| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #75 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 4 |
| #3213 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #195 | DNOTC Box | 2 |
| #170 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #455 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #94 | Libram of BRICKOs | 1 |
| #48 | Libram of Resolutions | 1 |
| #47 | Loathing Legion knife | 1 |
| #26 | Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog | 2 |
| #212 | NPZR chemistry set | 24 |
| #1001 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 6 |
| #21 | Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog | 2 |
| #68 | Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #76 | The Art of Slapfighting | 13 |
| #788 | The Joy of Wassailing | 2 |
| #1205 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #562 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 2 |
| #130 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #39 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #114 | Tome of Clip Art | 1 |
| #109 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 1 |
| #28 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 25 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| #12 | Underworld truncheon | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #49 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 50 |
| #252 | banana-frosted king cake | 11 |
| 🥈 | battered Crimbo Crate | 19,953 |
| #75 | blank diary | 2 |
| #5 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 59 |
| #12 | can of franks 'n' beans | 21 |
| #34 | cheap cigar butt | 122 |
| #82 | chocolate cigar | 18 |
| #427 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 4 |
| #278 | colorful plastic ball | 100 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #172 | crystallized memory | 2 |
| #31 | deanimated reanimator's coffin | 1 |
| #14 | divine can of silly string | 7,378 |
| #36 | duct tape wallet | 130 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #926 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 6 |
| #155 | expensive cigar | 1 |
| #3836 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #291 | fancy chocolate car | 11 |
| #151 | floaty gravel | 1 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #416 | floaty pebbles | 1 |
| #746 | floaty sand | 6 |
| #225 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #1910 | green beer | 1 |
| #127 | handful of numbers | 3 |
| #71 | infant sandworm | 1 |
| #249 | intriguing puzzle box | 2 |
| #46 | leather aviator's cap | 1 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #927 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| #179 | pebblebräu | 1 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #168 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #208 | quantum taco | 128 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #1032 | sandwich of the gods | 6 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #571 | strange cube | 1 |
| #1710 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddyâ„¢ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #899 | wad of cotton | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |