Museum :: Volc

Volc

Rank	Item	Quantity
#25	"caramel" orange	89
#36	4-dimensional fez	7
#22	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#280	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#297	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#20	A Guide to Safari	1
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#196	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	2
#394	Ancient Saucehelm	6
#97	Angelhair Culottes	9
#93	Arrrmetia trading card	2
#571	Asleep in the Cemetery	3
#62	Atomic Comic	5
#26	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#311	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	3
#481	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	2
#864	BGE merchandise order form	2
#95	BGE pocket calendar	7
#235	BGE shotglass	26
#141	BGE temporary tattoo	6
#436	BGE tiny plastic toy	3
#246	Baja sopapilla	3
#121	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	8
#125	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	4
#69	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	91
#7	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	150
#30	Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy	1
#34	Batfellow comic	7
#92	Better Than Cuddling Cake	25
#269	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	4
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#49	BittyCar HotCar	1
#10	BittyCar MeatCar	2
#38	BittyCar SoulCar	1
🥉	Black Angus blackburger	11
#22	Black Bart's Booty	1
#217	Bling of the New Wave	6
#501	Blizzards I Have Died In	2
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#22	Bonerdagon necklace	185
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#12	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	12
#7	Boss Bat bling	237
#41	Boss Bat britches	148
#48	Bruno's blessing of Mars	9
#1057	Bulky Buddy Box	2
#47	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	9
#178	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	5
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#264	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	3
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#289	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	3
#35	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#149	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	4
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#252	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	3
#250	CRIMBCO lanyard	2
#790	CRIMBCO mug	12
#819	CRIMBCO wine	9
#288	CRIMBCOIDS mints	8
#785	CRIMBCOLOAF	5
#24	Carol of the Bulls	7
#24	Carol of the Hells	7
#26	Carol of the Thrills	7
#61	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#15	Celsius 233	4
#18	Chateau Mantegna room key	1
#20	Cheer-Up soda	51
#9	Chester's sunglasses	4
#219	Chori Zo trading card	1
#17	Chroner trigger	1
#160	Cinco Mayo Lager	2
#77	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	1
#246	Claw of the Infernal Seal	4
#1485	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1425	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#11	Codpiece of the Goblin King	269
#200	Colander of Em-er'il	9
#23	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	1
#398	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	6
#28	Crimbeau de toilette	17
#163	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	30
#415	Crimbo Credit	5
#141	Crimbo Factory surprise box	20
#110	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	1
#21	Crimbo candle	13
#107	Crimbo crystal shards	1
#80	Crimbo dinner	7
#93	Crimbo food scraps	68
#27	Crimbo salad	17
#16	Crimbo sapling	1
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#22	Crimbo tattoo kit	5
#22	Crimbo train emergency brake	140
#42	Crimbolex watch	3
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#86	Crimbosmopolitan	9
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#62	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	2
#110	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#268	Crimbot battery	1
#412	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	2
#81	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	7
#460	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	1
#363	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	1
#372	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	3
#2376	Crimboween memo	1
#90	Crimboysters Rockefeller	4
#1358	Crimbuck	287
#31	Crimbylow-rise jeans	1
#131	Crown of the Goblin King	135
#41	D roll	246
#17	DIY protonic accelerator kit	1
#11	DUFRESNE Suds	368
#13	Dear Past Self Package	1
#31	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	14
#311	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	20
#290	Disco 'Fro Pick	9
#190	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	1
#15	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
#13	Drowsy Sword	426
#4	Drunkula's bell	1
#95	Dust bunny	23
#1403	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1414	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1374	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#244	El Sombrero De Lopez	9
#413	Elder Turtle Shell	6
#52	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	1
#32	Eldritch snap	3
🥇	Essence of Annoyance	1
#314	FDKOL commendation	1,243
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#170	FDKOL hotcakes	34
🥈	Fabiotion	124
#39	Fantasma en la Máquina	107
#172	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#30	Folder Holder	1
#31	Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	2
#33	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	15
#183	Friendliness Beverage	26
