In their foolhardy quest to collect every item, this player comes 1,870 short.

• Franken Stein
• 'Villa' document
• 1 Meat
• 17-ball
• 2002 Mr. Store Catalog
• A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)
• A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)
• A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)
• A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)
• A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)
• A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)
• Acqua Del Piatto Merlot
• Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet
• Admiral's hat
• Adventurer's Kit
• Aiolion
• Amanitee
• Annual Ascot
• Apriling band helmet
• Arr, M80
• Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt
• Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)
• Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)
• BRICKO pearl
• Banfoy's Boutique Order Form
• Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy
• Bastille Battalion control rig
• Bastille Battalion tattoo kit
• Beach Comb
• Bee's Knees
• Belt of Loathing
• Bigger Bugfinder Blade
• Bird-a-Day calendar
• Black and White Apron Enrollment Form
• Black and White Apron Meal Kit
• Bloodbath
• Bonestabber
• Boris's Helm (askew)
• Bowl of Infinite Jelly
• Brandonian footlocker key
• Brimstone Beret
• Brimstone Bludgeon
• Brimstone Boxers
• Brimstone Bracelet
• Brimstone Brooch
• Brimstone Bunker
• Buddy Bjorn
• Bugfinder Blade
• Buttery Boy
• Byte
• CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)
• CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)
• CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)
• CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)
• Calzone of Legend
• Cargo Cultist Shorts
• Carol of the Bulls (used)
• Carol of the Hells (used)
• Carol of the Thrills (used)
• Cat-Herding Prod
• Caveman Dan's favorite rock
• Celsius 233 (singed)
• Chalice of the Malkovich Prince
• Champagne Shimmy
• Chateau Mantegna room key
• Chef Boy, R&D's business card
• Cheshire Bitten
• Chester's Aquarius medallion
• Chester's bag of candy
• Chester's moustache
• Chester's muscle shirt
• ChibiBuddy™ (on)
• Christmas ham
• Cincho de Mayo
• Clan Carnival Game
• Clan Floundry
• Clan VIP Lounge invitation
• Clan VIP Lounge key
• Clan pool table
• Clan shower
• Clan speakeasy
• Cloaca Cola Polar
• Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)
• Cold One
• Cold Stone of Hatred
• Colera Peste Nebbiolo
• Comma Chameleon egg
• Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)
• Congressional Medal of Insanity
• Conspiracy™ mascara
• Cosmic Calorie
• Counterclockwise Watch
• Covers-Your-Head
• Covert Ops for Kids
• Covert Ops for Kids (used)
• Crimbo hat
• Crimbo pants
• Crimbo pressie
• Crimbo sapling
• Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)
• Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)
• Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)
• Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw
• Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer
• Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator
• Crimbough
• Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso
• Crimbuccaneer runebone
• Crimbuccaneer tavern swab
• Crimbuccaneer whale oil
• Dark Jill-O-Lantern
• Daylight Shavings Helmet
• Deck of Every Card
• Deep Dish of Legend
• Diamond HP-35 Calculator
• Doll Moll violin case
• Dragonscale breastplate
• Drapes-You-Regally
• Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge
• Dreadsylvanian clockwork key
• Dreadsylvanian seed pod
• Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie
• Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple
• Dreadsylvanian stew
• Dreadsylvanian stink pocket
• Driplet
• Dripwood slab
• Drunkula's bell
• Drunkula's cape
• Drunkula's ring of haze
• Drunkula's silky pants
• Drunkula's wineglass
• Duke Vampire's regal cloak
• EMD holo-record
• Easter eggnog
• Easter grasshopper
• Ed the Undying exhibit crate
• Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper
• El Vibrato Megadrone
• El Vibrato drone
• El Vibrato translator
• El Vibrato trapezoid
• Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)
• Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)
• Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)
• Elf Guard broom
• Elf Guard eyedrops
• Elf Guard squirtgun
• Elf Guard tinsel grenade
• Ellsbury's journal (used)
• Emblem of Ak'gyxoth
• Essence of Annoyance
• Everfull Dart Holster
• FantasyRealm mead
• FantasyRealm turkey leg
• Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel
• Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)
• First Post shirt - Cir Senam
• First Post shirt package
• Flag by the Foot™
• Flan in the Moon
• Flivver
• Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form
• Fourth of May Cosplay Saber
• Frank Gorshin trophy
• Freddy Kruegerand
• French slippers
• French-Transylvanian Dictionary
• Frosty's iceball
• Frosty's nailbat
• Frosty's old silk hat
• Frosty's snowball sack
• Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred
• Game Grid valued membership card
• Gazelleton
• Gene Tonic: Construct
• Gene Tonic: Insect
• Gene Tonic: Orc
• General Assembly Module
• Ghiaccio Colada
• Ghosprey
• Ginsu™
• Girdle of Hatred
• Glamare
• Globmule
• Goggles of Loathing
• Golden HP-35 Calculator
• Golden Mr. Accessory
• Golden Mr. Eh?
• Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog
• Gorillape
• Great S-Cape
• Great Wolf's beastly trousers
• Great Wolf's headband
• Great Wolf's left paw
• Great Wolf's lice
• Great Wolf's right paw
• Great Wolf's rocket launcher
• Gregarious Gregorian Smock
• Grimacite gaiters
• Grimacite galoshes
• Grimacite garter
• Grimacite gasmask
• Grimacite gat
• Grimacite gauntlets
• Grimacite girdle
• Grimacite glaive
• Grimacite go-go boots
• Grimacite goggles
• Grimacite gorget
• Grimacite gown
• Grimacite greaves
• Grimacite guayabera
• Gummi-Memory
• Guzzlr cocktail set
• Guzzlr hat
• Guzzlr pants
• Guzzlr shoes
• Guzzlr souvenir stein
• Guzzlr tablet
• Guzzlr tattoo kit
• Guzzlrbuck
• Gygaxian Libram
• HOA citation pad
• HOA regulation book
• HOA zombie eyes
• HP-35 Calculator
• Hat O' Nine Tails
• Helps-You-Sleep
• Helvella Haemophilia mushroom
• Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)
• Hodgman's almanac
• Hodgman's bow tie
• Hodgman's cane
• Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat
• Hodgman's garbage sticker
• Hodgman's imaginary hamster
• Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times
• Hodgman's lucky sock
• Hodgman's metal detector
• Hodgman's porkpie hat
• Hodgman's varcolac paw
• Hodgman's whackin' stick
• Holiday Multitasking
• Holiday Multitasking (used)
• Homebodyl™
• Hot Socks
• Hotwire™ brand candy rope
• How to Hold a Grudge
• How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes
• How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)
• How to Tolerate Jerks
• Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games
• Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used)
• Huggler Radio
• Idol of Ak'gyxoth
• Irish eggnog
• Ish Kabibble
• Item #13
• Iunion Crown
• January's Garbage Tote
• Jarlsberg's pan
• Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode)
• Jarlsberg's vegetable soup
• Jawmaster 2000™
• Jeans of Loathing
• Jeppson's Malort
• Jick's autograph
• Jick-o-User
• Jodhpurs of Violence
• June cleaver
• Junior Adventurer's kit
• Junior Adventurer's merit badge
• Jurassic Parka
• Keese berry
• KoL Con 12-gauge
• KoL Con 13 snowglobe
• KoL Con 3-D Glasses
• KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet
• KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat
• KoL Con IV Pole
• KoL Con Six Pack
• KoL Con X Bingo Card
• KoL Con X Treasure Map
• KoLHS Pep Squad Box
• Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™
• Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase
• LARP carp
• LED candle
• LIDAR candle
• LOV Entrance Pass
• LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate
• Lavalos's shell
• Law of Averages
• Lazenby's Life Lesson
• Leapin' Trousers
• Left-Hand Man action figure
• Lemonade-235
• Lens of Hatred
• Lens of Violence
• Lepardner
• License to Chill
• Lil' Doctor™ bag
• Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged)
• Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged)
• Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged)
• Loathing Legion abacus
• Loathing Legion can opener
• Loathing Legion chainsaw
• Loathing Legion corkscrew
• Loathing Legion defibrillator
• Loathing Legion double prism
• Loathing Legion electric knife
• Loathing Legion flamethrower
• Loathing Legion hammer
• Loathing Legion helicopter
• Loathing Legion jackhammer
• Loathing Legion kitchen sink
• Loathing Legion many-purpose hook
• Loathing Legion moondial
• Loathing Legion necktie
• Loathing Legion pizza stone
• Loathing Legion rollerblades
• Loathing Legion tape measure
• Loathing Legion tattoo needle
• Loathing Legion universal screwdriver
• Lobster qua Grill
• Lucky Lindy
• LyleCo Contractor's Manual
• LyleCo premium magnifying glass
• LyleCo premium monocle
• LyleCo premium pickaxe
• LyleCo premium rope
• MAHI fez
• Mafia bow tie
• Mafia stogie
• Mafia violin case
• Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir
• Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit
• Mansquito Serum
• Manual of Lock Picking
• March hat
• Martialest Arts trophy
• Marvelous Unitard
• Master Thief's utility belt
• Mayam Calendar
• Mayam spinach
• Mayodiol
• Mayoflex
• Mayonex
• Mayor Ghost's cloak
• Mayor Ghost's gavel
• Mayor Ghost's khakis
• Mayor Ghost's sash
• Mayor Ghost's scissors
• Mayor Ghost's toupee
• Mayostat
• Mayozapine
• McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning
• Meat-inflating powder
• Meatcleaver
• Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince
• Memories of Beanslinging
• Memories of Cow Punching
• Memories of Snake Oiling
• Mer-kin eyedrops
• Mer-kin facecowl
• Mer-kin headguard
• Mer-kin saltmint
• Mer-kin thighguard
• Mer-kin waistrope
• Merc Core challenge coin
• Meteoid ice beam
• Mjolnir Jr.
• Mmm-brr! brand mouthwash
• Mob Penguin protection contract
• Monster Manuel
• Moon Pie
• Moonthril Schnapps
• Mountain Stream gastrique
• Mr. Accessory
• Mr. Big's Wallet
• Mr. Container
• Mr. Exploiter
• Mr. Shirt
• Mt. Noob Pale Ale
• Murgatroyd diode
• My First Art of War
• N. O. Beer
• Never Don't Stop Not Striving
• New Age hurting crystal
• Newbiesport™ backpack
• Nightstalker perfume
• Nog-on-the-Cob
• Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence
• Official Seal of Dreadsylvania
• Ol' Scratch's ash can
• Ol' Scratch's manacles
• Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat
• Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom
• Oopsie IPA
• Order of the Silver Wossname
• Oscus's dumpster waders
• Oscus's flypaper pants
• Oscus's garbage can lid
• Oscus's neverending soda
• Otorian Battle Scar
• Our Daily Candles™ order form
• PARTY HARD T-shirt
• Pack of Every Card
• Panda outfit
• Pantaloons of Hatred
• Party Tattoo™ gift certificate
• Peppermint Pip Packet
• Periodical Paintbrush
• Pete's wiley whey bar
• Petite Paintbrush
• Phonus Balonus
• Pigsticker of Violence
• Platinum HP-35 Calculator
• Platinum Yendorian Express Card
• Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)
• Pocket Square of Loathing
• Powerful Glove
• Professor of Spelunkology
• Protects-Your-Junk
• Purple Horseshoe of Honor
• Quartet of Flare Masters Jacket
• Quiets-Your-Steps
• Radio Free Baseball Cap
• Radio Free Foil
• Radio Free Jersey
• Radio Free Pants
• Radio KoL Antenna Ball
• Radio KoL Bottle Opener
• Radio KoL Coffee Mug
• Radio KoL Flashlight
• Radio KoL Keychain
• Radio KoL Maracas
• Radio KoL Patch
• Rainbow Jello Mould
• Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer
• Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar
• Red Fox glove
• Retrospecs
• Roman Candelabra
• Royal scepter
• Rubee™
• S.I.T. Course Completion Certificate
• S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.
