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#225-Alarm Saucepan16
#309A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes3
#23A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)1
#8A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)1
#9A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)1
#224A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 41
#8A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)1
#8A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)1
#63ASCII shirt45
#25Alice's Army booster box1
🥈All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig1
#414Aluminum Epsilon of Humility1
#167Amulet of Yendor143
#398Ancient Saucehelm6
#835Angelhair Culottes1
#295Ankh of Badahnkadh1
#71Apathargic Bandersnatch1
#438Argarggagarg's fang4
#267Asleep in the Cemetery6
#27Ax of L'rose1
#1446BGE shotglass1
#956BGE tiny plastic toy1
#843Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental1
#613Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
#125Baron von Ratsworth's monocle68
#1257Baron von Ratsworth's tophat1
#157Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler17
🥉Belt of Loathing1
#32Benetton's Medley of Diversity3
#883Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook1
#331Blatantly Canadian7
#502Blizzards I Have Died In2
#113Blood Light35
#522Blue Diamond of Honesty1
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#19Boletus Broletus mushroom7
#105Bone's Farm "wine"16
#734Bonerdagon necklace15
#116Boris's key lime5
#47Boris's key lime pie35
#261Boss Bat bling13
#1107Boss Bat britches11
#372Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air10
#40Brimstone Beret1
#64Brimstone Bludgeon1
#102Brimstone Boxers1
#24Brimstone Bracelet1
#32Brimstone Brooch1
#40Brimstone Bunker1
#68C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button8
#1118CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)1
#1014CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)1
#34CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)1
#1055CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)1
#1020CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)1
#33CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)1
#1009CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)1
#2097CRIMBCO mug1
#355CRIMBCO wine21
#1223CRIMBCOIDS mints4
#785CRIMBCOLOAF5
#46Camp Scout backpack1
#70Cerebral Cloche2
#133Cerebral Crossbow2
#5Chateau Mantegna room key2
#88Choker of the Ultragoth1
#287Cinco Mayo Lager1
#99Clan VIP Lounge invitation1
#11Clan hot dog stand1
#11Clan looking glass1
#7Clan speakeasy1
#374Cloaca grenade46
#618Cloaca-Cola46
#620Cloaca-Cola c-rations5
#64Cloaca-Cola fatigues36
#68Cloaca-Cola helmet35
#429Cloaca-Cola knapsack5
#69Cloaca-Cola shield35
#611Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#648Codpiece of the Goblin King12
#401Colander of Em-er'il6
#491Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket1
#26Copper Alpha of Sincerity80
#305Corpse Island iced tea17
#115Crimbo Candy Cookbook42
#12Crimbo hat1
#8Crimbo pants1
#7Crimbo sapling2
#11Crimbo sword1
#53Crimbomega drive chain1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#4Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)1
🥈Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)1
#4Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)1
#2695Crimbuck8
#51Crown of Thrones1
#65Crown of the Goblin King216
#320Danglin' Chad's loincloth2
#164Dickory Farms Gift Basket34
#29Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog1
#241Dolphin King's crown19
#258Dr. Hobo's scalpel14
#191Dreadsylvanian Almanac page15
#67Drowsy Sword200
#402Dyspepsi grenade33
#313Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations10
#514Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues5
#630Dyspepsi-Cola helmet4
#385Dyspepsi-Cola shield6
#581Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#423Eau de Guaneau1
#168Ecto-Cooler7
🥇Ed the Undying exhibit crate8
#1786El Sombrero De Lopez1
#54El Vibrato power sphere32
#2385Elder Turtle Shell1
#86Elmley shades14
#136FDKOL hotcakes60
#13Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)1
#30Folder Holder1
#265Frosty's frosty mug6
#196Frosty's nailbat1
#120Frosty's snowball sack1
#777Galapagosian Cuisses1
#34GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card1
#787Garter of the Turtle Poacher1
#603Glass Balls of the Goblin King4
#441Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer1
#134Go-Wassail154
#846Goodfella contract4
#204Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob5
#54Greatest American Pants1
#344Green Clover of Justice6
#18Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog3
#18Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom6
#331Heimandatz's heart5
#18Helvella Haemophilia mushroom2
#92Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians1
🥉Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)1
#389Hodgman's blanket3
#119Hodgman's bow tie1
#81Hodgman's cane1
#73Hodgman's garbage sticker1
#134Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times1
#125Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics1
#173Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin1
#98Hodgman's varcolac paw1
#61Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace1
#95Ice-Cold Beer Ring1
#56Ice-Cold Beerring1
#165Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration5
#326Instant Karma24
#119Interview With You (a Vampire)1
#76Iron Beta of Industry120
#207Jack-in-the-box28
#43Jarlsberg's key lime pie33
#1283Jocko Homo's head1
#356Kissin' Cousins3
#181Knob Goblin Uberpants3
#75Knob Goblin elite shirt104
#628Knob Goblin lunchbox1
#342Knob pasty1
#725Krakrox's Loincloth1
#816La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez1
#27Lead Zeta of Chastity4
#778Lederhosen of the Night1
#520Let Me Be!3
#94Libram of BRICKOs1
#112Libram of Love Songs1
#44Libram of Pulled Taffy1
#48Libram of Resolutions1
#11Loathing Legion knife3
#94Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet200
#119Loudmouth Larry Lamprey518
#112Lucky Surprise Egg87
#1199M-2421
#39Mace of the Tortoise13
#156Mae West with a fly in it2
#32Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit1
#850Maxing, Relaxing1
#158McMillicancuddy's Special Lager32
#374Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler10
#395Microplushie: Bropane25
#342Microplushie: Dorkonide10
#438Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid9
#507Microplushie: Fauxnerditide3
#408Microplushie: Gothochondria18
#362Microplushie: Hippylase32
#434Microplushie: Hipsterine2
#337Microplushie: Hobomosome17
#347Microplushie: Otakulone37
#466Microplushie: Raverdrine12
#402Microplushie: Sororitrate21
#135Mini-Crimbot crate1
#66Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog1
#240Mob Penguin cellular phone96
#615Mob Penguin protection contract1
#215Newman's Own Trousers5
#400Nickel Gamma of Frugality16
#86Nose Ring of Putrescence1
#196Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I6
#166Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II9
#151Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III9
#82Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV11
#100Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V9
#115Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI8
#626Ol' Scratch's salad fork1
#93Ol' Scratch's stove door1
#187Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat1
#15Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom8
#21Operation Patriot Shield2
#1269Orange Star of Sacrifice1
#525Order of the Silver Wossname1
#10Pack of Every Card2
#944Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster7
#68Pasta Spoon of Peril4
#21Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog2
#814Pink Heart of Spirit1
#878Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Duck1
#590Pokëmann figurine: Frank1
#809Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking1
#796Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan1
#414Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap5
#564Pokëmann figurine: Moog1
#434Pokëmann figurine: Nothing3
#892Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu1
#578Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth1
#898Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf1
#898Pokëmann figurine: Twitter1
#864Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite1
#887Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth1
#232Purple Horseshoe of Honor1
#63Putrid Pendant1
#260Red Balloon of Valor1
#81Red Rover BB gun41
#318Retenez L'Herbe Paté6
#100Ring of the Sewer Snake1
#54Rock and Roll Legend39
#105SPF 451 lip balm22
#1075Safari Jack's moustache1
#841Scalp of Gorgolok4
#62Schmalz's First Prize Beer1
#224Schrödinger's thermos100
#129Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome1
#659Sensual Massage for Creeps2
#149Silver Bullet beer16
#50Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags11