#14	Frosty's snowball sack	3
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#152	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	4
#225	Galapagosian Cuisses	5
#35	GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	1
#223	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	5
#71	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	27
🥇	Golden HP-35 Calculator	1
#17	Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog	1
#204	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	5
#56	Greatest American Pants	1
#888	Green Clover of Justice	2
🥉	Green Muslin	71
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#57	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	2
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#20	Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!	1
#29	How to Play Othello	21
#90	Inndya trading card	2
#88	Inner Strength	4
#164	Inner Truth	3
#92	Inner Wisdom	4
#8	Instant Karma	632
#19	Iron Beta of Industry	311
#937	Jack-in-the-box	3
#17	Jarlsberg's pan	1
#109	Jolly Roger charrrm	46
#78	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	38
#51	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	3
#61	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	8
#13	Knob Goblin visor	29,532
#132	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	5
#198	Krakrox's Loincloth	5
#32	Kramco Industries packing carton	1
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
#63	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	1,228
#10	LOLmec statuette	11
#27	LOV Elephant	3
#13	LOV Entrance Pass	3
#5	LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate	420
#57	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	94
#185	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	7
#253	Lars the Cyberian	2
#19	Law of Averages	1
#83	Lead Zeta of Chastity	2
#168	Lederhosen of the Night	8
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#94	Libram of BRICKOs	1
#113	Libram of Love Songs	1
#49	Libram of Resolutions	1
#49	Loathing Legion knife	1
#80	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	4
#17	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	425
#22	Manual of Numberology	1
#285	Maxing, Relaxing	4
#7	Mer-kin cookiestove	998
#11	Mer-kin rollpin	2
#977	Microplushie: Bropane	1
#835	Microplushie: Dorkonide	1
#887	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	1
#746	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	1
#980	Microplushie: Gothochondria	1
#995	Microplushie: Hippylase	1
#576	Microplushie: Hipsterine	1
#739	Microplushie: Hobomosome	3
#917	Microplushie: Otakulone	2
#948	Microplushie: Raverdrine	1
#957	Microplushie: Sororitrate	1
#10	Misty Cape	122
#12	Misty Cloak	119
#10	Misty Robe	162
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#36	Ms. Accessory	1
#632	NPZR chemistry set	1
#21	Neverending Party invitation envelope	2
#47	New Zealand iced tea	235
#16	New-You Club Membership Form	1
#175	Newman's Own Trousers	6
#31	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	118
🥈	Official Council Aide Pin	1
#217	Orange Star of Sacrifice	10
#21	Othello's dagger	10
#17	Othello's handkerchief	11
#19	Othello's military jacket	11
#25	Our Daily Candles™ order form	1
#113	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	18
#165	Pink Heart of Spirit	6
🥈	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	1
🥇	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	1
#230	Poison Oak trading card	1
#30	Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them	1
#100	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	2
#282	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#75	Red Balloon of Valor	3
#209	Red Pill	2
#29	Roman sadnals	13
#33	Rompedores de Fantasmas	112
#84	Roo trading card	2
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
🥇	SalesCo sample kit	1
#660	Scalp of Gorgolok	5
#407	Schrödinger's thermos	40
#126	Science Notebook	1
#153	Sensual Massage for Creeps	7
#207	Serenity trading card	1
#71	Skullhead's Screw	3
#57	Skully's hot chocolate	2
#22	Snow Suit	1
#47	SongBoom™ BoomBox Box	1
#17	Spacegate access badge	1
🥇	Spelunker of Fortune	211
🥇	Spelunker of Fortune (used)	2
🥇	Spelunker's Guild prize sack	279
#1230	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	2
#62	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
#7	Staff of the Peppermint Twist	1
#49	Staff of the Soupbone	4
#56	Strix stix	68
#436	Summer Nights	3
#33	TÎ¤◊lisman of Baiø‡	3
#41	TI-9000 calculator	84
#248	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	1
#410	Tales from the Fireside	3
#187	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	15
#397	The Art of Slapfighting	2
#21	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
#254	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	5
#23	The Big Book of Communism	1
#34	The Cooler Out of Space	70
#42	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	3
#15	The Imploded World	10
#38	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	3
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	1
#52	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	2
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	1
#50	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	2
#5	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	1
#49	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	2
#8	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	1
#34	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	3
#7	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	1
#47	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	2
