Museum :: Mystic

Mystic_Potato

Rank	Item	Quantity
#209	"DRINK ME" potion	131
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#1119	1-ball	2
#21	1.21 jigawatts	10
#20	100-Watt bulb	10
#613	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	7
#7	17-ball	2
#851	2-ball	3
#42	25-meat staff	10
#771	3-ball	4
#149	30669 scroll	81
#197	33398 scroll	107
#454	334 scroll	10
#889	4-ball	3
#40	4-d camera	10
#135	4-dimensional guitar	17
#1436	5-ball	1
#696	6-ball	5
#107	64067 scroll	6
#65	668 scroll	27
#322	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	9
#904	7-ball	3
#15	7-inch discus	9
#379	8-ball	71
#109	9-ball	10
#89	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	10
#24	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	5
#34	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	5
#19	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	5
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	7
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	11
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#14	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	6
#407	A. W. O. L. commendation	13
#49	ASCII shirt	79
#10	Abyssal ember	12
#101	Alewife™ Ale	22
#259	Alice's Army Guard	1
#248	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#227	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#255	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#258	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#916	Amulet of Yendor	12
#2230	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#537	Angelhair Culottes	2
#2095	Angry Farmer candy	1
#140	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	10
#50	Ankh of Badahnkadh	10
#6	Apathargic Bandersnatch	5
#1229	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#29	Arrrmetia trading card	5
#787	Asleep in the Cemetery	2
#4	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	2
#9	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	45
#18	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	32
#29	BGE merchandise order form	92
#6	BGE pocket calendar	39
#8	BGE shotglass	607
#16	BGE temporary tattoo	32
#12	BGE tiny plastic toy	42
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#45	BRICKO brick	14,632
#21	BRICKO cathedral	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#121	BRICKO eye brick	630
#17	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#38	BRICKO python	1
#28	BRICKO reactor	26
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#18	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
🥉	Bag o' Tricks	10
#534	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	2
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#2033	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	5
#1256	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#223	Bash-Ōs cereal	2
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#181	Black Body™ spray	1
#773	Black No. 2	1
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#495	Blatantly Canadian	2
#908	Bling of the New Wave	1
#157	Blizzards I Have Died In	5
#521	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#255	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#503	Bonerdagon necklace	23
#141	Boozehounds Anonymous token	6
🥇	Boris's Helm	18
#97	Boris's key lime	7
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#499	Boris's ring	3
#1673	Boss Bat bling	1
#23	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	41
#67	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	8
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#163	C.H.U.M. knife	6
#21	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	28
#12	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	25
#11	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	25
#12	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	25
#13	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	25
#33	CRIMBCO lanyard	20
#1761	CRIMBCO mug	2
#9	CRIMBCO scrip	17,950
#1644	CRIMBCO wine	2
#9	CRIMBCOIDS mints	169
#11	CRIMBCOLOAF	131
🥇	Camp Scout backpack	50
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
🥈	Cheshire Bitten	3
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#57	Chester's moustache	2
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#4	Children's Meal of the Damned	20
#37	Choker of the Ultragoth	2
🥈	Cinco Mayo Lager	148
#7	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	8
🥈	Clan hot dog stand	2
🥉	Clan looking glass	2
#12	Clan pool table	1
#8	Clan shower	1
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#78	Coily™	1
#967	Colander of Em-er'il	3
#1237	Cold Hots candy	1
#265	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#250	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	4
#13	Comma Chameleon egg	4
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#150	Cookbook of the Damned	3
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#249	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	3
#130	Corpse Island iced tea	39
#9	Counterclockwise Watch	1
#433	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	12
🥉	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	13
#297	Crimbo candied pecan	44
#307	Crimbo fudge	42
#5	Crimbo hat	2
#8	Crimbo pants	1
#280	Crimbo peppermint bark	48
#500	Crimbo pie	3
#46	Crimbo stocking	2
#11	Crimbo sword	1
#32	Crimbo wreath	12
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#5	Crimbough	9
#1681	Crimboween memo	4
#85	Crimbuck	5,529
🥇	Crown of Thrones	9
#1851	Crown of the Goblin King	10
#9	DNOTC Box	16
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#11	Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	3
#205	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	3
#189	Deactivated O. A. F.	4
#1297	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	2
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#29	Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog	1
#192	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	1
#62	Dogsgotnonoz pills	6
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#544	Drowsy Sword	34
#15	Drunken Astrophysicist	11
#1859	Dyspepsi-Cola	3
#385	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	6
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#137	Eau de Guaneau	4
#1785	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#199	El Vibrato power sphere	6
#1468	Elder Turtle Shell	2
#89	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	45
#234	Elmley shades	4
🥇	Elvish sunglasses	33
#1165	Ent cider	1
#271	FDKOL commendation	1,903
#469	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	12
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#36	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	4
🥇	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	14
#5	Folder Holder	4
#184	Frat Army FGF	26
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#58	Frosty's nailbat	2
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#121	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#21	Fudgie Roll	55
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#337	Gaia beads	6
#777	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#284	Game Grid ticket	1
#264	Game Grid token	1
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#462	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#213	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	4
#182	Gnollish casserole dish	4
#489	Gnollish flyswatter	4
#238	Gnollish pie server	8
#412	Gnollish plunger	5
#253	Gnollish slotted spoon	8
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#33	Go-Wassail	753
#86	Golden Mr. Accessory	1
#1011	Goodfella contract	1
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#725	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#34	Great Ball of Frozen Fire	2
🥈	Greatest American Pants	11
#655	Green Clover of Justice	3
🥇	Grimacite gasmask	1
🥇	Grimacite gauntlets	1
🥈	Grimacite girdle	1
🥈	Grimacite greaves	1
🥇	Grimacite guayabera	2
#4	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	6
#10	Gygaxian Libram	1
#248	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#1147	Heimandatz's heart	1
#66	Hippy Army MPE	215
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	7
#8	Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat	1
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#24	Hodgman's harmonica	2
#8	Hodgman's imaginary hamster	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#129	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#65	Hodgman's lucky sock	1
#66	Hodgman's metal detector	1
#97	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#24	Hodgman's whackin' stick	1
#168	Hollandaise helmet	51
#15	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	2
#28	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	2
#55	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#292	Iiti Kitty phone charm	9
#1867	Imp Ale	1
#410	Instant Karma	15
#530	Iron Beta of Industry	13
#472	Jack-in-the-box	12
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#238	Jarlsberg's earring	6
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
🥇	Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode)	2
#14	Jawmaster 2000™	6
🥉	Jekyllin hide belt	7
#1287	Jocko Homo's head	1
#724	Jolly Roger charrrm	2
#167	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	14
🥇	Juju Mojo Mask	12
#1016	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
🥇	Junior Adventurer's kit	18
🥈	Junior Adventurer's merit badge	2
#356	Kissin' Cousins	3
#246	Knob Goblin Uberpants	2
#443	Knob Goblin elite helm	10
#342	Knob Goblin elite pants	14
#394	Knob Goblin elite polearm	11
#331	Knob Goblin elite shirt	20
#183	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#1207	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#266	Knob Goblin harem pants	16
#311	Knob Goblin harem veil	12
#1090	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#629	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#16	Knob Goblin nasal spray	501
#329	Knob Goblin pants	34
#741	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#315	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
#302	Knob Goblin scimitar	40
#606	Knob Goblin seltzer	7
#357	Knob Goblin spatula	16
#941	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#300	Knob Goblin tongs	48
#672	Knob Goblin visor	3
#71	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	4
#172	Knob lo mein	1
#238	Knob nuts	1
#16	Knob pasty	88
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#26	Knob stroganoff	29
#24	Knob stuffed shells	154
#1016	Knoll mushroom	1
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
#724	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#815	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	1
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#778	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#520	Let Me Be!	3
#135	Li'l Businessman Kit	1
🥈	Libram of BRICKOs	30
#8	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	5
🥈	Libram of Divine Favors	10
🥈	Libram of Love Songs	12
#4	Libram of Pulled Taffy	4
🥈	Libram of Resolutions	6
🥇	Loathing Legion hammer	1
🥈	Loathing Legion knife	9
🥈	Loathing Legion moondial	1
#298	Lockenstock™ sandals	7
#472	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	57
#256	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	215
