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| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #75 | Bag o' Tricks | 1 |
| #89 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 81 |
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| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
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| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
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| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
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| #675 | Crown of the Goblin King | 37 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
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| #491 | Drowsy Sword | 39 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #335 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #110 | Kiss the Knob apron | 1 |
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| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #94 | Libram of BRICKOs | 1 |
| #49 | Loathing Legion knife | 1 |
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| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
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| #110 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 1 |
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| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
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| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
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| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
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| #431 | asbestos apron | 1 |
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| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
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| #94 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
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| #22 | burrowgrub hive | 6 |
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| #287 | dusty third lumbar vertebra | 1 |
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| #398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
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| #439 | elven cellocello | 32 |
| #326 | elven moonshine | 36 |
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| #49 | fetid feather | 255 |
| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #55 | flaming feather | 263 |
| #53 | flirtatious feather | 141 |
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| #57 | frightful feather | 219 |
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| #210 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #246 | gray bow tie | 27 |
| #368 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #188 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #964 | handful of confetti | 43 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #1993 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #694 | herringcello | 25 |
| #147 | hipposkin poncho | 1 |
| #74 | infant sandworm | 1 |
| #419 | invisible bag | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #652 | jar of swamp gas | 31 |
| #1412 | kite | 3 |
| #326 | knuckle sandwich | 76 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #144 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #545 | loaded serum blowgun | 8 |
| #923 | logic synthesizer | 9 |
| #83 | lucky rabbit's foot | 54 |
| #1896 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #245 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #169 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #442 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 2 |
| #2042 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #691 | nanite-infested eggnog | 7 |
| #1023 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #231 | nanofiber cloth | 27 |
| #848 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #38 | organ grinder | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
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| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #236 | patent leather shoes | 28 |
| #464 | penguin focaccia bread | 30 |
| #301 | penguin thesaurus | 24 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #54 | petrified time | 6 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #137 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 5 |
| #1395 | polyalloy shield | 3 |
| #886 | possessed top | 6 |
| #243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #422 | really dense meat stack | 15 |
| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #125 | roll of toilet paper | 907 |
| #1488 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 5 |
| #2789 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1308 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 6 |
| #1259 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 6 |
| #154 | safety vest | 1 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #477 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #436 | spade necklace | 15 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1127 | spooky eggnog | 5 |
| #1248 | spooky felt | 5 |
| #857 | spooky length of string | 11 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1136 | spooky toy wheel | 3 |
| #1182 | spooky wooden block | 4 |
| #65 | squamous polyp | 1 |
| #287 | star shirt | 1 |
| #273 | stick of "gum" | 7 |
| #128 | stick of dynamite | 25 |
| #118 | string of Crimbo lights | 5 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1480 | stuffed gray blob | 8 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #1276 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 5 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #59 | suspicious stocking | 1 |
| #40 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 13 |
| #222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1062 | top | 4 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #451 | toy hoverpad | 31 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1607 | tree-eating kite | 10 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #183 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| #1345 | unstable DNA | 22 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #526 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 19 |
| #2083 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 6 |
| #899 | wad of cotton | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #177 | yak anorak | 1 |
| #755 | zombie pineal gland | 6 |