| #639 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #116 | "KICK ME" sign | 1 |
| #115 | "meat" stick | 1 |
| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #114 | 1.21 jigawatts | 1 |
| #43 | 1/6th Pound Cake | 1 |
| #72 | 100-Watt bulb | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #18 | 17-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #124 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #1456 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1225 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #934 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #221 | 37x37x37 puzzle cube | 1 |
| #1112 | 4-ball | 2 |
| #102 | 4-d camera | 2 |
| #116 | 4-dimensional fez | 1 |
| #286 | 4-dimensional guitar | 4 |
| #92 | 4:20 bomb | 1 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #1435 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #142 | 5-hour acrimony | 1 |
| #1425 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| #394 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #682 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 2 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #50 | 7-inch discus | 1 |
| #1974 | 8-ball | 2 |
| #64 | 8-billed baseball cap | 1 |
| #81 | 8-bit banana | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #35 | 99.44% pure math | 1 |
| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #255 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #60 | A Light that Never Goes Out | 1 |
| #112 | A muse-bouche | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #108 | ASCII fu manchu | 1 |
| #569 | ASCII shirt | 2 |
| #87 | Abyssal ember | 1 |
| #98 | Accordion of Jordion | 1 |
| #134 | Agent Corrigan's cigarette | 1 |
| #99 | Aggressive Carrot | 1 |
| #55 | Agitated Turkey | 1 |
| #276 | Alewifeâ„¢ Ale | 1 |
| #22 | Alexy sauce | 1 |
| #217 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 2 |
| #174 | Alice's Army Bowman | 2 |
| #145 | Alice's Army Cleric | 3 |
| #173 | Alice's Army Coward | 2 |
| #156 | Alice's Army Dervish | 1 |
| #73 | Alice's Army Foil Alchemist | 1 |
| #40 | Alice's Army Foil Bowman | 1 |
| #37 | Alice's Army Foil Cleric | 1 |
| #38 | Alice's Army Foil Coward | 1 |
| #59 | Alice's Army Foil Guard | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Halberder | 1 |
| #30 | Alice's Army Foil Hammerman | 1 |
| #31 | Alice's Army Foil Horseman | 1 |
| #28 | Alice's Army Foil Lanceman | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #11 | Alice's Army Foil Martyr | 1 |
| #62 | Alice's Army Foil Ninja | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Nurse | 1 |
| #60 | Alice's Army Foil Page | 1 |
| #57 | Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #62 | Alice's Army Foil Spearsman | 1 |
| #64 | Alice's Army Foil Swordsman | 1 |
| #61 | Alice's Army Foil Wallman | 1 |
| #183 | Alice's Army Guard | 3 |
| #181 | Alice's Army Halberder | 3 |
| #162 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 2 |
| #168 | Alice's Army Horseman | 2 |
| #226 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 1 |
| #170 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 4 |
| #106 | Alice's Army Martyr | 2 |
| #205 | Alice's Army Ninja | 2 |
| #185 | Alice's Army Nurse | 3 |
| #260 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #217 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 2 |
| #174 | Alice's Army Sniper | 1 |
| #178 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 3 |
| #175 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 3 |
| #188 | Alice's Army Wallman | 3 |
| #25 | Alice's Army booster box | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #415 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #148 | Ambitious Turkey | 1 |
| #46 | Amnesiac Ale | 1 |
| #1340 | Amulet of Yendor | 2 |
| #158 | Ancient Protector Soda | 1 |
| #2231 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #834 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #1965 | Angry Farmer candy | 2 |
| #317 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 2 |
| #171 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 2 |
| #789 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #64 | Artist's Butterknife of Regret | 1 |
| #70 | Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness | 1 |
| #66 | Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury | 1 |
| #64 | Artist's Spatula of Despair | 1 |
| #64 | Artist's Whisk of Misery | 1 |
| #1134 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #218 | Atomic Pop | 1 |
| #69 | Aura Libre | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #58 | Aye Aye | 1 |
| #55 | Aye Aye, Captain | 1 |
| #65 | Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth | 1 |
| #311 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 3 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #339 | BGE merchandise order form | 12 |
| #364 | BGE pocket calendar | 2 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #309 | BGE temporary tattoo | 3 |
| #436 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 3 |
| #128 | BOOterfinger | 1 |
| #59 | BOOtonniere | 1 |
| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #28 | BRICKO airship | 1 |
| #47 | BRICKO bat | 1 |
| #480 | BRICKO brick | 2 |
| #74 | BRICKO bulwark | 1 |
| #21 | BRICKO cathedral | 1 |
| #25 | BRICKO egg | 1 |
| #46 | BRICKO elephant | 1 |
| #420 | BRICKO eye brick | 2 |
| #17 | BRICKO gargantuchicken | 1 |
| #69 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #32 | BRICKO octopus | 1 |
| #58 | BRICKO ooze | 1 |
| #25 | BRICKO oyster | 2 |
| #63 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #112 | BRICKO pearl | 1 |
| #32 | BRICKO pyramid | 1 |
| #38 | BRICKO python | 1 |
| #105 | BRICKO reactor | 1 |
| #107 | BRICKO stud | 1 |
| #61 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #55 | BRICKO trunk | 1 |
| #61 | BRICKO turtle | 1 |
| #18 | BRICKO vacuum cleaner | 1 |
| #62 | BROS Energy Drink | 1 |
| #632 | BURT | 1 |
| #76 | Bag o' Tricks | 1 |
| #40 | Bal-musette accordion | 1 |
| #843 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #133 | Bangyomaman battle juice | 1 |
| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #591 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #120 | Barulio's bottle | 2 |
| #613 | Bash-ÅŒs boxtop | 1 |
| #291 | Bash-ÅŒs cereal | 1 |
| #197 | Battlie Light Saver | 1 |
| #186 | Beach Buck | 1 |
| #31 | Beefy Crunch Pastaco | 1 |
| #73 | Beignet Milgranet | 2 |
| #163 | Belt of Howling Anger | 2 |
| #286 | Ben-Galâ„¢ Balm | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #120 | Big Punk | 1 |
| #615 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 2 |
| #71 | Bit O' Quail Spleen | 1 |
| #227 | BitterSweetTarts | 1 |
| #48 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #36 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
| #39 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #209 | Bjorn's Hammer | 2 |
| #181 | Black Bodyâ„¢ spray | 1 |
| #58 | Black Hole | 1 |
| #773 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #618 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 2 |
| #587 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #148 | Blood 'n' Plenty | 1 |
| #568 | Blood Light | 1 |
| #271 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 2 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #255 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #41 | Boletus Broletus mushroom | 1 |
| #534 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| #1922 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #35 | Bonestabber | 1 |
| #24 | Boosty Juice | 1 |
| #201 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 1 |
| #265 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 2 |
| #96 | Bordeaux Marteaux | 1 |
| #4 | Boris's Helm (askew) | 1 |
| #232 | Boris's key lime | 1 |
| #423 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #668 | Boris's ring | 2 |
| #1167 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #2775 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #114 | Boss Drops | 1 |
| #118 | Bowl of Scorpions | 1 |
| #30 | Brain Food Pastaco | 1 |
| #94 | Bram's choker | 1 |
| #82 | Breakfast Blast wine cooler | 1 |
| #1742 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #68 | Bright Water | 1 |
| #101 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #1012 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #129 | Bruno's blessing of Mars | 1 |
| #26 | Buddy Bjorn | 1 |
| #68 | Bugbearclaw Donut | 1 |
| #1058 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| #128 | Burt's blessing of Bacchus | 1 |
| #64 | Buttery Knob | 1 |
| #283 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #246 | C.H.U.M. chum | 2 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #1119 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #480 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #5 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #244 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 3 |
| 🥉 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 2 |
| #475 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| 🥉 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 2 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #273 | CRIMBCO mug | 52 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #1703 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #2141 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
| #142 | CSA all-purpose soap | 4 |
| #151 | CSA bravery badge | 4 |
| #212 | CSA cheerfulness ration | 2 |
| #193 | CSA discount card | 3 |
| #408 | CSA fire-starting kit | 1 |
| #180 | CSA obedience grenade | 2 |
| #190 | CSA scoutmaster's "water" | 3 |
| #45 | Caipiranha | 1 |
| #45 | Cajun accordion | 1 |
| #46 | Camp Scout backpack | 1 |
| #155 | Camp Scout pup tent | 4 |
| #32 | Can of Spaghetto | 1 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #64 | Candicaine | 2 |
| #66 | Candy Alexander | 1 |
| #63 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #76 | Cement Mixer | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #60 | Chakra Libre | 1 |
| #100 | Charity's choker | 1 |
| #16 | Chateau Mantegna room key | 1 |
| 🥇 | Chef Boy, R&D's business card | 1 |
| #445 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #73 | Cherrytastrophe wine cooler | 1 |
| #118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #53 | Chester's cutoffs | 2 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #83 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #90 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddyâ„¢ (off) | 1 |
| #91 | Chinese curse words | 1 |
| #88 | Choco-Mint patty | 1 |
| #88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
| #145 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #89 | Chori Zo trading card | 2 |
| #571 | Chroner | 1 |
| #15 | Chroner cross | 1 |
| #288 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #79 | Citrus Crush wine cooler | 1 |
| #103 | Clan VIP Lounge invitation | 1 |
| #4 | Clan VIP Lounge key | 1 |
| #11 | Clan hot dog stand | 1 |
| #7 | Clan speakeasy | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #166 | Claybender glasses | 1 |
| #48 | Climate Colada | 1 |
| #168 | Cloaca Cola Polar | 1 |
| #1733 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1154 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1487 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #215 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 1 |
| #244 | Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau | 1 |
| #142 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 2 |
| #1558 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #78 | Coilyâ„¢ | 1 |
| #173 | Coinspiracy | 1 |
| #1481 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #864 | Cold Hots candy | 3 |
| #65 | Cold One | 2 |
| #265 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #348 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 2 |
| #67 | Comet Drop | 1 |
| #104 | Comet Pop | 1 |
| #232 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #36 | Cool Brunch Pastaco | 1 |
| #1371 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1852 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #190 | Cosmic Calorie | 1 |
| #28 | Covers-Your-Head | 1 |
| #61 | Crazymaker | 2 |
| #27 | Crepes a la Lune | 1 |
| #622 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 8 |
| #505 | Crimbo Credit | 3 |
| #9 | Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head | 2 |
| #9 | Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug | 2 |
| #716 | Crimbo candied pecan | 12 |
| #717 | Crimbo fudge | 12 |
| #9 | Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll | 2 |
| #76 | Crimbo paste | 1 |
| #595 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 16 |
| #588 | Crimbo pie | 2 |
| #532 | Crimbo salad | 1 |
| #15 | Crimbo sapling | 1 |
| #8 | Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer | 2 |
| #8 | Crimbo tree flocker | 2 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #113 | Crimbojito | 2 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #308 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 2 |
| #53 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 2 |
| #62 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 2 |
| #47 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 2 |
| #269 | Crimbot battery | 1 |
| #18 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 402 |
| #24 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 24 |
| #32 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 20 |
| #15 | Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper | 1 |
| #38 | Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 1 |
| #23 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 27 |
| #27 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 21 |
| #24 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 23 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| #24 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 22 |
| #29 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 19 |
| #26 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 25 |
| #15 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Face | 1 |
| #38 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 17 |
| #32 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 17 |
| #17 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 453 |
| #22 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 27 |
| #26 | Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack | 1 |
| #30 | Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler | 1 |
| #24 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 26 |
| #20 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 423 |
| #19 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 125 |
| #16 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 30 |
| #30 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 22 |
| #18 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 432 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 1 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 1 |
| #24 | Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis | 1 |
| #22 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 105 |
| #14 | Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt | 1 |
| #18 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 395 |
| #21 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 100 |
| #19 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 447 |
| #22 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 24 |
| #39 | Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower | 1 |
| #23 | Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm | 1 |
| #20 | Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs | 1 |
| #13 | Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball | 1 |
| #58 | Crimbough | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #2702 | Crimbuck | 8 |
| #51 | Crown of Thrones | 1 |
| #3602 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #94 | Cursed Punch | 1 |
| #326 | D roll | 2 |
| #289 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #1840 | Daffy Taffy | 2 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #55 | Dark & Starry | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #131 | Dennis's blessing of Minerva | 1 |
| #1297 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 2 |
| #367 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 2 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #251 | Disco Banjo | 2 |
| #313 | Divine | 1 |
| #536 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 1 |
| #645 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 2 |
| #211 | Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent | 1 |
| #354 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 2 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #190 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #1939 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #982 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #52 | Doublepunchplanter | 1 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #84 | Drac & Tan | 1 |
| #537 | Dramaticâ„¢ range | 1 |
| #9 | Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge | 1 |
| #289 | Dreadsylvanian Almanac page | 1 |
| #11 | Dreadsylvanian cold pocket | 1 |
| #15 | Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned | 1 |
| #13 | Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy | 1 |
| #27 | Dreadsylvanian grimlet | 1 |
| #8 | Dreadsylvanian hot pocket | 1 |
| #14 | Dreadsylvanian hot toddy | 1 |
| #115 | Dreadsylvanian seed pod | 1 |
| #27 | Dreadsylvanian skeleton key | 1 |
| #11 | Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket | 1 |
| #16 | Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple | 1 |
| #23 | Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket | 1 |
| #13 | Dreadsylvanian stew | 1 |
| #10 | Dreadsylvanian stink pocket | 1 |
| #99 | Drizzlersâ„¢ Black Licorice | 1 |
| #2268 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #63 | Drunken Astrophysicist | 1 |
| #54 | Drunken Neurologist | 1 |
| #52 | Drunken Philosopher | 1 |
| #4 | Drunkula's bell | 1 |
| #23 | Drunkula's cape | 1 |
| #7 | Drunkula's ring of haze | 1 |
| #8 | Drunkula's wineglass | 1 |
| #81 | Dump Truck | 1 |
| #151 | Duskwalker fangs | 1 |
| #185 | Duskwalker syringe | 1 |
| #88 | Dweebisolâ„¢ inhaler | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1928 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 2 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #991 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #956 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #42 | Earring of Fire | 2 |
| #47 | Earth and Firewater | 1 |
| #71 | Earth, Wind and Firewater | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #477 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
| #231 | Effermintâ„¢ tablets | 2 |
| #1104 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #290 | El Vibrato power sphere | 3 |
| #81 | El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes) | 1 |
| #161 | El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) | 1 |
| #226 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 2 |
| #258 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 1 |
| #216 | El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) | 1 |
| #232 | El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) | 1 |
| #227 | El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) | 1 |
| #197 | El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) | 1 |
| #266 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 2 |
| #256 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 2 |
| #226 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 2 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #654 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #356 | Elfin shortbread | 2 |
| #65 | Elizabeth's paintbrush | 2 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #470 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #171 | Elvish delight | 1 |
| #73 | Elvish sunglasses | 1 |
| #39 | En Una Fila Tequila | 2 |
| #124 | Enchanted Flyswatter | 1 |
| #127 | Enchanted Plunger | 1 |
| #25 | Energy Buzz Pastaco | 1 |
| #23 | Engorged Sausages and You | 1 |
| #1051 | Ent cider | 2 |
| #66 | Event Horizon | 1 |
| #159 | Everlasting Deckswabber | 2 |
| #33 | Every Day is Like This Sundae | 3 |
| #53 | Extra-slimy Slimosa | 1 |
| #1165 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #521 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #120 | Familiar-Groâ„¢ Terrarium | 1 |
| #246 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 1 |
| #56 | Fauna Libre | 1 |
| #1008 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #251 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 1 |
| #38 | Fettris | 1 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #168 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #41 | Firewater | 2 |
| #170 | Fitspirationâ„¢ poster | 1 |
| #42 | Five Second Energyâ„¢ | 1 |
| #120 | Flamin' Whatshisname | 1 |
| #64 | Flaming Caipiranha | 1 |
| #77 | Flaming Knob | 1 |
| #77 | Flaming Mohobo | 1 |
| #71 | Flaming Sazerorc | 1 |
| #31 | Flan in the Moon | 1 |
| #128 | Flaskfull of Hollow | 1 |
| #89 | Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form | 1 |
| #52 | Flying Caipiranha | 1 |
| #83 | Fog Murderer | 1 |
| #30 | Folder Holder | 1 |
| #47 | Frankly Mr. Shank | 1 |
| #445 | Frat Army FGF | 2 |
| #130 | Freddie's blessing of Mercury | 1 |
| #247 | Freddy Kruegerand | 1 |
| #49 | French bronilla brogurt | 1 |
| #263 | Friendliness Beverage | 3 |
| #51 | Friendly Turkey | 1 |
| #214 | Frogade | 1 |
| #83 | Fromage Pinotage | 1 |
| #126 | Frostâ„¢ brand sword | 1 |
| #84 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #213 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #233 | Frosty's frosty mug | 7 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #121 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #137 | Fu Manchu Wax | 1 |
| #445 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 1 |
| #249 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #72 | Fun-Guy spore | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #64 | Fuzzy Tentacle | 1 |
| #180 | GOTO | 1 |
| #607 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #283 | Game Grid ticket | 1 |
| #236 | Game Grid token | 2 |
| #12 | Game Grid valued membership card | 1 |
| #182 | GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine | 1 |
| #35 | GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #196 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 1 |
| #148 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 2 |
| #164 | Gearhead Goo | 1 |
| #397 | Genalenâ„¢ Bottle | 2 |
| #30 | Gene Tonic: Beast | 1 |
| #25 | Gene Tonic: Constellation | 1 |
| #23 | Gene Tonic: Construct | 1 |
| #20 | Gene Tonic: Demon | 1 |
| #32 | Gene Tonic: Dude | 1 |
| #23 | Gene Tonic: Elemental | 1 |
| #20 | Gene Tonic: Elf | 1 |
| #27 | Gene Tonic: Fish | 1 |
| #20 | Gene Tonic: Goblin | 1 |
| #20 | Gene Tonic: Hippy | 1 |
| #19 | Gene Tonic: Hobo | 1 |
| #24 | Gene Tonic: Horror | 1 |
| #22 | Gene Tonic: Humanoid | 1 |
| #16 | Gene Tonic: Insect | 1 |
| #15 | Gene Tonic: Mer-kin | 1 |
| #16 | Gene Tonic: Orc | 1 |
| #33 | Gene Tonic: Penguin | 1 |
| #23 | Gene Tonic: Pirate | 1 |
| #25 | Gene Tonic: Plant | 1 |
| #19 | Gene Tonic: Slime | 1 |
| #23 | Gene Tonic: Undead | 1 |
| #26 | Gene Tonic: Weird | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #93 | Gets-You-Drunk | 1 |
| #58 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 2 |
| #89 | Gin Mint | 1 |
| #1026 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #77 | Glo-Pop | 1 |
| #132 | Gnollish Crossdress | 1 |
| #187 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #257 | Gnollish casserole dish | 1 |
| #552 | Gnollish flyswatter | 3 |
| #474 | Gnollish pie server | 2 |
| #672 | Gnollish pie tin | 1 |
| #497 | Gnollish plunger | 3 |
| #487 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 2 |
| #678 | Gnollish toolbox | 1 |
| #69 | Gnomish toolbox | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #1049 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #53 | Golden Light | 1 |
| #66 | Golden Mean | 1 |
| #102 | Good 'n' Slimy | 1 |
| #888 | Goodfella contract | 3 |
| #12 | Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog | 1 |
| #236 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #43 | Grasshopper | 2 |
| #215 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 2 |
| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #68 | Great Older Fashioned | 1 |
| #30 | Great Wolf's headband | 1 |
| #29 | Great Wolf's left paw | 1 |
| #8 | Great Wolf's lice | 1 |
| #24 | Great Wolf's right paw | 1 |
| #5 | Great Wolf's rocket launcher | 1 |
| #52 | Greatest American Pants | 1 |
| #208 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 1 |
| #65 | Green Burlap | 1 |
| #657 | Green Clover of Justice | 3 |
| #77 | Green Giant | 1 |
| #186 | Green Manalishi | 1 |
| #51 | Green Muslin | 1 |
| #59 | Green Velvet | 1 |
| #34 | Grey Guanon | 1 |
| #16 | Grim Brothers' story book | 1 |
| #116 | Groll doll | 1 |
| #290 | Gummi-DNA | 2 |
| #619 | Gummi-Gnauga | 2 |
| #136 | Gummy Brains | 1 |
| #36 | Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom | 1 |
| #5 | HOA citation pad | 1 |
| #7 | HOA regulation book | 1 |
| #7 | HOA zombie eyes | 1 |
| #46 | Hairpiece On Fire | 2 |
| #31 | Half a Purse | 2 |
| #52 | Hand in Glove | 1 |
| #41 | Hand that Rocks the Ladle | 1 |
| #35 | Handsome Devil | 2 |
| #422 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 2 |
| #131 | Hatorade | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #249 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 1 |
| #48 | Haymaker | 1 |
| #1149 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #154 | Hell broth | 1 |
| #443 | Hell ramen | 3 |
| #197 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 1 |
| #8 | Helps-You-Sleep | 1 |
| #26 | Helvella Haemophilia mushroom | 1 |
| #49 | Herring Daiquiri | 1 |
| #46 | Herring Wallbanger | 1 |
| #52 | Herringtini | 1 |
| #40 | Highest Bitter | 1 |
| #109 | Himalayan Hidalgo sauce | 1 |
| #568 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #5 | History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX | 1 |
| #93 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #488 | Hodgman's blanket | 2 |
| #119 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #8 | Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #133 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #165 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #66 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #146 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #121 | Holiday Fun! | 1 |
| #470 | Hollandaise helmet | 1 |
| #73 | Hot 'n' Scarys | 1 |
| #59 | Humanitini | 2 |
| #89 | Hundred Headed IPA | 1 |
| #78 | Hungerâ„¢ Sauce | 1 |
| #80 | Ice Island Long Tea | 1 |
| #61 | Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace | 1 |
| #95 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #56 | Ice-Cold Beerring | 1 |
| #233 | Iiti Kitty Gumdrop | 1 |
| #557 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 2 |
| #113 | Illuminati earpiece | 1 |
| #1726 | Imp Ale | 4 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #23 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #91 | Inndya trading card | 2 |
| #303 | Inner Strength | 1 |
| #316 | Inner Truth | 1 |
| #305 | Inner Wisdom | 1 |
| #1203 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #121 | Interview With You (a Vampire) | 1 |
| #37 | Irish Coffee, English Heart | 3 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #293 | Jack-in-the-box | 21 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #41 | Jackhammer | 2 |
| #99 | Jacob's rung | 1 |
| #34 | January's Garbage Tote (unopened) | 1 |
| #570 | Jarlsberg's earring | 2 |
| #204 | Jarlsberg's key lime | 1 |
| #396 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #17 | Jarlsberg's pan | 1 |
| 🥉 | Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode) | 1 |
| #34 | Jawmaster 2000â„¢ | 1 |
| #108 | Jefferson wings | 1 |
| #42 | Jerks' Healthâ„¢ Magazine | 1 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #546 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 2 |
| #60 | Juju Mojo Mask | 1 |
| #900 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 2 |
| #43 | Jungle Juice | 1 |
| #70 | Junk-Bond | 2 |
| #79 | Kashmir sweater | 1 |
| #67 | Kentucky-fried meat crossbow | 1 |
| #54 | Kentucky-fried meat staff | 1 |
| #73 | Kentucky-fried meat sword | 1 |
| #67 | Kentucky-style derby | 2 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #61 | Kiss the Knob apron | 2 |
| #839 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #94 | Knob Göblin lòve potion | 1 |
| #200 | Knob Goblin Mutagen | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #212 | Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar | 1 |
| #820 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 2 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #690 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 3 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #183 | Knob Goblin eyedrops | 1 |
| #1013 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 3 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #802 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 2 |
| #165 | Knob Goblin learning pill | 1 |
| #857 | Knob Goblin love potion | 3 |
| #629 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #459 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 2 |
| #190 | Knob Goblin nasal spray | 1 |
| #1046 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #741 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #315 | Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray | 1 |
| #914 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 2 |
| #737 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 2 |
| #131 | Knob Goblin sharpening spray | 1 |
| #632 | Knob Goblin spatula | 2 |
| #831 | Knob Goblin steroids | 2 |
| #164 | Knob Goblin stink bomb | 1 |
| #642 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 2 |
| #963 | Knob Goblin tongs | 2 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #152 | Knob Kitchen grab-bag | 1 |
| #149 | Knob jelly donut | 1 |
| #172 | Knob lo mein | 1 |
| #601 | Knob mushroom | 4 |
| #239 | Knob nuts | 1 |
| #343 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #646 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #122 | Knob sausage stir-fry | 1 |
| #89 | Knob shroomkabob | 2 |
| #136 | Knob stir-fry | 1 |
| #194 | Knob stroganoff | 1 |
| #352 | Knob stuffed shells | 1 |
| #132 | Knoll lo mein | 1 |
| #804 | Knoll mushroom | 4 |
| #389 | Knoll shroomkabob | 2 |
| #111 | Knoll stir-fry | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con X Treasure Map | 1 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #109 | LCD game: Burger Belt | 1 |
| #109 | LCD game: Food Eater | 1 |
| #108 | LCD game: Garbage River | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #62 | LOLmec statuette | 1 |
| #241 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 1 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #255 | Lars the Cyberian | 2 |
| #11 | Lazybonesâ„¢ recliner | 2 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #778 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #115 | Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil | 1 |
| #134 | Li'l Businessman Kit | 1 |
| #92 | Libram of BRICKOs | 1 |
| #112 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #43 | Libram of Pulled Taffy | 1 |
| #31 | Little Crimson Book | 1 |
| #29 | Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab | 1 |
| #47 | Loathing Legion knife | 1 |
| 🥇 | Loathing Legion rollerblades | 1 |
| #141 | Lobos Mints | 1 |
| #145 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| #445 | Lockenstockâ„¢ sandals | 2 |
| #56 | Locust | 1 |
| #57 | Lollipop Drop | 1 |
| #128 | Lord Soggyraven's Slippers | 1 |
| #3020 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #970 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #29 | Louder Than Bomb | 2 |
| #133 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 468 |
| #634 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 2 |
| #30 | Ludovico Pastaco | 1 |
| #87 | Lumineux Limnio | 1 |
| #1201 | M-242 | 1 |
| #216 | MSG | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1554 | Mad Train wine | 3 |
| #253 | Mae West | 2 |
| #263 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #32 | Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit | 1 |
| #401 | Manetwich | 1 |
| #258 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 1 |
| #50 | Mark I Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #51 | Mark II Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #44 | Mark III Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #43 | Mark IV Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #136 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #126 | Mark of the Bugbear | 1 |
| #125 | Mark of the Ghost | 1 |
| #133 | Mark of the Skeleton | 1 |
| #129 | Mark of the Vampire | 1 |
| #129 | Mark of the Werewolf | 1 |
| #127 | Mark of the Zombie | 1 |
| #477 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 1 |
| #77 | Marvin's marvelous pill | 1 |
| #224 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #365 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 4 |
| #44 | Mayo de Mayoâ„¢ mayo | 5 |
| #29 | Mayor Ghost's cloak | 1 |
| #23 | Mayor Ghost's khakis | 1 |
| #12 | Mayor Ghost's sash | 1 |
| #4 | Mayor Ghost's scissors | 1 |
| #28 | Mayor Ghost's toupee | 1 |
| #205 | McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade | 1 |
| #530 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 1 |
| #30 | Meat Tenderizer is Murder | 3 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #131 | Meat maid | 1 |
| #148 | Meat maid body | 1 |
| #62 | Meat-inflating powder | 1 |
| #24 | Medical Pastaco | 1 |
| #702 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #1001 | Meleegraâ„¢ pills | 2 |
| #69 | Mer-kin begsign | 1 |
| #116 | Mer-kin breastplate | 1 |
| #67 | Mer-kin bunwig | 1 |
| #79 | Mer-kin cancerstick | 1 |
| #57 | Mer-kin cheatsheet | 1 |
| #71 | Mer-kin cooljuice | 1 |
| #103 | Mer-kin digpick | 1 |
| #69 | Mer-kin dragbelt | 1 |
| #55 | Mer-kin eyeglasses | 1 |
| #183 | Mer-kin fastjuice | 1 |
| #56 | Mer-kin finpaddle | 1 |
| #77 | Mer-kin fitbrine | 1 |
| #173 | Mer-kin foodbucket | 1 |
| #58 | Mer-kin gutgirdle | 1 |
| #41 | Mer-kin hallpass | 1 |
| #175 | Mer-kin healscroll | 1 |
| #141 | Mer-kin hidepaint | 1 |
| #185 | Mer-kin hookspear | 1 |
| #192 | Mer-kin killscroll | 1 |
| #84 | Mer-kin lipstick | 1 |
| #46 | Mer-kin lunchbox | 1 |
| #58 | Mer-kin mouthsoap | 1 |
| #42 | Mer-kin paste | 1 |
| #105 | Mer-kin pinkslip | 1 |
| #182 | Mer-kin prayerbeads | 1 |
| #112 | Mer-kin pressureglobe | 1 |
| #76 | Mer-kin ragejuice | 1 |
| #30 | Mer-kin rocksalt | 1 |
| #108 | Mer-kin roundshield | 1 |
| #51 | Mer-kin saltmint | 1 |
| #56 | Mer-kin saltsquid | 1 |
| #54 | Mer-kin sawdust | 1 |
| #65 | Mer-kin smartjuice | 1 |
| #89 | Mer-kin sneakmask | 2 |
| #59 | Mer-kin stopwatch | 1 |
| #70 | Mer-kin strongjuice | 1 |
| #191 | Mer-kin takebag | 1 |
| #163 | Mer-kin thingpouch | 1 |
| #83 | Mer-kin weaksauce | 1 |
| #62 | Mer-kin wordquiz | 1 |
| #60 | Mer-kin worktea | 1 |
| #9 | Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques | 1 |
| #10 | Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance | 1 |
| #4 | Merc Core challenge coin | 1 |
| #356 | Mesmereyesâ„¢ contact lenses | 1 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #979 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #889 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #751 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #984 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #998 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #578 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #742 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 3 |
| #1008 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #952 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #961 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #272 | Milk Studs | 2 |
| #73 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 2 |
| #16 | MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher | 1 |
| #346 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #65 | Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #91 | Mint Yulep | 1 |
| #18 | Miserable Pie | 4 |
| #141 | Missing Eye Simulation Device | 1 |
| #391 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #394 | Misty Cloak | 1 |
| #380 | Misty Robe | 1 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #988 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #62 | Mohobo | 1 |
| #348 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #591 | Monstar energy beverage | 1 |
| #72 | Moon Pie | 1 |
| #121 | Moonds | 1 |
| #68 | Moonshine Mohobo | 1 |
| #27 | Moonthril Schnapps | 1 |
| #50 | Moping Artistic Goth Kid | 1 |
| #232 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #58 | More Humanitini than Humanitini | 1 |
| #93 | Morlock's Mark Bourbon | 1 |
| #137 | Mornington crescent roll | 1 |
| #91 | Mortimer's nostrum | 2 |
| #105 | Morto Moreto | 1 |
| #80 | Mountain Stream Code Black Alert | 1 |
| #24 | Mountain Stream gastrique | 1 |
| #912 | Mountain Stream soda | 2 |
| #159 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #93 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #225 | Mr. Haggis | 2 |
| #462 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 2 |
| #2367 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 4 |
| #34 | Ms. Accessory | 1 |
| #72 | Mudflap-Girl Earring | 1 |
| #66 | Mudflap-Girl Necklace | 1 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #78 | Murderer's Punch | 1 |
| #92 | Muschat | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #158 | ND | 1 |
| #374 | NG | 1 |
| #633 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #283 | Nardz energy beverage | 1 |
| #246 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #133 | Necbro wafers | 1 |
| #165 | Necrotelicomnicon | 4 |
| #287 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #129 | New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #350 | New Zealand iced tea | 2 |
| #529 | Newbiesportâ„¢ tent | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #398 | Nightstalker perfume | 1 |
| #99 | Northern pemmican | 1 |
| #86 | Nose Ring of Putrescence | 1 |
| #369 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #386 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #383 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #328 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #313 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #319 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #6 | Now You're Cooking With Grease | 1 |
| #645 | Now and Earlier | 2 |
| #119 | Nuclear Blastball | 22 |
| #232 | O'RLY manual | 1 |
| #103 | Ogres and Oubliettesâ„¢ module | 1 |
| #79 | Oh, the Humanitini | 1 |
| #509 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
| #122 | Okee-Dokee soda | 1 |
| #217 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #629 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #94 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #37 | Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom | 1 |
| #51 | Operation Patriot Shield | 1 |
| #873 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #845 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #794 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #595 | Orcish frat-paddle | 2 |
| #308 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #50 | Order of the Green Thumb Order Form | 1 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #53 | Oscus's pelt | 2 |
| #110 | Osk'r Chow | 1 |
| #41 | Ouija Board, Ouija Board | 1 |
| #66 | Outer Wolfâ„¢ cologne | 1 |
| #146 | P.B.L.T. | 1 |
| #612 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #92 | PB&BP | 1 |
| #332 | PEEZ dispenser | 2 |
| #29 | PVC staff | 1 |
| #238 | Pack of Alice's Army Cards | 1 |
| #23 | Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards | 1 |
| #128 | Pain Dip | 2 |
| #55 | Paint A Vulgar Pitcher | 3 |
| #26 | Pantsgiving | 1 |
| #146 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 2 |
| #31 | Pastaco shell | 1 |
| #66 | Pendant of Fire | 1 |
| #22 | Pendant of Gargalesis | 1 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| 🥈 | Peppermint Pip Packet | 1 |
| #618 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #196 | Piddles | 1 |
| #628 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 2 |
| #818 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #67 | Plague of Locusts | 1 |
| #12 | Platinum Yendorian Express Card | 1 |
| #107 | PlexiPips | 2 |
| #233 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #166 | Pokëmann band-aid | 2 |
| #881 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #591 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #810 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #489 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 4 |
| #565 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #778 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #891 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #579 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #899 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #865 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #889 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #192 | Polka Pop | 1 |
| #174 | Polysniff Perfume | 1 |
| #176 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #257 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 3 |
| #255 | Professor What T-Shirt | 1 |
| #7 | Protects-Your-Junk | 1 |
| #157 | Psychotic Train wine | 1 |
| #44 | Punchplanter | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #63 | Putrid Pendant | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #7 | Quiets-Your-Steps | 1 |
| #20 | Rümpelstiltz | 1 |
| #97 | Rad Lib | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #942 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #130 | Rattlin' Chains | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #140 | Red Army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #261 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #74 | Red Dwarf | 1 |
| #16 | Red Fox glove | 1 |
| #369 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #652 | Red Rover BB gun | 2 |
| #80 | Red X Shield | 1 |
| #107 | Redeyeâ„¢ Eyedrops | 1 |
| #423 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #100 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #100 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #2522 | Rock Pops | 2 |
| #449 | Rock and Roll Legend | 2 |
| #98 | Rogue Windmill Rouge | 1 |
| #153 | Roman sadnals | 1 |
| #234 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #115 | Russian Ice | 1 |
| #143 | S.A.V.E. flyer | 1 |
| #19 | S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S. | 1 |
| #21 | S.S. Ticket | 1 |
| #88 | S.T.L.T. | 1 |
| #701 | SPF 451 lip balm | 2 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #1073 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #62 | Salsa de las Epocas | 1 |
| #82 | Sangria de Menthe | 1 |
| #15 | Sasqâ„¢ watch | 1 |
| #128 | Saturday Night Special | 1 |
| #32 | Saucepanic | 2 |
| #53 | Sazerorc | 1 |
| #55 | Sazuruk-hai | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #921 | Schrödinger's thermos | 3 |
| #117 | Scuba Snack | 1 |
| #927 | Senior Mints | 3 |
| #658 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| #211 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #41 | Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion | 2 |
| #19 | Sheila Take a Crossbow | 2 |
| #194 | Shield of Icy Fate | 1 |
| #230 | Shivering Chèvre | 1 |
| #218 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 1 |
| #68 | Shot of the Living Dead | 2 |
| #68 | Shrubble Bubble | 1 |
| #538 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
| #282 | Sinful Desires | 2 |
| #24 | Single Alice's Army Foil | 1 |
| #11 | Sister Accessory | 1 |
| #63 | Sizzling Sinner | 1 |
| #18 | Sketcherzâ„¢ | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #156 | Skullery Maid's Knee | 2 |
| #87 | Skullhead's Screw | 2 |
| #38 | Skully's hot chocolate | 3 |
| #65 | Slimebite | 1 |
| #57 | Slimosa | 1 |
| #51 | Slippery Knob | 1 |
| #63 | Sloe Comfortable Zoo | 1 |
| #88 | Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire | 1 |
| #4 | Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook | 1 |
| #619 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #70 | Small Medium | 1 |
| #139 | Smart Bone Dust | 1 |
| #556 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 2 |
| #212 | Sneaky Pete's key lime | 1 |
| #313 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 2 |
| #24 | Sneaky Pete's leather jacket | 1 |
| #566 | Snow Queen Crown | 2 |
| #20 | Snow Suit | 1 |
| #153 | Sogg-Os | 1 |
| #138 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #184 | Space Tourist Phaser | 1 |
| #255 | Space Tours Tripple | 1 |
| #10 | Space Trip safety headphones | 1 |
| #29 | Spaghetti with Moonballs | 1 |
| #1027 | Spam Witch sammich | 2 |
| #58 | Spechunky bar | 1 |
| #29 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 1 |
| #24 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #22 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| #17 | Spelunker's Guild prize sack | 1 |
| #129 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #5 | Spooky Putty sheet | 1 |
| #845 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 2 |
| #478 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #4 | Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon | 1 |
| #209 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #12 | Staff of Holiday Sensations | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #11 | Staff of the Cozy Fish | 1 |
| #26 | Staff of the Electric Range | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #18 | Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals | 3 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #28 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 2 |
| #6 | Staff of the Scummy Sink | 1 |
| #66 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #13 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| #59 | Star Spawn | 3 |
| #536 | Steal This Candy | 2 |
| #83 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#1) | 1 |
| #81 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#2) | 1 |
| #70 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#3) | 1 |
| #74 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1) | 1 |
| #80 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2) | 1 |
| #81 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3) | 1 |
| #78 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1) | 1 |
| #83 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2) | 1 |
| #82 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3) | 1 |
| #74 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#1) | 1 |
| #69 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#2) | 1 |
| #80 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#3) | 1 |
| #88 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#1) | 1 |
| #82 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#2) | 1 |
| #65 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#3) | 1 |
| #14 | Stembridge sidearm | 1 |
| #32 | Stemonitis Staticus mushroom | 1 |
| #93 | Stephen's secret formula | 1 |
| #165 | Stone Golem pebbles | 1 |
| #30 | Strikes Again Bigmouth | 4 |
| #243 | Strix stix | 1 |
| #32 | Suffering Sinner | 3 |
| #561 | Sugar Cog | 2 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #129 | Super Weight-Gain 9000 | 1 |
| 🥇 | Superhero Reboots | 1 |
| #555 | Supernova Champagne | 3 |
| #53 | Suppurating Sinner | 1 |
| #506 | Swabbieâ„¢ swab | 1 |
| #119 | Sweet Sword | 1 |
| #310 | Swizzler | 2 |
| #212 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| #70 | TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡ | 1 |
| #226 | T.U.R.D.S. Key | 1 |
| #198 | TI-9000 calculator | 1 |
| #41 | Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco | 1 |
| #22 | Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce! | 1 |
| #35 | Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco | 1 |
| #779 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 1 |
| #829 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #804 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 1 |
| #70 | Take Eleven Bar | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #4 | Tales of Dread | 1 |
| #93 | Tales of Spelunking | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #7 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 2 |
| #82 | Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #237 | Tears of the Quiet Healer | 1 |
| #99 | Temps Tempranillo | 1 |
| #67 | Tequiz Navidad | 2 |
| #109 | Texas tea | 1 |
| #598 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #22 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #224 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 6 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #82 | The Bomb | 1 |
| #24 | The Confiscator's Grimoire | 1 |
| #527 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
| #217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #10 | The Groose in the Hoose | 1 |
| #788 | The Joy of Wassailing | 2 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #73 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| #48 | The Lost Comb | 1 |
| #86 | The Lost Glasses | 1 |
| #53 | The Lost Pill Bottle | 1 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #302 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #59 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| #96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
| #38 | The Smith's Tome | 1 |
| #208 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #101 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #14 | The Sword in the Steak | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #39 | They liver | 1 |
| #25 | They liver popsicle | 1 |
| #69 | Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy | 4 |
| 🥇 | Thinknerd T-Shirt | 1 |
| #219 | Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag | 1 |
| #32 | Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts | 1 |
| #53 | This Charming Flan | 2 |
| #18 | Thor's Pliers | 1 |
| #216 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #76 | Thriller Ice | 1 |
| #28 | Thunkula's drinking cap | 1 |
| #42 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 36 |
| #133 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 7 |
| #838 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #44 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 10 |
| #78 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 24 |
| #333 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 11 |
| #823 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 4 |
| #1816 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #188 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 4 |
| #956 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #234 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 19 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #231 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 5 |
| #262 | Tiger-lily's milk | 2 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #130 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #16 | Time Cape | 1 |
| #19 | Time Cloak | 1 |
| #39 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #563 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
| #114 | Tome of Clip Art | 1 |
| #15 | Tome of Rad Libs | 1 |
| #60 | Transylvania Sling | 1 |
| #937 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #23 | Tremella Tarantella mushroom | 1 |
| #319 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 1 |
| #321 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 1 |
| #312 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 1 |
| #306 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #1307 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #48 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 2 |
| #50 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 2 |
| #60 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 2 |
| #460 | Tuesday's ruby | 3 |
| #706 | Typical Tavern swill | 2 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #54 | Ultimate Mind Destroyer | 1 |
| #51 | Ultra Mega Sour Ball | 1 |
| #150 | Ultracolorâ„¢ shirt | 1 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| #60 | Uncle Buck | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #710 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #230 | Uncle Romulus | 5 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #118 | Unconscious Collective Dream Jar | 1 |
| #10 | Underworld flail | 1 |
| #40 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
| #12 | Underworld truncheon | 1 |
| #11 | Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword | 1 |
| #13 | Unkillable Skeleton's shield | 1 |
| #25 | Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards | 1 |
| #37 | Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car | 1 |
| #33 | Unmotivator: Crashed Orca | 1 |
| #34 | Unmotivator: Success Warrior | 1 |
| #72 | Unspeakable Earring | 1 |
| #98 | Ur-Donut | 1 |
| #251 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1626 | Valentine | 5 |
| #126 | Van der Graaf helmet | 1 |
| #81 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 2 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #117 | Vial of jus de larmes | 1 |
| #42 | Vicar's Tutu | 1 |
| #34 | Vivian's Vitamin | 1 |
| #61 | Vodka Matryoshka | 2 |
| #916 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #237 | WA | 1 |
| #1000 | Wand of Nagamar | 2 |
| #204 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #19 | Warms-Your-Tush | 1 |
| #167 | Wax Flask | 1 |
| #220 | Way More Tearsâ„¢ pepper spray | 2 |
| #138 | Wet Russian | 1 |
| #169 | Whatsian Ionic Pliers | 1 |
| #56 | Whenchamacallit bar | 1 |
| #187 | White Chocolate Golem Seeds | 1 |
| #478 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #431 | White Citadel fries | 1 |
| #106 | White Hyborian | 1 |
| #162 | Whoompa Fur Pants | 1 |
| #22 | Winifred's whistle | 1 |
| #1631 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 2 |
| #228 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #27 | Work is a Four Letter Sword | 2 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #134 | X-37 gun | 1 |
| #10 | Xi Receiver Unit | 1 |
| #69 | Xiblaxian 5D printer | 1 |
| #54 | Xiblaxian alloy | 1 |
| #61 | Xiblaxian cache locator simcode | 1 |
| #64 | Xiblaxian circuitry | 1 |
| #50 | Xiblaxian crystal | 1 |
| #43 | Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode | 1 |
| #40 | Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner | 1 |
| #19 | Xiblaxian holo-bowtie | 1 |
| #53 | Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode | 1 |
| #18 | Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube | 1 |
| #15 | Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey | 1 |
| #14 | Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl | 1 |
| #11 | Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers | 1 |
| #12 | Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest | 1 |
| #15 | Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito | 1 |
| #16 | Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles | 1 |
| #41 | Xiblaxian holo-training simcode | 1 |
| #49 | Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter | 1 |
| #57 | Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode | 1 |
| #68 | Xiblaxian polymer | 3 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #234 | Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick | 1 |
| #196 | Ye Olde Meade | 1 |
| #219 | Ye Olde Medieval Insult | 1 |
| #221 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 2 |
| #279 | Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher | 1 |
| #1150 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #35 | Yoloâ„¢ chocolates | 1 |
| #19 | Young Man's Cargo Load | 1 |
| #15 | Young Man's Crew Sequester | 1 |
| #2956 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #221 | Z-Bone steak | 1 |
| #57 | Zeâ„¢ goggles | 124 |
| #616 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1172 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #92 | Zoodriver | 1 |
| #916 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #25 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #278 | a butt tuba | 2 |
| #48 | a cute angel | 1 |
| #565 | a little sump'm sump'm | 2 |
| #336 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #208 | abominable blubber | 1 |
| #1230 | abominable snowcone | 2 |
| #503 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #53 | accidental mutton | 1 |
| #132 | accord ion | 1 |
| #71 | accordion file | 1 |
| #121 | accordionoid rocca | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #788 | acoustic guitarrr | 2 |
| #235 | actual reality goggles | 1 |
| #176 | adder | 2 |
| #822 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #552 | adorable seal larva | 5 |
| #137 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| #29 | affordable teak perch | 1 |
| #298 | agua de vida | 3 |
| #190 | airblaster gun | 1 |
| #36 | airborne mutagen | 1 |
| #67 | alarm accordion | 1 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| #285 | alien drugs | 1 |
| #223 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #97 | alien hologram projector | 1 |
| #108 | alien protein powder | 1 |
| #202 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #617 | all-purpose cleaner | 2 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
| #624 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #9 | alpine watercolor set | 3 |
| #127 | amber aviator shades | 1 |
| #81 | ammonite candy mold | 2 |
| #911 | ammonite fossil | 2 |
| #147 | amok pudding | 1 |
| #109 | amok putter | 1 |
| #20 | amphibious tophat | 1 |
| #1252 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 2 |
| #656 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #44 | ancient calendar | 1 |
| #145 | ancient calendar fragment | 1 |
| #219 | ancient cursed foot locker | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #45 | ancient hot dog wrapper | 1 |
| #183 | ancient ice cream scoop | 1 |
| #151 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 1 |
| #236 | ancient poisoned dart | 2 |
| #582 | ancient protein powder | 2 |
| #533 | ancient spice | 1 |
| #252 | ancient stone fist | 1 |
| #232 | ancient stone head | 1 |
| #52 | ancient turtle shell | 1 |
| #58 | ancient turtle shell helmet | 1 |
| #25 | ancient turtle shell powder | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #610 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 1 |
| #143 | anemone nematocyst | 1 |
| #81 | anemone sauce | 1 |
| #53 | angel-food cake | 1 |
| #79 | angry inch | 1 |
| #140 | angst burger | 1 |
| #29 | anise-flavored venom | 1 |
| #40 | ankleweights | 1 |
| #409 | anniversary balloon | 2 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2608 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1082 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #631 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #35 | ant antidepressant | 1 |
| #272 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #255 | ant pick | 1 |
| #252 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #285 | ant rake | 1 |
| #260 | ant sickle | 1 |
| #483 | anti-anti-antidote | 1 |
| #1062 | anticheese | 1 |
| #115 | antimatter wad | 1 |
| #736 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #117 | antique accordion | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #626 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #888 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #898 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #213 | antique machete | 1 |
| #497 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #162 | antique painting of a landscape | 5 |
| #354 | antique pair of blue jeans | 2 |
| #931 | antique record album | 1 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #587 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #949 | antique spear | 1 |
| #57 | antique spyglass | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #17 | aquamariner's necklace | 1 |
| #20 | aquamariner's ring | 1 |
| #44 | aquaviolet jub-jub bird | 1 |
| #19 | arm buzzer | 1 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #247 | arrowgram | 1 |
| #856 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
| #171 | artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice | 1 |
| #235 | artisanal limoncello | 1 |
| #328 | asbestos apron | 2 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #173 | asbestos crossbow string | 1 |
| #122 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #73 | asbestos meat stack | 1 |
| #1106 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #172 | asbestos stick | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #177 | asbestos sword hilt | 1 |
| #34 | ash soda | 1 |
| #885 | asparagus knife | 2 |
| #140 | asparagus lo mein | 1 |
| #125 | asparagus stir-fry | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #1192 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #115 | attention spanner | 1 |
| #179 | attorney's badge | 1 |
| #92 | augmented-reality shades | 2 |
| #124 | autocalliope | 1 |
| #106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
| #30 | auxiliary backbone | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #358 | bätzle | 1 |
| #187 | baby cuddlefish | 1 |
| #192 | baby killer bee | 49 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #265 | backwoods screwdriver | 1 |
| #239 | bacon bath ball | 4 |
| #2451 | baconstone | 1 |
| #352 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #185 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #122 | baconstone ring | 2 |
| #6540 | badass belt | 2 |
| #105 | badass pie | 1 |
| #148 | badge of authority | 1 |
| #133 | badger badge | 1 |
| #952 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #191 | bag of GORF | 2 |
| #200 | bag of GORP | 2 |
| #178 | bag of QWOP | 4 |
| #312 | bag of W&Ws | 3 |
| #1719 | bag of airline peanuts | 2 |
| #502 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #116 | bag of gross foreign snacks | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #133 | bag of many confections | 1 |
| #162 | bag of pygmy blood | 1 |
| #49 | bag of unfinished business | 1 |
| #734 | baggie of powdered sugar | 12 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #632 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #2044 | ball | 1 |
| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #305 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #281 | balloon monkey | 6 |
| #57 | balloon shield | 2 |
| #312 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #42 | ballpark hot daub | 2 |
| #525 | ballroom blintz | 2 |
| #94 | balsa plank | 1 |
| #197 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #1147 | banana | 1 |
| #339 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #222 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #87 | banana milkshake | 1 |
| #655 | banana peel | 1 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
| #251 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #1024 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #968 | bananagate | 1 |
| #94 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #138 | baneful bandolier | 1 |
| #109 | banjo kazoo mount | 1 |
| #218 | banjo strings | 1 |
| #30 | baobab sap | 2 |
| #1234 | bar skin | 1 |
| #122 | bar whip | 1 |
| #961 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #307 | bargain flash powder | 1 |
| #121 | baritone accordion | 1 |
| #13 | bark beret | 3 |
| #15 | bark boxers | 3 |
| #11 | bark bracelet | 3 |
| #413 | bark rootbeer | 1 |
| #90 | barrrnacle | 136 |
| #73 | barskin buckler | 1 |
| #110 | barskin cloak | 1 |
| #367 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #88 | barskin loincloth | 1 |
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| #99 | classy monkey | 1 |
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| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
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| #29 | clockwork chef head | 1 |
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| #72 | clockwork claws | 1 |
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| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
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| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #86 | clockwork widget | 1 |
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| #27 | club of corruption | 1 |
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| #144 | clumsiness bark | 2 |
| #42 | cluster of hops | 1 |
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| #104 | coal dust | 1 |
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| #205 | cob of corn | 1 |
| #612 | cocktail napkin | 1 |
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| #1226 | cocoa egg | 1 |
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| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
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| #56 | cod cape | 1 |
| #56 | coffee pixie stick | 1 |
| #435 | coffin lid | 2 |
| #1139 | cog | 1 |
| #248 | cog and sprocket assembly | 1 |
| #73 | cold and sour sauce | 1 |
| #20 | cold cluster | 1 |
| #11 | cold clusterbomb | 1 |
| #199 | cold hi mein | 2 |
| #107 | cold mashed potatoes | 1 |
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| #297 | cold powder | 1 |
| #283 | cold seal sweat | 1 |
| #374 | cold wad | 1 |
| #150 | cold water bottle | 1 |
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| #56 | collapsible baton | 1 |
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| #154 | cologne of contempt | 1 |
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| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #254 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #398 | communal gobstopper | 1 |
| #651 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #52 | complex mushroom wine | 1 |
| #26 | complicated lock impression | 1 |
| #98 | compressed air canister | 1 |
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| #258 | confusing LED clock | 1 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #91 | container of Spooky Putty | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
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| #226 | cordial of concentration | 1 |
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| #218 | corpsebite | 1 |
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| #75 | correction fluid | 25 |
| #7 | corroded breeches | 1 |
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| #37 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
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| #270 | crappy brain | 1 |
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| #98 | crate of firebombs | 1 |
| #127 | crayon shavings | 1 |
| #159 | crazy hobo notebook | 1 |
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| #434 | cream pie | 1 |
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| #200 | creepy ginger ale | 1 |
| #101 | creepy voice box | 1 |
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| #35 | crimsilion jub-jub bird | 1 |
| #71 | croquet hedgehog | 1 |
| #185 | crossbow string | 1 |
| #162 | crowbar | 1 |
| #542 | crowbarrr | 2 |
| #126 | crown-shaped beanie | 2 |
| #87 | crude crudités | 1 |
| #137 | crude voodoo doll | 1 |
| #457 | cruelty-free wine | 2 |
| #362 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| #27 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #112 | crusty hula hoop | 4 |
| #32 | cryptic puzzle box | 1 |
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| #125 | crystal skeleton vodka | 1 |
| #105 | crystal skull | 1 |
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| #40 | crystalline seal eye | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #201 | cube of billiard chalk | 1 |
| #114 | cube of ectoplasm | 1 |
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| #45 | cuddly teddy bear | 1 |
| #96 | cup of hickory chicory | 2 |
| #597 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #69 | cup of lukewarm tea | 1 |
| #459 | cup of primitive beer | 1 |
| #182 | cupcake-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #104 | curdflinger | 1 |
| #403 | curmudgel | 1 |
| #399 | cursed black pearl onion | 2 |
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| #513 | cursed bottle of rum | 1 |
| #418 | cursed cannonball | 1 |
| #456 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 1 |
| #377 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
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| #432 | cursed voodoo skull | 1 |
| #125 | custard pie | 1 |
| #19 | cute bow from beyond the stars | 1 |
| #115 | cyber-mattock | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #316 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
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| #145 | d10 | 1 |
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| #585 | dance card | 1 |
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| #29 | dark baconstone ring | 1 |
| #29 | dark hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #34 | dark porquoise ring | 1 |
| #964 | dark potion | 1 |
| #96 | daub-breaker | 1 |
| #139 | day-old beer | 1 |
| #180 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #22 | deactivated putty buddy | 1 |
| #32 | dead guy's memento | 1 |
| #43 | dead guy's piece of double-sided tape | 1 |
| #1037 | dead guy's watch | 2 |
| #111 | dead lights pie | 1 |
| #93 | dead meat bun | 2 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #57 | deadly nightshade | 1 |
| #13 | deanimated reanimator's coffin | 2 |
| #208 | death blossom | 1 |
| #17 | debonair deboner | 1 |
| #64 | decanter of fine Scotch | 4 |
| #582 | decaying goldfish liver | 1 |
| #27 | decaying wooden oar | 1 |
| #19 | decaying wooden paddle | 1 |
| #23 | decaying wooden pole | 1 |
| #273 | decent brain | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #159 | decomposed boot | 2 |
| #810 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #114 | deep six-shooter | 1 |
| #16 | defective Game Grid token | 1 |
| #1355 | defective skull | 2 |
| #714 | dehydrated caviar | 1 |
| #167 | delectable fire ant | 1 |
| #68 | delicious candy | 1 |
| #90 | delicious comfit? | 1 |
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| #1796 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #246 | delicious shimmering moth | 1 |
| #229 | delicious spicy noodles | 1 |
| #140 | delicious stinkbug | 2 |
| #124 | delicious swamp muck | 2 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #82 | deluxe layer cake | 1 |
| #93 | demon buckler | 1 |
| #923 | demon skin | 1 |
| #97 | demon whip | 1 |
| #68 | demon-horned hat | 2 |
| #58 | demonic paste | 1 |
| #114 | demonic surgical gloves | 1 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #158 | demonskin trousers | 1 |
| #375 | denim axe | 1 |
| #49 | dense meat crossbow | 1 |
| #340 | dense meat stack | 527 |
| #63 | dense meat staff | 1 |
| #84 | dense meat sword | 1 |
| #59 | dental pliers | 1 |
| #438 | dented harmonica | 1 |
| #83 | dented spoon | 1 |
| #591 | deodorant | 1 |
| #618 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #25 | depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 1 |
| #40 | depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 1 |
| #40 | depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 1 |
| #46 | depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #27 | depleted Grimacite ninja mask | 1 |
| #22 | depleted Grimacite shinguards | 1 |
| #31 | depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
| #517 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #644 | desiccated apricot | 2 |
| #187 | designer handbag | 14 |
| #51 | desktop zen garden | 1 |
| #154 | detective skull | 1 |
| #61 | dethklok | 1 |
| #60 | devil hair pasta | 1 |
| #41 | devil's-food cake | 1 |
| #93 | deviled egg | 1 |
| #206 | devilish folio | 1 |
| #93 | dew yoana lei | 1 |
| #52 | dew yoana salacious lei | 2 |
| #15 | diabolical crossbow | 1 |
| #180 | diamond necklace | 26 |
| #851 | diamond-studded cane | 2 |
| #177 | diamond-studded fronts | 1 |
| #597 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #220 | digital key lime | 1 |
| #282 | digital key lime pie | 2 |
| #59 | digital underground potion | 1 |
| #64 | dilapidated wizard hat | 2 |
| #947 | dill | 25 |
| #209 | dingy planks | 1 |
| #76 | dinner roll | 3 |
| #482 | dire fudgesicle | 1 |
| #915 | dirty hobo gloves | 3 |
| #1330 | disassembled clover | 4 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1650 | disco ball | 2 |
| #279 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 1 |
| #280 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 1 |
| #285 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 1 |
| #261 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 1 |
| #284 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 1 |
| #274 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 1 |
| #1533 | disco mask | 2 |
| #344 | discocktail | 1 |
| #1025 | disease | 1 |
| #819 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #292 | disembodied smile | 1 |
| #344 | dishrag | 1 |
| #787 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #476 | disintegrating sheet music | 1 |
| #225 | disintegrating spiky collar | 1 |
| #596 | displaced fish | 2 |
| #95 | disposable instant camera | 1 |
| #986 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #587 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1577 | disturbing fanfic | 4 |
| #550 | divine blowout | 1 |
| #476 | divine can of silly string | 3 |
| #498 | divine champagne flute | 3 |
| #386 | divine champagne popper | 3 |
| #479 | divine cracker | 1 |
| #451 | divine noisemaker | 4 |
| #113 | diving muff | 1 |
| #98 | dog ointment | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #173 | dollar-sign bag | 13 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #48 | dollop of barbecue sauce | 1 |
| #133 | dolphin whistle | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #586 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #356 | dope wheels | 1 |
| #188 | double-barreled sling | 3 |
| #80 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #104 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #171 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #113 | double-ice gum | 1 |
| #25 | dove DNA | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #53 | drafty drawers | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #266 | dragon snaps | 2 |
| #114 | dragonfish caviar | 1 |
| #41 | dread tarragon | 1 |
| #30 | dreadful box | 1 |
| #4 | dreadful fedora | 1 |
| #19 | dreadful glove | 1 |
| #71 | dreadful roast | 1 |
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| #374 | dreadlock whip | 1 |
| #80 | dream of a dog | 1 |
| #10 | dreaming Jung man | 1 |
| #135 | dress pants | 1 |
| #782 | dried face | 1 |
| #25 | dried gelatinous cube | 1 |
| #79 | dripping meat crossbow | 1 |
| #76 | dripping meat staff | 1 |
| #100 | dripping meat sword | 1 |
| #242 | droll monocle | 1 |
| #126 | drone self-destruct chip | 1 |
| #111 | droopy doll eye | 1 |
| #466 | drop of water-37 | 1 |
| #19 | drug cocktail sauce | 1 |
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| #367 | drum of pomade | 1 |
| #187 | drum of tommy ammo | 1 |
| #95 | dry cleaning receipt | 1 |
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| #1066 | dry noodles | 2 |
| #134 | dry vodka martini | 3 |
| #1505 | drywall axe | 3 |
| #52 | dubious loincloth | 1 |
| #133 | dubious peppermint | 1 |
| #309 | ducha de oro | 4 |
| #1477 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2104 | duct tape | 2 |
| #32 | duct tape buckler | 2 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #31 | duct tape fedora | 2 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #75 | duct tape sword | 2 |
| #226 | duct tape wallet | 2 |
| #46 | dude ranch souvenir crate | 1 |
| #45 | dueling banjo | 1 |
| #126 | dueling turtle | 1 |
| #469 | dull fish scale | 1 |
| #137 | dull ninja crampons | 1 |
| #112 | dumb mud | 1 |
| #554 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #125 | dungeoneering kit | 2 |
| #124 | duonoculars | 1 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #272 | dusty animal cranium | 1 |
| #245 | dusty animal jawbone | 1 |
| #307 | dusty animal pelvis | 1 |
| #87 | dusty animal skull | 1 |
| #818 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 4 |
| #832 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 4 |
| #816 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 4 |
| #798 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 5 |
| #846 | dusty bottle of Port | 4 |
| #799 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 4 |
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| #303 | dusty first cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #284 | dusty first lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #323 | dusty first thoracic vertebra | 1 |
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| #307 | dusty fourth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #299 | dusty fourth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #320 | dusty left clavicle | 1 |
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| #307 | dusty left femur | 1 |
| #286 | dusty left fibula | 1 |
| #189 | dusty left fifth rib | 2 |
| #291 | dusty left first front claw | 1 |
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| #303 | dusty left first rib | 1 |
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| #312 | dusty left fourth rear claw | 1 |
| #197 | dusty left fourth rib | 2 |
| #305 | dusty left humerus |