#634	Lucky Surprise Egg	2
#1200	M-242	1
#216	MSG	1
#407	Mad Train wine	247
#10	Mae West	370
🥇	Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit	6
#401	Manetwich	1
#258	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#179	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	13
🥉	Mayflower bouquet	9
#10	McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	3
#163	Meat detector	4
#23	Meat maid	17
#34	Meat maid body	16
#703	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1
#1110	Meleegra™ pills	1
#228	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	18
#1140	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
#683	Microplushie: Bropane	7
#701	Microplushie: Dorkonide	2
#749	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	2
#751	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	1
#672	Microplushie: Gothochondria	6
#750	Microplushie: Hippylase	6
#681	Microplushie: Hobomosome	4
#781	Microplushie: Otakulone	5
#835	Microplushie: Raverdrine	2
#869	Microplushie: Sororitrate	2
#6	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	58
#106	Miniborg beeper	5
#164	Miniborg hiveminder	3
#25	Miniborg laser	18
#27	Miniborg stomper	17
#25	Miniborg strangler	17
🥇	Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	11
#423	Mohawk wig	17
#11	Mon Tiki	243
#8	Monstar energy beverage	2,000
🥇	Monster Manuel	4
🥇	Moping Artistic Goth Kid	21
#1001	Mountain Stream soda	1
🥉	Mr. Accessory Jr.	7
#372	Mr. Joe's bangles	3
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
🥈	Mr. Shirt	1
#9	Ms. Accessory	3
#71	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#18	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	2
#35	Mudflap-Girl Ring	2
🥇	My Own Pen Pal kit	12
#83	ND	3
#374	NG	1
#128	Necrotelicomnicon	6
#147	Neuromancer	6
#37	New Cloaca-Cola	10
#434	Newbiesport™ tent	2
#726	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#210	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	32
#30	Nose Ring of Putrescence	2
#301	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	2
#386	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	1
#382	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	1
#328	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	1
#742	Now and Earlier	1
#79	Nuclear Blastball	49
#509	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#217	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#475	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	2
#186	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
🥇	Olympic-sized Clan crate	8
🥇	Operation Patriot Shield	11
#1269	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#844	Orcish baseball cap	1
#615	Orcish cargo shorts	2
#258	Orcish frat-paddle	11
#194	Orcish meat locker	2
🥇	Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	12
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#106	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#8	Oscus's neverending soda	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#612	PADL Phone	1
#54	PB&BP	3
#93	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	53
#14	Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	2
#724	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	10
#4	Pantsgiving	4
#21	Pendant of Fire	2
#526	Penultimate Fantasy chest	16
#187	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	8
#195	Pine-Fresh air freshener	18
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#7	Platinum Yendorian Express Card	2
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
#880	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#591	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	2
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#589	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	2
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#564	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#777	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#890	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#897	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#864	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#888	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#258	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	3
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#21	Putrid Pendant	2
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#10	Radio KoL Antenna Ball	1
#8	Radio KoL Bottle Opener	1
#4	Radio KoL Flashlight	1
🥉	Radio KoL Keychain	2
#5	Radio KoL Maracas	1
#7	Radio KoL Patch	1
#11	Rainbow's Gravity	15
#942	Ram's Face Lager	1
#14	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	16
#42	Red Pill	9
#415	Red Rover BB gun	7
#40	Ring of Fire	2
#36	Ring of the Sewer Snake	2
#2658	Rock Pops	1
#45	SPF 451 lip balm	48
🥉	STYX deodorant body spray	2
#2541	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
🥉	Schmalz's First Prize Beer	6
#11	Schrödinger's thermos	3,203
🥈	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	17
#295	Senior Mints	22
#658	Sensual Massage for Creeps	2
#282	Sinful Desires	2
#89	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	8
🥇	Small Medium	12
#330	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	4
#254	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	3
#330	Snow Queen Crown	7
🥇	Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	22
🥈	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	22
#466	Spam Witch sammich	56
#845	Spooky Surprise Egg	2
#478	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#27	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
#627	Summer Nights	2
#86	Super Magic Power Sword X	2
#465	Supernova Champagne	5
#506	Swabbie™ swab	1
