Museum :: Kurtispj

Kurtispj

Rank	Item	Quantity
#35	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	29
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#409	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	2
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#196	A. W. O. L. commendation	35
🥉	Adventurer bobblehead	15
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#94	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	1
#21	Ancient Protector Soda	30
#2230	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#834	Angelhair Culottes	1
#788	Argarggagarg's fang	2
#40	Asleep in the Cemetery	19
#83	Atomic Comic	4
#217	Atomic Pop	1
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#441	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	2
#480	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	2
#438	BGE merchandise order form	9
#364	BGE pocket calendar	2
#867	BGE shotglass	7
#141	BGE temporary tattoo	6
#633	BGE tiny plastic toy	2
#44	BOOterfinger	8
#236	BRAINS shorts	4
#524	BURT	15
#842	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#79	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	6
#1569	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	7
#1256	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#157	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	17
#612	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#39	Batfellow comic	5
#270	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	4
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#30	Big Punk	14
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#9	BittyCar SoulCar	2
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#908	Bling of the New Wave	1
#157	Blizzards I Have Died In	5
#243	Blood Light	17
#521	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#267	Bone's Farm "wine"	7
#171	Bonerdagon necklace	54
#740	Boss Bat bling	4
#2773	Boss Bat britches	1
#101	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	19
#830	Bulky Buddy Box	3
#67	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	8
#582	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#480	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#508	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#467	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#475	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
🥉	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	2
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#2097	CRIMBCO mug	1
#381	CRIMBCO scrip	825
#1644	CRIMBCO wine	2
#31	CRIMBCOIDS mints	54
#109	CRIMBCOLOAF	19
#23	Cajun accordion	2
#63	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#54	Celsius 233	1
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#152	Cheer-Up soda	2
🥇	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	1
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#17	Chroner trigger	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#476	Claw of the Infernal Seal	2
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#673	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	3
#84	Cosmic Calorie	519
#539	Crimbo candied pecan	19
#546	Crimbo fudge	19
#489	Crimbo peppermint bark	21
#106	Crimbo pie	34
#144	Crimbo salad	6
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#73	Crimbonium fuel rod	38
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#247	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
#460	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	1
#363	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	1
#216	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	1
#351	Crimbuck	2,793
#51	Crown of Thrones	1
#232	D roll	25
#105	DUFRESNE Suds	83
#31	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	12
#1539	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#13	Dinsey's brain	1
#6	Dinsey's glove	3
#15	Dinsey's oculus	1
#6	Dinsey's pants	2
#9	Dinsey's pizza cutter	1
#12	Dinsey's radar dish	1
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#454	Disco Banjo	1
#192	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	1
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#85	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	113
#5	Dreadsylvanian clockwork key	3
#26	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	12
#20	Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie	1
#7	Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	2
#6	Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	3
#665	Drowsy Sword	26
#7	Drunkula's ring of haze	1
