Museum :: Isladar

Isladar

Rank	Item	Quantity
#22	5-Alarm Saucepan	16
#309	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	3
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#63	ASCII shirt	45
#25	Alice's Army booster box	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#164	Amulet of Yendor	143
#399	Ancient Saucehelm	6
#834	Angelhair Culottes	1
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#70	Apathargic Bandersnatch	1
#439	Argarggagarg's fang	4
#267	Asleep in the Cemetery	6
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#1447	BGE shotglass	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#842	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#125	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	68
#1256	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#157	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	17
🥉	Belt of Loathing	1
#32	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	3
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#331	Blatantly Canadian	7
#502	Blizzards I Have Died In	2
#113	Blood Light	35
#521	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#20	Boletus Broletus mushroom	7
#105	Bone's Farm "wine"	16
#734	Bonerdagon necklace	15
#116	Boris's key lime	5
#47	Boris's key lime pie	35
#260	Boss Bat bling	13
#1109	Boss Bat britches	11
#373	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	10
#40	Brimstone Beret	1
#64	Brimstone Bludgeon	1
#101	Brimstone Boxers	1
#24	Brimstone Bracelet	1
#32	Brimstone Brooch	1
#40	Brimstone Bunker	1
#67	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	8
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#2097	CRIMBCO mug	1
#355	CRIMBCO wine	21
#1224	CRIMBCOIDS mints	4
#786	CRIMBCOLOAF	5
#46	Camp Scout backpack	1
#70	Cerebral Cloche	2
#133	Cerebral Crossbow	2
#5	Chateau Mantegna room key	2
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#104	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	1
#11	Clan hot dog stand	1
#11	Clan looking glass	1
#7	Clan speakeasy	1
#376	Cloaca grenade	46
#618	Cloaca-Cola	46
#620	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	5
#64	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	36
#68	Cloaca-Cola helmet	35
#428	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	5
#69	Cloaca-Cola shield	35
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#647	Codpiece of the Goblin King	12
#401	Colander of Em-er'il	6
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#26	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	80
#306	Corpse Island iced tea	17
#114	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	42
#12	Crimbo hat	1
#8	Crimbo pants	1
#7	Crimbo sapling	2
#11	Crimbo sword	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#2696	Crimbuck	8
#51	Crown of Thrones	1
#66	Crown of the Goblin King	216
#320	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	2
#164	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	34
#29	Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog	1
#243	Dolphin King's crown	19
#258	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	14
#192	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	15
#66	Drowsy Sword	200
#403	Dyspepsi grenade	33
#312	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	10
#515	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	5
#630	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	4
#385	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	6
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#168	Ecto-Cooler	7
🥇	Ed the Undying exhibit crate	8
#1785	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#54	El Vibrato power sphere	32
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#86	Elmley shades	14
#136	FDKOL hotcakes	60
#13	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	1
#30	Folder Holder	1
#264	Frosty's frosty mug	6
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#121	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#777	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#34	GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	1
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#604	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	4
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#134	Go-Wassail	154
#846	Goodfella contract	4
#203	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	5
#52	Greatest American Pants	1
#344	Green Clover of Justice	6
#18	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	3
#19	Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	6
#330	Heimandatz's heart	5
#19	Helvella Haemophilia mushroom	2
#92	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#390	Hodgman's blanket	3
#119	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#133	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#97	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#55	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#165	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	5
#328	Instant Karma	24
#121	Interview With You (a Vampire)	1
#75	Iron Beta of Industry	120
#207	Jack-in-the-box	28
#43	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	33
#1287	Jocko Homo's head	1
#356	Kissin' Cousins	3
#181	Knob Goblin Uberpants	3
#76	Knob Goblin elite shirt	104
#629	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#343	Knob pasty	1
#724	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
#815	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	1
#27	Lead Zeta of Chastity	4
#778	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#520	Let Me Be!	3
#92	Libram of BRICKOs	1
#112	Libram of Love Songs	1
#43	Libram of Pulled Taffy	1
#47	Libram of Resolutions	1
#11	Loathing Legion knife	3
#93	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	200
#118	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	518
#112	Lucky Surprise Egg	87
#1200	M-242	1
#39	Mace of the Tortoise	13
#155	Mae West with a fly in it	2