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	1
#238	The Joy of Wassailing	14
#85	The Necbronomicon	3
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	1
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#207	The Snake trading card	1
🥈	The Spirit of Giving (used)	1
#36	Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	1
#6	Third Eye	1
#214	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#42	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	35
#209	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	3
#11	Thwaitgold ant statuette	16
#244	Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	1
#134	Thwaitgold bee statuette	10
#86	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	12
#125	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	6
#415	Thwaitgold bug statuette	2
#64	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	9
#48	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	12
#632	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	4
#36	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	10
#415	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	1
#297	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	14
#163	Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	3
#144	Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	1
#51	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	20
#307	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	8
#87	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	1
#117	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	3
#19	Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	8
#691	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	7
#85	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	7
#127	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	4
#69	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	16
#160	Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	1
#326	Thwaitgold moth statuette	1
#259	Thwaitgold nit statuette	1
#275	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	3
#32	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	8
#111	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	12
#439	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	10
#542	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	2
#591	Thwaitgold spider statuette	4
#252	Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	1
#143	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	23
#918	Thwaitgold termite statuette	3
#126	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	1
#103	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	5
#115	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	7
#575	Tiki lighter	1
#37	Time Lord Participation Mug	1
#35	Trainbot autoassembly module	10
#45	Trainbot circuitry	102
#48	Trainbot linkages	61
#75	Trainbot luggage hook	1
#51	Trainbot optics	62
#32	Trainbot plating	109
#28	Trainbot radar monocle	3
#51	Trainbot servomotors	62
#56	Trainbot slag	122
#51	Trainbot tubing	66
#611	Travels with Jerry	2
#19	Twelve Night Energy	50
#23	Twitching Television Tattoo	2
#56	Ultrasoldier Serum	23
#436	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	4
#362	Uncle Romulus	3
#22	Uncle Romulus (used)	1
#248	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#175	Volartta's bellbottoms	7
#9	Witchess Set	1
#226	Woldo trading card	1
#91	Yellow Moon of Compassion	24
#15	Yorick	3
#21	Yuleviathan necklace	3
#37	Z-Bone steak	92
#437	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	3
#12	Zombo's skull ring	3
#4	Zoodriver	117
#353	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	5
#24	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	1
#15	[glitch season reward name]	1
#668	adorable seal larva	4
#10	airplane charter: Conspiracy Island	1
#130	alien drugs	19
#152	alien force field disruptor bean	3
#17	alien protein powder	23
#67	alien source code printout	7
#14	alien source code printout (used)	1
#4	ancient ice cream scoop	699
#21	anemoney clip	2
#116	anniversary balloon	11
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#279	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	5
#25	antique Canadian lantern	8
#30	antique beer	17
#398	antique bottle opener	2
#21	antique nutcracker beard	3
#16	antique nutcracker boots	3
🥈	antique nutcracker cape	20
#10	antique nutcracker drumstick	3
#10	antique nutcracker epaulets	3
#71	antique nutcracker figurine	5
#16	antique nutcracker hat	3
#14	antique nutcracker pants	3
#13	antique nutcracker sword	3
#251	antique painting of a landscape	3
#258	antique pair of blue jeans	3
#458	antique record album	5
#151	antique souvenir drawing	5
#63	augmented-reality shades	6
#15	automatic wine thief	2
#44	baby bark scorpion	1
#32	bad vibroknife	1
#23	badass belt	439
#29	bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts	1
#429	balaclava	1
#23	balanced antler	6
#42	ballpark hot daub	2
#250	banana supersucker	1
#966	bananagate	1
#42	bananarama bangle	2
#47	banjo kazoo mount	5
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#108	bark rootbeer	6
#140	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	10
#564	bath ball gift set	9
#150	batskin belt	8
#216	battered Crimbo Crate	61
#184	beautiful rainbow	1
#10	beaver punch (cherry)	21
#11	beaver punch (papaya)	21
#11	beaver punch (peach)	20
#50	beavermouth	243
#642	bed of coals	1
#232	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#30	bejeweled cufflinks	94
#975	belemnite fossil	1
#1062	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#122	bindlestocking	18
#82	birdbone corset	4
#22	black Crimbo ball	1,300
