Museum :: MysticalMolly

MysticalMolly

Rank	Item	Quantity
#29	Überraschthexengebräu	34
#6	"DEBBIE" tattoo kit	1
#461	"DRINK ME" potion	10
#10	"I survived Y2K" T-Shirt	11
#72	"KICK ME" sign	11
#105	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	1
#113	"caramel" orange	19
#60	"meat" stick	11
#775	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#63	1,970 carat gold	21
#1436	1-ball	1
#20	1/6th Pound Cake	10
#63	11-leaf clover	11
#471	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	12
#63	1952 Mickey Mantle card	116
#1425	2-ball	1
#22	20-lb can of rice and beans	11
#123	25-meat staff	1
#1455	3-ball	1
#541	30669 scroll	10
#711	33398 scroll	10
#453	334 scroll	10
#219	37x37x37 puzzle cube	1
#1472	4-ball	1
#139	4-d camera	1
#116	4-dimensional fez	1
#441	4-dimensional guitar	1
#34	4:20 bomb	11
#400	5-ball	11
#68	5-hour acrimony	11
#1424	6-ball	1
#68	64067 scroll	10
#139	668 scroll	10
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1484	7-ball	1
#50	7-inch discus	1
#2244	8-ball	1
#19	8-billed baseball cap	11
#36	8-bit banana	11
#625	9-ball	1
#35	99.44% pure math	1
#255	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	4
#246	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#278	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#254	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#294	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#224	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#66	A Guide to Burning Leaves	1
#60	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
#26	A muse-bouche	47
#968	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#35	ASCII fu manchu	34
#784	ASCII shirt	1
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#87	Abyssal ember	1
#98	Accordion of Jordion	1
#37	Affirmation Cookie	11
#41	Afternoon Delight	11
#30	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	34
#59	Aggressive Carrot	11
#37	Agitated Turkey	3
#10	Aldebaran sardines	11
#140	Alewife™ Ale	11
#22	Alexy sauce	1
#274	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#92	Alice's Army Bowman	8
#88	Alice's Army Cleric	9
#72	Alice's Army Coward	10
#86	Alice's Army Dervish	3
#38	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	2
#40	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#19	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	2
#21	Alice's Army Foil Coward	2
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#65	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#30	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#17	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	2
#28	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#65	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#26	Alice's Army Foil Page	3
#35	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	2
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#34	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	2
#259	Alice's Army Guard	1
#248	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#85	Alice's Army Hammerman	9
#87	Alice's Army Horseman	9
#59	Alice's Army Lanceman	11
#261	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#161	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#256	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#260	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#259	Alice's Army Page	1
#266	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#174	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#252	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Wallman	1
#7	Alice's Army booster box	2
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#61	Ambitious Turkey	11
#16	Amnesiac Ale	6
#7	Amulet of Perpetual Darkness	11
#68	Ancient Protector Soda	10
#880	Ancient Saucehelm	3
#1437	Angry Farmer candy	11
#117	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	11
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#789	Argarggagarg's fang	2
#12	Arr, M80	11
#33	Arrow (+1)	11
#22	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	11
#22	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	11
#22	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	11
#19	Artist's Spatula of Despair	11
#18	Artist's Whisk of Misery	11
#1135	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#63	Atomic Comic	5
#98	Atomic Pop	10
#40	Aura Libre	3
#31	AutumnFest ale	11
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#34	Aye Aye	3
#54	Aye Aye, Captain	1
#64	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#41	Azurite	11
#157	BACON	10
#1043	BGE merchandise order form	1
#566	BGE pocket calendar	1
#577	BGE shotglass	12
#676	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#436	BGE tiny plastic toy	3
#25	BOOterfinger	19
#28	BRICKO airship	1
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#396	BRICKO brick	11
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#336	BRICKO eye brick	11
#17	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#38	BRICKO python	1
#38	BRICKO stud	27
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#18	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#46	BROS Energy Drink	11
#30	BUBBLE GUM	25
#632	BURT	1
#29	Baja sopapilla	11
#19	Bal-musette accordion	2
#25	Bangyomaman battle juice	46
#479	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	3
#53	Barulio's bottle	11
#613	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#14	Bash-Ōs cereal	278
#23	Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy	2
#15	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	70
#40	Bastille Battalion control rig crate	1
#8	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	103
#13	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	31
#39	Batfellow comic	5
#186	Beach Buck	1
#34	Beach Comb Box	1
#31	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	1
#31	Beignet Milgranet	11
#209	Belt of Howling Anger	1
#131	Ben-Gal™ Balm	11
#22	Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	1
#520	Better Than Cuddling Cake	3
#17	Bettie page	11
#563	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	2
#21	Big Punk	24
#210	Bit O' Ectoplasm	11
#23	Bit O' Quail Spleen	11
#41	BitterSweetTarts	204
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#52	Black Body™ spray	11
#38	Black Hole	3
#377	Black No. 2	11
#41	Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	1
#20	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	11
#300	Blackfly Chardonnay	11
#243	Blatantly Canadian	11
#502	Blizzards I Have Died In	2
#37	Blood 'n' Plenty	16
#15	Bloody Nora	11
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#69	Bohemian rhapsody	11
#12	Boletus Broletus mushroom	11
#43	Boltsmann ID badge	1
#2386	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#35	Bonestabber	1
#23	Boosty Juice	1
#87	Boozehounds Anonymous token	11
#27	Bordeaux Marteaux	11
#20	Boris's Helm	1
#10	Boris's beer	11
#9	Boris's bread	11
#170	Boris's key lime	2
#106	Boris's key lime pie	11
#924	Boris's ring	1
#61	Boss Drops	11
#30	Boulevardier cocktail	11
#58	Bowl of Scorpions	11
#75	Bowlet	1
#55	Boxing Day Pass	3
#33	Boxing Day care package	1
#90	Brandonian footlocker key	11
#23	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	11
#1567	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	2
#21	Bright Water	11
#479	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	11
#31	Bruno's blessing of Mars	14
#26	Buddy Bjorn	1
#29	Bugbearclaw Donut	11
#19	Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	1
#830	Bulky Buddy Box	3
#34	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	15
#19	Bustle Hustler	11
#5	Buttery Boy	11
#18	Buttery Knob	9
#143	C.H.U.M. chum	11
#20	C.H.U.M. knife	29
#583	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#480	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#509	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#467	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#475	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#530	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1393	CRIMBCO mug	4
#1700	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#1644	CRIMBCO wine	2
#193	CRIMBCOIDS mints	11
#163	CRIMBCOLOAF	13
#172	CSA all-purpose soap	1
#179	CSA bravery badge	1
#163	CSA cheerfulness ration	10
#152	CSA discount card	11
#408	CSA fire-starting kit	1
#140	CSA obedience grenade	11
#215	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	1
#28	Caipiranha	4
#13	Cajun accordion	5
#7	Calzone of Legend	11
#46	Camp Scout backpack	1
#179	Camp Scout pup tent	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#54	Candicaine	3
#41	Candy Alexander	3
#104	Carol of the Bulls	1
#105	Carol of the Hells	1
#101	Carol of the Thrills	1
#133	Carpathian longsword	1
#55	Celsius 233	1
#21	Cement Mixer	7
#13	Centauri fish wine	11
#28	Chakra Libre	4
#9	Champagne Shimmy	10
#33	Charity's choker	25
#18	Charleston Choo-Choo	11
#8	Charter: Nellyville	11
#16	Chateau Mantegna room key	1
#195	Cheer-Up soda	1
🥇	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	1
#150	Cherry Cloaca Cola	11
#17	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	11
#73	Chinese curse words	2
#44	Choco-Mint patty	11
#9	Christmas ham	11
#456	Chroner	11
#24	Chubby and Plump bar	11
#9	Churchill	11
#288	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#26	Citrus Crush wine cooler	11
#102	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	1
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#62	Claybender glasses	11
#112	Cloaca Cola Polar	11
#891	Cloaca grenade	11
#1040	Cloaca-Cola	11
#321	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	11
#214	Cloak of Dire Shadows	1
#140	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	5
#22	Cobra Bowl	1
#75	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	1
#1873	Codpiece of the Goblin King	2
#119	Coinspiracy	11
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#9	Cold Fang	1
#476	Cold Hots candy	10
#72	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	11
#40	Comet Pop	11
#23	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	1
#233	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#17	Convincing People You Can See The Future	2
#21	Cool Brunch Pastaco	2
#1370	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#82	Cornbeefadon	1
#104	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	11
#469	Corpse Island iced tea	11
#85	Covert Ops for Kids	1
#33	Cracklin' Oat Bran	34
#41	Crazymaker	4
#11	Crepes a la Lune	11
#135	Crimbeau de toilette	1
#461	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	11
#39	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	1
#43	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	1
#41	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	1
#673	Crimbo Credit	1
#144	Crimbo Factory surprise box	21
#109	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	1
#760	Crimbo candied pecan	11
#161	Crimbo candle	1
#17	Crimbo cookie sheet	11
#66	Crimbo crystal shards	4
#62	Crimbo dinner	11
#19	Crimbo dog sweater	1
#75	Crimbo food scraps	113
#809	Crimbo fudge	10
#732	Crimbo peppermint bark	11
#262	Crimbo pie	10
#143	Crimbo salad	6
#15	Crimbo sapling	1
#17	Crimbo stockings	1
#82	Crimbo tattoo kit	1
#52	Crimbo train emergency brake	85
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#40	Crimbojito	11
#87	Crimbolex watch	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#362	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
#73	Crimbosmopolitan	11
#117	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#62	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	2
#47	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	2
#269	Crimbot battery	1
#87	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	60
#244	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
#38	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	1
#224	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	1
#259	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
#176	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	2
#260	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	1
#206	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	1
#91	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	59
#248	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
#26	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	1
#30	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	1
#219	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
#72	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	74
#87	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	18
#244	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	1
#218	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	1
#88	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	62
#246	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	1
#217	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	1
#24	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
#106	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	16
#14	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	1
#90	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	56
#83	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	20
#79	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	65
#253	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	1
#39	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
#23	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	1
#10	Crimbow Rainbo	11
#127	Crimboysters Rockefeller	2
#57	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	1
#53	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	11
#58	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	1
#111	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	1
#172	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	11
#84	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	1
#60	Crimbuccaneer lantern	1
#64	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	11
#72	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	1
#212	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	11
#91	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	1
#82	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	11
#47	Crimbuccaneer runebone	1
#45	Crimbuccaneer shirt	11
#84	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	1
#105	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	1
#35	Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	1
#88	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	1
#57	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	11
#1607	Crimbuck	119
#2655	Crown of the Goblin King	5
#24	Cursed Punch	11
#270	D roll	11
#16	DIY protonic accelerator kit	1
#65	DUFRESNE Suds	131
#23	Dad's brandy	11
#1422	Daffy Taffy	10
#22	Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	11
#25	Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	11
#24	Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	11
#24	Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	11
#24	Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	11
#26	Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	11
#22	Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	11
#536	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#39	Dark & Starry	2
#71	Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	1
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#12	Dear Past Self Package	1
#8	Deep Dish of Legend	11
#45	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	11
#71	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	5
#33	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	1
#1540	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#121	Diet Cloaca Cola	11
#6	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	2
#10	Dinsey Whinskey	11
#6	Dinsey face paint	11
#7	Dinsey food-cone	11
#9	Dinsey tattoo kit	1
#13	Dinsey's brain	1
#15	Dinsey's oculus	1
#9	Dinsey's pizza cutter	1
#1167	Disco 'Fro Pick	3
#29	Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog	1
#193	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	1
#79	Disgeist	1
#24	Dish of Clarified Butter	11
#30	Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	1
#95	Divine	11
#16	Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	5
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#428	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	11
#25	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	11
#82	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	11
#428	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#54	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	1
#16	Doc's Fortifying Wine	11
#17	Doc's Limbering Wine	11
#21	Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	2
#36	Doc's Smartifying Wine	1
#36	Dogsgotnonoz pills	11
🥈	Dolph Bossin's charity note	1
#1417	Dolphin King's crown	2
#489	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	11
#10	Doublepunchplanter	11
#18	Drac & Tan	11
#538	Dramatic™ range	1
#206	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	11
#11	Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	1
#23	Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket	1
#6	Dreadsylvanian stew	4
#31	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	11
#1652	Drowsy Sword	5
#51	Drunken Astrophysicist	2
#11	Drunken Neurologist	11
#16	Drunken Philosopher	10
#42	Dump Truck	4
#115	Dust bunny	14
#32	Dweebisol™ inhaler	34
#815	Dyspepsi grenade	11
#1464	Dyspepsi-Cola	11
#22	Earth and Firewater	4
#31	Earth, Wind and Firewater	6
#11	Easter eggnog	11
#8	Easter grasshopper	11
#101	Eau de Guaneau	6
#478	Ecto-Cooler	1
#19	Ed the Undying exhibit crate	1
#176	Effermint™ tablets	10
#27	Egnaro berry	2
#124	El Vibrato power sphere	11
#54	El Vibrato restraints	8
#51	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	1
#32	Eldritch snap	3
#23	Electric Punch	1
#121	Elf Army machine parts	11
#653	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#89	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	1
#98	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	1
#79	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	1
#310	Elf Guard MPC	11
#53	Elf Guard SCUBA tank	1
#42	Elf Guard broom	1
#54	Elf Guard clipboard	1
#27	Elf Guard commandeering gloves	11
#40	Elf Guard eyedrops	11
#64	Elf Guard fuel tank	1
#64	Elf Guard hangover cure	1
#116	Elf Guard honor present	1
#84	Elf Guard hotpants	1
#71	Elf Guard insignia (general)	1
#90	Elf Guard insignia (private)	1
#25	Elf Guard mouthknife	11
#29	Elf Guard officer's sidearm	11
#84	Elf Guard patrol cap	1
#55	Elf Guard payroll bag	11
#58	Elf Guard red and white beret	1
#87	Elf Guard safety bear	1
#56	Elf Guard squirtgun	1
#88	Elf Guard strategic map	1
#85	Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	1
#86	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	11
#93	Elfin shortbread	11
#469	Elmley shades	1
#210	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#57	Elvish delight	10
#31	Elvish sunglasses	2
#37	Elvish underarmor	1
#39	En Una Fila Tequila	2
#18	Enchanted Flyswatter	51
#18	Enchanted Plunger	64
#14	Energy Buzz Pastaco	3
#517	Ent cider	11
#43	Event Horizon	3
#64	Everlasting Deckswabber	11
#25	Every Day is Like This Sundae	6
#19	Extra-slimy Slimosa	7
#30	Extrovermectin™	1
#38	Eye Agate	11
#20	Eye and a Twist	11
#956	FDKOL commendation	2
#272	FDKOL hotcakes	11
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#22	Fabiotion	5
#16	Falcon™ Maltese Liquor	11
#121	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#155	Fantasma en la Máquina	11
#138	FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	1
#140	FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	1
#146	FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	1
#42	FantasyRealm key	1
#12	FantasyRealm mead	1
#41	FantasyRealm membership packet	1
#11	FantasyRealm turkey leg	1
#12	Fauna Libre	11
#8	Feliz Navidad	11
#483	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	11
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#38	Fettris	1
#1689	Feynman gate	1
#76	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	2
#15	Finnish Fish	11
#10	Firewater	11
#49	Fitspiration™ poster	60
#14	Five Second Energy™	7
#12	Flag by the Foot™	5
#51	Flamin' Whatshisname	11
#36	Flaming Caipiranha	4
#33	Flaming Knob	5
#27	Flaming Mohobo	11
#23	Flaming Sazerorc	7
#12	Flan in the Moon	11
#9	Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory	11
#92	Flaskfull of Hollow	11
#21	Fleshazole™	1
#27	Flying Caipiranha	3
#30	Folder Holder	1
#74	Former Sheriff Dan's tin star	1
#53	Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	1
#46	Frankly Mr. Shank	1
#256	Frat Army FGF	11
#44	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	11
#198	Freddy Kruegerand	11
#8	French bronilla brogurt	11
#218	Friendliness Beverage	11
#31	Friendly Turkey	4
#47	Frigid Northern Beans	3
#214	Frogade	1
#21	Fromage Pinotage	11
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#213	Frosty's carrot	1
#7	Fu Manchu Wax	397
#344	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	2
#249	Fudgie Roll	1
#35	Fun-Guy spore	11
#168	FunFunds™	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#29	Fuzzy Tentacle	4
#179	GOTO	1
#254	Gaia beads	11
#283	Game Grid ticket	1
#264	Game Grid token	1
#127	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	10
#31	Gathered Meat-Clip	3,442
#24	Gearhead Goo	47
#175	Genalen™ Bottle	15
#11	Gene Tonic: Beast	11
#14	Gene Tonic: Constellation	11
#9	Gene Tonic: Construct	11
#8	Gene Tonic: Demon	11
#14	Gene Tonic: Dude	11
#6	Gene Tonic: Elemental	11
#8	Gene Tonic: Elf	11
#13	Gene Tonic: Fish	11
#6	Gene Tonic: Goblin	11
#8	Gene Tonic: Hippy	11
🥉	Gene Tonic: Hobo	11
#9	Gene Tonic: Horror	11
#9	Gene Tonic: Humanoid	11
#6	Gene Tonic: Insect	11
#7	Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	11
#6	Gene Tonic: Orc	12
#15	Gene Tonic: Penguin	11
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#75	LCD game: Garbage River	11
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#5	Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill	2
#25	Scuba Snack	36
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#69	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters	1
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#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
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#5	Sexy Cosmo	11
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#172	warbear bearserker potion	6
#248	warbear beeping telegram	5
#93	warbear blizzard mead	6
#292	warbear breakfast machine assembler	1
#188	warbear chemistry lab	1
#180	warbear drone assembler	3
#298	warbear empathy chip	1
#199	warbear energy bracers	1
#196	warbear exhaust manifold	1
#188	warbear exo-arm	1
#136	warbear feasting bread	4
#106	warbear feasting mead	6
#211	warbear foil hat	1
#49	warbear gyro	10
#51	warbear gyrocopter	14
#339	warbear helm fragment	1
#192	warbear high-efficiency still	1
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#72	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	16
#168	warbear induction oven	1
#179	warbear jackhammer drill press	1
#200	warbear laser beacon	1
#33	warbear liquid lasers	7
#220	warbear liquid overcoat	4
#295	warbear metalworking primer	3
#133	warbear officer requisition box	4
#198	warbear oil pan	1
