1,425
🥈	limp broccoli	1,898
#6	line	27,273
🥈	linguini immondizia bianco	931
#4	linguini of the sea	29
#9	linoleum crossbow	57
🥇	linoleum crossbow string	12,889
#9	linoleum helmet turtle	44
🥉	linoleum meat stack	206
#9	linoleum ore	2,632
🥉	linoleum staff	300
🥈	linoleum stick	23,680
#8	linoleum sword	92
🥇	linoleum sword hilt	25,038
#4	lint	7,358
#6	lion musk	293
#4	lion oil	1,073
🥇	liquid SONAR	132
🥉	liquid bread	204
🥇	liquid ice	440
#4	liquid ice pack	100
🥇	liquid rhinestones	153
#7	liquid shifting time weirdness	219
#43	liquid smoke	1
#5	literal grasshopper	77
🥉	little black book	212
#40	little box of fireworks	2
#4	little deuce cape	37
🥉	little firkin	33,945
#14	little paper umbrella	7,236
#4	little piece of steel	39
🥇	little red .epub file	3,172
#5	little red book	4
🥉	little red jam	600
#10	little round pebble	484
🥇	little wooden mannequin	163
#20	live lobster	122
🥉	live nautical mine	893
#6	live wire	117
#30	liver and let pie	35
🥉	liver popsicle	1,907
🥇	livid energy	117
#141	llama lama cria	1
🥈	llama lama gong	3,366
#19	loaded serum blowgun	162
#21	loadstone	98
🥈	loaf of alien bread	227
#11	loaf of soda bread	43
🥇	loafers	650
#25	loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	8
#28	locked mumming trunk	1
🥇	lodestone	127
#5	logging hatchet	140
#30	logic synthesizer	532
🥈	lollipop cufflinks	38
🥈	lollipop stick	15,079
#8	long pork	1,339
🥉	long pork casserole	675
🥇	long pork chop sandwiches	2,164
🥈	long pork lasagna	347
🥈	long skinny balloon	8,264
#5	long-forgotten necklace	44
#295	long-stemmed rose	6
🥇	longhaired hippy wig	348
🥈	loose blade	1
#42	loose purse strings	1
#31	loose teeth	5,058
#6	los chinos	6,662
#21	lost elf luggage	363
#4	lost key	679
#4	lotion of coldness	1,663
🥇	lotion of hotness	6,121
#4	lotion of sleaziness	2,334
#20	lotion of spookiness	130
#5	lotion of stench	1,734
#4	love	38
#212	love song of disturbing obsession	12
#152	love song of icy revenge	30
#5	love song of naughty innuendo	10,708
#228	love song of smoldering passion	10
#4	love song of sugary cuteness	16,279
🥈	love song of vague ambiguity	27,135
🥈	lovecat tail	2,927
#11	low-budget shield	183
#10	lowercase N	5,214
#17	lowercase a	7
#5	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	12
#12	lucky Tam O'Shanter	1
#12	lucky ball-and-chain	52
#62	lucky bottlecap	19
#5	lucky cat collar	271
#5	lucky cat statue	232
#4	lucky cat's paw	610
#54	lucky lighter	1
#7	lucky rabbit's foot	678
#28	lucky rabbitfish fin	8
#5	lucky-ish pill	58
🥇	lumbering jack	8,477
#14	lump of Brituminous coal	3,193
#4	lump of Saccharine Maple sap	29
#4	lump of black ichor	620
🥇	lump of clay	288
🥉	lump of coal	1,010
🥉	lump of diamond	2,603
#4	lump of goofball ore	467
#5	lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	10
#293	lunar isotope	8
#9	lupine appetite hormones	27
#9	lupine sword	199
🥇	lustrous drippy orb	2
#6	lustrous oyster egg	193
🥈	lychee chuhai	240
#7	lynyrd musk	2,598
#19	lynyrd skin	83
#17	lynyrd skinner toothblack	294
#5	lynyrd snare	1,660
#29	lynyrdskin breeches	1
🥇	lynyrdskin cap	1,000
#252	macaroni duck	8
🥈	machetito	303
#18	machine elf capsule	1
#28	macroplane grater	1
#28	mad scientist's sock monkey	107
🥈	madius	391
#63	mafia aria	377
🥈	mafia filofax	2,973
🥇	mafia middle finger ring	45
🥇	mafia organizer badge	115
#4	mafia pinky ring	141
#4	mafia pointer finger ring	7
#4	mafia thumb ring	43
#5	mafia wedding ring	4
#42	magenta seashell	15
#7	magic lamp	882
#17	magic whistle	354
🥉	magical baguette	2,660
#7	magical battery	1
#57	magical ice cube with a fly in it	334
🥉	magical ice cubes	23,643
#172	magical mystery juice	117
#61	magical pony: Dusk Shiny	104
#52	magical pony: Pearjack	76
#67	magical pony: Rosey Cake	81
#73	magical pony: Shutterfly	67
#61	magical pony: Spectrum Dash	97
#66	magical pony: Uniquity	70
#46	magical sausage casing	51
🥉	magicalness-in-a-can	2,524
#22	magicberry tablets	374
#9	magilaser blastercannon	2,028
#5	magnetic field	27
🥉	magnetic sculpture kit	2,265
🥈	magnificent oyster egg	566
#5	magnifying glass	168
🥈	magnolia blossom	1,305
🥇	magnum of fancy champagne	149
#22	maid head	7
#17	maiden wig	813
#48	makeshift cape	8
#101	makeshift crane	3
🥈	makeshift sixgun	23
🥇	makeshift skirt	243
🥈	makeshift turban	154
🥉	mama's squeezebox	547
#7	mana curds	763
🥉	mana-basted tofurkey leg	72
🥉	mana-coated yams	76
🥈	mana-fortified cranberry sauce	77
🥈	mana-stuffed herbal stuffing	72
🥈	mandarina colada	2,293
#50	mandarina colada with a fly in it	9
🥇	mangled finger	4,209
#49	mangled squirrel	66
#11	manly bloomers	31
#11	mannequin leg	15
🥈	many-eyed glasses	5,458
#7	maple leaf	1,671
#30	maple syrup	1,412
#49	margarita	113
#13	mariachi G-string	302
🥇	mariachi hat	51,829
#67	mariachi pants	570
🥇	mariachi toothpaste	1,234
#8	marine aquamarine	233
#17	marionette	39
#6	marionette collective	66
#96	marshmallow	847
#34	marshmallow bomb	11
🥈	marshmallow flambé	106
#20	marshroom	3
#71	martini	148
#4	martiny	244
#71	marzipan skull	500
🥉	mashed potatoes	194
#4	massive gemstone	2,531
#14	massive sitar	36
#37	massive wrench	2
#5	mauve paisley oyster egg	511
#7	mauve plastic oyster egg	846
#18	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	117
#14	mauve striped oyster egg	199
🥇	mayo pump	27
#5	meadeorite	1,174
#9	meat cowboy hat	339
🥉	meat engine	9,451
🥇	meat face	508
#7	meat from yesterday	4,720
#4	meat golem	161
#983	meat paste	1
🥉	meat shield	135
🥈	meat st‰¿bing club	5,241
#56	meat stack	8,086
#9	meat vortex	16,627
#7	meatball	1,289
🥉	meatcar model	191
#10	meatloaf helmet	36
#12	meatsmithing guide	1,789
#70	meatspout staff	2
🥇	meaty helmet turtle	1,806
#16	medium slimy cyst	27
🥉	megacopia	213
#36	megatofu	294
🥈	melon-infused sake	235
#4	melted Jell-o shot	5,713
🥈	melty plastic grenade	476
🥈	meme generator	333
#59	memory of a C	21
#52	memory of a G	28
#52	memory of a T	24
#60	memory of an A	20
#71	memory of some delicious amino acids	21
#7	menorette	136
#34	mentholated wine	1
🥉	menudo	2,266
🥇	menudo ravioli	3,722
#23	mercenary headband	246
🥈	mercenary pistol	14
🥉	mercenary rifle	3
🥈	mermaid's purse	130
#16	mesh cap	536
#4	metal band T-shirt	194
#7	metal mandible	26
#59	metal meteoroid	12
#13	metallic A	19,880
#20	metallic foil bow	2
#4	metallic foil cat ears	200
#4	metallic foil radar dish	30
🥈	metandienone	78
🥉	meteor shower cap	45
#4	meteorb	70
🥇	meteoreo	2,415
🥈	meteorite guard	221
#5	meteortarboard	24
#19	meteorthopedic shoes	35
🥈	microwave stogie	110
🥈	mid-level medieval mead	236
#6	midget clownfish	15
#5	midriff scrubs	3,583
#30	milestone	1
#7	milk of magnesium	3,000
#9	milky potion	6,678
#17	mime army camouflage kit	11
#11	mime army challenge coin	7
#6	mime army infiltration glove	5
#4	mime army insignia (cryonics)	11
#4	mime army insignia (espionage)	11
#4	mime army insignia (infantry)	11
🥉	mime army insignia (intelligence)	11
🥉	mime army insignia (morale)	11
🥉	mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	11
#7	mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	11
#4	mime army insignia (sanitation)	11
#17	mime army rations	18
#9	mime army shotglass	5
#16	mime army superserum	11
#17	mime army wine	18
🥇	mime eraser	2,338
#73	mime pocket probe	1
#5	mime soul fragment	1,692
🥇	mime-proof sunglasses	1
#7	mimeplasm	26
#6	miming beret	11
#5	miming boots	11
#6	miming corduroys	12
#6	miming gloves	12
#8	miming shirt	11
#79	mimosette	6
#4	mince pie	28
#8	mind flayer corpse	19,564
#9	mineapple	235
🥇	miner's helmet	7,518
#8	miner's pants	349
#4	mini-Mr. Accessory	62
🥇	mini-marshmallow dispenser	256
#28	mini-martini	86
🥉	mini-zeppelin	112
#8	miniature Jacob's ladder	8
🥉	miniature antlers	14
🥉	miniature boiler	448
#136	miniature carton of clove cigarettes	4
#18	miniature castagnets	2
#31	miniature coffin	6
#5	miniature dormouse	170
#17	miniature espresso maker	28
#12	miniature goose mask	2
#22	miniature gravy-covered maypole	1
🥈	miniature life preserver	211
#25	miniature power pill	3
🥈	miniature pruning shears	53
#487	miniature stuffed Goth Giant	1
#4	minin' dynamite	599
#4	miniscule beatbox	14
#32	mint condition Lil' Doctor™ bag	1
#24	mint-condition magic wand	4
#23	mint-in-box Powerful Glove	1
🥇	mirrored aviator shades	16
🥉	misfit dolly	32
#29	misfit hobby horse	3
🥉	misfit teddy bear	34
#105	misshapen animal skeleton	1
#4	missing semicolon	12
#8	missing wine	64
🥇	mixed wildflower greens	1,809
🥇	mocking turtle	1,930
#10	modern picture frame	4
#26	moist Crimbo spices	465
#10	moist barrel	1,142
#9	moist sailor's cap	34
🥉	mojo filter	2,438
#9	mole molé	38
#4	mole skin notebook	319
#29	molehill mountain	1
#78	molotov cocktail cocktail	108
#166	molten brick	81
🥇	molten scrap metal	4,272
#4	monkey wrench	4,813
#5	monomolecular yo-yo	26,294
#5	monster bait	145
🥇	monster pants	1,224
#23	mood ring	626
🥈	moomy dust	2,467
🥉	moon-amber	11
#12	moonberry wine cooler	246
#6	moonglasses	271
#6	moose antlers	144
#49	moose chocolate	15
🥉	moose thought	3,348
🥉	mooseflank	3,479
🥇	moosemeat pie	853
#4	moreltini	2,326
🥇	morning dew	114
#68	mostly-broken sunglasses	10
#24	mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine	410
🥈	mother's little helper	44,256
#12	mother's necklace	244
🥈	mother's secret recipe	199
#321	motivational poster	13
#20	mouldering barrel	579
🥈	mountain lion skin	3,594
#110	mouse skull	2
🥇	moustache sock	1,096
🥈	mouth-watering mayolus	267
#40	moveable feast	1
#4	moxie magnet	189
#4	moxie weed	16,214
#9	muculent machete	36
#9	muddy pirate hat	16
#32	muddy skirt	1
#6	muffled muffuletta	66
#21	mugcake	4,048
🥈	mulberry	77
🥉	mulled berry wine	24
🥇	mulled blood	34
#4	mulled cider	571
🥉	mulled hobo wine	427
#36	mullet wig	114
#240	multi-level marzipan	1
#49	mummified entombed cookbookbat	1
🥇	mummy costume	2,262
#5	mummy mask	149
🥉	mummy wrapping	28,368
#25	munchies pill	60
🥉	murderbot component casing	467
#13	murderbot live wire	2
🥇	murderbot mask	700
🥉	murderbot memory chip	1,313
🥉	murderbot monofilament	428
🥈	murderbot plasma rifle	353
#6	murderbot power cell	628
#10	murderbot spring injector	3
🥇	murderbot whip	653
#5	murky potion	13,419
#10	muscle oil	216
#22	mushroom fermenting solution	243
#8	mushroom filet	279
🥈	mushroom pizza	8,792
🥇	mushroom tea	404
#13	mushroom whiskey	6
#6	musk turtle	177
🥇	muskox-skin cap	151
#32	mutant cactus bud	1
#30	mutant fire ant egg	1
#14	mutant gila monster egg	3
#9	mutant rattlesnake egg	7
#9	mutated candy lump	18
#4	mylar scout drone	1,187
#142	myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	2
🥈	mysterious chemical residue	1,476
#73	mysterious chest	1
#10	mysterious present	134
#23	mysterious silver lapel pin	70
🥈	mystery lollipop	1,540
🥈	nachos of the night	473
🥇	nail file	24,306
🥇	nailswurst	1,822
#96	nanite-infested candy cane	148
#50	nanite-infested eggnog	79
#13	nanite-infested fruitcake	564
#35	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	133
🥉	nanofiber cloth	1,953
#4	nanorhino credit card	17
🥈	nasty gum	1,775
#4	nasty rat mask	605
🥇	nasty snuff	1,704
🥇	nasty-smelling moss	21
#4	nastygeist	1,027