• S.S. Ticket
• SMOOCH kneepads
• SMOOCH spaulders
• STYX deodorant body spray
• Salsa Caliente™ candle
• Salsa Libre
• Scandalously Skimpy Bikini
• Scepter of Loathing
• Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince
• Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention
• Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque
• Seasonal Beret
• Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters
• Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)
• Senior LAAAAME merit badge
• Sept-Ember Censer
• Septapus summoning charm
• Seven Loco
• Shantix™
• Shrieking Weasel holo-record
• Site Alpha ID badge
• Size XI Wizard's Robe
• Sketcherz™
• Sledgehamster
• Sloppy Jalopy
• Smashmoth
• Sneaky Pete's leather jacket
• Sneaky Pete's leather jacket (collar popped)
• Sockdollager
• Solstice Shield
• Sombrero De Vida
• SongBoom™ BoomBox
• Source essence
• Source terminal
• Source terminal DRAM chip
• Source terminal GRAM chip
• Sourfinger
• Southern yam
• Souvenir Chopsticks
• Space Trip safety headphones
• Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne
• Special™ Sauce
• Spelunker of Fortune (used)
• Spelunker's Guild prize sack
• Spelunker's fedora
• Spelunker's khakis
• Spelunker's whip
• SpinMaster™ lathe
• Spirit of Christmas
• Spirit of Easter
• Spirit of St. Patrick's Day
• Spirit of Thanksgiving
• Spirit of Veteran's Day
• Spooky Putty ball
• Spooky Putty leotard
• Spooky Putty mitre
• Spooky Putty monster
• Spooky Putty sheet
• Spooky Putty snake
• Spring Bros. ID badge
• Spring Bros. solenoid
• St. Pete's sneaky smoothie
• Staff of Blood and Pudding
• Staff of Frozen Lard
• Staff of Holiday Sensations
• Staff of Kitchen Royalty
• Staff of Queso Escusado
• Staff of Simmering Hatred
• Staff of the Black Kettle
• Staff of the Cozy Fish
• Staff of the Deepest Freeze
• Staff of the Electric Range
• Staff of the Grand Flambé
• Staff of the Grease Trap
• Staff of the Greasefire
• Staff of the Kitchen Floor
• Staff of the Midnight Snack
• Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern
• Staff of the Peppermint Twist
• Staff of the Roaring Hearth
• Staff of the Scummy Sink
• Staff of the Short Order Cook
• Staff of the Soupbone
• Staff of the Teapot Tempest
• Staff of the Walk-In Freezer
• Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron
• Star of Bravery
• Steamboat
• Stick-Knife of Loathing
• Stupid University Diploma
• Superhero Reboots
• Swedish coffee
• Sword of Dark Omens
• Sword of Procedural Generation
• Sword of the Brouhaha Prince
• TakerSpace letter of Marque
• Tales of Dread
• Tales of Western Braggadoccio
• Tales of the Word Realms
• Talisman of Baio
• Temporal Tempera Tube
• Thanksgiving ration
• That 70s Cologne
• The Art of Slapfighting (used)
• The Beast Within™ candle
• The Big Book of Every Skill
• The Chill of the Wild
• The Cocktail Shaker
• The Encyclopedia of Fruit
• The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)
• The Fingernail of the Thing in the Basement
• The Ghoul King's ghoulottes
• The Groose in the Hoose
• The Imploded World
• The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)
• The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)
• The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)
• The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)
• The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)
• The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)
• The Kloop in the Coop
• The Necbronomicon (used)
• The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)
• The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)
• The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)
• The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)
• The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)
• The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)
• The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)
• The Six-Pack of Pain
• The Smith's Tome
• The Spirit of Giving
• The Spirit of Giving (used)
• The Western Look
• Three Mile Island shorts
• Thunkula's drinking cap
• Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model
• Thwaitgold ant statuette
• Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette
• Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette
• Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette
• Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette
• Thwaitgold fairyfly statue
• Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette
• Thwaitgold harvestman statuette
• Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette
• Thwaitgold listening bug statuette
• Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette
• Thwaitgold metabug statuette
• Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette
• Thwaitgold nymph statuette
• Thwaitgold protozoa statuette
• Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette
• Thwaitgold shield bug statuette
• Thwaitgold slug statuette
• Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette
• Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette
• Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette
• Time Juice
• Time Lord Badge of Honor
• Time-Spinner
• Toddler-sized Dragon Costume
• Tome of Rad Libs
• Tome of Snowcone Summoning
• Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir
• Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)
• Toot Oriole care package
• Totally Gay Claymore
• Trafikoan
• Trainbot circuitry
