| #35 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 29 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #407 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 2 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #196 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 35 |
| 🥉 | Adventurer bobblehead | 15 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #93 | Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes | 1 |
| #19 | Ancient Protector Soda | 30 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #786 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #40 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 19 |
| #82 | Atomic Comic | 4 |
| #213 | Atomic Pop | 1 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #441 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 2 |
| #481 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 2 |
| #438 | BGE merchandise order form | 9 |
| #363 | BGE pocket calendar | 2 |
| #867 | BGE shotglass | 7 |
| #141 | BGE temporary tattoo | 6 |
| #634 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 2 |
| #42 | BOOterfinger | 8 |
| #236 | BRAINS shorts | 4 |
| #522 | BURT | 15 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #79 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 6 |
| #1565 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 7 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #156 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 17 |
| #615 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #39 | Batfellow comic | 5 |
| #269 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 4 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #28 | Big Punk | 14 |
| #49 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #34 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
| #9 | BittyCar SoulCar | 2 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #46 | Black Angus blackburger | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #156 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 5 |
| #242 | Blood Light | 17 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #266 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 7 |
| #172 | Bonerdagon necklace | 54 |
| #741 | Boss Bat bling | 4 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #101 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 19 |
| #831 | Bulky Buddy Box | 3 |
| #68 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 8 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| 🥉 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 2 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #381 | CRIMBCO scrip | 825 |
| #1643 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #30 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 54 |
| #109 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 19 |
| #23 | Cajun accordion | 2 |
| #61 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #54 | Celsius 233 | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #151 | Cheer-Up soda | 2 |
| 🥇 | Chef Boy, R&D's business card | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #17 | Chroner trigger | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #476 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #669 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 3 |
| #84 | Cosmic Calorie | 519 |
| #535 | Crimbo candied pecan | 19 |
| #545 | Crimbo fudge | 19 |
| #488 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 21 |
| #104 | Crimbo pie | 34 |
| #143 | Crimbo salad | 6 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #73 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 38 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #248 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 1 |
| #460 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 1 |
| #363 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 1 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 1 |
| #350 | Crimbuck | 2,793 |
| #51 | Crown of Thrones | 1 |
| #232 | D roll | 25 |
| #104 | DUFRESNE Suds | 83 |
| #31 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 12 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #12 | Dinsey's brain | 1 |
| #6 | Dinsey's glove | 3 |
| #14 | Dinsey's oculus | 1 |
| #6 | Dinsey's pants | 2 |
| #9 | Dinsey's pizza cutter | 1 |
| #12 | Dinsey's radar dish | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #190 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #83 | Dreadsylvanian Almanac page | 113 |
| #5 | Dreadsylvanian clockwork key | 3 |
| #26 | Dreadsylvanian seed pod | 12 |
| #20 | Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie | 1 |
| #6 | Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket | 2 |
| #6 | Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple | 3 |
| #666 | Drowsy Sword | 26 |
| #7 | Drunkula's ring of haze | 1 |
| #26 | Drunkula's silky pants | 1 |
| #205 | Dust bunny | 1 |
| #269 | Ecto-Cooler | 4 |
| #98 | Effermint™ tablets | 45 |
| #479 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 5 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #29 | Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror | 2 |
| #32 | Eldritch snap | 3 |
| #88 | Elizabeth's Dollie | 1 |
| 🥇 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 3 |
| #20 | Ellsbury's skull | 4 |
| #61 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 2 |
| #258 | En Una Fila Tequila | 1 |
| #95 | FDKOL commendation | 7,738 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #173 | FDKOL hotcakes | 33 |
| #173 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 8 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #92 | Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form | 1 |
| #236 | Freddy Kruegerand | 2 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #16 | Frigid Northern Beans | 16 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #36 | Frosty's frosty mug | 59 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #152 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 4 |
| #126 | Fudgie Roll | 2 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #30 | Gets-You-Drunk | 5 |
| #434 | Go-Wassail | 40 |
| 🥇 | Golden HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| #528 | Goodfella contract | 30 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #11 | Great Wolf's beastly trousers | 1 |
| #7 | Great Wolf's lice | 1 |
| #22 | Great Wolf's right paw | 1 |
| #5 | Great Wolf's rocket launcher | 1 |
| #89 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #7 | HOA zombie eyes | 1 |
| #132 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 40 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #17 | Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans | 4 |
| #24 | Hellfire Spicy Beans | 10 |
| #196 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 1 |
| #91 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #15 | Hodgman's blanket | 98 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #8 | Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #57 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 2 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #24 | Hodgman's whackin' stick | 1 |
| #22 | How to Play Othello | 37 |
| #32 | Hunger™ Sauce | 4 |
| #345 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 2 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #155 | Inner Strength | 3 |
| #164 | Inner Truth | 3 |
| #92 | Inner Wisdom | 4 |
| #987 | Instant Karma | 2 |
| #84 | Iron Beta of Industry | 114 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #62 | Juju Mojo Mask | 1 |
| #39 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 1 |
| #85 | Kissin' Cousins | 7 |
| #20 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 148 |
| #469 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #131 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 403 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #209 | LED block | 7 |
| #13 | LOV Entrance Pass | 3 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #181 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 6 |
| #263 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 5 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #83 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 2 |
| #255 | Lederhosen of the Night | 5 |
| #17 | Lens of Violence | 1 |
| #52 | Let Me Be! | 14 |
| #49 | Loathing Legion knife | 1 |
| #57 | Lobster qua Grill | 4 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #60 | Lord Soggyraven's Slippers | 7 |
| #133 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 157 |
| #61 | Mark of the Bugbear | 5 |
| #50 | Mark of the Ghost | 5 |
| #24 | Mark of the Skeleton | 10 |
| #58 | Mark of the Vampire | 5 |
| #72 | Mark of the Werewolf | 4 |
| #126 | Mark of the Zombie | 1 |
| #94 | Maxing, Relaxing | 8 |
| #77 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #44 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 5 |
| #27 | Mayor Ghost's cloak | 1 |
| #14 | Mayor Ghost's gavel | 1 |
| #23 | Mayor Ghost's khakis | 1 |
| #11 | Mayor Ghost's sash | 1 |
| #4 | Mayor Ghost's scissors | 1 |
| #26 | Mayor Ghost's toupee | 1 |
| #37 | Mer-kin begsign | 4 |
| #51 | Mer-kin breastplate | 7 |
| #42 | Mer-kin cancerstick | 5 |
| #17 | Mer-kin cheatsheet | 13 |
| #22 | Mer-kin cooljuice | 29 |
| #22 | Mer-kin darkbook | 4 |
| #56 | Mer-kin digpick | 3 |
| #26 | Mer-kin dodgeball | 1 |
| #47 | Mer-kin dragbelt | 2 |
| #13 | Mer-kin dragnet | 2 |
| #55 | Mer-kin eyeglasses | 1 |
| #67 | Mer-kin fitbrine | 2 |
| #59 | Mer-kin foodbucket | 28 |
| #39 | Mer-kin gutgirdle | 2 |
| #97 | Mer-kin healscroll | 9 |
| #119 | Mer-kin hidepaint | 2 |
| #58 | Mer-kin hookspear | 12 |
| #105 | Mer-kin pinkslip | 1 |
| #181 | Mer-kin prayerbeads | 1 |
| #38 | Mer-kin pressureglobe | 11 |
| #46 | Mer-kin roundshield | 9 |
| #18 | Mer-kin smartjuice | 36 |
| #62 | Mer-kin sneakmask | 5 |
| #24 | Mer-kin switchblade | 1 |
| #101 | Mer-kin takebag | 5 |
| #70 | Mer-kin thingpouch | 13 |
| #31 | Mer-kin weaksauce | 24 |
| #18 | Mer-kin wordquiz | 16 |
| #12 | Mer-kin worktea | 17 |
| #137 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 18 |
| #134 | Milk Studs | 68 |
| #135 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 1 |
| #153 | Misty Cape | 12 |
| #193 | Misty Cloak | 7 |
| #199 | Misty Robe | 8 |
| #17 | Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas | 5 |
| #1962 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2 |
| #90 | Moonds | 2 |
| #38 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 23 |
| #296 | NPZR chemistry set | 12 |
| #327 | New Zealand iced tea | 4 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #537 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 10 |
| #217 | Nightstalker perfume | 11 |
| 🥈 | Official Council Aide Pin | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #42 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 39 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #51 | Operation Patriot Shield | 1 |
| #154 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 13 |
| #49 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 2 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #116 | Othello's dagger | 1 |
| #99 | Othello's handkerchief | 1 |
| #98 | Othello's military jacket | 1 |
| #203 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 15 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #31 | Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans | 9 |
| #67 | Prelude of Precision | 2 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #57 | Racisto Ruidoso | 8 |
| #212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #370 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #121 | Roman sadnals | 2 |
| #219 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 2 |
| #87 | S.A.V.E. flyer | 4 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #438 | Schrödinger's thermos | 34 |
| #7 | Science Notebook | 2 |
| #125 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 8 |
| #160 | Silver Bullet beer | 15 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #66 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 10 |
| #56 | Sogg-Os | 8 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker's fedora | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker's khakis | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker's whip | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #12 | Staff of Holiday Sensations | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Deepest Freeze | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #14 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| #98 | Star Spawn | 1 |
| #108 | Stephen's lab coat | 1 |
| #200 | Strix stix | 4 |
| #51 | Summer Nights | 11 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #157 | Swizzler | 67 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #148 | TI-9000 calculator | 7 |
| #20 | Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco | 4 |
| #32 | Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco | 1 |
| #95 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 192 |
| #88 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 219 |
| #145 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 2 |
| #76 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 255 |
| #279 | Tales from the Fireside | 4 |
| #587 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 4 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #304 | The Art of Slapfighting | 3 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #41 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 2 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #299 | The Cooler Out of Space | 8 |
| #81 | The Emperor's new shirt | 1 |
| #20 | The Jokester's gun | 11 |
| #28 | The Jokester's pants | 4 |
| #26 | The Jokester's wig | 6 |
| #52 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 2 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #557 | The Joy of Wassailing | 5 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #353 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 5 |
| #32 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #51 | The Necbronomicon | 4 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #48 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #394 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 10 |
| #103 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 8 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 6 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #113 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 7 |