🥈	natto marble soda	1,701
🥈	natto pocky	1,138
🥉	natto-infused sake	567
#24	natty blue ascot	12
🥇	natural fennel soda	2,538
#16	natural magick candle	55
#15	necklace chain	510
🥉	necrotizing body spray	5,392
🥈	neg grog	59
#47	nega-mushroom	38
#7	nega-mushroom wine	59
#7	negative lump	22,072
🥉	negotiatin' hammer	943
🥇	neoprene skullcap	653
#129	neurostim pill	6
#5	neutron lollipop	1,741
🥇	neverending wallet chain	7,553
#11	new habit	1
#6	newborn kobold	5
🥇	nicksilver ring	21
#6	night-vision goggles	104
#72	ninja carabiner	3
#50	ninja crampons	8
🥇	ninja eyeblack	3,162
🥈	ninja fear powder	6,529
🥈	ninja hot pants	6,041
🥇	ninja mop	7,007
#12	ninja pirate zombie robot head	9
#50	ninja rope	9
#20	ninjammies	1
🥈	noir fedora	127
#6	non-Euclidean angle	31
#5	non-Euclidean non-accordion	147
🥈	non-aged vinegar	834
#13	normal barrel	8,304
🥉	norwhal helmet	3
🥇	nosy nose ringy ring	172
#21	not-a-pipe	87
#4	nothing-in-the-box	1,096
🥈	nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box	1,611
🥇	nothingtini	367
#6	noticeable pumps	1,519
🥈	novelty fruit hat	1,131
#41	novelty tattoo sleeves	1
#49	noxious gas grenade	1
#5	nuclear stockpile	17
#4	nugget of Crimbonium	4,829
#4	nugget of nicksilver	40
#4	nugget of quicksilver	167
🥇	nugget of sicksilver	1,057
#5	nugget of slicksilver	72
#63	nugget of sodium	2
#5	nugget of thicksilver	74
🥈	nugget of ticksilver	44
🥇	nugget of wicksilver	864
#7	numberwang	5
🥉	nurse's hat	565
#5	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	239
🥇	nutty organic salad	3,602
#18	obnoxious riddle	13
#601	obsidian dagger	30
🥈	obsidian nutcracker	499
#46	ocarina of space	121
🥈	occult jelly donut	308
#4	ocean motion	3,068
#8	octolus oculus	496
#6	octolus-skin cloak	2
🥇	octopus's spade	1,267
🥇	odor extractor	359
#5	off-hand balloon	1
#13	off-white paisley oyster egg	99
#9	off-white plastic oyster egg	567
🥈	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	2,072
🥈	off-white striped oyster egg	2,592
🥉	office-supply crossbow	1,626
#36	officer's nog	18
#9	oil cap	12
🥈	oil lamp	368
#22	oil of expertise	99
#85	oil of oiliness	19
#50	oil of slipperiness	18
🥈	oil of stability	2,623
🥇	oil pan	573
🥈	oil shell	454
🥇	oil slacks	374
#7	oil-filled donut	222
🥇	oily boid	1,265
#5	oily mushroom wine	150
#4	oily paste	278
🥈	ointment of the occult	4,658
#7	ojo de pez burrito	15,013
🥈	old ball and chain	20
🥈	old bronzer	794
🥇	old candy wrapper	2,941
🥇	old chum	323
#4	old coin purse	5,201
🥈	old dry bone	21
🥈	old eyebrow pencil	2,307
#6	old leather wallet	4,891
#97	old rosewater cream	5
#24	old school Mafia knicke½æ	21
🥈	old school calculator watch	2,738
🥉	old school flying disc	65
#5	old sweatpants	9,904
#32	old-fashioned	48
🥇	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	1
🥉	oldcake	105
#7	olive	33,551
#5	olive lo mein	206
🥉	olive stir-fry	952
🥉	one glove	914
#6	one piece of bubble gum	75
🥉	one pill	11,444
🥉	one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island	34
#6	one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill	40
🥈	one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach	56
#8	one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano	20
🥈	one-day ticket to The Glaciest	52
🥉	one-winged stab bat	1,872
🥈	onion shurikens	11,414
#5	onyx bishop	19
🥉	onyx king	61
#5	onyx knight	12
🥈	onyx pawn	115
🥈	onyx queen	82
#4	oozenog	735
#5	open sauce	2,760
#17	opera mask	275
#132	orange	389
#164	orange and black Crimboween candy	50
🥈	orange boxing gloves	91
#7	orange candy heart	18,300
#184	orange candygram	3
#525	orange glowstick	4
🥈	orange leather lanyard	432
#5	orange peel hat	43
#18	orange popsicle	21
🥈	orange snowcone	17,842
🥇	orange-frosted astral cupcake	11,108
🥇	orc paste	376
#9	orc wrist	166
🥈	orcish hand lotion	10,317
#102	orcish nailing lube	13
#98	orcish rubber	16
🥈	orcish stud-finder	3,650
#34	organ grinder	1
#39	original G	6,262
#32	oriole-feather headdress	34
#6	ornate ancient cursed chest	77
#9	ornate ancient cursed key	40
#391	ornate picture frame	1
#7	out-of-tune biwa	535
#4	out-of-work circus flea	51
#4	outlaw bandana	351
#153	outrageous sombrero	1
#31	oven mitts	32
#42	overcharged El Vibrato power sphere	1
🥇	overclocked avian microprocessor	147
#33	overcookie	118
#7	overloaded Yule battery	3
#8	overloaded micro-reactor	1,016
🥈	overloaded short-pulse transistor	40
#18	overly-fancy hot cocoa	22
#5	overpowering mushroom wine	27
#12	overpriced "imported" beer	151
#7	oversized fish scaler	456
🥉	oversized ice molecule	577
🥈	oversized pipe	5,552
#6	oversized pizza cutter	3,403
#10	oversized skullcap	195
#37	oversized snowflake	4
#7	ovoid leather thing	17,698
🥇	oxygenated eggnog helmet	1
#131	oyster basket	73
🥇	oyster sauce	1,202
#4	pacification grenade	133
#8	pack of KWE trading card	223
#25	pack of chewing gum	51
#6	pack of pogs	2,202
#34	packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet	1
#41	packaged June cleaver	1
#56	packaged Jurassic Parka	1
#38	packaged backup camera	1
#49	packaged cold medicine cabinet	1
#25	packaged familiar scrapbook	1
#25	packaged knock-off retro superhero cape	1
#26	packaged miniature crystal ball	1
#56	packaged model train set	1
🥈	packet of beer nuts	2,128
#133	packet of mayfly bait	1
#105	packet of orchid seeds	1
#6	packet of tofurkey gravy	74
🥈	padded tortoise	754
🥉	page of the Necrohobocon	2,891
#15	pail	947
#18	painful penne pasta	43
#4	paint bomb	794
#14	paint palette	4
🥇	painted shield	128
#32	painted turtle	20
🥈	painting of a glass of wine	2,309
#31	pair of bolt cutters	45
#5	pair of candy glasses	118
🥈	pair of government shades	1,452
#4	pair of pearidot earrings	70
🥉	pair of plants	6
#70	pair of ragged claws	5
🥈	pair of scissors	155
🥈	pair of twitching claws	25
#91	paisley spore pod	2
#6	palm frond	10,107
#6	palm-frond capris	255
🥈	palm-frond cloak	3,314
#24	palm-frond fan	29
#35	palm-frond net	5
#19	palm-frond toupee	25
🥈	palm-frond whip	709
🥉	panhandle panhandling hat	550
#84	panicked kernel	1
#20	pantogram	1
🥉	pants kit	3,334
#7	pants of the Slug Lord	750
🥈	panty raider camouflage	1,764
#22	papaya	5,110
🥈	papaya sling	6,206
#11	papaya slung	763
#4	papaya taco	4,138
🥉	paper-plate-mail pants	250
#15	paperclip	2,625
#103	paperclip cape	1
#99	paperclip pants	1
#141	paperclip sproinger	1
#91	paperclip turban	1
🥉	paperclip-on tie	41
🥈	papier-mâché base	12
🥇	papier-mâché bowl	15
🥇	papier-mâché glob	804
🥈	papier-mâché handle	41
🥉	papier-mâché trophy piñata	5
🥈	papier-mâchine gun	36
#12	papier-mâchuridars	1
🥇	papier-masque	79
#15	papier-mitre	1
🥈	papier-mochi	104
🥇	papotion of papower	4,207
#88	paranormal ricotta	6
🥈	parasitic claw	40
🥇	parasitic headgnawer	25
#22	parasitic strangleworm	4
#4	parasitic tentacles	15
🥇	parisian cathouse	1,718
#12	party balloon	61
🥉	party beer bomb	1,492
🥇	party crasher	1
#4	party hat	11,644
🥉	party platter for one	173
🥇	party pup	1
🥈	party whip	1
#4	passable elf mask	1,224
#9	pasta spoon	42,604
#5	pat of butter	3,309
#16	pat-a-cake pendant	92
#11	patch of extra-warm fur	5
#14	patchouli incense stick	1,698
#70	patchouli oil bomb	45
🥇	patent aggression tonic	347
🥇	patent alacrity tonic	1,506
🥈	patent antipsychotics	3,248
🥇	patent avarice tonic	535
🥇	patent invisibility tonic	1,183
🥉	patent leather shoes	1,119
🥇	patent preventative tonic	966
🥉	patent sallowness tonic	153
#20	pawn cookie	66
🥇	peace accordion	699
#9	peace-sign necklace	1,130
🥉	peach	9,480
🥈	peach lozenge	1,455
#4	peach pie	1,769
#9	peanut brittle shield	329
🥇	peanut sauce	341
🥇	pear	8,500
#4	pear lozenge	186
🥇	pear supersucker	399
#13	pear tart	106
#6	pearidot	464
🥇	pearl diver's necklace	53
🥇	pearl diver's ring	51
🥉	pearlescent oyster egg	491
#24	pebblebräu	7
#6	pec oil	1,057
🥈	pecan pie	141
#10	pegfinger	35
#43	pencil kunai	6
🥇	pencil stub	5,424
#18	penguin focaccia bread	278
🥈	penguin paste	81
#21	penguin shorts	22
#41	penguin skin	7,829
🥇	penguin skin buckler	1,043
🥉	penguin thesaurus	750
#31	penguin whip	15
#6	penguin-smacking club	28
🥈	penguinskin mini-kilt	962
#8	penguinskin mini-skirt	117
🥈	pentacorn hat	3,088
#4	pentagram bandana	4,948
#21	pentatonic accordion	11
#35	peppermint crook	1
#8	peppermint eel sauce	1,814
🥇	peppermint harpoon gun	1
🥈	peppermint parasol	36
#7	peppermint patty	68
🥉	peppermint rhino baby	67
🥇	peppermint spine	23
🥉	peppermint sprig	217
#12	peppermint sprout	1,027
#74	peppermint tailings	474
🥉	peppermint twist	1,214
#4	peppermint-scented socks	68
#18	percent sign	60
#6	perfect cosmopolitan	817
#10	perfect dark and stormy	541
#9	perfect ice cube	5,796
#11	perfect mimosa	226
#4	perfect negroni	1,859
#4	perfect old-fashioned	2,472
#12	perfect paloma	123
🥇	perfectly fair coin	1
#25	perforated battle paddle	373
#7	perfume of prejudice	275
🥇	perfume-soaked bandana	1,891
#213	perl necklace	3
#9	perpendicular guano	220
🥈	perpendicular hula	1,219
#46	perpendicular hula with a fly in it	10
#5	personal graffiti kit	310
#11	personal massager	2,522
🥉	personalizable gingerbread cookie	779
#14	personalized birthday cake	265
#14	personalized coffee mug	3,128
🥈	pestoblade	268
#57	pestopiary	15
#50	pet anchor	5
🥇	pet anemone	100
🥇	pet bad vibe	8
#8	pet rock	1,097
#22	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	757
#24	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	750
#12	petit 4.1	34
🥉	petit fortran	587
#4	petrified noodles	26,418
#73	petrified time	5
#21	petrified wood	544
#6	pewter claymore	145
#9	pewter shavings	4
🥉	ph balancer	318
#14	phat turquoise bead	932
#6	phat turquoise bracelet	2,293
🥇	phial of coldness	40
#5	phial of hotness	4
🥇	phial of spookiness	39
🥈	phial of stench	20
#21	philosopher's scone	543
#27	philter of phorce	150
#10	phish stick	121
#58	phonics down	2,333
#48	photoprotoneutron torpedo	1,070
#128	physiostim pill	10
#5	pickelhaube	106
#12	pickle-flavored chewing gum	3,324
#79	pickled bread	5
#22	pickled egg	30
#7	pickled grasshopper	101
#7	pickpocket protector	233
#52	picky tweezers	1
#13	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	94
#51	picture of you	1
#9	pie crust	3,888
#10	pie man was not meant to eat	2,152
#4	piece of after eight	3,827
#5	piece of coral	1,326
#21	piece of driftwood	15
#14	piece of wedding cake	1,397
#4	piercing post	14,589
#13	pigeon egg	583
🥉	piggy tattoo	660
#7	pile of Trainbot parts	9,642
#7	pile of candy	2,258
🥉	pile of dirt	334
#35	pile of dusty animal bones	430
#6	pile of gold coins	5,229
🥈	pile of jumping beans	4,908
#10	pile of loose snow	8
🥈	pile of smoking rags	1
🥈	pile of useless robot parts	871
#82	pilgrim shield	1
🥇	pill cup	62,752
🥇	pillow shell	199
🥉	pimpin' meat hat	676
#60	pin-stripe slacks	7
#19	pine cone	1
🥈	pine cone necklace	3
#13	pine tar	83
🥇	pineapple slab	2,513
#22	ping-pong ball	1,085
🥉	ping-pong paddle	478
#8	pink candy heart	6,000
#357	pink clay bead	37
#41	pink glowstick	27
🥈	pink pinkslip slip	44
#4	pink plastic baby	160
🥈	pink pony	26,138
🥈	pink slime	9,903
#4	pink-belly slapper	270
#7	pink-frosted astral cupcake	525
#6	pipe wrench	30
🥈	piping organ pie	278
🥇	piranha pollen	11,902
#61	pirate brochure	7
🥇	pirate cream pie	8,536
#24	pirate encryption key (complete)	1
#47	pirate encryption key alpha	1
#45	pirate encryption key bravo	1
#50	pirate encryption key charlie	1
#49	pirate encryption key delta	1
#107	pirate pamphlet	2
🥇	pirate paste	327
#6	pirate pelvis	2,395
#8	pirate shirt	555
#34	pirate skull	5
#82	pirate tract	3
🥉	pirate zombie head	32
🥈	pirate zombie robot head	15
🥇	pitchfork	18,739
#11	pitted sheet metal	784
🥇	pixel banana	2,700
🥈	pixel beer	630
#38	pixel boomerang	2
#22	pixel bread	1
#5	pixel coin	1,652
#36	pixel cross	33
#9	pixel daiquiri	34
#26	pixel energy tank	1
🥇	pixel grappling hook	34
#8	pixel hat	285
#8	pixel holy water	547
#8	pixel lemon	31
🥈	pixel orb	23
🥇	pixel pants	260
🥈	pixel pill	47
🥇	pixel power cell	1,416
🥇	pixel shield	678
#5	pixel star	40
🥇	pixel stopwatch	418
#6	pixel sword	128
🥉	pixel whip	121
#6	pixel whiskey	29
#7	pixellated candy heart	5,331
#4	pixellated moneybag	2,032
🥇	pixie axie	31
#7	plague pie	204
🥇	plaid bandage	1,139
#4	plaid cowboy hat	260
🥇	plaid pocket square	157
🥇	plaid skirt	109
#9	plain bagel	12,906
#37	plain brown wrapper	63
#5	plain candy cane	93
🥉	plain old beer	12,082
🥇	plain paper hat	128
#4	plain pizza	11,656
#12	plain snowcone	633
#8	plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe	2
#7	plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook	2
#15	plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat	1
#9	plans for depleted Grimacite hammer	1
#14	plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask	1
#9	plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards	2
#14	plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	1
🥈	plastic Crimbo reindeer	113
🥇	plastic Jefferson wings	23,117
🥇	plastic bazooka	113
🥇	plastic bib	139
🥉	plastic cup of beer	1,449
🥈	plastic cup of flat beer	207
#16	plastic doll arms	24
#18	plastic doll legs	24
#6	plastic guitar	1,833
🥈	plastic ingot	4,046
#4	plastic nightmare troll	1,400
🥇	plastic nunchaku	1,597
#6	plastic passion fruit	2,538
#95	plastic pumpkin bucket	1
🥉	plastic spider ring	50
🥈	plate of Frigid Northern Beans	414
🥇	plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	727
🥈	plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans	302
#6	plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	90
🥉	plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	92
🥈	plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	65
🥈	plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans	740
🥈	plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	437
🥈	plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad	20
🥇	plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	127
#329	plexiglass pikestaff	1
#213	plexiglass pinky ring	1
#34	plot hole	11,761
🥉	plum	3,749
#9	plum lozenge	212
#33	plum wine	49
🥇	plumber's lunch	676
🥈	plump juicy grub	37,470
🥇	plunge-leg	3,923
🥈	plus one	2,884
🥈	plush alielf	120
#7	plush alien hamsterpus	5
#10	plush hamsterpus	3
#32	pocket ace	16
🥇	pocket lint (blue)	50
🥇	pocket lint (green)	143
🥇	pocket lint (orange)	154
🥉	pocket lint (white)	28
🥈	pocket maze	991
#14	pocket theremin	218
#25	pocket wish	346
#8	pocketwatch on a chain	458
🥉	pog #01 (spider)	904
#8	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	541
#7	pog #03 (warwelf)	602
🥈	pog #04 (skleleton)	1,503
🥇	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	1,768
#5	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	525
🥈	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	1,384
#7	pog #08 (hellion)	508
#7	pog #09 (pirate)	562
🥉	pog #10 (hobo)	862
🥉	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	550
🥉	pogo stick	5
🥈	pointed stick	1,049
#6	pointy mushroom	609
🥈	pointy mushroom wine	275
🥉	pointy red hat	281
#29	poison pen	34
🥉	poisonous caviar	643
#7	poisonsettia	265
🥇	poker face paint	1,069
🥇	polished moon-amber	17
#7	polka-dot bow tie	124
🥈	polo trophy	62
#5	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	131
#22	polyalloy shield	48
#15	polyester pad	1
#14	polyester panama hat	1
#16	polyester parachute	1
#17	polyester peeler	1
#14	polyester pettipants	1
#13	polyester pulsera	1
#23	pompadour'd puppy	1
#8	poncho de azucar	3
#7	ponytail clip	1,079
🥈	poodle skirt	143
#4	pool cue	7,859
🥇	pool of liquid metal	2,795
#7	pool torpedo	710
🥈	popcorn	2,348
#8	poppy	1,018
#5	popsicle stick	2,870
#6	popular tart	1,274
#14	porcelain candy dish	18
#18	porcelain pelerine	1
#23	porcelain pepper mill	1
#24	porcelain phantom mask	1
#19	porcelain plus-fours	1
#25	porcelain police baton	1
#22	porcelain porkpie	1
#59	pork elf goodies sack	114
#6	porkpocket	213
#136	porquoise	46
#11	porquoise bracelet	13
#33	porquoise eyebrow ring	8
#4	porquoise necklace	63
#5	porquoise ring	50
🥇	porquoise-handled sixgun	50
#13	portable Othello set	2
#8	portable Spacegate	2
🥈	portable cassette player	5,784
#8	portable corkscrew	849
🥈	portable dam	114
🥈	portable motorcycle	70
#45	portable photocopier	116
🥉	portable ping-pong table	12
#5	portable steam unit	26
#126	portable table	3
#38	portable wall	1
#30	possessed sugar cube	16
#29	possessed tomato	25
#6	possessed top	4,760
🥇	possibility potion	329
🥈	post-holiday sale coupon	1,192
#29	potato alarm clock	9
🥇	potato masher	1,337
🥈	potato pistol	153
#5	potato sprout	431
🥉	potent potion of potency	2,498
#48	potion of animal rage	1
🥉	potion of potency	1,099
#60	potion of punctual companionship	1
🥇	potion of spiritual gunkifying	15
🥈	potion of temporary gr8ness	6,468
🥇	potion of the captain's hammer	547
🥉	potion of the field gar	625
#4	potion of the litterbox	609
#7	potted cactus	211,189
🥇	potted fern	11,111
🥉	pottery club	5
🥈	pottery hat	10
🥇	pottery shield	7
🥇	pottery training pants	12
#64	pottery yo-yo	1
#14	poultrygeist	54
#13	poutine	8,466
🥇	poutine pole	466
#16	powdered candy sushi set	45
#6	powdered dice	1
🥉	powdered donut	15,622
#32	powdered gold	22
#9	powdered madness	3
🥈	powdered organs	37,436
#12	powdered oxygen	1
#88	powdered sealbone	1
#62	powdered toad horn	5
🥇	powdered wig	9,377
🥈	power pill	5,140
#25	power seed	1
#23	power sock	3
#12	pr0n cocktail	164
#9	pr0n legs	7,451
#40	pr0n m4nic0tti	45
#4	pr0n stir-fry	253
#5	pr0n taco	2,131
🥈	precious piercing post	296
#7	pregnant mushroom	125
#130	pregnant oily golden mushroom	1
🥉	prehistoric spear	864
#12	premium malt liquor	1,306
#6	prescription noodles	33
#4	prescription teeth whitener	80
🥈	press-on ribs	1,008
#52	pressurized potion of perception	3
🥇	pressurized potion of perspicacity	727
🥈	pressurized potion of possessiveness	11
#16	pressurized potion of proficiency	25
🥇	pressurized potion of puissance	1,141
🥇	pressurized potion of pulchritude	1,481
#4	pretty bouquet	9,626
#138	pretty flower	2,802
#21	pretty pink bow	2
🥈	priceless diamond	2,764
🥈	primitive alien booze	85
🥇	primitive alien mask	102
🥇	primitive alien medicine	114
🥇	primitive alien salad	65
🥇	primitive alien spear	2
🥈	primitive candy cane	109
🥈	print screen button	1,903
#14	prismatic wad	2,182
#6	pristine fish scale	163
#11	pristine piranha seed	6
#5	pristine walrus tusk	15
#4	pro skateboard	30
#29	probability potion	4,541
#34	procrastination potion	3,852
#4	programmable turtle	933
🥇	prohie's hat	33
🥈	projectile chemistry set	1,241
🥇	projectile icemaker	272
#14	propeller beanie	3
#4	prosthetic forehead	1,259
🥉	protection stick	2,715
#9	protein paste	34
🥈	prototype stimulant	447
🥈	prussian cathouse	2,375
🥉	prussian cathouse with a fly in it	214
🥉	psychedelic bubble wand	43
#10	psychic's amulet	307
#10	psychic's circlet	343
#12	psychic's crystal ball	314
#9	psychic's pslacks	337
#15	psycho sweater	12
#91	psychoanalytic jar	2
#9	psychokinetic energy blob	4,046
🥈	pteruges	43
#11	puce paisley oyster egg	133
#18	puce plastic oyster egg	155
#4	puce polka-dot oyster egg	1,160
#6	puce striped oyster egg	314
#50	pufferfish spine	18
🥈	pulled blue taffy	5,331
#106	pulled green taffy	1
#4	pulled indigo taffy	1,154
🥈	pulled orange taffy	41,277
#13	pulled porquoise earring	4
🥉	pulled porquoise pendant	87
🥉	pulled porquoise ring	39
🥉	pulled red taffy	8,671
#4	pulled violet taffy	30,698
#96	pulled yellow taffy	1
#17	pulsing flesh	69
🥈	pump-up high-tops	148
#82	pumpkin	23
🥈	pumpkin beer	3,352
🥉	pumpkin bomb	466
#45	pumpkin juice	6
#8	pumpkin pie	126
#19	pumpkinhead mask	313
#17	punk patch	218
#20	punk rock jacket	241
#31	puppet strings	3
#302	purple clay bead	10
🥉	purple corpsel	470
#350	purple glowstick	4
#8	purple pixel pie	1,515
#4	purple prose pen	646
#4	purple snowcone	11,936
🥉	purple-frosted astral cupcake	4,955
🥇	putty coat	224
#37	pygmy adder oil	288
#45	pygmy blowgun	107
#30	pygmy briefs	40
#24	pygmy bugbear shaman	1
🥈	pygmy concertinette	253
🥉	pygmy dart	894
🥇	pygmy nose-bone	1,775
#19	pygmy papers	218
#116	pygmy phone number	3
🥇	pygmy pygment	2,911
🥇	pygmy spear	537
#14	pygmy witchhazel	221
🥈	quadroculars	54
🥇	quake of arrows	500
#6	quantum polarity inducer	715
#6	quantum taco	5,514
#276	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	4
#13	queen cookie	260
#5	question juice	1,038
#20	questionable taco	24
🥇	quicksilver ring	202
🥇	quirky accordion	33
🥈	rabbit punch	1,435
#7	rack of dinosaur ribs	115
🥉	radiation-resistant helmet	847
#14	radiator heater shield	20
#145	radio button candy	8
#4	radioactive chew toy	54
🥈	radioactive spider venom	904
#58	radium-flavored potato chips	1,058
#29	raffle prize box	16
#39	rag doll	38
#22	rainbow bomb	8
🥇	rainbow crossbow	169
🥈	rainbow jellybean	872
🥉	rainbow tie	61
#9	raisin	742
#13	ram horns	1,304
#14	ram stick	1,093
#5	ram-battering staff	692
🥇	rare oboe	34
#4	raspberry	5,130
🥉	raspberry beret	556
🥈	rat appendix	16,767
#14	rat appendix kabob	191
🥉	rat appendix stir-fry	1,077
🥇	rat carcass	8,274
#33	rat head balloon	5
🥉	rat scrapple	4,552
🥉	rat tooth polish	94
🥉	ratarang	996
🥉	ratgut	41,078
🥈	ratini	3,498
🥇	ratskin belt	1,444
🥇	ratskin pajama pants	6
🥈	rattail whip	354
🥈	rattler gland	6,935
#47	rattler rattle	48
🥉	rattlesnake enrager	187
#7	ratty knitted cap	1,079
#77	rave whistle	149
🥇	ravenous eye	1,341
#5	ravioli della hippy	526
#4	ravioli hat	64,542
#4	raw bread	1,493
🥈	raw cranberry sauce	7,277
#5	raw gravy	623
🥇	raw green beans	5,275
#5	raw mincemeat	581
#6	raw potato	579
🥈	raw stuffing	7,793
🥉	raw sweet potato	6,634
🥈	raw turkey	5,610
#4	razor-sharp can lid	8,382
#17	razor-tipped yo-yo	501
#12	realistic cap gun	127
#12	really dense meat stack	146
#22	really nice lump of coal	3
#17	really nice net	8
🥉	really really sticky spider web	3,197
#31	really sticky spider web	14
#4	really thick bandage	2,927
🥇	really thick spine	4,704
🥈	really tiny cocktail shaker	122
#5	record of infuriating silence	4
🥉	record of menacing silence	5
#11	recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity	2,125
#106	recording of Chorale of Companionship	2
#30	recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	511
#10	recording of Elron's Explosive Etude	1,867
#94	recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	2
🥇	recording of Prelude of Precision	25,896
🥉	recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto	2,000
#47	recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	21
🥉	recursive spline reticulator	2,320
🥉	red China marble	256
#6	red LavaCo Lamp™	3
#51	red ale	8
🥈	red and green rain stick	1
🥈	red armband	21
🥉	red badge	307
🥇	red balloon	123
#108	red blood cells	3
#34	red book	19
#5	red box	2,275
#17	red button	1,532
#250	red class ring	52
🥈	red coat	569
#52	red drunki-bear	19
#5	red eye	284
🥉	red face paint	1
🥇	red foxglove	938
#5	red gummi ingot	4,321
🥇	red lava globs	67
#5	red letter	6,685
🥈	red mana	765
#25	red masque	14
#100	red money bag	10
#4	red paisley oyster egg	1,484
🥈	red pixel	19,784
#16	red pixel potion	344
#6	red plastic baby	175
#14	red plastic oyster egg	149
#17	red polka-dot oyster egg	133
#5	red potion	528
#15	red red wine	380
#7	red rum	5,193
#5	red shirt	600
#22	red shoe	19
🥇	red silk skirt	825
🥈	red snowcone	4,337
#6	red striped oyster egg	382
#11	red tulip	59
#17	red velvet cake	258
🥉	red wagon	230
🥈	red-and-green sweater	418
#6	red-headed corpse	138
#5	red-hot boilermaker	202
🥇	red-hot jawbreaker	1,727
🥇	red-hot knucklebone	917
🥈	red-hot poker	455
#4	red-hot sausage fork	4,512
#21	red-spotted snapper roe	1
#14	redrum	292
#253	reflection of a map	1
🥇	refrigerated biohazard container	51
#62	regret hose	1
🥇	regular-size brogurt	316
#15	reindeer hammer	2
🥉	reindeer sickle	4
🥇	reinforced beaded headband	7,453
#9	reinforced furry underpants	16
🥇	reliable sixgun	23
🥇	remaindered axe	8,520
🥈	remorseless knife	32
🥈	reodorant	5,170
🥈	repeating crossbow	188
#42	residual zeal	1
🥇	resolution: be feistier	35,126
#8	resolution: be happier	3,002
#5	resolution: be luckier	1,407
🥉	resolution: be more adventurous	1,126
🥉	resolution: be sexier	56,624
#64	resolution: be stronger	125
#6	resolution: be wealthier	2,623
#9	respected companion biscuit	101
#8	returned Thinknerd package	1,201
🥇	reusable shopping bag	31
#7	reverse Tantalus	46
#8	reverse-oscillating klystron	871
🥈	rewinged stab bat	1,968
#9	rhesus monkey	399
#18	rhinestone	24,620
#4	rhinestone cowboy shirt	363
🥈	rhinestone cowhorn	140
🥇	rhinoceros horn	1,415
#456	rib of the Bonerdagon	4
#5	ribbon candy	1,493
#5	ribbon candy ascot	4
🥇	riboflavin	84
#20	rice bowl	126
#4	rickety old unicycle	56
🥈	ridiculous belt	12
#22	ridiculous cocktail	60
#9	ridiculous earring	8
🥉	ridiculous sandwich	279
🥈	ridiculous sunglasses	17
#25	ridiculously huge sword	1,888
#8	ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	991
#22	right parenthesis	15
#6	rigid carapace	343
#12	ring of Detect Boring Doors	168
🥉	ring of adornment	778
#27	ring of aggravate monster	639
#6	ring of cold resistance	502
#28	ring of conflict	26
#21	ring of fire resistance	49
#27	ring of gain strength	37
#4	ring of half-assed regeneration	5,351
🥈	ring of increase damage	938
#20	ring of teleportation	13
#7	ring of telling skeletons what to do	95
#4	ring of the Skeleton Lord	16
#69	ring setting	8
#4	rinky-dink sixgun	25
#4	roasted duck	357
#15	roasted marshmallow	2,438
🥉	roasted vegetable focaccia	45
🥇	roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg	2,471
🥉	robin flan	111
🥈	robin nog	234
🥈	robin's egg	1,092
#6	roboduck-on-a-string	180
🥇	robot grease	25,304
🥈	robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.	595
#28	robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.	42
🥇	robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.	2,975
🥈	robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.	352
🥇	robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.	2,349
#19	robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.	65
#8	robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E.	2
#16	robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.	96
#76	robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.	4
🥇	robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.	2,842
#4	robotronic egg	8,443
🥉	[2108]rock	5,264
🥈	rock lobster	20
#21	rocket fuel	22
#7	rockfish stomach	478
#10	rockin' wagon	1,080
🥈	rockin' wagon with a fly in it	205
#12	rocky raccoon	36,668
#4	rocky road ice cream	33
🥉	rodeo whiskey	2,069
#30	rogue swarmer	524
#8	roll in the hay	4,282
#88	roll of Hob-Os	21
#12	roll of drink tickets	53
🥈	roll of meat	636
#14	roll of toilet paper	6,768
🥇	roller skate decoy	154
#12	roller skate doll	12
#16	rolling pin	16
#4	rook cookie	206
🥉	root beer	298
🥈	root beer barrel	1,569
#5	rose	29,063
#10	rose-colored glasses	1
#18	rotten tomato	35
#5	rotting barrel	1,661
🥈	rotting beefsteak	1,073
🥈	rotting cowskin	1,876
#26	rough fish scale	123
#8	round blue bomb	349
🥇	round green sunglasses	734
#13	round purple sunglasses	872
#5	royal jelly	34,550
#4	royal jelly taco	3,671
#7	rubber WWBD? bracelet	274
#8	rubber WWJD? bracelet	304
#6	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	354
#8	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	257
🥈	rubber axe	710
#4	rubber baby doll	1
#78	rubber band gun	4
🥈	rubber cape	10
#17	rubber doll body	24
#16	rubber doll head	24
#32	rubber emo roe	736
#22	rubber gloves	16
🥈	rubber nubbin	162
🥈	rubber ribcage	392
🥇	rubber spatula	2,004
🥈	rubber spider	1,213
#16	ruby W	8,980
🥉	ruby on canes	122
#5	rum and cola	1,677
🥈	rum barrel charrrm	13,995
#30	rum barrel charrrm bracelet	3
#116	rum-soaked fruitcake	1
#41	rune-strewn spoon cocoon	1
#7	runny fermented egg	59
🥈	runny icing	18,051
#13	runproof mascara	549
#42	rusted-out shootin' iron	12
#6	rusty bonesaw	421
#13	rusty broken diving helmet	17
#183	rusty chain necklace	19
#4	rusty compass	39
🥉	rusty diving helmet	58
#6	rusty grave robbing shovel	3,352
🥉	rusty hedge trimmers	642
#16	rusty metal greaves	3
#5	rusty metal key	629
🥈	rusty metal ring	8,204
#5	rusty metal shaft	1,057
🥇	rusty old lantern	60
🥉	rusty piece of rebar	276
#17	rusty porthole	9
🥈	rusty rivet	565
#5	rusty speargun	24
🥇	rusty staff	65
🥈	rusty valve wheel	216
#202	s'more	100
#7	s'more gun	12
🥈	sabre teeth	54,625
#5	sabre-toothed lime cub	2,789
#17	sachet of strange powder	1
#29	sack lunch	1,417
🥈	sack of doorknobs	2,004
#16	safarrri hat	257
#14	safety vest	16
#8	saffron antaravasaka	1
#6	saffron uttarasanga	1
🥈	sake bomb	20,338
🥈	salacious crumbs	13,047
🥉	salacious lychee chuhai	152
#4	salacious screwdiver	81
🥉	salamander slurry	2,695
#15	salamander spleen	2,351
#24	salinated mint julep	109
🥉	salt plum	7,098
🥇	salt plum sake	764
#207	salt wages	1
🥈	salt water taffy	2,249
#28	salted mutton	8
#24	saltwaterbed	1
#46	salty dog	3,276
#5	salty slug	3,506
#40	samurai turtle	5
#36	samurai turtle helmet	1
#32	sand dollar	1,861
🥇	sandcastle	468
🥉	sandpaper	231
#1526	sandwich of the gods	3
#115	sane hatrack	1
🥈	sangria	11,149
🥇	sardine can key	10
#9	sauce of the ages	29
#9	saucepan	66,739
#51	sausage bomb	66
#7	sausage pizza	3,108
#4	sausage without a cause	902
🥇	sausage wonton	519
🥈	savory crossbow	103
#7	savory dry noodles	143
#21	savory staff	2
#8	savory sword	23
🥉	savoy truffle	70,284
#6	sawblade fragment	2,684
#212	sawblade shield	16
#23	sawed-off blunderbuss	14
🥇	scabrous seal epaulets	8
#9	scale-mail underwear	2
#7	scary death orb	17
#26	scented massage oil	95
#4	scepter of the Skeleton Lord	17
🥇	school spirit socket set	152
🥈	scimitar cozy	87
🥉	scintillating oyster egg	301
#36	scintillating powder	4
#6	scissor duck	26
#17	scorpion whip	123
#43	scotch on the rocks	13
#74	scrap metal	1
🥇	scrap of sticky paper	844
🥈	scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	7,540
#19	scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	3,366
🥉	scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	66,976
🥉	scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	38,655
#36	scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	1,032
🥇	scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	36,807
🥇	screwdiver	373
🥇	screwdriver	39,623
🥉	screwing pooch	441
🥇	scroll case	242
#59	scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff	6
🥇	scroll of Puddingskin	1,969
#5	scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil	3,328
#8	scroll of drastic healing	17,323
🥉	scroll of pasta summoning	2,259
#21	scroll of protection from lycanthropes	532
#41	scrumdiddlyumptious solution	22
🥉	scrumptious ice ant	5,336
🥉	scrumptious reagent	27,142
🥇	scrunchie tourniquet	6,048
#4	sea avocado	1,677
🥈	sea blueberry	3,148
🥈	sea broccoli	16,613
#13	sea cape	1
🥇	sea carrot	6,967
🥈	sea cauliflower	10,187
🥇	sea chaps	380
#17	sea cowbell	22
#5	sea cowboy hat	226
🥇	sea cucumber	5,430
🥇	sea grease	1,440
🥇	sea holster	2,028
🥈	sea honeydew	666
#28	sea jelly	16
#6	sea lace	192
#65	sea lasso	2
🥇	sea leather	20,999
🥇	sea lychee	1,734
🥈	sea persimmon	13,363
#17	sea radish	45
#43	sea salt crystal	25
🥈	sea salt scrubs	360
#10	sea shawl	1
🥇	sea tangelo	1,749
#5	sea truffle	19
🥇	seal medal	1
#131	seal tooth	210
🥉	seal-blubber candle	6,084
#47	seal-brain elixir	65
#6	seal-clubbing club	103,213
#5	seal-skull helmet	20,587
#29	seal-toothed rock	2
#65	sealhide belt	1
#76	sealhide buckler	1
#63	sealhide cloak	1
#68	sealhide gloves	1
#74	sealhide hood	1
#63	sealhide leggings	1
#36	sealhide moccasins	2
#61	sealhide seal doll	64
#32	sealhide snare	72
#86	sealhide whip	1
#77	seaode	9
🥈	seared dino steak	414
🥈	seaweed	1,265
🥈	sebaceous shield	139
🥇	secret blend of herbs and spices	21,933
🥇	secret mummy herbs and spices	32,057
#22	security automa-core	5
🥇	security blankie	359
#4	security flashlight	4,677
🥇	seegar butt	2,812
#18	self-dribbling basketball	1
🥉	self-repairing earmuffs	85
🥇	senate fly thorax	144
#43	sensitive poetry journal	20
#26	sequined fez	5
🥉	serpentine sword	1,368
#30	serum of sarcasm	195
#35	servo-assisted exo-pants	42
#8	servomechanical torsion facilitator	517
🥉	set of jacks	27
#149	severed flipper	1
#30	severed rocking horse head	12
🥇	sew-on bandage	1,238
🥇	sewage-clogged pistol	1,438
#24	sewer nuggets	1,258
🥉	sewer snake	3,182
🥈	sewer turtle	554
#7	sewer wad	762
#18	sewing kit	2
#7	shadow bread	590
#13	shadow candle	1
#18	shadow candy	1
#5	shadow chef's hat	26
#5	shadow flame	509
#7	shadow fluid	795
#13	shadow hammer	1
#4	shadow hot dog	67
#7	shadow martini	27
#14	shadow monocle	1
#8	shadow nectar	399
#12	shadow needle	1
#9	shadow pill	26
#8	shadow sausage	726
#6	shadow sinew	735
#9	shadow skin	450
#6	shadow stick	283
#13	shadow trousers	1
#6	shadow venom	558
#10	shadowy cat claw	20
#4	shady shades	70
#5	shaker of dry rub	358
#6	sham champagne	105
#25	shamanic beads	4
🥈	shamanic ham	2,291
#4	shard of double-ice	31,948
🥈	shark cartilage	632
#24	shark jumper	8
🥈	shark tooth	2,927
🥉	shark tooth necklace	113
#32	sharkfin gumbo	2
🥈	sharpened spoon	884
#36	shavin' razor	5
🥉	shaving cream	2,344
🥈	sheet cake	3,607
🥉	shellacked shell	199
🥇	shells a la shellfish	986
🥉	shield of the Skeleton Lord	16
#4	shimmering rainbow sand	626
#133	shimmering tendrils	5
#35	shin gourds	1
#8	shingle	1,902
#4	shining goblet	61
🥈	shining halo	212
#7	shining star cap	3
🥇	shiny brass tailfeathers	104
🥈	shiny butcherknife	4,705
🥈	shiny gold fronts	49
🥈	shiny hood ornament	1,113
#18	shiny ring	852
#4	shiny stones	9,067
🥇	shiny tribal beads	10,298
#17	shipwright's hammer	27
🥇	shirt kit	35,032
#65	shock belt	3
#4	shock collar	770
#4	shocked shell	491
#9	shoe ad T-shirt	1,053
🥈	shoe gum	208
🥈	shoo-fish pie	470
🥇	shooting morning star	119
#6	shopkeeper beard	210
🥈	short beer	923
🥇	short calculator	21,466
🥉	short deposition	1,806
#24	short stick of butter	1
🥉	short writ of habeas corpus	598
🥉	short-handled mop	1,986
#26	shortest-order cook	1
#15	shot of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	1
#8	shot of blackberry schnapps	843
🥉	shot of flower schnapps	2,868
🥇	shot of granola liqueur	657
🥈	shot of grapefruit schnapps	11,056
#14	shot of mescal	131
🥉	shot of nepenthe schnapps	701
#13	shot of orange schnapps	1,043
#13	shot of peach schnapps	75
#4	shot of pear schnapps	1,928
#4	shot of rotgut	548
#39	shot of tomato schnapps	239
#20	shot of wasp venom	492
🥈	shoulder-warming lotion	92
#18	shovelful of dirt	108
🥇	shrapnel jelly donut	719
#163	shredded hellseal hide	41
#63	shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	1
#64	shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo	1
#17	shrinking powder	21
🥉	shroomtini	1,365
#7	shuddering cow skull	8
🥈	shuddersword	683
🥉	shuriken salad	2,254
🥉	shushed potatoes	150
🥈	signal fragment	841
🥉	silent A	35
🥇	silent B	372
🥈	silent C	68
🥉	silent D	88
🥇	silent E	917
🥇	silent F	122
#5	silent G	12
🥈	silent H	164
🥇	silent I	403
🥉	silent J	222
🥇	silent K	425
🥇	silent L	214
🥈	silent M	1,057
#8	silent N	13
🥈	silent O	747
🥈	silent P	542
#4	silent Q	38
#5	silent R	20
🥇	silent S	190
🥇	silent T	129
🥈	silent U	47
🥇	silent V	679
🥈	silent W	204
🥉	silent X	223
🥇	silent Y	555
🥇	silent Z	215
🥈	silent beret	12
🥇	silent nightlight	1
#5	silent pea shooter	425
🥈	silver cheese-slicer	231
#12	silver cow skull	55
#6	silver face paint	184
🥉	silver keg	25
🥇	silver paté knife	362
🥈	silver salt-shaker	214
#6	silver shotgun shell	149
🥈	silver shrimp fork	580
🥇	silver table-scraper	27
#6	silver tongue charrrm	9,849
#23	silver tongue charrrm bracelet	11
#6	simple AI	45
#10	simple ancient cursed key	34
🥇	sinewy crossbow string	2,129
#6	single atom	2,307
#4	single entendre	80
🥈	single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	3,282
#22	single of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
🥉	single swig of vodka	38
🥈	single-serving herbal stuffing	208
#14	single-use dust mask	14
🥇	sinister altar fragment	664
#15	sinister-looking cat	252
#31	sinistral homunculus	1
🥉	six pack of Mountain Stream	5,211
#19	six tiny wedges of goat cheese	170
#15	six-armed sweater	3
🥇	six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	436
#11	six-rainbow shield	14
🥇	sk8board	20,048
#38	skate blade	5
#4	skate board	36
#25	skate skates	13
#10	skate skin	495
🥇	skelelton spine	25,076
🥉	skeletal banana	989
🥉	skeletal scabbard	22
#5	skeleton	5,971
#5	skeleton beans	218
#38	skeleton bone	2,881
#35	skeleton key	591
#5	skeleton key ring	273
#8	skeleton quiche	28
#4	skeleton skis	151
#5	skeletortoise	362
🥇	skewer	39,494
#8	skewer-mounted razor blade	303
#30	skewered cat appendix	36
🥈	ski resort souvenir crate	758
🥇	skin oil	1,078
#9	skirt / kilt kit	212
#109	skull of the Bonerdagon	16
🥉	skull with a fuse in it	155
#10	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	281
#61	skulldozer egg	1
🥇	slab of sponge	582
🥇	slap and slap again	2,458
#22	slap and tickle	523
#57	slap and tickle with a fly in it	8
🥈	sleaze cluster	76
🥇	sleaze clusterbomb	29
#11	sleaze jelly	11
🥈	sleaze nuggets	8,879
🥇	sleaze powder	11,121
#108	sleaze wad	55
#10	sleazy and sour sauce	31
🥉	sleazy bindle	81
🥈	sleazy fairy gravy	412
🥈	sleazy hi mein	1,373
#9	sleep mask	27
#76	sleeping patriotic eagle	1
#86	sleeping snowy owl	53
#6	sleeping stocking	141
🥉	sleeping wereturtle	399
#4	sleeve deuce	3,194
#92	slice of pizza	62
🥉	slick fish meat	3,917
🥇	slicksilver spurs	17
🥉	slide rule	507
🥉	slime convention coupons	282
🥉	slime convention flyers	656
🥉	slime convention pin	274
#5	slime convention swag bag	462
🥉	slime convention t-shirt	596
🥉	slime shooter	2,510
#38	slime stack	5
#213	slime-soaked brain	1
#204	slime-soaked sweat gland	1
#4	slimy alveolus	2,344
🥇	slimy chest	541
🥈	slimy fermented bile bladder	12,673
#12	slimy paste	15
🥈	slimy sweetbreads	12,540
#4	slingshot	1,525
🥉	slip 'n' slide	12,655
🥉	slippery when wet shield	1
#38	slow jam collection	73
#47	sludgesicle	3
#5	slug of rum	2,256
🥈	slug of shochu	2,579
🥈	slug of vodka	2,204
#11	small box	1,578
🥉	small gummi fin	108
#4	small leather glove	1,005
🥈	small pile of sand	22
🥉	small slimy cyst	221
#20	smart skull	1,928
#4	smart watch	212
🥈	smashed danish	480
#7	smellbook	221
#11	smelted roe	128
#21	smile-sharpening stone	49
#6	smiley-face sticker	72
🥈	smiling rat	300
#13	smirking shrunken head	202
#55	smoked potsherd	23
#7	smoker's cloak	10
#6	smoking grass	6,578
#72	smoking talon	1
#5	smoky potion	7,455
#11	smoldering bagel punch	250
#57	smoldering staff	1
🥉	smooth mushroom wine	121
#23	smooth velvet bra	1
🥇	smooth velvet hanky	123
#12	smooth velvet hat	1
#16	smooth velvet pants	1
#16	smooth velvet pocket square	1
🥇	smooth velvet shirt	100
🥇	smooth velvet socks	50
#5	smudged alchemical recipe	462
🥉	smut orc keepsake box	614
#12	smut orc sunglasses	246
#4	snailmail bits	307
#31	snailmail breeches	1
#34	snailmail coif	1
🥉	snailmail hauberk	31
#263	snake	30
🥇	snake oil	4,142
#5	snake shield	800
🥉	snakebite	143
#6	snapdragon pistil	938
#13	snarling wolf shield	313
#4	sneakeasies	4
#107	sneaky wrapping paper	10
#16	snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	7,614
#5	snorkel	80,136
🥉	snow belly	1
#33	snow berries	267
🥇	snow cleats	1,673
#11	snow crab	69
🥇	snow fort	107
🥈	snow halo	50
#10	snow hat	1
🥉	snow machine	20
🥉	snow pants	1
#30	snowball	87
🥇	snowboarder pants	18,056
#6	snowpack	3
🥈	snowstick	19
#7	soap knife	3,057
#6	sock garters	24
#45	sock monkey	51
#8	soda water	17,570
#50	soft green echo eyedrop antidote	3,328
#11	soft green echo eyedrop antidote martini	131
#19	software bug	1
#23	soggy elf shoes	2
#4	soggy gingerbread chunk	2,045
#13	soggy seed packet	151
🥈	soggy used band-aid	1,157
#29	soggy wofl t-shirt	14
#4	soilzerac	14
🥇	solid asbestos box	204
🥇	solid baconstone earring	161
#7	solid baconstone necklace	16
🥉	solid baconstone ring	40
#37	solid gold bowling ball	314
#5	solid gold jewel	557
#19	solid gold pegleg	675
🥇	solid linoleum box	344
#11	solid shifting time weirdness	10
#34	solid state loom	1
🥇	sommelier's towel	398
🥈	sonar fishfinder	37
#4	sonar-in-a-biscuit	25,762
#35	sorority brain	41
#41	sorority girl's box	1
#182	soul doorbell	1
🥇	soul knife	11
🥈	soul mask	20
#19	soup turtle	19
🥈	soup-chucks	65
🥇	sour ball and chain	63
#42	sour powder	2
🥇	souvenir ski t-shirt	1,977
🥉	soy cordial	58
🥈	soyburger juice	1,336
#8	soylent staff	27
🥇	space bar	60
#6	space beast fur	645
🥇	space beast fur pants	1,065
#56	space blanket	2
🥇	space chowder	544
🥉	space heater	17
#4	space invader	50
#30	space jam	32
#6	space jam toast	61
🥈	space jellybicycle	54
🥈	space junk	3,883
#8	space marine flash grenade	207
🥈	space needle	16
🥈	space pirate treasure map	12
🥈	space port	134
#7	space wine	171
#13	spade necklace	196
🥉	spagecialetti	747
#8	spaghetti con calaveras	88
🥈	spaghetti cult mask	737
🥉	spaghetti cult rosary	476
#4	spaghetti with Skullheads	473
#9	spaghetti with ghost balls	73
#21	spaghetti with rock-balls	8
#17	spangly mariachi pants	53
#4	spangly mariachi vest	111
#22	spangly sombrero	44
🥇	spangly unitard	7,645
🥈	spant backplate	44
🥇	spant chitin	1,957
🥇	spant egg casing	349
#9	spant shield	2
🥈	spant shoulderpads	68
🥈	spant spear	81
🥉	spant tendon	1,214
#8	spants	2
#18	spare battery	5
🥉	spare chocolate parts	21
#7	spare neck bolts	203
#124	spark plug earring	7
🥈	sparking robo-battery	4,951
#257	sparkler	37
#10	sparkling orb	30
#5	spearfish fishing spear	1,691
#17	special clip: boneburners	44
🥈	special clip: graveburpers	2,343
🥈	special clip: splatterers	1,450
🥈	special clip: squelchers	4,737
#10	special clip: tracers	478
#15	special clip: wailers	123
#7	special sauce glove	32
#13	specialty ammo bandolier	816
🥈	spectral axe	269
#35	spectral jelly	4
#27	spectral pickle	1,055
#386	spectre scepter	81
🥈	speed limit shield	1
#4	sphygmomanometer	673
#10	spice melange	53
🥉	spiced rum	2,750
#5	spices	82,852
🥈	spicy bean burrito	6,477
🥈	spicy enchanted bean burrito	12,751
🥈	spicy jerky stick	1,205
#10	spicy jumping bean burrito	268
#6	spicy mushroom quesadilla	230
🥇	spicy noodles	9,949
#80	spider web	741
🥇	spidercow eye-cluster	2,047
#4	spiked femur	4,002
🥇	spiky turtle helmet	513
#24	spiky turtle shield	3
🥇	spiky turtle shoulderpads	255
#4	spirit bed	25
🥈	spirit bell	1
🥉	spirit blanket	153
#5	spirit gum	2,202
🥇	spirit mattress	311
🥉	spirit pillow	145
#7	spirit sheet	67
🥇	spiritual candy cane	218
#8	spiritual eggnog	34
🥉	spiritual fruitcake	204
🥇	spiritual gingerbread	353
#5	splendid martini	2,006
#14	sponge cake	58
🥇	sponge helmet	126
#53	spongy shield	1
🥇	spooky alphabet block	7,574
#46	spooky and sour sauce	3
#8	spooky bark	1,724
#68	spooky bicycle chain	27
#23	spooky bindle	18
🥇	spooky cluster	37
🥇	spooky clusterbomb	10
🥈	spooky cosmetics bag	1,494
#31	spooky eggnog	112
#21	spooky eyeliner	263
#11	spooky felt	855
🥇	spooky gravy fairy warlock hat	1,949
#4	spooky hi mein	1,071
#9	spooky hockey mask	206
🥉	spooky jelly	406
#6	spooky lasso	333
#7	spooky length of string	2,741
#9	spooky lipstick	1,351
🥉	spooky lo mein	1,535
#14	spooky mushroom	8,686
#14	spooky mushroom wine	44
#53	spooky music box mechanism	3
#12	spooky nuggets	1,011
#37	spooky pirate skeleton	18
🥇	spooky powder	15,458
#19	spooky sap	531
#7	spooky scarecrow	573
🥇	spooky shroomkabob	8,155
🥈	spooky shrunken head	40,760
#108	spooky sound effects record	2
🥈	spooky staff	8,432
🥈	spooky stick	22,465
#23	spooky stir-fry	51
#8	spooky stuffing	1,216
🥈	spooky toy wheel	1,901
#43	spooky wad	223
#4	spooky wooden block	3,086
#8	spoon!	76
#5	spoonful of Linguine-Os	117
#13	spork	1,488
🥉	spray chrome	922
#4	spray paint	15,310
#6	spring	26,936
🥈	sprinkle-begging cup	22
#21	sprinkles	321,615
#6	sprocket	68,626
🥈	sprocket assembly	13,958
#63	squamous polyp	1
#20	square CRIMBCOOKIE	40
#15	square sponge pants	5
#6	squashed frog	9,314
#69	squeaky staff	1
#7	squeaky toy rose	190
#15	squirming egg sac	990
#65	squirmy violent party snack	1
🥈	stained hard candy	1,594
#6	stained mattress	254
#676	stainless steel scarf	5
#165	stainless steel shillelagh	16
#221	stainless steel skullcap	11
#564	stainless steel slacks	7
#288	stainless steel solitaire	9
#791	stainless steel suspenders	5
#79	stale Cheer-E-Os	13
#4	stale baguette	6,124
#6	stale cheer wine	647
#8	stalk of asparagus	1,155
🥇	standard-issue cupcake	587
#15	standards and practices guide	239
🥇	staph of homophones	71
#12	stapler bear	8
#10	star	17,398
🥉	star boomerang	349
🥈	star buckler	1,397
#4	star chart	10,769
🥈	star crossbow	884
🥈	star hat	1,476
🥉	star key lime	275
#5	star key lime pie	237
#4	star pants	666
🥈	star shirt	327
#40	star spatula	6
🥉	star staff	1,268
#92	star starfish	6
#4	star stiletto	354
🥉	star sword	1,132
🥇	star throwing star	968
🥈	starchy crossbow	319
#11	starchy sword	20
#34	status cymbal	1
🥈	stealth bomber	132
#35	steamed oyster	108
#14	steampunk potion	262
🥈	steamy ruby	1,098
#9	steel drivin' hammer	379
🥇	steel knuckles	12
🥈	steel sword	150
🥇	steely marble	21
🥈	stench and sour sauce	216
#9	stench jelly	224
#73	stench nuggets	90
🥉	stench powder	13,056
#10	stench wad	3,875
🥈	stepmom's booze	753
🥈	sterno-flavored Hob-O	1,780
#11	stick	574
#6	stick of "gum"	1,030
#12	stick of dynamite	1,250
#16	stick-on eyebrow piercing	2,525
🥈	stick-on gnome beard	1,062
#11	stick-on-a-string	152
🥇	sticky gloves	1,095
#7	sticky hand whip	393
#47	sticky lava globs	5
🥈	sticky meat kilt	253
#57	sticky meat pants	2
#13	sticky meat skirt	24
#22	still grill	1
#114	still-beating spleen	6
#75	stink-penny	142
#18	stinkin' bindle	17
🥇	stinking agaricus	49
#5	stinkwater	38
#70	stinky cheese ball	1
🥇	stinky fannypack	55
#4	stinky hi mein	1,564
🥇	stinky mushroom	5,354
#14	stinky mushroom wine	40
#20	stolen accordion	16,882
🥇	stolen meatpouch	23,423
#19	stolen necklace	31
🥉	stolen office supplies	10,751
#15	stolen sushi	5,552
#17	stomach turnover	24
🥈	stomp box	96
#5	stone banjo	100
#7	stone baseball cap	2,890
🥇	stone frisbee	21,866
#10	stone of eXtreme power	3,139
#81	stone turtle	1
🥇	stone wool	6,260
🥇	stop shield	1
#4	strange cube	356
#29	strange helix fossil	3
#584	strange shiny disc	5
#23	strange stalagmite	1
🥈	straw hat	256
#5	straw pole	236
#62	strawberry	678
#63	strawberry daiquiri	122
#13	strawberry pie	525
🥈	strawberry popsicle	1,972
🥈	strawberry supersucker	328
#30	strawberry wine	110
🥉	strawberry-flavored Hob-O	778
🥈	strawberyl	1,080
🥇	strawberyl necklace	135
#308	stray chihuahua	9
#35	stress ball	23
🥈	string of Crimbo lights	58
#55	string of blue beads	127
#53	string of dingle balls	1
#49	string of green beads	130
#72	string of moist beads	1
#44	string of red beads	141
🥉	stringy sinew	10,923
#14	strongness elixir	923
#10	studded leather boxer shorts	10,027
🥈	studded sealhide shield	8
🥈	stuffed "L"	8
#15	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	990
#18	stuffed Cheshire bitten	952
#84	stuffed Hodgman	3
#18	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	914
#11	stuffed Meat	2,136
🥇	stuffed Mob Penguin	375
#4	stuffed alien blob	1,313
#67	stuffed angry cow	383
#18	stuffed astral badger	1,511
#16	stuffed baby gravy fairy	1,624
🥉	stuffed bandersnatch	212
#7	stuffed can of asparagus	180,191
🥇	stuffed carpenter	310
🥉	stuffed caterpillar	212
🥉	stuffed club	4
#20	stuffed cocoabo	1,310
#28	stuffed crazy bastard sword	265
#77	stuffed dodecapede	191
🥈	stuffed dodo	235
#94	stuffed doppelshifter	147
#17	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	1,380
#16	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	1,365
#30	stuffed ghuol whelp	188
#202	stuffed gray blob	225
#14	stuffed hand turkey	1,609
#9	stuffed key	1,583
#59	stuffed kraken	2
#44	stuffed martini	179
#16	stuffed mind flayer	1,663
#13	stuffed mink	2,229
#11	stuffed monocle	1,702
#9	stuffed ninja snowman	1,532
🥈	stuffed pocketwatch	259
🥇	stuffed porpoise	210
#15	stuffed red and green pepper (stale)	524
🥉	stuffed sabre-toothed lime	32
#21	stuffed scary death orb	1,311
#12	stuffed shoulder parrot	3,862
#17	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	1,277
#16	stuffed snowy owl	1,424
#16	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	1,366
#33	stuffed spooky mushroom	231
🥈	stuffed stab bat	1,111
#10	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	1,306
#15	stuffed teddy butler	949
#12	stuffed tin of caviar	1,695
🥉	stuffed treasure chest	3,208
#14	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	1,661
🥉	stuffed walrus	424
🥉	stuffed yeti	555
#72	stuffed yo-yo	13
#46	stuffed zmobie	109
#75	stuffed-shirt scarecrow	1
#27	stuffing	314
🥉	stuffing fluffer	267
#4	stunt nuts	10,712
#25	sturdy Crimbo crate	536
🥉	sturdy cane	6,617
#66	sturdy sword hilt	3
#6	stylish swimsuit	1,315
🥈	styrofoam crossbow	116
#24	styrofoam ore	451
🥉	styrofoam staff	527
#7	styrofoam sword	130
#45	sub-molecular interocitor	101
#17	succulent marrow	251
#23	sucker bucket	9
#21	sucker hakama	9
#20	sucker kabuto	8
#22	sucker scaffold	332
#23	sucker tachi	9
#14	sucky decal	95
#24	suede shortsword	21
#6	sugar banana	848
🥇	sugar bunny	166
🥈	sugar chapeau	500
#7	sugar cherry	769
#15	sugar fairy	2
🥉	sugar lime	1,484
🥉	sugar raygun	3
#4	sugar shank	544
#8	sugar shard	7,232
#5	sugar sheet	9,800
#5	sugar shield	900
#9	sugar shillelagh	132
#5	sugar shirt	620
🥈	sugar shorts	1,759
#5	sugar shotgun	1,163
🥈	sugar sphere	697
#106	sugar-coated pine cone	38
#115	sugarplum ration	1
#10	suggestive strozzapreti	52
🥉	sun-dried tofu	247
#43	sundae ration	17
#26	sunken chest	1,451
#24	suntan lotion of moxiousness	1,057
#16	super good fruit	41
🥈	super ka-bob	262
#16	super salad	90
#74	super-absorbent tarp	2
🥇	super-size brogurt	322
#7	super-spiky hair gel	22,651
🥇	super-strong air freshener	314
🥉	super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)	2,050
#9	superamplified boom box	1,067
🥉	superduperball	1,145
#5	superduperheated metal	56
🥈	superheated fudge	1,557
#20	superheated metal	42
#52	support cummerbund	176
#43	supportive bra	167
#5	surgical apron	486
#4	surgical mask	207
🥈	surgical tape	1,526
🥉	surprisingly capacious handbag	11,048
#6	sushi doily	28
#35	sushi-rolling mat	1
#20	suspicious package	1
#4	swamp haunch	3,137
🥇	swamp lolly	2,601
🥈	swashbuckling pants	16,359
#4	sweat socks	1,182
#12	sweat-ade	50
#10	sweatband	9
#4	sweet mochi ball	1,025
#49	sweet ninja sword	122
#38	sweet nutcracker	1
#21	sweet party mix	29
#24	sweet rims	26
#9	sweet roll Alabama	7,524
🥉	sweet tooth	68
#5	sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	174
#17	sweetened reindeer fat	28
#6	swirling mushroom wine	41
🥇	swirly potion	36,167
🥈	sword behind inappropriate prepositions	179
🥈	sword hilt	10,019
#5	sword of static	298
🥈	swordzall	102
#65	syncopated turtle	4
#85	synthetic dog hair pill	4
#4	synthetic marrow	721
#19	synthetic rock	6
#32	synthetic stuffing	549
#13	t8r tots	3,062
🥉	taco shell	21,904
#6	tail o' nine cats	253
#6	tailbone shield	7
#31	tainted icing	1
#5	tainted milk	231
#143	tainted seal's blood	2
#7	tamarind-flavored chewing gum	2,725
#8	tambourine	1,177
#9	tambourine bells	5,196
#5	tangarita	564
#18	tangarita with a fly in it	16
#5	tangerine	11,072
🥈	tangle of copper wire	853
#24	tangle of rat tails	32
#9	tangled mass of creepy pasta	57
🥉	tankard of ale	3,288
#33	tap shoes	144
🥉	tapped black lotus	41
#5	targeting chip	312
#11	tarnished bottlecap	462
🥈	tarnished luggage key	12
🥇	tarnished metal ring	53
🥈	tarnished metal rod	49
🥇	tarnished tastevin	740
🥇	tarrrnish charrrm	6,767
🥈	tarrrnished charrrm bracelet	223
#62	tasket	11
#20	tassel	189
#9	tasteful black bow tie	14
#108	tasty louse	4
🥈	tasty tart	2,010
#130	tattered paper crown	4
#11	tattered scrap of paper	3,431
#5	tawdry amethyst	673
#7	tea for one	1,500
#14	teacher's pen	111
#67	teddy bear	86
#32	teddy bear sewing kit	11
#137	teddy borg	71
🥈	teeny-tiny magic scroll	162
🥉	teeny-tiny ninja stars	176
#4	teflon ore	1,966
#29	teflon shield	1
#11	teflon spatula	4
🥈	teflon swim fins	234
🥉	temperance whiskey	179
#7	temporary X tattoos	11
🥇	temporary teardrop tattoo	1,013
🥇	temporary tribal tattoo	3,207
#6	temporary yak tattoo	208
🥈	tempura air	138
🥉	tempura avocado	32
#8	tempura broccoli	18
🥇	tempura carrot	112
#4	tempura cauliflower	72
🥇	tempura cucumber	169
🥇	tempura green and red bean	184
#5	tempura radish	30
#99	ten-leaf clover	454
#4	tenderizing hammer	2,322
#29	tennis ball	30
#39	teqiwila	6
🥉	teqiwila slammer	565
🥈	tequila grenade	13,204
#5	tequila sunrise	1,724
🥈	tequila sunset	1,083
🥉	tequila with training wheels	3,858
#16	terra panna cotta	9
#4	terrible poem	2,854
🥈	thanksgiving turkey	131
#12	that gum you like	332
#4	the Crymbich Manuscript	23
#4	the funk	3,314
🥈	the kindest cold cut	1,343
🥇	the most dangerous bait	20,244
#11	theoretical string	1,844
#5	thermos full of Knob coffee	1,095
#8	thermos of brew	47
🥇	thicksilver spurs	31
#24	thin black candle	23,565
🥇	thin gold wire	49
#7	third ear	60
#4	third-hand lantern	250
🥉	third-hand nunchaku	2,308
#42	thistle wine	148
🥇	three-legged pants	15,212
#24	three-tiered wedding cake	79
🥉	thriftshop coupon	65
🥉	throbbing organ pie	330
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🥉	throwing spoon	3,309
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#7	tie-dyed fannypack	236
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🥇	tin of submardines	13,619
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🥈	tiny balloon knife	415
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🥉	tiny bindle	56
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#9	tiny bust of Pallas	23
#7	tiny canopic jar	280
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#73	tiny dancer	9
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#20	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	28
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🥉	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	328
#6	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	30
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#7	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	152
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#6	tiny die-cast Swiss hen	53
#15	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	11
#29	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	21
#22	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	28
#4	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	41
🥈	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	96
🥇	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	161
#38	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	19
#6	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	198
🥇	tiny die-cast golden ring	69
🥉	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	75
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#35	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	18
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#7	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	40
#4	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	305
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#18	tiny die-cast turtle mech	9
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🥉	tiny domino mask	11
#4	tiny fly glasses	103
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🥈	tiny glowing red nose	8
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🥈	tiny knife and fork	371
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🥇	tiny maracas	223
#4	tiny ninja sword	989
#9	tiny nose-bone fetish	17
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#23	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	367
