Museum :: CaptainRondo

CaptainRondo

Rank	Item	Quantity
#66	Überraschthexengebräu	7
#6	"DEBBIE" tattoo kit	1
#561	"DRINK ME" potion	3
#25	"I survived Y2K" T-Shirt	1
#116	"KICK ME" sign	1
#88	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	2
#201	"caramel" orange	3
#25	"honey" dipper	1
#91	"meat" stick	3
🥈	'Villa' document	1
#474	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	3
#141	1,970 carat gold	1
#911	1-ball	3
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#43	1/6th Pound Cake	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#123	11-leaf clover	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#18	17-ball	1
#14	18-picohertz resonator crystal	1
#192	1952 Mickey Mantle card	3
#1426	2-ball	1
#50	20-lb can of rice and beans	1
#124	25-meat staff	1
#770	3-ball	4
#364	30669 scroll	23
#452	33398 scroll	32
#361	334 scroll	15
#195	37x37x37 puzzle cube	2
#888	4-ball	3
#140	4-d camera	1
#116	4-dimensional fez	1
#164	4-dimensional guitar	13
#92	4:20 bomb	1
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1435	5-ball	1
#107	5-hour acrimony	3
#1072	6-ball	2
#158	64067 scroll	3
#320	668 scroll	2
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#654	7-ball	6
#50	7-inch discus	1
#1331	8-ball	7
#47	8-billed baseball cap	2
#60	8-bit banana	4
#626	9-ball	1
#30	99.44% pure math	2
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#255	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#224	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#67	A Guide to Burning Leaves	1
#60	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
#61	A muse-bouche	6
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#71	ASCII fu manchu	4
#785	ASCII shirt	1
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#87	Abyssal ember	1
#69	Accordion of Jordion	2
#37	Aerheads	1
#55	Affirmation Cookie	3
#84	Afternoon Delight	1
#74	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	5
#7	Agent Mauve	1
#80	Aggressive Carrot	3
#55	Agitated Turkey	1
#15	Aiolion	1
#29	Aldebaran sardines	1
#276	Alewife™ Ale	1
#16	Alexy sauce	2
#275	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#174	Alice's Army Bowman	2
#224	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#231	Alice's Army Coward	1
#156	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#73	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#40	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#38	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#30	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#31	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#28	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#15	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#4	Alice's Army Foil tattoo	1
#260	Alice's Army Guard	1
#206	Alice's Army Halberder	2
#213	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#228	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#226	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#262	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#161	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#256	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#259	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#260	Alice's Army Page	1
#267	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#174	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#252	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Wallman	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#415	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#16	Amanitee	1
#122	Ambitious Turkey	2
#33	Amnesiac Ale	2
#94	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	1
#20	Amulet of Perpetual Darkness	1
#1457	Amulet of Yendor	1
#124	Ancient Protector Soda	3
#2231	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#834	Angelhair Culottes	1
#948	Angry Farmer candy	41
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#570	Argarggagarg's fang	3
#27	Arr, M80	1
#41	Arrow (+1)	2
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#50	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	3
#60	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	2
#66	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	1
#64	Artist's Spatula of Despair	1
#64	Artist's Whisk of Misery	1
🥇	Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)	1
#788	Asleep in the Cemetery	2
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#181	Atomic Pop	2
#69	Aura Libre	1
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#42	AutumnFest ale	4
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#58	Aye Aye	1
#55	Aye Aye, Captain	1
#65	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#54	Azurite	1
#190	BACON	1
#311	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	3
#176	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	5
#497	BGE merchandise order form	7
#364	BGE pocket calendar	2
#551	BGE shotglass	13
#455	BGE temporary tattoo	2
#316	BGE tiny plastic toy	4
#73	BOOterfinger	4
#59	BOOtonniere	1
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#28	BRICKO airship	1
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#444	BRICKO brick	5
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#21	BRICKO cathedral	1
#25	BRICKO egg	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#451	BRICKO eye brick	1
#17	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#112	BRICKO pearl	1
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#38	BRICKO python	1
#105	BRICKO reactor	1
#107	BRICKO stud	1
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#55	BRICKO trunk	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#18	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#62	BROS Energy Drink	1
#83	BUBBLE GUM	1
#606	BURT	2
#76	Bag o' Tricks	1
#273	Baja sopapilla	2
#19	Bal-musette accordion	2
#843	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#78	Bangyomaman battle juice	6
#156	Barney's rake	1
#612	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#2035	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	5
#1256	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#591	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
#87	Barulio's bottle	5
#613	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#160	Bash-Ōs cereal	4
#46	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	2
🥇	Bastille Battalion control rig	1
#13	Bastille Battalion control rig crate	2
#53	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	1
#34	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	1
#79	Batfellow comic	1
#126	Battlie Light Saver	5
#186	Beach Buck	1
🥇	Beach Comb	1
#34	Beach Comb Box	1
#31	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	1
#73	Beignet Milgranet	2
#209	Belt of Howling Anger	1
#176	Ben-Gal™ Balm	8
#223	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#22	Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	1
#456	Better Than Cuddling Cake	4
#39	Bettie page	3
#15	Bicycle	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#102	Big Punk	2
🥇	Bird-a-Day calendar	1
#615	Bit O' Ectoplasm	2
#53	Bit O' Quail Spleen	3
#193	BitterSweetTarts	2
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#414	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#132	Black Body™ spray	2
