Museum :: Jay Peg

Jay Peg

Rank	Item	Quantity
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#389	A. W. O. L. commendation	14
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#150	Alice's Army Alchemist	5
#128	Alice's Army Cleric	4
#144	Alice's Army Coward	3
#156	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#72	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#31	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#164	Alice's Army Guard	4
#180	Alice's Army Halberder	3
#114	Alice's Army Hammerman	5
#167	Alice's Army Horseman	2
#170	Alice's Army Lanceman	2
#169	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	4
#161	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#176	Alice's Army Ninja	3
#205	Alice's Army Nurse	2
#135	Alice's Army Page	6
#165	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	4
#173	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#142	Alice's Army Spearsman	5
#134	Alice's Army Swordsman	6
#161	Alice's Army Wallman	4
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#669	Amulet of Yendor	25
#2230	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#834	Angelhair Culottes	1
#1229	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#83	Atomic Comic	4
#11	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	37
#11	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	49
#862	BGE merchandise order form	2
#4	BGE pocket calendar	40
#11	BGE shotglass	306
#8	BGE temporary tattoo	50
#9	BGE tiny plastic toy	48
#34	Bag o' Tricks	2
#842	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#4296	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#1256	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#908	Bling of the New Wave	1
#521	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#2384	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#1673	Boss Bat bling	1
#2773	Boss Bat britches	1
#1502	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#20	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	29
#8	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	34
#9	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	27
#12	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	25
#11	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	26
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#993	CRIMBCO mug	9
#1700	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#819	CRIMBCO wine	9
#126	CRIMBCOIDS mints	17
#163	CRIMBCOLOAF	13
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#461	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	11
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#58	Crimbough	1
#3212	Crimbuck	1
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#43	Das Überkühlraum trading card	3
#780	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	7
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#238	Drowsy Sword	80
#1785	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#777	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#1026	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	2
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#19	Goodfella contract	1,677
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#725	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#21	Greatest American Pants	2
#1440	Green Clover of Justice	1
#85	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	1
#237	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	6
#1147	Heimandatz's heart	1
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#662	Instant Karma	6
#1674	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#450	Jack-in-the-box	13
#1287	Jocko Homo's head	1
#60	Juju Mojo Mask	1
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#724	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
#669	LED block	1
#815	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	1
#66	Lars the Cyberian	5
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#778	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#90	Li'l Businessman Kit	3
#92	Libram of BRICKOs	1
#47	Loathing Legion knife	1
#316	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	80
#116	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	543
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#61	McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	1
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#41	My Own Pen Pal kit	1
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#726	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#1574	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#191	Nuclear Blastball	4
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#1269	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#12	Order of the Silver Wossname	44
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#237	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	1
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#89	Poison Oak trading card	2
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#809	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#888	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#40	Red Pill	10
#392	Red Rover BB gun	8
#204	Roo trading card	1
#1074	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#2541	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#60	Schmalz's First Prize Beer	1
#1050	Schrödinger's thermos	1
#211	Serenity trading card	1
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#87	Skullhead's Screw	2
#618	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#29	Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	2
🥉	Spooky Putty leotard	1
#27	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
#27	Staff of the Grease Trap	1
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#61	Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	1
#49	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#788	The Joy of Wassailing	2
#1038	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
#77	The Snake trading card	2
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#76	Thorny Toad trading card	2
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#109	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	1
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#100	Ultracolor™ shirt	3
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#250	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#915	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#1119	Yakisoba's hat	1
#349	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#138	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	86
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#615	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#1170	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#48	a cute angel	1
#28	adhesive tape dolly	4
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#216	anniversary balloon	6
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
#135	arse-a'fire elixir	1
#433	asbestos apron	1
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#1009	bag of airline peanuts	20
#247	ball-in-a-cup	1
#110	barskin cloak	1
#167	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#603	bath ball gift set	8
#1662	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#62	battered hubcap	11
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#416	begpwnia	1
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#418	bejeweled cufflinks	10
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#702	bindlestocking	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#410	bit of clingfilm	10
#435	black candy heart	16
#114	black-and-blue light	528
#3305	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#118	blue plasma ball	531
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#36	bone and arrows	1
#745	bone chips	8
#24	bone crusher	2
#277	bone meal	1
#15	bone spurs	4
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#53	bonerang	1
#58	boning knife	1
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#89	bottle of Blank-Out	187
#5026	bottle of goofballs	1
#408	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#38	bounty-hunting helmet	1
#32	bounty-hunting pants	1
#38	bounty-hunting rifle	1
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#2902	box of sunshine	31
#22	breaded beer	13
#1039	brick	28
#590	bronze breastplate	1
#37	bronze handcuffs	2
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#1627	buckyball	1
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#125	burst hellseal brain	77
#1816	can of Binarrrca	1
#47	can of CRIMBCOLA	34
#396	can of franks 'n' beans	1
#297	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	29
#194	candied yams	42
#1999	candy kneecapping stick	1
#1852	candy knuckles	1
#3830	candy stake	1
#1749	canteen of wine	1
#1757	capacitor relay	1
#1811	carbon nanotube frame	1
#1344	cheap elven gloves	1
#108	cheap studded belt	525
#72	chitinous pod	1
#81	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	13
#9	clingfilm cap	2
#11	clingfilm slippers	2
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#755	clown hammer	32
#160	club necklace	29
#119	club of the five seasons	1
#1056	computronic processing unit	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#19	cranberry schnapps	13
#262	crystallized memory	1
#42	cursed eyepatch	1
#919	cyborg doll	1
#1826	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#331	cymbal syrup	24
#456	daisy	4
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#607	defective skull	32
#385	deluxe fax machine	1
#164	demonskin jacket	1
#507	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
#516	depleted uranium seal figurine	1
#534	designer handbag	5
#179	diamond necklace	26
#80	double-ice box	1
#104	double-ice britches	1
#171	double-ice cap	1
#744	duct tape	36
#32	duct tape buckler	2
#43	duct tape dockers	2
#31	duct tape fedora	2
#108	duct tape shirt	1
#232	duct tape sword	1
#1576	dusty Crimbo crate	1
#1812	elven limbos gingerbread	1
#1586	elven moonshine	1
#1396	elven socks	1
#1911	elven suicide capsule	1
#193	elven whittling knife	1
#635	encoder ring	18
#50	exotic parrot egg	1
#90	expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#19	expired can of franks 'n' beans	2
#778	explosion-flavored chewing gum	31
#199	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
#1141	fake fake vomit	16
#901	fake hand	21
#51	fake plastic grass	30
#14	fancy black tie	1
#3837	fancy but probably evil chocolate	1
#2520	fancy chocolate	1
#1881	fancy chocolate car	1
#2422	fancy dress ball	1
#435	fancy opera glasses	9
#14	fancy tophat	1
#16	fancy tuxedo pants	1
#1427	festive holiday hat	1
#1764	fire	1
#692	[2426]fire flower	1
#168	fish juice box	1
#112	flavored foot massage oil	539
#151	floaty gravel	1
#164	floaty inverse geode	1
#416	floaty pebbles	1
#90	floaty rock	1
#987	floaty sand	1
#269	floral print shirt	1
#105	foam dart	563
#325	fortune cookie	4
🥈	fossilized necklace	1
#428	frilly shirt	1
#2296	fuzzy dice	3
#452	garish pinky ring	9
#240	gearbox necklace	4
#519	giant designer sunglasses	7
#3809	gingerbread horror	1
#608	gingerbread house	1
#2812	gingerbread mutant bugbear	1
#224	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#263	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
#35	gnashing teeth	1
#2776	golden ring	1
#1169	goth kid t-shirt	1
#1386	gray bow tie	1
#479	green balloon	4
#2040	grue egg	11
#369	grungy flannel shirt	1
#1225	gyroscope	1
#150	hair of the calf	1
#400	half-orchid	1
#509	handful of confetti	79
#571	harem girl t-shirt	1
#289	heart necklace	21
#875	heart of the volcano	6
#529	heart-shaped balloon	10
#124	hellseal claw	254
#102	hellseal whisker	233
#115	herbal stuffing	54
#39	hibernating robot reindeer	1
#491	hideous egg	3
#1110	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	1
#148	hipposkin poncho	1
🥉	hobo code binder	1
#673	hobo nickel	222
#160	holiday log	1
#1025	hyperbolic plasma focuser	1
#1604	iGoogly	1
#2351	immense cyborg hand	1
#1370	incredibly creepy marionette	1
#138	intriguing puzzle box	3
#691	invisible bag	1
#1775	ion grid	1
#1080	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#1862	jawbruiser	1
#878	jazz soap	26
#41	jingle bell	1
#859	joybuzzer	28
#2542	killing feather	1
#1515	knuckle sandwich	1
#3057	laser-broiled pear	1
#491	left half of a heart necklace	1
#178	leftover Crimbo rations	1
#432	lesser grodulated violet	1
#1829	licorice garrote	1
#836	live wire	1
#1726	logic synthesizer	1
#456	longhaired hippy wig	1
#218	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	1
#876	magical ice cube with a fly in it	26
#575	marionette collective	1
#44	marshmallow flambé	9
#45	mass of wriggling tentacles	1
#145	miniature antlers	1
#107	misfit hobby horse	1
#2027	monomolecular yo-yo	1
#352	mood ring	25
#500	motivational poster	9
#40	moveable feast	1
#331	mugcake	7
#208	mummy wrapping	111
#19	mutant gila monster egg	2
#1680	mylar scout drone	1
#600	mysterious silver lapel pin	1
#3705	nanite-infested candy cane	1
#3219	nanite-infested eggnog	1
#3326	nanite-infested fruitcake	1
#3424	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	1
#1183	nanofiber cloth	1
#86	natto marble soda	1
#91	natto pocky	1
#107	natto-infused sake	1
#361	natty blue ascot	1
#1125	night-vision goggles	1
#46	obnoxious riddle	7
#140	off-white plastic oyster egg	25
#2436	oozenog	1
#34	organ grinder	1
#1955	oversized fish scaler	1
#956	pack of KWE trading card	3
#1325	pair of bolt cutters	1
#319	pair of ragged claws	1
#67	pair of twitching claws	1
#242	palm frond	32
#189	palm-frond capris	1
#238	palm-frond cloak	1
#213	palm-frond whip	1
#84	panicked kernel	1
#17	paperclip	2,455
#6	paperclip cape	5
#6	paperclip pants	6
#5	paperclip sproinger	110
#8	paperclip-on tie	6
#363	parasitic claw	1
#228	parasitic headgnawer	1
#234	parasitic strangleworm	1
#190	parasitic tentacles	1
#1303	patent leather shoes	1
#339	peanut brittle shield	9
#1465	penguin thesaurus	1
#84	personal massager	531
#403	personalized birthday cake	4
#138	personalized coffee mug	510
#716	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	29
#1022	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	19
#168	pile of loose snow	1
#681	pirate shirt	1
#636	plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#1087	poison pen	1
#2126	polyalloy shield	1
#107	portable photocopier	58
#478	potted cactus	3
#186	potted fern	4
#1614	prehistoric spear	1
#321	psycho sweater	1
#1512	pulsing flesh	1
#1068	quantum polarity inducer	1
#73	rainbow bomb	1
#96	rainbow crossbow	1
#2247	razor-tipped yo-yo	1
#1005	recursive spline reticulator	1
#209	red-and-green sweater	14
#1107	reverse-oscillating klystron	1
#310	rhinestone cowboy shirt	1
#1298	rib of the Bonerdagon	1
#553	right half of a heart necklace	1
#1652	rigid carapace	1
#1556	roasted marshmallow	1
#1103	roboduck-on-a-string	1
#1965	robotronic egg	1
#1431	[2108]rock	1
#2677	rogue swarmer	1
#255	rubber WWBD? bracelet	23
#197	rubber WWJD? bracelet	27
#265	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	23
#228	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	24
#978	rubber emo roe	25
#500	rusty chain necklace	4
#156	safety vest	1
#2589	sawblade fragment	1
#395	sawblade shield	7
#103	scissor duck	1
#169	sealhide seal doll	8
#1088	servomechanical torsion facilitator	1
#210	set of jacks	1
#411	shiny hood ornament	1
#104	shredded hellseal hide	91
#71	silver keg	1
#254	single-serving herbal stuffing	1
#100	six-rainbow shield	1
#1807	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#497	sleeping stocking	5
#530	slow jam collection	8
#479	souvenir ski t-shirt	1
#17	soy cordial	15
#76	space jam	11
#241	spade necklace	23
#147	spaghetti cult mask	9
#141	spaghetti cult rosary	9
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#666	spark plug earring	1
#395	spectre scepter	80
#3327	spooky eggnog	1
#1479	spooky hockey mask	1
#63	squamous polyp	1
#71	square CRIMBCOOKIE	14
#1029	stick	1
#943	stick of "gum"	1
#106	stick-on eyebrow piercing	535
#1520	stick-on-a-string	1
#70	stinky cheese ball	1
🥈	stinky cheese wheel	1
#572	strange cube	1
#939	strange shiny disc	1
#131	stress ball	2
#599	string of Crimbo lights	1
#1931	stringy sinew	1
#1044	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	40
#287	stuffed Cheshire bitten	116
#258	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	127
#1136	stuffed Meat	38
#3170	stuffed alien blob	1
#321	stuffed angry cow	113
#321	stuffed astral badger	115
#233	stuffed baby gravy fairy	150
#536	stuffed can of asparagus	6
#258	stuffed cocoabo	128
#1579	stuffed dodecapede	1
#357	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	110
#305	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	122
#499	stuffed ghuol whelp	2
#2981	stuffed gray blob	1
#352	stuffed hand turkey	106
#628	stuffed key	91
#293	stuffed mind flayer	121
#1243	stuffed mink	33
#1087	stuffed monocle	41
#1715	stuffed ninja snowman	1
#358	stuffed scary death orb	107
#285	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	122
#271	stuffed snowy owl	122
#290	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	126
#1049	stuffed spooky mushroom	8
#276	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	120
#1170	stuffed teddy butler	36
#928	stuffed tin of caviar	50
#700	stuffed treasure chest	79
#358	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	103
#246	stuffed zmobie	5
#1712	sturdy Crimbo crate	1
#1049	sub-molecular interocitor	1
#593	supportive bra	1
#58	suspicious stocking	1
#1153	synthetic stuffing	1
#1963	teddy borg	1
#1434	theoretical string	1
#295	throbbing rage gland	1
🥇	time sleigh	1
#421	tin magnolia	1
#92	tiny costume wardrobe	1
#649	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#3989	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	1
#3932	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
#3114	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
#3177	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	1
#88	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	4
#3938	tiny plastic Black Knight	1
#3177	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	1
#42	tiny plastic Boris	1
#3079	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
#87	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	5
#8191	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	1
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#4310	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#4232	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#2898	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#635	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#79	tiny plastic Dr. Awkward	1
#84	tiny plastic Ed the Undying	1
#3121	tiny plastic Felonia	1
#3829	tiny plastic G Imp	1
#3953	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	1
#3874	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
#3909	tiny plastic Hellion	1
#3882	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
#49	tiny plastic Jarlsberg	1
#3074	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
#3957	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
#3871	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
#3910	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
#3894	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#84	tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#79	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	5
#17	tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress	1
#3861	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#3870	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#51	tiny plastic Sneaky Pete	1
#3905	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
#3891	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
#49	tiny plastic Susie	1
#3062	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
#3066	tiny plastic The Man	1
#3926	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#3856	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
#4543	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#1733	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#4020	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#8211	tiny plastic angry goat	1
#3942	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
#3977	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
#3979	tiny plastic astronomer	1
#8249	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	1
#8127	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
#3963	tiny plastic beanbat	1
#4480	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#8174	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	1
#3923	tiny plastic blooper	1
#3954	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
#3907	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#8094	tiny plastic cocoabo	1
#8220	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#3177	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#3910	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#3936	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#4497	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#3876	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#89	tiny plastic fax machine	5
#3843	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
#3909	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
#3920	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#3922	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
#8151	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
#8186	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#8092	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
#3902	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#3859	tiny plastic goth giant	1
#8058	tiny plastic grue	1
#3894	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	1
#4598	tiny plastic hermit	1
#81	tiny plastic hobo elf	5
#8127	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
#8068	tiny plastic killer bee	1
#3890	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
#8200	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
#8101	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#3837	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#8111	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#3994	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#4346	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#67	tiny plastic protector spectre	1
#8099	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#4467	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#3891	tiny plastic scary clown	1
#4450	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#3850	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#1559	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#3951	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#3837	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#8224	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
#3936	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#8159	tiny plastic stab bat	1
#8136	tiny plastic star starfish	1
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#4037	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#3861	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#3860	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#4481	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#3841	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#3872	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#3850	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#3846	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#3084	toast	2
#86	tobiko marble soda	1
#90	tobiko pocky	1
#96	tobiko-infused sake	1
#69	toe jam	11
#176	tofurkey gravy	43
#176	tofurkey leg	43
#1865	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#1404	tooth	1
#2527	toothsome rock	1
#106	torn hellseal sinew	88
#2400	toy crazy train	1
#899	toy deathbot	1
#1590	toy hoverpad	1
#2209	toy jet pack	1
#921	toy maglev monorail	1
#2127	toy mercenary	1
#2475	toy ray gun	1
#2262	toy space helmet	1
#73	traffic jam	11
#3145	tree-eating kite	1
#149	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	8
#599	tropical paperweight	1
#1132	tropical wrapping paper	1
#442	tube sock	1
#129	tulip	7
#184	tuxedo shirt	1
#1649	twitching claw	1
#4	unearthed volcanic meteoroid	1
#2304	unstable DNA	1
#2813	unstable laser battery	1
#457	upsy daisy	1
#439	urinal cake	3
#668	vampire collar	1
#2525	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
#1821	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	1
#2588	vibrating cyborg knife	1
#2756	vitachoconutriment capsule	1
#96	wasabi marble soda	1
#102	wasabi pocky	1
#109	wasabi-infused sake	1
#1538	wheel	1
#538	white balloon	3
#603	white hat hacker T-shirt	1
#122	white snakeskin duster	1
#1007	whoopie cushion	23
#152	willyweed	3
#893	wind-up chattering teeth	29
#615	witch hat	1
#698	woven baling wire bracelets	1
#590	wreath of laurels	1
#587	wrench bracelet	4
#82	wriggling tentacle	1
#726	x-ray specs	20
#176	yak anorak	1
#41	yellow plastic oyster egg	88
#1161	yellow snowcone	18
#2204	yo	1

Wow, that's 16,243 items total!

what items are this player missing?