#4	tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo	26
#16	tiny plastic Abuela's cottage	1
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#21	tiny plastic Armory	1
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#18	tiny plastic Bar	1
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#7	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	340
#4	tiny plastic Beebee King	671
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#6	tiny plastic Big Candy	33
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🥇	tiny plastic Café Elf	93
#18	tiny plastic Cafe	1
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#6	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	790
#23	tiny plastic Cheer Core	2
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🥉	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	84
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#6	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	87
#4	tiny plastic Crimbo caroler	36
🥈	tiny plastic Crimbo cheer	40
#58	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	123
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#7	tiny plastic Crimbot	16
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🥇	tiny plastic Dolph Bossin	57
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#4	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	81
#1070	tiny plastic G Imp	7
#11	tiny plastic GORM-8	27
#5	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	37
🥈	tiny plastic Gary Claybender	171
#491	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	14
#29	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	224
#40	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	74
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#13	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	414
🥈	tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	387
#9	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	30
#10	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	557
#21	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	343
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#24	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	274
#17	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	410
🥈	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	86
🥈	tiny plastic Krampus	69
#37	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	20
🥇	tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven	8
#4	tiny plastic MechaElf	54
🥈	tiny plastic Mer-kin baker	44
🥈	tiny plastic Mirth	38
#60	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	13
#10	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	47
#17	tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress	1
#30	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	87
#14	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	806
🥉	tiny plastic Penny	47
🥈	tiny plastic Professor What	74
#72	tiny plastic Protagonist	82
#38	tiny plastic Queen Bee	34
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#6	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	19
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#4	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	38
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#5	tiny plastic The Man	1,070
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#17	tiny plastic Toybot	14
#17	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	672
#32	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	57
#16	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	12
#19	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	63
#13	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	698
🥉	tiny plastic Your Brain	56
#26	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	10
#137	tiny plastic accordion thief	22
🥈	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	46
#102	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	10
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#7	tiny plastic angry vikings	15
#16	tiny plastic anime smiley	358
#5	tiny plastic animelf	28
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#39	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	481
🥇	tiny plastic bad vibe	94
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#7	tiny plastic batbugbear	687
#29	tiny plastic beanbat	199
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#7	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	263
#5	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	1,004
#8	tiny plastic blazing bat	413
#30	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	712
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#12	tiny plastic brainsweeper	770
#19	tiny plastic briefcase bat	450
#36	tiny plastic bugaboo	82
#9	tiny plastic buzzerker	307
🥈	tiny plastic caboose	53
#12	tiny plastic cavebugbear	263
#23	tiny plastic chem lab	2
#45	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	12
🥉	tiny plastic coal car	22
#33	tiny plastic cocoabo	585
#13	tiny plastic coffee pixie	2,123
#5	tiny plastic colollilossus	95
#5	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1,843
#18	tiny plastic cubist bull	509
#64	tiny plastic demoninja	90
🥈	tiny plastic dining car	30
#33	tiny plastic disco bandit	79
🥉	tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"	38
#10	tiny plastic drunk goat	764
🥈	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	58
#82	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	9
#26	tiny plastic fax machine	12
#735	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	10
#17	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	643
#35	tiny plastic fire servant	43
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#24	tiny plastic food lab	2
#6	tiny plastic four-shadowed mime	10
#22	tiny plastic fruit golem	395
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#189	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	76
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#10	tiny plastic goth giant	856
#32	tiny plastic grue	758
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#22	tiny plastic hermit	86
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#6	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	337
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#32	tiny plastic leprechaun	774
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#9	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	405
🥈	tiny plastic locomotive	58
#10	tiny plastic mime executive	11
#4	tiny plastic mime functionary	37
🥈	tiny plastic mime scientist	128
#10	tiny plastic mime soldier	11
#35	tiny plastic moneybee	84
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🥇	tiny plastic multi-level marketer	47
#5	tiny plastic mumblebee	987
#31	tiny plastic mutant elf	26
#536	tiny plastic ninja snowman	14
🥉	tiny plastic nog lab	22
🥇	tiny plastic orphan	94
🥈	tiny plastic passenger car	38
#29	tiny plastic pastamancer	69
#27	tiny plastic peacannon	46
🥇	tiny plastic primary lab	39
#67	tiny plastic protector spectre	1
🥇	tiny plastic reindeer	79
#16	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1,861
#9	tiny plastic sauceror	362
#21	tiny plastic scary clown	287
🥈	tiny plastic sea elf	53
#21	tiny plastic seal clubber	112
#14	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	8
#724	tiny plastic senile lihc	10
#14	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	43
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#8	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1,118
#45	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	348
#12	tiny plastic spooky vampire	564
#263	tiny plastic stab bat	55
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#4	tiny plastic stocking mimic	82
#16	tiny plastic strand of DNA	44
#57	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	107
#14	tiny plastic taco cat	476
#7	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	27
#5	tiny plastic the Free Man	469
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#7	tiny plastic trollipop	53
#149	tiny plastic turtle tamer	23
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🥇	tiny plastic yuleviathan	44
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🥇	tiny sombrero	211
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🥈	toast with spooky jelly	112
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#5	toe jam toast	51
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#8	tofu stir-fry	122
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#8	tofurkey leg	637
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🥇	toggle switch (Bounce)	125
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#4	tomato soup poster	645
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#7	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	425
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🥇	tonguebone	31
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🥉	tonic o' Banderas	174
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#14	towel	747
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#4	toy crazy train	934
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#4	toy taijijian	34
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#4	traditional Crimbo cookie	591
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#7	traffic jam toast	47
#4	training scroll: Shattering Punch	27
🥇	training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique	150
🥉	training scroll: Snokebomb	38
#5	transdermal smoke patch	1,550
#8	transmission from planet Xi	262
🥈	transparent nog	53
🥇	transparent pants	27
🥉	transporter transponder	4,375
#50	tree skirt	5
#54	tree-eating kite	547
#4	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	363
🥈	trench coat	30
🥇	trench lighter	4
#7	triad summoning scroll	703
#11	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	79
#44	triggerfingerbone	2
#5	trilobite candy mold	64
#29	trilobite fossil	204
#4	triple barreled barrel gun	296
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🥇	tropical Crimbo pressie	1
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🥉	trousers of the white knight	50
🥈	trout fang	374
🥇	troutpiece	2,527
#5	true grit	2,171
🥈	tube of cranberry Go-Goo	185
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#4	tube of hair oil	764
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🥇	tube of villain white	1,315
#6	tube sock	107
#19	tulip	116
#47	tuning fork	5
#13	turkey blaster	6
🥈	turkish mostaccioli	131
🥈	turtle mud	1,711
🥈	turtle pheromones	26,725
#4	turtle totem	112,758
#7	turtle voicebox	2,488
#11	turtle wax	163
🥇	turtle wax greaves	504
🥇	turtle wax helmet	726
#37	turtle wax shield	4
#61	turtle-shaped rock	15
🥈	turtlemail bits	27,081
🥇	turtlemail breeches	820
🥇	turtlemail coif	1,014
🥈	turtlemail hauberk	638
#28	tuxedo shirt	13
🥉	twice-haunted screwdriver	682
#65	twinkly nuggets	1,202