• Trainbot linkages
• Trainbot optics
• Trainbot servomotors
• Travoltan trousers
• Treads of Loathing
• Trivial Avocations board game
• Truthsayer
• Turtive
• Uncle Crimbo's Sack
• Uncle Romulus (used)
• Underworld acorn
• Universal Seasoning
• Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate
• Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg
• Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword
• Unkillable Skeleton's shield
• Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards
• Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap
• Unmotivator: Crashed Orca
• Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper
• Uovo Marcio Shiraz
• Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad
• Vaporpoise
• Velougats™
• Voluminous Radio Hat
• Voluminous Radio Pants
• Voluminous Radio Sneakers
• Vulgure
• Wal-Mart nametag
• Wand of Oscus
• Warehouse 23 bling
• Warehouse 23 crate
• Warms-Your-Tush
• White Dragon Fang
• Witchess Set
• Wrecked Generator
• Wrotz
• X-32-F snowman crate
• Xiblaxian cache locator simcode
• Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode
• Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey
• Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito
• Xiblaxian holo-training simcode
• Xiblaxian residence-cube
• Xiblaxian ultraburrito
• Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles
• Xlyinia's notebook
• Yeti Protest Sign
• Zombo's empty eye
• Zombo's grievous greaves
• Zombo's shoulder blade
• Zombo's skull ring
• Zombo's skullcap
• Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)
• [glitch season reward name]
• [reuse me]
• a suspicious address
• abyssal battle plans
• actual blood sausage
• adobe abacus
• adobe abaya
• adobe adze
• adobe arsecover
• adobe ascot
• adobe assortment
• adobe ayam
• adobe brittle
• aerosolized aerogel
• airplane charter: Conspiracy Island
• airplane charter: Dinseylandfill
• airplane charter: That 70s Volcano
• alpine watercolor set
• amphibious tophat
• anchor bomb
• ancient Elf dessert spoon
• ancient redwood
• annealed drippy orb
• anniversary balsa wood socks
• anniversary burlap belt
• anniversary chutney sculpture
• anniversary concrete fedora
• anniversary pewter cape
• anniversary safety glass vest
• anniversary tiny latex mask
• anti-creep cream
• anti-freeze cream
• anti-goosebump cream
• anti-pain cream
• aquamariner's necklace
• aquaviolet jub-jub bird
• archaeologing shovel
• arse-shooting crossbow
• artisanal homebrew gift package
• astronaut ice-cream
• augmented El Vibrato drone
• august scepter
• autumnal aegis
• autumnic balm
• autumnic bomb
• avatar of the Unconscious Collective
• aviator goggles
• backup camera
• bacteria bisque
• bad-ass club
• bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts
• bagged stuffed "L"
• baked veggie ricotta casserole
• bakelite badge
• bakelite bits
• bakelite bowl
• balsam barrel
• banana-frosted king cake
• baneful bandolier
• basaltamander buckler
• basking robin
• bat wings
• battered old top-hat
• battoo kit
• bauxite beret
• bauxite bow-tie
• bauxite boxers
• beet
• beetle antenna
• bejazzled eyepatch
• belt of Ogrekind
• best joke ever
• bewitching boots
• bezoar ring
• big ol' trophy
• bindle of joy
• birdybug antenna
• birthday candle
• bitter bowtie
• black candygram
• black catseye marble
• black gallstone
• black slime glob
• blank white card
• blood kiwi
• bloody kiwitini
• blown-out speaker cone
• blueberry muffin
• body spradium
• bodyguard badge
• bodyslam
• bomb of unknown origin
• bonsai tree
• book of facts (dog-eared)
• boot plant
• bottle of Cochon Noir
• bottle of anís
• bottle of lovebug pheromones
• bottle of perfume
• bowl of oriole's nest soup
• box of Gratitude chocolates
• box of bear arms
• boxcar turtle
• boxed Apriling band helmet
• boxed Mayam Calendar
• boxed Sept-Ember Censer
• boxed bat wings
• boxing-glove-in-a-box
• bran muffin
• brass Dreadsylvanian flask
• brazen bracelet
• broken El Vibrato drone
• bucket of ancient Vampyre blood
• bucket of anniversary lard
• buffed alien drugs
• bug juice
• bugbear-smiting sword
• bundle of firewood
• burglar/sleep mask
• calm attention-deficit demon
• campfire baked potato
• campfire beans
• campfire smoke
• campfire stew
• candied beef and cabbage
• candy cane sword cane
• candy egg deviler
• candy rations
• cannonbomb
• canteen of eggnog
• canteen of jungle juice
• carbonite visor
• cement shoes
• ceramic celery grater
• ceramic celsiturometer
• ceramic cenobite's robe
• ceramic centurion shield
• ceramic cerecloth belt
• ceramic cestus
• ceramic scree
• chalk chain
• chalk chalice
• chalk chapeau
• chalk chinos
• chalk chlamys
• chalk choker
• chalk chunks
• chamoisole
• charpuce jub-jub bird
• cherry bomb
• chiffon carbage
• chiffon chakram
• chiffon chamberpot
• chiffon chapeau
• chiffon chaps
• chiffon chemise
• chiffon chevrons
• chili powder cutlass
• chitin powder
• chitin powder paste
• chocolate chip muffin
• chocolate ostrich egg
• chocolate-covered loofah
• ciliophora chowder
• clan underground fireworks shop
• claw-held flag
• closed-circuit pay phone
• clovermint
• club of corruption
• coal paperweight
• coal snakeskin
• coffee sprite
• cold medicine cabinet
• combat lover's locket
• complicated device
• coney haunch
• consolation ribbon
• container of Spooky Putty
• cookbookbat book
• cool iron breastplate
• cool iron greaves
• cool iron helmet
• cooling iron helmet
• corroded breeches
• corrosive cowl
• corrupt club of corrupt corruption
• corrupt club of corruption
• cosmic bucket
• cozy scimitar
• crappy Mer-kin mask
• crappy Mer-kin tailpiece
• crate of fish meat
• cream of chloroplasts
• creepy-ass club
• crimbo elfling
• crude oil congealer
• crumpled felt fedora
• crunchy brush
• crushed steamer trunk
• crystallized pumpkin spice
• cuckoo clock
• cup of "tea"
• cursed Aztec tamale
• cursed breeches
• cursed cutlass
• cursed eyepatch
• cursed magnifying glass
• cursed microwave
• cursed monkey's paw
• cursed pirate cutlass
• cursed pony keg
• cursed ring finger ring
• cursed swash buckle
• custom avatar form
• dark baconstone ring
• dark chocolate egg
• dark porquoise ring
• day shortener
• deactivated RoboGoose
• dead guy's memento
• defective Golden Mr. Accessory
• deflated inflatable dodecapede
• delectable catalyst
• designer sweatpants
• deviled candy egg
• diabolic pizza cube
• diabolical crossbow
• diamondback skin
• dinged-up triangle
• dirty bottlecap
• dirty martini
• discarded button
• distilled resin
• doll-eye amulet
• dollar sign
• doppelshifter egg
• double daisy
• double-candied yams
• dread tarragon
• dreadful box
• dreadful fedora
• dreadful glove
• dreadful sweater
• dreaming Jung man
• drink chit
• drippy bromide
• drippy diadem
• drippy enzyme
• drippy grub
• drippy ichor
• drippy khakis
• drippy pigment
• drippy snail shell
• drippy stein
• dromedary drinking helmet
• drug cocktail sauce
• druidic s'more
• dungeon dragon chest
• dwarvish war helmet
• dwarvish war kilt
• dwarvish war mattock
• eerily silent box
• egg gun
• elbow soup
• eldritch ichor
• electric mushroom
• elevenderizing hammer
• elevennis shoes
• elevent
• ember egg
• embering hunk
• emo roe
• empty Rain-Doh can
• empty hourglass
• enhanced signal receiver
• envelope full of Meat
• etched hourglass
• eternal car battery
• evil noodles
• evil paper umbrella
• evil-ass club
• exclusive ultra-rare item
• exploding cigar
• extra DNA
• extra ooze
• extra special Crimbo stocking
• extra time
• extra-heavy BRICKO brick
• eye 'n' horn shampoo
• familiar scrapbook
• fancy black tie
• fascinating alien zoological sample
• festive warbear bank
• fettucini épines Inconnu recipe
• fetus-smashing club
• fiberglass fannypack
• fiberglass fedora
• fiberglass fetish
• fiberglass fibers
• fiberglass fingerguard
• fiberglass foil
• fiberglass frock
• fiberglass insulation
• finger exerciser
• fire ant pheromones
• fire of unknown origin
• fishbone fins
• fistful of ashes
• fistful of wood shavings
• flagellate flagon
• flagellate soup
• flagstone fez
• flagstone flag
• flagstone flagments
• flagstone flail
• flagstone fleece
• flagstone flip-flops
• flagstone fringe
• flaming familiar doppelgänger
• flaming juggler's balls
• flaming leaf crown
• flaming nose
• flaming pink shirt
• flask of embalming fluid
• flickering pixel
• floaty rock helmet
• floaty rock necklace
• foam commodore's hat
• foam naval trousers
• folder (KOLHS)
• folder (Knight Writer)
• folder (Seawolf)
• folder (Yedi)
• folder (cyan)
• folder (smiley face)
• folder (space skeleton)
• folder (sports car)
• folder (tranquil landscape)
• foreign box
• forest canopy bed
• fossilized necklace
• four-leaf potato sprout
• fragile Christmas ornament
• fragment of Jarlsberg's soul
• frankincenser
• fresh can of paint
• fresh coat of paint
• frigid-ass club
• frost-rimed desk bell
• frost-rimed seal hide
• frozen seal spine
• fruity pebble
• fudge cube
• funny paper hat
• fustulent seal grulch
• fuzzy bracelets
• gabardine garibaldi
• gabardine garland
• gabardine girdle
• gabardine gloves
• gabardine gunnysack
• gabardine smithereens
• gattoo
• gelatinous meat mass
• generic mana potion
• genie bottle
• ghast iron ingot
• ghost shawl
• giant X
• giant diamond ring
• gilded BRICKO brick
• gilded BRICKO chalice
• ginseng
• glass of "milk"
• glass of raw eggs
• glass slipper
• gloomy black mushroom
• glowing El Vibrato drone
• goblin collarbone
• golden banana
• golden monkey statuette
• golden pet rock
• golden sausage
• goodberry
• gooey drippy candy bar
• googly chest eyes
• googly-ball hat
• googly-heart hat
• gory drippy orb
• government requisition form
• government-issued eyeshade
• government-issued necktie
• government-issued slacks
• governor's daughter's lace collar
• governor's daughter's pearl hairpin
• governor's daughter's petticoats
• gravy skin
• gravyskin buckler
• gravyskin hat
• gravyskin pants
• gravyskin skirt
• greasy desk bell
• greedy ghostling
• green marshmallow
• green slime glob
• gregarious ghostling
• grey down vest
• grimstone galoshes
• grinning ghostling
• grisly shield
• groggipop
• groggles
• grogtini
• groveling gravel
• grubby wool beerwarmer
• grubby wool gloves
• grubby wool hat
• grubby wool scarf
• grubby wool trousers
• grubby woolball
• guild application
• gunwale whalegun
• haemolymphnode
• half-digested rat
• hammerus
• hand of Mr. Cards
• hand turkey outline
• hand-carved bow
• handful of Boltsmann bearings
• handful of juicy garbage
• handful of split pea soup
• hangman's hood
• hard cocoa
• hard rock
• hardened slime belt
• hardened slime hat
• hardened slime pants
• hardening cream
• hare pin
• harpoon
• haunted doghouse
• head of emberg lettuce
• head-mounted Trainbot
• heavy duty umbrella
• hemlock helm
• hemp backpack
• heteroerotic frat-paddle
• hewn moon-rune spoon
• hi-density nylocite leg armor
• hibernating Grimstone Golem
• hibernating robot reindeer
• hippo tutu
• hobo code binder
• hobo dungarees
• hobo monkey
• hobo stogie
• hockey stick of furious angry rage
• holiday smorgasbord
• holiday trip around the world
• homeless hobo spirit
• homemade robot
• homemade robot gear
• honey bun of Boris
• honeybritches
• honeycap
• honeypot
• hot jelly
• hot-ass club
• hothammer
• hourglass
• house of twigs and spit
• house-sized mushroom
• housekeeping automa-core
• human musk
• humming El Vibrato drone
• hungover chauvinist pig
• hyperinflated seal lung
• ice sickle
• illicit fish sauce
• imaginary lemon
• imbued seal-blubber candle
• indie comic hipster glasses
• industrial fire extinguisher
• inert sludgepuppy
• infant sandworm
• infinite BACON machine
• inflammable leaf
• insulting hat
• intact medium-wave antenna
• interesting clod of dirt
• intergalactic pom poms
• intricate clockwork big hand
• intricate clockwork birdhouse
• intricate clockwork cuckoo
• intricate clockwork disc
• intricate clockwork little hand
• intricate clockwork numeral I
• intricate clockwork numeral II
• intricate clockwork numeral III
• intricate clockwork numeral IV
• intricate clockwork numeral IX
• intricate clockwork numeral V
• intricate clockwork numeral VI
• intricate clockwork numeral VII
• intricate clockwork numeral VIII
• intricate clockwork numeral X
• intricate clockwork numeral XI
• intricate clockwork numeral XII
• intricate music box parts
• isotophat
• ittah bittah hookah
• jar of anniversary jam
• jar of frostigkraut
• jar of magical relish
• jitterbug larva
• jolly roger tattoo kit
• jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo
• kerosene-soaked skip
• kevlateflocite helmet
• kilopede skull
• kitty sheet music
• large pile of sand
• large stone triangle
• laser cannon
• laser targeting chip
• latte lovers member's mug
• lava balaclava
• leafy browns
• left bear arm
• left half of a heart necklace
• left-handed melodica
• leg-mounted Trainbots
• leggings of the Spider Queen
• li'l ghost costume
• li'l knight costume
• limepatch
• lip soup
• lit leaf lasso
• little parachute guy
• longbox of Batfellow comics
• loofah ladle
• loofah lavalier
• loofah lederhosen
• loofah legwarmers
• loofah lei
• loofah lumberjack's hat
• loofah lumps
• low tide martini
• lucky Tam O'Shatner
• lucky army helmet
• lucky gold ring
• lucky moai statuette
• lucky napkin
• lump of bauxite
• lump of loyal latite
• luxury fly-tying workbench
• lynyrdskin tunic
• magic dragonfish fry
• magical sausage
• makeshift castanets
• malevolent medallion
• mantis skull
• map to Anemone Mine
• map to Dolph Bossin's hideout
• map to Madness Reef
• map to a candy-rich block
• map to the Cursed Village
• map to the Dive Bar
• map to the Marinara Trench
• map to the Mystic Wood
• map to the Putrid Swamp
• map to the Skate Park
• map to the Sprawling Cemetery
• map to the Towering Mountains
• marble maebari
• marble magnet
• marble mantle
• marble mariachi hat
• marble medallion
• marble mignonette bowl
• marble molecules
• marinara jug
• mass of wriggling tentacles
• mayfly bait necklace
• meatball machine
• mechanically-mulled cider
• medium stone triangle
• memory of a CA base pair
• memory of a CG base pair
• memory of a CT base pair
• memory of a GT base pair
• memory of an AG base pair
• memory of an AT base pair
• mesquito proboscis
• messenger bag RNA
• meteorite earring
• meteorite fragment
• meteorite necklace
• meteorite ring
• metrognome
• micronova
• military candy cane
• military orb
• military-grade peppermint oil
• mini kiwi
• mini kiwi aioli
• mini kiwi antimilitaristic hippy petition
• mini kiwi bikini
• mini kiwi digitized cookies
• mini kiwi egg
• mini kiwi icepick
• mini kiwi illicit antibiotic
• mini kiwi intoxicating spirits
• mini kiwi invisible dirigible
• mini kiwi silicon tiepin
• mini kiwi tipi
• mini kiwi whipping stick
• mini kiwi-flavored aspirin-injecting lipstick
• mini kiwitini
• miniature Embering Hulk
• miniature crystal ball
• miniature deck cannon
• miniature tophat
• miniscule temporal rip
• mint condition magnifying glass
• moai toai
• moaiball
• model train set
• moist sack
• molten medallion
• monkey barf
• monstrous monocle
• moon-amber necklace
• moss floss
• moss mace
• moss mantle
• moss marlinspike
• moss medal
• moss megaphone
• moss mitre
• moss mulch
• mostly rat-hide leggings
• mourning wine
• mulled wine
• mumming trunk
• murderbot shield unit
• muscular soup
• mushroom slab
• musty moccasins
• mutant arm
• mutant crown
• mutant legs
• myrrh pouch
• name change form
• nasty desk bell
• nasty-ass club
• nativity shorts
• naughty fortune teller
• naughty origami kit
• naughty paper shuriken
• nauseating reagent
• navel ring of navel gazing
• ncle leg
• neck wreath
• nervous tick egg
• nest egg
• newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp
• nice warm beer
• nicksilver spurs
• ninja pirate zombie robot
• non-stick pugil stick
• note from Clancy
• novelty monorail ticket
• nozzle of the Phoenix
• nutcracking pliers
• nylon Christmas stockings
• odd silver coin
• offensive moustache
• oily golden mushroom
• old love note
• old patched suit-pants
• old school Mafia knickerbockers
• old school beer pull tab
• old soft shoes
• old-school pirate grog
• one million meat pancakes
• onyx rook
• opium grenade
• optimal spreadsheet
• orange slime glob
• orange traffic cone
• organic potpourri
• origami "gentlemen's" magazine
• origami pasties
• origami riding crop
• ornamental sextant
• orphan baby yeti
• over-the-shoulder Folder Holder
• overflowing gift basket
• oyster egg balloon
• packaged Everfull Dart Holster
• packaged Pocket Professor
• packaged Roman Candelabra
• packaged SpinMaster™ lathe
• packaged industrial fire extinguisher
• packaged luxury garment
• packet of beer seeds
• packet of dragon's teeth
• packet of mushroom spores
• packet of pumpkin seeds
• packet of rock seeds
• packet of tall grass seeds
• packet of thanksgarden seeds
• packet of winter seeds
• papier-mâché plaque
• papier-mâché toothpicks
• papier-mâchéte
• papier-mâchaeranthera
• paraffin palazzos
• paraffin pendant
• paraffin pieces
• paraffin pith helmet
• paraffin poncho
• paraffin pseudoaccordion
• paraffin punching bag
• party mouse hat
• passed-out psychedelic bear
• pea brittle
• peace shooter
• peace turkey outline
• peasco sour
• peaza
• pebble of proud pyrite
• peppermint bomb
• peppermint donut
• peppermint pegleg
• peppermint syrup
• peppermint tack
• perfect Christmas scarf
• perfectly ordinary frog
• pernicious cudgel
• personal raindrop
• personalized wassail stein
• pewter candlestick
• phase-tuned shield generator belt
• phial of sleaziness
• photo booth sized crate
• piece of cake
• pig-iron bracers
• pig-iron helm
• pig-iron shinguards
• pile of dungeon junk
• pile of gritty sand
• pile of sand
• pink candygram
• pint of sweat
• piracetam
• pirate fork
• pirate hook
• pirate pantaloons
• pirate radio ring
• pirate shaving cream
• piratical blunderbuss
• pirrrate's currrse
• piscatini
• pixel chain whip
• pixel morning star
• pixel rock
• plaid swatch
• plain calzone
• plastic piranha pot
• plastic pirate hat
• plastic vampire fangs
• plexifoam chin strap
• plexiglass pants
• plexiglass pendant
• plexiglass pith helmet
• plexiglass pocketwatch
• plump free-range mushroom
• plush dogcat
• plush ferrelf
• plush mutated alielephant
• plush mutated alielf
• plush sea serpent
• polyeaster egg
• polyesterene powder
• polymorphic fastening apparatus
• pool shark hair oil
• porcelain powder
• portable Mayo Clinic
• portable housekeeping robot
• portable pantogram
• potato jacket
• potion of X-ray vision
• potted power plant
• potted tea tree
• pottery barn owl figurine
• powdered powdered sugar
• prank Crimbo card
• praying Grim Brother
• precision snowball
• pregnant gloomy black mushroom
• present
• pressurized potion of pneumaticity
• primitive alien blowgun
• primitive alien loincloth
• primitive alien necklace
• primitive alien totem
• profane eye patch
• proto-proto-protozoa
• protogenetic chunklet (elbow)
• protogenetic chunklet (flagellum)
• protogenetic chunklet (lips)
• protogenetic chunklet (muscle)
• protogenetic chunklet (synapse)
• protonic accelerator pack
• puff of smoke
• pumpkin spice whorl
• punch-drunk punch
• punching mirror
• purpleheart "pants"
• purpleheart logs
• puzzling ribbon
• puzzling trophy
• quantized familiar
• quantized familiar experience
• quantum disintegrator pistol
• quantum nanopolymer spider web
• quantum of familiar
• quantum watch
• quicksilver spurs
• raffle ticket
• ragged wool yarn
• rainbow glitter candle
• rainbow pearl
• rainbow pearl earring
• rainbow pearl necklace
• rainbow pearl ring
• rainbow sauce
• ramekin of space nuts
• ratatouille de Jarlsberg
• real cowboy hat
• record of infuriating silence (used)
• record of menacing silence (used)
• record of tranquil silence
• record of tranquil silence (used)
• recovered cufflinks
• red and white claret
• red coin
• red plumber's boots
• red rocket
• red traffic cone
• red white and blue claret
• red-and-green microcamera
• red-hot medallion
• red-soled high heels
• redwood rain stick
• refurbished air fryer
• rehearsing dramatic hedgehog
• repaid diaper
• repaired El Vibrato drone
• replica Elf Guard medal
• replica Ten Dollars
• replica bat-oomerang
• replica key
• research fragment
• residual chitin paste
• resolution: be kinder
• resolution: be smarter
• ribcage rollcage
• rigging knot
• right bear arm
• right half of a heart necklace
• ring
• room scale green bean casserole
• rope with some soap on it
• rubber WWBBDD? bracelet
• rum ball
• rutabuga bag
• rxr shield
• salmagumdi
• salty drippy candy bar
• salty gumdrop
• sampler size toothpaste
• sangria del diablo
• sausage golem
• savings bond
• scrap of shadow
• scroll of minor invulnerability
• sea mantle
• sea-worn candlestick
• seal lube
• sealskin drum
• second-hand knockoff engagement ring
• secret from the future
• sentient meat mass
• sequin-encrusted sweater
• set of Unobtainium straps
• shadow brick
• shadow glass
• shadow ice
• shadowy cheat sheet
• shadowy seal eye
• shaking skull
• shapeless wide-brimmed hat
• sharp tin strip
• sharpened hubcap
• shim of shame shale
• short glass of water
• short stack of pancakes
• short white
• shoulder-mounted Trainbot
• shrimp cocktail
• shrine to the Barrel god
• sicksilver ring
• sicksilver spurs
• siesta-ing Casagnova gnome
• signal receiver
• silicon-infused gluteal shield
• silk garter snake
• silky pirate drawers
• silver Dreadsylvanian flask
• silver cow creamer
• silver sausage
• sinister ancient tablet
• sinister demon mask
• sizzling desk bell
• sizzling seal fat
• skewered cherry
• skewered jumbo olive
• skewered lime
• skull capacitor
• skull gearshift knob
• slap and slap again recipe
• sleeping piano cat
• sleeping profane parrot
• slicksilver ring
• slightly peevedbow
