Museum :: Lord Stefano

Lord Stefano

Rank	Item	Quantity
#19	Überraschthexengebräu	70
🥈	"DEBBIE" tattoo kit	10
#460	"DRINK ME" potion	10
🥈	"Humorous" T-shirt	38
#15	"I survived Y2K" T-Shirt	10
#14	"KICK ME" sign	215
#60	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	10
#156	"caramel" orange	10
#7	"honey" dipper	10
#66	"meat" stick	10
#191	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	10
#71	1,970 carat gold	11
#461	1-ball	10
#12	1.21 jigawatts	11
#20	1/6th Pound Cake	10
#11	100-Watt bulb	14
#73	11-leaf clover	10
#111	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	111
#5	18-picohertz resonator crystal	15
#141	1952 Mickey Mantle card	13
#429	2-ball	10
#21	20-lb can of rice and beans	13
#42	25-meat staff	10
#456	3-ball	10
#539	30669 scroll	10
#711	33398 scroll	10
#454	334 scroll	10
#158	37x37x37 puzzle cube	10
#443	4-ball	10
#40	4-d camera	10
#27	4-dimensional fez	10
#190	4-dimensional guitar	10
#42	4:20 bomb	10
#43	5-Alarm Saucepan	10
#439	5-ball	10
#76	5-hour acrimony	10
#442	6-ball	10
#12	64067 scroll	110
#9	668 scroll	282
#294	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	10
#459	7-ball	10
#9	7-inch discus	13
🥈	8-ball	110,513
#16	8-billed baseball cap	12
#10	8-bit banana	120
#109	9-ball	10
#15	99.44% pure math	10
#90	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	10
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#34	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	5
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#14	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	6
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#76	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	3
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
🥇	A Guide to Safari	5
#26	A Light that Never Goes Out	10
#21	A muse-bouche	69
#47	A. W. O. L. commendation	101
#13	ASCII fu manchu	110
#216	ASCII shirt	10
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#10	Abyssal ember	12
#28	Accordion of Jordion	10
#10	Adventurer bobblehead	10
#16	Aerheads	10
#36	Affirmation Cookie	14
#16	Afternoon Delight	110
#52	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	10
🥉	Agent Mauve	12
#56	Aggressive Carrot	13
#21	Agitated Turkey	10
🥉	Aiolion	4
#13	Aldebaran sardines	10
#151	Alewife™ Ale	10
#8	Alexy sauce	10
#118	Alice's Army Alchemist	10
#75	Alice's Army Bowman	10
#77	Alice's Army Cleric	10
#72	Alice's Army Coward	10
#34	Alice's Army Dervish	10
#5	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	11
#39	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#5	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	5
#9	Alice's Army Foil Coward	4
#11	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	1
#8	Alice's Army Foil Guard	10
#5	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	11
#11	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	3
#12	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	3
#4	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	8
#7	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	10
#11	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	1
#8	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	10
#10	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	10
#8	Alice's Army Foil Page	10
#11	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	10
#8	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	2
#8	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	10
#8	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	10
#5	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	11
#4	Alice's Army Foil tattoo	1
#110	Alice's Army Guard	10
#110	Alice's Army Halberder	10
#77	Alice's Army Hammerman	10
#75	Alice's Army Horseman	10
#73	Alice's Army Lanceman	10
#113	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	10
#39	Alice's Army Martyr	10
#114	Alice's Army Ninja	10
#116	Alice's Army Nurse	10
#108	Alice's Army Page	10
#110	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	10
#41	Alice's Army Sniper	10
#113	Alice's Army Spearsman	10
#114	Alice's Army Swordsman	10
#111	Alice's Army Wallman	10
#25	Alice's Army booster box	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
🥉	Amanitee	5
#10	Ambitious Turkey	1,150
#13	Amnesiac Ale	10
#5	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	22
#9	Amulet of Perpetual Darkness	10
#986	Amulet of Yendor	10
#68	Ancient Protector Soda	10
#22	Ancient Saucehelm	35
#68	Angelhair Culottes	11
#1492	Angry Farmer candy	10
#140	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	10
#50	Ankh of Badahnkadh	10
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
🥇	Antagonistic Snowman Kit	7
#70	Apathargic Bandersnatch	1
#71	Argarggagarg's fang	15
#16	Arr, M80	10
#15	Arrow (+1)	1,111
#15	Arrrmetia trading card	12
#27	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	10
#26	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	10
#28	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	10
#25	Artist's Spatula of Despair	10
#26	Artist's Whisk of Misery	10
🥇	Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)	1
#121	Asleep in the Cemetery	10
#5	Ass-Stompers of Violence	5
#29	Atomic Comic	10
#97	Atomic Pop	10
#20	Aura Libre	10
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#35	AutumnFest ale	10
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#14	Aye Aye	10
#7	Aye Aye, Captain	20
#19	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	10
#21	Azurite	1,111
#159	BACON	10
#68	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	10
#78	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	10
#180	BGE merchandise order form	24
#40	BGE pocket calendar	11
#45	BGE shotglass	75
#42	BGE temporary tattoo	14
#43	BGE tiny plastic toy	17
#41	BOOterfinger	10
#4	BOOtonniere	10
#123	BRAINS shorts	11
#4	BRICKO airship	10
#13	BRICKO bat	10
#408	BRICKO brick	10
#19	BRICKO bulwark	10
#4	BRICKO cathedral	5
🥉	BRICKO egg	10
#12	BRICKO elephant	10
#141	BRICKO eye brick	510
🥉	BRICKO gargantuchicken	10
#10	BRICKO hat	12
#11	BRICKO octopus	10
#11	BRICKO ooze	35
#13	BRICKO oyster	10
#13	BRICKO pants	10
#25	BRICKO pearl	11
#6	BRICKO pyramid	10
#11	BRICKO python	10
#55	BRICKO reactor	10
#24	BRICKO stud	110
#14	BRICKO sword	10
#14	BRICKO trunk	10
#19	BRICKO turtle	10
🥉	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	10
#52	BROS Energy Drink	10
#41	BUBBLE GUM	10
#543	BURT	10
#41	Baja sopapilla	10
#8	Bal-musette accordion	10
#83	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	10
🥉	Banfoy's Boutique Order Form	1
#60	Bangyomaman battle juice	10
#6	Barney's rake	22
🥈	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	107
#566	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	21
#8	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	142
#237	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	11
#63	Barulio's bottle	10
#100	Bash-Ōs boxtop	10
#86	Bash-Ōs cereal	10
#26	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	10
#40	Bastille Battalion control rig crate	1
#20	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	11
#25	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	2
#68	Batfellow comic	2
#94	Battlie Light Saver	10
#153	Beach Buck	10
#34	Beach Comb Box	1
#8	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	10
#40	Beignet Milgranet	10
#37	Belt of Howling Anger	12
🥉	Belt of Loathing	1
#149	Ben-Gal™ Balm	10
🥈	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	12
#15	Better Than Cuddling Cake	343
#21	Bettie page	10
🥉	Bicycle	8
#58	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	10
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#38	Big Punk	10
#47	Bit O' Ectoplasm	75
#29	Bit O' Quail Spleen	10
#136	BitterSweetTarts	10
#14	BittyCar HotCar	2
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#9	BittyCar SoulCar	2
#27	Bjorn's Hammer	12
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
🥈	Black Bart's Booty	6
#71	Black Body™ spray	10
#16	Black Hole	10
#411	Black No. 2	10
#25	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	3
#23	Blackfly Chardonnay	1,010
#273	Blatantly Canadian	10
#85	Bling of the New Wave	10
#43	Blizzards I Have Died In	10
#58	Blood 'n' Plenty	10
#319	Blood Light	11
🥇	Bloodbath	1
#21	Bloody Nora	10
#129	Blue Diamond of Honesty	4
#6	Bluzzard	2
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#79	Bohemian rhapsody	10
#17	Boletus Broletus mushroom	10
#16	Boltsmann ID badge	3
#196	Bone's Farm "wine"	10
#128	Bonerdagon necklace	67
#6	Bonestabber	13
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#14	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	11
#12	Boosty Juice	3
#43	Boots of Twilight Whispers	10
#104	Boozehounds Anonymous token	10
#35	Bordeaux Marteaux	10
#20	Boris's Helm	1
#4	Boris's Helm (askew)	1
#9	Boris's beer	11
#20	Boris's bread	1
#77	Boris's key lime	10
#133	Boris's key lime pie	10
#161	Boris's ring	10
#8	Boss Bat bling	222
#104	Boss Bat britches	98
#57	Boss Drops	12
#35	Boulevardier cocktail	10
#66	Bowl of Scorpions	10
#17	Bowlet	11
#36	Boxing Day Pass	10
#7	Brain Food Pastaco	11
#27	Bram's choker	10
#7	Brand of Violence	2
#30	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	10
#372	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	10
#7	Breathitin™	17
#11	Bright Water	20
#518	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	10
🥈	Brogre brolo shirt	10
🥇	Brogre brorts	10
🥇	Brogre bucket hat	10
#47	Bruno's blessing of Mars	10
#26	Buddy Bjorn	1
#34	Bugbearclaw Donut	10
#19	Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	1
#291	Bulky Buddy Box	10
#14	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	63
#26	Bustle Hustler	10
#9	Buttery Boy	10
#16	Buttery Knob	10
#52	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	10
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#5	C.H.U.M. chum	410
#9	C.H.U.M. knife	90
#12	C.H.U.M. lantern	10
#60	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	10
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#37	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	10
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	10
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	10
🥉	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	2
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	10
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#68	CRIMBCO lanyard	10
#690	CRIMBCO mug	15
#1463	CRIMBCO scrip	10
#279	CRIMBCO wine	26
#214	CRIMBCOIDS mints	10
#228	CRIMBCOLOAF	10
#122	CSA all-purpose soap	10
#16	CSA bravery badge	931
#7	CSA cheerfulness ration	2,010
#19	CSA discount card	1,010
#335	CSA fire-starting kit	10
#11	CSA obedience grenade	2,010
#16	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	1,111
#18	Caipiranha	10
#8	Cajun accordion	10
#46	Camp Scout backpack	1
#142	Camp Scout pup tent	10
#7	Can of Spaghetto	13
#9	Can-Can skirt	10
#32	Candicaine	10
#21	Candy Alexander	10
#5	Cantelope	4
#8	Caramel	2
#15	Carol of the Bulls	10
#15	Carol of the Hells	10
#14	Carol of the Thrills	11
#75	Carpathian longsword	13
#8	Carpricorn	2
#18	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	14
#54	Celsius 233	1
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#16	Cement Mixer	10
#17	Centauri fish wine	10
#7	Cerebral Cloche	71
#9	Cerebral Crossbow	73
#5	Cerebral Culottes	32
#7	Chakra Libre	16
#17	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	10
#8	Champagne Shimmy	10
#20	Charity's choker	42
#24	Charleston Choo-Choo	10
#5	Charleston shoes	11
#12	Charter: Nellyville	10
#4	Ched	4
#79	Cheer-Up soda	10
🥉	Cherry Cloaca Cola	25,000
#24	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	10
🥈	Chester's Aquarius medallion	29
🥈	Chester's bag of candy	32
🥈	Chester's cutoffs	21
🥉	Chester's moustache	35
🥉	Chester's muscle shirt	13
🥈	Chester's sunglasses	23
#15	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	3
🥈	ChibiBuddy™ (on)	1
#9	Children's Meal of the Damned	3
#34	Chinese curse words	10
#53	Choco-Mint patty	10
#10	Choker of the Ultragoth	10
🥈	Chorale of Companionship	12
#15	Chori Zo trading card	10
#469	Chroner	10
#7	Chroner cross	2
#17	Chroner trigger	1
#27	Chubby and Plump bar	10
#13	Churchill	10
#28	Cinco Mayo Lager	10
#35	Citrus Crush wine cooler	10
#104	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	1
#12	Clan pool table	1
#4	Clara's bell	231
#89	Claw of the Infernal Seal	10
#72	Claybender glasses	10
#12	Climate Colada	10
#125	Cloaca Cola Polar	10
#182	Cloaca grenade	97
#1094	Cloaca-Cola	10
#376	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	10
#264	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	10
#231	Cloaca-Cola helmet	10
#273	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	10
#235	Cloaca-Cola shield	10
#75	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	10
#46	Cloak of Dire Shadows	10
#103	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	10
#6	Cobra Bowl	10
#72	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	1
🥉	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	1
#29	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	10
🥈	Codpiece of the Goblin King	404
#17	Coily™	5
#21	Coinspiracy	2,010
#14	Colander of Em-er'il	34
🥇	Cold Fang	10
#16	Cold Hots candy	41,111
#57	Cold One	10
#19	Cold Stone of Hatred	1
#8	Colera Peste Nebbiolo	1
#84	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	10
#135	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	10
#23	Comet Drop	10
#50	Comet Pop	10
#7	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	468
🥇	Conspiracy™ mascara	10
#8	Convincing People You Can See The Future	4
#45	Cookbook of the Damned	10
#9	Cool Brunch Pastaco	10
#319	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	8
#19	Cornbeefadon	10
#115	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	10
#466	Corpse Island iced tea	11
#161	Cosmic Calorie	10
🥈	Covers-Your-Head	4
#66	Cracklin' Oat Bran	10
#32	Crazymaker	10
#15	Crepes a la Lune	10
#45	Crimbeau de toilette	10
#512	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	10
#41	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	1
#44	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	1
#43	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	1
#376	Crimbo Credit	10
#17	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	1
#229	Crimbo Factory surprise box	11
#17	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	1
#35	Crimbo candied pecan	1,111
#30	Crimbo candle	10
#21	Crimbo cookie sheet	10
#38	Crimbo crystal shards	10
#72	Crimbo dinner	10
🥉	Crimbo dog sweater	10
#149	Crimbo food scraps	12
#34	Crimbo fudge	1,111
#12	Crimbo hat	1
#17	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	1
#8	Crimbo pants	1
#34	Crimbo paste	10
#779	Crimbo peppermint bark	10
#263	Crimbo pie	10
#44	Crimbo salad	10
#15	Crimbo sapling	1
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#96	Crimbo stocking	1
#16	Crimbo stockings	1
#16	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	1
#11	Crimbo sword	1
#9	Crimbo tattoo kit	10
#170	Crimbo train emergency brake	10
#16	Crimbo tree flocker	1
#14	Crimbo ukulele	5
#238	Crimbo wreath	3
#34	Crimbojito	14
#14	Crimbolex watch	10
#21	Crimbomega drive chain	4
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#194	Crimbonium fuel rod	10
#84	Crimbosmopolitan	10
#19	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	4
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
#37	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	3
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#20	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	4
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#140	Crimbot battery	10
#257	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	10
#45	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	10
#62	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	10
🥉	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	3
#38	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	1
#58	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	10
#62	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	10
#48	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	10
#53	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	10
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
#56	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	10
#176	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	2
#53	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	10
#15	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	1
#58	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	11
#90	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	6
#261	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	10
#50	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	10
#26	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	1
#30	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	1
#60	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	10
#248	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	10
#141	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	10
#128	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	3
#51	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	10
#256	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	10
#103	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	5
#82	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	6
#24	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
#150	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	10
#251	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	10
#142	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	10
#250	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	10
#48	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	10
#39	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
#23	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	1
#9	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	2
#4	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	2
#58	Crimbough	1
#46	Crimbow Rainbo	1
#383	Crimboween memo	25
#55	Crimboysters Rockefeller	10
#58	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	1
#16	Crimbuccaneer breeches	10
#63	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	10
#34	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	2
#20	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	10
#172	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	10
#82	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	1
#14	Crimbuccaneer lantern	4
#77	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	10
#72	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	1
#214	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	10
#20	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	7
#97	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	10
#26	Crimbuccaneer runebone	2
#56	Crimbuccaneer shirt	10
#82	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	1
#63	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	2
#35	Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	1
#16	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	10
#64	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	10
#317	Crimbuck	2,987
#31	Crimbylow-rise jeans	1
#50	Crown of Thrones	1
#371	Crown of the Goblin King	65
#10	Cursed Punch	50
#4	Cycloney	3
#286	D roll	10
#16	DIY protonic accelerator kit	1
#11	DNOTC Box	11
#163	DUFRESNE Suds	12
#30	Dad's brandy	10
#10	Daffy Taffy	31,111
#27	Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	10
#29	Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	10
#14	Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	117
#28	Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	10
#29	Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	10
#30	Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	10
#26	Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	10
#15	Daisy's unclean bloomers	10
#27	Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	1
#31	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	12
#10	Dark & Starry	14
#17	Das Überkühlraum trading card	10
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#76	Deactivated O. A. F.	10
#51	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	10
#36	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	13
#14	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	10
#610	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	10
#143	Diet Cloaca Cola	10
🥉	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	10
#12	Dinsey Whinskey	10
#7	Dinsey face paint	10
#9	Dinsey food-cone	10
🥈	Dinsey tattoo kit	10
#13	Dinsey's brain	1
🥇	Dinsey's glove	14
🥈	Dinsey's oculus	4
#14	Dinsey's pants	1
#9	Dinsey's pizza cutter	1
#12	Dinsey's radar dish	1
#58	Disco 'Fro Pick	20
#58	Disco Banjo	10
#37	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	11
#18	Disgeist	11
#27	Dish of Clarified Butter	10
#107	Divine	10
#10	Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	12
#264	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	10
#453	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	10
#29	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	10
#99	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	10
#163	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	10
#29	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	10
#21	Doc's Fortifying Wine	10
#21	Doc's Limbering Wine	10
#8	Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	13
#150	Doc's Miracle Cure	10
#18	Doc's Smartifying Wine	10
#10	Doc's Special Reserve Wine	11
#45	Dogsgotnonoz pills	10
#16	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
🥈	Dolph Bossin's charity note	1
#301	Dolphin King's crown	15
#516	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	10
#13	Doublepunchplanter	10
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🥇	Manual of Numberology	6
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🥇	Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance	10
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#13	Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	1
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#341	Now and Earlier	10
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#7	Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	3
#7	Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	4
#9	Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	2
#7	Spelunker of Fortune	7
#7	Spelunker of Fortune (used)	1
#6	Spelunker's Guild prize sack	7
#33	Spirit Precipice	10
#5	Spooky Putty sheet	1
🥈	Spooky Putty snake	1
#632	Spooky Surprise Egg	10
#17	Spooky VHS Tape	10
#112	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	10
#77	Spookyraven signet	18
🥈	Spring Break Beach "swimsuit"	11
🥇	Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon	10
#19	Spring Bros. ID badge	3
#38	Spring Bros. solenoid	10
#25	Squat-Thrust Magazine	110
🥉	Squib	4
#533	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	10
#23	St. Sneaky Pete's Whey	10
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#9	Staff of Blood and Pudding	10
🥇	Staff of Frozen Lard	10
#12	Staff of Holiday Sensations	1
🥇	Staff of Kitchen Royalty	7
🥉	Staff of Simmering Hatred	9
#7	Staff of the Black Kettle	13
#11	Staff of the Cozy Fish	1
🥇	Staff of the Deepest Freeze	10
#8	Staff of the Electric Range	10
#4	Staff of the Grand Flambé	10
#5	Staff of the Grease Trap	10
#10	Staff of the Greasefire	10
#6	Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals	20
#5	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	10
#10	Staff of the Midnight Snack	10
#61	Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	1
#7	Staff of the Peppermint Twist	1
#6	Staff of the Scummy Sink	1
#10	Staff of the Short Order Cook	10
#21	Staff of the Soupbone	10
#11	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	10
#7	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	10
#9	Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	10
#4	Staff of the Woodfire	2
#25	Star Spawn	12
#224	Steal This Candy	10
#24	Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)	10
#40	Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	10
#26	Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)	10
#32	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	10
#30	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	10
#29	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	11
#35	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	10
#35	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	10
#17	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	18
#26	Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	10
#30	Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	10
#33	Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)	10
#42	Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	10
#25	Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)	10
#29	Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)	10
#6	Steamboat	10
#5	Stembridge sidearm	10
#10	Stemonitis Staticus mushroom	10
#40	Stephen's lab coat	10
#39	Stephen's secret formula	10
#9	Stick-Knife of Loathing	1
#19	Stone Golem pebbles	222
#18	Stooper	9
#4	Straypler	4
#8	Strikes Again Bigmouth	21
#153	Strix stix	11
#10	Strong, Silent Type	10
#8	Suffering Sinner	15
#254	Sugar Cog	10
#52	Summer Nights	11
#20	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	9
#29	Super Magic Power Sword X	10
#19	Super Weight-Gain 9000	11
#11	Superdrifter holo-record	10
🥇	Superhero Reboots	1
#335	Supernova Champagne	11
#15	Suppurating Sinner	10
#269	Swabbie™ swab	10
#18	Swedish coffee	11
#22	Swedish massage fish	10
#45	Sweet Sword	10
#269	Swizzler	10
#35	Sword of Dark Omens	13
#23	Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	10
#14	TÎ¤◊lisman of Baiø‡	10
#98	T.U.R.D.S. Key	10
#140	TI-9000 calculator	10
#16	TRIO cup of beer	10
#14	Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco	10
#9	Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!	10
#14	Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco	10
#614	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	10
#611	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	10
#20	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	10
#622	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	10
#33	Take Eleven Bar	10
#54	Tales from the Fireside	10
🥇	Tales of Dread	10
#39	Tales of Spelunking	10
🥇	Tales of Western Braggadoccio	10
#285	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	11
#69	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
#30	Talisman of Baio	1
#38	Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	10
#25	Tapioc berry	10
#1319	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	10
#18	Tea, Earl Grey, Hot	11
#22	Tears of the Quiet Healer	322
#48	Telltale™ rubber heart	10
#42	Temps Tempranillo	10
#31	Tequiz Navidad	10
#13	Tesla's Electroplated Beans	10
#49	Texas tea	10
#4	That 70s Cologne	10
#79	The Art of Slapfighting	12
#21	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
#7	The Author's ink	1
#51	The Author's inkwell	10
#108	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	11
🥉	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	13
#24	The Beast Within™ candle	10
#23	The Big Book of Communism	1
#5	The Big Book of Communism (used)	1
#27	The Big Book of Every Skill	2
#11	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	318
#32	The Bomb	10
🥈	The Chill of the Wild	10
#24	The Confiscator's Grimoire	1
#262	The Cooler Out of Space	10
#50	The Emperor's dry cleaning	10
#28	The Emperor's new cookie	10
#6	The Emperor's new hat	10
#8	The Emperor's new pants	10
#8	The Emperor's new shirt	10
#88	The Encyclopedia of Fruit	1
🥉	The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	1
🥈	The Firegate Tapes	10
#10	The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	10
🥉	The Ghoul King's ghoulottes	10
#8	The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook	13
#14	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	10
#15	The Imploded World	10
#5	The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object	6
#21	The Jokester's gun	10
#20	The Jokester's pants	10
#23	The Jokester's wig	10
#8	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	10
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	1
#7	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	10
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	1
#7	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	10
#5	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	1
#12	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	10
#8	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	1
#8	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	10
#7	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	1
#11	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	10
🥉	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	1
#318	The Joy of Wassailing	11
🥈	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	5
#16	The Landscaper's leafblower	4
#6	The Legendary Beat	10
#10	The Lost Comb	12
#17	The Lost Glasses	10
#16	The Lost Pill Bottle	10
#22	The Lot's engagement ring	10
#7	The Mad Liquor	8
#48	The Mariachi's guitar case	26
#4	The Necbromancer's Hat	3
🥈	The Necbromancer's Shorts	9
#5	The Necbromancer's Stein	5
🥇	The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	10
#6	The Necbronomicon	19
🥇	The Necbronomicon (used)	3
#41	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1	1
#4	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#38	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	1
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#33	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	1
🥇	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#38	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	1
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#40	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	1
🥇	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#35	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	1
#4	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#48	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells	1
#10	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	1
#7	The One Mood Ring	11
#7	The Pigs holo-record	10
#6	The Plumber's mushroom stew	2
#9	The Ring	11
#13	The Six-Pack of Pain	10
#38	The Smith's Tome	1
#19	The Snake trading card	8
#7	The Snitch's Manifesto	23
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
🥈	The Spirit of Giving (used)	1
🥉	The Sword in the Steak	9
#17	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	10
🥇	The Western Look	2
#13	They liver	26
#11	They liver popsicle	10
#6	They'll Love You In Rhinestones	3
#38	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	10
🥇	Thinknerd T-Shirt	1
#154	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	10
🥈	Third Base	827
#6	Third Eye	1
#29	This Charming Flan	10
#18	Thor's Pliers	1
#14	Thorny Toad trading card	11
🥉	Three Mile Island shorts	10
#8	Thriller Ice	10
🥇	Thunkula's drinking cap	12
#397	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	10
#212	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	3
#58	Thwaitgold ant statuette	10
#101	Thwaitgold bee statuette	11
#30	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	20
#44	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	10
#359	Thwaitgold bug statuette	3
#44	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	10
#30	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	15
#37	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	12
#36	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	10
#27	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	10
#493	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	10
#255	Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	1
#5	Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	10
#398	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	10
#189	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	10
#53	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	2
#17	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	11
#32	Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	10
#78	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	20
#65	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	10
#49	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	6
#53	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	18
#22	Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	6
#21	Thwaitgold moth statuette	10
#8	Thwaitgold nit statuette	10
#106	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	11
#11	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	12
#116	Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	4
#228	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	10
#441	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	10
#107	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	10
#377	Thwaitgold slug statuette	11
#314	Thwaitgold spider statuette	10
#891	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	10
#541	Thwaitgold termite statuette	12
#128	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	1
#14	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	10
#51	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	10
🥇	Tickle-Me Emilio	1
#166	Tiger-lily's milk	10
#31	Tiki lighter	9
#9	Time Bandit Time Towel	4
#5	Time Cape	3
#6	Time Cloak	2
#8	Time Lord Participation Mug	3
🥈	To Build an Igloo	10
#265	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	12
#115	Tome of Clip Art	1
#15	Tome of Rad Libs	1
#42	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir	1
🥈	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)	1
#5	Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	69
#12	Trafikoan	1
#37	Trainbot autoassembly module	9
#94	Trainbot circuitry	20
#26	Trainbot harness	3
#80	Trainbot linkages	20
#43	Trainbot luggage hook	2
#80	Trainbot optics	20
#81	Trainbot plating	20
#72	Trainbot radar monocle	1
#82	Trainbot servomotors	20
#6	Trainbot slag	1,798
#88	Trainbot tubing	20
#18	Transylvania Sling	10
🥉	Trash, a Memoir	10
#69	Travels with Jerry	10
#69	Travoltan trousers	1
🥉	Treads of Loathing	1
#7	Tremella Tarantella mushroom	10
#20	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	1,010
#20	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	1,010
#20	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	1,010
#21	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	1,010
#884	Trollhouse cookies	10
#14	Tropical Crimbo Hat	5
#15	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	5
#14	Tropical Crimbo Sword	5
🥉	Trout Fishing in Loathing	10
#243	Tuesday's ruby	10
#6	Turpin	2
#7	Turtive	2
#7	Turtle Bowl	10
#76	Twelve Night Energy	10
#10	Twitching Television Tattoo	7
#388	Typical Tavern swill	10
#6	UV monocular	10
#12	Ultimate Mind Destroyer	32
#51	Ultra Mega Sour Ball	1
#54	Ultracolor™ shirt	10
#39	Ultrasoldier Serum	32
#16	Uncle Buck	9
#99	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	10
🥈	Uncle Crimbo's hat	1
#647	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	10
🥉	Uncle Hobo's belt	7
🥈	Uncle Hobo's epic beard	8
🥈	Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	7
#5	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	3
🥇	Uncle Hobo's highest bough	10
🥇	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	7
#294	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	10
#117	Uncle Romulus	10
#23	Uncle Romulus (used)	1
#63	Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	10
🥈	Underworld flail	3
#40	Underworld sapling	1
🥈	Underworld truncheon	3
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#71	Unfortunato's foolscap	10
#6	Ungulant	2
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
🥇	Universal Seasoning	4
🥇	Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate	8
🥇	Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg	8
🥈	Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword	4
🥇	Unkillable Skeleton's shield	7
🥇	Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards	6
🥇	Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap	8
#25	Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car	10
#25	Unmotivator: Crashed Orca	10
#24	Unmotivator: Success Warrior	10
#6	Unspeakable Earring	10
#19	Unspeakachu	12
#38	Ur-Donut	10
#23	Uranium Omega of Temperance	14
#47	V for Vivala mask	1
#15	VYKEA blood rune	10
#50	VYKEA bracket	10
#64	VYKEA dowel	10
#15	VYKEA frenzy rune	10
#28	VYKEA hex key	19
#35	VYKEA instructions	10
#14	VYKEA lightning rune	10
#25	VYKEA mead	10
#21	VYKEA meatballs	10
#51	VYKEA plank	10
#53	VYKEA rail	10
#57	VYKEA woadpaint	10
#70	Valentine	1,010
#27	Valentine's Day cake	11
#7	Vamprey	2
#24	Van der Graaf helmet	11
#7	Vaporpoise	2
#9	Vaso De Agua trading card	18
#23	Vegetable of Jarlsberg	10
🥉	Velougats™	21
#13	Velvet Veil	12
#44	Venus flytrap	10
#25	Vial of jus de larmes	10
#20	Vicar's Tutu	10
#35	Victor's Spoils	10
#6	Vivian's Vitamin	10
#14	Vodka Matryoshka	26
#88	Volartta's bellbottoms	10
#49	Volcoino	10
#6	Vulgure	3
#78	WA	10
#4	Waifuton	6
🥉	Wal-Mart "diamond" ring	10
#92	Wal-Mart gift certificate	10
🥈	Wal-Mart nametag	10
🥈	Wal-Mart overalls	10
🥈	Wal-Mart snowglobe	10
🥉	Wal-Mart tattoo kit	10
#481	Wand of Nagamar	10
🥈	Wand of Oscus	30
#811	Warm Subject gift certificate	10
🥈	Warms-Your-Tush	5
#4	Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife	6
#37	Wax Flask	32
#178	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	10
#5	Wendtigo	2
🥇	Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence	10
🥇	Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking	10
🥇	Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud	10
#27	Wet Russian	12
#71	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	10
🥉	Whenchamacallit bar	287
#16	White Chocolate Golem Seeds	128
#226	White Citadel burger	10
#153	White Citadel fries	10
#40	White Hyborian	10
#68	Whoompa Fur Pants	10
#10	Wickers bar	10
#5	Winifred's whistle	10
#19	Wint-O-Fresh mint	30,010
#8	Woldo trading card	21
#162	Wolfman Nardz	10
#14	Work is a Four Letter Sword	10
#172	Workytime Tea	12
#6	World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	60
#34	Wrecked Generator	10
#6	Wrotz	11
#10	Wullabye	2
#35	X	10
#16	X-37 gun	14
#10	Xi Receiver Unit	1
#32	Xiblaxian 5D printer	11
#33	Xiblaxian alloy	10
#5	Xiblaxian cache locator simcode	69
#16	Xiblaxian circuitry	191
#7	Xiblaxian crystal	88
#5	Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode	121
🥉	Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner	110
#7	Xiblaxian holo-bowtie	10
#9	Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode	10
#5	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube	10
#4	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey	10
🥉	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl	10
#4	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers	10
#4	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest	10
#4	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito	10
#5	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles	10
#28	Xiblaxian holo-training simcode	10
🥈	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter	149
#22	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode	10
#61	Xiblaxian polymer	10
#6	Xiblaxian residence-cube	10
#16	Xiblaxian space-whiskey	10
#6	Xiblaxian stealth cowl	10
#6	Xiblaxian stealth trousers	10
#4	Xiblaxian stealth vest	10
#11	Xiblaxian ultraburrito	10
#4	Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles	10
#80	Yakisoba's hat	12
#133	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	10
#24	Ye Olde Meade	194
#114	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	11
#48	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	10
#17	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	2,010
#26	Yeast of Boris	10
#25	Yeg's Motel alarm clock	12
🥉	Yeg's Motel ashtray	18
#20	Yeg's Motel disposable razor	16
#9	Yeg's Motel hand soap	10
#4	Yeg's Motel minibar key	12
#8	Yeg's Motel mouthwash	10
#9	Yeg's Motel pillow mint	10
🥈	Yeg's Motel sewing kit	16
#8	Yeg's Motel stationery	10
#8	Yeg's Motel toothbrush	10
#202	Yellow Moon of Compassion	14
#13	Yolo™ chocolates	10
#32	Yorick	1
🥈	Young Man's Cargo Load	11
🥈	Young Man's Crew Sequester	12
#22	Yuleviathan necklace	3
#2500	Yummy Tummy bean	10
#145	Z-Bone steak	10
#196	Ze™ goggles	10
#62	Zim Merman's guitar	13
#322	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	4
🥇	Zombo's empty eye	10
🥈	Zombo's grievous greaves	31
🥈	Zombo's shield	34
🥈	Zombo's shoulder blade	18
🥈	Zombo's skull ring	23
🥈	Zombo's skullcap	26
#22	Zoodriver	10
#166	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	12
#5	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	2
🥇	[glitch season reward name]	5
#5	a bug's lymph	11
#140	a butt tuba	10
#49	a cute angel	1
#11	a little sump'm sump'm	760
🥈	a suspicious address	1
#145	abandoned candy	10
#105	abominable blubber	11
#719	abominable snowcone	10
#10	absentee voter ballot	50
#49	abstraction: action	10
#49	abstraction: category	10
#32	abstraction: certainty	10
#8	abstraction: comprehension	10
#28	abstraction: joy	10
#29	abstraction: motion	10
#51	abstraction: perception	10
#51	abstraction: purpose	10
#52	abstraction: sensation	10
#49	abstraction: thought	10
🥉	abyssal battle plans	1
#63	acceptable bagel	10
#10	acceptable mayolus	10
#194	accidental cider	10
#9	accidental mutton	10
#15	accord ion	54
#26	accordion file	10
#26	accordionoid rocca	10
#343	acid-squirting flower	10
#360	acoustic guitarrr	10
🥉	actual blood sausage	10
#141	actual reality goggles	10
#13	actual tapas	210
#25	adder	535
🥇	adder bladder	246,642
#13	adhesive tape dolly	10
#7	adobe brittle	7
#141	adorable seal larva	13
#40	adventurer clone egg	1
#9	aerated diving helmet	91
#13	aerogel accordion	1
#11	aerogel akubra	1
#14	aerogel anvil	1
#8	aerogel apron	1
#13	aerogel ascot	1
#13	aerogel attache case	1
#6	aerosolized aerogel	1
#10	affordable teak perch	10
#21	agnolotti arboli	10
#11	agua de vida	1,010
#141	airblaster gun	10
#13	airborne mutagen	31
#16	airplane charter: Dinseylandfill	1
#37	airplane charter: Spring Break Beach	1
#14	airplane charter: The Glaciest	1
🥇	airplane tattoo	10
#5	alabaster bishop	14
#5	alabaster king	17
#5	alabaster knight	16
#11	alabaster pawn	12
#6	alabaster queen	15
#7	alabaster rook	13
#14	alarm accordion	10
#14	albatross necklace	11
#12	alien animal goo	70
#7	alien animal milk	1
#65	alien autoautopsy kit	10
#182	alien drugs	10
#73	alien force field disruptor bean	10
#23	alien gemstone	15
#47	alien hologram projector	10
#43	alien meat	10
#18	alien plant fibers	11
#24	alien plant goo	11
#7	alien plant pod	1
#5	alien plant sample	13
#36	alien protein powder	10
#36	alien rock sample	10
#20	alien sandwich	10
#45	alien source code printout	10
#14	alien source code printout (used)	1
#18	alien toenails	10
#5	alien zoological sample	11
#12	all-purpose cleaner	1,010
#36	all-purpose flower	10
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#31	almost-dead walkie-talkie	310
🥈	alpha-mail pants	755
#183	alphabet gum	10
#5	alpine watercolor set	10
#32	amber aviator shades	10
#30	ammonite candy mold	10
#436	ammonite fossil	10
#71	amok pudding	10
#41	amok putter	10
#4	amphibious tophat	11
#723	amulet of extreme plot significance	10
#26	ancient Elf dessert spoon	2
#378	ancient Magi-Wipes	10
#9	ancient calendar	10
#27	ancient calendar fragment	10
#43	ancient cursed foot locker	10
#229	ancient frozen dinner	10
#8	ancient hot dog wrapper	10
#96	ancient ice cream scoop	10
#17	ancient meat	4
#7	ancient medicinal herbs	122
#26	ancient oil painting of yourself	9
#36	ancient pills	11
#176	ancient poisoned dart	10
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