Museum :: MysticalMolly

MysticalMolly

Rank	Item	Quantity
#28	Überraschthexengebräu	34
#5	"DEBBIE" tattoo kit	1
#459	"DRINK ME" potion	10
#11	"I survived Y2K" T-Shirt	8
#104	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	1
#109	"caramel" orange	19
#59	"meat" stick	11
#775	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#59	1,970 carat gold	21
#1433	1-ball	1
#20	1/6th Pound Cake	10
#57	11-leaf clover	11
#470	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	12
#63	1952 Mickey Mantle card	116
#1423	2-ball	1
#21	20-lb can of rice and beans	11
#123	25-meat staff	1
#1450	3-ball	1
#540	30669 scroll	10
#711	33398 scroll	10
#453	334 scroll	10
#222	37x37x37 puzzle cube	1
#1469	4-ball	1
#140	4-d camera	1
#114	4-dimensional fez	1
#441	4-dimensional guitar	1
#32	4:20 bomb	11
#395	5-ball	11
#67	5-hour acrimony	11
#1420	6-ball	1
#68	64067 scroll	10
#138	668 scroll	10
#924	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1483	7-ball	1
#50	7-inch discus	1
#2240	8-ball	1
#19	8-billed baseball cap	11
#32	8-bit banana	11
#619	9-ball	1
#34	99.44% pure math	1
#253	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	4
#248	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#280	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#258	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#298	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#228	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#71	A Guide to Burning Leaves	1
#60	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
#25	A muse-bouche	45
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#33	ASCII fu manchu	33
#784	ASCII shirt	1
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#84	Abyssal ember	1
#94	Accordion of Jordion	1
#37	Affirmation Cookie	11
#41	Afternoon Delight	11
#29	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	31
#56	Aggressive Carrot	11
#34	Agitated Turkey	3
#9	Aldebaran sardines	11
#138	Alewife™ Ale	11
#20	Alexy sauce	1
#269	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#226	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#220	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#227	Alice's Army Coward	1
#151	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#38	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	2
#38	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#36	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#36	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
#58	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#65	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#29	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#29	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#27	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#56	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#58	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#255	Alice's Army Guard	1
#245	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#208	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#222	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#220	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#259	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#158	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#253	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#254	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#255	Alice's Army Page	1
#262	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#168	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#248	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#251	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#252	Alice's Army Wallman	1
#9	Alice's Army booster box	2
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#60	Ambitious Turkey	11
#14	Amnesiac Ale	6
#8	Amulet of Perpetual Darkness	7
#68	Ancient Protector Soda	10
#875	Ancient Saucehelm	3
#1438	Angry Farmer candy	11
#117	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	11
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#785	Argarggagarg's fang	2
#12	Arr, M80	11
#28	Arrow (+1)	11
#22	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	11
#22	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	11
#22	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	11
#20	Artist's Spatula of Despair	11
#18	Artist's Whisk of Misery	11
#1131	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#62	Atomic Comic	5
#95	Atomic Pop	10
#38	Aura Libre	3
#29	AutumnFest ale	11
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#33	Aye Aye	3
#52	Aye Aye, Captain	1
#63	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#35	Azurite	11
#153	BACON	10
#1046	BGE merchandise order form	1
#562	BGE pocket calendar	1
#574	BGE shotglass	12
#674	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#436	BGE tiny plastic toy	3
#24	BOOterfinger	19
#29	BRICKO airship	1
#49	BRICKO bat	1
#392	BRICKO brick	11
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#335	BRICKO eye brick	11
#19	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#33	BRICKO octopus	1
#60	BRICKO ooze	1
#48	BRICKO oyster	1
#33	BRICKO pyramid	1
#39	BRICKO python	1
#40	BRICKO stud	25
#62	BRICKO turtle	1
#19	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#51	BROS Energy Drink	10
#30	BUBBLE GUM	24
#617	BURT	1
#30	Baja sopapilla	11
#19	Bal-musette accordion	2
#23	Bangyomaman battle juice	45
#589	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
#53	Barulio's bottle	11
#615	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#14	Bash-Ōs cereal	278
#30	Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy	1
#19	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	35
#41	Bastille Battalion control rig crate	1
#10	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	57
#15	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	13
#39	Batfellow comic	5
#180	Beach Buck	1
#36	Beach Comb Box	1
#29	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	1
#30	Beignet Milgranet	11
#205	Belt of Howling Anger	1
#131	Ben-Gal™ Balm	11
#20	Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	1
#520	Better Than Cuddling Cake	3
#17	Bettie page	11
#561	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	2
#21	Big Punk	24
#209	Bit O' Ectoplasm	11
#22	Bit O' Quail Spleen	11
#40	BitterSweetTarts	204
#49	BittyCar HotCar	1
#34	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#38	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#52	Black Body™ spray	11
#38	Black Hole	3
#375	Black No. 2	11
#26	Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	1
#11	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	11
#299	Blackfly Chardonnay	11
#242	Blatantly Canadian	11
#502	Blizzards I Have Died In	2
#37	Blood 'n' Plenty	16
#14	Bloody Nora	11
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#69	Bohemian rhapsody	11
#26	Boletus Broletus mushroom	4
#37	Boltsmann ID badge	1
#2381	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#36	Bonestabber	1
#24	Boosty Juice	1
#87	Boozehounds Anonymous token	11
#27	Bordeaux Marteaux	11
#21	Boris's Helm	1
#7	Boris's beer	11
#7	Boris's bread	11
#170	Boris's key lime	2
#106	Boris's key lime pie	11
#926	Boris's ring	1
#61	Boss Drops	11
#29	Boulevardier cocktail	11
#57	Bowl of Scorpions	11
#75	Bowlet	1
#55	Boxing Day Pass	3
#34	Boxing Day care package	1
#23	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	11
#1558	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	2
#21	Bright Water	11
#479	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	11
#31	Bruno's blessing of Mars	14
#26	Buddy Bjorn	1
#29	Bugbearclaw Donut	11
#18	Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	1
#831	Bulky Buddy Box	3
#33	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	15
#19	Bustle Hustler	11
#4	Buttery Boy	11
#17	Buttery Knob	9
#144	C.H.U.M. chum	11
#20	C.H.U.M. knife	29
#583	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#481	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#509	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#468	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#476	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1394	CRIMBCO mug	4
#1702	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#1643	CRIMBCO wine	2
#192	CRIMBCOIDS mints	11
#163	CRIMBCOLOAF	13
#173	CSA all-purpose soap	1
#180	CSA bravery badge	1
#163	CSA cheerfulness ration	10
#152	CSA discount card	11
#407	CSA fire-starting kit	1
#192	CSA obedience grenade	1
#215	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	1
#28	Caipiranha	4
#13	Cajun accordion	5
#5	Calzone of Legend	11
#46	Camp Scout backpack	1
#181	Camp Scout pup tent	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#53	Candicaine	3
#38	Candy Alexander	3
#105	Carol of the Bulls	1
#104	Carol of the Hells	1
#100	Carol of the Thrills	1
#135	Carpathian longsword	1
#54	Celsius 233	1
#21	Cement Mixer	7
#13	Centauri fish wine	11
#27	Chakra Libre	4
#4	Champagne Shimmy	11
#31	Charity's choker	25
#15	Charleston Choo-Choo	11
#7	Charter: Nellyville	11
#19	Chateau Mantegna room key	1
#194	Cheer-Up soda	1
🥇	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	1
#151	Cherry Cloaca Cola	11
#18	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	11
#70	Chinese curse words	2
#42	Choco-Mint patty	11
#467	Chroner	11
#22	Chubby and Plump bar	11
#8	Churchill	11
#288	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#27	Citrus Crush wine cooler	11
#74	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	1
#736	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#112	Cloaca Cola Polar	11
#888	Cloaca grenade	11
#1039	Cloaca-Cola	11
#320	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	11
#210	Cloak of Dire Shadows	1
#138	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	5
#67	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	1
#1871	Codpiece of the Goblin King	2
#121	Coinspiracy	11
#2458	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#9	Cold Fang	1
#476	Cold Hots candy	10
#72	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	11
#40	Comet Pop	11
#22	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	1
#234	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#22	Convincing People You Can See The Future	1
#35	Cool Brunch Pastaco	1
#1366	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#81	Cornbeefadon	1
#465	Corpse Island iced tea	11
#32	Cracklin' Oat Bran	30
#48	Crazymaker	3
#11	Crepes a la Lune	11
#132	Crimbeau de toilette	1
#1478	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#42	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	1
#45	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	1
#44	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	1
#676	Crimbo Credit	1
#139	Crimbo Factory surprise box	21