#28	Drunkula's silky pants	1
#205	Dust bunny	1
#271	Ecto-Cooler	4
#97	Effermint™ tablets	45
#479	El Sombrero De Lopez	5
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#29	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	2
#32	Eldritch snap	3
#87	Elizabeth's Dollie	1
🥇	Ellsbury's journal (used)	3
#20	Ellsbury's skull	4
#60	Elron's Explosive Etude	2
#259	En Una Fila Tequila	1
#95	FDKOL commendation	7,738
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#173	FDKOL hotcakes	33
#173	Fantasma en la Máquina	8
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#89	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	1
#236	Freddy Kruegerand	2
🥇	French slippers	1
#16	Frigid Northern Beans	16
#84	Frosty's arm	1
#213	Frosty's carrot	1
#36	Frosty's frosty mug	59
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#121	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#152	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	4
#126	Fudgie Roll	2
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#777	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#31	Gets-You-Drunk	5
#437	Go-Wassail	40
🥇	Golden HP-35 Calculator	1
#528	Goodfella contract	30
#725	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#11	Great Wolf's beastly trousers	1
#8	Great Wolf's lice	1
#24	Great Wolf's right paw	1
#5	Great Wolf's rocket launcher	1
#85	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	1
#7	HOA zombie eyes	1
#132	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	40
#1147	Heimandatz's heart	1
#18	Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	4
#26	Hellfire Spicy Beans	10
#196	Helm of the Scream Emperor	1
#92	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#15	Hodgman's blanket	98
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#8	Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat	1
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#57	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	2
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#65	Hodgman's lucky sock	1
#66	Hodgman's metal detector	1
#97	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#24	Hodgman's whackin' stick	1
#23	How to Play Othello	37
#33	Hunger™ Sauce	4
#347	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	2
#22	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#156	Inner Strength	3
#165	Inner Truth	3
#92	Inner Wisdom	4
#1001	Instant Karma	2
#84	Iron Beta of Industry	114
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#1287	Jocko Homo's head	1
#60	Juju Mojo Mask	1
#38	Junior Adventurer's kit	1
#85	Kissin' Cousins	7
#19	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	148
#471	Krakrox's Loincloth	2
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
#132	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	403
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#209	LED block	7
#14	LOV Entrance Pass	3
🥇	LWA ring	1
#182	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	6
#261	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	5
#456	Lars the Cyberian	1
#86	Lead Zeta of Chastity	2
#253	Lederhosen of the Night	5
#18	Lens of Violence	1
#52	Let Me Be!	14
#47	Loathing Legion knife	1
#58	Lobster qua Grill	4
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#60	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	7
#133	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	157
#63	Mark of the Bugbear	5
#50	Mark of the Ghost	5
#25	Mark of the Skeleton	10
#59	Mark of the Vampire	5
#73	Mark of the Werewolf	4
#127	Mark of the Zombie	1
#94	Maxing, Relaxing	8
#75	Mayflower bouquet	1
#44	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	5
#29	Mayor Ghost's cloak	1
#14	Mayor Ghost's gavel	1
#23	Mayor Ghost's khakis	1
#12	Mayor Ghost's sash	1
#4	Mayor Ghost's scissors	1
#28	Mayor Ghost's toupee	1
#37	Mer-kin begsign	4
#52	Mer-kin breastplate	7
#42	Mer-kin cancerstick	5
#18	Mer-kin cheatsheet	13
#22	Mer-kin cooljuice	29
#22	Mer-kin darkbook	4
#56	Mer-kin digpick	3
#26	Mer-kin dodgeball	1
#47	Mer-kin dragbelt	2
#13	Mer-kin dragnet	2
#55	Mer-kin eyeglasses	1
#67	Mer-kin fitbrine	2
#59	Mer-kin foodbucket	28
#39	Mer-kin gutgirdle	2
#99	Mer-kin healscroll	9
#120	Mer-kin hidepaint	2
#58	Mer-kin hookspear	12
#105	Mer-kin pinkslip	1
#182	Mer-kin prayerbeads	1
#38	Mer-kin pressureglobe	11
#46	Mer-kin roundshield	9
#18	Mer-kin smartjuice	36
#62	Mer-kin sneakmask	5
#24	Mer-kin switchblade	1
#101	Mer-kin takebag	5
#72	Mer-kin thingpouch	13
#31	Mer-kin weaksauce	24
#18	Mer-kin wordquiz	16
#12	Mer-kin worktea	17
#137	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	18
#134	Milk Studs	68
#133	Mini-Crimbot crate	1
#154	Misty Cape	12
#194	Misty Cloak	7
#200	Misty Robe	8
#18	Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	5
#1962	Mob Penguin cellular phone	2
#91	Moonds	2
#38	Mr. Joe's bangles	23
#296	NPZR chemistry set	12
#330	New Zealand iced tea	4
#726	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#538	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	10
#217	Nightstalker perfume	11
🥈	Official Council Aide Pin	1
#217	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#40	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	39
#93	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#186	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#51	Operation Patriot Shield	1
#156	Orange Star of Sacrifice	13
#49	Oscus's dumpster waders	2
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#106	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#119	Othello's dagger	1
#99	Othello's handkerchief	1
#96	Othello's military jacket	1
#211	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	15
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
🥇	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	1
#32	Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	9
#67	Prelude of Precision	2
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#57	Racisto Ruidoso	8
#211	Ralph IX cognac	1
#369	Red Pill	1
#673	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	3
#646	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#123	Roman sadnals	2
#220	Rompedores de Fantasmas	2
#89	S.A.V.E. flyer	4
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#1074	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#1610	Scalp of Gorgolok	2
#438	Schrödinger's thermos	34
#7	Science Notebook	2
#125	Sensual Massage for Creeps	8
#162	Silver Bullet beer	15
#122	Skullhead's Screw	1
#57	Skully's hot chocolate	2
#67	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	10
#56	Sogg-Os	8
#7	Spelunker of Fortune (used)	1
🥇	Spelunker's fedora	1
🥇	Spelunker's khakis	1
🥇	Spelunker's whip	1
#62	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
#12	Staff of Holiday Sensations	1
#6	Staff of the Deepest Freeze	1
#27	Staff of the Grease Trap	1
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#61	Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	1
#66	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#77	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
#13	Staff of the Woodfire	1
#100	Star Spawn	1
#106	Stephen's lab coat	1
#203	Strix stix	4
#52	Summer Nights	11
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#157	Swizzler	67
🥈	Sword of Procedural Generation	1
#148	TI-9000 calculator	7
#21	Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco	4
#35	Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco	1
#96	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	192
#89	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	219
#145	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	2
#77	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	255
#279	Tales from the Fireside	4
#587	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	4
#69	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
#304	The Art of Slapfighting	3
#21	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
#684	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
#41	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	2
#5	The Big Book of Communism (used)	1
#299	The Cooler Out of Space	8
#82	The Emperor's new shirt	1
#20	The Jokester's gun	11
#28	The Jokester's pants	4
#26	The Jokester's wig	6
#52	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	2
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	1
#557	The Joy of Wassailing	5
#73	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
#357	The Mariachi's guitar case	5
#33	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
#28	The Necbromancer's Shorts	1
#38	The Necbromancer's Stein	1
#14	The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	1
#51	The Necbronomicon	4
#58	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
🥈	The Sagittarian's leisure pants	1
#48	The Six-Pack of Pain	2
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#98	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	1
#6	Third Eye	1
#397	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	10
#104	Thwaitgold ant statuette	8
#1055	Thwaitgold bee statuette	2
#248	Thwaitgold bug statuette	6
#1016	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#115	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	7
#5	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	18
#330	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	11
#1946	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	1
#187	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	15
#263	Thwaitgold nit statuette	1
#488	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	9
#107	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	10
#345	Thwaitgold spider statuette	9
#2345	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	1
#933	Thwaitgold termite statuette	3
#128	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	1
#17	Time Bandit Time Towel	3
#16	Time Cape	1
#19	Time Cloak	1
#39	Time Lord Participation Mug	1
#30	Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	9
#612	Travels with Jerry	2
#177	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	14
#146	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	27
#147	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	27
#157	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	20
#328	Ultrasoldier Serum	1
🥇	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	1
🥈	Uncle Crimbo's hat	1
#56	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	346
#464	Uncle Romulus	2
#23	Uncle Romulus (used)	1
#10	Underworld flail	1
#12	Underworld truncheon	1
#6	Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg	2
#13	Unkillable Skeleton's shield	1
#32	Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap	1
#113	Uranium Omega of Temperance	2
#915	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
#204	Wand of Oscus	1
#19	Warms-Your-Tush	1
#115	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	43
#369	Workytime Tea	5
#29	World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	10
#63	X-37 gun	3
#69	Xiblaxian 5D printer	1
#49	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter	1
#1119	Yakisoba's hat	1
#253	Yellow Moon of Compassion	12
#32	Yorick	1
#156	Z-Bone steak	6
#85	Zim Merman's guitar	10
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#181	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#105	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#281	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	7
#12	accidental mutton	6
#55	accord ion	6
#70	accordionoid rocca	3
#37	adhesive tape dolly	3
#1568	adorable seal larva	1
#13	aerogel accordion	1
#11	aerogel akubra	1
#14	aerogel anvil	1
#8	aerogel apron	1
#13	aerogel ascot	1
#13	aerogel attache case	1
#251	agua de vida	5
#67	alarm accordion	1
#53	alien sandwich	1
#14	alien source code printout (used)	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#66	amber aviator shades	3
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#320	ammonite fossil	15
#215	ancient stone fist	2
#177	ancient stone head	3
#2224	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	3
#143	anemone nematocyst	1
#51	anemone sauce	6
#59	angst burger	27
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#235	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	7
#141	antique bottle opener	7
#142	antique painting of a landscape	6
#257	antique pair of blue jeans	3
#341	antique record album	9
#152	antique souvenir drawing	5
#46	arse-a'fire elixir	5
#25	asteroid belt	3
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#63	autocalliope	5
#4	backwoods banjo	3
#32	bad vibroknife	1
#21	bad-ass club	12
#217	badass belt	156
#150	bag of W&Ws	75
#296	bag of bones	6
#66	bag of grain	1
#18	bag of unfinished business	3
#12	bakelite backpack	1
#9	bakelite badge	1
#16	bakelite belt	1
#12	bakelite bowl	1
#15	bakelite breeches	1
#14	bakelite brooch	1
#27	ball-in-a-cup	5
#152	ballast turtle	2
#77	ballpark hot daub	1
#655	banana peel	1
#185	banana supersucker	2
#601	bananagate	7
#42	bananarama bangle	2
#18	baneful bandolier	2
#108	banjo kazoo mount	1
#91	baritone accordion	2
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#183	bark rootbeer	5
#664	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	3
#1662	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#28	battered old top-hat	1
#246	bazookafish bubble gum	7
#47	beaten-up Chucks	10
#11	beautiful rainbow	15
#126	bed of coals	6
#185	beefy fish meat	2
#104	beer-battered accordion	2
#448	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#315	beholed bedsheet	3
#123	belemnite candy mold	1
#459	belemnite fossil	9
