| #101 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 2 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #831 | Bulky Buddy Box | 3 |
| #187 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 3 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #250 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 2 |
| #1553 | CRIMBCO mug | 3 |
| #1126 | CRIMBCO wine | 5 |
| #2126 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 2 |
| #533 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 6 |
| #575 | Crimbo candied pecan | 17 |
| #653 | Crimbo fudge | 14 |
| #594 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 16 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #351 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 2 |
| #62 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 2 |
| #47 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 2 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #444 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 1 |
| #625 | Go-Wassail | 20 |
| #25 | Loathing Legion knife | 2 |
| #135 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #587 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 4 |
| #788 | The Joy of Wassailing | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #119 | Tome of Clip Art | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #898 | ball | 6 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #737 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #1678 | candy cane | 17 |
| #1563 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #342 | candy knuckles | 6 |
| #1541 | canteen of wine | 3 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #564 | cookie cookie | 1 |
| #287 | cyborg stompin' boot | 6 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1201 | elven limbos gingerbread | 6 |
| #650 | elven cellocello | 27 |
| #1193 | elven moonshine | 4 |
| #970 | elven socks | 3 |
| #609 | elven suicide capsule | 27 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #1590 | fancy dress ball | 4 |
| #309 | gingerbread house | 2 |
| #938 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #732 | gyroscope | 3 |
| #479 | herringcello | 30 |
| #813 | iGoogly | 15 |
| #595 | immense cyborg hand | 7 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #316 | java cookie | 3 |
| #1861 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #1041 | killing feather | 41 |
| #1297 | knuckle sandwich | 4 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #627 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #1416 | logic synthesizer | 3 |
| #1038 | nanite-infested candy cane | 10 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #2619 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #518 | nanofiber cloth | 10 |
| #489 | night-vision goggles | 4 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1617 | oozenog | 3 |
| #886 | oversized fish scaler | 6 |
| #1222 | penguin focaccia bread | 15 |
| #88 | peppermint tailings | 375 |
| #55 | perl necklace | 6 |
| #613 | petit 4.1 | 2 |
| #85 | petit fortran | 6 |
| #368 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #333 | pocketwatch on a chain | 8 |
| #861 | polyalloy shield | 5 |
| #1404 | possessed top | 3 |
| #976 | rogue swarmer | 53 |
| #232 | ruby on canes | 3 |
| #855 | sawblade fragment | 53 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #331 | string of Crimbo lights | 2 |
| #1712 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 29 |
| #2311 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 21 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #2621 | stuffed angry cow | 18 |
| #2160 | stuffed astral badger | 23 |
| #1693 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 31 |
| #1609 | stuffed cocoabo | 31 |
| #1821 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 28 |
| #2035 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 25 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1686 | stuffed hand turkey | 31 |
| #2136 | stuffed mind flayer | 24 |
| #1676 | stuffed scary death orb | 31 |
| #987 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 21 |
| #2111 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 24 |
| #1987 | stuffed snowy owl | 25 |
| #2090 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 24 |
| #1297 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 6 |
| #2336 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 21 |
| #2679 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 18 |
| #116 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 162 |
| #430 | synthetic stuffing | 17 |
| #1375 | teddy borg | 3 |
| #497 | theoretical string | 27 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1798 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 4 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #1509 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #3983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #153 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 6 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2117 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #2755 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #334 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
| #3290 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #257 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 4 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2181 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #2518 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 7 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #3970 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #81 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 10 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #3296 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 6 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #318 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 3 |
| #2290 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #542 | top | 9 |
| #24 | toy Crimbot mega face | 2 |
| #24 | toy Crimbot power glove | 2 |
| #21 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 2 |
| #21 | toy Crimbot super fist | 2 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #724 | toy hoverpad | 14 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #748 | unstable laser battery | 53 |
| #1063 | vibrating cyborg knife | 7 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #293 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 1 |
| #308 | warbear drone assembler | 1 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #436 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
| #298 | warbear soda machine assembler | 1 |