| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #877 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #534 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
| #786 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #864 | BGE merchandise order form | 2 |
| #363 | BGE pocket calendar | 2 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #436 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 3 |
| #530 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #308 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #340 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 31 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1679 | Bonerdagon necklace | 3 |
| #981 | Boss Bat britches | 13 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1394 | CRIMBCO mug | 4 |
| #2317 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1 |
| #1268 | CRIMBCO wine | 4 |
| #2126 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 2 |
| #2140 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #476 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #455 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 17 |
| #322 | Colander of Em-er'il | 7 |
| #883 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #59 | Crimbough | 1 |
| #2848 | Crimbuck | 5 |
| #626 | Crown of the Goblin King | 40 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #722 | Drowsy Sword | 23 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #506 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #42 | Green Clover of Justice | 31 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #24 | Hodgman's whackin' stick | 1 |
| #1284 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #62 | Juju Mojo Mask | 1 |
| #469 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| #553 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #529 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| #49 | Loathing Legion knife | 1 |
| #530 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 51 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #608 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 8 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #51 | Order of the Green Thumb Order Form | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #770 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #710 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #840 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 4 |
| #63 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #50 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #14 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #383 | The Joy of Wassailing | 9 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #110 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 1 |
| #69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #851 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 2 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Hobo's epic beard | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #41 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #727 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #622 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 5 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #50 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 2 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #1556 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #7 | ancient spice | 829 |
| #181 | asbestos crossbow | 4 |
| #74 | asbestos staff | 7 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #757 | badass belt | 68 |
| #501 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #538 | battered Crimbo Crate | 19 |
| #365 | bindlestocking | 7 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #410 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #132 | can of franks 'n' beans | 2 |
| #468 | candy kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #668 | candy knuckles | 4 |
| #1750 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #183 | cement sandals | 5 |
| #207 | cheap elven gloves | 20 |
| #555 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
| #596 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 2 |
| #112 | chrome crossbow | 7 |
| #68 | chrome staff | 8 |
| #154 | chrome sword | 6 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #240 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #234 | drywall axe | 59 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1553 | easter egg balloon | 15 |
| #79 | elven limbos gingerbread | 109 |
| #257 | elven cellocello | 41 |
| #311 | elven moonshine | 38 |
| #150 | elven socks | 25 |
| #299 | elven suicide capsule | 38 |
| #77 | elven whittling knife | 2 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #155 | festive holiday hat | 24 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #287 | giant discarded bottlecap | 18 |
| #412 | giant discarded plastic fork | 24 |
| #204 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 22 |
| #270 | giant pinky ring | 59 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #1885 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #2779 | golden ring | 1 |
| #576 | gray bow tie | 11 |
| #933 | handful of confetti | 45 |
| #749 | heart of the volcano | 8 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #176 | herringcello | 47 |
| #41 | hibernating robot reindeer | 1 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #531 | jawbruiser | 5 |
| #310 | knuckle sandwich | 80 |
| #47 | leather aviator's cap | 1 |
| #259 | left half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #627 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #102 | linoleum crossbow | 8 |
| #71 | linoleum staff | 9 |
| #133 | linoleum sword | 7 |
| #80 | live wire | 8 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #1414 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #28 | moist sack | 1 |
| #2528 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #152 | night-vision goggles | 9 |
| #313 | obsidian dagger | 50 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #94 | pair of bolt cutters | 17 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #143 | parasitic claw | 2 |
| #76 | parasitic headgnawer | 2 |
| #77 | parasitic strangleworm | 2 |
| #68 | parasitic tentacles | 2 |
| #222 | passable elf mask | 14 |
| #613 | patent leather shoes | 10 |
| #198 | penguin focaccia bread | 44 |
| #575 | penguin thesaurus | 12 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #279 | pocketwatch on a chain | 9 |
| #113 | poison pen | 10 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #908 | pulsing flesh | 4 |
| #457 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #1272 | rigid carapace | 3 |
| #389 | shiny ring | 66 |
| #434 | sleeping stocking | 6 |
| #39 | smoldering box | 3 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #732 | spectre scepter | 45 |
| #4 | spice melange | 190 |
| #29 | spices | 6,157 |
| #70 | stinky cheese ball | 1 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #1276 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 5 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #140 | throwing wrench | 16 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #290 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 2 |
| #343 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #334 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #152 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 6 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #5 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 731 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #727 | twitching claw | 7 |
| #982 | unstable DNA | 40 |
| #1343 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1492 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #150 | waterlogged crate | 1 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #587 | wrench bracelet | 4 |