#44Sneaky Pete's key lime pie33
#29Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire2
#29Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise1
#7Spelunker of Fortune (used)1
#48Spooky Surprise Egg353
#19Stemonitis Staticus mushroom4
#436Summer Nights3
#409Tales from the Fireside3
#670Tales of a Kansas Toymaker3
🥈Tales of the Word Realms3
#163The Art of Slapfighting7
#21The Art of Slapfighting (used)1
#25The Confiscator's Grimoire1
#262The Cooler Out of Space10
#697The Joy of Wassailing3
#1034The Mariachi's guitar case1
#58The Necbronomicon (used)1
#101The Ring1
#38The Smith's Tome1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#13Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts2
#88Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette26
#133Thwaitgold ant statuette7
#376Thwaitgold bee statuette6
#65Thwaitgold bookworm statuette8
#170Thwaitgold butterfly statuette6
#213Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette6
#160Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette18
#1030Thwaitgold firefly statuette4
#189Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette10
#697Thwaitgold maggot statuette7
#104Thwaitgold nit statuette2
#148Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette5
#97Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette23
#111Thwaitgold spider statuette16
#1083Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette9
#24Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette8
#85Thwaitgold woollybear statuette8
#62Tome of Clip Art2
#109Tome of Sugar Shummoning1
#936Travels with Jerry1
#21Tremella Tarantella mushroom1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#176Typical Tavern swill55
#611Uncle Crimbo's Rations3
#528Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide18
#153Uncle Romulus9
#22Uncle Romulus (used)1
🥈Underworld acorn1
#10Underworld flail1
#12Underworld truncheon1
🥈Underworld trunk1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#72Unspeakable Earring1
#249Uranium Omega of Temperance1
#1525Valentine6
#527Valentine's Day cake1
#43Wand of Nagamar104
#1117Yakisoba's hat1
#48Ye Olde Navy Fleece10
#1147Yellow Moon of Compassion2
#139Yeti Protest Sign1
#85Zim Merman's guitar10
#1171Zinc Delta of Tranquility1
#17Zombo's empty eye1
#85Zombo's skull ring1
#309Zu Mannkäse Dienen6
#24Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)1
#109adhesive tape dolly1
#856adorable seal larva3
#40adventurer clone egg1
#118agua de vida44
#38airplane charter: Spring Break Beach1
#220alien drugs6
#53alien source code printout9
#15alien source code printout (used)1
#45ancient hot dog wrapper1
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary pewter cape1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
🥈anniversary tiny latex mask1
#69antique 8-Bit Power magazine20
#34antique bottle opener20
#343antique painting of a landscape2
#109antique pair of blue jeans9
#97antique record album30
#23antique souvenir drawing21
#538arrow'd heart balloon1
#116asbestos apron11
#306aspirin3
#105astral mushroom167
#9avatar of the Unconscious Collective1
#131baby killer bee74
#193baconstone37
#187baconstone bracelet3
#44baconstone earring4
#93baconstone pendant4
#84baconstone ring3
#100badass belt229
#158bag of airline peanuts166
#88bag of lard12
#242balaclava3
#230balaclava baklava13
#471ball13
#390balloon monkey4
#337banana cream pie1
#86banana milkshake1
#255banana peel19
#208banana spritzer1
#72bark beret1
#70bark boxers1
#91bark bracelet1
#65barrrnacle178
#451bath ball gift set11
#21beautiful rainbow11
#107beertini21
#522bell-shaped Crimbo cookie2
#41bezoar ring1
#108black candy heart134
#510black eyedrops1
#305black paisley oyster egg16
#1131black plastic oyster egg3
#1489black polka-dot oyster egg2
#63black pudding92
#81black snowcone40
#225black striped oyster egg21
#117black-and-blue light508
#138blank diary1
#60blended frozen swill with a fly in it5
#924blob-shaped Crimbo cookie7
#667blue paisley oyster egg6
#135blue plasma ball483
#247blue plastic oyster egg20
#200blue striped oyster egg20
🥈blue traffic cone1
#213bone aperitif2
#195bone meal2
#58bottle of Goldschnöckered1
#126bottle of Mystic Shell7
#66bottle of Vangoghbitussin17
#670bottle of antifreeze1
#83bottle of fire298
#530bottle of goofballs49
#18bottle of lovebug pheromones1
#85bottle of pirate juice9
#89bottle of rhinoceros hormones5
#108bottle of single-barrel whiskey9
#22bottled day7
#142bow staff1
#223bowl of fishysoisse4
#219bowl of lucky charms3
