| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #122 | Boss Bat britches | 89 |
| #34 | Boxing Day care package | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #41 | FantasyRealm membership packet | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #31 | God Lobster Egg | 1 |
| #115 | Instant Karma | 98 |
| #143 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 4 |
| #42 | Microplushie: Bropane | 219 |
| #41 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 78 |
| #66 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 77 |
| #50 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 44 |
| #46 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 153 |
| #41 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 242 |
| #45 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 23 |
| #57 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 99 |
| #41 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 259 |
| #39 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 150 |
| #99 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 114 |
| #53 | Neverending Party invitation envelope | 1 |
| 🥉 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them | 1 |
| #879 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #666 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 2 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #776 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #890 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #666 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 2 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #699 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 2 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #41 | The Big Book of Every Skill | 1 |
| #195 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 17 |
| #270 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 1 |
| #95 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 11 |
| #68 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 11 |
| #214 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #341 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 2 |
| #254 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 1 |
| #1946 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #97 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #319 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #1808 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #315 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #268 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 6 |
| #178 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #448 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #66 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 28 |
| #794 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
| #279 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1088 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 9 |
| #42 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 274 |
| #128 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #92 | bowl of Bounty-Os | 1 |
| #13 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 2,303 |
| #628 | friendly cheez blob | 4 |
| #31 | kitten burglar | 1 |
| #37 | latte lovers club card | 1 |
| #28 | locked mumming trunk | 1 |
| #593 | macaroni duck | 4 |
| #612 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #490 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 2 |
| #503 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 2 |
| #1183 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #181 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 3 |
| #78 | sticky hand whip | 1 |
| #1333 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #721 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| #1543 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #25 | voter registration form | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #18 | xo-skeleton-in-a-box | 1 |