| #79 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 2 |
| #123 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #73 | Apathargic Bandersnatch | 1 |
| #75 | Bag o' Tricks | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #3209 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #229 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 3 |
| #89 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #62 | Juju Mojo Mask | 1 |
| #94 | Libram of BRICKOs | 1 |
| #113 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #49 | Libram of Resolutions | 1 |
| #49 | Loathing Legion knife | 1 |
| #32 | Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit | 1 |
| #44 | March hat | 1 |
| #69 | Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #23 | Mr. Eh? | 1 |
| #51 | Operation Patriot Shield | 1 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #64 | Schmalz's First Prize Beer | 1 |
| #130 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #73 | Small Medium | 1 |
| #69 | Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire | 1 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #119 | Tome of Clip Art | 1 |
| #110 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 1 |
| #35 | Unagnimated Gnome | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #48 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #50 | a cute angel | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #49 | bad penguin egg | 2 |
| #114 | basic meat staff | 1 |
| #472 | bejeweled cufflinks | 8 |
| #61 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 2 |
| #72 | bottle-rocket crossbow | 1 |
| #94 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| #110 | bow | 4 |
| #1869 | box of sunshine | 78 |
| #297 | briefcase | 20 |
| #46 | can of Rain-Doh | 1 |
| #111 | candy cornucopia | 1 |
| #14 | container of Spooky Putty | 4 |
| #99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #62 | dense meat staff | 1 |
| #28 | depleted Grimacite ninja mask | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #76 | dripping meat staff | 1 |
| #42 | duct tape wallet | 114 |
| #111 | eXtreme meat staff | 1 |
| #587 | extra-greasy slider | 2 |
| #83 | fairy-worn boots | 1 |
| #283 | fancy opera glasses | 15 |
| #77 | floaty stone sphere | 1 |
| #1242 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #538 | garish pinky ring | 7 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #72 | glistening staff | 1 |
| #71 | glowing frisbee | 1 |
| #88 | hairy staff | 1 |
| #1043 | heart-shaped balloon | 2 |
| #41 | hibernating robot reindeer | 1 |
| #74 | infant sandworm | 1 |
| #438 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #107 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| #144 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #132 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #40 | moveable feast | 1 |
| #33 | mutant cactus bud | 1 |
| #32 | mutant fire ant egg | 1 |
| #33 | mutant gila monster egg | 1 |
| #41 | mutant rattlesnake egg | 1 |
| #75 | mysterious chest | 1 |
| #38 | organ grinder | 1 |
| #7 | origami pasties | 1 |
| #106 | outrageous sombrero | 2 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #134 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #89 | panicked kernel | 1 |
| #263 | patent antipsychotics | 1 |
| #396 | radio button candy | 2 |
| #123 | ram-battering staff | 1 |
| #976 | rogue swarmer | 53 |
| #116 | sane hatrack | 1 |
| #39 | savory staff | 1 |
| #147 | severed rocking horse head | 3 |
| #1206 | spectral pickle | 2 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #277 | spooky staff | 1 |
| #65 | squamous polyp | 1 |
| #69 | squeaky staff | 1 |
| #307 | star staff | 1 |
| #70 | stinky cheese ball | 1 |
| #1033 | stuffed mink | 42 |
| #584 | stuffed monocle | 82 |
| #802 | stuffed tin of caviar | 59 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #59 | suspicious stocking | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #143 | time sword | 1 |
| #121 | tin star | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #134 | tropical wrapping paper | 6 |
| #125 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |