| #25 | "caramel" orange | 89 |
| #36 | 4-dimensional fez | 7 |
| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #20 | A Guide to Safari | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #200 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 2 |
| #399 | Ancient Saucehelm | 6 |
| #99 | Angelhair Culottes | 9 |
| #93 | Arrrmetia trading card | 2 |
| #572 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 3 |
| #63 | Atomic Comic | 5 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #311 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 3 |
| #480 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 2 |
| #862 | BGE merchandise order form | 2 |
| #95 | BGE pocket calendar | 7 |
| #235 | BGE shotglass | 26 |
| #141 | BGE temporary tattoo | 6 |
| #436 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 3 |
| #246 | Baja sopapilla | 3 |
| #123 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 8 |
| #126 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 4 |
| #70 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 91 |
| #7 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 150 |
| #32 | Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy | 1 |
| #34 | Batfellow comic | 7 |
| #93 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 25 |
| #270 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 4 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #48 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #10 | BittyCar MeatCar | 2 |
| #39 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| 🥉 | Black Angus blackburger | 11 |
| #22 | Black Bart's Booty | 1 |
| #218 | Bling of the New Wave | 6 |
| #502 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #22 | Bonerdagon necklace | 186 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #12 | Booke of Vampyric Knowledge | 12 |
| #7 | Boss Bat bling | 240 |
| #41 | Boss Bat britches | 148 |
| #49 | Bruno's blessing of Mars | 9 |
| #1057 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| #51 | Burt's blessing of Bacchus | 9 |
| #177 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 5 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #263 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 3 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #288 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 3 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #148 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 4 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #251 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 3 |
| #250 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 2 |
| #790 | CRIMBCO mug | 12 |
| #819 | CRIMBCO wine | 9 |
| #289 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 8 |
| #786 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #24 | Carol of the Bulls | 7 |
| #24 | Carol of the Hells | 7 |
| #26 | Carol of the Thrills | 7 |
| #63 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #14 | Celsius 233 | 4 |
| #16 | Chateau Mantegna room key | 1 |
| #19 | Cheer-Up soda | 51 |
| #10 | Chester's sunglasses | 4 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #17 | Chroner trigger | 1 |
| #160 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 2 |
| #104 | Clan VIP Lounge invitation | 1 |
| #246 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 4 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #31 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 3 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #11 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 270 |
| #201 | Colander of Em-er'il | 9 |
| #23 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium | 1 |
| #398 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 6 |
| #28 | Crimbeau de toilette | 17 |
| #165 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 30 |
| #416 | Crimbo Credit | 5 |
| #143 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 20 |
| #109 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #21 | Crimbo candle | 13 |
| #110 | Crimbo crystal shards | 1 |
| #82 | Crimbo dinner | 7 |
| #94 | Crimbo food scraps | 68 |
| #26 | Crimbo salad | 17 |
| #15 | Crimbo sapling | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #21 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 5 |
| #22 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 140 |
| #42 | Crimbolex watch | 3 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #88 | Crimbosmopolitan | 9 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #62 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 2 |
| #111 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #268 | Crimbot battery | 1 |
| #412 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 2 |
| #81 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 7 |
| #460 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 1 |
| #363 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 1 |
| #372 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 3 |
| #27 | Crimbow Rainbo | 3 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #90 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 4 |
| #20 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 9 |
| #23 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 39 |
| #34 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 2 |
| #42 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 5 |
| #147 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 32 |
| #51 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 2 |
| #23 | Crimbuccaneer lantern | 3 |
| #104 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 4 |
| #18 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 3 |
| #168 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 24 |
| #36 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 4 |
| #16 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 69 |
| #48 | Crimbuccaneer runebone | 1 |
| #30 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 19 |
| #12 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 9 |
| #25 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 5 |
| #21 | Crimbuccaneer tavern swab | 2 |
| #37 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 5 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #120 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 2 |
| #1359 | Crimbuck | 287 |
| #31 | Crimbylow-rise jeans | 1 |
| #130 | Crown of the Goblin King | 136 |
| #42 | D roll | 246 |
| #16 | DIY protonic accelerator kit | 1 |
| #11 | DUFRESNE Suds | 368 |
| #12 | Dear Past Self Package | 1 |
| #34 | Dennis's blessing of Minerva | 14 |
| #311 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 20 |
| #290 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 9 |
| #192 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| #16 | Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #13 | Drowsy Sword | 428 |
| #4 | Drunkula's bell | 1 |
| #95 | Dust bunny | 23 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #244 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 9 |
| #414 | Elder Turtle Shell | 6 |
| #51 | Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror | 1 |
| #32 | Eldritch snap | 3 |
| #127 | Elf Army machine parts | 8 |
| #35 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 3 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| #42 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 4 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| #18 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 5 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #67 | Elf Guard MPC | 4,132 |
| #26 | Elf Guard SCUBA tank | 2 |
| #42 | Elf Guard broom | 1 |
| #52 | Elf Guard clipboard | 1 |
| #5 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 68 |
| #35 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 12 |
| #45 | Elf Guard fuel tank | 2 |
| #16 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 4 |
| #26 | Elf Guard honor present | 11 |
| #30 | Elf Guard hotpants | 5 |
| #32 | Elf Guard insignia (general) | 4 |
| #20 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 8 |
| #7 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 38 |
| #7 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 40 |
| #14 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 10 |
| #26 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 27 |
| #56 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 1 |
| #28 | Elf Guard safety bear | 5 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 14 |
| #32 | Elf Guard strategic map | 3 |
| #17 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 5 |
| #10 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 108 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #38 | Elvish underarmor | 1 |
| 🥇 | Essence of Annoyance | 1 |
| #314 | FDKOL commendation | 1,243 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #170 | FDKOL hotcakes | 34 |
| 🥈 | Fabiotion | 124 |
| #40 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 107 |
| #169 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #30 | Folder Holder | 1 |
| #30 | Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit | 2 |
| #33 | Freddie's blessing of Mercury | 15 |
| #185 | Friendliness Beverage | 26 |
| #14 | Frosty's snowball sack | 3 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #152 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 4 |
| #225 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 5 |
| #34 | GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card | 1 |
| #223 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 5 |
| #70 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 27 |
| 🥇 | Golden HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| #17 | Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog | 1 |
| #203 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 5 |
| #52 | Greatest American Pants | 1 |
| #891 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #4 | Green Muslin | 71 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #57 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 2 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #20 | Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book! | 1 |
| #29 | How to Play Othello | 21 |
| #91 | Inndya trading card | 2 |
| #87 | Inner Strength | 4 |
| #165 | Inner Truth | 3 |
| #92 | Inner Wisdom | 4 |
| #8 | Instant Karma | 635 |
| #20 | Iron Beta of Industry | 313 |
| #934 | Jack-in-the-box | 3 |
| #7 | Jamaican coffee | 80 |
| #17 | Jarlsberg's pan | 1 |
| #109 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 46 |
| #79 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 38 |
| #5 | Kelflar vest | 46 |
| #51 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 3 |
| #61 | Knob Göblin lòve potion | 8 |
| #19 | Knob Goblin visor | 29,532 |
| #133 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 5 |
| #199 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 5 |
| #30 | Kramco Industries packing carton | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #63 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 1,228 |
| #10 | LOLmec statuette | 11 |
| #28 | LOV Elephant | 3 |
| #14 | LOV Entrance Pass | 3 |
| #5 | LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate | 420 |
| #57 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 94 |
| #185 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 7 |
| #254 | Lars the Cyberian | 2 |
| #19 | Law of Averages | 1 |
| #86 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 2 |
| #168 | Lederhosen of the Night | 8 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #92 | Libram of BRICKOs | 1 |
| #112 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #47 | Libram of Resolutions | 1 |
| #19 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 11 |
| #47 | Loathing Legion knife | 1 |
| #80 | Lord Soggyraven's Slippers | 4 |
| #17 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 428 |
| #21 | Manual of Numberology | 1 |
| #285 | Maxing, Relaxing | 4 |
| #6 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 998 |
| #11 | Mer-kin rollpin | 2 |
| #979 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #889 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #751 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #984 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #998 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #577 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #743 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 3 |
| #919 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 2 |
| #952 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #961 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #13 | Misty Cape | 123 |
| #14 | Misty Cloak | 120 |
| #12 | Misty Robe | 165 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #34 | Ms. Accessory | 1 |
| #18 | My First Paycheck envelope | 5 |
| #634 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #22 | Neverending Party invitation envelope | 2 |
| #51 | New Zealand iced tea | 235 |
| #16 | New-You Club Membership Form | 1 |
| #177 | Newman's Own Trousers | 6 |
| #30 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 119 |
| 🥈 | Official Council Aide Pin | 1 |
| #219 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 10 |
| #22 | Othello's dagger | 10 |
| #17 | Othello's handkerchief | 11 |
| #21 | Othello's military jacket | 11 |
| #25 | Our Daily Candlesâ„¢ order form | 1 |
| #120 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 18 |
| #166 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 6 |
| 🥉 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #233 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #27 | Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them | 1 |
| #101 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 2 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #77 | Red Balloon of Valor | 3 |
| #208 | Red Pill | 2 |
| #30 | Roman sadnals | 13 |
| #33 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 112 |
| #84 | Roo trading card | 2 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #661 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 5 |
| #393 | Schrödinger's thermos | 42 |
| #125 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| #153 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 7 |
| #211 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #71 | Skullhead's Screw | 3 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #20 | Snow Suit | 1 |
| #42 | SongBoomâ„¢ BoomBox Box | 1 |
| #15 | Spacegate access badge | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker of Fortune | 211 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 2 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker's Guild prize sack | 279 |
| #1232 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 2 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #7 | Staff of the Peppermint Twist | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Soupbone | 4 |
| #60 | Strix stix | 68 |
| #437 | Summer Nights | 3 |
| #62 | Swedish coffee | 1 |
| #33 | TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡ | 3 |
| #43 | TI-9000 calculator | 84 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #409 | Tales from the Fireside | 3 |
| #187 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 15 |
| #396 | The Art of Slapfighting | 2 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #256 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 5 |
| #24 | The Big Book of Communism | 1 |
| #35 | The Cooler Out of Space | 70 |
| #28 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 4 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #42 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 3 |
| #15 | The Imploded World | 10 |
| #38 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 3 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #80 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #79 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #65 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #34 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 3 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #47 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 2 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #238 | The Joy of Wassailing | 14 |
| #85 | The Necbronomicon | 3 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #208 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #32 | Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #216 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #45 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 35 |
| #65 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 1 |
| #212 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 3 |
| #11 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 16 |
| #273 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 1 |
| #134 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 10 |
| #89 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 12 |
| #129 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 6 |
| #419 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 2 |
| #64 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 9 |
| #49 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 12 |
| #645 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 4 |
| #36 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 10 |
| #311 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 2 |
| #298 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 14 |
| #183 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 3 |
| #152 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #51 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 20 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 8 |
| #99 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #122 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 3 |
| #40 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 8 |
| #702 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 7 |
| #85 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 7 |
| #131 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 4 |
| #72 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 16 |
| #177 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #331 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #288 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 3 |
| #32 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 8 |
| #122 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 12 |
| #442 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 10 |
| #552 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 2 |
| #595 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 4 |
| #280 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 1 |
| #143 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 23 |
| #933 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 3 |
| #128 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #105 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 5 |
| #115 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 7 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #39 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #35 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 10 |
| #46 | Trainbot circuitry | 102 |
| #49 | Trainbot linkages | 61 |
| #77 | Trainbot luggage hook | 1 |
| #52 | Trainbot optics | 62 |
| #32 | Trainbot plating | 109 |
| #28 | Trainbot radar monocle | 3 |
| #51 | Trainbot servomotors | 62 |
| #57 | Trainbot slag | 122 |
| #52 | Trainbot tubing | 66 |
| #612 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| #20 | Twelve Night Energy | 50 |
| #26 | Twitching Television Tattoo | 2 |
| #56 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 23 |
| #436 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 4 |
| #363 | Uncle Romulus | 3 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #250 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #177 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 7 |
| #9 | Witchess Set | 1 |
| #228 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #91 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 24 |
| #15 | Yorick | 3 |
| #22 | Yuleviathan necklace | 3 |
| #38 | Z-Bone steak | 92 |
| #439 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 3 |
| #12 | Zombo's skull ring | 3 |
| #4 | Zoodriver | 117 |
| #352 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 5 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #16 | [glitch season reward name] | 1 |
| #675 | adorable seal larva | 4 |
| #10 | airplane charter: Conspiracy Island | 1 |
| #129 | alien drugs | 19 |
| #153 | alien force field disruptor bean | 3 |
| #17 | alien protein powder | 23 |
| #67 | alien source code printout | 7 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #26 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 2 |
| #4 | ancient ice cream scoop | 699 |
| #21 | anemoney clip | 2 |
| #116 | anniversary balloon | 11 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #281 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 5 |
| #25 | antique Canadian lantern | 8 |
| #31 | antique beer | 17 |
| #401 | antique bottle opener | 2 |
| #21 | antique nutcracker beard | 3 |
| #16 | antique nutcracker boots | 3 |
| 🥈 | antique nutcracker cape | 20 |
| #10 | antique nutcracker drumstick | 3 |
| #10 | antique nutcracker epaulets | 3 |
| #71 | antique nutcracker figurine | 5 |
| #16 | antique nutcracker hat | 3 |
| #14 | antique nutcracker pants | 3 |
| #13 | antique nutcracker sword | 3 |
| #251 | antique painting of a landscape | 3 |
| #257 | antique pair of blue jeans | 3 |
| #458 | antique record album | 5 |
| #152 | antique souvenir drawing | 5 |
| #63 | augmented-reality shades | 6 |
| #15 | automatic wine thief | 2 |
| #45 | baby bark scorpion | 1 |
| #12 | baby rigging snake | 6 |
| #32 | bad vibroknife | 1 |
| #22 | badass belt | 442 |
| #30 | bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts | 1 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #22 | balanced antler | 6 |
| #42 | ballpark hot daub | 2 |
| #251 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #968 | bananagate | 1 |
| #42 | bananarama bangle | 2 |
| #48 | banjo kazoo mount | 5 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #109 | bark rootbeer | 6 |
| #37 | barnacle-encrusted sweater | 3 |
| #81 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 13 |
| #565 | bath ball gift set | 9 |
| #151 | batskin belt | 8 |
| #216 | battered Crimbo Crate | 61 |
| #183 | beautiful rainbow | 1 |
| #11 | beaver punch (cherry) | 21 |
| #13 | beaver punch (papaya) | 21 |
| #12 | beaver punch (peach) | 20 |
| #51 | beavermouth | 243 |
| #643 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #233 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #26 | bejeweled cufflinks | 102 |
| #977 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #1064 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #122 | bindlestocking | 18 |
| #83 | birdbone corset | 4 |
| #22 | black Crimbo ball | 1,300 |
| #32 | black and white cracker | 7 |
| #6 | black brandy | 11 |
| #187 | black candy heart | 68 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #695 | black helmet | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #711 | black paisley oyster egg | 7 |
| #348 | black plastic oyster egg | 14 |
| #206 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 25 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #49 | black spot | 18 |
| #120 | black striped oyster egg | 31 |
| #727 | black sword | 1 |
| #75 | blank diary | 2 |
| #375 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 2 |
| #441 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 15 |
| #26 | blue grass | 78 |
| #13 | blue money bag | 16 |
| #76 | blue paisley oyster egg | 31 |
| #235 | blue plastic oyster egg | 21 |
| #87 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 30 |
| #75 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #513 | blue striped oyster egg | 9 |
| #137 | blue tulip | 1 |
| #213 | bone aperitif | 2 |
| #121 | bone chips | 167 |
| #195 | bone meal | 2 |
| #226 | booty chest charrrm | 37 |
| #32 | booty chest charrrm bracelet | 5 |
| #196 | bottle of Blank-Out | 80 |
| #35 | bottle of Crimbognac | 17 |
| #31 | bottle of drinkin' gas | 10 |
| #408 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #58 | bottled day | 4 |
| #153 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 10 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #16 | bowl of Jeal-O | 1,011 |
| #29 | bowl of mernudo | 252 |
| #350 | box of sunshine | 1,128 |
| #39 | boxed gumball machine | 4 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #37 | bread line | 12 |
| #203 | bread man | 3 |
| #13 | bread pie | 1,306 |
| #321 | breaded beer | 2 |
| #9 | brilliant oyster egg | 68 |
| #128 | brine | 119 |
| #284 | brown plastic baby | 2 |
| #171 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 5 |
| #32 | bubble-wrap simulator | 62 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #611 | bunch of bananas | 4 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #255 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #29 | cabooze | 14 |
| #153 | can of Binarrrca | 72 |
| #485 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 6 |
| #36 | can of mixed everything | 5 |
| #144 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #433 | candied bolts | 4 |
| #9 | candied lime | 19 |
| #92 | candied nuts | 9 |
| #2203 | candy cane | 10 |
| #109 | candy cigarette | 25 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #185 | candy harmonica | 3 |
| #1326 | candy stake | 5 |
| #4 | candycaine powder | 1,111 |
| #239 | cannonball charrrm | 29 |
| #21 | cannonbomb | 39 |
| #54 | canteen of eggnog | 1 |
| #19 | carnivorous potted plant | 5 |
| #13 | centurion helmet | 6 |
| #57 | chakra malt | 7 |
| #172 | chakra sludge | 5 |
| #49 | chakra-mental wine | 11 |
| #62 | charisma potion | 6 |
| #1344 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #13 | cheer-o-gram | 101 |
| #10 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 16 |
| #8 | cheerful antler hat | 16 |
