Museum :: CaptainRondo

CaptainRondo

Rank	Item	Quantity
#64	Überraschthexengebräu	7
#5	"DEBBIE" tattoo kit	1
#561	"DRINK ME" potion	3
#24	"I survived Y2K" T-Shirt	1
#110	"KICK ME" sign	1
#86	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	2
#196	"caramel" orange	3
#24	"honey" dipper	1
#89	"meat" stick	3
🥈	'Villa' document	1
#474	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	3
#138	1,970 carat gold	1
#907	1-ball	3
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#43	1/6th Pound Cake	1
#71	100-Watt bulb	1
#117	11-leaf clover	1
#1150	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#18	17-ball	1
#14	18-picohertz resonator crystal	1
#188	1952 Mickey Mantle card	3
#1423	2-ball	1
#48	20-lb can of rice and beans	1
#123	25-meat staff	1
#766	3-ball	4
#364	30669 scroll	23
#452	33398 scroll	32
#359	334 scroll	15
#197	37x37x37 puzzle cube	2
#883	4-ball	3
#140	4-d camera	1
#114	4-dimensional fez	1
#163	4-dimensional guitar	13
#92	4:20 bomb	1
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1430	5-ball	1
#104	5-hour acrimony	3
#1066	6-ball	2
#158	64067 scroll	3
#320	668 scroll	2
#924	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#647	7-ball	6
#50	7-inch discus	1
#1325	8-ball	7
#47	8-billed baseball cap	2
#55	8-bit banana	4
#619	9-ball	1
#29	99.44% pure math	2
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#22	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#7	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#258	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#298	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#227	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#71	A Guide to Burning Leaves	1
#60	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
#60	A muse-bouche	6
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#70	ASCII fu manchu	4
#784	ASCII shirt	1
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#84	Abyssal ember	1
#66	Accordion of Jordion	2
#35	Aerheads	1
#55	Affirmation Cookie	3
#83	Afternoon Delight	1
#73	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	5
#6	Agent Mauve	1
#77	Aggressive Carrot	3
#53	Agitated Turkey	1
#15	Aiolion	1
#29	Aldebaran sardines	1
#273	Alewife™ Ale	1
#14	Alexy sauce	2
#269	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#168	Alice's Army Bowman	2
#220	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#227	Alice's Army Coward	1
#151	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#70	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#38	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#36	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#36	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	1
#58	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#65	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#29	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#29	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#27	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#56	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#15	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#58	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#4	Alice's Army Foil tattoo	1
#255	Alice's Army Guard	1
#200	Alice's Army Halberder	2
#208	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#222	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#220	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#259	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#158	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#253	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#254	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#255	Alice's Army Page	1
#262	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#168	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#248	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#251	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#252	Alice's Army Wallman	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#409	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#16	Amanitee	1
#117	Ambitious Turkey	2
#31	Amnesiac Ale	2
#93	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	1
#19	Amulet of Perpetual Darkness	1
#1460	Amulet of Yendor	1
#124	Ancient Protector Soda	3
#2227	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#834	Angelhair Culottes	1
#946	Angry Farmer candy	41
#389	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#295	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#567	Argarggagarg's fang	3
#26	Arr, M80	1
#36	Arrow (+1)	2
#231	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#48	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	3
#58	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	2
#63	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	1
#61	Artist's Spatula of Despair	1
#58	Artist's Whisk of Misery	1
🥇	Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)	1
#783	Asleep in the Cemetery	2
#438	Atomic Comic	1
#178	Atomic Pop	2
#67	Aura Libre	1
#26	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#39	AutumnFest ale	4
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#55	Aye Aye	1
#52	Aye Aye, Captain	1
#63	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#48	Azurite	1
#185	BACON	1
#311	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	3
#175	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	5
#498	BGE merchandise order form	7
#362	BGE pocket calendar	2
#551	BGE shotglass	13
#453	BGE temporary tattoo	2
#316	BGE tiny plastic toy	4
#72	BOOterfinger	4
#57	BOOtonniere	1
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#29	BRICKO airship	1
#49	BRICKO bat	1
#441	BRICKO brick	5
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#22	BRICKO cathedral	1
#25	BRICKO egg	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#450	BRICKO eye brick	1
#19	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#68	BRICKO hat	1
#33	BRICKO octopus	1
#60	BRICKO ooze	1
#48	BRICKO oyster	1
#64	BRICKO pants	1
#110	BRICKO pearl	1
#33	BRICKO pyramid	1
#39	BRICKO python	1
#106	BRICKO reactor	1
#108	BRICKO stud	1
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#54	BRICKO trunk	1
#62	BRICKO turtle	1
#19	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#62	BROS Energy Drink	1
#82	BUBBLE GUM	1
#591	BURT	2
#74	Bag o' Tricks	1
#269	Baja sopapilla	2
#19	Bal-musette accordion	2
#842	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#77	Bangyomaman battle juice	6
#154	Barney's rake	1
#611	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#2030	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	5
#1258	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#589	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
#85	Barulio's bottle	5
#615	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#159	Bash-Ōs cereal	4
#54	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	1
🥇	Bastille Battalion control rig	1
#15	Bastille Battalion control rig crate	2
#52	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	1
#33	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	1
#78	Batfellow comic	1
#123	Battlie Light Saver	5
#180	Beach Buck	1
🥇	Beach Comb	1
#36	Beach Comb Box	1
#29	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	1
#71	Beignet Milgranet	2
#205	Belt of Howling Anger	1
#176	Ben-Gal™ Balm	8
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#20	Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	1
#456	Better Than Cuddling Cake	4
#38	Bettie page	3
#15	Bicycle	1
#880	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#100	Big Punk	2
🥇	Bird-a-Day calendar	1
#613	Bit O' Ectoplasm	2
#47	Bit O' Quail Spleen	3
#194	BitterSweetTarts	2
#49	BittyCar HotCar	1
#34	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#38	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#408	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#130	Black Body™ spray	2
#55	Black Hole	1
#228	Black No. 2	32
#26	Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	1
#23	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	1
#265	Blackfly Chardonnay	13
#495	Blatantly Canadian	2
#906	Bling of the New Wave	1
#812	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#148	Blood 'n' Plenty	1
#568	Blood Light	1
#50	Bloody Nora	1
#523	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#13	Bluzzard	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#186	Bohemian rhapsody	2
#39	Boletus Broletus mushroom	1
#37	Boltsmann ID badge	1
#533	Bone's Farm "wine"	1
#2381	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#36	Bonestabber	1
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#118	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	1
#16	Boosty Juice	2
#200	Boots of Twilight Whispers	1
#265	Boozehounds Anonymous token	2
#95	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
#21	Boris's Helm	1
#4	Boris's Helm (askew)	1
#19	Boris's beer	1
#16	Boris's bread	1
#170	Boris's key lime	2
#255	Boris's key lime pie	3
#290	Boris's ring	6
#1167	Boss Bat bling	2
#1042	Boss Bat britches	12
#112	Boss Drops	1
#75	Boulevardier cocktail	4
#94	Bowl of Scorpions	2
#75	Bowlet	1
#71	Boxing Day Pass	1
#34	Boxing Day care package	1
#26	Brain Food Pastaco	1
#93	Bram's choker	1
#81	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	1
#1558	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	2
#19	Breathitin™	1
#68	Bright Water	1
#580	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	8
#4	Brogre bucket hat	1
#126	Bruno's blessing of Mars	1
#53	Bugbearclaw Donut	3
#18	Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	1
#1502	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#75	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	4
#41	Bustle Hustler	3
#13	Buttery Boy	1
#62	Buttery Knob	1
#280	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	2
#230	C.H.U.M. chum	3
#587	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#364	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	3
#264	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	3
#289	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	3
#35	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#245	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	3
#252	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	3
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1553	CRIMBCO mug	3
#1252	CRIMBCO scrip	25
#1421	CRIMBCO wine	3
#506	CRIMBCOIDS mints	6
#2141	CRIMBCOLOAF	2
#128	CSA all-purpose soap	6
#165	CSA bravery badge	2
#200	CSA cheerfulness ration	3
#201	CSA discount card	2
#407	CSA fire-starting kit	1
#179	CSA obedience grenade	2
#215	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	1
#44	Caipiranha	1
#45	Cajun accordion	1
#19	Calzone of Legend	1
#46	Camp Scout backpack	1
#127	Camp Scout pup tent	17
#31	Can of Spaghetto	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#35	Candicaine	7
#16	Candy Alexander	11
#9	Cantelope	2
#13	Caramel	1
#68	Carol of the Bulls	2
#68	Carol of the Hells	2
#68	Carol of the Thrills	2
#126	Carpathian longsword	2
#15	Carpricorn	1
#54	Celsius 233	1
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#75	Cement Mixer	1
#45	Centauri fish wine	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#311	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#33	Chakra Libre	3
#18	Champagne Shimmy	1
#71	Charity's choker	3
#42	Charleston Choo-Choo	1
#12	Charleston shoes	1
#22	Charter: Nellyville	1
#19	Chateau Mantegna room key	1
#8	Ched	2
#121	Cheer-Up soda	4
🥇	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	1
#369	Cherry Cloaca Cola	2
#50	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	3
#180	Chester's bag of candy	1
#174	Chester's cutoffs	1
#81	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#50	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#47	Chinese curse words	6
#86	Choco-Mint patty	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#456	Chroner	13
#15	Chroner cross	1
#17	Chroner trigger	1
#38	Chubby and Plump bar	1
#35	Churchill	1
#288	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#77	Citrus Crush wine cooler	1
#112	Clara's bell	1
#736	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#163	Claybender glasses	1
#48	Climate Colada	1
#170	Cloaca Cola Polar	1
#1728	Cloaca grenade	1
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1151	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#394	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	7
#597	Cloaca-Cola helmet	4
#904	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#608	Cloaca-Cola shield	4
#610	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#210	Cloak of Dire Shadows	1
#124	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	7
#18	Cobra Bowl	1
#67	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	1
🥉	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	1
#280	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#1364	Codpiece of the Goblin King	4
#78	Coily™	1
#171	Coinspiracy	1
#2458	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#9	Cold Fang	1
#300	Cold Hots candy	23
#208	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	2
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#53	Comet Drop	2
#105	Comet Pop	1
#22	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	1
🥇	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	1
#165	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	3
#6	Conspiracy™ mascara	1
#9	Convincing People You Can See The Future	3
#226	Cookbook of the Damned	2
#21	Cool Brunch Pastaco	2
#668	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	3
#80	Cornbeefadon	1
