| #79 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 2 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #124 | Amulet of Yendor | 178 |
| #78 | Batfellow comic | 1 |
| #36 | Beach Comb Box | 1 |
| #22 | Black Bart's Booty | 1 |
| #120 | Booke of Vampyric Knowledge | 1 |
| #35 | Boxing Day care package | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #22 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 2 |
| 🥇 | Cincho de Mayo | 1 |
| #68 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 1 |
| #91 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #25 | Crimbo cookie sheet | 2 |
| #16 | Crimbo sapling | 1 |
| #98 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #21 | Crimbow Rainbo | 4 |
| #59 | Crimbuccaneer bombjacket | 1 |
| #77 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 1 |
| #112 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 1 |
| #55 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 1 |
| #54 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 3 |
| #172 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 2 |
| #22 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 4 |
| #33 | Crimbuccaneer lantern | 2 |
| #292 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 1 |
| #44 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 3 |
| #138 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 1 |
| #47 | Crimbuccaneer runebone | 1 |
| #119 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 1 |
| #80 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 1 |
| #40 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 3 |
| #35 | Crimbuccaneer tavern swab | 1 |
| #79 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #60 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 10 |
| #79 | Dark Jill-of-All-Trades | 1 |
| #31 | Distant Woods Getaway Brochure | 1 |
| #13 | Eldritch snap | 10 |
| #84 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 1 |
| #41 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 4 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| #325 | Elf Guard MPC | 1 |
| #46 | Elf Guard SCUBA tank | 1 |
| #41 | Elf Guard broom | 1 |
| #53 | Elf Guard clipboard | 1 |
| #84 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 1 |
| #78 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 3 |
| #43 | Elf Guard fuel tank | 2 |
| #60 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 1 |
| #77 | Elf Guard honor present | 2 |
| #77 | Elf Guard hotpants | 1 |
| #82 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 1 |
| #68 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 2 |
| #96 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 1 |
| #62 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 7 |
| #54 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 1 |
| #50 | Elf Guard safety bear | 2 |
| #46 | Elf Guard strategic map | 2 |
| #81 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 1 |
| #113 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 2 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #37 | Elvish underarmor | 1 |
| 🥉 | How to Tolerate Jerks | 1 |
| #106 | Jamaican coffee | 1 |
| #13 | LOV Entrance Pass | 3 |
| #34 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 7 |
| #351 | Meleegra™ pills | 27 |
| #48 | My First Paycheck envelope | 1 |
| #15 | Pillowbug | 1 |
| #56 | Swedish coffee | 1 |
| #85 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #80 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #67 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| #18 | Time Cloak | 1 |
| #561 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #402 | Valentine | 86 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| 🥉 | abominable snowcone | 59,973 |
| #48 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #30 | baby chest mimic | 4 |
| #46 | baby rigging snake | 2 |
| #688 | bag of airline peanuts | 41 |
| #224 | black candy heart | 53 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #2382 | bottle of goofballs | 8 |
| #190 | bottled day | 1 |
| #438 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #907 | box of sunshine | 283 |
| #833 | brick | 40 |
| #27 | brown pirate pants | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #296 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #41 | candied lime | 4 |
| #91 | cannonbomb | 1 |
| #34 | canteen of eggnog | 2 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #39 | cheer extractor | 57 |
| #184 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #49 | chest of "pirate gold" | 1 |
| #522 | clown hammer | 53 |
| #252 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| #140 | corned beet | 1 |
| 🥈 | cotton candy pillow | 1,881 |
| #234 | cymbal syrup | 47 |
| #66 | deed to Oliver's Place | 1 |
| #598 | defective skull | 33 |
| #2971 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| #8 | elevenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #4 | elevennis shoes | 1 |
| #5 | elevent | 1 |
| #490 | encoder ring | 32 |
| #172 | executive mime flask | 6 |
| #49 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| #345 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 85 |
| #676 | fake fake vomit | 46 |
| #359 | fake hand | 79 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #64 | flask of egggrog | 2 |
| #31 | free boots | 1 |
| #31 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 5 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #983 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #89 | gingerbread nylons | 3 |
| #89 | gingerbread pirate | 1 |
| #80 | grog nuts | 3 |
| #30 | gunwale | 1 |
| #1993 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #16 | hockey stick of furious angry rage | 1 |
| 🥈 | ice house | 400 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #115 | jazz soap | 205 |
| #106 | joybuzzer | 212 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #449 | mafia aria | 51 |
| #700 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 39 |
| #281 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 6 |
| #211 | magical pony: Pearjack | 8 |
| #241 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 8 |
| #245 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 7 |
| #270 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 6 |
| #181 | magical pony: Uniquity | 12 |
| #25 | massive wrench | 3 |
| #38 | mime army camouflage kit | 4 |
| #271 | mood ring | 42 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #2216 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #55 | pail | 178 |
| #89 | panicked kernel | 1 |
| #43 | pet anchor | 6 |
| #629 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 37 |