#110	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	1
#756	Crimbo candied pecan	11
#159	Crimbo candle	1
#16	Crimbo cookie sheet	11
#63	Crimbo crystal shards	4
#60	Crimbo dinner	11
#18	Crimbo dog sweater	1
#72	Crimbo food scraps	113
#811	Crimbo fudge	10
#731	Crimbo peppermint bark	11
#261	Crimbo pie	10
#143	Crimbo salad	6
#16	Crimbo sapling	1
#16	Crimbo stockings	1
#81	Crimbo tattoo kit	1
#50	Crimbo train emergency brake	85
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#40	Crimbojito	11
#88	Crimbolex watch	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#359	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
#70	Crimbosmopolitan	11
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#62	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	2
#47	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	2
#268	Crimbot battery	1
#88	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	60
#244	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
#38	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	1
#210	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	1
#224	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	1
#260	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
#246	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
#176	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	2
#260	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	1
#206	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	1
#92	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	59
#248	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
#26	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	1
#30	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	1
#220	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
#73	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	74
#87	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	18
#244	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	1
#217	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	1
#89	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	62
#245	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	1
#217	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	1
#24	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
#107	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	16
#14	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	1
#91	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	56
#84	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	20
#80	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	65
#254	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	1
#39	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
#23	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	1
#9	Crimbow Rainbo	11
#125	Crimboysters Rockefeller	2
#58	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	1
#42	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	11
#53	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	1
#102	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	1
#140	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	11
#72	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	1
#51	Crimbuccaneer lantern	1
#59	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	11
#66	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	1
#158	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	11
#84	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	1
#70	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	11
#46	Crimbuccaneer runebone	1
#42	Crimbuccaneer shirt	11
#78	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	1
#94	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	1
#34	Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	1
#78	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	1
#50	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	11
#1606	Crimbuck	119
#2647	Crown of the Goblin King	5
#24	Cursed Punch	11
#271	D roll	11
#17	DIY protonic accelerator kit	1
#63	DUFRESNE Suds	132
#24	Dad's brandy	11
#1424	Daffy Taffy	10
#21	Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	11
#23	Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	11
#22	Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	11
#22	Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	11
#23	Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	11
#24	Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	11
#21	Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	11
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#39	Dark & Starry	2
#79	Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	1
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#13	Dear Past Self Package	1
#5	Deep Dish of Legend	11
#47	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	11
#66	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	5
#31	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	1
#1537	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#121	Diet Cloaca Cola	11
#6	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	2
#9	Dinsey Whinskey	11
#4	Dinsey face paint	11
#6	Dinsey food-cone	11
#8	Dinsey tattoo kit	1
#14	Dinsey's oculus	1
#9	Dinsey's pizza cutter	1
#1165	Disco 'Fro Pick	3
#30	Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog	1
#190	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	1
#79	Disgeist	1
#24	Dish of Clarified Butter	11
#31	Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	1
#95	Divine	11
#14	Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	4
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#427	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	11
#25	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	11
#82	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	11
#429	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#54	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	1
#15	Doc's Fortifying Wine	11
#15	Doc's Limbering Wine	11
#21	Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	1
#36	Dogsgotnonoz pills	11
🥈	Dolph Bossin's charity note	1
#1416	Dolphin King's crown	2
#489	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	11
#50	Doublepunchplanter	1
#18	Drac & Tan	11
#539	Dramatic™ range	1
#202	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	11
#10	Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	1
#22	Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket	1
#9	Dreadsylvanian stew	2
#30	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	11
#1648	Drowsy Sword	5
#51	Drunken Astrophysicist	2
#12	Drunken Neurologist	11
#28	Drunken Philosopher	3
#46	Dump Truck	3
#114	Dust bunny	14
#33	Dweebisol™ inhaler	30
#813	Dyspepsi grenade	11
#1466	Dyspepsi-Cola	11
#21	Earth and Firewater	4
#31	Earth, Wind and Firewater	6
#100	Eau de Guaneau	6
#21	Ed the Undying exhibit crate	1
#174	Effermint™ tablets	10
#25	Egnaro berry	2
#66	El Vibrato restraints	4
#52	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	1
#32	Eldritch snap	3
#18	Electric Punch	1
#99	Elf Army machine parts	11
#652	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#83	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	1
#91	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	1
#73	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	1
#245	Elf Guard MPC	11
#46	Elf Guard SCUBA tank	1
#40	Elf Guard broom	1
#51	Elf Guard clipboard	1
#25	Elf Guard commandeering gloves	11
#36	Elf Guard eyedrops	11
#62	Elf Guard fuel tank	1
#59	Elf Guard hangover cure	1
#104	Elf Guard honor present	1
#75	Elf Guard hotpants	1
#72	Elf Guard insignia (general)	1
#81	Elf Guard insignia (private)	1
#23	Elf Guard mouthknife	11
#23	Elf Guard officer's sidearm	11
#80	Elf Guard patrol cap	1
#44	Elf Guard payroll bag	11
#53	Elf Guard red and white beret	1
#82	Elf Guard safety bear	1
#45	Elf Guard squirtgun	1
#79	Elf Guard strategic map	1
#79	Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	1
#71	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	11
#93	Elfin shortbread	11
#467	Elmley shades	1
#212	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#56	Elvish delight	10
#31	Elvish sunglasses	2
#37	Elvish underarmor	1
#39	En Una Fila Tequila	2
#17	Enchanted Flyswatter	48
#16	Enchanted Plunger	64
#22	Energy Buzz Pastaco	1
#517	Ent cider	11
#42	Event Horizon	3
#63	Everlasting Deckswabber	11
#25	Every Day is Like This Sundae	6
#19	Extra-slimy Slimosa	6
#25	Extrovermectin™	1
#34	Eye Agate	11
#21	Eye and a Twist	11
#959	FDKOL commendation	2
#271	FDKOL hotcakes	11
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#22	Fabiotion	5
#15	Falcon™ Maltese Liquor	11
#118	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#156	Fantasma en la Máquina	11
#138	FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	1
#141	FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	1
#148	FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	1
#42	FantasyRealm key	1
#11	FantasyRealm mead	1
#40	FantasyRealm membership packet	1
#10	FantasyRealm turkey leg	1
#27	Fauna Libre	4
#8	Feliz Navidad	11
#483	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	11
#253	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#36	Fettris	1
#1689	Feynman gate	1
#77	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	2
#18	Finnish Fish	7
#10	Firewater	11
#46	Fitspiration™ poster	58
#13	Five Second Energy™	7
#50	Flamin' Whatshisname	11
#35	Flaming Caipiranha	4
#33	Flaming Knob	5
#75	Flaming Mohobo	1
#21	Flaming Sazerorc	7
#11	Flan in the Moon	11
#12	Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory	7
#93	Flaskfull of Hollow	11
#21	Fleshazole™	1
#25	Flying Caipiranha	3
#30	Folder Holder	1
#74	Former Sheriff Dan's tin star	1
#52	Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	1
#46	Frankly Mr. Shank	1
#256	Frat Army FGF	11
#53	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	8
#7	French bronilla brogurt	11
#218	Friendliness Beverage	11
#30	Friendly Turkey	4
#43	Frigid Northern Beans	3
#214	Frogade	1
#20	Fromage Pinotage	11
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#210	Frosty's carrot	1
#7	Fu Manchu Wax	365
#343	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	2
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
#70	Fun-Guy spore	1
#167	FunFunds™	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#26	Fuzzy Tentacle	4
#178	GOTO	1
#254	Gaia beads	11
#281	Game Grid ticket	1
#263	Game Grid token	1
#123	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	10
#32	Gathered Meat-Clip	3,337
#24	Gearhead Goo	45
#175	Genalen™ Bottle	15
#11	Gene Tonic: Beast	11
#14	Gene Tonic: Constellation	11
#9	Gene Tonic: Construct	11
#8	Gene Tonic: Demon	11
#14	Gene Tonic: Dude	11
#6	Gene Tonic: Elemental	11
#8	Gene Tonic: Elf	11
#17	Gene Tonic: Fish	6
#5	Gene Tonic: Goblin	11
#7	Gene Tonic: Hippy	11