#33	black and white cracker	7
#6	black brandy	11
#185	black candy heart	68
#693	black greaves	1
#694	black helmet	1
#132	black lotus	1
#711	black paisley oyster egg	7
#348	black plastic oyster egg	14
#206	black polka-dot oyster egg	25
#667	black shield	1
#47	black spot	18
#120	black striped oyster egg	31
#724	black sword	1
#75	blank diary	2
#376	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	2
#439	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	15
#26	blue grass	78
#13	blue money bag	16
#76	blue paisley oyster egg	31
#235	blue plastic oyster egg	21
#86	blue polka-dot oyster egg	30
#76	blue raspberry troll doll	1
#513	blue striped oyster egg	9
#135	blue tulip	1
#213	bone aperitif	2
#121	bone chips	167
#195	bone meal	2
#226	booty chest charrrm	37
#32	booty chest charrrm bracelet	5
#196	bottle of Blank-Out	80
#32	bottle of Crimbognac	17
#31	bottle of drinkin' gas	10
#409	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#58	bottled day	4
#153	bouquet of circular saw blades	10
#438	bow	1
#15	bowl of Jeal-O	1,011
#27	bowl of mernudo	252
#351	box of sunshine	1,126
#38	boxed gumball machine	4
#72	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#38	bread line	12
#200	bread man	3
#13	bread pie	1,306
#321	breaded beer	2
#8	brilliant oyster egg	68
#128	brine	119
#283	brown plastic baby	2
#168	buñuelos Jaliscos	5
#31	bubble-wrap simulator	62
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#610	bunch of bananas	4
#35	bundle of "fragrant" herbs	1
#255	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#26	cabooze	14
#153	can of Binarrrca	72
#484	can of CRIMBCOLA	6
#36	can of mixed everything	5
#145	can-you-dig-it?	1
#435	candied bolts	4
#93	candied nuts	9
#2203	candy cane	10
#109	candy cigarette	25
#6	candy drive button	1
#187	candy harmonica	3
#1325	candy stake	5
🥈	candycaine powder	1,111
#239	cannonball charrrm	29
#19	carnivorous potted plant	5
#11	centurion helmet	6
#57	chakra malt	7
#173	chakra sludge	5
#48	chakra-mental wine	11
#61	charisma potion	6
#1345	cheap elven gloves	1
#128	cheer extractor	1
#12	cheer-o-gram	101
#10	cheerful Crimbo sweater	16
#8	cheerful antler hat	16
#9	cheerful pajama pants	16
#195	choco-Crimbot	5
#82	chocolate cigar	18
#278	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	6
#21	chocomotive	15
#696	chunk of depleted Grimacite	13
#33	cinnamon machine oil	495
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#21	circle drum	1
#181	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	7
#15	clear Russian	1,306
#102	clockwork hat	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#44	clockwork trench coat	2
#38	cloning kit	70
#63	club necklace	57
#30	coarse hemp socks	1
#778	cold ninja mask	1
#311	comfy coffin	4
#72	communal gobstopper	7
#95	congratulatory cake	1
#36	contract enforcement stick	77
#564	cookie cookie	1
#190	copper ha'penny charrrm	47
#81	copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	1
#50	corked genie bottle	1
#703	cornuthaum	2
#215	corrupted data	93
🥇	cozy scarf	1
#8	cranberry margarita (brackish)	2,000
#4	cranberry schnapps	40
#112	crotchety pants	1
#81	crystal Crimbo goblet	3
#82	crystal Crimbo platter	3
#22	crystal belt buckle	1
#378	crystalline cheer	51
#36	cursed breeches	1
#26	cursed cutlass	2
#20	cursed eyepatch	2
#515	daisy	3
#117	deactivated mini-Trainbot	1
🥈	dead guy's memento	20
#619	deck of tropical cards	1
#814	delicious salad	32
#189	deluxe fax machine	2
#31	depleted Crimbonium football helmet	14
#41	depleted Grimacite grappling hook	1
#19	depleted Grimacite gravy boat	2
#154	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	3
#28	depleted Grimacite ninja mask	1
#176	depleted uranium seal figurine	4
#399	designer handbag	7
#13	detective school application	1
#41	devil's-food cake	1
#63	diamond necklace	58
#83	dill	319
#104	diluted makeup	2
#531	disbelief suspenders	1
#89	discarded swimming trunks	1
#62	disco horoscope (Aquarius)	23
#76	disco horoscope (Aries)	19
#92	disco horoscope (Cancer)	15
#78	disco horoscope (Capricorn)	19
#153	disco horoscope (Gemini)	7
#84	disco horoscope (Leo)	17
#62	disco horoscope (Libra)	22
#72	disco horoscope (Pisces)	18
#33	disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	41
#78	disco horoscope (Scorpio)	18
#80	disco horoscope (Taurus)	17
#71	disco horoscope (Virgo)	19
#23	dog ointment	14
#1638	doll house	1
#1065	dollhive	4
#354	donated booze	15
#254	donated candy	28
#361	donated food	12
#83	dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	94
#62	droll monocle	21
#102	drop of water-37	135
#55	droppable microphone	1
#129	duct tape dockers	1
#93	duct tape fedora	1
#232	duct tape sword	1
#620	dusty Crimbo crate	17
#896	eXtreme mittens	1
#854	eXtreme scarf	1
#9	ear poison	1,008
#44	easter egg balloon	179
#187	eggwater	3
#126	eldritch alignment spray	1
#48	eldritch distillate	2
#58	eldritch effluvium	3,893
#50	eldritch elixir	2
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#577	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#87	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	1
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#26	tiny plastic Dolph Bossin	2
#224	tiny plastic Father McGruber	18
#561	tiny plastic Felonia	8
#281	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#1751	tiny plastic G Imp	4
#173	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#86	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
#1252	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	6
#730	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	10
#847	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	4
#1065	tiny plastic Hellion	7
#1467	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	5
#169	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#738	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	6
#918	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	8
#2162	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	3
#727	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	10
#1235	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	6
#77	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
#74	tiny plastic Krampus	1
#116	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	9
#214	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#45	tiny plastic Mer-kin baker	1
#44	tiny plastic Mirth	1
#1057	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#401	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#1089	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	2
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#39	tiny plastic Penny	1
#1446	tiny plastic Protagonist	5
#685	tiny plastic Queen Bee	3
#220	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	5
#83	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#846	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	4
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#901	tiny plastic Spam Witch	8
#1049	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	7
#90	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#569	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	8
#641	tiny plastic The Man	7
#37	tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare	2
#171	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#1740	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	4
#1282	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	3
#236	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#478	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	5
#1225	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	6
#75	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
#301	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#4533	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#105	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#2203	tiny plastic angry bugbear	3
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#587	tiny plastic angry space marine	7
#79	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
#535	tiny plastic anime smiley	13
#243	tiny plastic animelf	1
#1238	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	6
#934	tiny plastic astronomer	8
#6160	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	2
#73	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
#2251	tiny plastic barrrnacle	8
#845	tiny plastic batbugbear	4
#804	tiny plastic beanbat	9
#659	tiny plastic bee swarm	6
#739	tiny plastic beebee gunners	5
#590	tiny plastic beebee queue	7
#2563	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	2
#750	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	5
#742	tiny plastic blazing bat	5
#3298	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	5
#659	tiny plastic blooper	11
#818	tiny plastic brainsweeper	9
#1065	tiny plastic briefcase bat	7
#667	tiny plastic bugaboo	6
#478	tiny plastic buzzerker	9
#19	tiny plastic caboose	2
#589	tiny plastic cavebugbear	7
#37	tiny plastic chem lab	1
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#19	tiny plastic coal car	2
#2851	tiny plastic cocoabo	6
#4878	tiny plastic coffee pixie	3
#263	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#1496	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	3
#827	tiny plastic cubist bull	9
#810	tiny plastic demoninja	9
#17	tiny plastic dining car	2
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#52	tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"	1
#1081	tiny plastic drunk goat	7
#99	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#425	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#1736	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	4
#2827	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	2
#861	tiny plastic fire servant	2
#827	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	9
#36	tiny plastic food lab	1
#922	tiny plastic fruit golem	8
#2839	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	6
#3319	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	5
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#2803	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	2
#1736	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#60	tiny plastic golden gundam	473
#1764	tiny plastic goth giant	4
#3301	tiny plastic grue	5
#712	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	10
#1831	tiny plastic hermit	3
#145	tiny plastic hobo elf	3
#3964	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	4
#746	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	5
#4787	tiny plastic killer bee	3
#1061	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	7
#4865	tiny plastic leprechaun	3
#4829	tiny plastic levitating potato	3
#1236	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	6
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#45	tiny plastic mime executive	2
#45	tiny plastic mime functionary	2
#42	tiny plastic mime scientist	2
#43	tiny plastic mime soldier	2
#855	tiny plastic moneybee	4
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#46	tiny plastic multi-level marketer	1
#1102	tiny plastic mumblebee	2
#1035	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#866	tiny plastic ninja snowman	9
#38	tiny plastic nog lab	1
#56	tiny plastic orphan	1
#17	tiny plastic passenger car	2
#4340	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#414	tiny plastic peacannon	6
#38	tiny plastic primary lab	1
#57	tiny plastic reindeer	1
#3296	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	5
#1323	tiny plastic sauceror	4
#625	tiny plastic scary clown	12
#44	tiny plastic sea elf	1
#100	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#1056	tiny plastic senile lihc	7
#1073	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	7
#477	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	5
#822	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	9
#6188	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	2
#1109	tiny plastic spooky vampire	7
#4857	tiny plastic stab bat	3
#6158	tiny plastic star starfish	2
#2892	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	2
#742	tiny plastic taco cat	10
#224	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#1110	tiny plastic the Free Man	1
#1425	tiny plastic topiary golem	5
#171	tiny plastic trollipop	2
#4474	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#1063	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	7
#191	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#824	tiny plastic warwelf	9
#928	tiny plastic whitesnake	8
#53	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
#50	tiny plastic yuleviathan	1
#1237	tiny plastic zmobie	6
#1862	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#2525	toothsome rock	1
#106	tourmalime tourniquet	1
#24	toy Crimbot mega face	2
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#21	toy Crimbot super fist	2
#1217	toy jet pack	4
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#59	traditional Crimbo cookie	13
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#1886	tree-eating kite	7
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#70	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	16
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#53	trousers of the white knight	1
#32	twitching time capsule	18
#41	unfinished fruitcake	5
#12	unidentifiable dried fruit	18
#123	unidentified drink	10
#34	universal biscuit	88
#92	unquiet spirits	20
#38	unsanitized scalpel	10
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#43	unused soap	69
#305	unusual disco ball	8
#2526	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
#74	vampire pellet	6
#29	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	179
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#169	viral DNA	2
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#60	warbear LP-ROM burner	3
#194	warbear accoutrements chunk	30
#33	warbear auto-anvil	5
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#6	warbear bearserker greaves	1
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#6	warbear ceremonial party pants	1
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#15	warbear dress bracers	1
#16	warbear dress greaves	1
#13	warbear dress helmet	1
#48	warbear drone assembler	11
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#5	warbear electric warscarf	1
#4	warbear electro-spiked helm	1
#29	warbear empathy chip	14
#20	warbear empathy chip (used)	1
#68	warbear energy bracers	3
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#59	warbear foil hat	4
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#167	warbear gyro	1
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#5	warbear heated ushanka	1
#184	warbear helm fragment	33
#6	warbear high festival pants	1
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#101	warbear induction oven	2
#72	warbear jackhammer drill press	3
#76	warbear laser beacon	3
#13	warbear laser bowtie	1
#6	warbear lined ushanka	1
#208	warbear liquid overcoat	5
#8	warbear long johns	1
#125	warbear metalworking primer	9
#45	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
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🥇	warbear officer greaves	1
#78	warbear officer requisition box	11
#19	warbear oil pan	9
#8	warbear party pants	1
#9	warbear plain fedora	1
#6	warbear plain helm	1
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#6	warbear plasma bowtie	1
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#79	warbear procedural hilarity drone	13
#77	warbear requisition box	88
#61	warbear robo-camouflage unit	18
#31	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	27
#10	warbear snowblindness goggles	1
#28	warbear soda machine assembler	16
#5	warbear spiked helm	1
#168	warbear trouser fragment	37
#98	warbear wardance potion	22
#12	warbear warscarf	1
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#106	warehouse key	8
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#14	waterlogged metal	99
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#19	waterlogged wood	24
#43	whiskey in a broken glass	73
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#6	white candy heart	12,111
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#59	white money bag	11
#42	white tulip	12
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#2053	wind-up chattering teeth	1
#45	wings of fire	2
#5	wooly loincloth	6
#53	worksite credentials	1
#79	wristwatch of the white knight	1
🥉	yabba dabba doo rag	6
#145	yellow drunki-bear	3
#1011	yellow gummi ingot	1
#211	yellow paisley oyster egg	12
#206	yellow plastic oyster egg	24
#54	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	31
#85	yellow striped oyster egg	21
#21	yule gruel	1,111
#41	yule hatchet	19
#28	yule pup	5
#18	zombie dinosaur egg	10
#1200	zombie pineal gland	3

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