Museum :: Jill

Jill_Bob

Rank	Item	Quantity
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#660	Ancient Saucehelm	4
#118	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	11
#70	Apathargic Bandersnatch	1
#1229	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#787	Asleep in the Cemetery	2
#312	BGE merchandise order form	13
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#76	Bag o' Tricks	1
#126	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	4
#300	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	34
#128	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	16
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#388	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	3
#211	Bit O' Ectoplasm	11
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#521	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#1014	Bonerdagon necklace	9
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#527	Boss Bat bling	6
#502	Boss Bat britches	29
#1743	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#830	Bulky Buddy Box	3
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#582	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#508	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#475	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#43	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	2
#7	Clan pool table	2
#8	Clan shower	1
#438	Cloaca grenade	37
#496	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	7
#348	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	7
#354	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	2
#381	Codpiece of the Goblin King	20
#401	Colander of Em-er'il	6
#436	Cold Hots candy	11
#89	Comma Chameleon egg	1
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#626	Corpse Island iced tea	8
#1214	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	2
#109	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	1
#96	Crimbo stocking	1
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#383	Crimboween memo	25
#594	Crown of the Goblin King	42
#724	Daffy Taffy	38
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#149	Deactivated O. A. F.	5
#858	Disco 'Fro Pick	4
#102	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	3
#313	Divine	1
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#90	Dolphin King's crown	43
#77	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	42
#794	Drowsy Sword	20
#301	Dyspepsi grenade	46
#312	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	10
#673	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	2
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#808	El Sombrero De Lopez	3
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#949	Elder Turtle Shell	3
#498	Elfin shortbread	1
#65	Everlasting Deckswabber	11
#449	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	13
#89	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	1
🥇	French slippers	1
#84	Frosty's arm	1
#213	Frosty's carrot	1
#527	Frosty's frosty mug	2
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#1026	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	2
#108	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	4
#121	Goodfella contract	431
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#34	Great Ball of Frozen Fire	2
#1440	Green Clover of Justice	1
#245	Gummi-Gnauga	11
#249	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	5
#1147	Heimandatz's heart	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#1288	Iron Beta of Industry	2
#1035	Jack-in-the-box	2
#880	Jocko Homo's head	2
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
🥇	KoL Con 3-D Glasses	1
🥈	LARP membership card	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#815	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	1
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#778	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#145	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	1
#47	Loathing Legion knife	1
#1306	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	18
#566	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	13
#44	March hat	1
#119	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	3
#61	McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	1
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#764	Mob Penguin cellular phone	20
#164	Mr. Accessory	1
#223	Mr. Mediocrebar	248
🥈	Mr. Shirt	1
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#388	Newbiesport™ tent	3
#1574	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#202	Now and Earlier	23
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#186	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#1269	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#724	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	10
#314	Pink Heart of Spirit	3
#40	PlexiPips	11
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#5	Radio Free Baseball Cap	1
#5	Radio Free Foil	1
🥉	Radio Free Pants	1
#10	Radio KoL Antenna Ball	1
#8	Radio KoL Bottle Opener	1
#4	Radio KoL Flashlight	1
#7	Radio KoL Patch	1
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#63	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	19
#523	Rock Pops	101
#1074	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#336	Scalp of Gorgolok	8
#24	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	3
#436	Senior Mints	11
#67	Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	1
#138	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	1
#352	Spam Witch sammich	100
#1452	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	1
#191	Steal This Candy	11
#220	Sugar Cog	11
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#592	Tales from the Fireside	2
#256	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	5
#457	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	5
#788	The Joy of Wassailing	2
#702	The Mariachi's guitar case	2
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#778	Thwaitgold bee statuette	3
#1946	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	1
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#1295	Time Juice	1
#109	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	1
#935	Travels with Jerry	1
#69	Travoltan trousers	1
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#291	Typical Tavern swill	15
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
🥇	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	1
#10	Unionize The Elves sign	2
#250	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#60	Wax Flask	11
#802	Wint-O-Fresh mint	11
#732	Yakisoba's hat	2
#1149	Yellow Moon of Compassion	2
#139	Yeti Protest Sign	1
#228	Yummy Tummy bean	950
#615	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#1170	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#91	abandoned candy	22
#100	aerated diving helmet	2
#157	alphabet gum	11
#1652	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	4
#57	anniversary balloon	33
#851	anniversary gift box	5
#538	arrow'd heart balloon	1
#451	aspirin	2
#82	astral badger	1
#585	astronaut pants	13
#121	atomic vector plotter	42
#352	baconstone bracelet	1
#185	baconstone earring	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#132	bad penguin egg	1
#808	badass belt	65
#1238	bag of airline peanuts	11
#268	ball	24
#247	ball-in-a-cup	1
#999	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#421	battered Crimbo Crate	26
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#232	beholed bedsheet	4
#1064	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#9	birthday candle	1
#93	birthday party jellybean cheesecake	1
#139	black kettle drum	9
#56	black lotus	3
#115	blended frozen swill	2
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#774	blood flower	7
#253	blue plastic baby	1
#610	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
#308	blueberry-frosted king cake	4
#621	borg sock monkey	2
#677	bottle of Blank-Out	5
#146	bottle of Pinot Renoir	11
#2996	bottle of goofballs	5
#1073	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
#426	bottle of tequila	50
#95	bottled green pixie	1
#142	bow staff	1
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#185	box of sunshine	2,278
#126	broken cellular phone	54
#1272	buckyball	2
#611	bunch of bananas	4
#336	bungle in the jungle	2
#840	can of Red Minotaur	2
#545	can of fake snow	1
#2396	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	2
#279	candied kobold	11
#2359	candied yams	2
#307	candy brain	11
#585	candy cane	62
#3108	candy stake	2
#224	canteen of wine	104
#1343	capacitor relay	4
#1389	carbon nanotube frame	4
#1270	chaos butterfly	12
#401	cheap elven gloves	11
#236	cheap plastic bottle opener	25
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#247	chintzy accordion pin	2
#545	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#322	chintzy saucepan earring	2
#576	chintzy seal pendant	1
#346	chintzy turtle brooch	2
#84	chocolate pasta spoon	11
#45	chocolate-covered caviar	11
#252	chunk of depleted Grimacite	42
#102	clockwork hat	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#1980	club necklace	3
#176	coconut bikini top	1
#1182	coconut shell	2
#597	coffin lid	1
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#26	comfy blanket	1
#593	computronic processing unit	4
#91	container of Spooky Putty	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#200	cool mushroom wine	1
#1822	corpse on the beach	1
#597	corpsedriver	8
#1027	corpsetini	4
#36	cursed breeches	1
#64	cursed cutlass	1
#42	cursed eyepatch	1
#593	cyborg doll	2
#379	cyborg stompin' boot	5
#404	daisy	5
#65	das boot	2
#1292	dead guy's watch	1
#427	deadly lampshade	2
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#344	defective skull	70
#906	delicious salad	22
#240	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	2
#516	depleted uranium seal figurine	1
#1151	designer handbag	1
#154	detective skull	1
#1364	diamond necklace	5
#1019	dill	20
#292	disembodied smile	1
#128	disintegrating quill pen	99
#240	disintegrating sheet music	15
#153	doll house	39
#562	dollhive	13
#395	double daisy	1
#171	double-ice cap	1
#223	drywall axe	62
#58	dubious peppermint	11
#103	duck-on-a-string	19
#127	duct tape dockers	1
#92	duct tape fedora	1
#346	dusty Crimbo crate	32
#156	dwarf bread	34
#55	dwarvish war helmet	1
#46	dwarvish war kilt	1
#48	dwarvish war mattock	1
#392	easter egg balloon	55
#763	eggnog	22
#193	elven limbos gingerbread	64
#196	elven moonshine	58
#417	elven socks	11
#36	elven whittling knife	3
#871	empty blowgun	1
#656	enchanted leopard-print barbell	10
#29	ennui-flavored potato chips	1,525
#839	evil teddy bear	13
#89	extra-spicy bloody mary	100
#1016	eye of newt	1
#591	facsimile dictionary	16
#79	fairy-worn boots	1
#291	false eyelashes	1
#1070	fancy but probably evil chocolate	6
#377	fancy canapés	1
#1830	fancy chocolate	2
#790	fancy dress ball	13
#354	festive holiday hat	12
#15	fez of etymology	32
#324	filthy hippy poncho	1
#16	filthy knitted dread sack	742
#429	fire	13
#692	[2426]fire flower	1
#886	flaming mushroom	1
#321	flaming mushroom wine	1
#527	flange	2
#838	flashing novelty button	2
#168	flat mushroom wine	1
#76	floaty stone sphere	1
#275	flower petal pie	1
#161	foie gras	11
#793	foolscap fool's cap	1
#169	foon	2
#428	frilly shirt	1
#68	frostbite-flavored Hob-O	11
#827	frozen mushroom	1
#731	frozen nunchaku	1
#172	fruitcake	128
#69	fruitfilm	11
#67	fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	11
#3220	fuzzy dice	2
#695	gearbox necklace	1
#1177	ghost cucumber	19
#390	giant discarded bottlecap	13
#302	giant discarded plastic fork	32
#229	giant discarded torn-up glove	20
#239	giant glass of brandy	2
#288	giant pinky ring	56
#78	giant stuffed bugbear	1
#448	gingerbread bugbear	53
#1323	gingerbread horror	5
#938	gingerbread mutant bugbear	5
#365	gloomy mushroom wine	1
#224	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#211	golden plastic oyster egg	1
#692	golden ring	40
#130	goth kid t-shirt	46
#223	grass blade	1
#194	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#509	gray bow tie	13
#516	green balloon	3
#1416	green beer	4
#88	green candygram	8
🥈	green traffic cone	1
#594	green-frosted astral cupcake	1
#973	grouchy restless spirit	1
#416	grue egg	62
#984	guy made of bee pollen	1
#907	gyroscope	2
#150	haiku katana	1
#320	half-orchid	3
#215	hamethyst bracelet	1
#198	hamethyst earring	1
#328	hamethyst necklace	1
#263	hamethyst ring	1
#190	handful of Laughing Willow bark	1
#1787	handful of confetti	20
#236	handmade hobby horse	1
#571	harem girl t-shirt	1
#3382	heart necklace	1
#698	heart of the volcano	9
#235	heart-shaped balloon	58
#1743	herbal stuffing	3
#241	hippy herbal tea	2
#5	hobo monkey	1
#186	homeopathic healing powder	1
#358	hot pink lipstick	1
#243	hot plate	4
#606	huge spoon	1
#587	hyperbolic plasma focuser	4
#219	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	1,100
#1602	ice-cold Willer	1
#163	ice-cold six-pack	100
#275	icy mushroom wine	1
#214	immense cyborg hand	11
#341	imp unity ring	3
#229	incredibly creepy marionette	13
#11	infant sandworm	3
#109	inkwell	98
#101	invisible bag	8
#607	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	4
#741	iron pasta spoon	5
#977	irradiated candy cane	5
#162	jar of swamp gas	455
#1583	jazz soap	3
#85	jewel-eyed wizard hat	1
#309	kickback cookbook	2
#200	killer rag doll	13
#294	killing feather	72
#226	kite	34
#944	kneecapping stick	9
#146	knob mushroom wine	1
#156	knoll mushroom wine	1
#296	knuckle sandwich	84
#737	laser-broiled pear	12
#70	lavender candygram	10
#381	lesser grodulated violet	2
#202	library card	2
#40	little box of fireworks	2
#261	loaded serum blowgun	15
#590	long-stemmed rose	1
#456	longhaired hippy wig	1
#570	lovecat tail	1
#218	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	1
🥈	lucky Tam O'Shatner	1
#1976	lucky rabbit's foot	1
#48	lumbering jack	12
#1423	macaroni duck	1
#234	mad scientist's sock monkey	13
#553	mafia aria	38
#247	makeshift cape	1
#171	makeshift skirt	1
#181	makeshift turban	1
#836	maple syrup	1
#67	marionette	16
#334	marionette collective	2
#635	marzipan skull	11
#145	miniature antlers	1
#120	miniature coffin	1
#487	miniature stuffed Goth Giant	1
#1764	monomolecular yo-yo	2
#500	mugcake	2
#291	munchies pill	1
#1341	mylar scout drone	2
#73	mysterious chest	1
#240	mysterious silver lapel pin	6
#965	nanite-infested candy cane	11
#1415	nanite-infested eggnog	4
#1396	nanite-infested fruitcake	4
#2715	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	2
#35	naughty origami kit	2
#628	ninja mop	1
#908	obsidian dagger	19
#289	ocean motion	5
#278	oily mushroom wine	1
#1515	old sweatpants	11
#2042	oozenog	2
#358	orange and black Crimboween candy	11
#98	orange candygram	10
#368	orange glowstick	6
#555	orange-frosted astral cupcake	1
#865	oriole-feather headdress	1
#53	outrageous sombrero	5
#885	oversized fish scaler	6
#133	packet of mayfly bait	1
#496	pail	22
#68	pants of the Slug Lord	45
#515	papaya	21
#363	parasitic claw	1
#228	parasitic headgnawer	1
#234	parasitic strangleworm	1
#190	parasitic tentacles	1
#82	pat-a-cake pendant	14
#445	patent leather shoes	15
#479	penguin thesaurus	15
#403	personalized birthday cake	4
#678	pet rock	11
#495	petrified time	1
#747	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	1
#77	piece of after eight	11
#1207	piece of wedding cake	1
#168	pile of loose snow	1
#158	pink candygram	3
#688	pink glowstick	3
#410	pink pony	3
#524	pink-frosted astral cupcake	1
#681	pirate shirt	1
#158	pixellated candy heart	107
#636	plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#249	plastic passion fruit	7
#95	plastic pumpkin bucket	1
#329	plexiglass pikestaff	1
#196	pointy mushroom wine	1
#359	polka-dot bow tie	1
#654	polyalloy shield	6
#229	pork elf goodies sack	34
#273	porquoise bracelet	1
#186	porquoise eyebrow ring	1
#294	porquoise necklace	1
#251	porquoise ring	1
#420	possessed top	13
#558	potted cactus	2
#290	prehistoric spear	13
#346	pretty bouquet	5
#1382	pretty flower	7
#419	procrastination potion	100
#77	projectile icemaker	1
#128	psycho sweater	3
#538	pulsing flesh	7
#350	purple glowstick	4
#646	purple-frosted astral cupcake	1
#600	quantum polarity inducer	4
#134	questionable taco	4
#17	radio button candy	50
#42	rag doll	37
#22	rainbow tie	7
#100	raspberry beret	1
#594	razor-tipped yo-yo	13
#572	really dense meat stack	11
#566	recursive spline reticulator	4
#615	reverse-oscillating klystron	4
#1298	rib of the Bonerdagon	1
#128	ribbon candy	11
#553	right half of a heart necklace	1
#587	rigid carapace	8
#368	ring of adornment	1
#341	ring of gain strength	1
#180	ring of half-assed regeneration	18
#968	roasted marshmallow	11
#439	roboduck-on-a-string	3
#336	rogue swarmer	84
#85	roll of Hob-Os	22
#2275	roll of toilet paper	1
#10	rose-colored glasses	1
#558	rubber axe	1
#1230	rubber emo roe	13
#1020	rusty chain necklace	1
#156	safety vest	1
#190	salinated mint julep	1
#135	salty dog	500
#748	sandwich of the gods	10
#360	sawblade fragment	79
#477	sawblade shield	5
#538	scroll of pasta summoning	20
#38	secret from the future	5
#23	sequined fez	7
#618	servomechanical torsion facilitator	4
#210	set of jacks	1
#422	severed rocking horse head	1
#40	shiny butcherknife	35
#396	shiny ring	65
#199	shot of nepenthe schnapps	2
#14	siesta-ing Casagnova gnome	1
#99	silver shrimp fork	21
#184	sleeping snowy owl	21
#13	small Crimbo Pressie	1
#216	smiling rat	1
#79	sock monkey	27
#1316	solid gold bowling ball	8
#3320	spade necklace	1
#302	spark plug earring	3
#444	spectral pickle	26
#1367	spectre scepter	20
#114	spooky bicycle chain	17
#144	spooky cosmetics bag	14
#1487	spooky eggnog	4
#207	spooky eyeliner	11
#217	spooky lipstick	11
#234	spooky mushroom wine	1
#1154	spooky shrunken head	1
#500	spork	2
#13	squamous polyp	3
#569	stainless steel scarf	6
#534	stainless steel shillelagh	8
#706	stainless steel skullcap	5
#456	stainless steel slacks	8
#507	stainless steel solitaire	6
#1105	stainless steel suspenders	3
#288	star shirt	1
#179	stick of "gum"	11
#821	stinky mushroom	1
#250	stinky mushroom wine	1
#170	stone of eXtreme power	69
#147	strange shiny disc	42
#66	strawberry-flavored Hob-O	11
#1333	stray chihuahua	1
#599	string of Crimbo lights	1
#337	string of blue beads	33
#467	string of green beads	25
#245	string of red beads	41
#2386	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	7
#1306	stuffed Cheshire bitten	38
#1928	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	26
#451	stuffed alien blob	14
#1151	stuffed angry cow	44
#1285	stuffed astral badger	40
#1489	stuffed baby gravy fairy	35
#907	stuffed can of asparagus	2
#1377	stuffed cocoabo	36
#905	stuffed dodecapede	2
#442	stuffed doppelshifter	31
#1273	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	40
#1406	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	37
#2498	stuffed gray blob	2
#1478	stuffed mind flayer	35
#2507	stuffed mink	5
#592	stuffed ninja snowman	8
#1376	stuffed scary death orb	38
#2373	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	21
#1521	stuffed snowy owl	33
#1498	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	35
#1135	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	44
#2469	stuffed teddy butler	6
#1905	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	27
#768	sturdy Crimbo crate	16
🥇	styrofoam peanuts	1
#571	sub-molecular interocitor	4
#238	sugar-coated pine cone	11
#576	support cummerbund	10
#593	supportive bra	1
#58	suspicious stocking	1
#47	sword behind inappropriate prepositions	11
#175	synthetic stuffing	86
#970	tattered paper crown	1
#100	tattered scrap of paper	91
#257	teddy bear	27
#1592	teddy borg	2
#286	terrible poem	2
#360	thermos of brew	1
#851	thin black candle	60
#509	three-tiered wedding cake	1
#295	throbbing rage gland	1
🥇	time sleigh	1
#448	tin cup of mulligan stew	2
#241	tin magnolia	16
#58	tin star	5
#804	tiny house	100
#1094	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	7
#854	tiny plastic Axe Wound	9
#321	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	13
#566	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	8
#283	tiny plastic Black Knight	22
#1191	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	4
#437	tiny plastic Boss Bat	10
#1186	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	15
#2040	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	4
#2306	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	3
#2898	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#1148	tiny plastic Felonia	4
#1251	tiny plastic G Imp	6
#535	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	13
#731	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	10
#735	tiny plastic Hellion	10
#663	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	11
#739	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	6
#418	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	16
#365	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	18
#514	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	14
#731	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	10
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#420	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	16
#461	tiny plastic Protagonist	15
#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#593	tiny plastic Spam Witch	12
#294	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	22
#681	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	7
#1190	tiny plastic The Man	4
#667	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	11
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#548	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	13
#700	tiny plastic accordion thief	7
#1733	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#613	tiny plastic angry bugbear	12
#992	tiny plastic angry goat	18
#368	tiny plastic anime smiley	18
#507	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	14
#400	tiny plastic astronomer	17
#692	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	25
#571	tiny plastic barrrnacle	29
#581	tiny plastic beanbat	12
#648	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	7
#496	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	32
#595	tiny plastic blooper	12
#819	tiny plastic brainsweeper	9
#273	tiny plastic briefcase bat	22
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#1382	tiny plastic cocoabo	13
#985	tiny plastic coffee pixie	18
#1502	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	3
#402	tiny plastic cubist bull	17
#924	tiny plastic demoninja	8
#1363	tiny plastic disco bandit	4
#406	tiny plastic drunk goat	17
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#609	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	12
#540	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	13
#501	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	14
#536	tiny plastic fruit golem	13
#1406	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	13
#986	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	18
#875	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	20
#638	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	11
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#605	tiny plastic goth giant	12
#712	tiny plastic grue	24
#530	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	13
#366	tiny plastic hermit	11
#862	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	21
#856	tiny plastic killer bee	20
#539	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	13
#899	tiny plastic leprechaun	20
#797	tiny plastic levitating potato	22
#1238	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	6
#990	tiny plastic mosquito	18
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#536	tiny plastic ninja snowman	14
#564	tiny plastic pastamancer	8
#901	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	19
#435	tiny plastic sauceror	10
#446	tiny plastic scary clown	16
#2610	tiny plastic seal clubber	2
#577	tiny plastic senile lihc	12
#1559	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#608	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	12
#647	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	11
#674	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	25
#664	tiny plastic spooky vampire	11
#893	tiny plastic stab bat	20
#1194	tiny plastic star starfish	15
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#1917	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	4
#405	tiny plastic taco cat	17
#575	tiny plastic topiary golem	12
#1087	tiny plastic turtle tamer	5
#472	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	15
#300	tiny plastic warwelf	21
#436	tiny plastic whitesnake	16
#590	tiny plastic zmobie	12
#122	titanium assault umbrella	101
#1389	toast	303
#2808	tofurkey gravy	1
#2814	tofurkey leg	1
#1865	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#149	toothbrush	11
#707	toothsome rock	13
#403	top	11
#415	tortoise's blessing	4
#302	towel	37
#647	toy crazy train	13
#477	toy deathbot	2
#229	toy hoverpad	98
#574	toy jet pack	13
#546	toy maglev monorail	2
#496	toy mercenary	13
#642	toy ray gun	13
#87	toy soldier	17
#595	toy space helmet	13
#97	toy train	16
#1336	toy wheel	4
#478	tree skirt	1
#934	tree-eating kite	26
#1038	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#599	tropical paperweight	1
#125	tropical swill	1
#247	tulip	2
#625	twitching claw	8
#19	unemployed hunchbacked minion	1
#8	uniclops egg	1
#1385	unstable DNA	20
#410	unstable laser battery	68
#1544	unusual disco ball	1
#391	upsy daisy	2
#728	urinal cake	1
#678	vampire duck-on-a-string	13
#58	velvet choker	1
#335	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	29
#321	vial of patchouli oil	1
#443	vibrating cyborg knife	11
#1160	vinegar	12
#673	vitachoconutriment capsule	7
#271	wheel	13
#903	white balloon	1
#119	white candygram	5
#802	white picket fence	1
#390	witch hat	2
#69	wizard action figure	1
#554	worn tophat	1
#467	woven baling wire bracelets	2
#1042	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#79	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#1454	x-ray specs	1
#131	yellow candygram	9
#38	yellow traffic cone	1
#665	yo	13
#231	yo-yo	133
#124	yuletide troll chrysalis	1
#203	zombie pineal gland	21

Wow, that's 17,406 items total!

what items are this player missing?