| #4 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 18 |
| #327 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 11 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #182 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 15 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #484 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 9 |
| #107 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 10 |
| #345 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 9 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #918 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 3 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #16 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 3 |
| #16 | Time Cape | 1 |
| #18 | Time Cloak | 1 |
| #37 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #30 | Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans | 9 |
| #611 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| #176 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 14 |
| #144 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 27 |
| #145 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 27 |
| #155 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 20 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #57 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 346 |
| #463 | Uncle Romulus | 2 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #11 | Underworld flail | 1 |
| #13 | Underworld truncheon | 1 |
| #6 | Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg | 2 |
| #13 | Unkillable Skeleton's shield | 1 |
| #30 | Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap | 1 |
| #112 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 2 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #17 | Warms-Your-Tush | 1 |
| #113 | Way More Tears™ pepper spray | 43 |
| #372 | Workytime Tea | 5 |
| #28 | World's Blackest-Eyed Peas | 10 |
| #62 | X-37 gun | 3 |
| #69 | Xiblaxian 5D printer | 1 |
| #49 | Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #252 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 12 |
| #29 | Yorick | 1 |
| #157 | Z-Bone steak | 6 |
| #84 | Zim Merman's guitar | 10 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #282 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 7 |
| #11 | accidental mutton | 6 |
| #54 | accord ion | 6 |
| #69 | accordionoid rocca | 3 |
| #37 | adhesive tape dolly | 3 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #12 | aerogel accordion | 1 |
| #12 | aerogel akubra | 1 |
| #15 | aerogel anvil | 1 |
| #8 | aerogel apron | 1 |
| #13 | aerogel ascot | 1 |
| #14 | aerogel attache case | 1 |
| #249 | agua de vida | 5 |
| #64 | alarm accordion | 1 |
| #50 | alien sandwich | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #64 | amber aviator shades | 3 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #319 | ammonite fossil | 15 |
| #213 | ancient stone fist | 2 |
| #176 | ancient stone head | 3 |
| #2226 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #142 | anemone nematocyst | 1 |
| #52 | anemone sauce | 6 |
| #58 | angst burger | 27 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #234 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 7 |
| #140 | antique bottle opener | 7 |
| #144 | antique painting of a landscape | 6 |
| #258 | antique pair of blue jeans | 3 |
| #343 | antique record album | 9 |
| #151 | antique souvenir drawing | 5 |
| #46 | arse-a'fire elixir | 5 |
| #23 | asteroid belt | 3 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #62 | autocalliope | 5 |
| #4 | backwoods banjo | 3 |
| #32 | bad vibroknife | 1 |
| #21 | bad-ass club | 12 |
| #218 | badass belt | 156 |
| #151 | bag of W&Ws | 75 |
| #294 | bag of bones | 6 |
| #66 | bag of grain | 1 |
| #18 | bag of unfinished business | 3 |
| #12 | bakelite backpack | 1 |
| #10 | bakelite badge | 1 |
| #16 | bakelite belt | 1 |
| #12 | bakelite bowl | 1 |
| #15 | bakelite breeches | 1 |
| #14 | bakelite brooch | 1 |
| #27 | ball-in-a-cup | 5 |
| #152 | ballast turtle | 2 |
| #73 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
| #654 | banana peel | 1 |
| #185 | banana supersucker | 2 |
| #602 | bananagate | 7 |
| #42 | bananarama bangle | 2 |
| #18 | baneful bandolier | 2 |
| #107 | banjo kazoo mount | 1 |
| #87 | baritone accordion | 2 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #184 | bark rootbeer | 5 |
| #664 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #27 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| #245 | bazookafish bubble gum | 7 |
| #46 | beaten-up Chucks | 10 |
| #12 | beautiful rainbow | 15 |
| #126 | bed of coals | 6 |
| #183 | beefy fish meat | 2 |
| #103 | beer-battered accordion | 2 |
| #447 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #313 | beholed bedsheet | 3 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #458 | belemnite fossil | 9 |
| #45 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| #521 | bindlestocking | 3 |
| #289 | bite-me-red lipstick | 61 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #41 | bitter pill | 2 |
| #61 | black and white cracker | 5 |
| #54 | black brandy | 1 |
| #73 | black tear | 3 |
| #75 | blank diary | 2 |
| #73 | blank fudge mold | 9 |
| #467 | blind-packed capsule toy | 2 |
| #40 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 355 |
| #117 | blob of Alphredo™ | 4 |
| #140 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 39 |
| #9 | blood kiwi | 3 |
| #56 | blood sausage | 2 |
| #8 | bloody kiwitini | 3 |
| #493 | blue class ring | 4 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #26 | blue raspberry troll doll | 3 |
| #135 | blue tulip | 1 |
| #36 | bone and arrows | 1 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #77 | bone bandoneon | 3 |
| #266 | bone chips | 65 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #12 | bone flour | 1 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #53 | bonerang | 1 |
| #58 | boning knife | 1 |
| #279 | bottle of Blank-Out | 45 |
| #32 | bottle of Bloodweiser | 6 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #270 | bottle of bubbles | 41 |
| #37 | bottle of fire | 1,005 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #32 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 8 |
| #284 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 4 |
| #185 | boulder | 11 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #95 | bowl of Jeal-O | 63 |
| #16 | bowl of fishysoisse | 27 |
| #12 | bowl of petunias | 1 |
| #139 | box of Dweebs | 76 |
| #48 | box of bear arms | 1 |
| #1858 | box of sunshine | 79 |
| #35 | brain preservation fluid | 7 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #50 | brand new key | 3 |
| #41 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| #175 | bread line | 5 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #175 | breakfast mess | 3 |
| #141 | breakfast miracle | 1 |
| #816 | brine | 18 |
| #37 | bronze handcuffs | 2 |
| #108 | brown pixel | 5 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #71 | bubbling tempura batter | 6 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #12 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 3 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #422 | burst hellseal brain | 10 |