#329	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	2
#390	Corpse Island iced tea	13
#190	Cosmic Calorie	1
#89	Cracklin' Oat Bran	4
#79	Crazymaker	1
#27	Crepes a la Lune	1
#97	Crimbeau de toilette	2
#42	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	1
#45	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	1
#44	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	1
#349	Crimbo Credit	12
#301	Crimbo Factory surprise box	5
#110	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	1
#713	Crimbo candied pecan	12
#159	Crimbo candle	1
#25	Crimbo cookie sheet	2
#85	Crimbo crystal shards	2
#116	Crimbo dinner	2
#18	Crimbo dog sweater	1
#193	Crimbo food scraps	2
#760	Crimbo fudge	11
#73	Crimbo paste	1
#690	Crimbo peppermint bark	12
#496	Crimbo pie	3
#143	Crimbo salad	6
#16	Crimbo sapling	1
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#16	Crimbo stockings	1
#57	Crimbo tattoo kit	2
#219	Crimbo train emergency brake	1
#17	Crimbo training manual	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#74	Crimbojito	4
#88	Crimbolex watch	1
#35	Crimbomega drive chain	2
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#258	Crimbonium fuel rod	4
#135	Crimbosmopolitan	2
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#134	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
#109	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#229	Crimbot battery	2
#268	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	9
#73	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	7
#161	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	2
#15	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	1
#38	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	1
#210	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	1
#224	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	1
#94	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	5
#101	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	5
#122	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	4
#145	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	3
#110	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	5
#15	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	1
#206	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	1
#241	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	11
#62	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	8
#26	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	1
#30	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	1
#139	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	3
#276	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	8
#252	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	4
#129	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	3
#163	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	2
#315	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	6
#88	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	6
#172	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	2
#24	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	1
#281	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	3
#14	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	1
#273	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	8
#367	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	1
#345	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	4
#126	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	4
#39	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
#9	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	2
#19	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	1
#13	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	1
#42	Crimbow Rainbo	1
#2376	Crimboween memo	1
#89	Crimboysters Rockefeller	4
#58	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	1
#53	Crimbuccaneer breeches	2
#101	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	2
#53	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	1
#70	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	2
#183	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	1
#72	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	1
#51	Crimbuccaneer lantern	1
#130	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	1
#32	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	2
#252	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	2
#84	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	1
#120	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	2
#46	Crimbuccaneer runebone	1
#117	Crimbuccaneer shirt	1
#28	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	3
#61	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	2
#34	Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	1
#78	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	1
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#94	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	3
#1752	Crimbuck	93
#31	Crimbylow-rise jeans	1
#51	Crown of Thrones	1
#2248	Crown of the Goblin King	7
#55	Cursed Punch	3
#17	Cycloney	1
#296	D roll	8
#17	DIY protonic accelerator kit	1
#287	DNOTC Box	1
#224	DUFRESNE Suds	1
#40	Dad's brandy	2
#1476	Daffy Taffy	9
#45	Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	1
#42	Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	1
#41	Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	1
#43	Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	1
#47	Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	1
#43	Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	1
#45	Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	1
#79	Daisy's unclean bloomers	2
#27	Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	1
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#54	Dark & Starry	1
#43	Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	2
#85	Das Überkühlraum trading card	2
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#13	Dear Past Self Package	1
#17	Deep Dish of Legend	1
#81	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	2
#100	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	2
#31	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	1
#1537	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#200	Diet Cloaca Cola	6
#13	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	1
#26	Dinsey Whinskey	2
#21	Dinsey face paint	1
#26	Dinsey food-cone	2
#4	Dinsey tattoo kit	2
#12	Dinsey's brain	1
#14	Dinsey's glove	1
#14	Dinsey's oculus	1
#14	Dinsey's pants	1
#9	Dinsey's pizza cutter	1
#12	Dinsey's radar dish	1
#2660	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#453	Disco Banjo	1
#30	Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog	1
#79	Disgeist	1
#47	Dish of Clarified Butter	1
#31	Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	1
#312	Divine	1
#34	Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	1
#456	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	2
#357	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	20
#41	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	1
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#288	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	4
#45	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	2
#34	Doc's Fortifying Wine	1
#28	Doc's Limbering Wine	3
#21	Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	1
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#29	Doc's Smartifying Wine	3
#23	Doc's Special Reserve Wine	1
#190	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#15	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
#563	Dolphin King's crown	8
#843	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	2
#50	Doublepunchplanter	1
#636	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	5
#61	Drac & Tan	2
#95	Dramatic™ range	16
#284	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	1
#11	Dreadsylvanian cold pocket	1
#15	Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	1
#13	Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	1
#25	Dreadsylvanian grimlet	1
#8	Dreadsylvanian hemlock	1
#8	Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	1
#13	Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	1
#25	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	1
#10	Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	1
#14	Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	1
#22	Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket	1
#7	Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	1
#11	Dressage	1
#16	Drip Institute petri dish	1
#22	Drip harness	1
#4	Dripwood slab	1
#58	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	6
#994	Drowsy Sword	14
#19	Drunk Uncles holo-record	1
#62	Drunken Astrophysicist	1
#38	Drunken Neurologist	2
#37	Drunken Philosopher	2
#80	Dump Truck	1
#81	Duskwalker fangs	6
#128	Duskwalker syringe	3
#81	Dust bunny	33
#86	Dweebisol™ inhaler	1
#1665	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#1174	Dyspepsi-Cola	25
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#769	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	3
#988	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	2
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#33	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	1
🥇	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#37	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	1
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#40	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	1
🥇	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#35	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	1
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#49	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells	1
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#189	warbear exo-arm	1
#169	warbear feasting bread	2
#76	warbear feasting mead	10
#4	warbear fleece-lined long johns	1
#211	warbear foil hat	1
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#384	warbear gyrocopter	1
#341	warbear helm fragment	1
#6	warbear high festival pants	1
#195	warbear high-efficiency still	1
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#341	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	1
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#180	warbear jackhammer drill press	1
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#94	warbear liquid lasers	1
#273	warbear liquid overcoat	1
#8	warbear long johns	1
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#198	warbear oil pan	1
#8	warbear party pants	1
#9	warbear plain fedora	1
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#433	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	1
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#298	warbear soda machine assembler	1
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#156	warbear thermoregulator bread	1
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#74	warehouse clerk's glasses	2
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#15	watermelon seed	1
#37	wax banana	1
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#9	weasel stomping pants	1
#68	weathered barrel	4
#43	wedge of gray cheese	1
#78	weegee sqouija	1
#66	weighted paperclip chain	1
#96	weird gazelle steak	1
#52	weremoose spit	19
#6	western-style skinning knife	1
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#89	whale cerebrospinal fluid	2
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#120	whiskey in a broken glass	18
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#12	wicksilver ring	1
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#88	wiffle-flail	1
#13	wild honey pie	2
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#187	willyweed	1
#172	wind-up Whatsian robot	1
#100	wind-up ensign	3
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#60	wind-up navigation droid	6
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#57	wind-up spider	3
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#28	windicle	2
#129	wine spritzer	10
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#1130	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	1
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#33	woim	1
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#53	worksite credentials	1
#132	world's smallest violin	5
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#12	wrought-iron waders	1
#9	wrought-iron walker	1
#9	wrought-iron whisk	1
#11	wrought-iron widget	1
#13	wrought-iron wig	1
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#462	wumpus hair	1
#29	wumpus-hair bolo	1
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#14	wumpus-hair net	1
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#27	wumpus-hair whip	1
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#559	wussiness potion	13
#70	x-ray mirror	1
#1457	x-ray specs	1
#19	xo-skeleton-in-a-box	1
#32	yabba dabba doo rag	1
#177	yak anorak	1
#280	yak skin	2
#81	yak toupee	1
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#228	yellow drunki-bear	1
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#1796	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
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#59	yellow seashell	2
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#805	yeti fur	58
#2204	yo	1
#2046	yo-yo	2
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#34	yule grog	1
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#202	yummy death watch beetle	1
#51	zen motorcycle	1
#147	zmobie	1
#68	zombie	1
#74	zombie dinosaur egg	1
#161	zombie hollandaise	2
#1451	zombie pineal gland	2

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