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#25	twinkly wad	100,000
#77	twist of lime	3
🥇	twisted piece of wire	949
🥇	twisted-up wet towel	711
🥇	twitching claw	200
#10	twitching space egg	3
#22	twitching time capsule	41
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#9	two meat muck	68
#16	two-handed depthsword	27
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#28	ultrafondue	17
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🥈	unappetizing mayolus	184
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#4	uncanny desk bell	101
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🥈	underwater slingshot	1,462
🥉	undissolvable contact lenses	61
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#4	unfinished fruitcake	33
🥈	unfinished ice sculpture	200
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#6	unidentified jerky	12,047
🥇	uninteresting mayolus	500
#67	union scalemail pants	2
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🥉	unnatural gas	609
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#20	unopened Bird-a-Day calendar	1
#20	unopened diabolic pizza cube box	1
#42	unopened tiny stillsuit	1
#7	unquiet spirits	354
#88	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	219
#23	unremarkable duffel bag	319
🥈	unrequired jacket	748
#4	unrolling pin	639
#28	unsanitized scalpel	12
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#18	unstable laser battery	403
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#57	untamable turtle	18
#6	unused soap	441
#6	unused walkie-talkie	271
#179	unusual disco ball	11
#49	unusual oil	1
🥉	unwound clockwork grapefruit	192
#7	upsy daisy	5,611
🥈	urchin roe	50
#5	urinal cake	35,243
#11	used beer	54
#80	useless powder	4,414
🥉	valuable coin	3,659
#42	valuable trinket	2,905
#8	vampagne	46
#8	vampire chowder	363
#13	vampire collar	219
#79	vampire duck-on-a-string	143
#9	vampire glitter	38
🥈	vampire pearl	1,611
🥉	vampire pearl earring	131
🥇	vampire pearl necklace	245
🥇	vampire pearl ring	61
#22	vampire pellet	16
#39	vampyric cloake pattern	1
#15	van key	655
#128	vanilla-frosted king cake	12
#59	veiny spore pod	2
🥇	velcro boots	156
🥇	velcro broadsword	233
🥇	velcro ore	16,288
🥈	velcro paddle ball	44
🥇	velcro shield	108
#5	velvet choker	137
#110	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	81
#4	very fancy whiskey	77
#4	very hot lunch	3,788
#11	very overdue library book	105
#4	very small red dress	3,961
🥉	vial of Gnomochloric acid	1,476
🥇	vial of The Glistening	2,928
🥇	vial of baconstone juice	908
🥈	vial of blood simple syrup	1,177
🥇	vial of hamethyst juice	1,831
🥇	vial of holy water	27,477
🥇	vial of hot blood	46
#112	vial of patchouli oil	9
🥉	vial of porquoise juice	330
#4	vial of swamp vapors	285
🥇	vibrating cyborg knife	5,067
#55	vibrating mushroom	2
#28	viking helmet	1,174
🥉	vinegar	11,284
#9	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	8,427
#9	vintage smart drink	146
🥈	vinyl boots	496
#4	vinyl ore	2,182
🥈	vinyl shield	139
🥈	violent pastilles	861
#17	viral DNA	157
🥉	viral video	3,520
🥈	virgin jello shot	260
🥈	viscous lava globs	6,704
#40	vitachoconutriment capsule	71
🥉	vitamin G pill	1,476
#4	vodka and cranberry	2,143
🥇	vodka and tonic	3,139
🥉	vodka barracuda	395
#19	vodka gibson	13
🥇	vodka martini	14,275
🥇	vodka stinger	774
#18	vodka stratocaster	139
#8	void burger	1,446
#7	void lager	1,403
#7	void shard	6
#8	void stone	1,397
🥇	volcanic ash	6,776
🥈	volleyball	46,102
#27	voodoo glowskull	232
#18	voodoo snuff	91
🥉	vorpal blade	16,904
#25	voter registration form	1
#4	votive candle	217
🥇	votive of confidence	1,055
#133	wad of cotton	21
#32	wad of dough	4,729
🥉	wad of slimy rags	434
🥈	wad of spider silk	11
#11	wad of tofu	1,068
#21	waders	10
#12	waffle	262
🥈	walkie-talkie	1
#9	walrus ice cream	66
#10	walrus-tusk earring	155
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#16	wand of pigification	57
#37	wang	258
#5	war tongs	798
🥇	warbear LP-ROM burner	35
#105	warbear auto-anvil	2
🥈	warbear badge	67
🥈	warbear battery	1,357
🥈	warbear battle greaves	15
#5	warbear bearserker mead	96
🥈	warbear bearserker potion	840
#4	warbear beeping telegram	193
🥉	warbear blizzard mead	293
#10	warbear breakfast machine assembler	25
🥈	warbear ceremonial party pants	6
#17	warbear chemistry lab	7
🥈	warbear dress bracers	11
🥇	warbear dress greaves	16
🥈	warbear dress helmet	11
#7	warbear drone assembler	30
🥈	warbear electric warscarf	5
🥇	warbear electro-spiked helm	8
#9	warbear empathy chip	26
#20	warbear empathy chip (used)	1
🥇	warbear energy bracers	57
#24	warbear exhaust manifold	7
🥉	warbear exo-arm	60
#5	warbear feasting bread	172
🥉	warbear feasting mead	268
🥇	warbear feathered fedora	23
🥈	warbear fleece-lined long johns	14
#84	warbear foil hat	3
#26	warbear gyro	24
#9	warbear gyrocopter	75
#218	warbear helm fragment	20
🥈	warbear high festival pants	5
🥇	warbear high-efficiency still	22
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
🥉	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	753
#6	warbear induction oven	10
#4	warbear jackhammer drill press	22
#16	warbear laser beacon	10
🥇	warbear laser bowtie	16
🥇	warbear lined ushanka	7
🥇	warbear liquid lasers	999
🥈	warbear liquid overcoat	1,295
#7	warbear metalworking primer	81
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
🥈	warbear nuclear bowtie	5
#4	warbear officer requisition box	186
#12	warbear oil pan	11
🥈	warbear plain fedora	14
🥇	warbear polarized goggles	13
#4	warbear procedural hilarity drone	282
#5	warbear rejuvenation potion	64
#5	warbear requisition box	535
🥇	warbear robo-camouflage unit	296
#8	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	104
🥇	warbear snowblindness goggles	9
🥇	warbear soda machine assembler	73
🥈	warbear spiked helm	20
🥈	warbear superpotion	2,917
🥈	warbear thermoregulator bread	193
🥈	warbear trouser fragment	674
🥈	warbear wardance potion	893
🥈	warbear warrior bread	242
#421	warbear whosit	122
#8	warehouse clerk's glasses	209
#6	warehouse key	107
🥈	warehouse walkie-talkie	1,749
#13	warm fur	6
🥈	warm gravy	113
🥈	warm mushroom	1,535
#4	warm war shawarma	39
🥇	wasabi marble soda	1,115
#15	wasabi pocky	40
#18	wasabi-infused sake	39
#15	water balloon	6
#4	water log	20
#32	water pipe bomb	3,082
🥉	water purification pills	8,267
#5	water wings	2,890
🥈	water wings for babies	588
🥇	watered-down Red Minotaur	8,629
🥈	waterlogged bootstraps	64
#7	waterlogged cloth	207
🥇	waterlogged crate	66
#5	waterlogged leather	800
#7	waterlogged metal	259
#5	waterlogged stuffing	801
#4	waterlogged wood	121
#5	watermelon	88
#23	wax banana	2
🥉	wax booze	239
🥇	wax face	219
#24	wax lips	1
#4	wax pancake	219
🥈	weathered barrel	14,564
#25	wedge of gray cheese	2
#27	weighted paperclip chain	7
#5	weird gazelle steak	289
🥉	weremoose spit	1,153
🥇	western-style skinning knife	14
🥉	wet stew	858
#4	wet venom duct	365
🥉	whalebone corset	8,911
#7	whatsit-covered turtle shell	29
🥉	wheel	351
#29	whet stone	2
🥈	whimpering willow bark	1,070
#48	whip kit	13
#9	whisker pencil	802
#13	whiskey and cola	272
#66	whiskey and soda	20
🥈	whiskey bittersweet	856
#16	whiskey in a broken glass	125
#4	whiskey sour	6,671
#4	white Canadian	2,389
#5	white Crimbo ball	21,504
#7	white Xanadian	569
🥈	white arm towel	23
#11	white balloon	150,373
#29	white belt	2
🥈	white blood cells	625
#5	white candy heart	12,522
#276	white candygram	1
#22	white chocolate and tomato pizza	256
🥈	white chocolate chip brownies	783
#5	white chocolate chip cookies	12,763
#8	white chocolate chips	3,047
#276	white class ring	33
#35	white collar	90
#6	white earbuds	4
#35	white elephant gift	2
#17	white hat hacker T-shirt	65
#11	white lightning	4,594
🥇	white mana	2,677
#94	white money bag	4
🥈	white page	790
#11	white picket fence	279
#25	white pixel	5,607
#19	white rice	253
#9	white satin pants	982
🥇	white satin shield	15,078
🥈	white snake skin	41,231
🥈	white snakeskin duster	486
#8	white sword	4,019
#10	white tulip	70
#88	white whip	1
🥇	white wine	1,370
🥉	whole roasted chicken	155
#14	whole turkey leg	363
#56	wholeberd	2
#26	whoopie cushion	724
#9	wicker clicker	1
#9	wicker kickers	1
#34	wicker shield	192
#12	wicker slicker	1
#8	wicker sticker	1
#12	wicker ticker	1
🥇	wicksilver ring	89
🥉	wiffle-flail	229
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#106	willyweed	15
#4	wind-up Whatsian robot	1,898
#23	wind-up chattering teeth	785
🥈	wind-up ensign	3,118
#5	wind-up meatcar	3,076
🥈	wind-up navigation droid	5,129
#6	wind-up owl	949
🥉	wind-up spider	1,361
#99	wind-up vampire teeth	3
#29	windchimes	740
#23	windicle	4
#47	wine spritzer	26
#89	wine-soaked bone chips	11
#6	wings of fire	121
#42	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	1,052
🥉	witch hat	133
#43	witch wart	5
#5	witch's bread	19
🥈	witch's brew	210
#29	witty rapier	518
#69	wizard action figure	1
#11	woim	5
🥉	woimbook	177
#5	wok lobster	70
#31	wolf mask	2,655
#4	wolfman mask	1,547
#25	wolfskull mask	3
🥈	wonderwall shield	4,768
🥈	wood screw	949
#32	wooden axe	62
#101	wooden block	31
#62	wooden figurine	14
#4	wooden spoon	5,947
#17	wooden stakes	470
#13	wool hat	274
#5	wool sock	86
#61	woolen cravat	1
🥉	wooly loincloth	11
#10	worksite credentials	10
#76	world's most unappetizing beverage	1
#6	world's smallest violin	1,741
#23	worn tophat	344
#4	worst candy	814
#11	worthless gewgaw	4,894
#11	worthless knick-knack	6,106
#60	worthless trinket	543
#166	woven baling wire bracelets	6
#46	wrapped candy cane sword cane	2
#17	wreath of laurels	27
#11	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	67
#150	wrench bracelet	23
🥉	wrestling mask	1,234
#8	wriggling severed nose	24
#44	wriggling tentacle	2
#15	wriggling worm	445
🥇	wristwatch of the white knight	110
🥇	writhing drippy candy bar	8
#4	wussiness potion	12,203
#5	x-ray mirror	229
#26	x-ray specs	657
#18	xo-skeleton-in-a-box	1
#8	yabba dabba doo rag	4
🥈	yak anorak	1,040
#4	yak skin	5,699
🥉	yak toupee	90
#8	yak whip	158
#43	yakskin buckler	3
#10	yakskin kilt	57
#34	yakskin pants	4
#9	yakskin skirt	32
🥈	yam candy	118
🥉	ye olde golde frontes	401
#14	yellow brick road	222
#9	yellow candy heart	16,603
#279	yellow candygram	2
#38	yellow drunki-bear	39
#202	yellow glowstick	7
🥉	yellow gummi ingot	4,898
#4	yellow matter custard	82
#11	yellow paisley oyster egg	274
🥇	yellow pixel	233,553
#6	yellow pixel potion	40
🥇	yellow plastic hard hat	1,111
#14	yellow plastic oyster egg	320
#8	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	334
🥉	yellow puck with a bow on it	1
🥉	yellow seashell	11,446
#33	yellow snowcone	665
#5	yellow striped oyster egg	732
#38	yellow traffic cone	1
#30	yeti fur	14,452
🥇	yield shield	1
#6	yo	1,256
🥉	yo-yo	10,302
🥇	yohohoyo	2,061
#37	yule grog	1
#14	yule gruel	3,061
#12	yule hatchet	70
#4	yule pup	13
#124	yuletide troll chrysalis	1
#128	yummy death watch beetle	5
🥉	zen motorcycle	102
#60	zmobie	14
🥈	zombie	2,392
#27	zombie dinosaur egg	6
🥉	zombie hollandaise	1,455
#36	zombie pineal gland	74

Wow, that's 16,856,709 items total!

what items are this player missing?