| #90 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 10 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #443 | BRICKO brick | 5 |
| #177 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 5 |
| #164 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 4 |
| #77 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 6 |
| #244 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 3 |
| #155 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 4 |
| #1464 | CRIMBCO scrip | 10 |
| #71 | CSA discount card | 177 |
| #179 | CSA fire-starting kit | 99 |
| #46 | Camp Scout backpack | 1 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 1 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #1481 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #1048 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #143 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 6 |
| #209 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #16 | Libram of Pulled Taffy | 2 |
| #47 | Loathing Legion knife | 1 |
| #262 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #231 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #163 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #246 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | Peppermint Pip Packet | 1 |
| #45 | Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog | 1 |
| #233 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #210 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #68 | Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire | 1 |
| #480 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 6 |
| #47 | The Art of Slapfighting | 20 |
| #217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #493 | The Joy of Wassailing | 6 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #216 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #198 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 9 |
| #34 | Unagnimated Gnome | 1 |
| #850 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 2 |
| #84 | Uncle Romulus | 14 |
| #228 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #227 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #144 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 10 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #617 | battered Crimbo Crate | 15 |
| #172 | beholed bedsheet | 5 |
| #249 | blind-packed capsule toy | 31 |
| #206 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 28 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #46 | box of bear arms | 1 |
| #297 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1037 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 8 |
| #16 | deactivated nanobots | 2 |
| #207 | dusty Crimbo crate | 45 |
| #161 | fancy canapés | 3 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #164 | giant glass of brandy | 3 |
| #111 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 24 |
| #13 | hibernating robot reindeer | 2 |
| #627 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #121 | invisible bag | 7 |
| #119 | irradiated candy cane | 26 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #795 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 32 |
| #236 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #106 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #361 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #121 | oozenog | 21 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #711 | portable photocopier | 6 |
| #138 | prismatic wad | 45 |
| #246 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #52 | recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad | 100 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #109 | shimmering rainbow sand | 5 |
| #61 | skulldozer egg | 1 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #97 | soul doorbell | 4 |
| #223 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #226 | thermos of brew | 2 |
| #1000 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #92 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #157 | witch hat | 5 |