| #147 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 4 |
| #64 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 27 |
| #46 | can of Rain-Doh | 1 |
| #112 | can of V-11 | 4 |
| #131 | can of depilatory cream | 1 |
| #85 | can of franks 'n' beans | 3 |
| #145 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 51 |
| #572 | candied bolts | 3 |
| #128 | candied nuts | 7 |
| #142 | candied yams | 56 |
| #148 | candy cane | 263 |
| #255 | candy cigarette | 1 |
| #12 | candy dress shoes | 6 |
| #272 | candy kneecapping stick | 7 |
| #222 | candy knuckles | 9 |
| #20 | candy necktie | 23 |
| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| #30 | cane-mail shirt | 1 |
| #1366 | canteen of wine | 6 |
| #1612 | carbon nanotube frame | 2 |
| #95 | carton of rotten eggs | 59 |
| #24 | catfish whiskers | 46 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #72 | centurion helmet | 1 |
| #108 | chainsaw chain | 8 |
| #37 | chakra malt | 11 |
| #108 | chakra sludge | 11 |
| #48 | chakra-mental wine | 11 |
| #58 | chamoisole | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #184 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #195 | choco-Crimbot | 5 |
| #289 | chocolate cigar | 6 |
| #12 | chocolate pocketwatch | 1 |
| #579 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #633 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #37 | cinnamon troll doll | 2 |
| #41 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 20 |
| #436 | club necklace | 15 |
| #30 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #12 | cod cape | 5 |
| #105 | cold mashed potatoes | 1 |
| #233 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 7 |
| #475 | colorful plastic ball | 13 |
| #11 | comfy coffin | 71 |
| #596 | commemorative war stein | 7 |
| #170 | communal gobstopper | 5 |
| #11 | complicated lock impression | 3 |
| #70 | concentrated garbage juice | 10 |
| #50 | contract enforcement stick | 52 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #207 | cookie cookie | 4 |
| #5 | cool iron ingot | 3 |
| #50 | corked genie bottle | 1 |
| #68 | corncob pipe | 18 |
| #97 | corned-beef Reuben | 43 |
| #7 | corroded breeches | 1 |
| #6 | corrosive cowl | 1 |
| #54 | corrupted marrow | 7 |
| #22 | cranberry cylinder | 3 |
| #487 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #46 | crown-shaped beanie | 6 |
| #243 | crumbling rat skull | 2 |
| #26 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #112 | crusty hula hoop | 4 |
| #22 | crystal belt buckle | 1 |
| #357 | crystalline cheer | 86 |
| #40 | crystalline seal eye | 1 |
| #50 | cup of infinite pencils | 22 |
| #116 | cupcake-in-a-cup | 3 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #249 | cursed scrunchie | 3 |
| #35 | cursed wishbone | 8 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #123 | cylindrical mold | 20 |
| #43 | dead guy's piece of double-sided tape | 1 |
| #95 | deadly lampshade | 9 |
| #61 | deep six-shooter | 7 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #1265 | dense meat stack | 1 |
| #328 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 2 |
| #15 | diabolical crossbow | 1 |
| #194 | diamond necklace | 25 |
| #10 | dice belt buckle | 1 |
| #12 | dice ring | 1 |
| 🥉 | dice sunglasses | 2 |
| #11 | dice-print do-rag | 1 |
| #12 | dice-print pajama pants | 1 |
| #15 | dice-shaped backpack | 1 |
| #1006 | dill | 21 |
| #12 | diluted makeup | 180 |
| #20 | dinged-up triangle | 4 |
| #89 | dinner roll | 1 |
| #11 | discarded swimming trunks | 44 |
| #275 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 1 |
| #253 | discocktail | 9 |
| #112 | diving muff | 1 |
| #73 | dog ointment | 2 |
| #36 | drafty drawers | 2 |
| #88 | dragonfish caviar | 2 |
| #14 | dread tarragon | 6 |
| #22 | dreadful roast | 5 |
| #176 | droll monocle | 4 |
| #237 | drop of water-37 | 38 |
| #336 | drum of pomade | 2 |
| #52 | dubious loincloth | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #41 | duct tape sword | 3 |
| #182 | dull fish scale | 34 |
| #106 | ear poison | 29 |
| #16 | eau de mort | 5 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #53 | eldritch alignment spray | 12 |
| #6 | eldritch concentrate | 16 |
| #20 | eldritch distillate | 6 |
| #30 | eldritch effluvium | 7,845 |
| #22 | eldritch elixir | 7 |
| #39 | eldritch extract | 5 |
| #12 | eldritch hammer | 1 |
| #15 | eldritch hat | 1 |
| #17 | eldritch ichor | 1,761 |
| #15 | eldritch mushroom | 9 |
| #36 | eldritch mushroom pizza | 2 |
| #13 | eldritch pants | 1 |
| #16 | eldritch rub | 15 |
| #18 | eldritch scanner | 2 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #42 | electric Kool-Aid | 3 |
| #299 | electrical thingamabob | 13 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #1591 | elven limbos gingerbread | 2 |
| #1051 | elven cellocello | 19 |
| #111 | elven suicide capsule | 68 |
| #22 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| #82 | emergency margarita | 1 |
| #1048 | empty agua de vida bottle | 13 |
| #44 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #118 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 16 |
| #46 | epic wad | 16 |
| #836 | evil googly eye | 4 |
| #2196 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #38 | exclusive club | 1 |
| #9 | expired bottle of peppermint schnapps | 6 |
| #24 | extra-greasy slider | 173 |
| #171 | extra-see-thru nightie | 3 |
| #274 | extremely skinny jeans | 2 |
| #78 | facehugging alien | 15 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #144 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #12 | fake washboard | 1 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #311 | fancy chocolate car | 10 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #197 | fat bottom quark | 9 |
| #98 | fat stacks of cash | 242 |
| #11 | feathered headdress | 1 |
| #1747 | felt | 3 |
| #10 | fiberglass fannypack | 1 |
| #15 | fiberglass fedora | 1 |
| #16 | fiberglass fetish | 1 |
| #13 | fiberglass fingerguard | 1 |
| #12 | fiberglass foil | 1 |
| #12 | fiberglass frock | 1 |
| #289 | fiery wing | 9 |
| #777 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #610 | figurine of a cold seal | 6 |
| #322 | figurine of a sleek seal | 7 |
| #332 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 2 |
| #252 | figurine of an ancient seal | 2 |
| #18 | filet of The Fish | 12 |
| #99 | filth-encrusted futon | 7 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #81 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #56 | firemilk | 3 |
| #92 | fish scimitar | 1 |
| #5 | fishbone bracers | 9 |
| #78 | flamin' bindle | 7 |
| #170 | flask flops | 1 |
| #82 | flask of mining oil | 85 |
| #40 | flask of port | 4 |
| #418 | floaty pebbles | 1 |
| #89 | floaty rock | 1 |
| #692 | floaty sand | 9 |
| #78 | fluid of fudge-finding | 4 |
| #52 | foam pistol | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #49 | forbidden sausage | 8 |
| #771 | fossilized limb | 1 |
| #714 | fossilized torso | 1 |
| #699 | fossilized wing | 1 |
| #33 | frayed rope belt | 26 |
| #181 | freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini | 2 |
| #49 | freezin' bindle | 9 |
| #64 | freshwater fishbone | 25 |
| #79 | frigid air mattress | 7 |
| #411 | frigid fudgepuck | 6 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #144 | frost-rimed seal hide | 3 |
