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#373 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 15 |
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#56 | Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden | 1 |
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#256 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
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#255 | Alice's Army Nurse | 1 |
#255 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
#263 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 1 |
#168 | Alice's Army Sniper | 1 |
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#252 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
#252 | Alice's Army Wallman | 1 |
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#285 | Angelhair Culottes | 4 |
#435 | Argarggagarg's fang | 4 |
#142 | Atomic Comic | 3 |
#441 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 2 |
#325 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 3 |
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#363 | BGE pocket calendar | 2 |
#543 | BGE shotglass | 14 |
#454 | BGE temporary tattoo | 2 |
#436 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 3 |
#288 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 4 |
#2351 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
#275 | Bling of the New Wave | 5 |
#116 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 8 |
#95 | Boris's key lime | 7 |
#305 | Boris's key lime pie | 2 |
#40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
#64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
#102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
#24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
#32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
#40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
#583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
#481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
#509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
#468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
#476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
#250 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 2 |
#917 | CRIMBCO mug | 10 |
#703 | CRIMBCO scrip | 185 |
#747 | CRIMBCO wine | 10 |
#791 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
#785 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
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#246 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 4 |
#141 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 2 |
#695 | Colander of Em-er'il | 4 |
#149 | Cookbook of the Damned | 3 |
#882 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
#1446 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
#182 | Crimbuck | 4,057 |
#1162 | Crown of the Goblin King | 20 |
#368 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 17 |
#660 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 5 |
#340 | Dolphin King's crown | 13 |
#221 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 16 |
#795 | Drowsy Sword | 20 |
#809 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 3 |
#697 | Elder Turtle Shell | 4 |
#118 | Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium | 1 |
#172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
#512 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
#285 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 4 |
#290 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 4 |
#1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
#108 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 4 |
#263 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 4 |
#1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
#89 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 1 |
#425 | Heimandatz's heart | 4 |
#569 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
#315 | Instant Karma | 25 |
#1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
#771 | Jack-in-the-box | 5 |
#106 | Jarlsberg's key lime | 5 |
#243 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 3 |
#374 | Jocko Homo's head | 5 |
#628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
#248 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 4 |
#414 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 3 |
#453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
#399 | Lederhosen of the Night | 3 |
#49 | Loathing Legion knife | 1 |
#1132 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 22 |
#1041 | M-242 | 2 |
#264 | Meat detector | 2 |
#689 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 4 |
#282 | Necrotelicomnicon | 2 |
#48 | New Cloaca-Cola | 6 |
#267 | Newman's Own Trousers | 4 |
#1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
#51 | Operation Patriot Shield | 1 |
#1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
#525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
#2356 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
#88 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 12 |
#230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
#266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
#209 | Red Pill | 2 |
#19 | S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S. | 1 |
#458 | SPF 451 lip balm | 4 |
#388 | Safari Jack's moustache | 4 |
#840 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 4 |
#207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
#185 | Sinful Desires | 3 |
#87 | Sneaky Pete's key lime | 8 |
#160 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 7 |
🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
#681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
#536 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 3 |
#207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
#376 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 6 |
#274 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 2 |
🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
#266 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 5 |
#481 | Wand of Nagamar | 10 |
#426 | Workytime Tea | 4 |
#393 | Yakisoba's hat | 4 |
#622 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 5 |
#109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
#851 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
#227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
#227 | annoying pitchfork | 12 |
#267 | ant hoe | 1 |
#252 | ant pick | 1 |
#182 | ant rake | 2 |
#257 | ant sickle | 1 |
#541 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 2 |
#354 | antique pair of blue jeans | 2 |
#714 | antique record album | 2 |
#382 | antique souvenir drawing | 2 |
#410 | around the world | 2 |
#764 | baby killer bee | 11 |
#2164 | badass belt | 24 |
#367 | bag of lard | 3 |
#241 | balloon monkey | 7 |
#391 | barrrnacle | 41 |
#1290 | battered Crimbo Crate | 3 |
#397 | bazookafish bubble gum | 1 |
#581 | beertini | 2 |
#509 | black eyedrops | 1 |
#2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
#2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
#2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
#1475 | black striped oyster egg | 3 |
#204 | blue paisley oyster egg | 15 |
#2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
#334 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
#157 | bone aperitif | 3 |
#142 | bone collar | 2 |
#195 | bone meal | 2 |
#729 | bottle of Blank-Out | 4 |
#376 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 2 |
#316 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 4 |
#323 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 2 |
#465 | bottle of antifreeze | 2 |
#680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
#385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
#7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
#214 | breaded beer | 3 |
#231 | breath mint | 1 |
#1498 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
#37 | can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ | 24 |
#494 | can of spinach | 4 |
#1461 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 5 |
#2872 | candied yams | 1 |
#997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
#390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
#208 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 4 |
#252 | chintzy noodle ring | 3 |
#204 | chintzy saucepan earring | 4 |
#177 | chintzy seal pendant | 6 |
#216 | chintzy turtle brooch | 4 |
#22 | chiptune guitar | 5 |
#687 | chorizo brownies | 1 |
#1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
#659 | cocoa egg | 10 |
#745 | cool mushroom | 1 |
#167 | cool mushroom casserole | 1 |
#1465 | corpse on the beach | 2 |
#1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
#1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
#696 | corrupted data | 2 |
#63 | cracker | 4 |
#487 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
#162 | cream of pointy mushroom soup | 1 |
#106 | crumbling rat skull | 6 |
#179 | decanter of fine Scotch | 1 |
#385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
#245 | dense meat stack | 1,535 |
#176 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 4 |
#104 | digital key lime | 7 |
#187 | digital key lime pie | 5 |
#1623 | disassembled clover | 1 |
#578 | distilled fortified wine | 3 |
#414 | donkey flipbook | 2 |
#830 | drywall axe | 12 |
#1242 | easter egg balloon | 20 |
#2014 | elven cellocello | 2 |
#1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
#191 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
#401 | eye-pod | 1 |
#370 | fake blood | 3 |
#137 | fancy beef jerky | 1 |
#2393 | felt | 1 |
#194 | fertilized ghuol egg | 2 |
#230 | figurine of a charred seal | 14 |
#279 | figurine of a cold seal | 22 |
#157 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 8 |
#182 | figurine of a sleek seal | 13 |
#101 | figurine of a slippery seal | 18 |
#135 | figurine of a stinking seal | 17 |
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#282 | [2426]fire flower | 4 |
#379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
#885 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
#494 | foam noodle | 1 |
#249 | fossilized bat skull | 2 |
#312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
#246 | fossilized limb | 43 |
#405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
#307 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
#209 | fossilized spike | 21 |
#157 | fossilized spine | 13 |
#271 | fossilized torso | 20 |
#435 | fossilized wing | 6 |
#372 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
#801 | friendly cheez blob | 3 |
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#3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
#323 | gearbox necklace | 3 |
#894 | giant pinky ring | 14 |
#3302 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
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#35 | glowing frisbee | 2 |
#391 | goat | 1 |
#2658 | googly eye | 1 |
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#735 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
#123 | guard turtle collar | 7 |
#184 | guy made of bee pollen | 17 |
#55 | half-rotten brain | 23 |
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#188 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
#1652 | handful of confetti | 22 |
#171 | handful of honey | 50 |
#299 | heart of the volcano | 24 |
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#39 | honey mead | 1 |
#41 | honeypot | 1 |
#58 | hypodermic needle | 20 |
#206 | iced-out bling | 2 |
#101 | icicle katana | 1 |
#574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
#453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
#48 | ironic moustache | 5 |
#201 | irradiated pet snacks | 1 |
#32 | jalapeño slices | 1 |
#41 | jingle bell | 1 |
#426 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 8 |
#2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
#607 | lavender striped oyster egg | 4 |
#514 | lead necklace | 14 |
#201 | leather bookmark | 1 |
#414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
#209 | limburger biker boots | 2 |
#308 | lucky rabbit's foot | 21 |
#763 | macaroni duck | 3 |
#60 | many-eyed glasses | 19 |
#733 | marshmallow | 5 |
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#323 | melted Jell-o shot | 4 |
#35 | metrognome | 1 |
#37 | microwave stogie | 1 |
#450 | motivational poster | 10 |
#246 | mushroom fermenting solution | 30 |
#598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
#418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
#883 | obsidian dagger | 20 |
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#471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
#239 | packet of beer nuts | 1 |
#255 | pants of the Slug Lord | 15 |
#407 | paperclip | 103 |
#148 | paranormal ricotta | 4 |
#808 | party hat | 1 |
#154 | pat-a-cake pendant | 8 |
#106 | petrified noodles | 1 |
#702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
#237 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 3 |
#824 | pork elf goodies sack | 6 |
#14 | portable motorcycle | 7 |
#759 | portable photocopier | 5 |
#347 | potato sprout | 6 |
#44 | pottery club | 1 |
#51 | pottery hat | 1 |
#41 | pottery shield | 1 |
#42 | pottery training pants | 1 |
#63 | pottery yo-yo | 1 |
#207 | pr0n cocktail | 1 |
#40 | pretty pink bow | 1 |
#35 | prosthetic forehead | 33 |
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#222 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 15 |
#668 | quantum taco | 5 |
#131 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 8 |
#35 | rat tooth polish | 1 |
#387 | really dense meat stack | 17 |
#2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
#282 | rewinged stab bat | 2 |
#1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
#100 | ring of teleportation | 1 |
#489 | roasted marshmallow | 54 |
#2142 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
#1832 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 4 |
#1521 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 5 |
#2728 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
#41 | rusty bonesaw | 24 |
#621 | salty slug | 1 |
#2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
#174 | scented massage oil | 10 |
#672 | scroll of pasta summoning | 13 |
#37 | security blankie | 1 |
#478 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
#924 | shiny ring | 24 |
#274 | shot of rotgut | 2 |
#309 | shrinking powder | 1 |
#180 | silver shrimp fork | 12 |
#190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
#254 | sleeping wereturtle | 3 |
#529 | slow jam collection | 8 |
#19 | smiley-face sticker | 3 |
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#1119 | snake | 1 |
#1829 | solid gold bowling ball | 4 |
#34 | solid state loom | 1 |
#489 | soy cordial | 1 |
#106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
#125 | spark plug earring | 7 |
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#1476 | spectre scepter | 18 |
#159 | spicy mushroom quesadilla | 1 |
#725 | spooky bicycle chain | 3 |
#971 | spooky cosmetics bag | 2 |
#562 | spooky eyeliner | 5 |
#398 | spooky lipstick | 6 |
#547 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
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#861 | squirming egg sac | 3 |
#993 | stainless steel scarf | 3 |
#1399 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
#1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
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#822 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
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#997 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
#2222 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 9 |
#1777 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 28 |
#2235 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 22 |
#2759 | stuffed Meat | 3 |
#1801 | stuffed angry cow | 28 |
#1729 | stuffed astral badger | 30 |
#2080 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 25 |
#2404 | stuffed cocoabo | 20 |
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#2469 | stuffed monocle | 6 |
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#786 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 27 |
#2466 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 20 |
#2386 | stuffed snowy owl | 20 |
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#1440 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 35 |
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#2562 | stuffed tin of caviar | 5 |
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#224 | sucky decal | 8 |
#383 | targeting chip | 1 |
#258 | tasty tart | 6 |
#269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
#74 | teddy borg sewing kit | 1 |
#536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
#450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
#95 | tiny fly glasses | 3 |
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#3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
#1545 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 3 |
#383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
#3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
#444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
#8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
#2053 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
#2167 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
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#3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
#3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
#3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
#2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
#2162 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
#401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
#2761 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
#1722 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 4 |
#2134 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
#2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
#4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
#3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
#2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
#8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
#3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
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#2763 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
#3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
#2185 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
#425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
#2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
#3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
#8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
#4850 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
#2788 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
#426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
#2822 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
#2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
#8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
#4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
#8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
#3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
#2761 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
#6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
#3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
#3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
#2104 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
#694 | tiny shaker of salt | 3 |
#51 | tiny top hat and cane | 1 |
#1620 | tofurkey gravy | 4 |
#1610 | tofurkey leg | 4 |
#639 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
#453 | towel | 21 |
#1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
#82 | twitching trigger finger | 1 |
#239 | unearthed potsherd | 13 |
#959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
#860 | unusual disco ball | 3 |
#175 | vampire glitter | 2 |
#904 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 7 |
#246 | volcanic ash | 21 |
#631 | warm mushroom | 1 |
#471 | water wings | 1 |
#870 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 1 |
#36 | wild honey pie | 1 |
#438 | wine-soaked bone chips | 1 |
#76 | world's most unappetizing beverage | 1 |
#331 | woven baling wire bracelets | 3 |
#845 | wrench bracelet | 2 |
#1583 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 3 |
#880 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
#619 | yellow striped oyster egg | 4 |