| #9 | cheerful pajama pants | 16 |
| #20 | chest of "pirate gold" | 6 |
| #195 | choco-Crimbot | 5 |
| #82 | chocolate cigar | 18 |
| #278 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 6 |
| #24 | chocomotive | 15 |
| #696 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 13 |
| #34 | cinnamon machine oil | 495 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #21 | circle drum | 1 |
| #166 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 8 |
| #15 | clear Russian | 1,306 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #44 | clockwork trench coat | 2 |
| #38 | cloning kit | 70 |
| #55 | club necklace | 63 |
| #31 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #311 | comfy coffin | 4 |
| #71 | communal gobstopper | 7 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #36 | contract enforcement stick | 77 |
| #313 | cookie cookie | 3 |
| #192 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 47 |
| #81 | copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #49 | corked genie bottle | 1 |
| #80 | corned beet | 5 |
| #705 | cornuthaum | 2 |
| #215 | corrupted data | 93 |
| 🥇 | cozy scarf | 1 |
| #8 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 2,000 |
| #4 | cranberry schnapps | 40 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #84 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 3 |
| #85 | crystal Crimbo platter | 3 |
| #23 | crystal belt buckle | 1 |
| #387 | crystalline cheer | 51 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #27 | cursed cutlass | 2 |
| #21 | cursed eyepatch | 2 |
| #515 | daisy | 3 |
| #122 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 1 |
| 🥈 | dead guy's memento | 20 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #814 | delicious salad | 32 |
| #189 | deluxe fax machine | 2 |
| #31 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 14 |
| #40 | depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 1 |
| #18 | depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 2 |
| #154 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #27 | depleted Grimacite ninja mask | 1 |
| #176 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 4 |
| #404 | designer handbag | 7 |
| #13 | detective school application | 1 |
| #41 | devil's-food cake | 1 |
| #55 | diamond necklace | 65 |
| #83 | dill | 319 |
| #104 | diluted makeup | 2 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #91 | discarded swimming trunks | 1 |
| #62 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 23 |
| #76 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 19 |
| #92 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 15 |
| #78 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 19 |
| #153 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 7 |
| #84 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 17 |
| #62 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 22 |
| #72 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 18 |
| #33 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 41 |
| #78 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 18 |
| #80 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 17 |
| #71 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 19 |
| #23 | dog ointment | 14 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1066 | dollhive | 4 |
| #367 | donated booze | 15 |
| #263 | donated candy | 28 |
| #371 | donated food | 12 |
| #84 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 94 |
| #63 | droll monocle | 21 |
| #101 | drop of water-37 | 135 |
| #56 | droppable microphone | 1 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #620 | dusty Crimbo crate | 17 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #856 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #10 | ear poison | 1,008 |
| #44 | easter egg balloon | 179 |
| #191 | eggwater | 3 |
| #126 | eldritch alignment spray | 1 |
| #49 | eldritch distillate | 2 |
| #58 | eldritch effluvium | 3,893 |
| #53 | eldritch elixir | 2 |
| #17 | eldritch essence | 21 |
| #61 | eldritch extract | 2 |
| #12 | eldritch hammer | 1 |
| #16 | eldritch hat | 1 |
| #47 | eldritch ichor | 209 |
| #22 | eldritch mushroom | 6 |
| #36 | eldritch mushroom pizza | 2 |
| #13 | eldritch pants | 1 |
| #41 | eldritch rub | 4 |
| #42 | eldritch scanner | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #26 | electric pants | 19 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #1812 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #2017 | elven cellocello | 2 |
| #1586 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #20 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| #15 | embezzler's oil | 36,150 |
| #44 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #121 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 16 |
| 🥉 | envelope full of Meat | 12 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #1208 | evil teddy bear | 8 |
| #38 | exclusive club | 1 |
| #32 | executive mime flask | 35 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #90 | expired bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #79 | extremely confusing manual | 3 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #145 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #1985 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1008 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #138 | fancy beef jerky | 1 |
| #3837 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #36 | fancy opera glasses | 77 |
| #1175 | felt | 7 |
| #31 | festive egg sac | 6 |
| #1162 | festive holiday hat | 2 |
| #164 | fiery wing | 43 |
| #99 | filth-encrusted futon | 7 |
| #1764 | fire | 1 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #82 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #29 | fishelada | 251 |
| #31 | fist turkey outline | 1 |
| #80 | fistful of ashes | 64 |
| #72 | fitness wristband | 4 |
| #339 | flamin' bindle | 2 |
| #167 | flan del mar | 5 |
| #8 | flapper floppers | 2 |
| #173 | flask flops | 1 |
| #8 | flask of egggrog | 62 |
| #9 | flat cider | 18 |
| #30 | fleshy putty | 79 |
| #172 | flour cookie | 5 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #21 | forbidden sausage | 20 |
| #378 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #329 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #430 | fossilized limb | 17 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #306 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #660 | fossilized spike | 2 |
| #423 | fossilized torso | 9 |
| #578 | fossilized wing | 3 |
| #371 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #10 | fragment of Jarlsberg's soul | 4 |
| #32 | free boots | 1 |
| #72 | freezin' bindle | 7 |
| #30 | freightcake | 12 |
| #408 | friendly cheez blob | 6 |
| #151 | frigid air mattress | 5 |
| #11 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 19 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #44 | fudgecycle | 5 |
| #11 | fuzzy busby | 131 |
| #10 | fuzzy earmuffs | 161 |
| #8 | fuzzy montera | 127 |
| #26 | garbage juice slurpee | 5,454 |
| #16 | garish pinky ring | 124 |
| #36 | ghost beer | 27 |
| #123 | ghost cucumber | 297 |
| #12 | ghost of a necklace | 296 |
| #203 | ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #30 | ghostly dagger | 6 |
| #31 | giant designer sunglasses | 94 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #85 | giant green gummi bear | 3 |
| #20 | giant pinky ring | 431 |
| #78 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #28 | gift-a-pult | 11 |
| #1556 | gingerbread bugbear | 10 |
| #61 | gingerbread horror | 90 |
| #25 | gingerbread nylons | 33 |
| #17 | gingerbread pirate | 16 |
| #274 | gingerbread robot | 4 |
| #17 | gladiator tunica | 39 |
| #41 | glass of herbal tequila | 69 |
| #9 | gleaming oyster egg | 55 |
| #12 | glistening oyster egg | 47 |
| #8 | glob of salty molasses | 825 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #155 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #149 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #88 | gnauga hide whip | 2 |
| #48 | gold tooth | 13 |
| #24 | gold wedding ring | 302 |
| #36 | golden fleece | 14 |
| #112 | golden plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #1178 | googly eye | 9 |
| #210 | gooified animal matter | 9 |
| #152 | gooified mineral matter | 11 |
| #262 | gooified vegetable matter | 4 |
| #89 | government | 1 |
| #28 | government booze shipment | 3 |
| #50 | government candy shipment | 2 |
| #104 | government cheese | 35 |
| #46 | government food shipment | 2 |
| #97 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 5 |
| #6 | grandfather watch | 11 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #30 | green and red bean | 479 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #180 | green drunki-bear | 2 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #12 | green pill | 3 |
| #93 | grilled mooseflank | 29 |
| #21 | grip key | 14 |
| #55 | grog nuts | 9 |
| #66 | grumpy old man charrrm | 63 |
| #19 | grumpy old man charrrm bracelet | 15 |
| #110 | gummi ammonite | 2 |
| #106 | gummi belemnite | 2 |
| #83 | gummi trilobite | 3 |
| #12 | gumshoes | 2 |
| #19 | gunwale | 2 |
| #20 | guy made of bee pollen | 111 |
| #14 | half double fruitcake | 4 |
| #36 | hambrosier | 18 |
| #17 | hamlet sandwich | 1,019 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #6 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 14 |
| #55 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 4 |
| #28 | handful of confetti | 464 |
| #6 | handful of napalm | 21 |
| #210 | handful of numbers | 2 |
| #13 | haunted doghouse | 1 |
| #14 | hawk | 258 |
| #113 | heart necklace | 40 |
| #282 | heart of the volcano | 25 |
| #401 | heart-shaped balloon | 17 |
| #14 | heavy crown | 260 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #41 | hemp candy necklace | 9 |
| #44 | hep waders | 7 |
| #1424 | herringcello | 12 |
| #67 | hideous egg | 25 |
| #57 | high-energy mining laser | 29 |
| #71 | hobo fortress blueprints | 2 |
| #84 | holiday log | 3 |
| #133 | honey-drenched ham slice | 9 |
| #33 | hot daub | 49 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #71 | hot egg | 3 |
| #24 | hot watered rum | 1,111 |
| #5 | hot wine | 70 |
| #309 | huge Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #28 | hunk of granite | 92 |
| #33 | hushed puppy | 6 |
| #12 | iFlail | 3 |
| #6 | iShield | 4 |
| #31 | icing poncho | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #49 | impure gasoline | 65 |
| #63 | industrially-crushed ice | 42 |
| #250 | intriguing puzzle box | 2 |
| #19 | invisible potion | 54 |
| #32 | irradiated candy cane | 92 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #198 | java cookie | 4 |
| #262 | jerky coins | 83 |
| #69 | jive turkey leg | 49 |
| #34 | kelp-holly drape | 1 |
| #15 | kelp-holly gun | 2 |
| #884 | killer rag doll | 2 |
| #83 | kiwi beak | 15 |
| 🥇 | knobby kneepads | 440 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #31 | lab-grown meat | 73 |
| #37 | latte lovers club card | 1 |
| #186 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 16 |
| #103 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 29 |
| #61 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 26 |
| #138 | lavender striped oyster egg | 14 |
| #46 | leather aviator's cap | 1 |
| #21 | left half of a heart necklace | 17 |
| #84 | legitimate business on the beach | 56 |
| #15 | li'l orphan tot | 1 |
| #37 | liquid SONAR | 3 |
| #27 | little piece of steel | 3 |
| #24 | little red book | 1 |
| #141 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #28 | locked mumming trunk | 1 |
| #934 | lollipop stick | 2 |
| #377 | los chinos | 1 |
| #83 | lost elf luggage | 23 |
| #31 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 5 |
| #15 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 3 |
| #10 | lustrous oyster egg | 58 |
| #174 | macaroni duck | 10 |
| #18 | machine elf capsule | 1 |
| #59 | madius | 7 |
| #39 | mafia filofax | 19 |
| #22 | mafia middle finger ring | 4 |
| #47 | mafia organizer badge | 1 |
| #50 | mafia pinky ring | 3 |
| #31 | mafia pointer finger ring | 1 |
| #38 | mafia thumb ring | 3 |
| #25 | mafia wedding ring | 1 |
| #1892 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #26 | magnetic field | 1 |
| #18 | magnificent oyster egg | 42 |
| #247 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #17 | mana-basted tofurkey leg | 9 |
| #15 | mana-coated yams | 10 |
| 🥉 | mana-fortified cranberry sauce | 18 |
| #7 | mana-stuffed herbal stuffing | 13 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #5 | marshmallow bomb | 375 |
| #98 | marshmallow flambé | 5 |
| #16 | massive wrench | 5 |
| #30 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 50 |
| #292 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 12 |
| #113 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 24 |
| #83 | mauve striped oyster egg | 31 |
| #121 | meat st‰¿bing club | 2 |
| #4 | meteorite fragment | 1 |
| #76 | military-grade peppermint oil | 8 |
| #12 | mime army camouflage kit | 15 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army rations | 15 |
| #25 | mime army superserum | 6 |
| #55 | mime army wine | 7 |
| #24 | mime eraser | 50 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #41 | miming boots | 2 |
| #31 | miming corduroys | 3 |
| #42 | miming gloves | 2 |
| #22 | miming shirt | 4 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #55 | minin' dynamite | 46 |
| #32 | mint condition Lil' Doctorâ„¢ bag | 1 |
| #23 | mint-in-box Powerful Glove | 1 |
| #107 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #33 | moist Crimbo spices | 332 |
| #180 | molten brick | 65 |
| #43 | mooseflank | 238 |
| #43 | moosemeat pie | 5 |
| #50 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 150 |
| #449 | motivational poster | 10 |
| #45 | muffled muffuletta | 6 |
| #46 | mulled wine | 2 |
| #47 | multi-level marzipan | 8 |
| #27 | muskox-skin cap | 6 |
| #30 | mutant fire ant egg | 1 |
| #616 | nanite-infested candy cane | 20 |
| #276 | nanite-infested eggnog | 16 |
| #1024 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #482 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 10 |
| #25 | nasty-smelling moss | 1 |
| #36 | nastygeist | 83 |
| #48 | neg grog | 1 |
| #27 | nega-mushroom | 60 |
| #270 | negative lump | 27 |
| #40 | negotiatin' hammer | 36 |
| #74 | neoprene skullcap | 4 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #20 | ninjammies | 1 |
| #54 | non-aged vinegar | 71 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #41 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #33 | nugget of Crimbonium | 240 |
| #120 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #231 | obnoxious riddle | 2 |
| #36 | obsidian dagger | 141 |
| #319 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 7 |
| #788 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #36 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 52 |
| #389 | off-white striped oyster egg | 8 |
| #84 | officer's nog | 4 |
| #78 | oil cap | 1 |
| #73 | oil lamp | 1 |
| #83 | oil slacks | 1 |
| #29 | ojo de pez burrito | 250 |
| #20 | old school Mafia knicke½æ | 29 |
| #93 | old-school pirate grog | 1 |
| #41 | outlaw bandana | 20 |
| #30 | overloaded micro-reactor | 426 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #227 | pack of pogs | 85 |
| #33 | packaged Pocket Professor | 1 |
| #75 | pair of government shades | 9 |
| #141 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #189 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #20 | pantogram | 1 |
| #295 | paperclip | 159 |
| #207 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #34 | pearlescent oyster egg | 24 |
| #16 | pegfinger | 28 |
| #12 | peppermint bomb | 49 |
| #19 | peppermint eel sauce | 916 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #18 | peppermint spine | 3 |
| #25 | peppermint tack | 49 |
| #349 | peppermint tailings | 9 |
| #40 | peppermint-scented socks | 13 |
| #398 | perl necklace | 1 |
| #12 | personalizable gingerbread cookie | 112 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #41 | pet anchor | 6 |
| #8 | pet bad vibe | 2 |
| #1430 | pet rock | 4 |
| #248 | petit 4.1 | 4 |
| #87 | petit fortran | 6 |
| #174 | phish stick | 7 |
| #14 | pickled bread | 10 |
| #53 | pile of Trainbot parts | 622 |
| #9 | pine cone necklace | 1 |
| #44 | ping-pong ball | 542 |
| #39 | ping-pong paddle | 2 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #34 | pirate encryption key alpha | 2 |
| #19 | pirate encryption key bravo | 5 |
| #33 | pirate encryption key charlie | 2 |
| #38 | pirate encryption key delta | 2 |
| #28 | pitted sheet metal | 430 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #72 | pixel shield | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #47 | plaid cowboy hat | 9 |
| #82 | plain candy cane | 5 |
| #14 | plastic bazooka | 6 |
| #20 | pocket ace | 26 |
| #308 | pog #01 (spider) | 3 |
| #209 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 5 |
| #249 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 4 |
| #482 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #109 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 10 |
| #401 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 2 |
| #322 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 3 |
| #315 | pog #08 (hellion) | 3 |
| #134 | pog #09 (pirate) | 9 |
| #404 | pog #10 (hobo) | 2 |
| #219 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 5 |
| #33 | poisonsettia | 58 |
| #37 | portable Othello set | 1 |
| #15 | portable dam | 6 |
| #195 | portable photocopier | 35 |
| #16 | portable ping-pong table | 3 |
| #90 | portable steam unit | 1 |
| #47 | portable table | 36 |
| #50 | potato alarm clock | 4 |
| #9 | potion of spiritual gunkifying | 6 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #22 | pottery barn owl figurine | 2 |
| #57 | powdered powdered sugar | 7 |
| #8 | prank Crimbo card | 37 |
| #20 | pristine walrus tusk | 6 |
| #26 | projectile chemistry set | 69 |
| #40 | protection stick | 72 |
| #246 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #10 | pteruges | 9 |
| #155 | puce paisley oyster egg | 14 |
| #176 | puce plastic oyster egg | 18 |
| #57 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 41 |
| #592 | puce striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #133 | puff of smoke | 4 |
| #22 | punching mirror | 3 |
| #83 | quantum of familiar | 2 |
| #206 | quantum taco | 130 |
| #25 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 20 |
| #26 | radiation-resistant helmet | 50 |
| #88 | radiator heater shield | 4 |
| #315 | radio button candy | 3 |
| #33 | rattler rattle | 72 |
| #1795 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #42 | really nice lump of coal | 2 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #108 | red ale | 6 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #78 | red and white claret | 4 |
| #29 | red armband | 1 |
| #161 | red drunki-bear | 2 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #15 | red money bag | 69 |
| #129 | red paisley oyster egg | 20 |
| #163 | red plastic baby | 3 |
| #108 | red plastic oyster egg | 30 |
| #106 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 21 |
| #34 | red striped oyster egg | 47 |
| #112 | red tulip | 1 |
| #31 | red white and blue claret | 1 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #11 | reindeer sickle | 2 |
| #4 | replica Elf Guard medal | 8 |
| #54 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 24 |
| #8 | ribbon candy ascot | 3 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #104 | ridiculous cocktail | 14 |
| #23 | ridiculous earring | 3 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #30 | right half of a heart necklace | 15 |
| #1170 | [2108]rock | 2 |
| #47 | roll of meat | 8 |
| #200 | rose | 5 |
| #12 | rotten tomato | 65 |
| #50 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 69 |
| #59 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 63 |
| #74 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 51 |
| #49 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 69 |
| #78 | ruby on canes | 5 |
| #33 | rum barrel charrrm | 84 |
| #43 | rum barrel charrrm bracelet | 2 |
| #24 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 26 |
| #28 | runny icing | 479 |
| #34 | rusted-out shootin' iron | 15 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #82 | s'more | 854 |
| #8 | saffron antaravasaka | 1 |
| #6 | saffron uttarasanga | 1 |
| #15 | salt plum | 1,029 |
| #42 | salt plum sake | 2 |
| #36 | salt wages | 276 |
| #14 | salted mutton | 10 |
| #15 | salty gumdrop | 332 |
| #142 | sandwich of the gods | 18 |
| #16 | sawed-off blunderbuss | 20 |
| #59 | scary death orb | 2 |
| #9 | scintillating oyster egg | 82 |
| #33 | scotch on the rocks | 21 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #39 | sealhide buckler | 2 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #86 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #38 | seared dino steak | 6 |
| #17 | self-repairing earmuffs | 22 |
| #9 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 11 |
| #30 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 44 |
| #8 | shipwright's hammer | 74 |
| #39 | shot of mescal | 75 |
| #18 | shovelful of dirt | 108 |
| #28 | shushed potatoes | 9 |
| #147 | silent I | 3 |
| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #150 | silent L | 1 |
| #8 | silent M | 158 |
| #190 | silent O | 2 |
| #143 | silent P | 3 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #82 | silent W | 2 |
| #186 | silent X | 1 |
| #52 | silent beret | 1 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #53 | silent pea shooter | 25 |
| #69 | silver shrimp fork | 28 |
| #28 | silver table-scraper | 1 |
| #310 | silver tongue charrrm | 18 |
| #82 | silver tongue charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #17 | simple AI | 7 |
| 🥈 | skeleton skis | 363 |
| #24 | skull capacitor | 4 |
| #191 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 7 |
| #254 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 6 |
| #5 | sleaze wad | 9,999 |
| #79 | sleazy bindle | 7 |
| #176 | sleeping stocking | 15 |
| #16 | sleeve deuce | 508 |
| 🥈 | slingshot | 6,030 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #494 | slow jam collection | 9 |
| #59 | smart watch | 7 |
| #96 | smiling rat | 3 |
| #9 | sneakeasies | 2 |
| #803 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #42 | soggy elf shoes | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #317 | soy cordial | 2 |
| #113 | space beast fur | 8 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #23 | space heater | 1 |
| #39 | space invader | 1 |
| #6 | space junk | 785 |
| #26 | space needle | 1 |
| #51 | space port | 3 |
| #85 | spade necklace | 47 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #32 | sparking robo-battery | 419 |
| #33 | spectral pickle | 733 |
| #24 | spectre scepter | 416 |
| #85 | spice melange | 3 |
| 🥉 | spiky turtle helmet | 112 |
| 🥉 | spiky turtle shoulderpads | 108 |
| #191 | spiritual candy cane | 2 |
| #97 | spiritual eggnog | 3 |
| #111 | spiritual fruitcake | 3 |
| #189 | spiritual gingerbread | 2 |
| #387 | spooky bindle | 2 |
| #367 | spooky eggnog | 13 |
| #38 | spooky hockey mask | 30 |
| #38 | spooky lasso | 51 |
| #206 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 6 |
| #349 | squirming egg sac | 32 |
| #271 | stained mattress | 4 |
| #100 | stainless steel scarf | 20 |
| #28 | stainless steel shillelagh | 33 |
| #221 | stainless steel skullcap | 11 |
| #41 | stainless steel slacks | 25 |
| #131 | stainless steel solitaire | 14 |
| #106 | stainless steel suspenders | 23 |
| #121 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 7 |
| #122 | stale cheer wine | 7 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #34 | status cymbal | 1 |
| #69 | steamed oyster | 38 |
| #31 | steel drivin' hammer | 70 |
| #144 | still-beating spleen | 4 |
| #17 | stink-penny | 1,088 |
| #77 | stinkin' bindle | 7 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #333 | strange cube | 4 |
| #9 | strange helix fossil | 10 |
| #170 | strawberry supersucker | 2 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #341 | stray chihuahua | 8 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #12 | stuffed "L" | 1 |
| #21 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 722 |
| #91 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 262 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #100 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 238 |
| #28 | stuffed Meat | 698 |
| #1831 | stuffed alien blob | 3 |
| #119 | stuffed angry cow | 242 |
| #128 | stuffed astral badger | 221 |
| #111 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 252 |
| #729 | stuffed can of asparagus | 3 |
| #96 | stuffed cocoabo | 270 |
| #36 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 207 |
| #38 | stuffed dinosaur | 1 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #2480 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #99 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 274 |
| #125 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 225 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #82 | stuffed hand turkey | 302 |
| #72 | stuffed key | 467 |
| #39 | stuffed kraken | 3 |
| #32 | stuffed martini | 221 |
| #58 | stuffed mind flayer | 423 |
| #30 | stuffed mink | 714 |
| #30 | stuffed monocle | 637 |
| #130 | stuffed ninja snowman | 60 |
| #6 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 2,000 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #100 | stuffed scary death orb | 284 |
| #3952 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #138 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 210 |
| #104 | stuffed snowy owl | 249 |
| #119 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 246 |
| #770 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 11 |
| #99 | stuffed stab bat | 3 |
| #104 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 243 |
| #25 | stuffed teddy butler | 654 |
| #30 | stuffed tin of caviar | 655 |
| #71 | stuffed treasure chest | 472 |
| #93 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 294 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #226 | stuffed yo-yo | 3 |
| #424 | stuffed zmobie | 2 |
| #1137 | stuffing | 7 |
| #1104 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 8 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #8 | sucker tachi | 66 |
| #19 | sugarplum ration | 37 |
| #29 | sundae ration | 29 |
| #74 | super-absorbent tarp | 2 |
| #109 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 5 |
| #28 | synthetic rock | 4 |
| #87 | tarnished bottlecap | 33 |
| #64 | tarrrnish charrrm | 50 |
| #73 | tarrrnished charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #1316 | teddy bear | 3 |
| #1592 | teddy borg | 2 |
| #19 | tempura green and red bean | 6 |
| #28 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 5 |
| #39 | thick walrus blubber | 244 |
| #32 | third ear | 18 |
| #148 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #32 | throwing candy | 78 |
| #7 | time shuriken | 5 |
| #30 | tiny bomb | 254 |
| #92 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #496 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 4 |
| #406 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 5 |
| #56 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 14 |
| #81 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 5 |
| #192 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 8 |
| #97 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 5 |
| #93 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 5 |
| #398 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 5 |
| #259 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 7 |
| #21 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 11 |
| #758 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #196 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 8 |
| #324 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 2 |
| #143 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 4 |
| #504 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 4 |
| #190 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 8 |
| #186 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 3 |
| #189 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 3 |
| #123 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 4 |
| #30 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 21 |
| #129 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 10 |
| #287 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 2 |
| #111 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 4 |
| #71 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 5 |
| #206 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 8 |
| #313 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 6 |
| #325 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 2 |
| #477 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 4 |
| #304 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 2 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1464 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 5 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #487 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 9 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #962 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 8 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #798 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 6 |
| #890 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 2 |
| #1160 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #664 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 7 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #1228 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 6 |
| #787 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 6 |
| #1150 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 4 |
| #152 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 7 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #835 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 4 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #6226 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddyâ„¢ | 1 |
| #482 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 5 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #1512 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 6 |
| #1679 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 5 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #26 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 2 |
| #20 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #225 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 18 |
| #563 | tiny plastic Felonia | 8 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1752 | tiny plastic G Imp | 4 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #1254 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 6 |
| #731 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 10 |
| #852 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 4 |
| #1067 | tiny plastic Hellion | 7 |
| #1469 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 5 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #739 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 6 |
| #918 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 8 |
| #2165 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #727 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 10 |
| #1236 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 6 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #116 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 9 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1098 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 2 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 5 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #1449 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 5 |
| #689 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 3 |
| #221 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 5 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 4 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #903 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 8 |
| #1051 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 7 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #569 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 8 |
| #641 | tiny plastic The Man | 7 |
| #38 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 2 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #1741 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 4 |
| #1283 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #482 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 5 |
| #1226 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 6 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #110 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #2204 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #2859 | tiny plastic angry goat | 6 |
| #592 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 7 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #537 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 13 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 6 |
| #935 | tiny plastic astronomer | 8 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #2258 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 8 |
| #846 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 4 |
| #805 | tiny plastic beanbat | 9 |
| #663 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 6 |
| #741 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 5 |
| #592 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 7 |
| #2572 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #750 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 5 |
| #745 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 5 |
| #3304 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #659 | tiny plastic blooper | 11 |
| #819 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 9 |
| #1064 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 7 |
| #670 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 6 |
| #483 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 9 |
| #19 | tiny plastic caboose | 2 |
| #593 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 7 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #540 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #18 | tiny plastic coal car | 2 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 6 |
| #4886 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1502 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #828 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 9 |
| #810 | tiny plastic demoninja | 9 |
| #18 | tiny plastic dining car | 2 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #1082 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 7 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 4 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #868 | tiny plastic fire servant | 2 |
| #826 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 9 |
| #38 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #924 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 8 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #3327 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #4809 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #64 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 473 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic goth giant | 4 |
| #3310 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #713 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 10 |
| #1833 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #146 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 3 |
| #3971 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #750 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 5 |
| #4794 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #1063 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 7 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #4838 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #1238 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 6 |
| #19 | tiny plastic locomotive | 2 |
| #45 | tiny plastic mime executive | 2 |
| #46 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 2 |
| #42 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 2 |
| #44 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 2 |
| #860 | tiny plastic moneybee | 4 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1111 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 2 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #868 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 9 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic passenger car | 2 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #418 | tiny plastic peacannon | 6 |
| #39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #3302 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic sauceror | 4 |
| #625 | tiny plastic scary clown | 12 |
| #46 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1059 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 7 |
| #1079 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 7 |
| #482 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 5 |
| #826 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 9 |
| #6199 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #1112 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 7 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #6166 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #2894 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #744 | tiny plastic taco cat | 10 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #1429 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 5 |
| #173 | tiny plastic trollipop | 2 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1067 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #827 | tiny plastic warwelf | 9 |
| #930 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 8 |
| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #1238 | tiny plastic zmobie | 6 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2527 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #24 | toy Crimbot mega face | 2 |
| #24 | toy Crimbot power glove | 2 |
| #21 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 2 |
| #21 | toy Crimbot super fist | 2 |
| #1217 | toy jet pack | 4 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #60 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 13 |
| #143 | transparent nog | 3 |
| #1887 | tree-eating kite | 7 |
| #316 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #71 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 16 |
| #6 | trick coin | 80 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #38 | twitching time capsule | 18 |
| #42 | unfinished fruitcake | 5 |
| #13 | unidentifiable dried fruit | 18 |
| #124 | unidentified drink | 10 |
| #34 | universal biscuit | 88 |
| #94 | unquiet spirits | 20 |
| #40 | unsanitized scalpel | 10 |
| #445 | untamable turtle | 5 |
| #45 | unused soap | 69 |
| #313 | unusual disco ball | 8 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #74 | vampire pellet | 6 |
| #28 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 179 |
| #114 | vinegar | 294 |
| #172 | viral DNA | 2 |
| #896 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #655 | wad of cotton | 3 |
| #59 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 3 |
| #193 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 30 |
| #33 | warbear auto-anvil | 5 |
| #40 | warbear badge | 4 |
| #25 | warbear battery | 74 |
| #9 | warbear battle greaves | 1 |
| #6 | warbear bearserker greaves | 1 |
| #185 | warbear bearserker potion | 5 |
| #131 | warbear beeping telegram | 10 |
| #47 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 11 |
| #6 | warbear ceremonial party pants | 1 |
| #188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
| #15 | warbear dress bracers | 1 |
| #16 | warbear dress greaves | 1 |
| #13 | warbear dress helmet | 1 |
| #47 | warbear drone assembler | 11 |
| 🥉 | warbear electric long johns | 1 |
| #5 | warbear electric warscarf | 1 |
| #4 | warbear electro-spiked helm | 1 |
| #29 | warbear empathy chip | 14 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #68 | warbear energy bracers | 3 |
| #121 | warbear exhaust manifold | 2 |
| #118 | warbear exo-arm | 2 |
| #8 | warbear fancy fedora | 1 |
| #8 | warbear feathered fedora | 1 |
| #4 | warbear fleece-lined long johns | 1 |
| #7 | warbear fleece-lined warscarf | 1 |
| #59 | warbear foil hat | 4 |
| #11 | warbear goggles | 1 |
| #164 | warbear gyro | 1 |
| #58 | warbear gyrocopter | 13 |
| #5 | warbear heated ushanka | 1 |
| #182 | warbear helm fragment | 33 |
| #7 | warbear high festival pants | 1 |
| #109 | warbear high-efficiency still | 2 |
| #101 | warbear induction oven | 2 |
| #72 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 3 |
| #76 | warbear laser beacon | 3 |
| #13 | warbear laser bowtie | 1 |
| #6 | warbear lined ushanka | 1 |
| #208 | warbear liquid overcoat | 5 |
| #9 | warbear long johns | 1 |
| #125 | warbear metalworking primer | 9 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #6 | warbear nuclear bowtie | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear officer greaves | 1 |
| #77 | warbear officer requisition box | 11 |
| #19 | warbear oil pan | 9 |
| #8 | warbear party pants | 1 |
| #9 | warbear plain fedora | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plain helm | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plain ushanka | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plasma bowtie | 1 |
| #9 | warbear polarized goggles | 1 |
| #79 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 13 |
| #76 | warbear requisition box | 88 |
| #60 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 18 |
| #31 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 27 |
| #10 | warbear snowblindness goggles | 1 |
| #27 | warbear soda machine assembler | 16 |
| #5 | warbear spiked helm | 1 |
| #167 | warbear trouser fragment | 37 |
| #98 | warbear wardance potion | 22 |
| #13 | warbear warscarf | 1 |
| #546 | warbear whosit | 20 |
| #109 | warehouse key | 8 |
| #8 | waterlogged cloth | 172 |
| #8 | waterlogged leather | 234 |
| #14 | waterlogged metal | 99 |
| #9 | waterlogged stuffing | 267 |
| #19 | waterlogged wood | 24 |
| #29 | wet tack | 2 |
| #31 | whalecake | 2 |
| #40 | whalegun | 1 |
| #15 | whalesteak | 50 |
| #44 | whiskey in a broken glass | 73 |
| #21 | white Crimbo ball | 1,300 |
| #28 | white arm towel | 1 |
| #402 | white balloon | 9 |
| #6 | white candy heart | 12,111 |
| #7 | white earbuds | 3 |
| #60 | white money bag | 11 |
| #43 | white tulip | 12 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #47 | wings of fire | 2 |
| #5 | wooly loincloth | 6 |
| #52 | worksite credentials | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
| 🥉 | yabba dabba doo rag | 6 |
| #142 | yellow drunki-bear | 3 |
| #1013 | yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #212 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 12 |
| #206 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 24 |
| #54 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 31 |
| #85 | yellow striped oyster egg | 21 |
| #21 | yule gruel | 1,111 |
| #41 | yule hatchet | 19 |
| #28 | yule pup | 5 |
| #18 | zombie dinosaur egg | 10 |
| #1201 | zombie pineal gland | 3 |