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BenzDoc

Rank	Item	Quantity
#140	"DRINK ME" potion	269
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#63	1-ball	149
#20	1/6th Pound Cake	10
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#687	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	5
#59	2-ball	147
#60	3-ball	159
#261	30669 scroll	39
#404	33398 scroll	41
#156	334 scroll	43
#60	4-ball	160
#441	4-dimensional guitar	1
#54	5-ball	152
#61	6-ball	146
#262	64067 scroll	1
#145	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	26
#69	7-ball	142
#82	8-ball	698
#109	9-ball	10
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#152	ASCII shirt	16
#115	Alewife™ Ale	16
#69	Alice's Army Alchemist	23
#60	Alice's Army Bowman	12
#60	Alice's Army Cleric	13
#103	Alice's Army Coward	6
#156	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#71	Alice's Army Guard	22
#73	Alice's Army Halberder	20
#114	Alice's Army Hammerman	5
#111	Alice's Army Horseman	5
#59	Alice's Army Lanceman	11
#67	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	22
#106	Alice's Army Martyr	2
#78	Alice's Army Ninja	20
#81	Alice's Army Nurse	21
#71	Alice's Army Page	22
#83	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	19
#109	Alice's Army Sniper	2
#85	Alice's Army Spearsman	15
#78	Alice's Army Swordsman	19
#66	Alice's Army Wallman	25
#25	Alice's Army booster box	1
#1457	Amulet of Yendor	1
#2230	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#1084	Angry Farmer candy	29
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#70	Apathargic Bandersnatch	1
#788	Argarggagarg's fang	2
#573	Asleep in the Cemetery	3
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#182	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	5
#176	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	5
#565	BGE pocket calendar	1
#575	BGE shotglass	12
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#224	BGE tiny plastic toy	5
#28	BRICKO airship	1
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#163	BRICKO brick	1,613
#21	BRICKO cathedral	1
#146	BRICKO eye brick	484
#17	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#112	BRICKO pearl	1
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#55	BRICKO trunk	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#10	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	2
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#2353	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	4
#435	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	5
#350	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	7
#38	Barulio's bottle	19
#223	Bash-Ōs cereal	2
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#634	Better Than Cuddling Cake	2
#388	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	3
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#373	Bit O' Ectoplasm	6
#53	Black Body™ spray	11
#357	Black No. 2	13
#238	Blackfly Chardonnay	17
#326	Blizzards I Have Died In	3
#149	Bohemian rhapsody	3
#267	Bone's Farm "wine"	7
#1261	Bonerdagon necklace	6
#184	Boozehounds Anonymous token	4
#148	Boris's key lime pie	9
#396	Boris's ring	4
#740	Boss Bat bling	4
#1990	Boss Bat britches	3
#1743	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#860	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	2
#208	Bulky Buddy Box	13
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#110	C.H.U.M. knife	8
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#582	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#480	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#508	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#467	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#475	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#181	CRIMBCO lanyard	3
#273	CRIMBCO mug	52
#1268	CRIMBCO wine	4
#1224	CRIMBCOIDS mints	4
#1727	CRIMBCOLOAF	3
#147	CSA discount card	12
#107	Camp Scout pup tent	48
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#117	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#53	Chester's bag of candy	2
#174	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#24	Climate Colada	2
#1449	Cloaca grenade	3
#1132	Cloaca-Cola	9
#943	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	2
#131	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	6
#141	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	2
#1869	Codpiece of the Goblin King	2
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#1037	Cold Hots candy	2
#165	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	3
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#50	Comet Pop	10
#150	Cookbook of the Damned	3
#673	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	3
#785	Corpse Island iced tea	6
#15	Crepes a la Lune	10
#280	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	20
#213	Crimbo candied pecan	78
#228	Crimbo fudge	75
#216	Crimbo peppermint bark	73
#190	Crimbo pie	15
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#51	Crown of Thrones	1
#2654	Crown of the Goblin King	5
#1231	Daffy Taffy	15
#320	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	2
#463	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	13
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#313	Divine	1
#706	Dolphin King's crown	6
#844	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	2
#477	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	7
#117	Dramatic™ range	12
#1086	Drowsy Sword	12
#1134	Dyspepsi grenade	6
#637	Dyspepsi-Cola	96
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#23	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	9
#134	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	5
#150	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	4
#17	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	13
#82	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	5
#172	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	2
#67	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	5
#53	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	17
#80	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	11
#38	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	13
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#85	Ellsbury's journal	1
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#470	Elmley shades	1
#110	Ent cider	140
#708	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	4
#76	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	2
#19	Flan in the Moon	10
#370	Frat Army FGF	4
#212	Frosty's carrot	1
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#77	Frosty's old silk hat	2
#121	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#112	GOTO	6
#512	Gaia beads	2
#284	Game Grid ticket	1
#264	Game Grid token	1
#148	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	2
#140	Genalen™ Bottle	26
#604	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	4
#74	Gnollish autoplunger	3
#22	Gnollish casserole dish	98
#297	Gnollish flyswatter	10
#258	Gnollish pie server	7
#63	Gnollish pie tin	172
#189	Gnollish slotted spoon	11
#297	Gnollish toolbox	14
#69	Gnomish toolbox	1
#229	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	2
#49	Go-Wassail	427
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#86	Great Ball of Frozen Fire	1
#891	Green Clover of Justice	2
#755	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#55	Gummy Brains	10
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#154	Hell broth	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#250	Hippy Army MPE	25
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#488	Hodgman's blanket	2
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#133	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#65	Hodgman's metal detector	1
#97	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#324	Hollandaise helmet	7
#380	Iiti Kitty phone charm	5
#65	Imp Ale	4,451
#293	Jack-in-the-box	21
#285	Jarlsberg's earring	5
#131	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	10
#34	Jawmaster 2000™	1
#1287	Jocko Homo's head	1
#627	Jolly Roger charrrm	3
#136	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	20
#22	Juju Mojo Mask	2
#829	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	3
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#356	Kissin' Cousins	3
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#176	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	2
#991	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#815	Knob Goblin elite pants	2
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#309	Knob Goblin elite shirt	24
#967	Knob Goblin firecracker	4
#453	Knob Goblin harem pants	7
#456	Knob Goblin harem veil	7
#703	Knob Goblin love potion	6
#463	Knob Goblin lunchbox	2
#234	Knob Goblin melon baller	10
#734	Knob Goblin pants	5
#241	Knob Goblin perfume	14
#687	Knob Goblin scimitar	6
#553	Knob Goblin seltzer	10
#373	Knob Goblin spatula	14
#630	Knob Goblin steroids	6
#513	Knob Goblin superseltzer	5
#294	Knob Goblin tongs	49
#411	Knob Goblin visor	11
#60	Knob jelly donut	5
#67	Knob lo mein	8
#73	Knob mushroom	262
#151	Knob nuts	4
#163	Knob sausage	59
#28	Knob sausage stir-fry	24
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#33	Knob stir-fry	15
#85	Knoll lo mein	2
#63	Knoll mushroom	240
#161	Knoll shroomkabob	10
#43	Knoll stir-fry	10
#730	Let Me Be!	2
#135	Li'l Businessman Kit	1
#35	Libram of BRICKOs	2
#82	Libram of Divine Favors	1
#112	Libram of Love Songs	1
#47	Libram of Resolutions	1
#25	Loathing Legion knife	2
#69	Lobster qua Grill	3
#400	Lockenstock™ sandals	3
#1725	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	11
#970	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#263	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	206
#113	Lucky Surprise Egg	85
#39	MSG	84
#859	Mad Train wine	48
#308	Mae West	1
#1043	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	5
#32	Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit	1
#109	Manetwich	9
#77	Marvin's marvelous pill	1
#387	Maxing, Relaxing	3
#437	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	3
#75	Mayflower bouquet	1
#276	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	10
#403	Meat detector	1
#72	Meat maid	3
#148	Meat maid body	1
#299	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	20
#269	Meleegra™ pills	38
#103	Mer-kin digpick	1
#58	Mer-kin fastjuice	15
#66	Mer-kin healscroll	17
#90	Mer-kin hidepaint	4
#49	Mer-kin hookspear	18
#80	Mer-kin killscroll	9
#81	Mer-kin pinkslip	2
#79	Mer-kin prayerbeads	5
#91	Mer-kin pressureglobe	2
#42	Mer-kin takebag	19
#116	Mer-kin thingpouch	4
#537	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	6
#862	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	9
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#1962	Mob Penguin cellular phone	2
#727	Mohawk wig	4
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#175	Monstar energy beverage	56
#29	Moon Pie	10
#13	Moonthril Schnapps	10
#24	Moping Artistic Goth Kid	2
#30	Mortimer's nostrum	24
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#2280	Mr. Mediocrebar	5
#41	My Own Pen Pal kit	1
#282	Necrotelicomnicon	2
#287	Neuromancer	1
#276	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	3
#217	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	5
#212	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	3
#313	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	1
#212	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	3
#263	Now and Earlier	15
#104	Nuclear Blastball	28
#92	Oil of Parrrlay	40
#54	Ol' Scratch's ash can	2
#40	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	2
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#475	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	2
#92	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#186	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#51	Operation Patriot Shield	1
#664	Orange Star of Sacrifice	3
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#106	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#193	Oscus's pelt	1
#612	PADL Phone	1
#80	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	98
#1599	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	2
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#647	Penultimate Fantasy chest	8
#121	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	13
#88	Piddles	28
#117	Pine-Fresh air freshener	32
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#301	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	7
#259	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	6
#376	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	2
#809	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#244	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	6
#370	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	4
#195	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	10
#248	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	6
#160	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	12
#197	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	4
#301	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	7
#575	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	3
#263	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	8
#389	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	5
#136	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	10
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#168	Rainbow's Gravity	1
#112	Ralph IX cognac	2
#609	Ram's Face Lager	13
#325	Red Rover BB gun	11
#330	Regular Cloaca Cola	2
#1903	Rock Pops	11
#174	SPF 451 lip balm	14
#47	Saccharine Maple pendant	2
#715	Safari Jack's moustache	2
#23	Saison du Lune	10
#2541	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#23	Schmalz's First Prize Beer	2
#129	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	1
#648	Senior Mints	6
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#185	Sinful Desires	3
#90	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	14
#151	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	8
#566	Snow Queen Crown	2
#67	Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	1
#14	Spaghetti with Moonballs	10
#904	Spam Witch sammich	5
🥉	Spooky Putty leotard	1
🥉	Spooky Putty mitre	1
🥈	Spooky Putty snake	1
#524	Spooky Surprise Egg	16
#163	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	6
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#62	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
#94	Staff of the Black Kettle	1
#6	Staff of the Deepest Freeze	1
#27	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
#27	Staff of the Grease Trap	1
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#60	Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	1
#66	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#49	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#61	Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	1
#536	Steal This Candy	2
#945	Summer Nights	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#306	Swabbie™ swab	7
#33	TÎ¤◊lisman of Baiø‡	3
#279	Tales from the Fireside	4
#581	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	77
#256	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	5
#417	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	6
#47	The Landscaper's leafblower	2
#77	The Snake trading card	2
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#98	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	1
#219	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	1
#32	Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	1
#216	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#1741	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	3
#126	Tiger-lily's milk	17
#127	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	50
#114	Tome of Clip Art	1
#109	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	1
#315	Travels with Jerry	4
#530	Trollhouse cookies	48
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#542	Tuesday's ruby	2
#323	Typical Tavern swill	14
#149	Ultracolor™ shirt	1
#157	Ultrasoldier Serum	6
#33	Unagnimated Gnome	1
#850	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	2
#117	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	116
#414	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	5
#230	Uncle Romulus	5
#47	V for Vivala mask	1
#274	Valentine	111
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#34	Vivian's Vitamin	1
#915	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
#852	Wand of Nagamar	3
#203	Wand of Oscus	1
#687	Warm Subject gift certificate	20
#165	Wax Flask	1
#477	White Citadel burger	1
#81	White Hyborian	2
#964	Wint-O-Fresh mint	9
#499	Workytime Tea	3
#34	Wrecked Generator	10
#34	X-37 gun	6
#349	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#112	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	155
#1973	Yummy Tummy bean	39
#615	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#658	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	2
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#182	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#916	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#365	a butt tuba	1
#48	a cute angel	1
#246	a little sump'm sump'm	11
#148	abominable blubber	5
#219	abominable snowcone	87
#260	accidental cider	5
#663	acid-squirting flower	3
#118	acoustic guitarrr	41
#420	adder bladder	12
#1568	adorable seal larva	1
#137	aerated diving helmet	1
#91	albatross necklace	1
#220	all-purpose cleaner	37
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#500	alphabet gum	2
#62	ammonite candy mold	3
#911	ammonite fossil	2
#898	amulet of extreme plot significance	6
#190	ancient Magi-Wipes	42
#206	ancient frozen dinner	11
#259	ancient protein powder	17
#277	ancient spice	8
#99	ancient stone fist	18
#120	ancient stone head	8
#30	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	103
#267	ancient vinyl coin purse	14
#680	anniversary balloon	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#63	annoying pitchfork	36
#97	ant agonist	44
#271	ant hoe	1
#255	ant pick	1
#252	ant pitchfork	1
#284	ant rake	1
#260	ant sickle	1
#101	anti-anti-antidote	82
#1061	anticheese	1
#737	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#290	antique bottle opener	3
#888	antique greaves	1
#413	antique hand mirror	5
#667	antique helmet	3
#191	antique packet of ketchup	10
#343	antique painting of a landscape	2
#573	antique pair of blue jeans	1
#716	antique record album	2
#582	antique shield	5
#588	antique souvenir drawing	1
#773	antique spear	2
#279	armgun	7
#29	arrowgram	333
#328	asbestos apron	2
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#30	asbestos meat stack	6
#92	asbestos ore	106
#387	asbestos staff	1
#172	asbestos stick	1
#272	asparagus knife	30
#22	asparagus lo mein	19
#20	asparagus stir-fry	22
#769	aspirin	1
#643	asshat	1
#335	astral mushroom	30
#848	atomic vector plotter	2
#946	awful poetry journal	36
#117	bätzle	15
#186	baby cuddlefish	1
#208	baby killer bee	45
#183	babycakes	1
#1174	baconstone	6
#261	baconstone ring	1
#3415	badass belt	12
#709	bag of Cheat-Os	4
#115	bag of GORF	43
#123	bag of GORP	52
#1719	bag of airline peanuts	2
#296	bag of bones	6
#287	bag of lard	4
#132	bag of many confections	1
#521	baggie of powdered sugar	29
#447	balaclava baklava	4
#125	ball	54
#183	balloon helmet	2
#322	balloon monkey	5
#43	balloon shield	3
#203	balloon sword	2
#260	ballroom blintz	13
#518	banana	8
#338	banana cream pie	1
#173	banana peel	30
#389	banana smoothie	1
#251	banana supersucker	1
#189	bananagate	36
#162	bar skin	92
#122	bar whip	1
#675	barbed-wire fence	4
#306	bargain flash powder	1
#485	barrrnacle	32
#88	barskin loincloth	1
#118	barskin tent	2
#197	bartender-in-the-box	1
#458	baseball	8
#23	basic meat crossbow	13
#53	basic meat fez	2
#42	basic meat helmet	9
#27	basic meat pants	15
#78	basic meat spork	2
#23	basic meat staff	13
#30	basic meat sword	13
#718	bat guano	4
#144	bat haggis	3
#47	bat whip	2
#434	bat wing	24
#78	bat wing kabob	8
#24	bat wing stir-fry	25
#167	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#606	batblade	2
#820	batgut	9
#350	bath ball gift set	14
#227	battered hubcap	1
#115	bazookafish bubble gum	36
#193	beach glass bead	29
#199	beach glass necklace	2
#143	beanbag chair	4
#185	beefy fish meat	2
#23	beer basted brat	20
#337	beer bomb	71
#572	beer bong	1
#169	beer lens	18
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#328	beer-scented teddy bear	1
#208	beer-soaked mop	1
#489	beertini	3
#354	begpwnia	2
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#380	bejeweled cufflinks	11
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#123	belemnite candy mold	1
#977	belemnite fossil	1
#4	berries of suffering	427
#88	berry-infused sake	1
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#249	big bad voodoo mask	2
#315	big bass drum	2
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#48	whip kit	13
#486	whisker pencil	1
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#66	whiskey and soda	20
#92	whiskey sour	29
#792	white Canadian	1
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#1933	whoopie cushion	1
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#89	wiffle-flail	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#67	willyweed	53
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#278	windchimes	32
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#179	witty rapier	30
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#78	wristwatch of the white knight	1
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#538	yellow candy heart	42
#399	yellow candygram	1
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#94	yellow matter custard	1
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#697	yeti fur	93
#2364	yo-yo	1
#160	yohohoyo	21
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 153,318 items total!

what items are this player missing?