| #5 | 17-ball | 4 |
| #26 | Buddy Bjorn | 1 |
| #46 | Camp Scout backpack | 1 |
| 🥉 | Counterclockwise Watch | 2 |
| #51 | Crown of Thrones | 1 |
| #9 | Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield | 4 |
| #73 | Elvish sunglasses | 1 |
| #26 | Jekyllin hide belt | 2 |
| #10 | Loathing Legion knife | 3 |
| 🥇 | Mr. Accessory | 400 |
| #92 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 1 |
| #51 | Operation Patriot Shield | 1 |
| #27 | Pantsgiving | 1 |
| #4 | Platinum Yendorian Express Card | 3 |
| #24 | Sneaky Pete's leather jacket | 1 |
| 🥉 | Talisman of Baio | 7 |
| 🥉 | Talisman of Bakula | 3 |
| #4 | The Nuge's favorite crossbow | 3 |
| #41 | The Smith's Tome | 1 |
| #18 | Thor's Pliers | 1 |
| #6 | V for Vivala mask | 3 |
| #15 | airplane charter: Spring Break Beach | 2 |
| #9 | avatar of the Unconscious Collective | 1 |
| #8 | bottle-rocket crossbow | 4 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| 🥉 | crazy bastard sword | 6 |
| #16 | defective Game Grid token | 1 |
| #10 | dreaming Jung man | 1 |
| 🥇 | empty Rain-Doh can | 1 |
| #10 | flaming pink shirt | 1 |
| #7 | hockey stick of furious angry rage | 4 |
| 🥈 | hypnodisk | 4 |
| 🥉 | incredibly dense meat gem | 9 |
| #12 | lucky Tam O'Shanter | 1 |
| #23 | miniature gravy-covered maypole | 1 |
| #40 | moveable feast | 1 |
| 🥉 | optimal spreadsheet | 3 |
| #9 | perfectly ordinary frog | 1 |
| #96 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #14 | siesta-ing Casagnova gnome | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | 1 |
| #19 | unemployed hunchbacked minion | 1 |
| #23 | unwound cymbal-playing monkey | 1 |