gizpotato

RankItemQuantity
#777A. W. O. L. commendation3
#156Alice's Army Dervish1
#161Alice's Army Martyr1
#2230Ancient Saucehelm1
#613Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
#2033Baron von Ratsworth's monocle5
#1256Baron von Ratsworth's tophat1
#2384Bonerdagon necklace1
#1673Boss Bat bling1
#2773Boss Bat britches1
#2097CRIMBCO mug1
#575Cloaca grenade25
#889Cloaca-Cola20
#1153Cloaca-Cola c-rations1
#1061Cloaca-Cola fatigues2
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#428Cloaca-Cola knapsack5
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#2407Codpiece of the Goblin King1
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#1369Copper Alpha of Sincerity1
#1483Crimbo Candy Cookbook1
#136Crimbuck4,480
#1744Crown of the Goblin King11
#915Dickory Farms Gift Basket5
#1496Dr. Hobo's scalpel1
#2267Drowsy Sword2
#414Dyspepsi grenade32
#1594Dyspepsi-Cola8
#1084Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#494Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack4
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#1786El Sombrero De Lopez1
#546FDKOL commendation129
#307FDKOL hotcakes10
#61FDKOL tattoo1
🥈Fuzzby1
#1600Glass Balls of the Goblin King1
#1049Go-Wassail1
#85Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog1
#1674Iron Beta of Industry1
🥇Jackass Plumber home game1
#47Loathing Legion knife1
#3899Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet1
#1134Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler1
#1027Mr. Mediocrebar44
#1158Rock Pops37
#1610Scalp of Gorgolok2
#24Single Alice's Army Foil1
#70Small Medium1
#67Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire1
#5Spooky Putty sheet1
#1946Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette1
#1295Time Juice1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#1612Yellow Moon of Compassion1
#139Yeti Protest Sign1
#1485Yummy Tummy bean87
#48a cute angel1
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary pewter cape1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
🥈anniversary tiny latex mask1
#737antique 8-Bit Power magazine1
#573antique pair of blue jeans1
#588antique souvenir drawing1
#769aspirin1
#407baconstone pendant1
#261baconstone ring1
#3935badass belt9
#898baggie of powdered sugar7
#2042ball1
#1035bath ball gift set3
#977belemnite fossil1
#524bell-shaped Crimbo cookie2
#1818black paisley oyster egg2
#1464black plastic oyster egg2
#592black snowcone3
#2665black striped oyster egg1
#137blank diary1
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
#1676blue plastic oyster egg2
#1242blue polka-dot oyster egg3
#877blue snowcone1
#2621blue striped oyster egg1
#670bottle of antifreeze1
#437bow1
#47box of bear arms1
#590bronze breastplate1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#228burrowgrub hive1
#2152can of CRIMBCOLA1
#44can of Rain-Doh1
#3615candy cane3
#76carrot nose1
#72chitinous pod1
#227chunk of depleted Grimacite48
#597coffin lid1
#57deadly nightshade1
#30deanimated reanimator's coffin1
#1687delicious salad2
#1640doll house1
#1505drywall axe3
#1476duck-on-a-string1
#255duct tape wallet1
#2499easter egg balloon7
#1838eggnog4
#871empty blowgun1
#1439facsimile dictionary3
#79fairy-worn boots1
#686festive sausage2
#261fiery wing13
#692[2426]fire flower1
#88forbidden sausage3
#368forest tears1
#378fossilized baboon skull1
#329fossilized bat skull1
#592fossilized limb8
#306fossilized spider skull1
#619fossilized spike3
#563fossilized spine1
#696fossilized wing1
#371fossilized wyrm skull1
#740frigid fudgepuck1
#2467fruitcake3
#571fudgecule1,154
#3221fuzzy dice2
#1279giant discarded bottlecap2
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#1517giant discarded torn-up glove1
#1858gingerbread bugbear7
#3042gingerbread horror2
#2812gingerbread mutant bugbear1
#200glowing fungus1
#115green eggnog1
#841green snowcone1
#2196grue egg10
#984guy made of bee pollen1
#77hamethyst bracelet3
#328hamethyst necklace1
#133hamethyst ring2
#4481handful of confetti2
#626holiday cheese log2
#1282iron pasta spoon1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#2060kite1
#1898kneecapping stick1
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#1135loaded serum blowgun3
#1086marionette1
#2254mauve plastic oyster egg1
#425molten brick2
#1437mushroom fermenting solution3
#2847obsidian dagger2
#1123off-white plastic oyster egg4
#2436oozenog1
#861orange snowcone1
#30orange traffic cone1
#1761pail1
#2716pet rock1
#273porquoise bracelet1
#186porquoise eyebrow ring1
#294porquoise necklace1
#2034puce paisley oyster egg1
#855puce plastic oyster egg4
#1564puce polka-dot oyster egg2
#890purple snowcone1
#1303rag doll1
#851red paisley oyster egg4
#1078red polka-dot oyster egg3
#845red snowcone1
#1298rib of the Bonerdagon1
#1525shiny ring10
#1097sleeping snowy owl1
#1348sock monkey1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#1203spectral pickle2
#1398spooky bicycle chain1
#1367spooky cosmetics bag1
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#1799stainless steel scarf1
#1710stainless steel shillelagh2
#2140stainless steel skullcap1
#1119string of blue beads10
#1119string of green beads10
#1121string of red beads10
#3201stuffed doppelshifter1
#2033teddy bear1
#595tiny bottle of absinthe10
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2899tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#4498tiny plastic disco bandit1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4038tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#2068top1
#1580towel2
#1384toy train1
#478tree skirt1
#1038tree-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#2818yellow plastic oyster egg1
#2364yo-yo1
#1862zombie pineal gland1

Wow, that's 6,457 items total!

what items are this player missing?