| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #27 | BRICKO brick | 26,761 |
| #111 | BRICKO eye brick | 761 |
| #934 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #1223 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #786 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #189 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 4 |
| #35 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 2 |
| #136 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 18 |
| #24 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 3 |
| #11 | Loathing Legion knife | 3 |
| #17 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 500 |
| #9 | Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire | 4 |
| #23 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 60 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #34 | Tome of Clip Art | 3 |
| #7 | a cute angel | 4 |
| #2224 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #9 | astronaut pants | 500 |
| #2044 | ball | 1 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #93 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1462 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #178 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 28 |
| #116 | black snowcone | 33 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #1772 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #157 | blue plastic oyster egg | 30 |
| #62 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 37 |
| #53 | blue snowcone | 370 |
| #246 | blue striped oyster egg | 17 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #95 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| #3698 | box of sunshine | 17 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1103 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #131 | can of franks 'n' beans | 2 |
| #3286 | candy cane | 4 |
| #2398 | candy stake | 3 |
| #39 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 206 |
| #1752 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #104 | coconut shell | 972 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1639 | doll house | 1 |
| #78 | dry noodles | 2,622 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1579 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #2058 | eggnog | 3 |
| #2681 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2518 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #2153 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #2476 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #2302 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #609 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #1336 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #56 | green snowcone | 380 |
| #143 | hippopotamus skin | 18 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #2407 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #121 | little paper umbrella | 981 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #90 | magical ice cubes | 973 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #102 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 28 |
| #32 | mutant cactus bud | 1 |
| #66 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 42 |
| #1733 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #601 | oozenog | 6 |
| #70 | orange snowcone | 376 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #15 | plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 1 |
| #17 | plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 1 |
| #17 | plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards | 1 |
| #15 | plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #919 | puce paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #83 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 31 |
| #1057 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #70 | purple snowcone | 387 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #64 | red plastic oyster egg | 42 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #48 | red snowcone | 437 |
| #1078 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #57 | scrumptious reagent | 3,254 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1485 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #352 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1582 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1344 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #210 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 91 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #651 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #622 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4312 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1236 | tofurkey leg | 6 |
| #1864 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #9 | toy jet pack | 500 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #13 | toy ray gun | 500 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #11 | toy space helmet | 500 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1158 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2048 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |