Museum :: alfabit

alfabit

Rank	Item	Quantity
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#1438	1-ball	1
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1427	2-ball	1
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1457	3-ball	1
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#934	334 scroll	1
#1474	4-ball	1
#141	4-d camera	1
#441	4-dimensional guitar	1
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#262	64067 scroll	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#50	7-inch discus	1
#2245	8-ball	1
#626	9-ball	1
#89	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	10
#32	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	5
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#87	Abyssal ember	1
#276	Alewife™ Ale	1
#274	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#230	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#224	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#231	Alice's Army Coward	1
#259	Alice's Army Guard	1
#248	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#212	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#227	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#225	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#262	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#255	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#258	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#259	Alice's Army Page	1
#267	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#251	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Wallman	1
#25	Alice's Army booster box	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#1090	Amulet of Yendor	7
#2230	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#2095	Angry Farmer candy	1
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#70	Apathargic Bandersnatch	1
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#1133	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1044	BGE merchandise order form	1
#565	BGE pocket calendar	1
#1447	BGE shotglass	1
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#38	BRICKO python	1
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#76	Bag o' Tricks	1
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#4296	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#1256	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#612	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#291	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#109	Better Than Cuddling Cake	21
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#761	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#181	Black Body™ spray	1
#773	Black No. 2	1
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#521	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#255	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#2384	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#232	Boris's key lime	1
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#924	Boris's ring	1
#1165	Boss Bat bling	2
#2773	Boss Bat britches	1
#1743	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#1012	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#1057	Bulky Buddy Box	2
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#582	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#480	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#508	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#467	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1163	CRIMBCO scrip	35
#1224	CRIMBCOIDS mints	4
#786	CRIMBCOLOAF	5
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#444	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#12	Clan pool table	1
#48	Climate Colada	1
#1732	Cloaca grenade	1
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1153	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#243	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#1869	Codpiece of the Goblin King	2
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#1237	Cold Hots candy	1
#265	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#89	Comma Chameleon egg	1
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1850	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#1483	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#109	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	1
#436	Crimbo candied pecan	25
#472	Crimbo fudge	23
#578	Crimbo peppermint bark	17
#754	Crimbo pie	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#594	Crimboween memo	18
#3212	Crimbuck	1
#51	Crown of Thrones	1
#4250	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#209	Daffy Taffy	159
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#314	Deactivated O. A. F.	2
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#454	Disco Banjo	1
#313	Divine	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#427	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#189	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#1496	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#2740	Drowsy Sword	1
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#2053	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#1785	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#29	El Vibrato Megadrone	1
#99	El Vibrato drone	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#374	El Vibrato power sphere	2
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#160	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#291	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#257	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#231	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#197	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#323	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
#298	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#283	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#26	El Vibrato trapezoid	1
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#498	Elfin shortbread	1
#470	Elmley shades	1
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#170	Elvish delight	1
#72	Elvish sunglasses	1
#1165	Ent cider	1
#206	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
#119	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#1008	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#296	Feynman gate	38
#513	Frat Army FGF	1
🥇	French slippers	1
#214	Frogade	1
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#84	Frosty's arm	1
#213	Frosty's carrot	1
#697	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#462	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#1600	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#186	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#595	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#678	Gnollish toolbox	1
#69	Gnomish toolbox	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#102	Good 'n' Slimy	1
#1011	Goodfella contract	1
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#34	Great Ball of Frozen Fire	2
#52	Greatest American Pants	1
#1440	Green Clover of Justice	1
#44	Grimacite Bock	1
#85	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	1
#343	Gummi-DNA	1
#755	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#57	Hanukkimbo dreidl	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#131	Hatorade	1
#248	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#154	Hell broth	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#669	Hodgman's blanket	1
#119	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#133	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#145	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#55	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#679	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#1867	Imp Ale	1
#257	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	3
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#1207	Instant Karma	1
#1674	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#1195	Jack-in-the-box	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#34	Jawmaster 2000™	1
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#60	Juju Mojo Mask	1
#1016	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#38	Junior Adventurer's kit	1
#6	Junior Adventurer's merit badge	1
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#211	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
#991	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#996	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#183	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#1207	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#1007	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#997	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#164	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#1090	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#629	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#1046	Knob Goblin pants	1
#741	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#315	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#826	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#746	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#941	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#163	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#1117	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#148	Knob jelly donut	1
#172	Knob lo mein	1
#822	Knob mushroom	1
#238	Knob nuts	1
#343	Knob pasty	1
#646	Knob sausage	1
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#193	Knob stroganoff	1
#352	Knob stuffed shells	1
#132	Knoll lo mein	1
#1016	Knoll mushroom	1
#491	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#122	LED block	11
🥇	LWA ring	1
#815	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	1
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#778	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#92	Libram of BRICKOs	1
#145	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	1
#82	Libram of Divine Favors	1
#112	Libram of Love Songs	1
#25	Loathing Legion knife	2
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#3899	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#970	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#172	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	354
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#954	M-242	3
#216	MSG	1
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#1758	Mad Train wine	1
#308	Mae West	1
#261	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#373	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	23
#401	Manetwich	1
#258	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#287	Marquis de Poivre soda	12
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#75	Mayflower bouquet	1
#530	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1
#403	Meat detector	1
#131	Meat maid	1
#148	Meat maid body	1
#703	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1
#1110	Meleegra™ pills	1
#116	Mer-kin breastplate	1
#103	Mer-kin digpick	1
#183	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
#173	Mer-kin foodbucket	1
#175	Mer-kin healscroll	1
#141	Mer-kin hidepaint	1
#185	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#105	Mer-kin pinkslip	1
#182	Mer-kin prayerbeads	1
#112	Mer-kin pressureglobe	1
#108	Mer-kin roundshield	1
#132	Mer-kin sneakmask	1
#192	Mer-kin takebag	1
#163	Mer-kin thingpouch	1
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#1140	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#2244	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#988	Mohawk wig	1
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#591	Monstar energy beverage	1
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#93	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	1
#1001	Mountain Stream soda	1
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#34	Ms. Accessory	1
#71	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#158	ND	1
#374	NG	1
#283	Nardz energy beverage	1
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#287	Neuromancer	1
#128	New Cloaca-Cola	1
#528	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#1574	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#85	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#742	Now and Earlier	1
#509	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#625	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#186	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#1269	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#844	Orcish baseball cap	1
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#612	PADL Phone	1
#29	PVC staff	1
#237	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	1
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#886	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#780	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#4	Radio KoL Flashlight	1
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#168	Rainbow's Gravity	1
#942	Ram's Face Lager	1
#143	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#766	Red Rover BB gun	1
#422	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#1464	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#2658	Rock Pops	1
#646	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#204	Roo trading card	1
#142	S.A.V.E. flyer	1
#88	S.T.L.T.	1
#963	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#6	STYX deodorant body spray	1
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#2541	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#23	Schmalz's First Prize Beer	2
#134	Schrödinger's thermos	200
#129	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	1
#1319	Senior Mints	1
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#211	Serenity trading card	1
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#24	Single Alice's Army Foil	1
#618	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#212	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#67	Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	1
#138	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	1
#1109	Spam Witch sammich	1
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#922	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
#478	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
#1452	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	1
#62	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
#94	Staff of the Black Kettle	1
#27	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
#27	Staff of the Grease Trap	1
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#66	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#77	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
#49	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#61	Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	1
#644	Steal This Candy	1
#669	Sugar Cog	1
#945	Summer Nights	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#736	Supernova Champagne	1
#506	Swabbie™ swab	1
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#669	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	3
#1954	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1
#304	The Art of Slapfighting	3
#402	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	3
#136	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#853	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#285	The Joy of Wassailing	12
#44	The Legendary Beat	1
#1038	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
#101	The Ring	1
#96	The Six-Pack of Pain	1
#208	The Snake trading card	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#216	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#563	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	1
#109	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	1
#935	Travels with Jerry	1
#69	Travoltan trousers	1
#1307	Trollhouse cookies	1
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#756	Typical Tavern swill	1
#850	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	2
🥇	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	1
#59	Uncle Hobo's highest bough	1
#710	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	1
#363	Uncle Romulus	3
🥈	Underworld acorn	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#71	Unspeakable Earring	1
#250	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#47	V for Vivala mask	1
#2405	Valentine	1
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#237	WA	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#1105	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#477	White Citadel burger	1
#430	White Citadel fries	1
#106	White Hyborian	1
#1954	Wint-O-Fresh mint	1
#228	Woldo trading card	1
#472	Wolfman Nardz	1
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#134	X-37 gun	1
#349	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#279	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	1
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#2955	Yummy Tummy bean	1
#615	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#1170	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#163	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	13
#365	a butt tuba	1
#48	a cute angel	1
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#335	abandoned candy	1
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#503	accidental cider	1
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#821	adder bladder	1
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#137	aerated diving helmet	1
#361	agua de vida	1
#91	albatross necklace	1
#706	all-purpose cleaner	1
#129	all-purpose flower	1
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#622	alphabet gum	1
#127	amber aviator shades	1
#1432	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
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#235	tiny plastic turtle tamer	16
#1771	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	4
#1705	tiny plastic warwelf	4
#1045	tiny plastic whitesnake	7
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#19	unemployed hunchbacked minion	1
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#8	uniclops egg	1
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#110	union scalemail pants	1
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#609	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	1
#107	unrolling pin	1
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#1239	unstable laser battery	41
#328	unstable quark	1
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#457	upsy daisy	1
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#669	vanilla-frosted king cake	1
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#567	witty rapier	1
#69	wizard action figure	1
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#1245	wolf mask	1
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#1042	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
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#82	wriggling tentacle	1
#462	wumpus hair	1
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#1736	yeti fur	1
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#606	yohohoyo	1
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#201	yummy death watch beetle	1
#51	zen motorcycle	1
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#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 13,009 items total!

what items are this player missing?