| #544 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 55 |
| #134 | pickled bread | 1 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #24 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 1 |
| #41 | pirate encryption key alpha | 1 |
| #40 | pirate encryption key bravo | 1 |
| #45 | pirate encryption key charlie | 1 |
| #39 | pirate encryption key delta | 1 |
| #16 | plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 1 |
| #18 | plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 1 |
| #17 | plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 1 |
| #10 | plans for depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| #15 | plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask | 1 |
| #18 | plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards | 1 |
| #89 | prank Crimbo card | 1 |
| #16 | precision snowball | 112 |
| #310 | pretty flower | 542 |
| #224 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #13 | rainbow tie | 15 |
| #26 | replica Elf Guard medal | 2 |
| #740 | rubber emo roe | 39 |
| #73 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 3 |
| #44 | rune-strewn spoon cocoon | 1 |
| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #140 | salted mutton | 1 |
| #75 | sawed-off blunderbuss | 1 |
| #51 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #137 | silent B | 1 |
| #58 | silent C | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #56 | silent E | 1 |
| #75 | silent F | 1 |
| #62 | silent G | 1 |
| #133 | silent H | 1 |
| #202 | silent I | 1 |
| #172 | silent J | 1 |
| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #147 | silent L | 1 |
| #191 | silent M | 1 |
| #68 | silent N | 1 |
| #240 | silent O | 1 |
| #210 | silent P | 1 |
| #85 | silent Q | 1 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #68 | silent S | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #63 | silent U | 1 |
| #73 | silent V | 1 |
| #122 | silent W | 1 |
| #185 | silent X | 1 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #120 | silent Z | 1 |
| #31 | sinistral homunculus | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #3927 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 10 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #2412 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 20 |
| #3370 | stuffed angry cow | 13 |
| #7002 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #4574 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2122 | stuffed cocoabo | 23 |
| #1521 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2 |
| #2802 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 17 |
| #1827 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 28 |
| #2672 | stuffed hand turkey | 18 |
| #770 | stuffed key | 70 |
| #38 | stuffed kraken | 3 |
| #2773 | stuffed mind flayer | 17 |
| #3080 | stuffed scary death orb | 15 |
| #2574 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 19 |
| #3261 | stuffed snowy owl | 13 |
| #4043 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 10 |
| #4242 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #786 | stuffed treasure chest | 66 |
| #3561 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 12 |
| #80 | sugarplum ration | 3 |
| #46 | sundae ration | 13 |
| #1226 | support cummerbund | 2 |
| #13 | third-hand nunchaku | 136 |
| #15 | time-twitching toolbelt | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #207 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 21 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #202 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 12 |
| #114 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 18 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #271 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 4 |
| #179 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 22 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #119 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 16 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #283 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 15 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #240 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 18 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #116 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 9 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #209 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 20 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #143 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 15 |
| #127 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 8 |
| #221 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 19 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #149 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 14 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #216 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 20 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #308 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 14 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #144 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 28 |
| #163 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 24 |
| #131 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 27 |
| #186 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 22 |
| #179 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 23 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #162 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 26 |
| #161 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 24 |
| #173 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 23 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic fire servant | 13 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #109 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 33 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #246 | tiny plastic moneybee | 17 |
| #116 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 31 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic peacannon | 12 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #186 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 12 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #306 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 8 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #2730 | toast | 13 |
| #214 | transparent nog | 2 |
| #55 | trick coin | 2 |
| #40 | unoccupied sheep suit | 1 |
| #37 | whalegun | 1 |
| #692 | whoopie cushion | 44 |
| #765 | wind-up chattering teeth | 37 |
| #50 | wrapped candy cane sword cane | 2 |
| #448 | x-ray specs | 46 |
| #694 | yellow snowcone | 47 |