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| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #76 | Bag o' Tricks | 1 |
| #90 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 81 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #82 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
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| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1767 | Crimbuck | 86 |
| #675 | Crown of the Goblin King | 37 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
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| #490 | Drowsy Sword | 39 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #110 | Kiss the Knob apron | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1063 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #94 | Libram of BRICKOs | 1 |
| #47 | Loathing Legion knife | 1 |
| #495 | M-242 | 11 |
| #262 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #231 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
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| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #109 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 1 |
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| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #249 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
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| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
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| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
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| #433 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #410 | badass belt | 106 |
| #498 | banana-frosted king cake | 5 |
| #1660 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
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| #95 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| #591 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
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| #22 | burrowgrub hive | 6 |
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| #1499 | carbon nanotube frame | 3 |
| #448 | cheap elven gloves | 10 |
| #714 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
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| #202 | clownskin harness | 1 |
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| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #91 | container of Spooky Putty | 1 |
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| #821 | dollhive | 7 |
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| #296 | dusty left second rib | 1 |
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| #286 | dusty left third front claw | 1 |
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| #287 | dusty third lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #288 | dusty third thoracic vertebra | 1 |
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| #399 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
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| #442 | elven cellocello | 32 |
| #325 | elven moonshine | 36 |
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| #49 | fetid feather | 255 |
| #324 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #55 | flaming feather | 263 |
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| #57 | frightful feather | 219 |
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| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
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| #214 | gingerbread house | 3 |
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| #209 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #246 | gray bow tie | 27 |
| #368 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #190 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #971 | handful of confetti | 43 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #1997 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #696 | herringcello | 25 |
| #147 | hipposkin poncho | 1 |
| #71 | infant sandworm | 1 |
| #421 | invisible bag | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #652 | jar of swamp gas | 31 |
| #1412 | kite | 3 |
| #326 | knuckle sandwich | 76 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #141 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #545 | loaded serum blowgun | 8 |
| #922 | logic synthesizer | 9 |
| #85 | lucky rabbit's foot | 54 |
| #1892 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #248 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #236 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #444 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 2 |
| #2043 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #695 | nanite-infested eggnog | 7 |
| #1022 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #1477 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #231 | nanofiber cloth | 27 |
| #848 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #35 | organ grinder | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #236 | patent leather shoes | 28 |
| #464 | penguin focaccia bread | 30 |
| #301 | penguin thesaurus | 24 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #52 | petrified time | 6 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #137 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 5 |
| #1395 | polyalloy shield | 3 |
| #888 | possessed top | 6 |
| #246 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #425 | really dense meat stack | 15 |
| #309 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #125 | roll of toilet paper | 907 |
| #1490 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 5 |
| #2794 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1309 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 6 |
| #1265 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 6 |
| #156 | safety vest | 1 |
| #938 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #478 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #437 | spade necklace | 15 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1127 | spooky eggnog | 5 |
| #1248 | spooky felt | 5 |
| #856 | spooky length of string | 11 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1136 | spooky toy wheel | 3 |
| #1181 | spooky wooden block | 4 |
| #64 | squamous polyp | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #273 | stick of "gum" | 7 |
| #128 | stick of dynamite | 25 |
| #118 | string of Crimbo lights | 5 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1479 | stuffed gray blob | 8 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #1276 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 5 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #59 | suspicious stocking | 1 |
| #40 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 13 |
| #223 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1063 | top | 4 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #451 | toy hoverpad | 31 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1608 | tree-eating kite | 10 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #183 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| #1343 | unstable DNA | 22 |
| #667 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #529 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 19 |
| #2081 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 6 |
| #899 | wad of cotton | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #603 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| #176 | yak anorak | 1 |
| #756 | zombie pineal gland | 6 |