#592	Tales from the Fireside	2
#13	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	99
#16	Talisman of Baio	2
#7	Talisman of Bakula	2
#1954	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1
#15	The Art of Slapfighting	57
#8	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	138
#853	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#10	The Groose in the Hoose	1
#18	The Joy of Wassailing	71
#9	The Kloop in the Coop	1
#1038	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
#42	The Ring	2
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#4	Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	4
#1737	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	1
#1946	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	1
#67	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	29
#1153	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
🥇	Tickle-Me Emilio	1
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#1295	Time Juice	1
#148	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	41
🥉	Tome of Clip Art	11
#34	Tome of Snowcone Summoning	1
🥈	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	11
#419	Travels with Jerry	3
#4	Travoltan trousers	4
#228	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	5
#320	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	1
#254	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	3
#243	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	4
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#766	Trollhouse cookies	15
#48	Tropical Crimbo Hat	2
#50	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	2
#60	Tropical Crimbo Sword	2
#171	Tuesday's ruby	18
#756	Typical Tavern swill	1
#149	Ultracolor™ shirt	1
🥇	Unagnimated Gnome	8
#6	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	121
🥇	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	1
#41	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	569
#5	Uncle Hobo's belt	3
#8	Uncle Hobo's epic beard	3
#6	Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	3
#5	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	3
#7	Uncle Hobo's highest bough	3
#8	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	2
#606	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	2
#33	Unspeakable Earring	2
#250	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#6	V for Vivala mask	3
#915	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
🥉	Voluminous Radio Pants	1
#100	WA	6
#269	Wand of Nagamar	21
#204	Wand of Oscus	1
#706	Warm Subject gift certificate	18
#236	Wint-O-Fresh mint	68
#48	Workytime Tea	62
#732	Yakisoba's hat	2
#221	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	2
#160	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	52
#1149	Yellow Moon of Compassion	2
#2035	Yummy Tummy bean	34
#109	Zim Merman's guitar	7
#123	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	10
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#181	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#5	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	277
#106	a butt tuba	16
🥇	a cute angel	12
#41	a little sump'm sump'm	188
#145	abandoned candy	10
#1151	abominable snowcone	3
#503	accidental cider	1
#343	acid-squirting flower	10
#93	acoustic guitarrr	51
#145	adder bladder	101
#8	adhesive tape dolly	11
#1568	adorable seal larva	1
🥈	adventurer clone egg	7
#7	affordable teak perch	12
#169	agua de vida	14
#9	albatross necklace	15
#203	all-purpose cleaner	45
#21	all-purpose flower	12
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#19	alpha-mail pants	17
#83	alphabet gum	25
#25	amber aviator shades	11
#13	ammonite candy mold	16
#47	ammonite fossil	117
#6	amphibious tophat	7
#561	amulet of extreme plot significance	17
#477	ancient Magi-Wipes	6
#219	ancient cursed foot locker	1
#457	ancient frozen dinner	3
#211	ancient protein powder	26
#183	ancient spice	15
#72	ancient stone fist	32
#66	ancient stone head	17
#11	ancient turtle shell	9
#58	ancient turtle shell helmet	1
#6	ancient turtle shell powder	13
#581	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	10
#251	ancient vinyl coin purse	17
#53	anemone nematocyst	10
#19	angel-food cake	5
#155	anniversary balloon	10
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#851	anniversary gift box	5
#1081	annoying pitchfork	1
#631	ant agonist	1
#17	ant antidepressant	10
#185	ant hoe	2
#167	ant pick	2
#251	ant pitchfork	1
#60	ant rake	10
#165	ant sickle	2
#280	anti-anti-antidote	10
#450	anticheese	10
#4	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	117
#89	antique bottle of cough syrup	9
#20	antique bottle opener	31
#655	antique greaves	3
#731	antique hand mirror	1
#745	antique helmet	2
#191	antique packet of ketchup	10
#60	antique painting of a landscape	10
#20	antique pair of blue jeans	25
#66	antique record album	50
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#37	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	12
#197	wrench bracelet	18
#29	wumpus-hair bolo	1
#12	wumpus-hair loincloth	1
#14	wumpus-hair net	1
#11	wumpus-hair sweater	1
#27	wumpus-hair whip	1
#14	wumpus-hair wig	1
#735	wussiness potion	6
#528	x-ray specs	36
#176	yak anorak	1
#80	yak toupee	1
#43	yakskin kilt	2
#106	yakskin pants	1
#11	yellow brick road	467
#264	yellow candy heart	182
#280	yellow gummi ingot	118
#39	yellow matter custard	4
#863	yellow plastic oyster egg	7
#1328	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#753	yellow snowcone	42
#26	yellow striped oyster egg	91
#736	yeti fur	79
#213	yohohoyo	13
🥈	yuletide troll chrysalis	20
#201	yummy death watch beetle	1
#51	zen motorcycle	1

Wow, that's 346,307 items total!

what items are this player missing?