#58	Black Hole	1
#229	Black No. 2	32
#41	Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	1
#31	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	1
#266	Blackfly Chardonnay	13
#495	Blatantly Canadian	2
#909	Bling of the New Wave	1
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#148	Blood 'n' Plenty	1
#568	Blood Light	1
#53	Bloody Nora	1
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#14	Bluzzard	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#188	Bohemian rhapsody	2
#41	Boletus Broletus mushroom	1
#44	Boltsmann ID badge	1
#534	Bone's Farm "wine"	1
#2385	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#35	Bonestabber	1
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#117	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	1
#16	Boosty Juice	2
#201	Boots of Twilight Whispers	1
#265	Boozehounds Anonymous token	2
#96	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
#20	Boris's Helm	1
#4	Boris's Helm (askew)	1
#22	Boris's beer	1
#19	Boris's bread	1
#170	Boris's key lime	2
#258	Boris's key lime pie	3
#290	Boris's ring	6
#1167	Boss Bat bling	2
#1049	Boss Bat britches	12
#114	Boss Drops	1
#78	Boulevardier cocktail	4
#18	Bowl of Infinite Jelly	1
#96	Bowl of Scorpions	2
#76	Bowlet	1
#60	Boxing Day Pass	2
#33	Boxing Day care package	1
#30	Brain Food Pastaco	1
#94	Bram's choker	1
#108	Brandonian footlocker key	1
#82	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	1
#1567	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	2
#22	Breathitin™	1
#68	Bright Water	1
#580	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	8
#4	Brogre bucket hat	1
#129	Bruno's blessing of Mars	1
#55	Bugbearclaw Donut	3
#19	Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	1
#1504	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#80	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	4
#42	Bustle Hustler	3
#15	Buttery Boy	1
#64	Buttery Knob	1
#283	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	2
#229	C.H.U.M. chum	3
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#364	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	3
#263	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	3
#288	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	3
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#244	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	3
#251	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	3
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1552	CRIMBCO mug	3
#1250	CRIMBCO scrip	25
#1421	CRIMBCO wine	3
#507	CRIMBCOIDS mints	6
#2141	CRIMBCOLOAF	2
#128	CSA all-purpose soap	6
#164	CSA bravery badge	2
#200	CSA cheerfulness ration	3
#201	CSA discount card	2
#408	CSA fire-starting kit	1
#180	CSA obedience grenade	2
#216	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	1
#45	Caipiranha	1
#45	Cajun accordion	1
#20	Calzone of Legend	1
#46	Camp Scout backpack	1
#126	Camp Scout pup tent	17
#32	Can of Spaghetto	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#36	Candicaine	7
#16	Candy Alexander	11
#10	Cantelope	2
#13	Caramel	1
#69	Carol of the Bulls	2
#68	Carol of the Hells	2
#68	Carol of the Thrills	2
#125	Carpathian longsword	2
#15	Carpricorn	1
#54	Celsius 233	1
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#76	Cement Mixer	1
#46	Centauri fish wine	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#35	Chakra Libre	3
#21	Champagne Shimmy	1
#73	Charity's choker	3
#49	Charleston Choo-Choo	1
#15	Charleston shoes	1
#23	Charter: Nellyville	1
#16	Chateau Mantegna room key	1
#9	Ched	2
#123	Cheer-Up soda	4
🥇	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	1
#370	Cherry Cloaca Cola	2
#50	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	3
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#176	Chester's cutoffs	1
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#49	Chinese curse words	6
#88	Choco-Mint patty	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#52	Christmas ham	1
#446	Chroner	13
#15	Chroner cross	1
#17	Chroner trigger	1
#43	Chubby and Plump bar	1
#37	Churchill	1
#288	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#79	Citrus Crush wine cooler	1
#114	Clara's bell	1
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#166	Claybender glasses	1
#48	Climate Colada	1
#168	Cloaca Cola Polar	1
#1733	Cloaca grenade	1
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1154	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#396	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	7
#600	Cloaca-Cola helmet	4
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#610	Cloaca-Cola shield	4
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#215	Cloak of Dire Shadows	1
#125	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	7
#16	Cobra Bowl	2
#75	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	1
🥉	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#1365	Codpiece of the Goblin King	4
#78	Coily™	1
#173	Coinspiracy	1
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#9	Cold Fang	1
#302	Cold Hots candy	23
#210	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	2
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#54	Comet Drop	2
#104	Comet Pop	1
#23	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	1
🥇	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	1
#164	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	3
#7	Conspiracy™ mascara	1
#9	Convincing People You Can See The Future	3
#227	Cookbook of the Damned	2
#21	Cool Brunch Pastaco	2
#673	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	3
#82	Cornbeefadon	1
#331	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	2
#393	Corpse Island iced tea	13
#190	Cosmic Calorie	1
🥇	Covert Ops for Kids (used)	1
#91	Cracklin' Oat Bran	4
#80	Crazymaker	1
#27	Crepes a la Lune	1
#97	Crimbeau de toilette	2
#40	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	1
#44	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	1
#42	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	1
#349	Crimbo Credit	12
#314	Crimbo Factory surprise box	5
#109	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	1
#716	Crimbo candied pecan	12
#161	Crimbo candle	1
#26	Crimbo cookie sheet	2
#88	Crimbo crystal shards	2
#123	Crimbo dinner	2
#18	Crimbo dog sweater	1
#199	Crimbo food scraps	2
#760	Crimbo fudge	11
#76	Crimbo paste	1
#691	Crimbo peppermint bark	12
#501	Crimbo pie	3
#144	Crimbo salad	6
#15	Crimbo sapling	1
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#17	Crimbo stockings	1
#57	Crimbo tattoo kit	2
#228	Crimbo train emergency brake	1
#17	Crimbo training manual	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#75	Crimbojito	4
#87	Crimbolex watch	1
#35	Crimbomega drive chain	2
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#260	Crimbonium fuel rod	4
#142	Crimbosmopolitan	2
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#135	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
#111	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#230	Crimbot battery	2
#269	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	9
#72	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	7
#162	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	2
