Museum :: godless heathen

godless heathen

Rank	Item	Quantity
#212	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	9
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#132	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	2
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#87	Alewife™ Ale	29
#25	Alice's Army booster box	1
#26	Apathargic Bandersnatch	2
#26	Asleep in the Cemetery	25
#34	Bag o' Tricks	2
#15	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	5
#24	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	14
#18	Blizzards I Have Died In	17
#1501	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#29	Chester's Aquarius medallion	2
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#11	Chester's moustache	7
#27	Chester's muscle shirt	2
#91	Chester's sunglasses	1
#6	Chorale of Companionship	6
#106	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	1
#350	Crimbo wreath	2
#3012	Crimbuck	3
#21	Crown of Thrones	2
#60	Elron's Explosive Etude	2
#16	Elvish sunglasses	3
#27	Frosty's arm	2
#211	Frosty's carrot	1
#24	Frosty's frosty mug	93
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#58	Frosty's nailbat	2
#214	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#120	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#11	Greatest American Pants	3
#35	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	2
#24	Hodgman's almanac	2
#25	Hodgman's blanket	44
#22	Hodgman's cane	2
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#24	Hodgman's harmonica	2
#39	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	2
#8	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	5
#15	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	4
#11	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	6
#25	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	3
#11	Hodgman's lucky sock	3
#145	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#21	Hodgman's varcolac paw	2
#7	Juju Mojo Mask	5
#17	Kissin' Cousins	15
#41	Let Me Be!	16
#12	Libram of BRICKOs	4
#112	Libram of Love Songs	1
#6	Loathing Legion knife	4
#18	Maxing, Relaxing	22
#37	Mer-kin digpick	6
#182	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
#108	Mer-kin foodbucket	6
#92	Mer-kin healscroll	10
#123	Mer-kin hookspear	3
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#55	Mer-kin pinkslip	4
#146	Mer-kin prayerbeads	2
#131	Mer-kin sneakmask	1
#89	Mer-kin takebag	6
#96	Mer-kin thingpouch	7
#189	Mr. Joe's bangles	8
#54	Ol' Scratch's ash can	2
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#17	Ol' Scratch's manacles	3
#64	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	2
#16	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	129
#26	Ol' Scratch's stove door	2
#187	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#34	Oscus's garbage can lid	2
#53	Oscus's pelt	2
#23	Prelude of Precision	4
#66	Ralph IX cognac	3
#6	Schmalz's First Prize Beer	3
#129	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	1
#46	Sensual Massage for Creeps	13
#23	Summer Nights	19
#69	Tales from the Fireside	9
#10	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	4
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#40	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	2
#100	Travels with Jerry	8
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#31	Wand of Oscus	3
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#50	Zombo's grievous greaves	2
#62	Zombo's shield	2
#25	Zombo's shoulder blade	2
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#51	Zombo's skullcap	2
#7	a cute angel	4
#53	amber aviator shades	5
#53	anemone nematocyst	10
#126	bed of coals	6
#935	black plastic oyster egg	4
#1489	black polka-dot oyster egg	2
#1902	black striped oyster egg	2
#20	blank prescription sheet	38
#409	blue paisley oyster egg	9
#1291	blue plastic oyster egg	3
#149	blue polka-dot oyster egg	21
#665	blue striped oyster egg	7
#10	bowl of fishysoisse	37
#1030	candy knuckles	3
#486	canteen of wine	56
#802	cement sandals	1
#943	cheap elven gloves	3
#33	comfy coffin	19
#17	concentrated garbage juice	25
#26	container of Spooky Putty	3
#125	corncob pipe	12
#173	cup of infinite pencils	9
#43	dead guy's piece of double-sided tape	1
#22	deadly lampshade	21
#51	dew yoana salacious lei	2
#767	elven limbos gingerbread	15
#1052	elven cellocello	19
#574	elven moonshine	17
#617	elven socks	7
#24	extra-greasy slider	159
#968	festive holiday hat	3
#58	filth-encrusted futon	10
#102	flamin' bindle	6
#14	floaty stone sphere	3
#55	flytrap bezoar	1
#175	frayed rope belt	8
#18	freezin' bindle	15
#26	frigid air mattress	12
#214	gingerbread house	3
#1884	gingerbread mutant bugbear	3
#90	glob of green slime	23
#7	glowing frisbee	5
#633	gray bow tie	10
#97	hair of the fish	1
#745	herringcello	24
#7	hibernating robot reindeer	3
#21	high-pressure seltzer bottle	85
#184	hobo fortress blueprints	1
#113	imitation crab meat	41
#11	infant sandworm	3
#977	irradiated candy cane	5
#30	jar of fermented pickle juice	142
#22	jar of squeeze	25
#614	knuckle sandwich	32
#1486	lavender paisley oyster egg	2
#1590	lavender plastic oyster egg	2
#480	lavender striped oyster egg	5
#97	leftover Crimbo rations	2
#43	lewd playing card	43
#331	live wire	3
#141	lucky bottlecap	11
#92	marine aquamarine	2
#1293	mauve paisley oyster egg	2
#619	mauve plastic oyster egg	6
#1261	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	2
#1614	mauve striped oyster egg	2
#106	misfit hobby horse	1
#489	night-vision goggles	4
#16	nurse's hat	36
#133	off-white paisley oyster egg	15
#1823	off-white plastic oyster egg	2
#1206	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	2
#983	pair of bolt cutters	3
#319	pair of ragged claws	1
#285	panhandle panhandling hat	5
#9	panicked kernel	4
#363	parasitic claw	1
#233	parasitic strangleworm	1
#189	parasitic tentacles	1
#894	passable elf mask	6
#688	patent leather shoes	8
#479	penguin thesaurus	15
#2034	pet rock	2
#168	pile of loose snow	1
#367	plastic Crimbo reindeer	2
#1230	pocketwatch on a chain	1
#430	puce paisley oyster egg	6
#2103	puce plastic oyster egg	1
#66	puce striped oyster egg	24
#326	pulsing flesh	10
#2227	red paisley oyster egg	1
#136	red plastic oyster egg	25
#838	red polka-dot oyster egg	4
#1646	red striped oyster egg	1
#210	rigid carapace	16
#71	salacious lychee chuhai	1
#128	sea blueberry	6
#81	sea broccoli	12
#85	sea cauliflower	14
#83	sea persimmon	16
#68	seaode	10
#135	shark tooth	1
#53	shark tooth necklace	1
#69	slab of sponge	9
#61	sleazy bindle	9
#81	soggy seed packet	24
#27	spooky bindle	16
#140	spooky rattling cigar box	1
#8	squamous polyp	4
#76	stained mattress	10
#63	stinkin' bindle	8
#5	stinky cheese ball	4
#330	string of Crimbo lights	2
#84	stuffed Hodgman	3
#1854	stuffed Meat	15
#1376	stuffed key	25
#1575	stuffed mink	21
#1611	stuffed monocle	21
#2064	stuffed teddy butler	11
#2090	stuffed tin of caviar	11
#1625	stuffed treasure chest	16
#709	sturdy Crimbo crate	18
#19	suspicious stocking	2
#1963	teddy borg	1
#927	throwing wrench	5
#27	tin cup of mulligan stew	51
#2177	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	3
#1484	tiny plastic Axe Wound	5
#2096	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	2
#2093	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	2
#1784	tiny plastic Black Knight	4
#3077	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
#6227	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	2
#2039	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	4
#1955	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	4
#2898	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#2056	tiny plastic Felonia	2
#2168	tiny plastic G Imp	3
#2805	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	2
#1738	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	4
#2763	tiny plastic Hellion	2
#2826	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	2
#2059	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	2
#2848	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	2
#1472	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	5
#1762	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	4
#2794	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	2
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#2118	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	3
#1237	tiny plastic Protagonist	6
#3904	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
#2744	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	2
#1191	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	4
#1190	tiny plastic The Man	4
#2150	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	3
#1808	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	2
#2759	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	2
#2858	tiny plastic angry bugbear	2
#2858	tiny plastic angry goat	6
#3939	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
#1755	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	4
#1740	tiny plastic astronomer	4
#4862	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	3
#3938	tiny plastic barrrnacle	4
#805	tiny plastic beanbat	9
#6188	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	2
#1466	tiny plastic blooper	5
#1767	tiny plastic brainsweeper	4
#1752	tiny plastic briefcase bat	4
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#4874	tiny plastic cocoabo	3
#4886	tiny plastic coffee pixie	3
#2096	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	2
#1242	tiny plastic cubist bull	6
#2188	tiny plastic demoninja	3
#1757	tiny plastic drunk goat	4
#569	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	2
#1465	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	5
#1483	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	5
#1713	tiny plastic fruit golem	4
#3345	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	5
#3328	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	5
#3959	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	4
#2135	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	3
#2788	tiny plastic goth giant	2
#6099	tiny plastic grue	2
#1423	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	5
#4598	tiny plastic hermit	1
#2846	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	6
#4796	tiny plastic killer bee	3
#3972	tiny plastic leprechaun	4
#3934	tiny plastic levitating potato	4
#1758	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	4
#3323	tiny plastic mosquito	5
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#2801	tiny plastic ninja snowman	2
#2601	tiny plastic pastamancer	2
#4798	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	3
#3892	tiny plastic scary clown	1
#4452	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#2782	tiny plastic senile lihc	2
#1735	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	4
#1720	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	4
#4899	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	3
#3936	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#2847	tiny plastic stab bat	6
#6167	tiny plastic star starfish	2
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#4036	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#1243	tiny plastic taco cat	6
#1035	tiny plastic topiary golem	7
#2660	tiny plastic turtle tamer	2
#930	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	8
#3873	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#2789	tiny plastic zmobie	2
#862	tiny shaker of salt	2
#455	twitching claw	10
#598	unstable DNA	89
#11	voodoo snuff	138
#2051	yellow plastic oyster egg	2
#248	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	9

Wow, that's 2,825 items total!

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