| #7 | 17-ball | 2 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #76 | Bag o' Tricks | 1 |
| #20 | Boris's Helm | 1 |
| #24 | Children's Meal of the Damned | 1 |
| 🥉 | Counterclockwise Watch | 2 |
| #12 | Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #8 | Crimbo pants | 1 |
| #96 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #11 | Crimbo sword | 1 |
| #51 | Crown of Thrones | 1 |
| #15 | Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield | 2 |
| #72 | Elvish sunglasses | 1 |
| #89 | Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form | 1 |
| #30 | Folder Holder | 1 |
| #52 | Greatest American Pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | Grimacite gasmask | 1 |
| #17 | Jarlsberg's pan | 1 |
| #44 | Jekyllin hide belt | 1 |
| #60 | Juju Mojo Mask | 1 |
| #29 | Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab | 1 |
| #47 | Loathing Legion knife | 1 |
| #75 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #7 | Monster Manuel | 1 |
| #93 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 1 |
| 🥉 | Newbiesport™ backpack | 1 |
| #27 | Newbiesportâ„¢ tent | 888 |
| #51 | Operation Patriot Shield | 1 |
| #26 | Pantsgiving | 1 |
| #44 | Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog | 1 |
| #7 | Platinum Yendorian Express Card | 2 |
| #7 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 100 |
| #5 | Spooky Putty sheet | 1 |
| #13 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| #11 | Talisman of Baio | 3 |
| #7 | Talisman of Bakula | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Nuge's favorite crossbow | 4 |
| #14 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 888 |
| #69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #10 | Underworld flail | 1 |
| #40 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
| #12 | Underworld truncheon | 1 |
| #47 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| #5 | anniversary balloon | 888 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #218 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 8 |
| #130 | antique bottle opener | 8 |
| #111 | antique painting of a landscape | 8 |
| #122 | antique pair of blue jeans | 8 |
| #372 | antique record album | 8 |
| #123 | antique souvenir drawing | 8 |
| #23 | bag of airline peanuts | 888 |
| #16 | barbed-wire fence | 888 |
| 🥇 | barskin tent | 888 |
| #9 | birthday candle | 1 |
| #11 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 888 |
| #24 | bottle-rocket crossbow | 2 |
| #47 | box of bear arms | 1 |
| #1633 | box of sunshine | 101 |
| #6 | brick of sand | 888 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| 🥇 | can of starch | 218 |
| #1037 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 8 |
| #14 | cigarette lighter | 888 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #106 | commemorative war stein | 888 |
| #22 | communications windchimes | 888 |
| #9 | crazy bastard sword | 3 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #7 | custom avatar form | 1 |
| #15 | deck of lewd playing cards | 1 |
| #16 | defective Game Grid token | 1 |
| #9 | energy drink IV | 888 |
| #5 | fake blood | 681 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #9 | flaming pink shirt | 1 |
| #27 | flaregun | 888 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #49 | forbidden sausage | 8 |
| #12 | gasmask | 1 |
| #9 | grog | 888 |
| #54 | haiku katana | 2 |
| #46 | handful of sand | 888 |
| #19 | happiness | 888 |
| 🥈 | hemp backpack | 1 |
| #13 | hippy protest button | 888 |
| #10 | hockey stick of furious angry rage | 3 |
| #7 | hypnodisk | 2 |
| #14 | ice sickle | 2 |
| #4 | incredibly dense meat gem | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #85 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #105 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| 🥉 | makeshift turban | 100 |
| 🥇 | mayfly bait necklace | 1 |
| #40 | moveable feast | 1 |
| #33 | navel ring of navel gazing | 1 |
| #5 | non-stick pugil stick | 8 |
| #5 | off-hand balloon | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #4 | optimal spreadsheet | 2 |
| 🥉 | origami "gentlemen's" magazine | 1 |
| #7 | origami pasties | 1 |
| #133 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #161 | phish stick | 8 |
| #82 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #95 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #11 | red-hot medallion | 1 |
| #126 | roll of toilet paper | 888 |
| #33 | shimmering rainbow sand | 20 |
| #9 | sinister ancient tablet | 1 |
| #13 | small Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #189 | spooky hockey mask | 8 |
| #13 | stick of dynamite | 888 |
| #4 | stinky cheese diaper | 1 |
| #19 | supportive bra | 888 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #92 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #778 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #17 | tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | 1 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #6 | toothbrush | 888 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #4 | ultimate wad | 1 |
| #24 | wax lips | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |