#407 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 2 |
#247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
#28 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 4 |
#103 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 2 |
#785 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
#241 | Atomic Comic | 2 |
#27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
#60 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 11 |
#100 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 8 |
#31 | BGE pocket calendar | 13 |
#69 | BGE shotglass | 59 |
#92 | BGE temporary tattoo | 8 |
#85 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 10 |
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#509 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 4 |
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#931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
#881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
#759 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
#194 | BitterSweetTarts | 2 |
#811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
#254 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
#1369 | Bonerdagon necklace | 5 |
#1785 | Boss Bat britches | 4 |
#151 | Bulky Buddy Box | 19 |
🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
#230 | C.H.U.M. chum | 3 |
#1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
#1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
#1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
#1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
#1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
#188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
#287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
#280 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
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#226 | Cookbook of the Damned | 2 |
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#1363 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
#272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
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#608 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 10 |
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#2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
#283 | Elfin shortbread | 3 |
🥇 | Frogade | 7,083 |
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#1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
#89 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 1 |
#665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
#136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
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#836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
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#49 | Loathing Legion knife | 1 |
#396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
#362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
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#405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
#2370 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 4 |
#72 | Mudflap-Girl Earring | 1 |
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#1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
#10 | Piddles | 3,468 |
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#164 | Polka Pop | 2 |
#282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
#654 | Red Rover BB gun | 2 |
#343 | Schrödinger's thermos | 58 |
#130 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
#659 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
#185 | Sinful Desires | 3 |
#87 | Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire | 1 |
#726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
#667 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 8 |
#1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
#592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
#951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
#601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
#658 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 2 |
#967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
🥉 | Thorny Toad trading card | 131 |
#1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
#1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
#575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
#561 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
#110 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 1 |
🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
#183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
#611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
#917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
🥈 | amphibious tophat | 17 |
#3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
#53 | angel-food cake | 1 |
#227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
#1125 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
#267 | ant hoe | 1 |
#541 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 2 |
#354 | antique pair of blue jeans | 2 |
#373 | antique record album | 8 |
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#239 | baconstone bracelet | 2 |
#1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
#1146 | banana | 1 |
#998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
#505 | bath ball gift set | 10 |
#87 | begpwnia | 111 |
#313 | beholed bedsheet | 3 |
🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
#539 | black candy heart | 10 |
#86 | black cowboy hat | 1 |
#777 | black-and-blue light | 6 |
#785 | blue plasma ball | 5 |
#253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
#114 | borg sock monkey | 19 |
#215 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 10 |
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#597 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 2 |
#771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
#928 | box of sunshine | 274 |
#54 | boxing-glove-in-a-box | 1 |
#2369 | brick | 2 |
#165 | brown crock marble | 2 |
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#155 | bumblebee marble | 1 |
#510 | bunch of bananas | 6 |
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#2872 | candied yams | 1 |
#1325 | candy stake | 5 |
#34 | casino pass | 156 |
#997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
#162 | chintzy turtle brooch | 6 |
#390 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 4 |
#579 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
🥉 | coffee pixie stick | 534 |
#92 | container of Spooky Putty | 1 |
🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
#1180 | corpsedriver | 3 |
#99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
#31 | cotton candy cordial | 1 |
#354 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 2 |
#380 | cyborg stompin' boot | 5 |
#648 | daisy | 2 |
#615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
#488 | decaying goldfish liver | 4 |
#61 | delicious shimmering moth | 53 |
#480 | dire fudgesicle | 1 |
#343 | dishrag | 1 |
#319 | dollhive | 30 |
#655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
#541 | drum machine | 4 |
#250 | duct tape | 167 |
#1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
#3663 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
#502 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
#2224 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
#267 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 190 |
#145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
#994 | facsimile dictionary | 7 |
#1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
#1148 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 5 |
#1536 | fancy chocolate car | 6 |
#1133 | fancy dress ball | 8 |
#1759 | fire | 1 |
#209 | floaty sand | 100 |
#26 | frog lip-print | 86 |
#79 | furry green turtle | 5 |
#2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
#99 | giant book of ancient carols | 1 |
#3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
#283 | glacial sapphire | 2 |
#44 | glimmering phoenix feather | 1 |
#143 | glimmering roc feather | 1 |
#111 | golden plastic oyster egg | 2 |
#131 | green peawee marble | 6 |
#399 | half-orchid | 1 |
#35 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 5 |
#4015 | handful of confetti | 3 |
#646 | happiness | 1 |
🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
#1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
#72 | innuendo | 1 |
#353 | jawbruiser | 7 |
#1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
#737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
#79 | left half of a heart necklace | 6 |
#109 | lemonade marble | 2 |
#937 | lewd playing card | 1 |
#155 | lotion of sleaziness | 4 |
#340 | love song of naughty innuendo | 1 |
#275 | love song of sugary cuteness | 3 |
#459 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 7 |
#308 | mandarina colada | 1 |
#575 | marionette collective | 1 |
#499 | monkey wrench | 1 |
#201 | monomolecular yo-yo | 348 |
#731 | mood ring | 1 |
#836 | mylar scout drone | 5 |
#2042 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
#2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
#2619 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
#1085 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
#1490 | oversized fish scaler | 3 |
#28 | pawn cookie | 32 |
#169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
#382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
#131 | pirate tract | 1 |
#327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
#530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
#861 | polyalloy shield | 5 |
🥈 | powdered donut | 21,539 |
#92 | powdered toad horn | 3 |
#548 | prehistoric spear | 7 |
#128 | psycho sweater | 3 |
#14 | pumpkin bomb | 15 |
#421 | purple glowstick | 3 |
#281 | queen cookie | 1 |
#261 | radium-flavored potato chips | 220 |
#110 | red China marble | 3 |
#407 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
#338 | roboduck-on-a-string | 4 |
#809 | rogue swarmer | 59 |
#3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
#2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
#1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
#886 | sawblade fragment | 52 |
#206 | sensitive poetry journal | 2 |
#368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
#201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
#256 | sleaze nuggets | 3 |
#178 | sleaze powder | 5 |
#356 | sleaze wad | 1 |
#78 | sleazy and sour sauce | 1 |
#146 | sleazy fairy gravy | 1 |
#232 | sleazy hi mein | 1 |
#715 | sock monkey | 3 |
#2327 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
#489 | soy cordial | 1 |
#935 | spooky eggnog | 6 |
#832 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
#140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
#851 | spooky toy wheel | 5 |
🥈 | squashed frog | 401,387 |
#907 | squirming egg sac | 2 |
#946 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
#884 | stick-on-a-string | 3 |
#887 | strawberry | 1 |
#564 | stringy sinew | 16 |
#5197 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
#4855 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 7 |
#2642 | stuffed Meat | 4 |
#5706 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
#6381 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
#7868 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
#4954 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 7 |
#7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
#5282 | stuffed hand turkey | 6 |
#6997 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
#2618 | stuffed mink | 4 |
#1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
#4954 | stuffed scary death orb | 7 |
#3034 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 4 |
#7828 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
#7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
#4941 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 7 |
#5288 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 6 |
#1295 | stuffed teddy butler | 31 |
#5312 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
#402 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 40 |
#207 | teddy borg | 53 |
🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
#420 | tin magnolia | 1 |
#3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
#2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
#8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
#2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
#835 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
#175 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 35 |
#1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
#1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
#3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
#1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
#365 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 19 |
#2234 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 8 |
#4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
#1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
#1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
#8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
🥈 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 10,750 |
#8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
#8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
#1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
#8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
#1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
#1004 | toothsome rock | 9 |
#900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
#220 | toy maglev monorail | 6 |
#2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
#1383 | toy train | 1 |
#479 | tree skirt | 1 |
#3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
#601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
#1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
#1023 | unstable DNA | 38 |
#748 | unstable laser battery | 53 |
#455 | upsy daisy | 1 |
#131 | walrus ice cream | 1 |
#222 | water wings | 5 |
#1147 | wheel | 2 |
#388 | witch hat | 2 |
#79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
#2204 | yo | 1 |