| #4 | Crimbuck | 32,691 |
| #1257 | Drowsy Sword | 9 |
| #73 | Elvish sunglasses | 1 |
| #35 | GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card | 1 |
| #56 | Greatest American Pants | 1 |
| #94 | Libram of BRICKOs | 1 |
| #49 | Loathing Legion knife | 1 |
| #143 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 426 |
| #6 | Mae West | 695 |
| #7 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 3,670 |
| #170 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #64 | Schmalz's First Prize Beer | 1 |
| #522 | Schrödinger's thermos | 20 |
| #69 | Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire | 1 |
| #175 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 11 |
| #18 | a cute angel | 2 |
| #10 | airplane charter: Conspiracy Island | 1 |
| #38 | airplane charter: Spring Break Beach | 1 |
| #8 | begpwnia | 1,817 |
| #313 | beholed bedsheet | 3 |
| #141 | black-and-blue light | 434 |
| #155 | blue plasma ball | 421 |
| 🥈 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 6,210 |
| #7 | bottle of whiskey | 68,451 |
| #34 | can of spinach | 55 |
| #4 | cement sandals | 862 |
| #150 | cheap studded belt | 405 |
| #46 | divine blowout | 1,203 |
| #47 | divine can of silly string | 1,261 |
| #44 | divine champagne flute | 535 |
| #27 | divine champagne popper | 560 |
| #30 | divine cracker | 584 |
| #48 | divine noisemaker | 1,275 |
| #38 | dry noodles | 5,869 |
| #83 | fairy-worn boots | 1 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #30 | fist turkey outline | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #148 | flavored foot massage oil | 392 |
| #77 | floaty stone sphere | 1 |
| #133 | foam dart | 426 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #39 | giant needle | 3,474 |
| #12 | goat beard | 3,848 |
| #4 | goat cheese | 200,743 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #33 | green candy heart | 1,288 |
| #7 | half-orchid | 1,715 |
| #13 | hibernating robot reindeer | 2 |
| #74 | infant sandworm | 1 |
| #120 | invisible bag | 7 |
| #836 | killing feather | 47 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #33 | lavender candy heart | 1,231 |
| #15 | lesser grodulated violet | 1,740 |
| #110 | love song of disturbing obsession | 93 |
| #108 | love song of icy revenge | 84 |
| #111 | love song of naughty innuendo | 107 |
| #119 | love song of smoldering passion | 87 |
| #118 | love song of sugary cuteness | 79 |
| #129 | love song of vague ambiguity | 71 |
| #2527 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #1397 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #1518 | obsidian dagger | 9 |
| #53 | orange candy heart | 1,229 |
| #38 | organ grinder | 1 |
| #103 | personal massager | 371 |
| #169 | personalized coffee mug | 434 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #40 | pink candy heart | 1,233 |
| #1110 | polyalloy shield | 4 |
| #458 | quantum taco | 20 |
| #11 | rave whistle | 2,737 |
| #1075 | really dense meat stack | 4 |
| #1026 | robotronic egg | 26 |
| #1154 | rogue swarmer | 48 |
| #28 | sabre teeth | 1,789 |
| #994 | sawblade fragment | 49 |
| #41 | scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker | 914 |
| #60 | scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker | 938 |
| #68 | scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker | 938 |
| #58 | scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker | 905 |
| #39 | scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker | 905 |
| #56 | scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker | 928 |
| #1829 | solid gold bowling ball | 4 |
| #131 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 446 |
| #23 | still grill | 1 |
| #70 | stinky cheese ball | 1 |
| #9 | sugar chapeau | 130 |
| 🥉 | super salad | 943 |
| #59 | suspicious stocking | 1 |
| #361 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #10 | tin magnolia | 1,816 |
| #153 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 4 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1239 | unstable laser battery | 41 |
| #17 | upsy daisy | 1,772 |
| #1489 | vibrating cyborg knife | 5 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #47 | white candy heart | 1,231 |
| #388 | witch hat | 2 |
| #10 | yellow brick road | 474 |
| #65 | yellow candy heart | 1,201 |