| #33 | frozen banquet | 32 |
| #13 | frying brainpan | 4 |
| #110 | fudge bunny | 5 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #92 | fudge lily | 71 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #107 | fudge spork | 3 |
| #141 | fudgecule | 17,183 |
| #67 | fudgecycle | 3 |
| #115 | fudgesicle | 3 |
| #124 | funhouse mirror | 8 |
| #63 | funky junk key | 1 |
| #313 | fuzzy busby | 9 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #256 | fuzzy earmuffs | 10 |
| #127 | fuzzy montera | 23 |
| #151 | gamma nog | 3 |
| #20 | garbage sticker | 1 |
| #50 | gearbox necklace | 13 |
| #16 | ghast iron heater shield | 1 |
| #80 | ghost accordion | 2 |
| #26 | ghost beer | 31 |
| #1304 | ghost cucumber | 13 |
| #84 | ghost of a necklace | 77 |
| #32 | ghost pepper | 5 |
| #208 | ghost protocol | 3 |
| #6 | ghost shawl | 1 |
| #7 | ghost thread | 13 |
| #85 | ghost trap | 22 |
| #200 | ghostly body paint | 25 |
| #24 | ghostly dagger | 8 |
| #119 | giant candy cane | 3 |
| #135 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #173 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #24 | giant pearl | 12 |
| #134 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #32 | gingerbread mask | 1 |
| #9 | gingerbread moneybag | 1 |
| #938 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #12 | gingerbread pistol | 1 |
| #110 | gingerbread robot | 6 |
| #10 | gingerbread tophat | 1 |
| #16 | gingerbread trousers | 1 |
| #14 | gingerbread waistcoat | 1 |
| #153 | gladiator tunica | 1 |
| 🥇 | glass eye | 1 |
| #245 | glass of baboon milk | 1 |
| #172 | glass of herbal tequila | 6 |
| #181 | glistening fish meat | 2 |
| #286 | glob of green slime | 1 |
| #58 | globe of Deep Sauce | 7 |
| #1493 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #89 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 2 |
| #37 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 3 |
| #82 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 3 |
| #86 | glowing esca | 1 |
| #78 | goblin autoblowgun | 6 |
| #129 | goblin hunting spear | 2 |
| #24 | goblin water | 31 |
| #1431 | googly eye | 6 |
| #50 | gourmet gourami oil | 31 |
| #89 | government | 1 |
| #233 | government cheese | 4 |
| #183 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #60 | grandfather watch | 1 |
| #20 | grape troll doll | 3 |
| #90 | grass clippings | 12 |
| #1203 | gray bow tie | 2 |
| #34 | green bean casserole | 1 |
| #1123 | green beer | 7 |
| #387 | green clay bead | 20 |
| #149 | green drunki-bear | 3 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #462 | green gummi ingot | 53 |
| #11 | green pill | 3 |
| #27 | grilled cheese sandwich | 4 |
| #16 | grip key | 21 |
| #6 | grisly shield | 1 |
| #64 | groping claw | 1 |
| #99 | groupie lipstick | 2 |
| #84 | groupie spangles | 2 |
| #54 | guancertina | 3 |
| #180 | guard turtle collar | 4 |
| #302 | guard turtle shell | 4 |
| #40 | gummi bowtie | 2 |
| #139 | gummi canary | 2 |
| #142 | gummi salamander | 2 |
| #136 | gummi snake | 3 |
| #47 | guts necklace | 1 |
| #150 | hair of the calf | 1 |
| #50 | half double fruitcake | 1 |
| #96 | halibut | 1 |
| #41 | hambrosier | 12 |
| #211 | hamlet sandwich | 4 |
| #98 | hand-carved bokken | 1 |
| #27 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 7 |
| #188 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #1457 | handful of confetti | 26 |
| #124 | handful of crafty noodles | 4 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #134 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #120 | hawk | 4 |
| #12 | hazmat helmet | 1 |
| #40 | headless sparrow | 70 |
| #141 | heart necklace | 34 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #695 | heart of the volcano | 9 |
| #123 | heavy crown | 9 |
| #142 | hellseal claw | 222 |
| #117 | hellseal whisker | 202 |
| #174 | hemp candy necklace | 5 |
| #168 | herbal stuffing | 40 |
| #743 | herringcello | 24 |
| #544 | hideous egg | 2 |
| #170 | high-energy mining laser | 7 |
| #895 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 2 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #207 | hobo nickel | 1,385 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #43 | hot daub | 38 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #45 | hothammer | 1 |
| #74 | huge bowl of candy | 31 |
| #33 | hushed puppy | 6 |
| #184 | hyperinflated seal lung | 1 |
| #1217 | iGoogly | 5 |
| #64 | ice sickle | 1 |
| #27 | ice skate doll | 3 |
| #87 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 5 |
| #88 | imitation crab crate | 7 |
| #146 | imitation crab meat | 20 |
| #155 | impure gasoline | 5 |
| #56 | inky squid sauce | 3 |
| #9 | intimidating coiffure | 10 |
| #39 | intricate clockwork birdhouse | 1 |
| #15 | intricate music box parts | 1 |
| #138 | intriguing puzzle box | 3 |
| #38 | invisibility potion | 13 |
| #180 | invisible bag | 5 |
| #1600 | ion grid | 2 |
| #920 | iron pasta spoon | 3 |
| #387 | irradiated candy cane | 10 |
| #50 | irresistibility potion | 10 |
| #40 | irritability potion | 13 |
| #148 | jamfish jam | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #55 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 52 |
| #25 | jar of squeeze | 22 |
| #125 | java cookie | 5 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #98 | jellyfish gel | 2 |
| #240 | jerky coins | 94 |
| #87 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #206 | jive turkey leg | 3 |
| #2501 | killing feather | 2 |
| #206 | kiwi beak | 2 |
| #1050 | kneecapping stick | 7 |
| #1197 | knuckle sandwich | 6 |
| #377 | kumquartz | 16 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #195 | kumquat supersucker | 2 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #19 | laser-broiled pear | 514 |
| #126 | law-abiding citizen cane | 2 |
| #137 | lawn dart | 3 |
| #162 | lawnmower blade | 1 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| #226 | legitimate business on the beach | 4 |
| #30 | length of old fuse | 3 |
| #915 | length of string | 11 |
| #171 | letterman's jacket | 1 |
| #52 | lewd playing card | 38 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #215 | licorice root | 34 |
| #173 | lime supersucker | 2 |
| #21 | liquid ice | 37 |
| #107 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| #62 | little deuce cape | 1 |
| #34 | little piece of steel | 2 |
| #24 | little red book | 1 |
| #226 | live lobster | 2 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #41 | lollipop cufflinks | 2 |
| #148 | lollipop stick | 528 |
| #64 | long-forgotten necklace | 1 |
| #46 | longhaired hippy wig | 12 |
| #60 | love | 1 |
| #81 | lucky bottlecap | 16 |
| #107 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 2 |
| #21 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 2 |
| #125 | machetito | 1 |
| #87 | madius | 4 |
| #174 | mafia aria | 143 |
| #31 | mafia middle finger ring | 3 |
| #23 | mafia organizer badge | 4 |
| #50 | mafia pinky ring | 3 |
| #5 | mafia pointer finger ring | 5 |
| #23 | mafia thumb ring | 7 |
| #25 | mafia wedding ring | 1 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| #16 | malevolent medallion | 1 |
| #38 | mangled squirrel | 83 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #128 | marine aquamarine | 1 |
| #483 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #80 | medium slimy cyst | 1 |
| #61 | megacopia | 1 |
| #90 | memory of a C | 15 |
| #165 | memory of a G | 7 |
| #115 | memory of a T | 11 |
| #44 | memory of an A | 25 |
| #99 | memory of an AT base pair | 1 |
| #147 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 8 |
| #27 | meteorb | 2 |
| #58 | meteortarboard | 1 |
| #65 | meteorthopedic shoes | 3 |
| #127 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| #51 | mime soul fragment | 107 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #67 | mimeplasm | 2 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #81 | minin' dynamite | 19 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #52 | misfit teddy bear | 2 |
| #64 | moist sailor's cap | 3 |
| #279 | molten brick | 27 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #232 | mummy costume | 32 |
| #213 | munchies pill | 2 |
| #19 | murderbot whip | 1 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| #3077 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #691 | nanite-infested eggnog | 7 |
| #613 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 8 |
| #1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #646 | nanofiber cloth | 7 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #25 | nasty-smelling moss | 1 |
| #16 | natty blue ascot | 15 |
| #225 | necrotizing body spray | 42 |
| #47 | neg grog | 1 |
| #223 | nega-mushroom | 5 |
| #48 | negative lump | 3,962 |
| #29 | negotiatin' hammer | 53 |
| #108 | neurostim pill | 9 |
| #115 | neutron lollipop | 6 |
| #364 | night-vision goggles | 5 |
| #60 | non-Euclidean non-accordion | 5 |
| #168 | non-aged vinegar | 7 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #40 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #43 | nugget of Crimbonium | 153 |
| #83 | nurse's hat | 2 |
| #676 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #442 | obsidian dagger | 40 |
| #104 | octopus's spade | 2 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| 🥉 | old ball and chain | 6 |
| #6 | old dry bone | 8 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #153 | old school flying disc | 3 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #385 | old sweatpants | 189 |
| #73 | oozenog | 29 |
| #848 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #40 | orange peel hat | 11 |
| #118 | outlaw bandana | 2 |
| #145 | overloaded micro-reactor | 7 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #423 | pack of pogs | 47 |
| #43 | packet of tofurkey gravy | 5 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #57 | pair of pearidot earrings | 2 |
| #19 | pair of plants | 1 |
| #30 | panhandle panhandling hat | 29 |
| #635 | paperclip | 44 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #403 | paranormal ricotta | 1 |
| #29 | party hat | 1,087 |
| #1056 | passable elf mask | 5 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #54 | peace accordion | 3 |
| #521 | peanut brittle shield | 3 |
| #206 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #387 | pearidot | 15 |
| #1770 | penguin focaccia bread | 2 |
| #1284 | penguin thesaurus | 2 |
| #61 | pentatonic accordion | 2 |
| #197 | peppermint tailings | 94 |
| #397 | perl necklace | 1 |
| #16 | pernicious cudgel | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #1429 | pet rock | 4 |
| #435 | petit 4.1 | 3 |
| #544 | petit fortran | 1 |
| #235 | petrified wood | 46 |
| #36 | phish stick | 24 |
| #85 | physiostim pill | 22 |
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| #126 | pig-iron helm | 2 |
| #125 | pig-iron shinguards | 2 |
| #83 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #9 | pine cone necklace | 1 |
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| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
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| #32 | pixel morning star | 2 |
| #71 | pixel orb | 1 |
| #16 | plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 1 |
| #18 | plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 1 |
| 🥈 | plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 5 |
| #18 | plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards | 1 |
| #17 | plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #27 | plastic cup of beer | 84 |
| #242 | plastic ingot | 11 |
| #13 | plate of Frigid Northern Beans | 5 |
| #51 | plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans | 2 |
| #30 | plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans | 1 |
| #36 | plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas | 4 |
| #19 | plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans | 2 |
| #13 | plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans | 3 |
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| #16 | plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans | 3 |
| #23 | plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad | 2 |
| #19 | plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas | 5 |
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| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
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| #223 | pointy red hat | 1 |
| #623 | poison pen | 3 |
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| #14 | polyester panama hat | 1 |
| #16 | polyester parachute | 1 |
| #17 | polyester peeler | 1 |
| #14 | polyester pettipants | 1 |
| 🥈 | polyester pulsera | 3 |
| #49 | poodle skirt | 5 |
| #55 | pool of liquid metal | 12 |
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| #22 | porcelain pepper mill | 1 |
| #23 | porcelain phantom mask | 1 |
| #18 | porcelain plus-fours | 1 |
| #24 | porcelain police baton | 1 |
| #21 | porcelain porkpie | 1 |
| #35 | portable Othello set | 1 |
| #433 | portable photocopier | 15 |
| #20 | potion of spiritual gunkifying | 2 |
| #287 | powdered candy sushi set | 5 |
| #201 | press-on ribs | 42 |
| #32 | pressurized potion of pneumaticity | 1 |
| #13 | primitive alien mask | 1 |
| #96 | protein paste | 3 |
| #108 | psychic's amulet | 5 |
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| #127 | psychic's crystal ball | 1 |
| #115 | psychic's pslacks | 2 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #71 | pteruges | 1 |
| #204 | pulsing flesh | 14 |
| #230 | pumpkinhead mask | 36 |
| #319 | purple clay bead | 9 |
| #79 | pygmy concertinette | 1 |
| #204 | quantum taco | 136 |
| #37 | quirky accordion | 1 |
| #122 | radiation-resistant helmet | 12 |
| #137 | radiator heater shield | 1 |
| #166 | raisin | 3 |
| #36 | rat carcass | 81 |
| #133 | rattler rattle | 6 |
| #971 | really dense meat stack | 5 |
| #35 | record of infuriating silence | 1 |
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| #25 | record of menacing silence | 1 |
| #28 | record of tranquil silence | 1 |
| #109 | red ale | 6 |
| #28 | red armband | 1 |
| #687 | red class ring | 8 |
| #162 | red drunki-bear | 2 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #442 | red gummi ingot | 60 |
| #130 | red plastic baby | 4 |
| #114 | red tulip | 1 |
| #231 | red wagon | 1 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #41 | remorseless knife | 2 |
| #95 | replica bat-oomerang | 1 |
| #42 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #68 | rickety old unicycle | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #55 | ridiculous cocktail | 22 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #37 | ridiculous sandwich | 35 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #278 | rigid carapace | 13 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #110 | rocket fuel | 2 |
| #41 | roll of meat | 11 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #108 | rose | 37 |
| #59 | rotting beefsteak | 1 |
| #140 | rough fish scale | 3 |
| #2789 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #137 | ruby on canes | 4 |
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| #65 | rusty broken diving helmet | 1 |
| #87 | rusty chain necklace | 38 |
| #79 | rusty compass | 2 |
| #18 | rusty piece of rebar | 23 |
| #112 | rusty rivet | 1 |
| #120 | rusty speargun | 1 |
| #8 | saffron antaravasaka | 1 |
| #6 | saffron uttarasanga | 1 |
| #154 | salinated mint julep | 3 |
| #182 | sand dollar | 74 |
| #304 | sandwich of the gods | 14 |
| #50 | sausage without a cause | 3 |
| #106 | sawblade shield | 35 |
| #36 | scissor duck | 3 |
| #109 | sea avocado | 2 |
| #143 | sea broccoli | 4 |
| #149 | sea carrot | 1 |
| #85 | sea lace | 2 |
| #53 | sea leather | 19 |
| #123 | sea lychee | 1 |
| #11 | sea mantle | 1 |
| #108 | sea persimmon | 10 |
| #80 | sea salt scrubs | 2 |
| #478 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #181 | seal-brain elixir | 4 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #184 | sealhide seal doll | 7 |
| #85 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #69 | seaode | 10 |
| #93 | seared dino steak | 1 |
| #153 | seaweed | 1 |
| #60 | security flashlight | 45 |
| #126 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 11 |
| #44 | shady shades | 2 |
| #80 | sham champagne | 6 |
| #31 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
| #72 | sharpened hubcap | 1 |
| #136 | shiny tribal beads | 18 |
| #24 | shooting morning star | 3 |
| #173 | shot of mescal | 7 |
| #196 | shovelful of dirt | 1 |
| #378 | shredded hellseal hide | 10 |
| #172 | shushed potatoes | 3 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #137 | silent B | 1 |
| #58 | silent C | 1 |
| #75 | silent F | 1 |
| #50 | silent P | 11 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #185 | silent X | 1 |
| #20 | silent beret | 3 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #185 | silent pea shooter | 3 |
| #53 | silver face paint | 3 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #171 | silver shotgun shell | 2 |
| #82 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 4 |
| #411 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 1 |
| #68 | skate blade | 2 |
| #54 | skate board | 1 |
| #63 | skate skates | 2 |
| #133 | skate skin | 2 |
| #410 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #437 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
| #145 | sleazy bindle | 5 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #223 | sleeve deuce | 2 |
| #175 | slick fish meat | 2 |
| #5 | slime-covered staff | 2 |
| #214 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #202 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #206 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| #145 | slimy alveolus | 5 |
| #304 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 19 |
| #309 | slimy sweetbreads | 16 |
| #239 | slingshot | 1 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #184 | slug of shochu | 2 |
| #51 | small slimy cyst | 2 |
| #279 | smoked potsherd | 1 |
| #62 | smoking grass | 1,141 |
| #15 | smooth velvet hanky | 1 |
| #11 | snake oil | 251 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #160 | soggy seed packet | 6 |
| #262 | solid gold bowling ball | 71 |
| #217 | sorority brain | 6 |
| #41 | soul coin | 1 |
| #113 | soul doorbell | 3 |
| #31 | soul knife | 1 |
| #35 | soul mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #489 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #100 | space beast fur | 9 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #66 | space jam | 14 |
| 🥇 | space trooper helmet | 1 |
| #74 | spade necklace | 53 |
| #307 | spaghetti cult mask | 2 |
| #259 | spaghetti cult rosary | 3 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #95 | spangly unitard | 1 |
| #14 | spant backplate | 1 |
| #11 | spant shield | 1 |
| #12 | spant shoulderpads | 1 |
| #30 | spant spear | 1 |
| #14 | spants | 1 |
| #57 | spark plug earring | 12 |
| #239 | sparking robo-battery | 1 |
| #280 | spectral pickle | 54 |
| #187 | spectre scepter | 150 |
| #191 | spiritual candy cane | 2 |
| #98 | spiritual eggnog | 3 |
| #63 | spiritual fruitcake | 4 |
| #304 | spiritual gingerbread | 1 |
| #260 | spooky bark | 66 |
| #82 | spooky bindle | 9 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #1496 | spooky felt | 3 |
| #1232 | spooky length of string | 6 |
| #369 | spooky sap | 23 |
| #1157 | spooky stuffing | 3 |
| #851 | spooky toy wheel | 5 |
| #1506 | spooky wooden block | 2 |
| #91 | spoonful of Linguine-Os | 6 |
| #55 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 15 |
| #78 | squeaky toy rose | 1 |
| #385 | squirming egg sac | 26 |
| #159 | stained mattress | 6 |
| #269 | stainless steel scarf | 11 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #842 | stainless steel slacks | 5 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #663 | stainless steel suspenders | 6 |
| #217 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
| #216 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
| #49 | stapler bear | 2 |
| #52 | steel drivin' hammer | 33 |
| #5 | steel knuckles | 2 |
| #783 | stick | 2 |
| #57 | still-beating spleen | 11 |
| #123 | stink-penny | 38 |
| #239 | stinkin' bindle | 3 |
| #14 | stinking agaricus | 4 |
| #11 | stinkwater | 7 |
| #4 | stinky cheese diaper | 1 |
| #13 | stinky fannypack | 1 |
| #449 | strange cube | 2 |
| #102 | straw hat | 2 |
| #127 | strawberry supersucker | 4 |
| #330 | strawberyl | 21 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #647 | stray chihuahua | 4 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #1411 | stringy sinew | 4 |
| #1304 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 29 |
| #2974 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 15 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #3359 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 13 |
| #1848 | stuffed Meat | 15 |
| #2344 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #3148 | stuffed astral badger | 14 |
| #4042 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 10 |
| #3254 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 14 |
| #2799 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 17 |
| #2672 | stuffed hand turkey | 18 |
| #816 | stuffed key | 63 |
| #1958 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #3190 | stuffed mind flayer | 14 |
| #1433 | stuffed monocle | 26 |
| #2935 | stuffed scary death orb | 16 |
| #4592 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 8 |
| #3451 | stuffed snowy owl | 12 |
| #3591 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 12 |
| #3349 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 13 |
| #1454 | stuffed teddy butler | 25 |
| #1483 | stuffed tin of caviar | 24 |
| #964 | stuffed treasure chest | 49 |
| #3378 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 13 |
| #1252 | stuffing | 6 |
| #66 | sturdy cane | 37 |
| #96 | sucker bucket | 2 |
| #91 | sucker hakama | 2 |
| #80 | sucker kabuto | 2 |
| #129 | sucker scaffold | 87 |
| #102 | sucker tachi | 2 |
| #74 | super-absorbent tarp | 2 |
| #199 | superheated fudge | 22 |
| #1226 | support cummerbund | 2 |
| #34 | sushi-rolling mat | 1 |
| #630 | sweet mochi ball | 7 |
| #682 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #701 | synthetic stuffing | 7 |
| #47 | tailbone shield | 1 |
| #143 | tangled mass of creepy pasta | 3 |
| #918 | teddy bear | 6 |
| #1591 | teddy borg | 2 |
| #16 | temperance whiskey | 16 |
| #40 | tempura air | 1 |
| #1005 | theoretical string | 7 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #228 | throwing bone | 4 |
| #640 | throwing wrench | 7 |
| #25 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 53 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #121 | tiny fly glasses | 2 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #62 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 5 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 5 |
| #87 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 5 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 5 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 2 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 5 |
| #78 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 5 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #64 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 5 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #170 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 5 |
| #52 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 5 |
| #190 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 5 |
| #72 | tiny plastic fax machine | 6 |
| #67 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 6 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #203 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 5 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 5 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic trollipop | 5 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #216 | tiny slimy cyst | 2 |
| #59 | toe jam | 14 |
| #132 | tofurkey gravy | 55 |
| #140 | tofurkey leg | 53 |
| #81 | tofurkey nugget | 3 |
| #322 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 5 |
| #10 | tonguebone | 5 |
| #974 | tooth | 3 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #446 | torn hellseal sinew | 7 |
| #126 | tortoboggan | 1 |
| #462 | tourmalime | 11 |
| #46 | tourmalime tourniquet | 2 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #1256 | toy hoverpad | 4 |
| #1035 | toy wheel | 7 |
| #62 | traffic jam | 14 |
| #214 | transparent nog | 2 |
| #169 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 7 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #352 | trilobite fossil | 12 |
| #138 | trout fang | 1 |
| #46 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 6 |
| #22 | tube sock | 14 |
| #604 | turtle pheromones | 2 |
| #85 | turtle wax shield | 1 |
| #130 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #375 | twinkly wad | 340 |
| #247 | twitching claw | 15 |
| #94 | underwater slingshot | 3 |
| #481 | unearthed potsherd | 1 |
| #190 | unfinished fruitcake | 2 |
| #14 | unidentified drink | 469 |
| #162 | unquiet spirits | 7 |
| #821 | unstable DNA | 54 |
| #142 | unused soap | 4 |
| #202 | unused walkie-talkie | 2 |
| #37 | urchin roe | 1 |
| #1600 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #244 | vampire glitter | 1 |
| #28 | vengeful spirit | 2 |
| #217 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 45 |
| #48 | very fancy whiskey | 3 |
| #51 | very large caltrop | 1 |
| #17 | vial of hot blood | 5 |
| #8 | villainous scythe | 1 |
| #1064 | vinegar | 18 |
| #138 | viral DNA | 9 |
| #2458 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 4 |
| #263 | volcanic ash | 18 |
| #18 | voodoo snuff | 93 |
| #224 | wad of cotton | 14 |
| #99 | wad of slimy rags | 11 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #479 | warbear battery | 1 |
| #436 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
| #175 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 3 |
| #188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
| #15 | warbear dress bracers | 1 |
| #16 | warbear dress greaves | 1 |
| #13 | warbear dress helmet | 1 |
| #308 | warbear drone assembler | 1 |
| #4 | warbear electro-spiked helm | 1 |
| #228 | warbear empathy chip | 2 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #114 | warbear energy bracers | 2 |
| #117 | warbear exo-arm | 2 |
| #8 | warbear fancy fedora | 1 |
| #8 | warbear feathered fedora | 1 |
| #94 | warbear gyro | 3 |
| #194 | warbear gyrocopter | 5 |
| #5 | warbear heated ushanka | 1 |
| #73 | warbear helm fragment | 85 |
| #193 | warbear high-efficiency still | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #212 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 5 |
| #169 | warbear induction oven | 1 |
| #199 | warbear laser beacon | 1 |
| #6 | warbear lined ushanka | 1 |
| #296 | warbear metalworking primer | 3 |
| #9 | warbear plain fedora | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plain helm | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plain ushanka | 1 |
| #364 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 2 |
| #154 | warbear requisition box | 31 |
| #300 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 3 |
| #322 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 3 |
| #217 | warbear soda machine assembler | 2 |
| #5 | warbear spiked helm | 1 |
| #45 | warbear thermoregulator bread | 12 |
| #165 | warbear wardance potion | 9 |
| #442 | warbear whosit | 103 |
| #145 | warehouse key | 5 |
| #25 | warm fur | 3 |
| #31 | warm gravy | 1 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #54 | water-polo cap | 6 |
| #38 | wax banana | 1 |
| #68 | weird gazelle steak | 2 |
| #6 | western-style skinning knife | 1 |
| #99 | whimpering willow bark | 3 |
| #485 | whisker pencil | 1 |
| #174 | whiskey in a broken glass | 7 |
| #800 | white class ring | 4 |
| #23 | white earbuds | 1 |
| #123 | white tulip | 1 |
| #10 | wicker clicker | 1 |
| #9 | wicker kickers | 1 |
| #8 | wicker knickers | 1 |
| #12 | wicker slicker | 1 |
| #8 | wicker sticker | 1 |
| #12 | wicker ticker | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #213 | wind-up meatcar | 55 |
| #161 | wine-soaked bone chips | 6 |
| #45 | wings of fire | 2 |
| #388 | witch hat | 2 |
| #189 | wolfman mask | 43 |
| #629 | wooden block | 4 |
| #31 | worksite credentials | 2 |
| #95 | woven baling wire bracelets | 9 |
| #41 | wreath of laurels | 12 |
| #76 | wrench bracelet | 46 |
| #40 | wriggling severed nose | 4 |
| #12 | wrought-iron waders | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron walker | 1 |
| 🥈 | wrought-iron whisk | 2 |
| #4 | wrought-iron widget | 2 |
| #6 | wrought-iron wig | 2 |
| #5 | wrought-iron winch crank | 2 |
| #174 | wumpus hair | 11 |
| #29 | wumpus-hair bolo | 1 |
| #63 | yam candy | 4 |
| #145 | yellow drunki-bear | 3 |
| #336 | yellow gummi ingot | 97 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |
| #178 | zombie pineal gland | 24 |