🥉	Gene Tonic: Hobo	11
#8	Gene Tonic: Horror	11
#12	Gene Tonic: Humanoid	9
#6	Gene Tonic: Insect	11
#7	Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	11
#6	Gene Tonic: Orc	12
#15	Gene Tonic: Penguin	11
#9	Gene Tonic: Pirate	11
#4	Gene Tonic: Plant	12
#6	Gene Tonic: Slime	11
#7	Gene Tonic: Undead	11
#11	Gene Tonic: Weird	11
🥈	Ghiaccio Colada	11
#60	Ghost Dog Chow	1
#56	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	2
#16	Giant black monolith	7
#27	Gin Mint	11
🥇	Ginsu™	1
#82	Glenn's golden dice	1
#34	Glo-Pop	10
#36	Glum berry	1
#32	Gnollish Crossdress	25
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#65	tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo	1
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#265	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#3931	tiny plastic Black Knight	1
#3174	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	1
#1147	tiny plastic Boss Bat	4
#372	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	3
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#59	tiny plastic Café Elf	1
#13	tiny plastic Cafe	1
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#577	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
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#99	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
#59	tiny plastic Dolph Bossin	1
#633	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
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#281	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
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#86	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
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#3868	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
#287	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	15
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#767	tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	1
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#2162	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	3
#1759	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	4
#1728	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	4
#77	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
#74	tiny plastic Krampus	1
#186	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	6
#214	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#45	tiny plastic Mer-kin baker	1
#44	tiny plastic Mirth	1
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#281	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	15
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#1763	tiny plastic Protagonist	4
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#486	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	2
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#1741	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	4
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#2051	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	2
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#1067	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	7
#1807	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	2
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#271	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	9
#2756	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	2
#75	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
#301	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#2618	tiny plastic accordion thief	2
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#243	tiny plastic animelf	1
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#73	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
#3300	tiny plastic barrrnacle	5
#243	tiny plastic batbugbear	17
#3957	tiny plastic beanbat	1
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#649	tiny plastic beebee gunners	6
#206	tiny plastic beebee queue	20
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#332	tiny plastic blazing bat	13
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#1807	tiny plastic cocoabo	10
#2176	tiny plastic coffee pixie	8
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#1238	tiny plastic cubist bull	6
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#2132	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	3
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#35	tiny plastic food lab	1
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#61	tiny plastic golden gundam	456
#2820	tiny plastic grue	6
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#2699	tiny plastic hermit	2
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
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#71	tiny plastic mime executive	1
#71	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
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#74	tiny plastic mime soldier	1
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#2810	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	2
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#1651	tiny plastic star starfish	11
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#1268	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	7
#1737	tiny plastic taco cat	4
#224	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
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what items are this player missing?