| #8 | Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog | 2 |
| #19 | Build-a-City Gingerbread kit | 1 |
| #103 | Clan VIP Lounge invitation | 1 |
| #19 | Cold Stone of Hatred | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #12 | Dear Past Self Package | 1 |
| #78 | Freddy Kruegerand | 165 |
| #264 | Game Grid token | 1 |
| #12 | Game Grid valued membership card | 1 |
| #12 | Girdle of Hatred | 1 |
| #463 | Instant Karma | 12 |
| #19 | LT&T telegraph office deed | 1 |
| #17 | Lens of Hatred | 1 |
| #47 | Loathing Legion knife | 1 |
| #16 | New-You Club Membership Form | 1 |
| #16 | Pantaloons of Hatred | 1 |
| #40 | PirateRealm membership packet | 1 |
| #20 | Retrospecs try-at-home kit | 1 |
| #67 | Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire | 1 |
| #17 | Source terminal | 1 |
| #138 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #21 | Staff of Simmering Hatred | 1 |
| #24 | The Big Book of Communism | 1 |
| #332 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| 🥉 | Treads of Loathing | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #9 | Witchess Set | 1 |
| #13 | X-32-F snowman crate | 1 |
| 🥉 | airplane charter: Conspiracy Island | 2 |
| #16 | airplane charter: Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #37 | airplane charter: Spring Break Beach | 1 |
| #14 | airplane charter: The Glaciest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #4 | basking robin | 1 |
| #94 | bowl of Tastee-Wheetâ„¢ | 1 |
| #19 | box of Gratitude chocolates | 3 |
| #3984 | box of sunshine | 14 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #68 | deed to Oliver's Place | 1 |
| #17 | disconnected intergnat | 1 |
| #17 | faded red protest sign | 2 |
| #8 | golden monkey statuette | 1 |
| #13 | haunted doghouse | 1 |
| #795 | hobo nickel | 131 |
| #5 | hopeful candle | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #37 | latte lovers club card | 1 |
| #8 | machine elf capsule | 2 |
| #22 | mint-in-box Powerful Glove | 1 |
| #35 | naughty origami kit | 2 |
| #41 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #15 | plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 1 |
| #29 | red armband | 1 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #37 | sane hatrack | 2 |
| #11 | sinistral homunculus | 2 |
| #14 | space planula | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #20 | suspicious package | 1 |
| #20 | unopened Bird-a-Day calendar | 1 |
| #42 | unopened tiny stillsuit | 1 |