| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #571 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 3 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #182 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 5 |
| #481 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 2 |
| #188 | BGE pocket calendar | 4 |
| #183 | BGE shotglass | 30 |
| #308 | BGE temporary tattoo | 3 |
| #634 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 2 |
| #75 | Bag o' Tricks | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 17 |
| #59 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 7 |
| #56 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 8 |
| #48 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 8 |
| #59 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 7 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #50 | Chester's bag of candy | 2 |
| #46 | Chorale of Companionship | 2 |
| #280 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #27 | Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield | 1 |
| #492 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #61 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 2 |
| 🥇 | Grimacite gasmask | 1 |
| #89 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #323 | Hodgman's blanket | 4 |
| #44 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 2 |
| #256 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 3 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #49 | Loathing Legion knife | 1 |
| #91 | Mer-kin fastjuice | 6 |
| #112 | Mer-kin foodbucket | 5 |
| #162 | Mer-kin healscroll | 2 |
| #184 | Mer-kin hookspear | 1 |
| #94 | Mer-kin killscroll | 6 |
| #105 | Mer-kin pinkslip | 1 |
| #181 | Mer-kin prayerbeads | 1 |
| #110 | Mer-kin pressureglobe | 1 |
| #106 | Mer-kin roundshield | 1 |
| #131 | Mer-kin sneakmask | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #223 | Miniborg hiveminder | 2 |
| #249 | Miniborg laser | 2 |
| #275 | Miniborg stomper | 2 |
| #259 | Miniborg strangler | 2 |
| #102 | Mr. Accessory | 2 |
| #366 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #317 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 2 |
| #377 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #324 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #180 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 4 |
| #158 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 5 |
| #88 | Rainbow's Gravity | 2 |
| #659 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| #188 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 4 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #788 | The Joy of Wassailing | 2 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #75 | agua de vida | 100 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #571 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #370 | astral mushroom | 25 |
| #462 | black spot | 1 |
| #36 | bone and arrows | 1 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #53 | bonerang | 1 |
| #58 | boning knife | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #45 | brine | 296 |
| #3284 | candy cane | 4 |
| #15 | card sleeve | 1 |
| #72 | chitinous pod | 1 |
| #25 | cinnamon troll doll | 3 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #284 | concentrated garbage juice | 3 |
| #45 | container of Spooky Putty | 2 |
| #259 | corrupted data | 65 |
| #14 | deluxe fax machine | 12 |
| #25 | depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 1 |
| #41 | depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 1 |
| #40 | depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 1 |
| #46 | depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #28 | depleted Grimacite ninja mask | 1 |
| #22 | depleted Grimacite shinguards | 1 |
| #32 | depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
| #40 | dill | 587 |
| #211 | double daisy | 2 |
| #84 | fossilized bat skull | 8 |
| #74 | fossilized demon skull | 8 |
| #57 | fossilized spike | 80 |
| #40 | fossilized spine | 48 |
| #103 | fossilized wyrm skull | 8 |
| #18 | ghost cucumber | 1,029 |
| #178 | gilded ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #65 | iceberglet | 1 |
| #74 | infant sandworm | 1 |
| #83 | natty blue ascot | 4 |
| #80 | naughty origami kit | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #271 | portable photocopier | 25 |
| #44 | pottery club | 1 |
| #51 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #41 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #42 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #24 | pottery yo-yo | 2 |
| #11 | red-hot medallion | 1 |
| #832 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #361 | stained mattress | 3 |
| #169 | throbbing rage gland | 2 |
| #39 | tiny plastic sword | 3 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #17 | vinegar | 1,043 |
| #242 | zombie pineal gland | 19 |