#163	warbear procedural hilarity drone	8
#26	warbear rejuvenation potion	9
#337	warbear requisition box	2
#126	warbear robo-camouflage unit	10
#321	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	3
#298	warbear soda machine assembler	1
#40	warbear superpotion	6
#100	warbear thermoregulator bread	4
#344	warbear trouser fragment	1
#129	warbear wardance potion	12
#82	warbear warrior bread	4
#571	warbear whosit	11
#31	warehouse clerk's glasses	29
#251	warehouse key	1
#28	warehouse walkie-talkie	27
#7	warm gravy	11
#166	warm mushroom	11
#20	warm war shawarma	2
#38	wasabi marble soda	11
#30	wasabi pocky	11
#33	wasabi-infused sake	11
#10	water balloon	11
#18	water log	4
#941	water pipe bomb	1
#219	water purification pills	1
#475	water wings	1
#37	waterlogged bootstraps	1
#98	waterlogged cloth	11
#91	waterlogged leather	11
#93	waterlogged metal	11
#175	waterlogged stuffing	1
#138	waterlogged wood	1
#11	watermelon	11
#7	watermelon seed	11
#24	wax banana	2
#23	wax booze	3
#19	wax face	1
#17	wax hand	1
#19	wax pancake	4
#59	weathered barrel	11
#70	weighted paperclip chain	1
#18	weird gazelle steak	11
#77	weremoose spit	10
#126	wet stew	1
#7	wet tack	11
#129	wet venom duct	2
#56	whale cerebrospinal fluid	11
#98	whalebone corset	11
#8	whalecake	11
#39	whalegun	1
#58	whalesteak	11
#83	whatsit-covered turtle shell	1
#1538	wheel	1
#7	wheel of camembert	11
#20	whet stone	11
#51	whimpering willow bark	11
#220	whip kit	1
#7	whirled peas	11
#380	whisker pencil	11
#197	whiskey and cola	11
#110	whiskey and soda	11
#28	whiskey bittersweet	11
#111	whiskey in a broken glass	23
#215	whiskey sour	11
#10	whiskey squeeze	11
#261	white Canadian	11
#120	white Crimbo ball	11
#5	white Dreadsylvanian	5
#52	white Xanadian	11
#28	white arm towel	1
#366	white balloon	10
#48	white belt	1
#28	white blood cells	11
#668	white candy heart	11
#217	white chocolate and tomato pizza	11
#28	white chocolate chip brownies	11
#295	white chocolate chip cookies	11
#518	white chocolate chips	11
#135	white class ring	84
#246	white lightning	58
#40	white mana	11
#44	white page	11
#683	white picket fence	2
#728	white pixel	11
#174	white rice	11
#302	white satin pants	11
#193	white satin shield	11
#568	white snake skin	11
#123	white snakeskin duster	1
#339	white sword	11
#49	white tulip	11
#89	white whip	1
#24	white wine	11
#22	whole roasted chicken	11
#66	whole turkey leg	11
#119	wholeberd	1
#1664	whoopie cushion	3
#511	wicker shield	1
#4	wicksilver spurs	1
#89	wiffle-flail	1
#187	willyweed	1
#46	wind-up Whatsian robot	11
#2054	wind-up chattering teeth	1
#35	wind-up ensign	11
#565	wind-up meatcar	11
#32	wind-up navigation droid	11
#44	wind-up owl	11
#36	wind-up spider	11
#37	wind-up vampire teeth	11
#427	windchimes	11
#9	windicle	8
#107	wine spritzer	11
#211	witch hat	4
#21	witch wart	11
🥇	witch's bra	1
#36	witch's bread	4
#24	witch's brew	6
#566	witty rapier	1
#35	woim	1
#29	woimbook	1
#51	wok lobster	3
#532	wolfman mask	11
#89	wooden axe	11
#154	wooden block	20
#22	wooden salad bowl	11
#22	wooden spoon	1
#636	wooden stakes	2
#595	wool hat	1
#47	wool sock	1
#30	worksite credentials	2
#38	worst candy	10
#418	worthless gewgaw	10
#479	worthless knick-knack	10
#351	worthless trinket	10
#83	wrapped candy cane sword cane	1
#42	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	11
#24	wrestling mask	32
#82	wriggling tentacle	1
#97	wriggling worm	11
#232	wumpus hair	7
#29	wumpus-hair bolo	1
#14	wumpus-hair net	1
#28	x-ray mirror	24
#1454	x-ray specs	1
#18	xo-skeleton-in-a-box	1
#177	yak anorak	1
#81	yak toupee	1
#118	yak whip	1
#109	yakskin buckler	1
#106	yakskin pants	1
#64	yakskin skirt	1
#11	yam	11
#5	yam and swiss	11
#10	yam battery	11
🥉	yam burrito	11
#17	yam candy	11
🥉	yam martini	11
🥉	yam mayo	11
#4	yam slider	11
#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
#111	yellow brick road	11
#824	yellow candy heart	10
#64	yellow drunki-bear	11
#454	yellow gummi ingot	58
#11	yellow matter custard	11
#70	yellow pixel	11
#11	yellow pixel potion	11
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#2051	yellow plastic oyster egg	2
#248	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	9
#13	yellow puck	1
🥉	yellow puck with a bow on it	1
#19	yellow rocket	11
#52	yellow seashell	10
#1345	yellow snowcone	11
#364	yellow striped oyster egg	7
🥇	yield shield	1
#2204	yo	1
#1414	yo-yo	9
#605	yohohoyo	1
#4	yule grog	11
#81	yule gruel	20
#150	yule hatchet	1
#104	yule pup	1
#89	yummy death watch beetle	11
#70	zmobie	11
#34	zombie	11
#39	zombie dinosaur egg	3
#42	zombie hollandaise	65
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 95,686 items total!

what items are this player missing?