Museum :: Jaylee

Jaylee

Rank	Item	Quantity
#639	"DRINK ME" potion	1
#115	"KICK ME" sign	1
#114	"meat" stick	1
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#1438	1-ball	1
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#43	1/6th Pound Cake	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#18	17-ball	1
#1427	2-ball	1
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1457	3-ball	1
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#934	334 scroll	1
#220	37x37x37 puzzle cube	1
#1113	4-ball	2
#103	4-d camera	2
#116	4-dimensional fez	1
#286	4-dimensional guitar	4
#92	4:20 bomb	1
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#142	5-hour acrimony	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#262	64067 scroll	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#682	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	2
#1486	7-ball	1
#50	7-inch discus	1
#1975	8-ball	2
#64	8-billed baseball cap	1
#78	8-bit banana	1
#626	9-ball	1
#35	99.44% pure math	1
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#60	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
#112	A muse-bouche	1
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#107	ASCII fu manchu	1
#569	ASCII shirt	2
#87	Abyssal ember	1
#98	Accordion of Jordion	1
#134	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	1
#99	Aggressive Carrot	1
#56	Agitated Turkey	1
#276	Alewife™ Ale	1
#22	Alexy sauce	1
#215	Alice's Army Alchemist	2
#173	Alice's Army Bowman	2
#145	Alice's Army Cleric	3
#173	Alice's Army Coward	2
#156	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#72	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#39	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#30	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#31	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#28	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#182	Alice's Army Guard	3
#180	Alice's Army Halberder	3
#162	Alice's Army Hammerman	2
#167	Alice's Army Horseman	2
#225	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#169	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	4
#106	Alice's Army Martyr	2
#204	Alice's Army Ninja	2
#184	Alice's Army Nurse	3
#259	Alice's Army Page	1
#216	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	2
#173	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#178	Alice's Army Spearsman	3
#174	Alice's Army Swordsman	3
#186	Alice's Army Wallman	3
#25	Alice's Army booster box	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#148	Ambitious Turkey	1
#45	Amnesiac Ale	1
#1338	Amulet of Yendor	2
#159	Ancient Protector Soda	1
#2230	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#834	Angelhair Culottes	1
#1964	Angry Farmer candy	2
#317	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	2
#171	Ankh of Badahnkadh	2
#788	Argarggagarg's fang	2
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#63	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	1
#68	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	1
#65	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	1
#64	Artist's Spatula of Despair	1
#62	Artist's Whisk of Misery	1
#1133	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#217	Atomic Pop	1
#69	Aura Libre	1
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#57	Aye Aye	1
#55	Aye Aye, Captain	1
#65	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#311	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	3
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#340	BGE merchandise order form	12
#364	BGE pocket calendar	2
#1447	BGE shotglass	1
#308	BGE temporary tattoo	3
#436	BGE tiny plastic toy	3
#128	BOOterfinger	1
#58	BOOtonniere	1
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#28	BRICKO airship	1
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#480	BRICKO brick	2
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#21	BRICKO cathedral	1
#25	BRICKO egg	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#419	BRICKO eye brick	2
#17	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#25	BRICKO oyster	2
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#112	BRICKO pearl	1
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#38	BRICKO python	1
#105	BRICKO reactor	1
#107	BRICKO stud	1
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#55	BRICKO trunk	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#18	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#62	BROS Energy Drink	1
#630	BURT	1
#76	Bag o' Tricks	1
#40	Bal-musette accordion	1
#842	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#133	Bangyomaman battle juice	1
#3368	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	2
#1256	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#590	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
#119	Barulio's bottle	2
#612	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#291	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#196	Battlie Light Saver	1
#186	Beach Buck	1
#31	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	1
#72	Beignet Milgranet	2
#163	Belt of Howling Anger	2
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#120	Big Punk	1
#615	Bit O' Ectoplasm	2
#70	Bit O' Quail Spleen	1
#227	BitterSweetTarts	1
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#209	Bjorn's Hammer	2
#181	Black Body™ spray	1
#57	Black Hole	1
#773	Black No. 2	1
#618	Blackfly Chardonnay	2
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#908	Bling of the New Wave	1
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#148	Blood 'n' Plenty	1
#568	Blood Light	1
#271	Blue Diamond of Honesty	2
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#255	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#41	Boletus Broletus mushroom	1
#534	Bone's Farm "wine"	1
#1920	Bonerdagon necklace	2
#36	Bonestabber	1
#24	Boosty Juice	1
#201	Boots of Twilight Whispers	1
#265	Boozehounds Anonymous token	2
#95	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
#4	Boris's Helm (askew)	1
#232	Boris's key lime	1
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#668	Boris's ring	2
#1165	Boss Bat bling	2
#2773	Boss Bat britches	1
#113	Boss Drops	1
#117	Bowl of Scorpions	1
#29	Brain Food Pastaco	1
#94	Bram's choker	1
#80	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	1
#1743	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#68	Bright Water	1
#101	Brimstone Boxers	1
#1012	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#128	Bruno's blessing of Mars	1
#26	Buddy Bjorn	1
#65	Bugbearclaw Donut	1
#1057	Bulky Buddy Box	2
#126	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	1
#64	Buttery Knob	1
#282	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	2
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#246	C.H.U.M. chum	2
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#480	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#5	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	2
#508	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#244	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	3
🥉	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	2
#475	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
🥉	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	2
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#273	CRIMBCO mug	52
#1938	CRIMBCO wine	1
#1703	CRIMBCOIDS mints	3
#2141	CRIMBCOLOAF	2
#142	CSA all-purpose soap	4
#151	CSA bravery badge	4
#212	CSA cheerfulness ration	2
#193	CSA discount card	3
#408	CSA fire-starting kit	1
#179	CSA obedience grenade	2
#189	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	3
#45	Caipiranha	1
#45	Cajun accordion	1
#46	Camp Scout backpack	1
#155	Camp Scout pup tent	4
#32	Can of Spaghetto	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#64	Candicaine	2
#66	Candy Alexander	1
#63	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#76	Cement Mixer	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#60	Chakra Libre	1
#100	Charity's choker	1
#16	Chateau Mantegna room key	1
🥇	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	1
#444	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#71	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	1
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#53	Chester's cutoffs	2
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#90	Chinese curse words	1
#88	Choco-Mint patty	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#89	Chori Zo trading card	2
#572	Chroner	1
#15	Chroner cross	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#78	Citrus Crush wine cooler	1
#104	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	1
#4	Clan VIP Lounge key	1
#11	Clan hot dog stand	1
#7	Clan speakeasy	1
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#165	Claybender glasses	1
#48	Climate Colada	1
#168	Cloaca Cola Polar	1
#1732	Cloaca grenade	1
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1153	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#214	Cloak of Dire Shadows	1
#243	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#141	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	2
#1557	Codpiece of the Goblin King	3
#78	Coily™	1
#172	Coinspiracy	1
#1480	Colander of Em-er'il	2
#864	Cold Hots candy	3
#65	Cold One	2
#265	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#348	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	2
#66	Comet Drop	1
#103	Comet Pop	1
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#36	Cool Brunch Pastaco	1
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1850	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#188	Cosmic Calorie	1
#28	Covers-Your-Head	1
#61	Crazymaker	2
#27	Crepes a la Lune	1
#617	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	8
#505	Crimbo Credit	3
#9	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	2
#9	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	2
#716	Crimbo candied pecan	12
#717	Crimbo fudge	12
#9	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	2
#74	Crimbo paste	1
#594	Crimbo peppermint bark	16
#587	Crimbo pie	2
#531	Crimbo salad	1
#15	Crimbo sapling	1
#8	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	2
#8	Crimbo tree flocker	2
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#111	Crimbojito	2
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#307	Crimbonium fuel rod	2
#53	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	2
#62	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	2
#47	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	2
#268	Crimbot battery	1
#18	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	402
#24	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	24
#32	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	20
#15	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	1
#38	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	1
#210	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	1
#23	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	27
#27	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	21
#24	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	23
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
#24	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	22
#29	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	19
#26	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	25
#15	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	1
#38	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	17
#32	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	17
#17	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	453
#21	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	27
#26	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	1
#30	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	1
#24	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	26
#20	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	423
#19	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	125
#16	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	30
#30	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	22
#18	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	432
#245	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	1
#216	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	1
#24	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	1
#22	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	105
#14	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	1
#18	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	395
#21	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	100
#19	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	447
#22	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	24
#39	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
#23	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	1
#20	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	1
#13	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	1
#58	Crimbough	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#2696	Crimbuck	8
#51	Crown of Thrones	1
#3601	Crown of the Goblin King	2
#93	Cursed Punch	1
#326	D roll	2
#288	DNOTC Box	1
#1840	Daffy Taffy	2
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#56	Dark & Starry	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#129	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	1
#1297	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	2
#366	Diet Cloaca Cola	2
#1695	Disco 'Fro Pick	2
#251	Disco Banjo	2
#313	Divine	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#645	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	2
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#354	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	2
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#189	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#52	Doublepunchplanter	1
#1496	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#84	Drac & Tan	1
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#9	Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge	1
#289	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	1
#11	Dreadsylvanian cold pocket	1
#15	Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	1
#13	Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	1
#26	Dreadsylvanian grimlet	1
#8	Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	1
#14	Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	1
#115	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	1
#27	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	1
#11	Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	1
#15	Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	1
#23	Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket	1
#13	Dreadsylvanian stew	1
#9	Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	1
#98	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	1
#2267	Drowsy Sword	2
#63	Drunken Astrophysicist	1
#54	Drunken Neurologist	1
#52	Drunken Philosopher	1
#4	Drunkula's bell	1
#23	Drunkula's cape	1
#7	Drunkula's ring of haze	1
#8	Drunkula's wineglass	1
#81	Dump Truck	1
#151	Duskwalker fangs	1
#184	Duskwalker syringe	1
#88	Dweebisol™ inhaler	1
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#1928	Dyspepsi-Cola	2
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#991	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	2
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#956	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	2
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#42	Earring of Fire	2
#47	Earth and Firewater	1
#71	Earth, Wind and Firewater	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#477	Ecto-Cooler	1
#229	Effermint™ tablets	2
#1102	El Sombrero De Lopez	2
#290	El Vibrato power sphere	3
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#160	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#224	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	2
#257	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#231	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#197	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#265	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	2
#256	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	2
#226	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	2
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#356	Elfin shortbread	2
#64	Elizabeth's paintbrush	2
#85	Ellsbury's journal	1
#17	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#470	Elmley shades	1
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#170	Elvish delight	1
#72	Elvish sunglasses	1
#39	En Una Fila Tequila	2
#124	Enchanted Flyswatter	1
#126	Enchanted Plunger	1
#25	Energy Buzz Pastaco	1
#23	Engorged Sausages and You	1
#1051	Ent cider	2
#66	Event Horizon	1
#159	Everlasting Deckswabber	2
#33	Every Day is Like This Sundae	3
#53	Extra-slimy Slimosa	1
#1165	FDKOL commendation	1
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#521	FDKOL hotcakes	1
#119	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#245	Fantasma en la Máquina	1
#55	Fauna Libre	1
#1008	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#38	Fettris	1
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#169	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#13	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	1
#41	Firewater	2
#170	Fitspiration™ poster	1
#41	Five Second Energy™	1
#119	Flamin' Whatshisname	1
#64	Flaming Caipiranha	1
#77	Flaming Knob	1
#77	Flaming Mohobo	1
#71	Flaming Sazerorc	1
#31	Flan in the Moon	1
#128	Flaskfull of Hollow	1
#89	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	1
#52	Flying Caipiranha	1
#82	Fog Murderer	1
#30	Folder Holder	1
#47	Frankly Mr. Shank	1
#445	Frat Army FGF	2
#127	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	1
#246	Freddy Kruegerand	1
#49	French bronilla brogurt	1
#264	Friendliness Beverage	3
#50	Friendly Turkey	1
#214	Frogade	1
#82	Fromage Pinotage	1
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#84	Frosty's arm	1
#213	Frosty's carrot	1
#234	Frosty's frosty mug	7
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#121	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#136	Fu Manchu Wax	1
#446	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	1
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
#72	Fun-Guy spore	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#64	Fuzzy Tentacle	1
#178	GOTO	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#777	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#284	Game Grid ticket	1
#236	Game Grid token	2
#12	Game Grid valued membership card	1
#182	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	1
#34	GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	1
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#196	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	1
#148	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	2
#164	Gearhead Goo	1
#397	Genalen™ Bottle	2
#29	Gene Tonic: Beast	1
#25	Gene Tonic: Constellation	1
#23	Gene Tonic: Construct	1
#20	Gene Tonic: Demon	1
#32	Gene Tonic: Dude	1
#23	Gene Tonic: Elemental	1
#20	Gene Tonic: Elf	1
#27	Gene Tonic: Fish	1
#20	Gene Tonic: Goblin	1
#20	Gene Tonic: Hippy	1
#19	Gene Tonic: Hobo	1
#24	Gene Tonic: Horror	1
#22	Gene Tonic: Humanoid	1
#16	Gene Tonic: Insect	1
#15	Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	1
#16	Gene Tonic: Orc	1
#33	Gene Tonic: Penguin	1
#23	Gene Tonic: Pirate	1
#25	Gene Tonic: Plant	1
#19	Gene Tonic: Slime	1
#23	Gene Tonic: Undead	1
#26	Gene Tonic: Weird	1
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#93	Gets-You-Drunk	1
#58	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	2
#88	Gin Mint	1
#1026	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	2
#75	Glo-Pop	1
#132	Gnollish Crossdress	1
#186	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#552	Gnollish flyswatter	3
#474	Gnollish pie server	2
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#497	Gnollish plunger	3
#486	Gnollish slotted spoon	2
#678	Gnollish toolbox	1
#69	Gnomish toolbox	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#1049	Go-Wassail	1
#53	Golden Light	1
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#176	yak anorak	1
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#185	zombie hollandaise	1
#29	zombie mariachi pants	1
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Wow, that's 32,868 items total!

what items are this player missing?