• slightly thicker filthy rags
• slime fedora
• slime knuckles
• slime waders
• slime-covered club
• slime-covered compass
• slime-covered greaves
• slime-covered helmet
• slime-covered lantern
• slime-covered necklace
• slime-covered shovel
• slime-covered speargun
• slime-covered staff
• slime-soaked hypophysis
• small Crimbo Pressie
• small golem
• small stone triangle
• smoldering box
• smoldering leafcutter ant egg
• smudge stick
• snake skin
• snakeskin cowboy hat
• snakeskin jacket
• snakeskin thighboots
• snowman-enchanting tophat
• sober pill
• soft cap of diminishing returns
• software glitch
• solid chrome box
• soul coin
• soul monocle
• souvenir flag
• space beast fur hat
• space beast fur whip
• space planula
• space trooper helmet
• spaghetti breakfast
• spaghetti-box banjo
• spandex anniversary shorts
• sparking El Vibrato drone
• sparkly engagement ring
• special edition Batfellow comic
• spider leg
• spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip
• spinning wheel
• spooky rattling cigar box
• spring shoes
• spruce juice
• squirming Slime larva
• stained glass serape
• stained glass shards
• stained glass shield
• stained glass shiv
• stained glass spectacles
• stained glass stetson
• stained glass suspenders
• star pop
• starchy staff
• steaming evil
• stench cluster
• stench clusterbomb
• stick of firewood
• stick-on mini solar panels
• sticky sword blade
• stinky cheese diaper
• stinky cheese eye
• stinky cheese sword
• stinky cheese wheel
• strange paste
• strange stone pyramid
• streetfighting champion's belt
• structural ember
• stuffed dinosaur
• stuffed yam stinkbomb
• styrofoam peanuts
• subscription cocoa dispenser
• super-heated leaf
• super-sweet boom box
• superhero mask
• suspicious stocking
• suspicious-looking fedora
• sweaty balsam
• sweet potato o' mine
• sweet potato punch
• synaptic soup
• tabletop candy dispenser
• talisman of Seshat
• talkative skull
• talking spade
• tankard of spiced Goldschlepper
• tankard of spiced rum
• tattoo gun
• tattoo of two turkeys
• tearaway pants
• teddy borg sewing kit
• terra cotta tambourine
• terra cotta tidbits
• terra cotta tie tack
• terra cotta tongs
• terra cotta train
• terra cotta trousers
• terra cotta truss
• testy toolbox
• thanksgiving bomb
• the Archwizard's briefs
• the Crymbich Manuscript (used)
• the Ley Incursion's waist
• the finger
• thermos of "whiskey"
• thick walrus blubber
• thicksilver ring
• thought balloon
• throwin' ember
• tie-dye headband
• tied-up flaming leaflet
• tied-up flaming monstera
• tied-up leaviathan
• time helmet
• tin rations
• tin tam
• tiny Tina gun
• tiny baby scorpion
• tiny ballet slippers
• tiny consolation ribbon
• tiny ember
• tiny plastic "Santa Claus"
• tiny plastic Boris
• tiny plastic Colonel Brando
• tiny plastic Easter Island Bunny
• tiny plastic Jarlsberg
• tiny plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud
• tiny plastic Sneaky Pete
• tiny plastic St. Patrick
• tiny plastic Susie
• tiny plastic spoiler
• tiny plastic sword
• tiny prop sword
• tiny stillsuit
• topiary noseplugs
• toxo
• train whistle
• trampled ticket stub
• traumatic holiday memory
• trick coin
• trusty torch
• tryptophan dart
• turchucken
• turtling rod
• ultimate wad
• ultra-soft ferns
• ultracalcium
• unbreakable umbrella
• unearthed volcanic meteoroid
• unemployed hunchbacked minion
• unevolved organism
• unfinished pleasure
• uniclops egg
• unpowered Robortender
• unspeakable lozenges
• untorn tearaway pants package
• unwound cymbal-playing monkey
• unwound mechanical songbird
• unwrapped knock-off retro superhero cape
• vampyric cloake
• velour valise
• velour vambraces
• velour vaqueros
• velour veil
• velour veneer
• velour viscometer
• velour voulge
• vengeful spirit
• very large caltrop
• vesper
• vial of humanoid growth hormone
• vicious spiked collar
• villainous scythe
• voodoo doll
• wad of Crovacite
• warbear accoutrements chunk
• warbear bearserker greaves
• warbear black box
• warbear breakfast machine
• warbear drone codes
• warbear electric long johns
• warbear fancy fedora
• warbear fleece-lined warscarf
• warbear goggles
• warbear heated ushanka
• warbear long johns
• warbear officer greaves
• warbear party pants
• warbear plain helm
• warbear plain ushanka
• warbear plasma bowtie
• warbear soda machine
• warbear warscarf
• wardrobe-o-matic
• warm El Vibrato drone
• washboard shield
• water-polo cap
• water-polo mitt
• watermelon seed
• wax hand
• wax hat
• wax pants
• weasel stomping pants
• webbed comic mask
• weedy skirt
• weegee sqouija
• wet tack
• whale cerebrospinal fluid
• whalecake
• whalegun
• whalesteak
• wheel of camembert
• whirled peas
• whiskey squeeze
• white Dreadsylvanian
• white-label gin
• wicker knickers
• wickerbits
• wicksilver spurs
• wild honey pie
• witch's bra
• wolf whistle
• wooden salad bowl
• wormwood stick
• wormwood wedding ring
• wrapping paper
• wrought-iron flakes
• wrought-iron waders
• wrought-iron walker
• wrought-iron whisk
• wrought-iron widget
• wrought-iron wig
• wrought-iron winch crank
• wumpus hair
• wumpus-hair bolo
• wumpus-hair loincloth
• wumpus-hair net
• wumpus-hair sweater
• wumpus-hair whip
• wumpus-hair wig
• yam
• yam and swiss
• yam battery
• yam burrito
• yam martini
• yam mayo
• yam slider
• yellow puck
• yellow rocket
• your own black heart
• zombie accordion
• zombie mariachi hat
• zombie mariachi pants
• zombie monkey necklace