#15	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	1
#38	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	1
#224	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	1
#93	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	5
#101	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	5
#122	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	4
#144	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	3
#111	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	5
#15	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	1
#206	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	1
#240	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	11
#63	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	8
#26	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	1
#30	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	1
#138	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	3
#276	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	8
#254	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	4
#129	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	3
#163	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	2
#316	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	6
#89	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	6
#172	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	2
#24	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	1
#280	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	3
#14	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	1
#273	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	8
#366	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	1
#345	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	4
#126	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	4
#39	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
#9	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	2
#20	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	1
#13	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	1
#47	Crimbow Rainbo	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#90	Crimboysters Rockefeller	4
#57	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	1
#58	Crimbuccaneer breeches	2
#115	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	2
#58	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	1
#78	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	2
#216	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	1
#84	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	1
#59	Crimbuccaneer lantern	1
#125	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	2
#36	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	2
#321	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	2
#91	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	1
#138	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	2
#47	Crimbuccaneer runebone	1
#129	Crimbuccaneer shirt	1
#32	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	3
#65	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	2
#35	Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	1
#88	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	1
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#105	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	3
#1754	Crimbuck	93
#31	Crimbylow-rise jeans	1
#51	Crown of Thrones	1
#2255	Crown of the Goblin King	7
#56	Cursed Punch	3
#17	Cycloney	1
#296	D roll	8
#16	DIY protonic accelerator kit	1
#289	DNOTC Box	1
#226	DUFRESNE Suds	1
#40	Dad's brandy	3
#1475	Daffy Taffy	9
#48	Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	1
#46	Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	1
#44	Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	1
#46	Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	1
#51	Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	1
#46	Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	1
#46	Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	1
#79	Daisy's unclean bloomers	2
#26	Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	1
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#55	Dark & Starry	1
#43	Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	2
#86	Das Überkühlraum trading card	2
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#12	Dear Past Self Package	1
#18	Deep Dish of Legend	1
#81	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	2
#107	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	2
#33	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	1
#1539	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#200	Diet Cloaca Cola	6
#15	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	1
#27	Dinsey Whinskey	2
#22	Dinsey face paint	1
#27	Dinsey food-cone	2
#4	Dinsey tattoo kit	2
#13	Dinsey's brain	1
#14	Dinsey's glove	1
#15	Dinsey's oculus	1
#14	Dinsey's pants	1
#9	Dinsey's pizza cutter	1
#12	Dinsey's radar dish	1
#2663	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#29	Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog	1
#79	Disgeist	1
#48	Dish of Clarified Butter	1
#30	Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	1
#313	Divine	1
#38	Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	1
#456	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	2
#357	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	20
#41	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	1
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#286	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	4
#46	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	2
#36	Doc's Fortifying Wine	1
#28	Doc's Limbering Wine	3
#25	Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	1
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#30	Doc's Smartifying Wine	3
#29	Doc's Special Reserve Wine	1
#190	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#16	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
#563	Dolphin King's crown	8
#845	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	2
#52	Doublepunchplanter	1
#636	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	5
#63	Drac & Tan	2
#95	Dramatic™ range	16
#289	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	1
#11	Dreadsylvanian cold pocket	1
#15	Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	1
#13	Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	1
#27	Dreadsylvanian grimlet	1
#8	Dreadsylvanian hemlock	1
#8	Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	1
#14	Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	1
#27	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	1
#11	Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	1
#16	Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	1
#23	Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket	1
#10	Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	1
#11	Dressage	1
#16	Drip Institute petri dish	1
#26	Drip harness	1
#4	Dripwood slab	1
#60	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	6
#994	Drowsy Sword	14
#18	Drunk Uncles holo-record	1
#63	Drunken Astrophysicist	1
#38	Drunken Neurologist	2
#38	Drunken Philosopher	2
#81	Dump Truck	1
#83	Duskwalker fangs	6
#130	Duskwalker syringe	3
#81	Dust bunny	33
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