#31	Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit	1
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#158	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	32
#374	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	10
#395	Microplushie: Bropane	25
#342	Microplushie: Dorkonide	10
#439	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	9
#507	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	3
#407	Microplushie: Gothochondria	18
#361	Microplushie: Hippylase	32
#433	Microplushie: Hipsterine	2
#336	Microplushie: Hobomosome	17
#347	Microplushie: Otakulone	37
#465	Microplushie: Raverdrine	12
#402	Microplushie: Sororitrate	21
#133	Mini-Crimbot crate	1
#65	Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	1
#240	Mob Penguin cellular phone	96
#615	Mob Penguin protection contract	1
#214	Newman's Own Trousers	5
#399	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	16
#85	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#196	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	6
#167	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	9
#152	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	9
#82	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	11
#100	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	9
#117	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	8
#625	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#93	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#186	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#16	Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom	8
#21	Operation Patriot Shield	2
#1269	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#9	Pack of Every Card	2
#944	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	7
#68	Pasta Spoon of Peril	4
#22	Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	2
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#880	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#809	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#414	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	5
#564	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#434	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	3
#890	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#897	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#864	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#888	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#80	Red Rover BB gun	41
#318	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	6
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#54	Rock and Roll Legend	39
#106	SPF 451 lip balm	22
#1074	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#842	Scalp of Gorgolok	4
#60	Schmalz's First Prize Beer	1
#224	Schrödinger's thermos	100
#129	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	1
#658	Sensual Massage for Creeps	2
#149	Silver Bullet beer	16
#50	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	11
#45	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	33
#29	Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	2
#29	Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	1
#7	Spelunker of Fortune (used)	1
#48	Spooky Surprise Egg	353
#21	Stemonitis Staticus mushroom	4
#437	Summer Nights	3
#409	Tales from the Fireside	3
#669	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	3
🥈	Tales of the Word Realms	3
#163	The Art of Slapfighting	7
#21	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
#24	The Confiscator's Grimoire	1
#262	The Cooler Out of Space	10
#697	The Joy of Wassailing	3
#1038	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
#58	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
#101	The Ring	1
#38	The Smith's Tome	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#13	Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	2
#88	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	26
#133	Thwaitgold ant statuette	7
#377	Thwaitgold bee statuette	6
#66	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	8
#171	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	6
#214	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	6
#161	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	18
#1031	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	4
#189	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	10
#702	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	7
#105	Thwaitgold nit statuette	2
#148	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	5
#96	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	23
#111	Thwaitgold spider statuette	16
#1090	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	9
#24	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	8
#85	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	8
#62	Tome of Clip Art	2
#109	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	1
#935	Travels with Jerry	1
#23	Tremella Tarantella mushroom	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#176	Typical Tavern swill	55
#611	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	3
#528	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	18
#153	Uncle Romulus	9
#23	Uncle Romulus (used)	1
🥈	Underworld acorn	1
#10	Underworld flail	1
#12	Underworld truncheon	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#71	Unspeakable Earring	1
#250	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#1526	Valentine	6
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#43	Wand of Nagamar	104
#1119	Yakisoba's hat	1
#48	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	10
#1149	Yellow Moon of Compassion	2
#139	Yeti Protest Sign	1
#85	Zim Merman's guitar	10
#1170	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#309	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	6
#24	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	1
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#860	adorable seal larva	3
#39	adventurer clone egg	1
#117	agua de vida	44
#37	airplane charter: Spring Break Beach	1
#219	alien drugs	6
#53	alien source code printout	9
#14	alien source code printout (used)	1
#45	ancient hot dog wrapper	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#69	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	20
#34	antique bottle opener	20
#343	antique painting of a landscape	2
#109	antique pair of blue jeans	9
#98	antique record album	30
#23	antique souvenir drawing	21
#538	arrow'd heart balloon	1
#117	asbestos apron	11
#306	aspirin	3
#105	astral mushroom	167
#9	avatar of the Unconscious Collective	1
#131	baby killer bee	74
#193	baconstone	37
#187	baconstone bracelet	3
#44	baconstone earring	4
#93	baconstone pendant	4
#84	baconstone ring	3
#99	badass belt	229
#156	bag of airline peanuts	166
#88	bag of lard	12
#242	balaclava	3
#230	balaclava baklava	13
#470	ball	13
#389	balloon monkey	4
#338	banana cream pie	1
#87	banana milkshake	1
#256	banana peel	19
#208	banana spritzer	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#65	barrrnacle	178
#451	bath ball gift set	11
#21	beautiful rainbow	11
#107	beertini	21
#523	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#41	bezoar ring	1
#107	black candy heart	134
#510	black eyedrops	1
#305	black paisley oyster egg	16
#1131	black plastic oyster egg	3
#1489	black polka-dot oyster egg	2
#63	black pudding	92
#82	black snowcone	40
#225	black striped oyster egg	21
#117	black-and-blue light	508
#137	blank diary	1
#60	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	5
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#667	blue paisley oyster egg	6
#134	blue plasma ball	483
#247	blue plastic oyster egg	20
#200	blue striped oyster egg	20
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#213	bone aperitif	2
#195	bone meal	2
#58	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
#126	bottle of Mystic Shell	7
#65	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	17
#670	bottle of antifreeze	1
#83	bottle of fire	298
#530	bottle of goofballs	49
#17	bottle of lovebug pheromones	1
#85	bottle of pirate juice	9
#89	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	5
#109	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	9
#22	bottled day	7
#142	bow staff	1
#223	bowl of fishysoisse	4
#219	bowl of lucky charms	3
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#2141	box of sunshine	59
#37	brain preservation fluid	7
#501	breaded beer	1
#76	breath mint	155
#280	brick	138
#38	brine	328
#12	briny vinegar	35
#23	broken cellular phone	380
#100	bronze breastplate	20
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#1067	buckyball	3
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#121	calle de miel with a fly in it	2
#534	can of Binarrrca	17
#1100	can of CRIMBCOLA	4
#16	can of V-11	11
#545	can of fake snow	1
#82	can of spinach	21
#464	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	20
#169	candied yams	49
#1431	candy cane	22
#110	candy cornucopia	1
#1062	candy kneecapping stick	3
#71	carton of rotten eggs	102
#140	caustic slime nodule	2
#324	cement sandals	3
#98	centipede eggs	61
#1338	cheap plastic bottle opener	3
#114	cheap studded belt	511
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#939	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#394	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	4
#72	clockwork claws	1
#58	clockwork clockwise dome	1
#89	clockwork counterclockwise dome	1
#57	clockwork handle	1
#32	clockwork hat	2
#321	clockwork key	7
#22	clockwork pants	2
#54	clockwork rings	1
#40	clockwork rod	1
#53	clockwork shank	1
#93	clockwork sheet	1
#65	clockwork spine	1
#97	clockwork thingamajig	1
#29	clockwork trench coat	3
#86	clockwork widget	1
#151	clown hammer	181
#202	clownskin harness	1
#172	club necklace	28
#86	clutch of dodecapede eggs	16
#540	cocoa egg	15
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#883	commemorative war stein	1
#91	concentrated garbage juice	8
🥉	control crystal	1
#534	corpse on the beach	10
#101	corpsebite	3
#379	corpsedriver	13
#357	corpsetini	14
#209	cranberry schnapps	3
#57	crumbling rat skull	11
#172	crystallized memory	2
#268	cyclops eyedrops	1
#97	cymbal syrup	157
#32	deactivated nanobots	1
#165	deadly lampshade	6
#180	decanter of fine Scotch	1
#184	defective skull	125
#1521	delicious salad	4
#118	deluxe fax machine	3
#134	demon-horned hat	1
#164	demonskin jacket	1
#158	demonskin trousers	1
#375	denim axe	1
#123	designer handbag	19
#86	deviled egg	2
#217	diamond necklace	23
#25	digital key lime pie	76
#78	dill	328
#214	disbelief suspenders	5
#47	disco horoscope (Aquarius)	30
#29	disco horoscope (Aries)	43
#42	disco horoscope (Cancer)	34
#36	disco horoscope (Capricorn)	37
#47	disco horoscope (Gemini)	28
#32	disco horoscope (Leo)	40
#40	disco horoscope (Libra)	35
#44	disco horoscope (Pisces)	30
#55	disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	25
#43	disco horoscope (Scorpio)	33
#62	disco horoscope (Taurus)	22
#52	disco horoscope (Virgo)	25
#1640	doll house	1
#128	donkey flipbook	6
#395	double daisy	1
#10	dreaming Jung man	1
#70	drywall axe	142
#368	duck-on-a-string	6
#230	duct tape	184
#108	duct tape shirt	1
#245	dusty animal jawbone	1
#139	dusty animal pelvis	3
#24	dusty animal skull	5
#65	dusty bottle of Marsala	321
#103	dusty bottle of Merlot	218
#88	dusty bottle of Muscat	247
#63	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	358
#99	dusty bottle of Port	237
#86	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	247
#57	dusty eighth thoracic vertebra	7
#152	dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra	3
#123	dusty fifth caudal vertebra	4
#113	dusty fifth cervical vertebra	4
#59	dusty fifth lumbar vertebra	7
#292	dusty fifth thoracic vertebra	1
#86	dusty first caudal vertebra	5
#52	dusty first cervical vertebra	8
#183	dusty first lumbar vertebra	2
#83	dusty first thoracic vertebra	5
#99	dusty fourth caudal vertebra	4
#303	dusty fourth cervical vertebra	1
#307	dusty fourth lumbar vertebra	1
#77	dusty fourth thoracic vertebra	5
#114	dusty left clavicle	4
#128	dusty left eighth rib	3
#54	dusty left eleventh rib	7
#62	dusty left femur	6
#286	dusty left fibula	1
#77	dusty left first front claw	5
#207	dusty left first rear claw	2
#104	dusty left first rib	4
#53	dusty left fourth front claw	7
#52	dusty left fourth rear claw	7
#104	dusty left fourth rib	4
#141	dusty left humerus	3
#190	dusty left kneecap	2
#85	dusty left ninth rib	5
#142	dusty left radius	3
#294	dusty left scapula	1
#108	dusty left second front claw	4
#61	dusty left second rear claw	6
#137	dusty left second rib	3
#191	dusty left seventh rib	2
#42	dusty left sixth rib	8
#46	dusty left tenth rib	8
#97	dusty left third front claw	4
#144	dusty left third rear claw	3
#61	dusty left third rib	6
#41	dusty left thumb	9
#64	dusty left tibia	6
#153	dusty left twelfth rib	3
#193	dusty left ulna	2
#127	dusty ninth thoracic vertebra	3
#34	dusty right clavicle	9
#61	dusty right eighth rib	7
#139	dusty right eleventh rib	3
#81	dusty right femur	5
#201	dusty right fibula	2
#145	dusty right fifth rib	3
#191	dusty right first front claw	2
#187	dusty right first rear claw	2
#141	dusty right first rib	3
#124	dusty right fourth front claw	3
#134	dusty right fourth rear claw	3
#202	dusty right fourth rib	2
#152	dusty right humerus	3
#109	dusty right kneecap	4
#191	dusty right ninth rib	2
#53	dusty right radius	7
#84	dusty right scapula	5
#182	dusty right second front claw	2
#140	dusty right second rear claw	3
#65	dusty right second rib	6
#105	dusty right seventh rib	4
#138	dusty right sixth rib	3
#137	dusty right tenth rib	3
#64	dusty right third front claw	6
#47	dusty right third rib	7
#150	dusty right thumb	3
#141	dusty right tibia	3
#39	dusty right twelfth rib	9
#88	dusty right ulna	5
#63	dusty sacral vertebrae	6
#98	dusty second caudal vertebra	4
#189	dusty second cervical vertebra	2
#49	dusty second lumbar vertebra	8
#133	dusty second thoracic vertebra	3
#194	dusty seventh caudal vertebra	2
#80	dusty seventh lumbar vertebra	5
#54	dusty seventh thoracic vertebra	7
#78	dusty sixth caudal vertebra	5
#135	dusty sixth cervical vertebra	3
#197	dusty sixth lumbar vertebra	2
#141	dusty sixth thoracic vertebra	3
#76	dusty tenth caudal vertebra	5
#301	dusty tenth thoracic vertebra	1
#292	dusty third cervical vertebra	1
#75	dusty third lumbar vertebra	5
#191	dusty third thoracic vertebra	2
#52	dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra	7
#149	dwarvish magazine	8
#55	dwarvish war helmet	1
#46	dwarvish war kilt	1
#48	dwarvish war mattock	1
#643	easter egg balloon	38
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#477	tiny plastic Gary Claybender	2
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#759	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	5
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#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#955	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	3
#559	tiny plastic Queen Bee	4
#772	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	1
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#238	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	14
#958	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	3
#849	tiny plastic blazing bat	4
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#269	tiny plastic cocoabo	53
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#265	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	52
#386	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	40
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#258	tiny plastic hermit	14
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#318	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	47
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#288	tiny plastic killer bee	50
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#358	tiny plastic pastamancer	11
#336	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	46
#376	tiny plastic sauceror	11
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#344	tiny plastic stab bat	44
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#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
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#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
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#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
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#236	tofurkey gravy	34
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#86	tonic djinn	11
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#37	torquoise ring	1
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#134	unwound clockwork grapefruit	1
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#47	vampire pearl earring	1
#44	vampire pearl necklace	1
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#67	vial of baconstone juice	1
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#53	vial of porquoise juice	2
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#226	voodoo snuff	7
#297	warbear empathy chip	1
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#355	warbear metalworking primer	2
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#474	water wings	1
#65	white hat hacker T-shirt	21
#152	whoopie cushion	175
#205	wind-up chattering teeth	139
#174	wolfman mask	48
#365	wooden axe	1
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#76	world's most unappetizing beverage	1
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#590	wreath of laurels	1
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#82	wriggling tentacle	1
#187	x-ray specs	116
#662	yellow paisley oyster egg	4
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#1328	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#11	yeti fur	52,912
#529	yo-yo	55
#1018	zombie pineal gland	4

Wow, that's 128,753 items total!

what items are this player missing?