#44	bewitching boots	1
#522	bindlestocking	3
#289	bite-me-red lipstick	61
#35	bitter bowtie	1
#41	bitter pill	2
#60	black and white cracker	5
#54	black brandy	1
#74	black tear	3
#75	blank diary	2
#74	blank fudge mold	9
#469	blind-packed capsule toy	2
#40	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	355
#117	blob of Alphredo™	4
#141	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	39
#9	blood kiwi	3
#56	blood sausage	2
#8	bloody kiwitini	3
#499	blue class ring	4
#253	blue plastic baby	1
#26	blue raspberry troll doll	3
#137	blue tulip	1
#36	bone and arrows	1
#301	bone aperitif	1
#80	bone bandoneon	3
#264	bone chips	65
#52	bone crusher	1
#12	bone flour	1
#76	bone spurs	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#53	bonerang	1
#58	boning knife	1
#279	bottle of Blank-Out	45
#35	bottle of Bloodweiser	6
#58	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
#272	bottle of bubbles	41
#37	bottle of fire	1,005
#4254	bottle of goofballs	2
#32	bottle of peppermint schnapps	8
#287	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	4
#186	boulder	11
#38	bounty-hunting helmet	1
#32	bounty-hunting pants	1
#38	bounty-hunting rifle	1
#95	bowl of Jeal-O	63
#16	bowl of fishysoisse	27
#12	bowl of petunias	1
#138	box of Dweebs	76
#47	box of bear arms	1
#1861	box of sunshine	79
#37	brain preservation fluid	7
#72	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#50	brand new key	3
#42	brazen bracelet	1
#173	bread line	5
#501	breaded beer	1
#176	breakfast mess	3
#142	breakfast miracle	1
#816	brine	18
#37	bronze handcuffs	2
#113	brown pixel	5
#447	brown plastic baby	1
#296	bubble-wrap simulator	1
#71	bubbling tempura batter	6
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#12	bundle of "fragrant" herbs	3
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#427	burst hellseal brain	10
#147	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	4
#63	can of CRIMBCOLA	27
#44	can of Rain-Doh	1
#115	can of V-11	4
#130	can of depilatory cream	1
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#184	sealhide seal doll	7
#86	sealhide whip	1
🥉	sealskin drum	1
#68	seaode	10
#95	seared dino steak	1
#155	seaweed	1
#61	security flashlight	45
#126	servo-assisted exo-pants	11
#44	shady shades	2
#82	sham champagne	6
#32	shapeless wide-brimmed hat	1
#72	sharpened hubcap	1
#136	shiny tribal beads	18
#24	shooting morning star	3
#172	shot of mescal	7
#197	shovelful of dirt	1
#380	shredded hellseal hide	10
#172	shushed potatoes	3
#69	silent A	1
#138	silent B	1
#59	silent C	1
#77	silent F	1
#50	silent P	11
#65	silent T	1
#186	silent X	1
#20	silent beret	3
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#54	silver face paint	3
#71	silver keg	1
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#83	single-serving herbal stuffing	4
#411	six tiny wedges of goat cheese	1
#67	skate blade	2
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#67	skate skates	2
#136	skate skin	2
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#439	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	4
#145	sleazy bindle	5
#806	sleeping stocking	1
#224	sleeve deuce	2
#178	slick fish meat	2
#5	slime-covered staff	2
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#201	slime-soaked hypophysis	1
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#145	slimy alveolus	5
#306	slimy fermented bile bladder	19
#309	slimy sweetbreads	16
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🥉	slippery when wet shield	1
#186	slug of shochu	2
#51	small slimy cyst	2
#278	smoked potsherd	1
#61	smoking grass	1,141
#15	smooth velvet hanky	1
#12	snake oil	251
🥉	snow belly	1
#10	snow hat	1
🥉	snow pants	1
#161	soggy seed packet	6
#265	solid gold bowling ball	71
#217	sorority brain	6
#41	soul coin	1
#113	soul doorbell	3
#32	soul knife	1
#35	soul mask	1
🥈	soul monocle	1
#488	soy cordial	1
#103	space beast fur	9
#15	space beast fur hat	1
#15	space beast fur pants	1
#20	space beast fur whip	1
#66	space jam	14
🥇	space trooper helmet	1
#73	spade necklace	53
#309	spaghetti cult mask	2
#261	spaghetti cult rosary	3
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#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#97	spangly unitard	1
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#11	spant shield	1
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#57	spark plug earring	12
#238	sparking robo-battery	1
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#188	spectre scepter	150
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#61	spiritual fruitcake	4
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#1496	spooky felt	3
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#374	spooky sap	23
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#850	spooky toy wheel	5
#1505	spooky wooden block	2
#90	spoonful of Linguine-Os	6
#57	square CRIMBCOOKIE	15
#79	squeaky toy rose	1
#385	squirming egg sac	26
#159	stained mattress	6
#268	stainless steel scarf	11
#1710	stainless steel shillelagh	2
#2140	stainless steel skullcap	1
#840	stainless steel slacks	5
#1862	stainless steel solitaire	1
#660	stainless steel suspenders	6
#219	stale Cheer-E-Os	1
#219	stale cheer wine	1
#48	stapler bear	2
#52	steel drivin' hammer	33
#5	steel knuckles	2
#785	stick	2
#56	still-beating spleen	11
#125	stink-penny	38
#238	stinkin' bindle	3
#15	stinking agaricus	4
#12	stinkwater	7
#4	stinky cheese diaper	1
#15	stinky fannypack	1
#451	strange cube	2
#103	straw hat	2
#127	strawberry supersucker	4
#330	strawberyl	21
#77	strawberyl necklace	1
#653	stray chihuahua	4
#599	string of Crimbo lights	1
#1412	stringy sinew	4
#1309	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	29
#2988	stuffed Cheshire bitten	15
#410	stuffed Hodgman	1
#3370	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	13
#1852	stuffed Meat	15
#2345	stuffed alien blob	2
#3155	stuffed astral badger	14
#4051	stuffed baby gravy fairy	10
#3262	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	14
#2805	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	17
#2679	stuffed hand turkey	18
#820	stuffed key	63
#1967	stuffed martini	1
#3197	stuffed mind flayer	14
#1439	stuffed monocle	26
#2944	stuffed scary death orb	16
#4602	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	8
#3457	stuffed snowy owl	12
#3601	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	12
#3358	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	13
#1457	stuffed teddy butler	25
#1485	stuffed tin of caviar	24
#964	stuffed treasure chest	49
#3387	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	13
#1252	stuffing	6
#67	sturdy cane	37
#96	sucker bucket	2
#91	sucker hakama	2
#80	sucker kabuto	2
#130	sucker scaffold	87
#102	sucker tachi	2
#74	super-absorbent tarp	2
#199	superheated fudge	22
#1225	support cummerbund	2
#35	sushi-rolling mat	1
#631	sweet mochi ball	7
#684	sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#701	synthetic stuffing	7
#47	tailbone shield	1
#143	tangled mass of creepy pasta	3
#918	teddy bear	6
#1592	teddy borg	2
#16	temperance whiskey	16
#40	tempura air	1
#1005	theoretical string	7
#295	throbbing rage gland	1
#228	throwing bone	4
#641	throwing wrench	7
#25	tin cup of mulligan stew	53
#951	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	1
#122	tiny fly glasses	2
#649	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#62	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	5
#51	tiny plastic Big Candy	5
#87	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	5
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#3080	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	2
#2896	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	2
#2898	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#86	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#87	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	1
#635	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#56	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	5
#174	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#88	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
#168	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#44	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	2
#73	tiny plastic Krampus	1
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#192	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	5
#79	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	5
#83	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#91	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#68	tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare	1
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#1809	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	2
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#75	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
#64	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	5
#78	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#73	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
#169	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	5
