| #639 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
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| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
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| #934 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
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| #262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
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| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
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| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #274 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
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| #156 | Alice's Army Dervish | 1 |
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| #59 | Alice's Army Foil Guard | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Halberder | 1 |
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| #60 | Alice's Army Foil Page | 1 |
| #57 | Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden | 1 |
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| #251 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
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| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1456 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #2095 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #297 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #70 | Apathargic Bandersnatch | 1 |
| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #1133 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1044 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
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| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
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| #47 | BRICKO bat | 1 |
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| #32 | BRICKO pyramid | 1 |
| #38 | BRICKO python | 1 |
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| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
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| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #286 | Ben-Gal™ Balm | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #270 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 4 |
| #773 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #587 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
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| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
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| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #423 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
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| #1743 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #1012 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #250 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 2 |
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| #2315 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1 |
| #56 | CRIMBCO wine | 106 |
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| #786 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
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| #444 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
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| #83 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #145 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #265 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #232 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #886 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #1483 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #109 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
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| #1366 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #651 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #58 | Crimbough | 1 |
| #1171 | Crimboween memo | 9 |
| #3106 | Crimbuck | 2 |
| #698 | Crown of the Goblin King | 36 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #26 | Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #715 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 8 |
| #443 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #536 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 1 |
| #737 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 1 |
| #211 | Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent | 1 |
| #427 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 1 |
| #982 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #537 | Dramatic™ range | 1 |
| #647 | Drowsy Sword | 27 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #42 | Earring of Fire | 2 |
| #177 | Eau de Guaneau | 3 |
| #152 | El Vibrato power sphere | 9 |
| #298 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #654 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #498 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #119 | Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium | 1 |
| #1008 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #251 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 1 |
| #1688 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #169 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #513 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #213 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
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| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #121 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #607 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #284 | Game Grid ticket | 1 |
| #264 | Game Grid token | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #462 | Genalen™ Bottle | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #257 | Gnollish casserole dish | 1 |
| #594 | Gnollish pie server | 1 |
| #672 | Gnollish pie tin | 1 |
| #725 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #595 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 1 |
| #678 | Gnollish toolbox | 1 |
| #229 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 2 |
| #183 | Goodfella contract | 308 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #52 | Greatest American Pants | 1 |
| #655 | Green Clover of Justice | 3 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #131 | Hatorade | 1 |
| #568 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
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| #119 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #145 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #97 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #470 | Hollandaise helmet | 1 |
| #679 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #347 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 2 |
| #209 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1195 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #396 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #1016 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #6 | Junior Adventurer's merit badge | 1 |
| #107 | Kentucky-style derby | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #515 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #991 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #996 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #183 | Knob Goblin eyedrops | 1 |
| #1207 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #164 | Knob Goblin learning pill | 1 |
| #1090 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #629 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #579 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #190 | Knob Goblin nasal spray | 1 |
| #1046 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #741 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #315 | Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray | 1 |
| #826 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #131 | Knob Goblin sharpening spray | 1 |
| #941 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #163 | Knob Goblin stink bomb | 1 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #1016 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #491 | Knoll shroomkabob | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #456 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #729 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #112 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #47 | Loathing Legion knife | 1 |
| #525 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #860 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 31 |
| #883 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #1200 | M-242 | 1 |
| #1758 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #239 | Manetwich | 3 |
| #21 | Manual of Transcendent Olfaction | 1 |
| #479 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 1 |
| #224 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #387 | Maxing, Relaxing | 3 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #10 | Mayflower bouquet | 3 |
| #530 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #131 | Meat maid | 1 |
| #703 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #988 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #591 | Monstar energy beverage | 1 |
| #232 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #1001 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #23 | Mr. Eh? | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #65 | Mudflap-Girl Necklace | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #158 | ND | 1 |
| #374 | NG | 1 |
| #283 | Nardz energy beverage | 1 |
| #246 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #528 | Newbiesport™ tent | 1 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #85 | Nose Ring of Putrescence | 1 |
| #742 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #245 | Nuclear Blastball | 1 |
| #509 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
| #217 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #475 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 2 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #186 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #844 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #308 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #48 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 15 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #612 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #237 | Pack of Alice's Army Cards | 1 |
| #23 | Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #66 | Pendant of Fire | 1 |
| #618 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #780 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #187 | Pokëmann band-aid | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #890 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #888 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #101 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 2 |
| #63 | Putrid Pendant | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #5 | Radio Free Foil | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #942 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #369 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #766 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #422 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #1464 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #100 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #2658 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #646 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #963 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #6 | STYX deodorant body spray | 1 |
| #105 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 16 |
| #101 | Schrödinger's thermos | 374 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #658 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| #211 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #24 | Single Alice's Army Foil | 1 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #399 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #29 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 3 |
| #1109 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #129 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #5 | Spooky Putty sheet | 1 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #13 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| #437 | Summer Nights | 3 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #736 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #506 | Swabbie™ swab | 1 |
| #409 | Tales from the Fireside | 3 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #73 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| #208 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #216 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #151 | Tiger-lily's milk | 11 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #563 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
| #612 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| #69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #756 | Typical Tavern swill | 1 |
| #149 | Ultracolor™ shirt | 1 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| #611 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 3 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| #10 | Underworld flail | 1 |
| #12 | Underworld truncheon | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #33 | Unspeakable Earring | 2 |
| #250 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #5 | V for Vivala mask | 4 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #228 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #237 | WA | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #204 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #477 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #430 | White Citadel fries | 1 |
| #228 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #159 | Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher | 54 |
| #1149 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #2955 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #615 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1170 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #25 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 2 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #519 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 3 |
| #278 | a butt tuba | 2 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #503 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #821 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #361 | agua de vida | 1 |
| #706 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #656 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #219 | ancient cursed foot locker | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #671 | ancient protein powder | 1 |
| #533 | ancient spice | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #610 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 1 |
| #53 | angel-food cake | 1 |
| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #631 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #270 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #255 | ant pick | 1 |
| #251 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #260 | ant sickle | 1 |
| #483 | anti-anti-antidote | 1 |
| #1061 | anticheese | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #626 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #887 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #897 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #497 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #535 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #948 | antique spear | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #855 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #433 | asbestos apron | 1 |
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| #122 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1106 | asbestos ore | 1 |
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| #303 | asbestos sword | 2 |
| #885 | asparagus knife | 2 |
| #140 | asparagus lo mein | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #1192 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #1849 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #2045 | baconstone | 2 |
| #874 | badass belt | 61 |
| #133 | badger badge | 1 |
| #951 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #1883 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #502 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #1215 | baggie of powdered sugar | 1 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #632 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #630 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #197 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #825 | banana | 3 |
| #655 | banana peel | 1 |
| #218 | banjo strings | 1 |
| #1234 | bar skin | 1 |
| #961 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #240 | bargain flash powder | 2 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #2128 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #197 | bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
| #940 | bat guano | 1 |
| #1017 | bat wing | 1 |
| #167 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| #1172 | batgut | 1 |
| #1425 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #1167 | battered Crimbo Crate | 4 |
| #398 | bazookafish bubble gum | 1 |
| #525 | beach glass bead | 3 |
| #288 | beach glass necklace | 1 |
| #455 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #116 | beautiful soup | 1 |
| #430 | bed of coals | 2 |
| #967 | beer bomb | 1 |
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| #328 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #788 | beertini | 1 |
| #416 | begpwnia | 1 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #954 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #347 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #154 | big bundle of chamoix | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
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| #1281 | dwarf bread | 1 |
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| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #856 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
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| #101 | eel battery | 1 |
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| #83 | ganger bandana | 1 |
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| #432 | lesser grodulated violet | 1 |
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| 🥈 | lucky Tam O'Shatner | 1 |
| #99 | lucky ball-and-chain | 1 |
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| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
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| #709 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
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| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
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| #666 | martini | 1 |
| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | mayfly bait necklace | 1 |
| #498 | meat engine | 1 |
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| #199 | menorette | 1 |
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| #303 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
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| #105 | misshapen animal skeleton | 1 |
| #467 | mojo filter | 1 |
| #502 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
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| #729 | mood ring | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #646 | mother's little helper | 1 |
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| #600 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #218 | mummy mask | 1 |
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| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
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| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
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| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1183 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #86 | natto marble soda | 1 |
| #91 | natto pocky | 1 |
| #107 | natto-infused sake | 1 |
| #361 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #492 | natural fennel soda | 1 |
| #12 | navel ring of navel gazing | 2 |
| #568 | necklace chain | 1 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #628 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
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| #471 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #529 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #91 | odor extractor | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #120 | office-supply crossbow | 1 |
| #469 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #691 | old coin purse | 1 |
| #676 | old leather wallet | 1 |
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| #435 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #861 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #555 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1171 | original G | 1 |
| #179 | ornate ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #190 | out-of-tune biwa | 1 |
| #139 | overcookie | 4 |
| #146 | overpriced "imported" beer | 1 |
| #1955 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #618 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
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| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #447 | panty raider camouflage | 1 |
| #988 | papaya | 1 |
| #620 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #80 | paper-plate-mail pants | 1 |
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| #807 | party hat | 1 |
| #516 | passable elf mask | 9 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #914 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
| #379 | patchouli oil bomb | 1 |
| #1303 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
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| #240 | pear | 1 |
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| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #90 | penguinskin mini-kilt | 1 |
| #84 | penguinskin mini-skirt | 1 |
| #100 | pentacorn hat | 1 |
| #180 | percent sign | 1 |
| #611 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
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| #137 | personalized coffee mug | 519 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1651 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
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| #860 | petrified wood | 2 |
| #1171 | phonics down | 1 |
| #1146 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #1234 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #537 | piercing post | 1 |
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| #705 | pile of dusty animal bones | 1 |
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| 🥈 | pile of smoking rags | 1 |
| #82 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #1153 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #286 | pink candygram | 1 |
| #594 | pink pony | 1 |
| #524 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #726 | pirate pelvis | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #592 | pitchfork | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
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| #1281 | plot hole | 1 |
| #266 | plum | 1 |
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| #197 | poisonous caviar | 1 |
| #359 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #531 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #2126 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #23 | pompadour'd puppy | 1 |
| #180 | poodle skirt | 1 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #646 | pork elf goodies sack | 9 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
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| #243 | possessed tomato | 1 |
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| #1168 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
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| #448 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #695 | poutine | 1 |
| #304 | powdered donut | 1 |
| #492 | powdered organs | 1 |
| #198 | powdered wig | 1 |
| #145 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
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| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #623 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #437 | prismatic wad | 1 |
| #1166 | probability potion | 1 |
| #1187 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #179 | puff of smoke | 1 |
| #118 | pulsing flesh | 22 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #635 | purple clay bead | 2 |
| #218 | purple corpsel | 1 |
| #890 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #485 | pygmy blowgun | 1 |
| #377 | pygmy nose-bone | 1 |
| #443 | pygmy pygment | 1 |
| #279 | pygmy spear | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1175 | radium-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #96 | rainbow crossbow | 1 |
| #557 | ram horns | 1 |
| #557 | ram stick | 1 |
| #123 | ram-battering staff | 1 |
| #100 | raspberry beret | 1 |
| #822 | rat appendix | 1 |
| #457 | rat appendix kabob | 1 |
| #127 | ratarang | 1 |
| #489 | rave whistle | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1404 | really dense meat stack | 2 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #945 | red class ring | 2 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #796 | red pixel | 1 |
| #661 | red pixel potion | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #253 | reflection of a map | 1 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #774 | reodorant | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #416 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #406 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #310 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
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| #611 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #1123 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
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| #108 | right parenthesis | 1 |
| #143 | rigid carapace | 22 |
| #1131 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
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| #173 | ring setting | 1 |
| #1556 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #203 | robotronic egg | 119 |
| #1431 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #454 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #823 | rocky raccoon | 1 |
| #2677 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #350 | roll of toilet paper | 273 |
| #143 | rolling pin | 1 |
| #389 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
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| #856 | royal jelly | 1 |
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| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
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| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #1003 | ruby W | 1 |
| #535 | rum barrel charrrm | 1 |
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| #319 | rusty metal ring | 1 |
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| #884 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #96 | sack of doorknobs | 1 |
| #683 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #623 | salty slug | 1 |
| #446 | sand dollar | 1 |
| #92 | sandcastle | 1 |
| #115 | sane hatrack | 1 |
| #380 | sausage bomb | 1 |
| #2589 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #1031 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #681 | scented massage oil | 1 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #442 | scorpion whip | 1 |
| #589 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #30 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 179 |
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| #1113 | scrumptious reagent | 1 |
| #136 | sea avocado | 1 |
| #79 | sea grease | 1 |
| #126 | sea honeydew | 1 |
| #125 | sea lychee | 1 |
| #121 | sea tangelo | 1 |
| #1103 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #476 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #1671 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #280 | sensitive poetry journal | 1 |
| #399 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #575 | sewer nuggets | 1 |
| #351 | sewer wad | 1 |
| #251 | shard of double-ice | 4 |
| #313 | shaving cream | 1 |
| #326 | shimmering tendrils | 2 |
| #771 | shingle | 1 |
| #436 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #411 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #1774 | shiny ring | 7 |
| #721 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
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| #536 | thistle wine | 1 |
| #148 | thought balloon | 1 |
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| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
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| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
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| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
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| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
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| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
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| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
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| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
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| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
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| #17 | tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
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| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
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| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
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| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
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| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
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| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
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| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
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| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
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| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
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| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
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| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
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| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #267 | tiny slimy cyst | 1 |
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| #265 | tisket | 1 |
| #86 | tobiko marble soda | 1 |
| #90 | tobiko pocky | 1 |
| #96 | tobiko-infused sake | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
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| #161 | tofurkey nugget | 1 |
| #1136 | tomato | 1 |
| #320 | tomb ratchet | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #239 | tonic water | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
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| #1077 | twinkly wad | 1 |
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| #679 | uncooked chorizo | 1 |
| #482 | unearthed potsherd | 1 |
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| #110 | union scalemail pants | 1 |
| #148 | unlocked meat locker | 1 |
| #609 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 1 |
| #107 | unrolling pin | 1 |
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| #2813 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
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| #457 | upsy daisy | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #2411 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #266 | vampire pearl | 1 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2588 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #1642 | vinegar | 1 |
| #648 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 1 |
| #2756 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
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| #631 | warm mushroom | 1 |
| #96 | wasabi marble soda | 1 |
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| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
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| #603 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
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| #512 | wicker shield | 1 |
| #37 | wild honey pie | 1 |
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| #1130 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 1 |
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| #784 | worthless trinket | 1 |
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| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
| #1046 | wussiness potion | 1 |
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| #80 | yak toupee | 1 |
| #118 | yak whip | 1 |
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| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
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