#150bowlegged pants1
#134bowler1
#2141box of sunshine59
#37brain preservation fluid7
#502breaded beer1
#75breath mint155
#281brick138
#38brine328
#12briny vinegar35
#23broken cellular phone380
#99bronze breastplate20
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#1067buckyball3
#227burrowgrub hive1
#121calle de miel with a fly in it2
#533can of Binarrrca17
#1102can of CRIMBCOLA4
#15can of V-1111
#546can of fake snow1
#82can of spinach21
#464can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce20
#169candied yams49
#1433candy cane22
#110candy cornucopia1
#1063candy kneecapping stick3
#71carton of rotten eggs102
#140caustic slime nodule2
#324cement sandals3
#97centipede eggs61
#1338cheap plastic bottle opener3
#115cheap studded belt511
#1660cheap toaster1
#939chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses1
#394circular CRIMBCOOKIE4
#72clockwork claws1
#58clockwork clockwise dome1
#89clockwork counterclockwise dome1
#57clockwork handle1
#32clockwork hat2
#321clockwork key7
#22clockwork pants2
#54clockwork rings1
#40clockwork rod1
#53clockwork shank1
#93clockwork sheet1
#65clockwork spine1
#97clockwork thingamajig1
#29clockwork trench coat3
#86clockwork widget1
#151clown hammer181
#202clownskin harness1
#172club necklace28
#86clutch of dodecapede eggs16
#538cocoa egg15
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#882commemorative war stein1
#91concentrated garbage juice8
🥉control crystal1
#534corpse on the beach10
#100corpsebite3
#379corpsedriver13
#357corpsetini14
#209cranberry schnapps3
#58crumbling rat skull11
#172crystallized memory2
#268cyclops eyedrops1
#99cymbal syrup157
#33deactivated nanobots1
#165deadly lampshade6
#179decanter of fine Scotch1
#185defective skull125
#1520delicious salad4
#117deluxe fax machine3
#134demon-horned hat1
#164demonskin jacket1
#158demonskin trousers1
#374denim axe1
#124designer handbag19
#86deviled egg2
#219diamond necklace23
#25digital key lime pie76
#78dill328
#214disbelief suspenders5
#47disco horoscope (Aquarius)30
#29disco horoscope (Aries)43
#42disco horoscope (Cancer)34
#36disco horoscope (Capricorn)37
#47disco horoscope (Gemini)28
#32disco horoscope (Leo)40
#40disco horoscope (Libra)35
#44disco horoscope (Pisces)30
#55disco horoscope (Sagittarius)25
#43disco horoscope (Scorpio)33
#62disco horoscope (Taurus)22
#52disco horoscope (Virgo)25
#1640doll house1
#129donkey flipbook6
#395double daisy1
#10dreaming Jung man1
#70drywall axe142
#368duck-on-a-string6
#231duct tape184
#109duct tape shirt1
#245dusty animal jawbone1
#139dusty animal pelvis3
#24dusty animal skull5
#65dusty bottle of Marsala321
#103dusty bottle of Merlot218
#88dusty bottle of Muscat247
#63dusty bottle of Pinot Noir358
#99dusty bottle of Port237
#86dusty bottle of Zinfandel247
#57dusty eighth thoracic vertebra7
#152dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra3
#123dusty fifth caudal vertebra4
#113dusty fifth cervical vertebra4
#59dusty fifth lumbar vertebra7
#292dusty fifth thoracic vertebra1
#86dusty first caudal vertebra5
#52dusty first cervical vertebra8
#182dusty first lumbar vertebra2
#83dusty first thoracic vertebra5
#99dusty fourth caudal vertebra4
#303dusty fourth cervical vertebra1
#307dusty fourth lumbar vertebra1
#77dusty fourth thoracic vertebra5
#114dusty left clavicle4
#127dusty left eighth rib3
#54dusty left eleventh rib7
#62dusty left femur6
#286dusty left fibula1
#77dusty left first front claw5
#207dusty left first rear claw2
#104dusty left first rib4
#53dusty left fourth front claw7
#52dusty left fourth rear claw7
#104dusty left fourth rib4
#141dusty left humerus3
#190dusty left kneecap2
#85dusty left ninth rib5
#141dusty left radius3
#293dusty left scapula1
#108dusty left second front claw4
#61dusty left second rear claw6
#137dusty left second rib3
#191dusty left seventh rib2
#42dusty left sixth rib8
#46dusty left tenth rib8
#97dusty left third front claw4
#144dusty left third rear claw3
#61dusty left third rib6
#41dusty left thumb9
#64dusty left tibia6
#152dusty left twelfth rib3
#193dusty left ulna2
#127dusty ninth thoracic vertebra3
#34dusty right clavicle9
#61dusty right eighth rib7
#138dusty right eleventh rib3
#81dusty right femur5
#201dusty right fibula2
#145dusty right fifth rib3
#191dusty right first front claw2
#187dusty right first rear claw2
#141dusty right first rib3
#124dusty right fourth front claw3
#134dusty right fourth rear claw3
#201dusty right fourth rib2
#151dusty right humerus3
#109dusty right kneecap4
#190dusty right ninth rib2
#53dusty right radius7
#84dusty right scapula5
#182dusty right second front claw2
#140dusty right second rear claw3
#65dusty right second rib6
#104dusty right seventh rib4
#138dusty right sixth rib3
#137dusty right tenth rib3
#64dusty right third front claw6
#47dusty right third rib7
#150dusty right thumb3
#141dusty right tibia3
#39dusty right twelfth rib9
#87dusty right ulna5
#63dusty sacral vertebrae6
#98dusty second caudal vertebra4
#189dusty second cervical vertebra2
#49dusty second lumbar vertebra8
#132dusty second thoracic vertebra3
#194dusty seventh caudal vertebra2
#80dusty seventh lumbar vertebra5
#54dusty seventh thoracic vertebra7
#78dusty sixth caudal vertebra5
#135dusty sixth cervical vertebra3
#197dusty sixth lumbar vertebra2
#141dusty sixth thoracic vertebra3
#76dusty tenth caudal vertebra5
#300dusty tenth thoracic vertebra1
#292dusty third cervical vertebra1
#75dusty third lumbar vertebra5
#191dusty third thoracic vertebra2
#52dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra7
#148dwarvish magazine8
#55dwarvish war helmet1
#46dwarvish war kilt1
#48dwarvish war mattock1
#644easter egg balloon38
#99effluvious emerald16
#60eggnog303
#1811elven limbos gingerbread1
#1415elven cellocello14
#1393elven moonshine2
#1396elven socks1
#1176elven suicide capsule16
#37empty Cloaca-Cola bottle333
#479empty blowgun3
#155encoder ring121
#95expensive cigar2
#139explosion-flavored chewing gum181
#426extra-greasy slider4
#47facsimile dictionary136
#174fake fake vomit170
#133fake hand186
#515fancy chocolate6
#107fancy opera glasses36
#1280felt6
#303fez of etymology1
#37filigreed hamethyst earring2
#19filigreed hamethyst necklace4
#48filigreed hamethyst ring2
#45[2426]fire flower24
#10fist turkey outline2
#379flaming glowsticks1
#145flaming mushroom19
#51flask of baconstone juice4
#57flask of hamethyst juice2
#54flask of porquoise juice2
#124flavored foot massage oil507
#164floaty inverse geode1
#315floaty sand53
#36floaty stone sphere2
#268floral print shirt1
#84flyest of shirts1
#115foam dart514
#497foam noodle1
#269foon1
#628friendly cheez blob4
#323frigid mote2
#428frilly shirt1
#577frozen Mob Penguin1
#173frozen banquet13
#159frozen mushroom17
#1675fruitcake7
#20fudge bunny35
#982fuzzy dice6
#29gamma nog101
#134garish pinky ring31
#41ghost cucumber731
#448ghost of a necklace3
#551ghost pickle on a stick1
#104giant designer sunglasses38
#100giant discarded bottlecap45
#122giant discarded plastic fork64
#70giant discarded torn-up glove51
#116giant pinky ring118
#2002gingerbread bugbear6
#1336gingerbread mutant bugbear4
#105glacial sapphire9
#372gloomy black mushroom8
#67glowing frisbee1
#1431googly eye6
#221goth kid t-shirt24
#594green-frosted astral cupcake1
#70groovy prism necklace1
#71grue egg221
#733grue egg omelette1
#33grungy flannel shirt23
#307hamethyst26
#65hamethyst bracelet4
#41hamethyst earring4
#56hamethyst necklace11
#87hamethyst ring3
#43hand grenegg7
#190handful of Laughing Willow bark1
#126handful of confetti216
#112harem girl t-shirt11
#174heart necklace30
#346heart of the volcano21
#696herringcello25
#40hibernating robot reindeer1
#147hipposkin poncho1
#1291hobo nickel1
#201hot stuffing1
#134imitation nice watch1
#577inflatable duck1
#1396irradiated candy cane4
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#462jar of fermented pickle juice3
#159jar of squeeze6
#158jazz soap168
#139jerky coins157
#172joybuzzer159
#42jug of baconstone juice5
#65jug of hamethyst juice1
#48jug of porquoise juice3
#41kamicorpse-ee10
#145king cookie1
#655kite11
#161kneecapping stick102
#1418knuckle sandwich2
#133lavender paisley oyster egg21
#114lavender plastic oyster egg26
#939lavender polka-dot oyster egg3
#1766lavender striped oyster egg1
#160leaflet9
#113leather bookmark3
#1565length of string2
#412leprechaun hatchling1
#65letterman's jacket4
#346lewd playing card7
#328limburger biker boots1
#373loaded serum blowgun11
#35long-forgotten necklace2
#71longhaired hippy wig8
#151los chinos4
#310lucky rabbit's foot21
#107lump of Saccharine Maple sap2
#591macaroni duck4
#170mafia aria147
#104magical ice cube with a fly in it207
#663magical pony: Dusk Shiny1
#611magical pony: Pearjack1
#642magical pony: Rosey Cake1
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#235tiny plastic turtle tamer16
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#530yo-yo55
#1018zombie pineal gland4

Wow, that's 128,753 items total!

what items are this player missing?