#53	tiny plastic colollilossus	5
#190	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	5
#73	tiny plastic fax machine	6
#67	tiny plastic hobo elf	6
#71	tiny plastic mime executive	1
#73	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
#72	tiny plastic mime scientist	1
#74	tiny plastic mime soldier	1
#203	tiny plastic mutant elf	5
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#171	tiny plastic strand of DNA	5
#2894	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	2
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#58	tiny plastic trollipop	5
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#216	tiny slimy cyst	2
#60	toe jam	14
#132	tofurkey gravy	55
#140	tofurkey leg	53
#81	tofurkey nugget	3
#325	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	5
#11	tonguebone	5
#975	tooth	3
#2527	toothsome rock	1
#448	torn hellseal sinew	7
#126	tortoboggan	1
#462	tourmalime	11
#46	tourmalime tourniquet	2
#67	toy Crimbot mega face	1
#67	toy Crimbot power glove	1
#64	toy Crimbot rocket legs	1
#62	toy Crimbot super fist	1
#1255	toy hoverpad	4
#1035	toy wheel	7
#63	traffic jam	14
#216	transparent nog	2
#170	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	7
#139	trilobite candy mold	1
#353	trilobite fossil	12
#138	trout fang	1
#46	tube of cranberry Go-Goo	6
#22	tube sock	14
#603	turtle pheromones	2
#88	turtle wax shield	1
#131	turtling rod	1
#377	twinkly wad	340
#247	twitching claw	15
#97	underwater slingshot	3
#482	unearthed potsherd	1
#191	unfinished fruitcake	2
#13	unidentified drink	469
#163	unquiet spirits	7
#820	unstable DNA	54
#141	unused soap	4
#206	unused walkie-talkie	2
#37	urchin roe	1
#1601	vampire duck-on-a-string	3
#245	vampire glitter	1
#28	vengeful spirit	2
#219	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	45
#50	very fancy whiskey	3
#51	very large caltrop	1
#17	vial of hot blood	5
#8	villainous scythe	1
#1064	vinegar	18
#139	viral DNA	9
#2456	vitachoconutriment capsule	4
#264	volcanic ash	18
#17	voodoo snuff	93
#225	wad of cotton	14
#99	wad of slimy rags	11
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#478	warbear battery	1
#436	warbear beeping telegram	1
#174	warbear breakfast machine assembler	3
#188	warbear chemistry lab	1
#15	warbear dress bracers	1
#16	warbear dress greaves	1
#13	warbear dress helmet	1
#306	warbear drone assembler	1
#4	warbear electro-spiked helm	1
#228	warbear empathy chip	2
#20	warbear empathy chip (used)	1
#114	warbear energy bracers	2
#118	warbear exo-arm	2
#8	warbear fancy fedora	1
#8	warbear feathered fedora	1
#93	warbear gyro	3
#194	warbear gyrocopter	5
#5	warbear heated ushanka	1
#72	warbear helm fragment	85
#192	warbear high-efficiency still	1
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#212	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	5
#168	warbear induction oven	1
#199	warbear laser beacon	1
#6	warbear lined ushanka	1
#295	warbear metalworking primer	3
#9	warbear plain fedora	1
#6	warbear plain helm	1
#7	warbear plain ushanka	1
#364	warbear procedural hilarity drone	2
#153	warbear requisition box	31
#298	warbear robo-camouflage unit	3
#321	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	3
#216	warbear soda machine assembler	2
#5	warbear spiked helm	1
#45	warbear thermoregulator bread	12
#165	warbear wardance potion	9
#440	warbear whosit	103
#146	warehouse key	5
#26	warm fur	3
#32	warm gravy	1
🥈	washboard shield	1
#55	water-polo cap	6
#40	wax banana	1
#70	weird gazelle steak	2
#7	western-style skinning knife	1
#99	whimpering willow bark	3
#486	whisker pencil	1
#173	whiskey in a broken glass	7
#807	white class ring	4
#24	white earbuds	1
#126	white tulip	1
#9	wicker clicker	1
#9	wicker kickers	1
#8	wicker knickers	1
#12	wicker slicker	1
#8	wicker sticker	1
#12	wicker ticker	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#212	wind-up meatcar	55
#162	wine-soaked bone chips	6
#47	wings of fire	2
#390	witch hat	2
#189	wolfman mask	43
#629	wooden block	4
#30	worksite credentials	2
#94	woven baling wire bracelets	9
#41	wreath of laurels	12
#77	wrench bracelet	46
#39	wriggling severed nose	4
#12	wrought-iron waders	1
#9	wrought-iron walker	1
🥈	wrought-iron whisk	2
#4	wrought-iron widget	2
#6	wrought-iron wig	2
#5	wrought-iron winch crank	2
#176	wumpus hair	11
#29	wumpus-hair bolo	1
#67	yam candy	4
#142	yellow drunki-bear	3
#339	yellow gummi ingot	97
🥇	yield shield	1
#179	zombie pineal gland	24

Wow, that's 65,767 items total!

what items are this player missing?